Friday the 13th edition

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>>211405528 (OP)
what the fuck was going on in 93

>>211405528 (OP)
for me, it's Jason X
used to watch that every weekend as wee lad

For this Friday I will be watching...Saw. His films deliver a far superior concept.

Which F13 are we watching tonight, lads?

I love single room\confined place psychological horrors like El Hoyo, Late Night With the Devil, The Exam, the first Saw.
Any recommendations?

>>211405552
If you actually watch media from the era, they were literally "it's not the dumb old eighties anymore! We're radical and edgy now!"
I wish I was kidding.

>>211405552
it was supposed to show the effects of the toxic sludge that got dumped on him in the previous film

>>211405552
you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
Jason was maxxbloating and maxxrotting. literal giggachad

>>211405528 (OP)
What happened 2001?

>>211405633
Ah, bottle horror. Should start with Cube (the original, only watch the sequels if you're really into it)

>>211405552
I think they wanted to make it look like he was bloated/decomposing so badly his mask is sinking in to the decomposing flesh. Or maybe mutated after Manhattan.

>>211405609
F13 remake. Probably my favorite in the series for a comfy rewatch.

>>211405633
Rope is great but technically two rooms (where they moved the walls so they can get the camera all the movement between rooms in one take)

>>211405657
Nu Metal

>>211405639
Don't complain it gave us 12 Monkeys too
>>211405713
Yeah this one was pretty rough

>>211405698
Ah, sorry, there's technically several rooms in Cube. Forget I said anything.

>>211405609
:3

>>211405698
Already ahead of you anon. I've watched all of them like 15 years ago.

>>211405528 (OP)
My dad told me he saw the final chapter in theaters for his 16th birthday in 1984. I'm still jealous about that lol.

>>211405528 (OP)
OP forgot 2003

>>211405861
not canon

>>211405761
no no no
The Cube is a perfect example but I've seen it already. I'm not extremely particular about the one room thing, it just has to be some sort of a confined place, it has to feel like a trap.

>>211405633
>Circle
>I Trapped The Devil
>Pod
>We Need To Do Something
>Glorious
>Await Further Instructions

>>211405712
Rope (1948) still has the greatest acting performance I've seen from Stewart (the GOAT) and Dall.

>cube
>circle
>triangle
>x
the shape series

>>211405971
Playstation controller horror. Just need A, B, and Y for Xbox.

>>211405909
>greatest acting performance I've seen from Stewart
Harvey tho

>>211405906
All right. How about Five Nights at Freddy's or the highly superior knock-off brand Willy's Wonderland.

>>211405633
Try the Collector. It's all mostly set in one house and has one of the better horror protagonist in the genre imo.

>>211406024
I worded it poorly. I meant that Rope as a movie has the best acting I've seen because of the performances put in by Stewart & Dall. Stewart gave better performances in other movies.

>>211405909
>>211405712
Those are fantastic suggestions, thank you so much.

>>211406134
Thanks, the premise sounds great.

>>211406138
He convinced me he was 5'10 in Harvey and I bring up that movie any chance I get because it's one of the best movies ever made. (It's definitely not horror despite having many of the elements, but it's also only not horror because you can believe Stewart and his invisible friend are good souls. Highly recommend anons watch it if they haven't seen it)

>>211405609
Probably only the first

>>211405909
Based fellow Jimmy Stewart/Rope appreciator. Remember the shitshow Rear Window edition?

>>211405609
i started going in order every friday 13th 2 years ago and im at 7 now

>>211405633
Escape Room (2017)
Escape Room (2018)
Escape Room (2019)
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2921)
All different films except for TOC which is a sequel to the 2019 version. Haven't seen it yet though.
Of the 3, only 2018 is confined to a single room, minus some exterior scenes. It's also the worst of the bunch.

Devil
Elevator
Intruders (2015)
Meander
Botched
The People Under The Stairs
31
Headgame (not great)

WHo the fuck approved Jason's face it pt.8. Seriously who said, that's our scary villain.

