>virtually zero hype in this board for the movie that will send to the bottom of box office the other two capekino movies this summer


why?

maybe because its 7th movie of a series that was out of ideas by the second book.
I like seeing dinosaurs, shit i dont even mind OCs monsters but I couldnt even finish the second Jurassic World

It's the kind of movie you watch later at some point with your family and go: It's actually pretty neat. Glad they didn't fumble it. That's why the JP universe is still wholesome. It doesn't insist upon itself.

>>211403346
The last two movies were faggot shit. Your opinions are faggot shit.

>>211402618 (OP)
It's tracking for a sharp drop-off in performance vs previous Jurassic Worlds.
Possible that it will be like pic related, where people finally get tired of the mind-numbing stupidity and the bubble bursts, and "kids like robots" or "kids like dinosaurs" is no longer enough to sustain it

let me guess
>scene where they are chased by a big dino and escape last second
>scene where a goon gets killed to establish dinos are dangerous
>scene where a dino stands motionless and then attacks for a jump scare or silently creeps on the protagonists for a jump scare
>"badass" scene where scarjo fights off dinosaurs
>scene where some lame ass smart alec kid dinosaurs expert will show up
>scene where villain betrays the group by leaving them at the mercy of a big dino
>scene were John Williams theme plays to manipulate the audience into a false sense of nostalgia

>>211404618
No, they weren't. You're just a basement dweller that needs movies to be more like porn

>>211402618 (OP)
>why?
It's a franchise that already ran its course. Hell, as far as I'm concerned, the first Jurassic Park film is a timeless masterpiece that shouldn't have gotten any sequel at all. I love seeing dinosaurs, but there's only so much dinokino you can pump out.

>>211402618 (OP)
don't care about it
only ever watched the first jurassic movie and didn't like it that much

>>211402618 (OP)
>another thread made by an esl shill bot that used google translate

maybe because there is no good actor in the movie.

>>211406448
Mahershalalhashbaz Ali is in it, the kids love him

the trailer showed you all you need to know. girl boss, retarded mutt and kids escaping dino xyz at the last minute! you have seen the entire movie already several times

>>211405022
The Jurassic world movies are trash made by stupid people.

>>211406507
literally who?

because i only like the original jurassic park. i could not care less

>>211406588
Mahershalalhashbaz Ali. He was supposed to be Blade.

>>211406622
still a literally who then.

>>211402618 (OP)
this franchise has been garbage for so long, they need a tony gilroy to reinvent it and make it kino again

I skipped the last two world flicks in the theater and watched them later. They weren’t great but I did like the dinosaur action. I’ll maybe go see this one for some big screen dino action. I don’t care enough about anything anymore to even bitch about all the IPs I love being absolutely tarnished.

Superman and Fantastic Four will both flop. Jurassic Kino will reign Supreme.

Scarlett Johansson is like 60 years old now. Even if she was bare tits in that movie I wouldn't want to see this.
HIRE HOT YOUNG FEMALE ACTRESSES!!! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE OLD HAGS ON THEIR SCREEN

I remember Klayton (JP youtuber) shilling Dominion and he ended up utterly disappointed by it.

>>211407045
nothing worse than a woman wearing a suit

>>211402618 (OP)
Haven't seen an ad in a while but I caught all the big 4 movies trailers last night during the hockey game.
Jurassic Park looks pretty good actually. Hopefully the trailer action shots aren't the only good parts (doubtful).
Superman not too sure since nobody can make a good one since Reeves, though there are sexy women in it.
F4 looks actually kinda fun like they were going Guardian's 1 route but we'll see, haven't a Marvel film in a decade.
Elio or whatever the next Disney movie looks like a fetish sim, definitely don't need to show this to children.
That is my review of these trailers.

>>211407105
unless its a birthday suit

>>211407211
good one

>>211402618 (OP)
didnt last one made billion

>>211402618 (OP)
Because the Jurassic Park/World movies suck.

They are just mindless commercials made to sell dinosaur toys to retarded mutt children and CGI slop-fests that pander to dumb normalfags and foreigners.

There isn’t anything artistic or clever about them.

Spielberg took a horror book and made it into a superhero franchise where Americans cheer for the T-Rex to show up and save the day like she is Superman.

i actually enjoyed the victorian horror elements of the end of fallen kingdom, really taps back into the original horror and fascination with dinosaurs.
dominion was dogshit though

>>211406871

Based veteran

>>211403346
JW Dominion was one of the hardest fumbled movies I've ever seen in theaters with my family and everyone agreed it was bad and a waste of time. The one before that was absolute trash too with no redeeming qualities

>>211402618 (OP)
Only movie I plan on seeing opening weekend

>>211404836
Thats what I'm going for

>>211404739
this movie doesnt have everyones favorite character being the bad guy as the entire hook, so no it won't be like TLK

>>211412971
What probably matters more than that is the previous movie being shitty and leaving a bad taste in audiences' mouths, which Age of Extinction and Dominion both did

There is nothing new this movie brings to the table. I feel like they know Americans will reject it and hope 3rd world Europeans will come out in droves to watch it

>>211402618 (OP)
what's the spino situation?

>>211408460
>Spielberg took a horror book and made it into a superhero franchise where Americans cheer for the T-Rex to show up and save the day like she is Superman.
>Jurassic World grossed over $653 million in the United States and Canada and $1.018 billion in other countries for a worldwide total of $1.671 billion
Don't put this shit on us retard

>>211406588
Two time Academy Award winning actor Mahershala Ali, he was in True Detective season 3 with Sarah Gadon

Pretty hard to get hyped for a Jurassic movie after how apocalyptically terrible Dominion was