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Anonymous No.211415279 >>211415404 >>211415458 >>211415486 >>211415530 >>211415621 >>211415712 >>211415803 >>211416054 >>211416092 >>211416395 >>211416445 >>211416525 >>211416946 >>211417063 >>211417204 >>211418122 >>211418435 >>211419214 >>211419846 >>211420618 >>211421532 >>211421539 >>211422124 >>211422247 >>211424580 >>211424636 >>211428243 >>211428514 >>211428621 >>211430376 >>211430781 >>211437801 >>211443742 >>211445459
Is Sword and Sorcery dead ?
I’ve follow allot of book pages and bookshelf pages and I never see any sword and sorcery . Besides Tolkien the only fantasy I ever see in movies and shows is Sanderson and Yao fantasy romance . S&S was huge in the 80s and early 90s I’m wondering why the change ? I like warriors with big tits and ass.
Anonymous No.211415367 >>211420085 >>211420358 >>211422915 >>211427626 >>211436574 >>211440039
Aren't they making a new Red Sonja movie?
Anonymous No.211415404 >>211421539 >>211422185 >>211422365 >>211424273 >>211440945
>>211415279 (OP)
only fags are attracted to this
Anonymous No.211415458 >>211415578
>>211415279 (OP)
only fags are not attracted to this
Anonymous No.211415486 >>211432599
>>211415279 (OP)
she looks like she rapes wizard apprentices
Anonymous No.211415530 >>211418167 >>211420503 >>211421526 >>211423483 >>211424487 >>211436401 >>211438552 >>211441943 >>211442443 >>211444422
>>211415279 (OP)
here u go
Anonymous No.211415578 >>211416087 >>211416092 >>211416440 >>211417390 >>211418568 >>211419393 >>211422247 >>211422317 >>211424644 >>211430789 >>211431312 >>211431686 >>211432402 >>211442248 >>211442654 >>211443778 >>211443995 >>211444261 >>211444477
>>211415458
meanwhile you closet homos call this beauty a man
Anonymous No.211415621 >>211419182
>>211415279 (OP)
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWKmiTwjjHA
Anonymous No.211415712
>>211415279 (OP)
Prompt?
Anonymous No.211415803 >>211415971 >>211416054 >>211420111 >>211436798
>>211415279 (OP)
Explain to me how shit like this isn't tranny lite
Anonymous No.211415971
>>211415803
She has a genuine vagina and a functioning womb.
Anonymous No.211416054 >>211419364 >>211420202
>>211415279 (OP)
New Red Sonja is supposed to come out this year. There's also Netflix's shitty Witcher show and HBO's House of the Dragon, which are both poor Elric knockoffs.

>>211415803
It kind of is because it's immature, horny simpshit. It's extremely boomer coded and I suspect a lot of boomers would legit troon out if they had to endure the life situation the average zoomer finds themself in.
Anonymous No.211416087
>>211415578
Anonymous No.211416092
>>211415279 (OP)
would
>>211415578
would
Anonymous No.211416168 >>211416253 >>211424207 >>211424890 >>211428680 >>211436022 >>211436061 >>211442406 >>211442670 >>211443790
Why don't they cast women that look like that?
Anonymous No.211416253 >>211416456
>>211416168
Most of them look ugly and also have fake tits.
Anonymous No.211416395 >>211436061
>>211415279 (OP)
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.211416440
>>211415578
OBSESSED
Anonymous No.211416445
>>211415279 (OP)
Man this art gets my pencil moving.
Anonymous No.211416456 >>211416713 >>211417638 >>211418462 >>211428147
>>211416253
only mentally ill FBB hoes. There's plenty of natty fit chicks who look like OP. I give about 2 minutes until someone posts a roid freak
Anonymous No.211416525
>>211415279 (OP)
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQX2CsMCB9M
Anonymous No.211416576 >>211416952 >>211426290 >>211427331
Anonymous No.211416713
>>211416456
Again, a lot of them have fake tits. Being both lean enough while still having a sizable rack just isn't a common thing.
Anonymous No.211416876
Anonymous No.211416926 >>211416988 >>211417022 >>211417320 >>211417484 >>211417638 >>211427331
Anonymous No.211416946
>>211415279 (OP)
manbutt
Anonymous No.211416952
>>211416576
mogs everyone
Anonymous No.211416988
>>211416926
This is the look right here.
Anonymous No.211417022 >>211443815
>>211416926
this is gay territory
put your focus on the chest and it easily passes for a man
Anonymous No.211417034 >>211426419 >>211430253
Anonymous No.211417046
Anonymous No.211417063
>>211415279 (OP)
Who the fuck is Yao?
Anonymous No.211417075 >>211417270 >>211417399
What you niggas need to start asking yourselves is why a woman would turn herself into that? I'm sure you can conveniently ignore that if they're just spank bank material for you but there's clearly an underlying psychological problem there and one big enough given the very subject matter.
Anonymous No.211417204 >>211417340 >>211418096 >>211418400 >>211418537
>>211415279 (OP)
You guys really overestimate what women exist on this planet. Its like the Wonder Woman argument you guys always say where is the 6 foot tall brunette blue eyes and there is literally nobody even close to that.