>>211408177
it's set to release THAT far into future?
damn looks like i'll have to give up on that franchise

>>211408251

>>211408251
Damn you Christopher Latham Sholes! *Shakes fist to the heavens*

>>211408251
They're always dragging these franchises out

>>211408194
The story behind that movie's production is a total mess

>>211405609
I’ve been showing a friend the series one film at a time every F13. We’re up to Part 5. Really can’t wait for us getting to Part 6 though.

>>211409299
I like Ghoulies more than Gremlins and Critters. I want my own Ghoulie pals to hang out with and give tasks to

>>211408177
You forgot there are two versions of Tournament of Champions.

>>211405609
8

>>211410275
Everyone fears the Chad Jason, even Punk Rockers.

>>211405528 (OP)

Are you a BAD ENOUGH DUDE to rank them all?

>>211410275
>gif
What is this, 2002?

>>211410400
I have only seen two of them

>>211410406
Yes.

>>211405645
it'd been great if he was in the movie more

>>211410406

>>211410493
desu

>>211410077
Told you I hadn't seen it.

>>211410598
It was cool actually because people that saw only one version would talk about it, not knowing about the other, and everyone would just be like "wtf, that's not what happened at all". Great for marketing.

>>211405528 (OP)
Bro hit 30 and slacked off a bit. We all go through this.

>>211405528 (OP)
Based OP.
>>211405609
Might rewatch Part 5 later.

>big Friday the 13th announcement today teased for today
>it's just that fucking Jason Un1v3rse shit again

>>211412179
>today teased for today
I got so mad I had a stroke mid-post

>>211412179
They said Jason Universe is going to have movies.

absolute schlockino

>>211405528 (OP)
For me, it's Voorhees.

>>211412547
I hate every anon in this thread except you, because at least you have reasonable taste, anon.

>>211412710
But anon, I have great taste as I'm a FF Chad.

>>211412709
One of the best girls in the series, cute face and big naturals.

>The Strangers: Chapter 2
>runetime 2h 42m
that can't be right...

>>211414724
This retard really saw Terrifier 3 and said "I can make a longer horror movie". Movies that long are usually only for epics, biopics, war, and organized crime shit.

>>211405552
Literally and unironically the worst movie of all time.

>>211415087
>israel flag
are we supposed to call this based?

>>211415087
Romulus wasnt on Hulu day 1, did it bomb so hard they had to make this one just zero budget streaming crap?

Full moon was June 11
Even the planets have lined up for this Friday the 13th

>he's trying to slide again

>>211415214
it's a tv series not a movie

>>211414724
>>211414899
Slashers are one of the only things I'd be willing to watch more than 2 hours of desu.

Is Jason lgbt friendly?

>>211414724
I can't see how you could drag out a home invasion movie that long unless the first 2 hours are just the family sitting around sipping tea and playing monopoly

>>211405609
Am watching part 2

>>211405528 (OP)
2009 FF13 is very underrated.

>>211415522
No. He kills anyone that crosses his path or is on his land.

>>211415087
So ugly. Everyone in the trailer is so ugly

>>211415576
>>211414724
Every movie now is 2+ hours long even if there's no reason for it

>>211411835
You should see the regulars of /hor/. We are in our 40’s and 40’s hit us like a ton of bricks.

>>211415766
Some might even call it stupendous.

>>211415941
am 5'7 and 300lbs myself

>>211411835
>bro hit 40 and is now named “Jenny”

>>211415941
I'm getting close to 40 and will stay a skeleton. Father time isn't packing the pounds on me.

>>211415522
Yeah but if he killed an open gay or trans he’d be classed as phobe similar to Art the Clown being misogynist even though he kills both men and women

>>211416094
and the director will cuck out and turn his series into Redditslop.

>>211416131
Die Pissfag.

