Thread 211407366

Karen was so much hotter than Pam WHAT THE FUCK was Jim thinking?

Neither are hot, both are used goods and therefore -5 of 10 on a scale of hotness

those pants are doing work

>>211407366 (OP)
Karen is not white

>>211407366 (OP)
He’s a tit man (based)

>>211407440
You're gonna sit here and tell me Anne Perkins isn't even a little hot?

>>211407517
She's white enough

>>211407366 (OP)
Are you fucking blind

ive never seen an episode of this shit and i never want to

i hate these "work is quirky" type of shows its just propaganda to find a few retarded faggots to become cogs in the machine because they think its gonna be like on tv. this goes especially for all the medical shows you can tell its aimed at retarded single moms who think they gonna be doctors

>>211407637
>cute face
>fridge bod
she’s a keeper but she’s not hot

>>211407366 (OP)
Jim is a textbook underachiever. Karen wanted more for herself and was pushing Jim to do the same. That's not the kind of person Jim is. On the other hand, Pam is a loser and an "easy victory" which is why Jim chooses Pam.

>>211407726
How’s 8th grade going?

>>211407366 (OP)
>>211407489
Left (his right) is the only correct choice.

>>211407726
>ive never seen an episode of this shit and i never want to
Watch the original British version if you dislike quirkiness and want more depressing, down to earth cringeness.

>>211407764
Wrong. Karen ditches Jim in NYC and he realizes Pam would never do that.

>>211407762
In what world is this a fridge body?!?

>>211407822
>How’s 8th grade going?
we just learned that all men are rapists

>>211407908
Her gut sticks out further than her tits

>>211407897
WHAT world do you live in? Karen talks to Jim about one of them moving to stay together but then Jim literally drives to Pam and asks her out and dumps Karen.

>>211407366 (OP)
first the one, then the other
thank you

>>211408035
>Her gut sticks out further than her tits
hot

>mfw
I'm Kevinmaxxing

>>211408035
If you just don't like girls with small tits then fine but she doesn't have a fridge body.

F R I D G E

>>211408231
wrong

>>211408308
Alright I had to laugh at this one because it looks like Jim is looking directly at the fridge and somehow validating your point lmao

Maybe Pam was right and Jim was actually based?

>>211407726
>ive never seen an episode of this shit and i never want to
underage.

>>211407366 (OP)
Tummi

>>211407366 (OP)
When I was 14 I thought they were both cute, now tht' I'm older they are too "white" for my taste if that makes sense. Like how people used to think tumblr girls were the best

>>211408588
>half black mutt is “too white”
kys unironically

>>211407366 (OP)
Anyone but Pam. She’s cute and all but a terrible person who blatantly and publicly cheat on her fiance.

>>211408819
I rewatched the show as I got older and I really hated Pam and Jim. They're both insufferable.

>>211407703
>filtered by a little tum
well someone's got high standards. i bet your fingers are covered in cheeto dust

>>211408905
Same. Especially after getting married. Pam is in an unhappy relationship sure, but she gets so inappropriate with Jim in front of the whole office and it’s nuts that we all thought it was cute. The writers had to go so hard to make sure Roy was insufferable and unrelatable. If he was even a little bit funny or likable Jim and Pam would nose dive in image.

>>211409065
I’d marry a girl like Karen in a heartbeat. Doesn’t change the fact that she’s a fridgebod and isn’t hot.

>>211409094
Yeah and that was the thing that got me on a rewatch. Like growing up I bought into Roy being the villain. But watching now and I'm like wait Roy was just a man's man CHUD who gets cheated on in front of everyone lmao

>Better city
>Fuckoff job where you literally play vidya all day
>Hotter girl who loves you and isn't a HOOR
>AHH THIS IS UNBEARABLE
Jim was retarded

>>211407366 (OP)
That Karen could find someone better and would leave him

>>211407726
>this goes especially for all the medical shows you can tell its aimed at retarded single moms who think they gonna be doctors
This girl I went to high school with literally became a PA because of the show Scrubs.

>>211408035
Based food enjoyer. Who wants a gf that complains about calories

>>211409094
Pam absolutely fucking sucked. Every single thing she tried she failed at and ultimately made up a job that didn’t even exist because she was such a loser. I always liked when the show took the opportunity to dunk on her.