You want a fitness girl who can actually act to carry a movie and still has tits and nice hair even if she's on steroids. I mean good luck.
Anonymous No.211417270 >>211419768
>>211417075
they want to be dominated and seeded by conan the barbarian after he wrestles them into submission.
Anonymous No.211417310
Anonymous No.211417320
>>211416926
That's too much
Anonymous No.211417340
>>211417204
>You want a fitness girl who can actually act to carry a movie and still has tits and nice hair even if she's on steroids. I mean good luck.
Yeah, this. Niggas are mad delusional. AI is soon gonna nuke their perception of reality entirely.
Anonymous No.211417390
>>211415578
Anonymous No.211417399 >>211417437
>>211417075
They want muscles so they lift to get muscles. Solved it for you.
Anonymous No.211417437 >>211417572 >>211417602
>>211417399
>They want muscles
But why, retard?
Anonymous No.211417484
>>211416926
She’s perfect.
Anonymous No.211417572 >>211417855
>>211417437
To protect them from pervert rapists like you chud
Anonymous No.211417602 >>211417855 >>211418107
>>211417437
id say its a result of the mate pairing revolving around money and status which these women are perhaps subconciously recognizing doesnt correlate with good genes or athleticism = weak children. so by engaging in this hobby, they are trying to signal/select for only physically strong mates.
Anonymous No.211417638
>>211416456
nice
>>211416926
roided is bad, even their faces star to mutate
Anonymous No.211417855 >>211418107
>>211417572
This guy gets it but I'm not a chud.
>>211417602
Eh.
Anonymous No.211417872 >>211417966
i fucking hate musclefags. Just suck a dick already
Anonymous No.211417966
>>211417872
I hate fetishists in general.
Anonymous No.211418096
>>211417204
i'd go with penny lane, she's 180cm and can't be a worse actress than gadot
Anonymous No.211418107 >>211418278 >>211438845
>>211417855
youre dumb. even these women would still freak out in any dangerous situation. countless examples of women police doing so in stress situations, even though they've had all the training and bullshit preparing them not to do exactly that.

i've actually known women like this irl, too >>211417602
the best example; jacked 5'5 woman who had like six kids with a 6'4 roided out chad convict (traphouse security) with swastika tattoos on his elbows. she didnt work out because she liked lifting heavy stuff, she wanted to have children with some crazy alpha and thats who she met at the gym.
Anonymous No.211418122 >>211418352 >>211418755 >>211419768 >>211420074
>>211415279 (OP)
Whats the best way to get into sword and sorcery? what comics or novels? preferably with big tits, ive seen plenty of S&S 80's movies but theres only a handful of good ones and most are the lower budget cheap and shitty affair and the actors are never usually that buff or that sexy
Anonymous No.211418167
>>211415530
This didn't have a sword and scorcery aesthetic at all
Anonymous No.211418278
>>211418107
No, you're dumb. It clearly tends to be an identity issues cope thing and whether it actually makes them strong or just allows for the fantasy doesn't change that.
Anonymous No.211418352 >>211419258
>>211418122
>what comics or novels
Conan, Elric, Fafhrd.
Anonymous No.211418400 >>211428758
>>211417204
anon there are thousands of women like that on instagram. Fitness culture is bigger than it ever was.
Anonymous No.211418435
>>211415279 (OP)

True time? Social media and an over sensitive culture full of self centered assholes. Sword and sorcery movies are just not safe enough for suits. High budget flicks need to provide high returns and to do that they need to be crowd pleasers, and to be like that they need to conform to the themes, structures and bullshit that are more likely to replicate success.

For them it makes no sense to make these kind of movies unless the return is equal to that of capeshit. ThatΒ΄s how you get movies like the new Dungeons and Dragons movie. Safe high fantasy for the modern audience. Big success.

On the other hand The northman, closest recent movie to sword and sorcery that i can think off, was a box office failure. IΒ΄m pretty sure that 2011 Conan the barbarian movie Momoa made meet a similar fate, which looking back, itΒ΄s a damn shame because the movie was pretty good, not as iconic and memorable as ArnoldΒ΄s but still. Had that or even John Carter succeeded we may still have some movies of that kind being made at the very least.
Anonymous No.211418462 >>211425841
>>211416456
Anon all of these women are on gear
Anonymous No.211418537 >>211418625 >>211418631 >>211418734
>>211417204
>you guys always say where is the 6 foot tall brunette blue eyes and there is literally nobody even close to that