I have 3 movies planned for tomorrow morning, two are horror:

>The Antarctic Octopus
Mainland China CGI creature horror
>Idol Never Dies
Japanese Idol horror

>>211416240
holy shit antarctic octopus looks bad. not even in a fun way. I wonder what the chinese opinion of that kind of movie is. Do they actually enjoy it or do they view it as something like transformers 6 or meg or something

>>211416527
To be far, all mainland China CGI creature movies look bad. So far I've only liked one, but hopeful another will be good. They don't really have a lot of horror movies if you only count the mainland. I'm sure they take whatever they can get. They do seem to love snakes because there's a disproportionate amount of those movies compared to other types.

>>211416230
what?

>>211416804
>what saar i do not understand saaar
Die gay indian faggot

>>211417070
Saar! I need airplane horror, saar! Plane went down and am scared. Also, the bathroom on that plane must have been immaculate.

>>211415941
I was genuinely hoping you died.

>>211417162
>>211417184
Pissman's cousins got Final Destination'd bros...

>>211412179
One of them is gonna have to die for us to get a new film. I don't pay attention to it at this point, I've been reading news bait for years.

>>211417860
Miller needs to die, he's the one that caused the problem in the first place. Then a company just needs to pay the estate for the rights. He's 85, so it could be any day.

>>211417184
I am 40, not 100. Why would I die?

>>211418402
You're an underaged indian.

>Predator: Killer of Killers
>Alien: Earth
Jason, are you okay?
Freddy, are you okay?
Mikey, are you okay?
Chucky, are you okay?

What is a pissman? What movie is this from?

>>211416230
Why did the cuck commment this anon so much..?

I never watched the og Friday the 13th in theatres before and just got back from a screening. I think the employees cranked the volume up like crazy, the whole movie was like ASMR. My favorite part of the first three F13's are the comfy woodland atmosphere, with the audio cranked up you could hear every twig crunching beneath their feet, the rustling of the trees and wildlife.Getting to see the comfy shots on the big screen of the lake, woods and wooden cabins with the rain pouring down and lights softly glowing between the curtains. Pure fucking kino.

>>211418548
jason series is supposed to air on halloween this year

>>211410275
>>211410406

>>211418731
You already know.

>>211418731
ESL gibberish

>>211418548

>>211405639
And that was a good thing. Modern entertainment being scared of being edgy/holding actual weight is the reason it sucks so much

>it's those hours again
>>211418783
Rural new England is really beautiful

>>211419137
thanks fren

>>211416527
>>211416743
It's weird seeing the discussion on slashers getting longer when when the chinese movies are going the other way. Most of them that aren't big name run about the same as the average FF. And they have access to decent CGI through Hong Kong. They just aren't using it as much.

>>211420628
That 85-95 minute range is really the sweet spot for horror movies, but now they're bloating up to 100-110 minutes, and it's getting out of hand. Your average SEA horror movie is always around the 110-120 minute mark, and it's too long most of the time. Is everyone just refusing to tighten up the story or do they just want to leave everything in since streaming is what matters.

>>211405528 (OP)
>mask not consistent but always has the axe damage from part 3 at the top.
>>211405703
>F13 remake.
This is a troll?

are there any black horror movies that aren't just "white pipi be spookie n shiet"?

>>211421287
not really. blacks have a chip on their shoulder

>>211421199
>This is a troll?
Nah, the remake is pretty solid.

>>211421287
Blacula

I'm watching pic related in the old cine en casa.
Should I continue or stop here? heard 4 was shit but I'll watch it if an entry after that is any good.
Any other found footage I should watch? I've seen Noroi, Cloverfield, and the Blair Witch Project
>>211421287
yes, but they don't sell as much

>>211421287
Mr Crocket

it's very good imo, I reccomend it

>>211421287
Scary Movie franchise

>>211421460
Speaking of which, has anyone seen the Blackening? They were talking about it in the Eli Roth Horror documentary, but I couldn't really tell if it was being more woke or more satirical

>>211421506
I found all the Paranormal Activity films to be shit. The first one only slid by because it was novel. However, if you've made it to #3 and still like it, you may as well watch the rest for more of the same. It gets more whacky with the backstory, but it's basically still 10 minutes of nothing with a spooky noise jump scare.

