Isn’t this hypocritical of Mike Stoklasa?

>He’s the one who ruined Star Wars by tricking people into hating the prequels, forcing Lucas to sell Star Wars, and convincing Disney to put JJ Abrams (and Simon Pegg) in charge of Star Wars and to never reference the Prequels for the longest time.

>He was the one who shilled Jurassic World and called it the best movie of the summer.

>He was the one who shilled JJ Abrams Star Trek movies and their dumb plots.

>He was the one who shilled the MCU, especially stuff like David Cohen Thor.

>He was the one demanding all White heterosexual relationships in movies be outlawed because of THE NOT GAYS.

>He was the one who demanded that the Rocketeer (and other legacy characters) be black women, which Hollywood caved into his demands

>He was the one defending Nepo Babies, calling them the master race and that they should be called legacy artists.

>He was the one shilling for crappy adult cartoons like Big Mouth, Lower Decks, and Rick and Morty.

He’s the one who ruined all franchises in Hollywood yet he is the one who acts like the victims?
Modern Hollywood is based off everything Mike has said yet he claims to not be responsible.

>>211414424 (OP)
Red Letter Media should pay reparations to Hollywood and America.

How many times have his fans sent him this already?

>>211414424 (OP)
To be honest, they've pedalled the narrative that "Star Wars is a limited universe" for years and have been completely btfo on it.

>>211414424 (OP)
The world would be a better place if someone would go back in time and strangle Mike Stoklasa as a baby.

Forget killing Adolf Hitler or Karl Marx, Mike is the real threat that needs to be wiped from the timeline.

>>211414424 (OP)
Will Mike ever apologize?

have you considered not being obsessed with youtubers?

>>211414424 (OP)
>tricking people into hating the prequels

>>211414424 (OP)
Trump should put Mike Stoklasa in court for crimes against America and mankind.

>>211414935
Yes I was there just a kid and my dad took me to attack of the clones I loved it I lived it went home thinking in a galaxy far far away there was another kid who's father got decapitated in a weird stadium fight

>>211414424 (OP)
I think shilling JJ Trek should be an instant disqualification of any opinion RLM holds.

>>211415244
From here to eternity or for the duration of a nutrek discussion?

>>211415218
Jesus. Did they ever find the guy who did it?

>>211414424 (OP)
are you really this butthurt about the plinkett reviews that you have to keep inventing shit about these fat fucks?

>>211414424 (OP)
>>211414481
>>211414787
>>211414865
I honestly can't tell how much of this is genuine derangement or trolling. I've listened to prequel fans on live streams and they are genuinely histrionic.

>>211414424 (OP)
>tricking people into hating the prequels
Are you mentally handicapped? Do you honestly believe this?
You're really obsessed with these business with the prequels, they're pretty terrible movies. I wonder what entrenched you into this stupid idea that you were going to change people's perceptions about them by means of attrition.

>>211415580
Fresh off of /r/prequelmemes.

>>211415431
They just said they came from the republic of santo domingo

And my dad was a war mercenary

>>211415538
It's mental illness is what it is.

>>211415244
2009 was dumb, but a perfectly servicable reboot with a solid cast. Its just that into darkness retroactively destroys all the good will and benefit of the doubt people gave it.

>>211414424 (OP)
>rlm tricked people into hating the prequels
No he didn't. Those slop movies were mocked and ridiculed on day 1 by tons of people. All he did was make feature length breakdowns on why they sucked so bad. Granted, I'd say that due to the memes that they spawned that they are in the "so bad they're good" and they look grand compared to the sequels, but they are not very good movies in general.

>>211415653
Found it and the quote it was based off here. Never been to Reddit never will make an account at Reddit, never will go to Reddit.
You lost and the whole world hates you, Mike.

>I found my own autistic post from years ago, you lost!
jesus christ

>>211416375
Man that was a good post, I was there and the ai made punched faces of hitler mike

>>211414787
This

Mike Stoklasa ruined my childhood

Mike should do more amazing things. He has the power to destroy all franchises.

Mike Stoklasa needs to be sent to Gitmo to stand trial for his crime of devaluing the lifetime achievement of George Lucas pbuh. We need to destroy his satanic influence and bring these movies back into the common consciousness, to teach young people the value of spnning, that's a good trick.