Shut up.
Anonymous No.211418568
>>211415578
>Hairline already receding
Holy shit it's over for him
Anonymous No.211418625 >>211418787
>>211418537
>no tits
Anonymous No.211418631 >>211418734
>>211418537
Anonymous No.211418734 >>211418804
>>211418631
>>211418537
how do I get that job
Anonymous No.211418755 >>211419258
>>211418122
If you came looking for girls Jirel of Joiry. If you want something a little more meaty than your average Conan short story, Kane stories by Karl Edward Wagner.
Anonymous No.211418787 >>211418993 >>211419183 >>211425655 >>211443860
>>211418625
>muh unrealistic standards!!!
go back to crystal cafe
Anonymous No.211418804 >>211439325
>>211418734
You just have to be good at foot massages I think
Anonymous No.211418993 >>211419052 >>211427615 >>211431879
>>211418787
Butterface + titcow. Not attractive.
>b-but
Fuck you.
Anonymous No.211419052 >>211419221
>>211418993
Faggot.
Anonymous No.211419182 >>211436401
>>211415621
such a kino look ruined by the tattoos
women are duuuumb
Anonymous No.211419183
>>211418787
Does anyone have that webm in better quality please? I need it for my collection
Anonymous No.211419214 >>211436437
>>211415279 (OP)
>Is Sword and Sorcery dead ?
Fantasy as a whole is pretty dead, yeah.
Anonymous No.211419221
>>211419052
You sound like you have massive mommy issues ergo you're a proto-gay. Me? I like women that aren't physically disabled.
Anonymous No.211419258
>>211418352
>>211418755
thanks for rec, appreciate any more if any other anons have any, even in other mediums
Anonymous No.211419364 >>211419585
>>211416054
>It kind of is because it's immature, horny simpshit.
nothing you are saying makes any sense. how is a man enjoying the sight of a sexy woman tranny shit now? literally the most natural thing ever. i cant keep up with these new grooming tactics
Anonymous No.211419393
>>211415578
If you've ever had a benis you're a man *clap clap clap*
If you've ever had a benis you're a man *clap clap clap*
If you can cry and you can holler, but it doesn't really matter,
If you've ever had a benis you're a man *clap clap clap*
Anonymous No.211419585 >>211419802 >>211419927
>>211419364
There's something extremely effeminate about this sensualism and lack of control regarding one's impulses.

hypersexualization -> autogynephilia -> troonery
Anonymous No.211419768 >>211419952
>>211418122
missed this post before, but gorean books >>211417270
theyre sexist and fun slop. the classic books created their own irl subculture in bdsm settings.
Anonymous No.211419798 >>211423516 >>211425123 >>211425170
Anonymous No.211419802 >>211419952
>>211419585
>noooooo don't hang that poster on the wall! you will turn into a tranny because.. you just will, ok?!???
nigger
Anonymous No.211419846 >>211419874 >>211442028
>>211415279 (OP)
Have you been into a bookstore lately? Manga has taken over, SF/F is a relic
Anonymous No.211419874 >>211420036 >>211420273 >>211427831 >>211432213 >>211442028
>>211419846
What about Berserk?
Anonymous No.211419927 >>211420004
>>211419585
>hypersexualization -> autogynephilia -> troonery
you troon obsessed weirdos really have some fucked up perception and mental processes
Anonymous No.211419952 >>211420106 >>211421021 >>211447880
>>211419768
This is such garbage, dude. It's the kind of shit you'd expect a 12 year old to be into.
>>211419802
There's degrees to this but no doubt one thing lead to another and now we live in this retarded gooner society with transgenderism and other sexual perversions running rampant.
Anonymous No.211420004
>>211419927
>you troon obsessed weirdos
I care about them relatively little but since someone brought it up earlier I mentioned that there is indeed some connection.
Anonymous No.211420036 >>211420541
>>211419874
The SF/F section has also mostly been cleared of Western-born male authors
Anonymous No.211420074 >>211421304
>>211418122
The Marvel Conan and Savage Sword of Conan.
Anonymous No.211420085
>>211415367
I honestly have no idea what the fuck is going with that production. Everything is tightly under the wraps, it was going through super-long pre-production, they had to re-cast TWICE and that's before filming even started (so technically no big expenses on the budget).
Still waiting for it to come out. If it sucks, I want to know how badly. If it ends up sucking less than the 80s one with Nielsen, I'd be impressed. I don't delude myself it's going to be good, but I expect to be entertained regardless
Still, this movie is supposed to came this year, and still no news when exactly, while we are at the threshold of summer season already
Anonymous No.211420106 >>211420257 >>211422915
>>211419952
>This is such garbage, dude. It's the kind of shit you'd expect a 12 year old to be into.
the gorean books arent, the book i posted was sure.
heres a better example to illustrate the point i was trying to make, that the gorean swords and sorcery books created a fetish subculture because of how popular they are/were even though they're sexist and politically incorrect.
pic related are "slave positions", and these all come from the books and "John Norman".
Anonymous No.211420111 >>211421802
>>211415803
Because the image depicts an idealized, athletic, in-top-shape female with beautiful features, and not some dude with make up and long hair pretending to be one.
Anonymous No.211420202 >>211420348
>>211416054
>There's also Netflix's shitty Witcher show and HBO's House of the Dragon, which are both poor Elric knockoffs.
And none of the things you've listed in that sentence is sword and sorcery
Anonymous No.211420257 >>211420380
>>211420106
Yeah, I don't give a shit. BDSM is for developmentally stunted freaks (as is Metal music). I too fantasized about Slave Leia as a young boy and watched BDSM porn in my puberty years. It's time to grow up, nigga.
Anonymous No.211420273
>>211419874
I will buy moving boxes filled with old comics then I will spend a couple months reading all of them and keep the handful that I really enjoyed and then I will burn the rest in my back yard while having a beer and watching it all go up in flames.
Part of it is that I don’t think future generations deserve to enjoy high quality works of fiction because they won’t have the necessary brain function to properly understand it anyway.
Anonymous No.211420348 >>211420401 >>211420615
>>211420202
>none of the things you've listed in that sentence is sword and sorcery
>Elric is not sword and sorcery
Okay, tard.
Anonymous No.211420358 >>211440039
>>211415367
yeah that faggot Bryan Singer and they cast some mutt
Anonymous No.211420380 >>211420539 >>211427530
>>211420257
Anonymous No.211420391 >>211421122
There is not a single female on earth that wants to be dominant. This is all fake pick-me bullshit.
Anonymous No.211420401 >>211420678
>>211420348
Elric is anti-sword and sorcery not sword and sorcery
Anonymous No.211420503
>>211415530
Isn't the bard a charlatan?
Anonymous No.211420539
>>211420380
Is that one of those Bronze Age Poofter guys? Sure got the crypto zio shill vibes.
Anonymous No.211420541 >>211420787
>>211420036
only because they cant get published unless they're uber libcucks
Anonymous No.211420615 >>211420678
>>211420348
Elric is literally, and very up-front, the "post-modern deconstruction" of sword and sorcery.
So thanks for self-identifying yourself as a retard
Anonymous No.211420618
>>211415279 (OP)
that's literally a man's ass
Anonymous No.211420678 >>211420705
>>211420401
>>211420615
It's still Sword & Sorcery, you tards. Stop trying to be intellectuals, you don't have the brains for it.
Anonymous No.211420705 >>211420753 >>211420806
>>211420678
just going off moorcock's own pronouncements
Anonymous No.211420753 >>211421633
>>211420705
I don't care how hard the sucks his own cock. Read it and honestly tell me it's not S&S.
Anonymous No.211420787
>>211420541
Checks out. Sad though, those genres used to be really varied in terms of politics. You'd get thought-provoking stuff from all over the spectrum
Anonymous No.211420806
>>211420705
He meant in the sense that Elric is a character opposite of Conan, not that his story isn't Sword and Sorcery.
Anonymous No.211421021 >>211421129
>>211419952
Oh God you're one of those. Kys u castrated "man"
No wonder you are insisting so much on this dumb bs
Anonymous No.211421122 >>211421224
>>211420391
true. what does that have to do with the thread tho lil bro? the appeal of "strong" women is that they're simply bigger mountains to conquer. thats what sns and especially conan is all about.
we dont fw that fdom cringe
Anonymous No.211421128
D-n Fucking -D!
Anonymous No.211421129 >>211421459
>>211421021
>posted it again award