>>211409457
>I want to be an artist
>I want a different job
>I want to be married
>does absolutely nothing to achieve these goals
>married her office flirt who somehow got a dream job because he likes sports
>have everything given to you

>>211409457
here’s that super talented artist I was telling you about

>>211409457
OOOOF

>>211409640
>Darrel is the warehouse manager
>mural is in the warehouse
>paints him on the very edge being cut off by walls and other people
Damn that’s cold

>>211409457
both her and Jim were generally horrible people, bucket crabs and bullies who completely failed in life and spent their time sniping at everyone else

>>211407897
Karen moved from Connecticut to Scranton PA to be with Jim

>>211409640
>hello hourly warehouse workers, please enjoy this enormous mural depicting the white collar salaried assholes that work above you in comfort all day

>>211409640
I just noticed she drew the temps too. They were there for like a summer.

>>211409924
I’m a warehouse worked and I’ve just realised how uncontrollably I’d seethe at something like this

>>211409924
>>211410351
It’s funny, when I worked retail I always saw the back room crew as the grimy rough dudes. Then I switched my shifts and started helping take trucks. Turns out I was so good at organizing the unloading them moved me back there for the majority of my shift. Now I was working about 6 hours in the back and the last 2 hour on the floor. Then I couldn’t stand the floor employees. They all whined their asses off because they had to walk somewhere, or bag some merch. Meanwhile I’m hauling 80lbs rugs and couches off a truck in summer time. So yeah, if they painted only the floor employees on the wall of the stockroom I’d lose my shit. And yes, it would be defaced IMMEDIATELY

>>211410351
There's nothing more aggravating than when people who work 'over' you act so fucking dumb and with absolutely zero grace.
Kind of like how the company that I work for picks a "leader of the year" and gives them an award and has a prize ceremony and speech.. and it's just the top brass patting themselves on the back. They would never pick anyone outside the corporate office, yet they think anyone that actually works for a living would give a shit.

>>211410351
>>211410639
based blue collar boys

>>211409094
I always hated how the writers tried to make Roy look bad during every interaction with Jim like yeah no shit I wouldn’t like the guy constantly hitting on my fiancé, either. This doesn’t make Roy a piece of shit, or is anyone that’s a source of tension at work automatically hated whether it’s justified or not?

>>211410767
I appreciated when they would give Roy a win. Like when he and Pam went on a weekend ski trip and Jim asked if they did a lot of skiing and Pam just went ‘um, a little’ and you know Roy was blowing her back out the entire time.

>>211410712
I will confess, I’m transitioning to white collar. Almost out of my 20s and would like to have my joints intact for the next few decades, so switching to accounting. I think it’s important and beneficial to work both sides though

>>211407703
I love girls with a pot

>>211410937
Yeah I did landscaping and hardscapes through my 20s and have been in corporate now for 15 years. Definitely good to know both worlds.

>>211410928
That's whats funny is that Roy kinda does win. He blows the back out of prime young Pam and then gets married to another girl later on in the show is happy.

Meanwhile ol Jimbo is left with his sloppy seconds. Look at Jim and Pam literally SEETHING at Roy's wedding lmao

>>211411051
Based. It’s nice being corporate and still have real world skills. I can balance a bank register AND build furniture faster than the speed of immigrants.

>>211411077
>Pam attends wedding with her man she cheated on the groom with
>sees groom made himself better and found himself
>seething mad and jealous, clearly still holding onto her feelings
Grim

>>211409997
Everybody had hope for Clark dukes career

>>211411178
I have to question why they even went?

>>211409311
I know a few guys with basically the same, incredibly comfy life and all they do is bitch about it. Maybe Jim resonates with too many other faggots that way

>>211411077
>engaged to pam
>she cheats with jim
>get fired for attacking jim
>invite pam jim and everyone at the office to wedding
>even the camera crew
>they all show up
ridiculous

>>211409311
>>211411262
Yeah unfortunately I know too many guys like this. Can't see the forest for the trees and all that.

>>211411254
And why was their wedding on a Wednesday morning??

>>211411266
They got pretty wild with where the camera crew went. There were so many shots of people in their homes, clearly taken from outside in the bushes.