>>211414424 (OP)
>tricking people into hating the prequels
My own eyes, my own dollars, didn't convince me they were terrible, years before the Video Essay was invented by Mike Stoklasa?

>>211415244
Not the good old "you shouldn't care about lore fuck-ups because kids are starving in Africa, now excuse me while I get mad at nu-Trek lore fuck-ups"?

>>211414424 (OP)
Fuck all internet movie critics. They shit all over movies, but when they get their chance to make a movie, they make something far worse.

>>211417732
>you can't just laugh at starving kids in africa
absolute state of zoomer autists

>>211417931
Do you lack reading comprehension?

>>211417856
Those who can’t do, teach. Those who can’t teach, become youtubers.

>>211418109
I can comprehend that what you said was a complete autistic misrepresentation of reality. NOW LAUGH AT THE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA.

>>211414424 (OP)
Mike Stoklasa should be anally raped with a red-hot iron poker.

>>211418109
RLMfags are ESLs.

Why do you care so much about Hollywood and American culture? It is a stangnant swamp.

>>211418724
>It is a stangnant swamp.
Yeah. Because of Mike Stoklasa and Red Letter Media. They ruined art and cultures

Try actually reading the OP.

>>211418575
Prequel apologists are mostly pajeets you tard, that shit exploded when they started flooding the internet.

>>211418841
Sure, Rajeesh.

Make sure to buy more pizza rolls and donate to RLM’s Patreon before you go back to scamming old people online.

>being mad because internet man didn't like movies
90% of this thread are Indians

>>211414424 (OP)
>>211414787
>>211415218
>>211415580
Kill all prequelfags.

>>211419166
>no u
gottem

1. The prequels are dogshit
2. The prequels made unimaginable amounts of money, and Lucas only sold the franchise because he was lazy and bored of it

>>211419360
>>211419727
>DO NOT REDEEM THE PLINKETT REVIEWS
We really need a firewall around India

I, SISSYcas, JOBBER of the film industry, humbly kneel to:

CHADklasa-sama, my master, who mindraped me into selling Star Wars to white slavers

Iger-sama, my one true love and other master

Cameron-sama, who’s box office I will never surpass

Ewan-sama, who threw the prequels under the bus at the first sight of fan backlash

Coppola-sama, who I will never have more Oscars than

Kennedy-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.

Spielberg-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb like I was Heather O'Rourke

Abram’s-sama, who abandoned my ideas for the sequel trilogy like a used condom (EVEN THOUGH Iger-sama promised that he would listen to my ideas)

Johnson-sama, who’s movie was so bad that it utterly raped the Star Wars franchise to the point of irrelevance

Filoni-sama, who molested the EU with his wolf cock

>>211414424 (OP)
Mike Stoklasa should be raped by black men.

>>211414424 (OP)
Memes aside, Red Letter Media did immense damage to the movie industry and started the long essay trend.

>>211419360
More trade federation drone adventures

>>211420176
you have to be 18 to post here

>>211415244
I can’t understand how anyone with a functioning brain can like those movies. Even ignoring the unscientific bullshit, the pacing of the movies feels so ADD.

>>211420176
What the fuck do the plinkett reviews have to do with india?

>>211420222
He’s probably enjoy it.

>>211420408
They looove the prequels

>>211414424 (OP)
>tricking people into hating the prequels
Zoomer hands have typed this, while coping over how awful Disney SW is
Prequels were awful. There is no "but" or "if" to this. And if you are thinking some random asshat talking about then being bad was some sort of unique take or meme shit - you are potentially too young to use this site

>>211420484
Then the post makes even less sense!

>>211420408
Most RLMfags are Indian. It makes sense when you realize India is a caste system and they view ecelebs like Mike and Jay as their gods.

>>211420517
I do not understand nostalgia apologism. I saw episode 1 in the theater when I was 8, and even then I remember being underwhelmed.

>>211420527
RLM got big before indians invaded the english speaking internet

>>211414787
>The world would be a better place if someone would go back in time and strangle Mike Stoklasa as a baby.
Add Simon Pegg and Alexandre O. Philippe to the time travel baby slaughter.