>>211421506
From then on they're all passable but incredibly forgettable.
Instead watch
>As Above So Below
>Hell House LLC
>Occult (if you liked Noroi)
>Grave Encounters
>Ghostwatch

>>211421506
>Any other found footage I should watch? I've seen Noroi, Cloverfield, and the Blair Witch Project
Besides what the other anon recommended
>rec
>lake mungo
>deadstream
>cannibal holocaust
>the tunnel
>zero day (disturbing but not horror)
>the last exorcism
>unfriended
>creep
>dashcam (the one directed by rob savage)
>host

>>211421506
Dashcam 2021
Deadstream 2022
It's a 50/50 whether anons in this general will shit on them or love them, but I think they're worth the watch. They don't play it as seriously as any of the ones you've listed, though.

>>211414724
Remember when they said they were going to release all 3 new The Strangers films in the same year? I do.
Honestly at that length, I think they must have seen the success of the first film, went back and reshot more to make the trilogy make sense, and then ended up with a huge convoluted second film to set up the third.

>>211421722
Oh yeah both of these too.
SURPRISE BITCH!

>>211415522
No, he hates women and minorities. Actually no he just hates everyone period.

>>211421499
Interesting. What do you like about that one, anon?

I have a massive penis, just a little tidbit for any of the ladies browsing /hor/

you know what I don't understand about paranormal activity 3? how does a wedding videographer afford a house that nice? they had a shitton of massive TVs for 1988 too.

>>211421506
The Conspiracy (2012) and Hell House LLC are obvious found footage go-tos, cant believe none of your other repliers mentioned them.

>>211421460
What does this even mean lol

>>211421529
I am going to watch it now m. I hope you are right.

>>211422061
first reply mentioned hell house
>The Conspiracy (2012)
I've never heard anyone hype this. It was just ok in my mind.

>>211405528 (OP)
The frozen head smash in X was kino, dont remember anything else about that shit ass movie

>>211422061
Conspiracy good. Hell House shit.

>>211422096
it means anon is a chud

>>211422149
I mean, Conspiracy is one of the like five good found footage movies ever made.

>>211405528 (OP)
VIII may not be anyone's favorite Friday but I dig Jason's design.

>>211422151
>amazing opening scene in the cryo chamber
>slams girls inside sleeping bags against a tree
>falls onto a massive screw and spins around as they slide down it
Jason X has lots of great parts.

I have never heard of this Conspiracy

Another F13 webm hot off the presses.

>>211422280
they don't want you to know about it. that's why it's a conspiracy.

>>211422244

Jason death figures

>>211421551
It's good. Chuds hate it though.

>>211422248
Yeah bro, Jason looked totally sick in Part 8.

>>211422518
??

>>211422683
was he the one who got cucked

Just started watching Clown in a Cornfield and 2 minutes in I didn't see a single black person or mutt

>>211422705
No, that was his friend Teddy, the poser who acted like he got girls all the time but ended up getting nobody and had to resort watching old vintage porn alone downstairs while everyone else was getting it on. Sad!

>>211422893
kek

>>211422391
>Jason, Freddy and Wade only ones with "not included" after their names on packaging
Kek

So handsome

>>211412709

>>211422705
No, Ted was the cucked one.

>>211421881
No ladies here, just 40 year olds with no collagen and overweight watching /hor/ cause our bodies barely function.

You know the drill, claim your Friday the 13th waifu. Mine are:
>Friday the 13th Part 2 = Sandra Dier (Marta Kober)
>Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning = Violet Moraine (Tiffany Helm)
>Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning = Tina McCarthy (Debi Sue Voorhees)
>Freddy vs. Jason = Gibb Smith (Kathrine Isabelle)

>>211423611
>Vickie (Part 2)
>Vera (Part 3)
>Megan (Part 6)

>>211405645

>you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
Jason was maxxbloating and maxxrotting.
unironically this but while he wasnt jason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYryAmRaMsw

>>211423555
Speaking for yourself? Projecting. I am 45 and still fit and my wife is still beautiful.

