I’ve follow allot of book pages and bookshelf pages and I never see any sword and sorcery . Besides Tolkien the only fantasy I ever see in movies and shows is Sanderson and Yao fantasy romance . S&S was huge in the 80s and early 90s I’m wondering why the change ? I like warriors with big tits and ass.

Aren't they making a new Red Sonja movie?

>>211415279 (OP)
only fags are attracted to this

>>211415279 (OP)
only fags are not attracted to this

>>211415279 (OP)
she looks like she rapes wizard apprentices

>>211415279 (OP)
here u go

>>211415458
meanwhile you closet homos call this beauty a man

>>211415279 (OP)
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWKmiTwjjHA

>>211415279 (OP)
Prompt?

>>211415279 (OP)
Explain to me how shit like this isn't tranny lite

>>211415803
She has a genuine vagina and a functioning womb.

>>211415279 (OP)
New Red Sonja is supposed to come out this year. There's also Netflix's shitty Witcher show and HBO's House of the Dragon, which are both poor Elric knockoffs.

>>211415803
It kind of is because it's immature, horny simpshit. It's extremely boomer coded and I suspect a lot of boomers would legit troon out if they had to endure the life situation the average zoomer finds themself in.

>>211415578

>>211415279 (OP)
would
>>211415578
would

Why don't they cast women that look like that?

>>211416168
Most of them look ugly and also have fake tits.

>>211415279 (OP)
Is this the thread?

>>211415578
OBSESSED

>>211415279 (OP)
Man this art gets my pencil moving.

>>211416253
only mentally ill FBB hoes. There's plenty of natty fit chicks who look like OP. I give about 2 minutes until someone posts a roid freak

>>211415279 (OP)
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQX2CsMCB9M

>>211416456
Again, a lot of them have fake tits. Being both lean enough while still having a sizable rack just isn't a common thing.

>>211415279 (OP)
manbutt

>>211416576
mogs everyone

>>211416926
This is the look right here.

>>211416926
this is gay territory
put your focus on the chest and it easily passes for a man

>>211415279 (OP)
Who the fuck is Yao?

What you niggas need to start asking yourselves is why a woman would turn herself into that? I'm sure you can conveniently ignore that if they're just spank bank material for you but there's clearly an underlying psychological problem there and one big enough given the very subject matter.

>>211415279 (OP)
You guys really overestimate what women exist on this planet. Its like the Wonder Woman argument you guys always say where is the 6 foot tall brunette blue eyes and there is literally nobody even close to that.

You want a fitness girl who can actually act to carry a movie and still has tits and nice hair even if she's on steroids. I mean good luck.

>>211417075
they want to be dominated and seeded by conan the barbarian after he wrestles them into submission.

>>211416926
That's too much

>>211417204
>You want a fitness girl who can actually act to carry a movie and still has tits and nice hair even if she's on steroids. I mean good luck.
Yeah, this. Niggas are mad delusional. AI is soon gonna nuke their perception of reality entirely.

>>211415578

>>211417075
They want muscles so they lift to get muscles. Solved it for you.

>>211417399
>They want muscles
But why, retard?

>>211416926
She’s perfect.

>>211417437
To protect them from pervert rapists like you chud

>>211417437
id say its a result of the mate pairing revolving around money and status which these women are perhaps subconciously recognizing doesnt correlate with good genes or athleticism = weak children. so by engaging in this hobby, they are trying to signal/select for only physically strong mates.

>>211416456
nice
>>211416926
roided is bad, even their faces star to mutate

>>211417572
This guy gets it but I'm not a chud.
>>211417602
Eh.

i fucking hate musclefags. Just suck a dick already

>>211417872
I hate fetishists in general.

>>211417204
i'd go with penny lane, she's 180cm and can't be a worse actress than gadot

>>211417855
youre dumb. even these women would still freak out in any dangerous situation. countless examples of women police doing so in stress situations, even though they've had all the training and bullshit preparing them not to do exactly that.

i've actually known women like this irl, too >>211417602
the best example; jacked 5'5 woman who had like six kids with a 6'4 roided out chad convict (traphouse security) with swastika tattoos on his elbows. she didnt work out because she liked lifting heavy stuff, she wanted to have children with some crazy alpha and thats who she met at the gym.

>>211415279 (OP)
Whats the best way to get into sword and sorcery? what comics or novels? preferably with big tits, ive seen plenty of S&S 80's movies but theres only a handful of good ones and most are the lower budget cheap and shitty affair and the actors are never usually that buff or that sexy

>>211415530
This didn't have a sword and scorcery aesthetic at all

>>211418107
No, you're dumb. It clearly tends to be an identity issues cope thing and whether it actually makes them strong or just allows for the fantasy doesn't change that.