>>211420662
most people who were alive at the time remember it too, the hype was fucking unbelievable and then the movies were a wet fart. so much mainstream shit made fun of them for years, but zoomers who don't remember life before youtube and jeets who didn't have internet access until ten years have really convinced themself all prequel criticism begins with RLM and they're actuall kino. because they bought into the disney paid for shilling that the prequels are actually great and misunderstood they pumped out when the buyout was in the pipeline.

Do you ever get sick of making these threads?

>>211414424 (OP)
>He’s the one who ruined Star Wars by tricking people into hating the prequels
do zoomers actually believe this or is it just a meme? i can't tell anymore

>>211420891
>most people who were alive at the time remember it too, the hype was fucking unbelievable and then the movies were a wet fart.
LOTR completely stole the thunder of the prequels

>>211414424 (OP)
>He was the one defending Nepo Babies, calling them the master race and that they should be called legacy artists.
It is sad how Mike went from shitting on Hollywood and celebrities to sucking their dicks so much. He’s part of the system now.

>>211420662
Zoomers don't have actual nostalgia, because majority of them weren't born or were toddlers back then. Which makes it twice as retarded, as they are masturbating to self-created fake nostalgia of "previous gen had good SW, and we don't, reee!", missing the memo the only people who had actual good SW were literal boomers

>>211414424 (OP)
The Rocketeer bit was pretty cringe.

>>211421131
Good.
The last thing we needed was the reverse. LotR movies are at least re-watchable. Prequels are something you are at best glad you forget.

t. never saw a whole RotS and not trying to fill the blanks for past 20 years

>>211421184
>Things that only happened if you forget your meds: The Post

Just let zoomers have these shitty movies. They've got nothing of their own.

>>211421131
phantom menace came out in 99 and fellowship of the ring came out christmas 2001, there was plenty of time to judge it for the garbage it was before lotr was a hit.

>>211420891
People my age were too young enough to have seen TPM when it came out but old enough to see Revenge of the Sith. Revenge of the Sith seemed cool as fuck but I don't think anyone was a fan of TPM. I remember liking the originals and RotS if I was shown them but catching TPM on TV one time and thinking it was incredibly weird and didn't feel right for a Star Wars film.

>>211414424 (OP)
I don’t understand why Mike liked Jurassic World so much.

>>211414424 (OP)
Gen X is the absolute worst generation ever and ruined the world.

All Gen X’ers should unironically be euthanized.

>>211421336
But ROTS is so fucking boring. Almost nothing happens outside of the intro battle and the shitty lightsaber duel at the end, and theplot is entirely predicated on Anakin being a retard shithead for no reason. It's really not better than TPM and barely better than AOTC. I think ROTS apologism comes from people who were really young at the time just liking the visual aesthetics, which were top notch.

>>211421342
Jurassic World is stupid as hell, but it's not fundamentally flawed in any serious way. It's also did one genuinely interesting thing by looping in the "these were never actually dinosaurs" point of discussion from the Chriton novels.

>>211421424
Oh absolutely. I'm not saying my 7 year old self was capable of finely analysing this shit and carefully concluding that TPM was bad but ROTS was actually a master piece in disguise, but ROTS had
>huge space battle
>flying robot space ships
>four armed cyborg man with lightsabers
>riding a giant dinosaur
>huge lava planet and when you're 7 you think lava is cool as fuck
>cool clone armor
so in my mind it therefore registered as good.

>>211414424 (OP)
How long til Mike Stoklasa ends up on Chris Hanson?

>>211415580
>words words words words

>>211414424 (OP)
it turns out if you're an autistic parasocial loser who follows every single thing a person says for their 15+ year youtube career you might run into some contradictions

>>211414424 (OP)

there are a couple of things about the prequels that are objectively good. the cgi at the time was really pushing the technology and looked great, and some of the score was fantastic, nobody will deny shit like duel of the fates wasn't top tier. but that's pretty much it. there were some really good actors wasted with complete nonsense scripts and lazy directing.

>>211421715
Duel of the fates is repetitive and underwhelming. That said, there are many fantastic tracks in the prequel soundtrack. Battle of the Heroes might be his single greatest composition.