>you're one of those
Can you specify that? I'm not the one proudly promoting slavery to lust.
Anonymous No.211421168
Anonymous No.211421224
>>211421122
Wanting to feminize and "safe" one of those rape victim muscle girls is okay. Careful not to fetishize it though.
Anonymous No.211421304 >>211423359
>>211420074
from the beginning of their runs or is there a better starting point later on in for either?
Anonymous No.211421459 >>211421554
>>211421129
>Can you specify that?
A sensitive millennialcuck who's deathly afraid of sincerity and offending people you suck up to (women)
It's fags like you the reason why Western entertainment nowadays is so fucking bland, safe, feminized, and just lame in every possible way.
Anonymous No.211421526
>>211415530
woke dei slop
Anonymous No.211421532 >>211421615 >>211421667 >>211440761 >>211440998
>>211415279 (OP)
Anonymous No.211421539
>>211415279 (OP)
This is Elle Fanning Unironically
>>211415404
only men with a big D
Anonymous No.211421554
>>211421459
I'm not a millennial and I've never sucked up to women in my life. Including sexual content for voyeuristic reasons is artistically bankrupt and Western entertainment as you call it isn't much more bland than it was 40 years ago.
Anonymous No.211421567 >>211421625 >>211436720
I've read so many great fantasy series that completely mog GoT and would make epic movies and tv shows if done well. The only explanation is that hollywood simply does not think they will fair well.
Anonymous No.211421582
I wanna cum
Anonymous No.211421615 >>211440761
>>211421532
>tennis-shoes
>shitty tattoo
Anonymous No.211421625
>>211421567
GoT was perfect material for the HBO porn, gore and politics midwit audience.
Anonymous No.211421633 >>211421792
>>211420753
>Read it
I unfortunately did, because when I was in my teens, everything had to be metal.
It's not S&S, plain and simple. It's a 5 yo stuck in a body of a 50 yo writing a vicious deconstruction of S&S to sound edgy
Anonymous No.211421667 >>211440761
>>211421532
Simpslop.
Anonymous No.211421792 >>211422767
>>211421633
So what's the deconstruction? That he's not jacked and has to rely on magic and his vampiric demon sword? That he's incestuous? That there are more bad endings? It's still Sword & Sorcery, I don't care.
Anonymous No.211421802
>>211420111
>Because the image depicts an idealized, athletic, in-top-shape female
This is not an athletic female body, its male gaze steroid abuse bullshit.
Anonymous No.211422124
>>211415279 (OP)
Modern Hollywood isn't even capable of making a comedy that makes people laugh. There's not any hope for high fantasy.
Anonymous No.211422185
>>211415404
nothing remotely gay about that sexy body
Anonymous No.211422247
>>211415578
repulsive