>>211418122
>what comics or novels
Conan, Elric, Fafhrd.

>>211417204
anon there are thousands of women like that on instagram. Fitness culture is bigger than it ever was.

>>211415279 (OP)

True time? Social media and an over sensitive culture full of self centered assholes. Sword and sorcery movies are just not safe enough for suits. High budget flicks need to provide high returns and to do that they need to be crowd pleasers, and to be like that they need to conform to the themes, structures and bullshit that are more likely to replicate success.

For them it makes no sense to make these kind of movies unless the return is equal to that of capeshit. That´s how you get movies like the new Dungeons and Dragons movie. Safe high fantasy for the modern audience. Big success.

On the other hand The northman, closest recent movie to sword and sorcery that i can think off, was a box office failure. I´m pretty sure that 2011 Conan the barbarian movie Momoa made meet a similar fate, which looking back, it´s a damn shame because the movie was pretty good, not as iconic and memorable as Arnold´s but still. Had that or even John Carter succeeded we may still have some movies of that kind being made at the very least.

>>211416456
Anon all of these women are on gear

>>211417204
>you guys always say where is the 6 foot tall brunette blue eyes and there is literally nobody even close to that

Shut up.

>>211415578
>Hairline already receding
Holy shit it's over for him

>>211418537
>no tits

>>211418537

>>211418631
>>211418537
how do I get that job

>>211418122
If you came looking for girls Jirel of Joiry. If you want something a little more meaty than your average Conan short story, Kane stories by Karl Edward Wagner.

>>211418625
>muh unrealistic standards!!!
go back to crystal cafe

>>211418734
You just have to be good at foot massages I think

>>211418787
Butterface + titcow. Not attractive.
>b-but
Fuck you.

>>211418993
Faggot.

>>211415621
such a kino look ruined by the tattoos
women are duuuumb

>>211418787
Does anyone have that webm in better quality please? I need it for my collection

>>211415279 (OP)
>Is Sword and Sorcery dead ?
Fantasy as a whole is pretty dead, yeah.

>>211419052
You sound like you have massive mommy issues ergo you're a proto-gay. Me? I like women that aren't physically disabled.

>>211418352
>>211418755
thanks for rec, appreciate any more if any other anons have any, even in other mediums

>>211416054
>It kind of is because it's immature, horny simpshit.
nothing you are saying makes any sense. how is a man enjoying the sight of a sexy woman tranny shit now? literally the most natural thing ever. i cant keep up with these new grooming tactics

>>211415578
If you've ever had a benis you're a man *clap clap clap*
If you've ever had a benis you're a man *clap clap clap*
If you can cry and you can holler, but it doesn't really matter,
If you've ever had a benis you're a man *clap clap clap*

>>211419364
There's something extremely effeminate about this sensualism and lack of control regarding one's impulses.

hypersexualization -> autogynephilia -> troonery

>>211418122
missed this post before, but gorean books >>211417270
theyre sexist and fun slop. the classic books created their own irl subculture in bdsm settings.

>>211419585
>noooooo don't hang that poster on the wall! you will turn into a tranny because.. you just will, ok?!???
nigger

>>211415279 (OP)
Have you been into a bookstore lately? Manga has taken over, SF/F is a relic

>>211419846
What about Berserk?

>>211419585
>hypersexualization -> autogynephilia -> troonery
you troon obsessed weirdos really have some fucked up perception and mental processes

>>211419768
This is such garbage, dude. It's the kind of shit you'd expect a 12 year old to be into.
>>211419802
There's degrees to this but no doubt one thing lead to another and now we live in this retarded gooner society with transgenderism and other sexual perversions running rampant.

>>211419927
>you troon obsessed weirdos
I care about them relatively little but since someone brought it up earlier I mentioned that there is indeed some connection.

>>211419874
The SF/F section has also mostly been cleared of Western-born male authors

>>211418122
The Marvel Conan and Savage Sword of Conan.

>>211415367
I honestly have no idea what the fuck is going with that production. Everything is tightly under the wraps, it was going through super-long pre-production, they had to re-cast TWICE and that's before filming even started (so technically no big expenses on the budget).
Still waiting for it to come out. If it sucks, I want to know how badly. If it ends up sucking less than the 80s one with Nielsen, I'd be impressed. I don't delude myself it's going to be good, but I expect to be entertained regardless
Still, this movie is supposed to came this year, and still no news when exactly, while we are at the threshold of summer season already

>>211419952
>This is such garbage, dude. It's the kind of shit you'd expect a 12 year old to be into.
the gorean books arent, the book i posted was sure.
heres a better example to illustrate the point i was trying to make, that the gorean swords and sorcery books created a fetish subculture because of how popular they are/were even though they're sexist and politically incorrect.
pic related are "slave positions", and these all come from the books and "John Norman".