Angela made me rock fucking hard and she still does, too

>>211411077
Weird Jim and Pam would even be invited unless it’s to show off how much better Roy is doing, but even then with true happiness Roy would have moved on with his new chick. He wouldn’t give a shit about his old work place, a place that filled him with so much rage he tried to attack Jim at one point at said office. These later seasons are so fucking gay

>>211409540
>have everything given to you
>bitch and moan about how its still not good enough and the guy you cheated on your spouse with isnt doing enough to support you despite you failing at everything
>consider cheating with a camera man
>change your mind just barely, knowing full well that your tempted infidelity is going to be broadcast and viewed by everyone you know

>>211411426
>at one point Dwight had a daily schedule sex appointment with her

Maybe Dwight was based after all

>>211411523
The cameraman sub plot was the stupidest fucking thing ever

>>211409997
it was honestly hilarious in the finale when that ginger cunt was treated like one of the gang. dont even remember her name. I even remember Holly Flax. Erin earned her late arrival by being the funniest and hottest (After Angela of course)

>>211407517
Neither is Jim

>>211411523
Kek
>literally surrounded by mics and camera men
>still a hairs chance away from cheating.
>meanwhile Jim young associate throws herself at him in her underwear and he doesn’t so much as flinch in the wrong direction.

>>211411640
Yeah Nellie was a weird direction. A total cunt of a character clearly meant to be a throw away somehow melted down into a lovable sympathetic character in one 10 minute bit.

>>211411523
I absolutely hated how this basic 6/10 at best somehow attracted every man in a 20 ft radius. Ffs they even had a scene where the waiter or whatever was supposedly trying to hit on Pam at the bar they all watched their commercial they made together at, like come the-fuck on.

>>211411523
Some of this clips are just unbelievable when you remember there is a camera man and likely a boom operator 5 feet away.

If you want to have a good time go to the Office subreddit and post that Pam is a loser and watch those retards lose their fucking minds

>>211411604
Dwight won

>>211411787
>6
Come on now

>>211411707
Lest we forget Will Ferrell, the single most scizophrenically awful character I think Ive seen in a show. He was like Poochie, but somehow designed to be as terrible and awful as possible. In the span of what, two episodes he went from being Michael 2.0, to being sexist, to being a favoritist asshole, to being insanely insecure, to being an entertainer, to being brain damaged. WHAT was the direction there?
You remember the bit where he started juggling? Fucking hell.
A sidenote, was it RLM that coined the phrase "Comedy adjacent"? Because Will Ferrell is definitely comedy adjacent. Never funny, always there.

>>211411916
She didn’t look like this in the office alright

>>211411963
And for some reason everyone hated Charles because he was “mean”. He literally came in a told people to do their job and got roasted for it. Idris deserved better

>>211411787
>I absolutely hated how this basic 6/10 at best somehow attracted every man in a 20 ft radius.

Remember when Timothy Olyphant played the successful attractive salesman who ditched Pam and Jim genuinly, honest to god, tried cucking himself by setting them up because he wanted to prove to himself that his ever fattening eternal failure of a wife wasnt a slag that he settled on.
I truly like the show, I do, but some decisions and directions there are just bafflingly bad.

>>211411916
She peaked and walled fast

I’d take the wholesome albeit plain Jane white woman with big tits over the cuter mystery meat with the forehead and thin hair of a soon-to-be MTF tranny

>>211411916
she let herself go really early, even before Jim got her, and she became dumpier and frumpier with every season

>>211412071
The only consistently funny infidelity was Stanley. It was believable, looked down on, and funny as hell.

>>211412035
It boggles my mind people actually hated Charles. Idris was the perfect straight man in contrast to Michael Scott talking out of his butt like Ace Ventura. Once Charles left is essentially when I stopped watching anyway. I love James Spader, but even Robert California was kind of strange to me. Charles was perfect

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w1AkUYJC5eE

He carried the show the last seasons, somehow he was so flanderized from the start that it sort of had the opposite effect where the writers had no choice but to also flesh him out.
Meanwhile, Kevin...

>>211410937
Yeah don’t do manual work for too long it kills your body and isn’t worth it. I know plumbers with fucked up knees and backs because they are in weird positions and bent over too much.

>>211412172
Phyllis telling Stanley in “That’s funny. Your wife loved this hat” when he and his lover were annoyed by it gracing his face constantly at Jim and Pam’s wedding was pretty kino. And Michael telling the whole office about that affair through some childish game like two truth and a lie, or whatever is was, was great too

>>211412132
Yeah but then she (hypothetically) aged into a top tier wine aunt, whereas Karen turned into a wrinkled lesbian.