>>211415279 (OP)
sex
Anonymous No.211422317
>>211415578
That’s a man
Anonymous No.211422365
>>211415404
no, YOU are gay
Anonymous No.211422767 >>211423586
>>211421792
That it's about an edgelord trying to be metal.
Which is the polar opposite of S&S.
>It's still Sword & Sorcery, I don't care.
By this logic, taco is a perfect Italian dish, but hey, I'm not saying it aloud, because I'm not retarded
Anonymous No.211422818
Is Zelazny's Amber S&S?
Anonymous No.211422915 >>211423258 >>211424256
>>211420106
>>211415367
no studio wants to distribute it. not even Netflix.
not...even Netflix .... the movie is fully finished
it's just stuck in limbo.
Anonymous No.211423258 >>211424256
>>211422915
>the movie is fully finished
Ouch...
Yeah, now I'm twice as excited to see the turd when it finally gets direct-to-DVD in like 2028
Anonymous No.211423359
>>211421304
From issue one. It's all good. Savage Sword is even better though.
Anonymous No.211423483
>>211415530
it was good
Anonymous No.211423516
>>211419798
source
Anonymous No.211423586 >>211423743
>>211422767
You make no sense. Whenever I make a throwaway, little thought put into post like above I'm thinking it might be fun to get btfod by a well reasoned reply and now you come around, vomit on my shoes, pass out and crack open your skull on the pavement. Very disappointing.
Anonymous No.211423743 >>211424151
>>211423586
>You make no sense.
Says the guy who insist that Elric is S&S, on the basis of "because I say so"
Anonymous No.211424151
>>211423743
Do you maybe have another food analogy for me?
Anonymous No.211424207 >>211425058 >>211442192
>>211416168
probably because they can't act
Anonymous No.211424256 >>211445677
>>211422915
>>211423258
https://www.joblo.com/everything-we-know-about-red-sonja-2025/
Anonymous No.211424273 >>211424566
>>211415404
People are gonna hate you if you just go around speaking the truth like that, brother.
Anonymous No.211424487
>>211415530
>another 'nigger gets the red head' movie
No thanks
Anonymous No.211424494 >>211424719 >>211425033 >>211425579 >>211426031 >>211437000
It's hilarious BAP larpers shitting on muscle girls when that is ideal their satanic pagan sun worship larp ideology points to. Every pagan demon worship society had what would be considered tomboy women, who IN THE LEAST worked outside, and in the case of warrior tribes, did most of the male jobs while the men were out raiding and buggering each other. Plump women with pale, soft skin not burned by the sun that spend their days doing house work and looking after children is a later classical invention of more civil oriented societies.
Gods I fucking hate BAP larpers I want to kill every single one of you
Anonymous No.211424566
>>211424273
nothing gay about liking thick glutes and skinny women, the body in OP isn't remotely a body builders body which is definitely not sexy
Anonymous No.211424580
>>211415279 (OP)
Her butt looks to clinched like shea holding back a fart
Anonymous No.211424636 >>211425104
>>211415279 (OP)
you cant have a fantasy story anymore because its illegal for races to be evil and everything has to be california diverse mixed race mongoloids from elves to dwarves to orcs.
Anonymous No.211424644
>>211415578
that is a man
Anonymous No.211424719 >>211426031
>>211424494
bruh
Anonymous No.211424890 >>211425058 >>211426031 >>211442192
>>211416168
you should hire someone who can act, you idiot
Anonymous No.211425033 >>211426031 >>211440392
>>211424494
But BAP isn't even a LARPagan, he's jewish. He and his group of subversives turned Gio Scotti (pbuh) into a foil for pederasty posting. And yeah, I agree with the call it beauty standard that's practical and not some decadent botox barbie bullshit. The muscle thing is definitely practiced by trauma victims though and also fetishized by what I suspect in are bisexuals, so there's at least some truth to it overlapping with gay, trans or whatever even if that's just true for the excessive examples.
Anonymous No.211425058
>>211424207
>>211424890
women don't need to act dougheverbeit
Anonymous No.211425104
>>211424636
I played baldur's gate 3 for the first time last month and had a sad kek. I really had no idea, the last d&d computer game I played was troika's temple of elemental evil
Anonymous No.211425123
>>211419798
hnng the loincloth chainmail bikini is unmatched in it's coomfactor
Anonymous No.211425170
>>211419798
hoping the new red sonja movie has her in an outfit this skimpy at some point
Anonymous No.211425556 >>211440561 >>211443896 >>211443944 >>211445722
I prefer my fantasy women to be slightly slimmer, with less muscle, and more feminine, yet toned, curves
Anonymous No.211425579 >>211425703
>>211424494
>satanic pagan sun worship
im not even religious but when you sandniggers say shit like this it makes me kek, the sun, the thing that supports all life is satanic black magic, sick shit?
>B-B-B-B-BUT JEWSUS-
was king of the jews and got killed by other jealous jews, water is wet
Anonymous No.211425655 >>211442208
>>211418787
That bra is way too small for her giant fucking tits and she looks really fat.
Anonymous No.211425703
>>211425579
bap is a fag.

read positive christianity
Anonymous No.211425841
>>211418462
And? Every man that has the level definition (that doesn't have Schwarzenegger's mutant genes) expected of superhero roles is too, what's your point?
Anonymous No.211426031 >>211426220
>>211424494
>inb4 muh steroids
you cunts spend all day jerking off to pictures of ebin Arnie, the ultimate globohomo roid tranny and that horse faced blonde retard. You literally worship roids and the trannies that take them because of aesthetics (the ugliest bodies known to man)
You will never be men
>>211424719
>nooo that biological white woman doesn't look like the cover art of my children's books
Robert E Howard was an incel.
>>211424890
lmao Lynda Carter could act? what about Lucy Lawless?
>>211425033
he's both. A jewish larpagan. The droves of pagan faggots he spawned probably don't even know of his origins
>you are gay if you are attracted to healthy female athletes
okay Mr. Berg. You judge the whole by the extremes, you're really just being complacent to the decadence you complain about. Talk shit about the roided trannies and support healthy people. I haven't posted one roided woman ITT.
Anonymous No.211426220 >>211430514
>>211426031
>You judge the whole by the extremes
Re-read what I posted. I make a clear distinction and agree with a healthy beauty ideal.