>>211415803
Because the image depicts an idealized, athletic, in-top-shape female with beautiful features, and not some dude with make up and long hair pretending to be one.

>>211416054
>There's also Netflix's shitty Witcher show and HBO's House of the Dragon, which are both poor Elric knockoffs.
And none of the things you've listed in that sentence is sword and sorcery

>>211420106
Yeah, I don't give a shit. BDSM is for developmentally stunted freaks (as is Metal music). I too fantasized about Slave Leia as a young boy and watched BDSM porn in my puberty years. It's time to grow up, nigga.

>>211419874
I will buy moving boxes filled with old comics then I will spend a couple months reading all of them and keep the handful that I really enjoyed and then I will burn the rest in my back yard while having a beer and watching it all go up in flames.
Part of it is that I don’t think future generations deserve to enjoy high quality works of fiction because they won’t have the necessary brain function to properly understand it anyway.

>>211420202
>none of the things you've listed in that sentence is sword and sorcery
>Elric is not sword and sorcery
Okay, tard.

>>211415367
yeah that faggot Bryan Singer and they cast some mutt

>>211420257

There is not a single female on earth that wants to be dominant. This is all fake pick-me bullshit.

>>211420348
Elric is anti-sword and sorcery not sword and sorcery

>>211415530
Isn't the bard a charlatan?

>>211420380
Is that one of those Bronze Age Poofter guys? Sure got the crypto zio shill vibes.

>>211420036
only because they cant get published unless they're uber libcucks

>>211420348
Elric is literally, and very up-front, the "post-modern deconstruction" of sword and sorcery.
So thanks for self-identifying yourself as a retard

>>211415279 (OP)
that's literally a man's ass

>>211420401
>>211420615
It's still Sword & Sorcery, you tards. Stop trying to be intellectuals, you don't have the brains for it.

>>211420678
just going off moorcock's own pronouncements

>>211420705
I don't care how hard the sucks his own cock. Read it and honestly tell me it's not S&S.

>>211420541
Checks out. Sad though, those genres used to be really varied in terms of politics. You'd get thought-provoking stuff from all over the spectrum

>>211420705
He meant in the sense that Elric is a character opposite of Conan, not that his story isn't Sword and Sorcery.

>>211419952
Oh God you're one of those. Kys u castrated "man"
No wonder you are insisting so much on this dumb bs

>>211420391
true. what does that have to do with the thread tho lil bro? the appeal of "strong" women is that they're simply bigger mountains to conquer. thats what sns and especially conan is all about.
we dont fw that fdom cringe

D-n Fucking -D!

>>211421021
>posted it again award

>you're one of those
Can you specify that? I'm not the one proudly promoting slavery to lust.

>>211421122
Wanting to feminize and "safe" one of those rape victim muscle girls is okay. Careful not to fetishize it though.

>>211420074
from the beginning of their runs or is there a better starting point later on in for either?

>>211421129
>Can you specify that?
A sensitive millennialcuck who's deathly afraid of sincerity and offending people you suck up to (women)
It's fags like you the reason why Western entertainment nowadays is so fucking bland, safe, feminized, and just lame in every possible way.

>>211415530
woke dei slop

>>211415279 (OP)

>>211415279 (OP)
This is Elle Fanning Unironically
>>211415404
only men with a big D

>>211421459
I'm not a millennial and I've never sucked up to women in my life. Including sexual content for voyeuristic reasons is artistically bankrupt and Western entertainment as you call it isn't much more bland than it was 40 years ago.

I've read so many great fantasy series that completely mog GoT and would make epic movies and tv shows if done well. The only explanation is that hollywood simply does not think they will fair well.

I wanna cum

>>211421532
>tennis-shoes
>shitty tattoo

>>211421567
GoT was perfect material for the HBO porn, gore and politics midwit audience.

>>211420753
>Read it
I unfortunately did, because when I was in my teens, everything had to be metal.
It's not S&S, plain and simple. It's a 5 yo stuck in a body of a 50 yo writing a vicious deconstruction of S&S to sound edgy

>>211421532
Simpslop.

>>211421633
So what's the deconstruction? That he's not jacked and has to rely on magic and his vampiric demon sword? That he's incestuous? That there are more bad endings? It's still Sword & Sorcery, I don't care.