>>211423611
>>211423657
I want Annie from Part 1 and Chris from Part 3.

>>211405609
I'm watching Jason Goes to Hell for the first time today :(
I've been dreading this one. Any words of wisdom? Is it really as bad as they say?
>>211409533
Last F13 I marathoned the Tommy Jarvis trilogy with my little brother

>>211423770
pic of wife

>>211423837
Is that actually your wife?

>>211423837
kys

>>211405609
Like many zoomers who claim to be horror/film fans, I will be binge watching YouTube videos summarizing the movies by pic related

>>211422893
Why the fuck did Jason kill him then? He wasn't engaging in any premarital shenanigans

rate the new jason design

>>211423998
It's Pamela that really gets mad about sex, Jason just kills teenagers (and randoms) in general because he's pissed at the world.

>>211423611
Terry all the way

>>211423982
Don’t be rude! Jessica Harper is a /hor/ waifu.

>>211423836
Prepare for kino.

>>211424135
>filename
Indian freak

>>211415522
Yes, he is, and that's a GOOD thing. Jason is a concerned conservative resident of Crystal Lake. He is against all degenerate acts that threaten his humble way of life. Be like Jason

>>211424135

>>211422893
>that nigga from Last American Virgin
lol
Which character had a worse fate?

>>211424161
That is an iPhone filename

>>211424201
Based

>>211424066
meh

>>211424331
You are brown and retarded.

>>211424189
> He is against all degenerate acts that threaten his humble way of life
He would massacre most of us here on /hor/. For cucking and lgbt fetishes.

>>211424066
Are we finally getting a new jason movie?

>>211423988
Real chads watch Dr. Wolfula. Anyone else like to watch his video while drinking chocolatemilk?

>>211424396
Die Pisscuck.
>>211424417
The Cobwebs Channel is the GOAT horror 'tuber. Wolfula is entertaining too but Cobwebs has good recs.

>>211424415
Supposedly. They said this design will be used for new movies.

>>211423988
We don't speak that cock sucker's name around these parts.

>>211424396
Yeah, totally. 100%

>>211424548
>wait 16 years for more jason
>this is his redesign

>>211424382
I am not that poster, just telling you it is an iphone file.

>>211421287
Us - villains are clones
Nope - ayylmao villain
His House - black ghosts and/or guilt are the villain
Def By Temptation - black succ/vamp villainess
Vampire in Brooklyn - Eddie Murphy is the villain
And more if you bother to research.

>>211424066
>>211424548
If this really his redesign I'm starting to suspect the rights thing hasn't been completely settled like they claim it has. It's like they had to alter his design to look like dog shit so it would be legally distinct.

>>211421506
>Any other found footage I should watch?
the bay

>>211424693
Supposedly "Jason Universe" is the company that was formed to wrangle both halves of the rights together.
The "redesign" is just New Line/Platinum Dunes Jason with a different mask, it has nothing to do with Victor Miller's Friday the 13th Part 1 script. Jason is barely in that movie and he doesn't wear a mask.

>>211424483
> Die Pisscuck
Speak English, Franz

>Roll the windows up! it's Jeepers Creepers
>he's broke, he's homeless. He's gonna ask us for money

>>211424813
kek

>>211421837
I like how it just cuts to the chase of being a F13 movie without being bogged down by all the convoluted lore that the series has. I also liked the more realistic approach it took to Jason with him being more of a survivalist with traps set all around to camp so he knows where everybody is and how to better kill people

>Tobin Bell will die before making Saw 11
feels bad man

>>211424898
The funniest part of the Jeepers Creepers lore is when it came out that the people that made the newest one didn't even have the rights to make it lmao.

>>211424396
>>211424608

>>211425055
Talking to yourself for hours must be so fun when you're a mentally retarded subcontintental teenager. Maybe we're the ones that are missing out.