Then again, the girls you're posting are borderline extreme already, so there's probably something going on there.
Anonymous No.211426290
>>211416576
HOLY SEXO
Anonymous No.211426419
>>211417034
You would never expect this of her given her uniform in the ring
Anonymous No.211426685
>muscle girl
>is actually really bubbly and feminine instead of acting like a dull mannish dyke
ive only seen it done once tho
Anonymous No.211427331 >>211430514
>>211416576

Fucking hell... The difference between a babe like this and whatever this is >>211416926 for example, is like night and day. Feminine muscles versus roided creatures
Anonymous No.211427530
>>211420380
>fuck your freedoms
Anonymous No.211427615
>>211418993
gay
Anonymous No.211427626
>>211415367
it's directed by a tranny but he seems kind of based in that he recognizes that the male gaze is integral to the character's appeal and he wasn't going to have her all schlubby or covered up
Anonymous No.211427831 >>211428774
>>211419874

How many comics are just some independent guy drawing big tit girls in loincloths, swinging magic swords around at orcs and skeletons? Probably none. Everything new on those western racks is all faggot and feminine shit from Marvel and DC that is born for the landfill. They don't even care if it sells, just that it occupies space. Barnes and Noble isn't getting anything out of Larry Fink's ploy, so all they feel like allocating to it is a tiny metal rack. They might as well just refuse to purchase more from Marvel or DC, except maybe some select few toys due to the movies. The comics themselves though, fuck it
Anonymous No.211428147
>>211416456
Anonymous No.211428243
>>211415279 (OP)
Sword and sorcery is fucking gay
Anonymous No.211428370
>>211424688
A Red Sonja film with pic related would've been better than John Wick's failed spin-off
Anonymous No.211428514 >>211428804
>>211415279 (OP)
who made that
Anonymous No.211428621
>>211415279 (OP)
It needs a new paradigm and even more tits
Anonymous No.211428680
>>211416168
Cos.of the roidgut look at that abomination
Anonymous No.211428758
>>211418400
Nobody wants to see soccer legs on women
Anonymous No.211428774
>>211427831
>How many comics are just some independent guy drawing big tit girls in loincloths, swinging magic swords around at orcs and skeletons
>Probably none
Anonymous No.211428804 >>211429103
>>211428514
If only there was a way to search for things on the internet
Anonymous No.211429103
>>211428804
you try reverse image search nowadays
Anonymous No.211429210 >>211429345 >>211442890
Anonymous No.211429335 >>211440713
Anonymous No.211429345 >>211442890
>>211429210
Anonymous No.211429862
good fhread
Anonymous No.211430253
>>211417034
>you will never bury your face in her armpit
why even live
Anonymous No.211430376 >>211431829 >>211432704
>>211415279 (OP)
New death stalker out this year
Anonymous No.211430514 >>211431210
>>211426220
I know. I was responding to the
>if you are attracted to women you're gay
part, which you said again. I agree with the trauma victims part and pushing into tranny territory, when applied to the extremes. My point is you can't look at an pro FBB, and apply that judgement to healthy women with natural muscle.
>Then again, the girls you're posting are borderline extreme already, so there's probably something going on there.
They're small and natural. That last one is posing with optimal lighting, a pump and her unflexed arm is still tiny. The other one looks even smaller. If you think that's too much you're crazy. A woman quite literally can't become too masculine naturally, and I bet the ones I posted are.
>>211427331
Vladi is roided to the gills anon. She's just cycled off in that shoot
Anonymous No.211430781
>>211415279 (OP)
prison gay incel thread (worse than your regular incel thread)
Anonymous No.211430789 >>211432512 >>211443928 >>211444362
>>211415578
The testicles, hormones and penis make him a man, not the label of man.
Anonymous No.211431210
>>211430514
>A woman quite literally can't become too masculine naturally
Pushing yourself to your natural limit is pretty extreme already, especially for a woman.
Anonymous No.211431312
>>211415578
Anonymous No.211431686
>>211415578
Those shoulders/clavicles and hands are like a jumpscare every time I open one of his thumbnails.
Anonymous No.211431829 >>211432704
>>211430376
2 is the only good one anyway
Anonymous No.211431879 >>211435980
>>211418993
If you think that is a butterface, I'd love to know what you think of sidney sweeney who is a legit butterface.
Anonymous No.211432213 >>211442028
>>211419874
I remember an article saying editors from my country like manga because it sells, the japanese will publish stuff to sell with things people like. Meanwhile, american manga doesn't matter because it doesn't sell, so the americans won't even waste their time trying to publish something interesting.
Anonymous No.211432402
>>211415578
>you will call a man a man