>>211412172
Stanley and Creed were consistently the best characters because they never had to take center stage, even Florida Stanley was an aside.
>BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND CAUSE I'LL HELP YOU FIIIIND IT
is the single funniest line in the show

>>211412449
>I’m the only one in this office that watches Burn Notice!
based Stan

>>211412071
I feel the same. It’s bad enough Jim had at one point a way better job he could dick around at and a new hot chick. One that was in love with and devoted to him so much so she moved across states to make him happy, yet still couldn’t get over the frumpy bitch at work, already with a finance, and turned Jim down two times before. A lot of things in this show just didn’t feel realistic at all, and it only got worse after Charles and Michael left

>>211412343
>careful Jim it gets easier every time
>if the police find my body, I’ll save you some time, my wife did it

>>211412449
Nah the funniest line a bit was
>and THAT is Dallas

>>211412842
based deep cut appreciatior

>>211412357
is it true she and James Gunn got divorced because she kept calling him Jim and that got under Gunn's skin?

>>211412865
Yes

>>211412863
I have to say, I think Kevin had some of the best jokes that stick with me the longest. At least once a week I say
>I am ON Heaven
when I’m having a good time

>>211412530
I imagine the writers had a panic attack when they realize they gave Jim every man’s dream and effectively ended their own show and love plot. So they had to rewrite it as
>and then one day Jim stopped liking Karen and misses the job that made him miserable

>>211411523
once a cheater, always a cheater
if a bitch cheats once, she will cheat again
if you're in a relationship with a girl and she even CONSIDERS going through with cheating, you need to dump her because it's only a matter of time
then she'll leave you for the guy she cheated on you with and eventually cheat on him too

>>211414556
This. I almost married the woman who cheated on her husband with me until I came to my senses.

>>211407726
This nigga spittin facts

>>211407637
>She's white enough
Sorry bruv, but one drop rule. She's an N.

>>211414556
Preach. My first gf was still dating a guy when we started flirting seriously. And what do you know, a few months in I found out she kissed a friend of mine, because they once had a thing years ago. God I missed so many red flags back then

>>211408035
>>211407703
>>211407489
Now this is kino

>>211407366 (OP)
busting sweetly tiny pathetic baby loads from my barely functioning microscopic white cocklet in between rashida's thighs

>>211412071
>Jim genuinly, honest to god, tried cucking himself by setting them up because he wanted to prove to himself that his ever fattening eternal failure of a wife wasnt a slag that he settled on
it's the epitome of 30 year old who peaked in high school television.

>>211412071
>Looking for someone to fuck your wife, Halpert?

>>211410639
this nigga worked two jobs for one salary and is proud of it. I'd tell my boss to go fuck himself if he asked me to unload a truck

>>211415602
It was pretty common. Everyone was paid the same no matter what department. All minimum wage hourly. So it really made no difference. And I preferred unloading boxes than dealing with asshole customers and the worst Karen’s. Plus I got to use my earbuds.

>>211411077
it's funny how frustrated they are, especially Pam (oops he didn't get rich when he was with me) at Roy's happiness when if anything it just proves Pam is a happiness draining vampire

>>211407366 (OP)
>I'm insecure about by husband
>I'm insecure about cheating my husband with my best friend
>I'm insecure about dating my best friend now that I'm single
>I'm insecure about my best friend moving on and not loving me anymore
>I'm insecure about going to art school
>I'm insecure about staying in art school
>I'm insecure about marrying the guy of my dreams
>I'm insecure about having a baby
>I'm insecure about my husband not finding me attractive anymore
>I'm insecure about my husband wanting more in life instead of an office job
>I'm insecure about my husband getting the job of his dreams that will make him insane amounts of money and meet famous people
>I'm insecure about my husband quitting said job for me
Like holy shit can you imagine having someone this annoying In your life, if Jim stayed with Karen he would've turned into the king of the world since she was also a hard worker

>>211415926
Pam is a taker. Always needed to suckle off on someone. Reminds me of Mary Jane from Spider man. Exclusively dates high profile men, constantly leaving one for another one more successful. Even left a rich astronaut the MOMENT she found out she could have spider man. Pam suckled off of Roy when he was a young football star and Macho man. Then life slowed down and she stopped getting her dose of excitement. Then started getting it from Jim as he got close to promotions and success. Almost jumped ship again when it got hard. But she realized the cameraman probably had no money and cried in front of her immaculating himself

>>211407366 (OP)
Karen's sister who dated tupac is hotter and looks like a black clone of their mom with a wider nose

>>211411077
>>211415926
Pam is an anchor keeping her partner from making moves and being successful. She held Roy back, and tried as hard to hold Jim back as she could - drained their bank going to 'art school' and tried to keep him from taking a higher paying job

>>211416155
Karen's sister didn't date Tupac but she did write an open letter for EW bitching him out for shit talking halfbreeds because she is one

>>211417330
oh, huh, I thought they did for some reason

>>211417395
>>211417330
wait shit I'm retarded she did, got ran through by both tupac AND LLCoolJ

>>211407440
FPBP

>>211407637
>You're gonna sit here and tell me Anne Perkins isn't even a little hot?
correct
>She's white enough
she's not white at all

>>211417546
thats what I thought, did the timeline jump again? is Rashida actually peggy lipton's kid now in this universe?