>>211424944
>Tobin will appear in the form of recordings playing after his death playing Jigsaw in the form of recordings playing after his death
feels KINO man

>>211425146
>*continental

>>211424944
>saw x is a big hit
>one of the producers wants to follow it up with a sequel
>other producer says "nah", the series goes on hiatus, and it ends up getting sold to blumhouse
What the FUCK was that retard thinking?

>>211421287
Def by Temptation and JD's Revenge are good and don't involve white people or racism

umm yeah I'm thinking it's kino

>>211405528 (OP)

>>211425266
Two rich dudes trying to spite each other out of a new boat for petty reasons.
Blumhouse getting it means there'll be 10 new ones.

>>211424556
>Homophobic language
Yikes! Speaking of problematic topics, does anyone find it super weird how young and sexulized the women are in Friday the 13th movies? Not cool. Hey, any future film makers watching: just don't, okay?

What's a slasher film where a would-be victim not only holds his own against the killer(s), but is as much of a murderous force, and actively chase them down?

Anyone else here gen Z and find ot annoying when your normie friends think movies like F13 are for "diddy ahh bluds"?
>>211425426
I wish we got to see Pam naked :(

>>211423611
Wtf, Ginger from Ginger Snaps looks like my big sister here. Also
>cast an actress with the same last name as Jason
Based. Reminds me of Nancy Loomis/Kyes from the first two Halloween films.

>>211425518
Predator?

>>211425651
>cast an actress with the same last name as Jason
They did this in the sole film in the series where the killer isn't a Voorhees.

>>211425426
why are 98% of them blonde

>>211425146
Sittijg in your place under the stairs must be so comfy. What are you watching tonight?

>>211425518
not a slasher, but I Spit On Your Grave

I think ill watch Lowlifes tonight

>>211425730
X

>>211425786
she fucks black guys btw

>>211425786
me too but instead i'll watch Jason

>>211425727
Blondes deserve it.

>>211425839
Amanda Fix is not for that.
>>211425845
This but watch Lowlifes instead.

massive throbbing black cocks pumping african seed into Amanda Fix's fertile womb

>>211425963
Your cuck fantasies are not welcome here.

>>211425426
I don't know why but for whatever reason whenever I see survior girls in these horror flicks 10,000 years of ancestral memories of conquest and pillaging instantly come flooding back... I wonder why that is... Which one are you anons confidant you could... ya know...
> how tiny her bones are compared to mine
> how small her muscles are
> how easy it would be
>
>>211425727
America used to be a serious country, a REAL country

>>211423837
>>211424135
>>211424331
Pissman should've been murdered long ago.

>>211425717
Now I think it was 100% intentional.

>>211425727
I also noticed a sore lack of brunettes.

>>211425963
/hor/ af

>>211405528 (OP)
We need to be posting more F13 fan art

>>211425963
kek this

>>211425963
she is on birth control :)

>>211405528 (OP)
All of the Friday the 13th movies (except the 6th) are actively terrible and not even ironically enjoyable.
People pretend to like these movies, they only like Jason as a character.

>>211426335
>people are pretending to like these movies i dislike
>but not the one i actually like!
Or maybe other people don't have the same taste as you and it's not some elaborate trick that thousands of people are in on.

>>211426445
>don't touch my garbage

>>211425963
this. she is probably married too (white husband)

>>211426517
he's cute af

>>211426263
> she is on birth control :)
It is just her husband eating it out of her

>>211426335
I like 1-7, X, the remake, and FvJ. That's a majority of the series

>>211426618
Based.
Takes Manhattan is even enjoyable schlock even though it's not great, still better than the "bad entries" in most other slasher franchises.

>>211425786
>>211425963
Based Canadian coalburner Amanda Fix! She puts Kinski to shame so you should be ashamed of yourself, Gadoncuck.

>>211426211
these franchises are so out of steam that at this point having a ginormo bitch version of Jason or Michael would be more interesting. I doubt they'd get it right, but still.