>>211420111
>Because the image depicts an idealized, athletic, in-top-shape female
This is not an athletic female body, its male gaze steroid abuse bullshit.

>>211415279 (OP)
Modern Hollywood isn't even capable of making a comedy that makes people laugh. There's not any hope for high fantasy.

>>211415404
nothing remotely gay about that sexy body

>>211415578
repulsive

>>211415279 (OP)
sex

>>211415578
That’s a man

>>211415404
no, YOU are gay

>>211421792
That it's about an edgelord trying to be metal.
Which is the polar opposite of S&S.
>It's still Sword & Sorcery, I don't care.
By this logic, taco is a perfect Italian dish, but hey, I'm not saying it aloud, because I'm not retarded

Is Zelazny's Amber S&S?

>>211420106
>>211415367
no studio wants to distribute it. not even Netflix.
not...even Netflix .... the movie is fully finished
it's just stuck in limbo.

>>211422915
>the movie is fully finished
Ouch...
Yeah, now I'm twice as excited to see the turd when it finally gets direct-to-DVD in like 2028

>>211421304
From issue one. It's all good. Savage Sword is even better though.

>>211415530
it was good

>>211419798
source

>>211422767
You make no sense. Whenever I make a throwaway, little thought put into post like above I'm thinking it might be fun to get btfod by a well reasoned reply and now you come around, vomit on my shoes, pass out and crack open your skull on the pavement. Very disappointing.

>>211423586
>You make no sense.
Says the guy who insist that Elric is S&S, on the basis of "because I say so"

>>211423743
Do you maybe have another food analogy for me?

>>211416168
probably because they can't act

>>211422915
>>211423258
https://www.joblo.com/everything-we-know-about-red-sonja-2025/

>>211415404
People are gonna hate you if you just go around speaking the truth like that, brother.

>>211415530
>another 'nigger gets the red head' movie
No thanks

It's hilarious BAP larpers shitting on muscle girls when that is ideal their satanic pagan sun worship larp ideology points to. Every pagan demon worship society had what would be considered tomboy women, who IN THE LEAST worked outside, and in the case of warrior tribes, did most of the male jobs while the men were out raiding and buggering each other. Plump women with pale, soft skin not burned by the sun that spend their days doing house work and looking after children is a later classical invention of more civil oriented societies.
Gods I fucking hate BAP larpers I want to kill every single one of you

>>211424273
nothing gay about liking thick glutes and skinny women, the body in OP isn't remotely a body builders body which is definitely not sexy

>>211415279 (OP)
Her butt looks to clinched like shea holding back a fart

>>211415279 (OP)
you cant have a fantasy story anymore because its illegal for races to be evil and everything has to be california diverse mixed race mongoloids from elves to dwarves to orcs.

>>211415578
that is a man

>>211424494
bruh

>>211416168
you should hire someone who can act, you idiot

>>211424494
But BAP isn't even a LARPagan, he's jewish. He and his group of subversives turned Gio Scotti (pbuh) into a foil for pederasty posting. And yeah, I agree with the call it beauty standard that's practical and not some decadent botox barbie bullshit. The muscle thing is definitely practiced by trauma victims though and also fetishized by what I suspect in are bisexuals, so there's at least some truth to it overlapping with gay, trans or whatever even if that's just true for the excessive examples.

>>211424207
>>211424890
women don't need to act dougheverbeit

>>211424636
I played baldur's gate 3 for the first time last month and had a sad kek. I really had no idea, the last d&d computer game I played was troika's temple of elemental evil

>>211419798
hnng the loincloth chainmail bikini is unmatched in it's coomfactor

>>211419798
hoping the new red sonja movie has her in an outfit this skimpy at some point

I prefer my fantasy women to be slightly slimmer, with less muscle, and more feminine, yet toned, curves

>>211424494
>satanic pagan sun worship
im not even religious but when you sandniggers say shit like this it makes me kek, the sun, the thing that supports all life is satanic black magic, sick shit?
>B-B-B-B-BUT JEWSUS-
was king of the jews and got killed by other jealous jews, water is wet

>>211418787
That bra is way too small for her giant fucking tits and she looks really fat.

>>211425579
bap is a fag.

read positive christianity

>>211418462
And? Every man that has the level definition (that doesn't have Schwarzenegger's mutant genes) expected of superhero roles is too, what's your point?