>>211407517
>>211411643

>>211409094
Roy with Patrice O'Neal and the rest of the guys from the warehouse should have ambused Jim on his way out of work and dumped his lifeless broken body into a giant paper press. Roll credits and end TV show there.

>>211418217
Kek

>>211408588
>Like how people used to think tumblr girls were the best
they are still the best. way better than zoomer girls nowadays

>>211411787
>>211411916
this is what normal average americans find extremely attractive. only a few percentage outside college find women 18-22 attractive

>>211407366 (OP)
This is the real Rashida Jones.

>>211418217
this is The Office not It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

>>211420316
>we have nagataro at home

>>211412928
>this obsessed with the man from the show you acted in
grim

>>211418217
Honestly that’s a good point. All the guys really liked Roy so I’m surprised they didn’t do something about it. Hell that one guy almost killed Pam for putting some paint on his truck. Jim straight up stole a man’s fiancé and got him fired, arrested, and broke

>>211408538
Rape!!

>>211421262
For real though. Imagine dicking around with a female coworker and full on grabbing her and lifting her off her feet in front of everyone. On camera.

>>211416086
>can you imagine having someone this annoying In your life
Unfortunately...

HEY HALPERT

>>211420316
She was hot then, too

>>211421571
lmao

Roy got over Pam. Roy moved on. He didn’t spend a decade orchestrating passive-aggressive pranks to avoid accountability. He didn’t orbit a receptionist like some creepy office ghoul. He lived, while Jim stayed stuck in the same purgatory cubicle for half his damn life.

Jim's whole identity is built around pining after a woman who never really chose him until she was bored and trapped.
They didn’t fall in love. They settled into co-dependency with zero passion and matching beige clothes. Jim’s idea of romance is a half-assed smirk across the room while Pam giggles like a lobotomized Muppet.
You know what that is? That’s cuck behavior.

>>211407637
>white enough
No such thing.

>>211409438
anyone can enjoy food in moderation

>>211422954
She was a whore in that role, anyone could've paid for those services from her.

>>211422699
Based

https://youtu.be/Hml27t6z2JY?si=QaKY-NkhDvYNNDxl

kek you fags
https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/s/wykqcr7YDH

>>211424023
Why are you on Reddit? Gross

>>211424023
>tHeY bOTH WOn
Classic.

>>211424023
lmao these people are so weird

>>211411864
>>211424023
Wait someone actually did it? KEK! It worked too they're pissed LMAO

>>211424023
>didn’t use the ‘blow her back out’ line
pussy

Holy shit those redditors are SEETHING very funny 10/10 the amount of cope in that thread is truly amazing.

>>211407517
It literally doesn't matter though. She was the most attractive chick on The Office, quadroon or not.

>>211424023
>le incel!
oh they are boiling

>>211424023
this thread still confirms this shithole is just bots

>>211409438
Probably someone who wants a GF that isn't built like a fridge. Maybe.

>>211424023
10/10 anon

>>211415420
Though this show had many flaws I absolutely loved Todd Packer

>>211415420
Lmao

>>211407517
simple as

>>211426652
>oh my god, am I a WOMAN
Better days. Season 1 office had some bangers

>>211408035
oh my godddd I wanna fuck her

Katy is the patrician choice.

GOAT
>Michael
>Dwight
>Jim
>Roy
>Sea Monster
>Darryl (first 4 seasons)
Funny in small doses
>Creed
>Todd Packer
>Jan
>Robert California
>Gabe
>Holly
A few funny scenes here and there
>Kevin
>Erin
>Andy
>David Wallace
>Ryan
>Stanley
Painfully unfunny but don't ruin scenes
>Oscar
>Phyllis
>Kelly
>Angela
>Karen
Absolute cancer
>Pam
>Meredith

>>211409597
Pam 10.0

>>211409640
Pam would like corporate memphis

>>211429759
I loved David Wallace most when he was unemployed and slowly turning into a shell of himself because of it. Dunno why he would either when I would so much rather stay home and play drums with my son