Yeah?
Anonymous No.211432512
>>211430789
what a horrible day to have working eyesight
Anonymous No.211432599 >>211432950
>>211415486
>barbarian so she's known to hate magic and wizards
>grabs and rapes a wizard's apprentice, draining the mana from his balls and ruining his apprenticeship once his master learns what a fucking slut he's tutoring
oh boy
Anonymous No.211432704
>>211430376
neat
>>211431829
its true
Anonymous No.211432950
>>211432599
more like she'd turn you into a eunuch and shove your staff up your ass
Anonymous No.211433560 >>211433801 >>211433832 >>211438067
A remake of Deathstalker is going to come out at some point. Written and directed by the guy who made Psycho Goreman and The Void; which means it will probably be a retarded comedy.
Anonymous No.211433612
>An affectionate muscle woman will never hug you until your spine makes cracking sounds.
Anonymous No.211433801
>>211433560
but will it have rape?
Anonymous No.211433832
>>211433560
That's super gay. Sword and Sorcery only works when it's 100% earnest. I advocate the killing of all insincerityfags.
Anonymous No.211433929
Anonymous No.211434032 >>211436193
Anonymous No.211435980
>>211431879
>I'd love to know what you think of sidney sweeney who is a legit butterface.
Ugly + titcow.
Anonymous No.211436022
>>211416168
>women
Anonymous No.211436061 >>211436885
>>211416168
>>211416395
i wouldn't mind having sex with these women if you catch my drift
Anonymous No.211436193
>>211434032
mommy
Anonymous No.211436401
>>211415530
>dungeons & dragons
>faerun
just awful. american bastardization of european tales

>>211419182
do u even rock bro
Anonymous No.211436437
>>211419214
what genres arent dead
Anonymous No.211436499
fuck you all
Anonymous No.211436574
>>211415367
>directed by M. J. Bassett
>In 2017, Bassett came out as trans
Anonymous No.211436693 >>211436896 >>211438776
For me, it's Xinia.
Anonymous No.211436720
>>211421567
Just condense 10,000 pages into a 3 hour movie bro!
Anonymous No.211436798 >>211436833 >>211439396
>>211415803
Because men used to look like picrel. Now all you have is skinny jean wearing 115'b s.o.i-boys so op's female pic looks manly kek
Anonymous No.211436833 >>211439396
>>211436798
Forgot picrel
Anonymous No.211436885
>>211436061
>if you catch my drift
I don't get it. What is "having sex with these women" a metaphor for?
Anonymous No.211436896
>>211436693
I want to get raped by a girl like this. She can even do buttstuffs with me.
Anonymous No.211437000
>>211424494
Those fucking man feet
Anonymous No.211437801
>>211415279 (OP)
Two things

People are too sensitive and up their own ass about the content of movies. A bunch of men and women running around in skimpy outfits, killing people and getting laid scares the modern zoomer and they won’t turn up to the theater to see it even if they cast well known actors.

The other thing is modern filming techniques have robbed all the mystery and interest from that type of film. It used to be you’d be out on locations filming set pieces and filling in the blanks with miniatures or matte paintings. Any kind of CGI or special effects would be for the really heightened moments. Now these types of movies are made by having actors in leather panties run around a gigantic green cube in a warehouse somewhere and everything else is filled in later by some slave labor chinaman or Indian.
Anonymous No.211438067
>>211433560
>Implying original Deathstalker wasn't already a retarded comedy and number 2 a parody of itself
Anonymous No.211438552
>>211415530
too many browns
Anonymous No.211438776 >>211439059
>>211436693
fake tits suck
Anonymous No.211438845
>>211418107
>jacked 5'5 woman who had like six kids with a 6'4 roided out chad convict (traphouse security) with swastika tattoos on his elbows.
based
Anonymous No.211439059
>>211438776
suck fake tits
Anonymous No.211439325
>>211418804
The proper technique for a foot massage is that I use my head and face like a battering ram and massage wand.
Anonymous No.211439396
>>211436798
>>211436833
Anyone that loves 80s campy action movies should see this.
Anonymous No.211440039 >>211440241 >>211440333
>>211415367
Yes.

>>211420358
>that faggot Bryan Singer and they cast some mutt

How is 2019 treating you, sar?
Anonymous No.211440241 >>211440278
>>211440039
can't wait to see her in a metal bikini (pic related is not the bikini version
Anonymous No.211440278 >>211440372 >>211440561
>>211440241
She needed to bulk up and get fake tits. Too flat for Sonja.
Anonymous No.211440333 >>211441404
>>211440039
They originally cast that mutt from Ant Man and the Wasp that plays Ghost, but she got recast and they chose this supermodel instead.
Anonymous No.211440372 >>211440429 >>211440479
>>211440278
>get fake tits
Die.
Anonymous No.211440392
>>211425033
>The muscle thing is definitely practiced by trauma victims though and also fetishized by what I suspect in are bisexuals

Probably just a reaction to 70% of western females being overweight/obese, so the idea of a white woman being not only not-fat, but actually fit is fantasy in and of itself.
Anonymous No.211440429 >>211440561
>>211440372
Ok wear prosthetic ones then.
Anonymous No.211440479 >>211440561
>>211440372
You should have the body for the job, so either she gets fake tits or gets out of business.
Anonymous No.211440561 >>211440624
>>211440278
>>211440479
>>211440429

nah. pic related >>211425556 is the bodytype that would be ideal for the role. if matilda has a decent sized ass, then she matches pretty closely imo
Anonymous No.211440624
>>211440561
She has.