>>211424494
>inb4 muh steroids
you cunts spend all day jerking off to pictures of ebin Arnie, the ultimate globohomo roid tranny and that horse faced blonde retard. You literally worship roids and the trannies that take them because of aesthetics (the ugliest bodies known to man)
You will never be men
>>211424719
>nooo that biological white woman doesn't look like the cover art of my children's books
Robert E Howard was an incel.
>>211424890
lmao Lynda Carter could act? what about Lucy Lawless?
>>211425033
he's both. A jewish larpagan. The droves of pagan faggots he spawned probably don't even know of his origins
>you are gay if you are attracted to healthy female athletes
okay Mr. Berg. You judge the whole by the extremes, you're really just being complacent to the decadence you complain about. Talk shit about the roided trannies and support healthy people. I haven't posted one roided woman ITT.

>>211426031
>You judge the whole by the extremes
Re-read what I posted. I make a clear distinction and agree with a healthy beauty ideal.

Then again, the girls you're posting are borderline extreme already, so there's probably something going on there.

>>211416576
HOLY SEXO

>>211417034
You would never expect this of her given her uniform in the ring

>muscle girl
>is actually really bubbly and feminine instead of acting like a dull mannish dyke
ive only seen it done once tho

>>211416576

Fucking hell... The difference between a babe like this and whatever this is >>211416926 for example, is like night and day. Feminine muscles versus roided creatures

>>211420380
>fuck your freedoms

>>211418993
gay

>>211415367
it's directed by a tranny but he seems kind of based in that he recognizes that the male gaze is integral to the character's appeal and he wasn't going to have her all schlubby or covered up

>>211419874

How many comics are just some independent guy drawing big tit girls in loincloths, swinging magic swords around at orcs and skeletons? Probably none. Everything new on those western racks is all faggot and feminine shit from Marvel and DC that is born for the landfill. They don't even care if it sells, just that it occupies space. Barnes and Noble isn't getting anything out of Larry Fink's ploy, so all they feel like allocating to it is a tiny metal rack. They might as well just refuse to purchase more from Marvel or DC, except maybe some select few toys due to the movies. The comics themselves though, fuck it

>>211416456

>>211415279 (OP)
Sword and sorcery is fucking gay

>>211424688
A Red Sonja film with pic related would've been better than John Wick's failed spin-off

>>211415279 (OP)
who made that

>>211415279 (OP)
It needs a new paradigm and even more tits

>>211416168
Cos.of the roidgut look at that abomination

>>211418400
Nobody wants to see soccer legs on women

>>211427831
>How many comics are just some independent guy drawing big tit girls in loincloths, swinging magic swords around at orcs and skeletons
>Probably none

>>211428514
If only there was a way to search for things on the internet

>>211428804
you try reverse image search nowadays

>>211429210

good fhread

>>211417034
>you will never bury your face in her armpit
why even live

>>211415279 (OP)
New death stalker out this year

>>211426220
I know. I was responding to the
>if you are attracted to women you're gay
part, which you said again. I agree with the trauma victims part and pushing into tranny territory, when applied to the extremes. My point is you can't look at an pro FBB, and apply that judgement to healthy women with natural muscle.
>Then again, the girls you're posting are borderline extreme already, so there's probably something going on there.
They're small and natural. That last one is posing with optimal lighting, a pump and her unflexed arm is still tiny. The other one looks even smaller. If you think that's too much you're crazy. A woman quite literally can't become too masculine naturally, and I bet the ones I posted are.
>>211427331
Vladi is roided to the gills anon. She's just cycled off in that shoot

>>211415279 (OP)
prison gay incel thread (worse than your regular incel thread)

>>211415578
The testicles, hormones and penis make him a man, not the label of man.

>>211430514
>A woman quite literally can't become too masculine naturally
Pushing yourself to your natural limit is pretty extreme already, especially for a woman.

>>211415578

>>211415578
Those shoulders/clavicles and hands are like a jumpscare every time I open one of his thumbnails.

>>211430376
2 is the only good one anyway

>>211418993
If you think that is a butterface, I'd love to know what you think of sidney sweeney who is a legit butterface.

>>211419874
I remember an article saying editors from my country like manga because it sells, the japanese will publish stuff to sell with things people like. Meanwhile, american manga doesn't matter because it doesn't sell, so the americans won't even waste their time trying to publish something interesting.

>>211415578
>you will call a man a man

Yeah?

>>211430789
what a horrible day to have working eyesight

>>211415486
>barbarian so she's known to hate magic and wizards
>grabs and rapes a wizard's apprentice, draining the mana from his balls and ruining his apprenticeship once his master learns what a fucking slut he's tutoring
oh boy

>>211430376
neat
>>211431829
its true

>>211432599
more like she'd turn you into a eunuch and shove your staff up your ass

A remake of Deathstalker is going to come out at some point. Written and directed by the guy who made Psycho Goreman and The Void; which means it will probably be a retarded comedy.