>>211424066
Looks Insipid and weak

>>211426981
>Looks Insipid and weak
Perfect for you, then!

>Friday the 13th is over hier (Greetings from Germany!)
>I ended up only watching like half of the second Friday the 13th movie, because I got elected from Sexy Lady

>>211427156

>>211426742
I don't think it's as bad as they say but I still think it can be boring in parts

>>211422299
thanks anon. nice digits and quality webm.

>>211423837
>118x96

>>211419137
>>211422299
Based

>>211426211

>BART DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK

>>211425266
the other guy wanted a reboot with a younger jigsaw

>>211428234
>slasher villain is the one who gets her tits out
what a twist

>>211427940
He must have a 400x600 resolution phone screen.

>>211424417
my favorite YouTube is Andy maniacal cinephile

>>211428236

>>211428327
>>you will never be passive-motorboated to death by your slasherfu
why even live?

>>211418783
I had a similar experience with JAWS.
I never saw it or cared for it much.
but watching it in theaters was incredible. amazing.

>>211428327

Why haven't you made a horror masterpiece all on your own like the druggie guy from Where the Dead Go to Die?

>>211428537
I will to one day. I just need to finish all the other half done projects first.

I started watching friday the 13th movies back in 2017, but only when I actually realize the date is friday 13
I will be watching VI tonight

Now that's how you end a movie

>>211405552
Jason is having a melty

How big is Jason cock?

>>211428803
best one . most fun one.

>>211428327
this would be the one time I gladly accept a gender change kek

>>211428998
13 inches

>>211429051
forgot pic

>>211405609
doing the og

>>211410400
6>3>X>8>remake>the rest
part 7 is the worst of the bunch

>>211405609
only real fans know

>>211415087
no alien movie has ever had a male protagonist unless you count the prequels as david movies

>>211429302
damn even the two alien vs predator movies had female leads.

>>211426807
Amanda Fix does not burn coal. She is pure.

>horror film titled "darkness"
>it's aesthetically bright
Argento you mad wop.

Damn, y'all niggas at Camp Crystal Lake or some shit?

>>211429712
Why did you just post Quincy Jones' last lay?

>>211429871
can you imagine he died fucking her? would be kinda hot ngl

>>211428389
BOOTS 2 RE BOOTS RAAAAGGGHHGH

>>211425411
The boner this gave me at 12 still lives in my memory.

>>211429097
>>211428234
>AI garbage
There's plenty of irl R63 Jason cosplay out there

>>211429835
I'd like to Crystal her Lake if you know what I mean... I AM TALKING ABOUT SEXO ToT

>>211405528 (OP)
Peak Jason isn't on that chart.

>>211421287
Bones. There's barely even any white people in it.

>>211429942
>>211429871
Why are you so cucked?

>>211405528 (OP)
Final chapter > new blood > 2009

>>211429805
The interiors in that movie are gorgeous, the lady spraying blood from her arm on the white wall is pure unadulterated kino.

>>211405528 (OP)
Man, 09 was such a great movie. The worn out yet iconic mask, Jason's speed and intelligence, the perfect body on that blonde, the violent kills, especially the boot to the face at the start.

>>211430073
I prefer ai

>>211430146

Baker?

>>211431537

>>211431537
if I bake I would use an ai image

>>211405609
I've been making my way through them after watching Jason X and the remake years ago. Watched Part III today, it was pretty okay. The "3D" effects were pretty funny, I like the main theme, and the girl in the shower had nice tits. Could've been gorier, but whatever

>>211423611
>Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning = Tina McCarthy (Debi Sue Voorhees)
No, you can't pick more than one, anon, and you can't pick her. If I had to choose a 2nd though, probably
>Friday the 13th Part 7: Robin (Elizabeth Kaitan)

>>211431849
And not necessarily because of part 7

new thread

>>211431902
>>211431902
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>>211415970
Most bizarre dirty talk ever uttered on film