Thread 211408471

>The Jedi Council gave 19 year old Anakin a 14 year old apprentice who only wears a tube top and miniskirt, and is literally named 'a soaker'
What did they mean by this?

>>211408471 (OP)
>*taps the sign*

"I must contact Ahsoka now. I sense she's in trouble."

>"Wait what? who is Ahsoka?"

>"My old padawan, she's on mandalore with Bo-Katan, your former lover's sister."

>"Anakin what are you talking about? Anyway, be patient, you'll eventually get promoted to the rank of master."

>>211408471 (OP)
It means you're a boring faggot obsessed with corporate media for children.

>>211408512
We're talking about George "they had an affair when she was 11" Lucas here.

>>211408471 (OP)
Barely legal in most systems...

Filoni kinda sucks. Everything he has made sucks. It's a shame he's in command of Disney Star Wars because KK/JJ/Johnson already raped it to death and no one with a lick of sense will touch the franchise with a ten foot pole.

>>211408471 (OP)
feloni is a creep. simple

>>211408758
people need to wake up to what he has actually made, because its not much
just rebels and ahsoka really

>>211408512
Lucas definitely had a thing for age differences

Ahsoka is a George Lucas character

The Clone Wars is canon for Lucas, Maul is still alive after Ep1

>>211408471 (OP)
I didn't realize she was Mormon

>>211408517
It would have been easy to explain this if the last time Ahsoka and Anakin met was when she leaves the Jedi Order in season 5. It would have been over a year since then, no reason to be discussing Ahsoka. But Filoni ruined it by having Ahsoka talk to Anakin and Obi Wan in person like 5 minutes before the start of ROTS

And she was a good friend

>>211409116
just in that quote alone it's a feloni character that had outfit changes by Lucas... your brain doesn't work properly

>>211408471 (OP)
>>211409116
orange buttcheeks

>>211409230
Gonk.

>>211408471 (OP)
ass hooker

All pedophiles will fucking hang

>what if we have her head tails
>no not the kind that move that'd blow the animation budget

why did they call her "snips"? did "she" used to be a he?

How do I get orange alien gf?

>>211412385
just have highest midichlorian cell count

This was superior

>>211408471 (OP)
That race reaches sexual maturity at 14. Or whatever

>>211412060
based and Gonkpilled

>>211408471 (OP)
Jedi think having wild crazy sweaty hot hormonal teenage sex is completely fine until you start having feelings for one another.

>>211412385
Looks like an ape in orange paint

>>211412485
>muslim
>wasnt even the hottest in the clone wars
>becomes a granny at the age of 30

>>211408471 (OP)
Tube top, miniskirt, and tights, anon.

>>211412270
Because she's snippy.

>>211408471 (OP)
Making Anakin responsible for the growth of another person was supposed to get him to settle down a bit.
It failed.

>>211412766
Thank you! Guardians of the Galaxy, the World of Warcraft movie, even Ahsoka. Why is it entirely ok for them to take any black actor, paint her entirely in a non-natural skin tone and call it good?

>>211415920
Shitty writing to force a new girlboss main character nobody asked for.

>>211408512
Ventress didn't even look good with hair and the show has a problem with modeling older women in general.

You're stucked with me, Skyguy!

>>211418062
Satine looked good to me.

>>211412060
Gonk.

>>211412485
>>211413248
>Muslim
>Does a bombing
Love it.

>>211408471 (OP)
>a soaker
You mean "a sucker"

>>211408471 (OP)
Stupid orange ugly nigger ruined Star Wars. OTfags get the rope.

>>211408471 (OP)
>and is literally named 'a soaker'
Are panties more absorbent than boxers because this raises an interesting point I haven't really thought of before. When I'm really fucking horny I produce enough precum to soak through my boxers and if I'm wearing shorts since it's the summer, those too. I would assume women produce more lube than men, but why do I not see wet crotched women everywhere I go?

>>211418897
https://www.always.com/en-us/shop-products/menstrual-pads

>>211418897
these are the people sharing opinions with you on /tv/

>>211412385
why is she so smug?

>>211419072
you're surprised?

>>211419570
It's a species trait.

>>211419570
She outlived the Jedi Order, and most of the Jedi, so why not be smug?

>>211409116
>>211409099
Lucas also wanted Indiana Jones to fuck a 14 year old

>>211408471 (OP)
This character isn't actually canon.

>>211420159
Based Lucas.

>>211418062
>ventress
>older women
she's literally late 20s, early 30s

>>211408471 (OP)
i dont know what they meant by this, but it looks like she requires correction!! (conviction)

>>211420347
Yes, and?
The show had serious problems with modelling adult females. Happy now?

>>211418062
Mother Talzin was great.

>>211421137
but it didnt

>>211420159
It's really not that out of place in the early 1900s.

>>211412485
There's no underwear in space
- George Lucas

>>211424746
Based Lucas.