>An affectionate muscle woman will never hug you until your spine makes cracking sounds.

>>211433560
but will it have rape?

>>211433560
That's super gay. Sword and Sorcery only works when it's 100% earnest. I advocate the killing of all insincerityfags.

>>211431879
>I'd love to know what you think of sidney sweeney who is a legit butterface.
Ugly + titcow.

>>211416168
>women

>>211416168
>>211416395
i wouldn't mind having sex with these women if you catch my drift

>>211434032
mommy

>>211415530
>dungeons & dragons
>faerun
just awful. american bastardization of european tales

>>211419182
do u even rock bro

>>211419214
what genres arent dead

fuck you all

>>211415367
>directed by M. J. Bassett
>In 2017, Bassett came out as trans

For me, it's Xinia.

>>211421567
Just condense 10,000 pages into a 3 hour movie bro!

>>211415803
Because men used to look like picrel. Now all you have is skinny jean wearing 115'b s.o.i-boys so op's female pic looks manly kek

>>211436798
Forgot picrel

>>211436061
>if you catch my drift
I don't get it. What is "having sex with these women" a metaphor for?

>>211436693
I want to get raped by a girl like this. She can even do buttstuffs with me.

>>211424494
Those fucking man feet

>>211415279 (OP)
Two things

People are too sensitive and up their own ass about the content of movies. A bunch of men and women running around in skimpy outfits, killing people and getting laid scares the modern zoomer and they won’t turn up to the theater to see it even if they cast well known actors.

The other thing is modern filming techniques have robbed all the mystery and interest from that type of film. It used to be you’d be out on locations filming set pieces and filling in the blanks with miniatures or matte paintings. Any kind of CGI or special effects would be for the really heightened moments. Now these types of movies are made by having actors in leather panties run around a gigantic green cube in a warehouse somewhere and everything else is filled in later by some slave labor chinaman or Indian.

>>211433560
>Implying original Deathstalker wasn't already a retarded comedy and number 2 a parody of itself

>>211415530
too many browns

>>211436693
fake tits suck

>>211418107
>jacked 5'5 woman who had like six kids with a 6'4 roided out chad convict (traphouse security) with swastika tattoos on his elbows.
based

>>211438776
suck fake tits

>>211418804
The proper technique for a foot massage is that I use my head and face like a battering ram and massage wand.

>>211436798
>>211436833
Anyone that loves 80s campy action movies should see this.

>>211415367
Yes.

>>211420358
>that faggot Bryan Singer and they cast some mutt

How is 2019 treating you, sar?

>>211440039
can't wait to see her in a metal bikini (pic related is not the bikini version

>>211440241
She needed to bulk up and get fake tits. Too flat for Sonja.

>>211440039
They originally cast that mutt from Ant Man and the Wasp that plays Ghost, but she got recast and they chose this supermodel instead.

>>211440278
>get fake tits
Die.

>>211425033
>The muscle thing is definitely practiced by trauma victims though and also fetishized by what I suspect in are bisexuals

Probably just a reaction to 70% of western females being overweight/obese, so the idea of a white woman being not only not-fat, but actually fit is fantasy in and of itself.

>>211440372
Ok wear prosthetic ones then.

>>211440372
You should have the body for the job, so either she gets fake tits or gets out of business.

>>211440278
>>211440479
>>211440429

nah. pic related >>211425556 is the bodytype that would be ideal for the role. if matilda has a decent sized ass, then she matches pretty closely imo

>>211440561
She has.

t. Revenge

>>211429335
cabbage cap

>>211421532
>>211421667
>>211421615
Sylvia could kill every woman (and man) ITT

>>211415404
>female with tits and ass
you might be a homosexual

>>211421532
was looking for the sauce until it hit me it's ai
Jesus.. it's really over, huh?

>>211440998
It was over before it even began

My feeling is that the modern audience wouldn't accept how trashy it has to be in order for it to work.

>>211440333
That's what I was referring to with 2019. Singer & mutt haven't been attached to this film in 6 years. Basically like complaining that The Batman 2 will suck because it will star George Clooney and be directed by Joel Schumacher.

