Thread 211401596 - /tv/ [Archived: 1379 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:20:02 PM No.211401596
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How do you even manage to have even more of a non-existent plot than Avatar?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:24:15 PM No.211401688
fuck you I like it
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:28:50 PM No.211401786
>>211401688
I guess the vfx are really nice but like come on barely anything happens in that movie.
Theatreslop.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:30:54 PM No.211401831
>>211401596 (OP)
Avatar had a greay plot though. All the billions of dollars it made proves that. Keep coping and seething though.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:06:45 PM No.211402631
>>211401596 (OP)
I like it too
I just watched it the past week
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:14:42 PM No.211402821
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I need a new Arthur movie in my life
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:23:26 PM No.211403027
real niggas know this is a good movie
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:30:12 PM No.211403234
Kind of turns to shit in the last act and I couldโ€™ve done entirely without Rihanna. That being said itโ€™s a fun movie for the most part.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:32:03 PM No.211403274
Avatar is unwatchable. Valerian was based.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:34:44 PM No.211403341
>>211401596 (OP)
should have just been 2 hours of xenoRihanna gyrating for the camera
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:36:05 PM No.211403390
>>211401596 (OP)
I dunno, i masturbated to Cara Dirlewanger in the opening scene and never watched to it to the end.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:43:37 PM No.211403624
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:50:22 PM No.211403836
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:00:15 PM No.211404179
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:02:34 PM No.211404274
>>211401688
Why?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:06:15 PM No.211404427
>>211401596 (OP)
They're brother and sister in a sexual relationship.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:10:56 PM No.211404598
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The cast that Besson got for his animation debut is impressive as hell
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:58:58 PM No.211406226
>>211404427
what gamu?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:02:42 PM No.211406372
>>211401596 (OP)
Spent more time beating my meat then paying attention here.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:15:28 PM No.211406961
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:18:43 PM No.211407078
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:24:01 PM No.211407341
>>211401596 (OP)
This movie had exactly one good scene. Anyone care to guess what it was?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:43:01 PM No.211408303
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:44:12 PM No.211408351
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Air kiss
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:45:55 PM No.211408432
>>211401596 (OP)
it was good up until the halfway point, where it nosedives like crazy. the halfway point or whenever rhianna shows up
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:47:33 PM No.211408500
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:18:34 PM No.211410009
>>211403234
>Kind of turns to shit in the last act
Lol thats the only good part besides the intro
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:17:56 PM No.211412603
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:19:03 PM No.211412655
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:58:16 PM No.211414328
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:56:08 PM No.211417047
>>211401596 (OP)
one of the few movies i like to rewatch every so often
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:07:07 PM No.211417568
>>211401596 (OP)
>How do you even manage to have even more of a non-existent plot than Avatar?
Avatar has an epic arc and is incredible movie making.

Valerian doesn't approach that level of greatness, but it does have stunning world building. A shame it failed as a franchise.

It's endlessly more creative and fascinating than Star Trek for example.