>>211421715
>the cgi at the time was really pushing the technology and looked great

>>211421979
A lot of the composite shots in episodes 1 and 2 haven't aged all that well, but he's generally right.

>>211421979
yes, unironically. does it look amazing now, 25 year later? no of course not, and neither does half of LOTR's effects either, but at the time they both pushed the limits of what was possible.

>>211422337
>and neither does half of LOTR's effects
Except the Balrog, which somehow looks decades ahead of the rest of the CGI in the trilogy

>>211421586
Womanly post

>>211422444
because it was a relatively short scene, in the movie with the least visual effects so they had time to do it right. them gollum took a huge amount of focus to get right, he had to be a believable character return of the king got obviously worse because jackson kept piling more cgi shots in and they'd agreed to a 3 year release schedule, they were grinding out shots til literally days before the release deadline.

then pirates of the caribbean mogged them all

>>211421289
Good.
Make them suffer. An entire generation of retards deserves nothing else but suffering

>>211421336
>Revenge of the Sith. Revenge of the Sith seemed cool as fuck but I don't think anyone was a fan of TPM
Ask me how I know you didn't saw RotS at fucking all and are masturbating to the Platonic idea of that movie

>>211419360
Cope and seethe.

>>211423251
Cope over what? It's you coping over Disney movies by consuming a trash even worse. At least with Disney nobody had any illusion this is going to work or be good. But prequels? You have NO FUCKING IDEA how big the hype was, but there is a chance, your parents were back then in highschool, so they can tell you how it was if you ask nicely

>>211421979
This probably the only statement of his post that's correct. Back in the day, they were mind blowing. Literally the only saving grace of prequels were the effects, with the exception of the big battle in the end of Clones, that always looked like shit.

>>211414424 (OP)
you're literally retarded if you think Mike is that influential

imagine blaming a corporation's 4-gorillion blunder on a wisconsin drunken bozo

>>211423139
I was seven and thought the robots and clones and light sabers were cool, what the fuck else od you want me to say?

>>211423386
Saw them all in theatres when they were released, asswipe.

>>211414424 (OP)
No

>>211423817
So let me get this straight: you are masturbating to a movie you barely remember and didn't revisit for past 20 years?
On how many different medication you should be and, more importantly, why are you not taking it?

>>211414424 (OP)
I saw phantom menace in theaters when I was 10 and knew it sucked then

>>211424019
And yet you claim they were good?
Or you meant you saw the Disney ones in cinema?

>>211414787
thinking killing karl marx would affect the scientific knowledge of dialectal materialism

>>211414424 (OP)
Im pretty sure only like 2 of these are true

>>211424038
Nonny I'm not masturbating to or defending shit. I don't think ROTS is a good film. I was just recalling that, on the topic of people not liking the prequels even when they came out, my dumb child self thought ROTS was good for purely aesthetic reasons but even that same dumb child thought something was very off with TPM.

>>211424114
I saw all the prequels in theatre. i took a friend to the first nu-Wars and it was the biggest fucking waste of money I ever spent. Someone else paid for my ticket to Rogue One, but I was completely shitfaced and passed out halfway through the movie and only woke up to Vader wrecking shit in that hallway.

The prequels are art compared to those abortions.

>>211421424
It's more that it was "the dark one" so it made them feel like big grown up boys

>>211414935
I wonder if zoomers will ever realize it Disney who tricked them into liking the prequels.

>>211419360
Meanwhile, OT fans: https://youtu.be/wzDIClx-_pY?list=RDwzDIClx-_pY

>>211427628
But I liked them before TFA came out?

>>211421715
>>211422123
>>211423470
The fifth element, the Matrix, and LOTR all came out around the same time as the prequels and have all aged far better. Even for the time they looked terrible.

>>211427921
Before TFA came out, sure. But I'm guessing after October 30, 2012.

You're guessing wrong then. And with no movies released under their banner, how could Disney "trick" people into suddenly, magically liking George's movies?

>>211428612
You really don't get it, do you?
The statement isn't how they aged. The statement is how they looked when released.
Fucking Mummy, the one with Fraser, was considered the masterpiece of CGI when it came out. It was eye-rolling bad by mid-00s, but that didn't make them any less impressive when that movie came out.
You fucking moron