>>211441277
holy based
shouldnt it be queen tho

>>211415530
unironically not terrible, but it was gay there were that many minorities in my swords movie

>>211440761
That's so fucking hot holy shit

>>211441943
>many minorities
wouldn't even have been bad but look at that poster: the three males are obviously gay-bait (roughly same soi-infused facial structure) while one woman is a dyke and the other, the white one, is the self-important feminist stinker kind (if you ever met one you know what I'm talking about)
them being minorities is the least problem, the problem is that they are all pajeet tier who shit in the middle of the film

>>211419846
>>211419874
>>211432213
What makes it even funnier is like most and I mean like above 90% most, of the American comics sold in book stores today are Scholastics as in the book fair in school as in RIF. DC and Marvel are so woke and gay and terrible no one fucking buys them and everyone just buys manga and scholastics.
And it's even fucking funnier when you consider DC and marvel have what 90 years of back issues? close to 100? Like they aren't selling new shit. they are selling like watchmen and shit from the 70s and 80s. no one is buying the new shit

americans are so closeted kek it's so funny

>>211442005
one of the chicks is Michelle Rodriguez. she's cool, she was just over 40 when the film came out and walled to hell and back

>>211442043
>bragging about being a third worlder
what a weird post

>>211442080
she was cool because she never rubbed into your face... like in this movie

Because 90% of your preconceived ideas of sword and sorcery aren't based on the actual works of howard or even later authors like moorcock and leiber they're based on frazetta paintings and the trash movies that came about in the 80s
Like how every retard in this thread thinks sword and sorcery means going shirtless and loincloths despite the fact that conan wears armor in almost every single one of the stories

>>211424207
>>211424890
>implying any of the diversity hires can act

>>211425655
I know its great

>>211415578

Bond came to the conclusion that Tilly Masterton was one of those girls whose hormones had got mixed up. He knew the type well and thought they and their male counterparts were a direct consequence of giving votes to women and 'sex equality'. As a result of fifty years of emancipation, feminine qualities were dying out or being transferred to the males. Pansies of both sexes were everywhere, not yet completely homosexual, but confused, not knowing what they were. The result was a herd of unhappy sexual misfits—barren and full of frustrations, the women wanting to dominate and the men to be nannied. He was sorry for them, but he had no time for them. Bond smiled sourly to himself as he remembered his fantasies about this girl as they sped along the valley of the Loire. Entre Deux Seins indeed!

- Ian Fleming, Goldfinger (1959)

>>211416168
This bitch farts on stream every chance she gets

>>211415530
that was total chi shit.

>>211442311
the ultimate humiliation ritual is that Fleming has written every "Bond girl" to be between the ages of 18 and 23 while in the movies they are almost all 25-50 (!!!)

>>211442576
>25-50
35-50
oops speedposting
but if we are already here be sure to check out To Live and Let Die, the only Bond book/movie inspired by real events (Fleming being annoyed by his negro neighbours)

>>211415578
bunter i love you

>>211416168
gamer girls look like this!?

>>211429210
>>211429345
I want her to smash the patriarchy, with me starring as the Patriarchy

I've noticed that a lot of low T guys tend to idealise the exact profile of woman that makes for a good lead in a romantic comedy, the type of guys who think Anne Hathaway is a 10. Pretty, unusually and stylishly modest, undeveloped "default mode" skinnyfat with average tits and ass.
Then there's the "guy with a little dick and a Porsche"-bro who idealise the underfed model type: striking and harsh faces, the skinnier the better. Imagine a gay man pretending to be straight and describing his ideal woman, incongruent with the appetites of most straight men.
Two things are guaranteed to drive both groups irrationally crazy to the point where they HAVE to offer their opinion: muscular women and/or woman with breast implants. They're like most bitter Plain Janes who lose their minds when they see a woman who is overtly sexy and stacked.
They appears to be interested in women but more on an intellectual or social-signalling level, the prospect of enjoying a woman built and optimised for sexual performance and pleasure can't be enjoyed for it's own sake and revolts them.

>>211440998
jfc you subhumans are pathetic

I would actually really love to have a live action adaptation of a Heavy Metal movie. There are so many stories that absolutely tick every single box that I like, its ridiculous. Huge epic battles, exotic locations, blood, death, violence, mature and adult themes, every guy is a chiselled adonis and every woman has huge tits, firm round asses and every single one of them is absolutely gorgeous. A sword and sorcery movie that is literally a two hour version of the "CONTACT!" scene from Predator. Heavy Metal's on sword and sorcery is just tremendous with the most sumptuous artwork you have ever laid eyes on in a comic book and its a shame that there has only been two low-budget animated adaptions but my god, they were able to do some pretty amazing things with what it is they had to work with.

I would love to see live-action iterations of the works Serpieri, Luis and Romulo Royo, Boris Vallejo, Julie Bell, and Frank Frazetta. Like, a real genuine attempt at an adaptation to capture the essence and feelings their images can. It will never happen, but man, its overdue.

>>211415279 (OP)
isnt nolans next film called odyssey? and hasnt cameron bought the rights for some fantasy book?

>>211415578
absolutely disgusting, male jawline, borderline anorexic, fake push up tits, too many teeth, feet look disgusting, hughmungous hands, jewish nose, probably jewish to.

This is why i welcome islam, they need to take over the west and correct all this degeneracy

>>211416168
Because thats basically a man, you might gay bruv

>>211417022
thank you, im sick of all these faggots thinking "fit" women with arms like men and legs like men and chests like men are actually women, they have more test than all of you brev, its focking disgusting

>>211418787
reminder a single anklet on the right foot means shes open for sex and is a massive cock slut, left leg means shes taken and not looking for sex, all these preteens at swimming pools and beaches get me rock hard when i see them running around with it on the right leg

the world has become too cynical. the magic is gone

>>211425556
MY DIUCK is there any rape scene of this bitch

>>211430789
mentally ill

>>211425556
indeed, soft and juicy instead of hard and chewy
unless we go for straight-up acrobatic cunny who ran away from home and joined the circus

>>211415578
that will never be a woman

>>211444058
how much social credit for one of those?

>>211415578
There's a huge difference between a fit/buff woman and a troon........ one cares about their physique, and the other is a cross dressing homosexual man

>>211430789
>these people are mentally sane and normal

>>211415530
>that post
>all those replies
Oh it's another "/tv/ doesn't know what S&S is" episode.

>>211444422
The genre died long before a good half of modern users were even born.

>>211415578
Because it is.

>>211444375

>>211444694
Yeah, I'm thinkin based

>>211415279 (OP)
lately i picked up some Conan stuff and the short stories would be perfect for 12, 45 mins long episode seasons, released in batches of 3 (each 3 batch release adapts a short story). They would no need to have any overarching story, just Conan doing Conan stuff. He arrives somewhere, fucks shit up, then leaves.
Have hot and fit actors, leave out DEI shit and it would be successful.

>>211445459
>leave out DEI shit
it's funny because Conan is a pretty diverse series so there's a lot of opportunities to have blacks and arabs as the bad guys

>>211444694
Always hated ab exercises, always, and am not obsessed with the ultra defined blocky abs either so I simply let them develop as a result of compounds and do dragon flags twice a week after pull.

>>211445459
tell it to musk, he has the money to produce it, the autism to make sure nobody slips a snake up his ass, and the free time now that he broke up with mr T
also he made a baby with that weird girl so he's probably a decent guy

>>211444261
>one cares about their physique
Especially if you're fit yourself.

>>211445533
i know the first word in DEI is diverse but it's not the same. I meant Netflix-Disney-Jewish_Race_War DEI not pre-2010 diversity.

>>211442028
I find it funny how Solo Leveling mogged the shit out of Marvel and DC. Shows what people are actually looking for in their entertainment.

>>211445554
i think i'll rather just make enough movie to produce it myself. that way i have full control. first season of witcher was around 90 mill, if i cut out the hebrew fees, i can do it for even cheaper.

>>211445647
meant to say *make enough money to produce it myself.

>>211424256
>Not planning to hold back
>Rating below NC-17
So they are holding back
Reminder the shitty 2012 Conan got R, and they had to artificially switch things around to not be just PG-13

>>211441455
>shouldnt it be queen tho
Nah, Demon King's whoever is ruling the Demons whether it's a dude or girl.

>>211425556
The striations are what get me.

>>211442406
Bullshit. I need proof.

>>211445533
Other anon covered it but it really is funny how DEI acts in direct opposition to what it claims to be:
>Homogeneity
>Favouritism
>Exclusion

>Conan being appropriated by political hucksters and le heckin muscle mommy OF simps
Grim.

>>211445647
>>211445671
u'd probably need 200mil and promise not to use any CGI

>>211445821
>t. zoomershit who never read anything with Conan in it, but still yapping up

>>211444058
Name?

>>211446158
100 mill and props. we have a deal?

>>211446848
those props & sets people are dead jim you need to train new ones

i mean they are retired, not dead-dead... although most of them are dead-dead
>imagine that star wars was made with people born in the 1920s

>>211447101
Just go watch Flash Gordon from 1936.
Lucas is a MASSIVE hack

>>211447068
I have friends who work in the industry, and I'm happy to train new talent. even if I don't make money, if those people make quality shit later, I'm good

>>211447536
based fossil

>>211419952
>airplanes exist
>transgenders exist
>therefore airplanes cause transgenders
you should kill yourself

>>211447786
bro I'm 33

>>211448494
woah tell me about the great war

>>211448520
it was full cgi, but low poly

>>211448597
>low poly but hd smell