t. Revenge
Anonymous No.211440713
>>211429335
cabbage cap
Anonymous No.211440761 >>211441993
>>211421532
>>211421667
>>211421615
Sylvia could kill every woman (and man) ITT
Anonymous No.211440945
>>211415404
>female with tits and ass
you might be a homosexual
Anonymous No.211440998 >>211441053 >>211443171
>>211421532
was looking for the sauce until it hit me it's ai
Jesus.. it's really over, huh?
Anonymous No.211441053
>>211440998
It was over before it even began
Anonymous No.211441277 >>211441455
Anonymous No.211441394
My feeling is that the modern audience wouldn't accept how trashy it has to be in order for it to work.
Anonymous No.211441404
>>211440333
That's what I was referring to with 2019. Singer & mutt haven't been attached to this film in 6 years. Basically like complaining that The Batman 2 will suck because it will star George Clooney and be directed by Joel Schumacher.
Anonymous No.211441455 >>211445701
>>211441277
holy based
shouldnt it be queen tho
Anonymous No.211441943 >>211442005
>>211415530
unironically not terrible, but it was gay there were that many minorities in my swords movie
Anonymous No.211441993
>>211440761
That's so fucking hot holy shit
Anonymous No.211442005 >>211442080
>>211441943
>many minorities
wouldn't even have been bad but look at that poster: the three males are obviously gay-bait (roughly same soi-infused facial structure) while one woman is a dyke and the other, the white one, is the self-important feminist stinker kind (if you ever met one you know what I'm talking about)
them being minorities is the least problem, the problem is that they are all pajeet tier who shit in the middle of the film
Anonymous No.211442028 >>211445638
>>211419846
>>211419874
>>211432213
What makes it even funnier is like most and I mean like above 90% most, of the American comics sold in book stores today are Scholastics as in the book fair in school as in RIF. DC and Marvel are so woke and gay and terrible no one fucking buys them and everyone just buys manga and scholastics.
And it's even fucking funnier when you consider DC and marvel have what 90 years of back issues? close to 100? Like they aren't selling new shit. they are selling like watchmen and shit from the 70s and 80s. no one is buying the new shit
Anonymous No.211442043 >>211442097
americans are so closeted kek it's so funny
Anonymous No.211442080 >>211442132
>>211442005
one of the chicks is Michelle Rodriguez. she's cool, she was just over 40 when the film came out and walled to hell and back
Anonymous No.211442097
>>211442043
>bragging about being a third worlder
what a weird post
Anonymous No.211442132
>>211442080
she was cool because she never rubbed into your face... like in this movie
Anonymous No.211442160
Because 90% of your preconceived ideas of sword and sorcery aren't based on the actual works of howard or even later authors like moorcock and leiber they're based on frazetta paintings and the trash movies that came about in the 80s
Like how every retard in this thread thinks sword and sorcery means going shirtless and loincloths despite the fact that conan wears armor in almost every single one of the stories
Anonymous No.211442192
>>211424207
>>211424890
>implying any of the diversity hires can act
Anonymous No.211442208
>>211425655
I know its great
Anonymous No.211442248
>>211415578
Anonymous No.211442311 >>211442576
Bond came to the conclusion that Tilly Masterton was one of those girls whose hormones had got mixed up. He knew the type well and thought they and their male counterparts were a direct consequence of giving votes to women and 'sex equality'. As a result of fifty years of emancipation, feminine qualities were dying out or being transferred to the males. Pansies of both sexes were everywhere, not yet completely homosexual, but confused, not knowing what they were. The result was a herd of unhappy sexual misfitsβ€”barren and full of frustrations, the women wanting to dominate and the men to be nannied. He was sorry for them, but he had no time for them. Bond smiled sourly to himself as he remembered his fantasies about this girl as they sped along the valley of the Loire. Entre Deux Seins indeed!

- Ian Fleming, Goldfinger (1959)
Anonymous No.211442406 >>211445746
>>211416168
This bitch farts on stream every chance she gets
Anonymous No.211442443
>>211415530
that was total chi shit.
Anonymous No.211442576 >>211442596
>>211442311
the ultimate humiliation ritual is that Fleming has written every "Bond girl" to be between the ages of 18 and 23 while in the movies they are almost all 25-50 (!!!)
Anonymous No.211442596
>>211442576
>25-50
35-50
oops speedposting
but if we are already here be sure to check out To Live and Let Die, the only Bond book/movie inspired by real events (Fleming being annoyed by his negro neighbours)
Anonymous No.211442654
>>211415578
bunter i love you
Anonymous No.211442670
>>211416168
gamer girls look like this!?
Anonymous No.211442870
Anonymous No.211442890
>>211429210
>>211429345
I want her to smash the patriarchy, with me starring as the Patriarchy
Anonymous No.211443103
I've noticed that a lot of low T guys tend to idealise the exact profile of woman that makes for a good lead in a romantic comedy, the type of guys who think Anne Hathaway is a 10. Pretty, unusually and stylishly modest, undeveloped "default mode" skinnyfat with average tits and ass.
Then there's the "guy with a little dick and a Porsche"-bro who idealise the underfed model type: striking and harsh faces, the skinnier the better. Imagine a gay man pretending to be straight and describing his ideal woman, incongruent with the appetites of most straight men.
Two things are guaranteed to drive both groups irrationally crazy to the point where they HAVE to offer their opinion: muscular women and/or woman with breast implants. They're like most bitter Plain Janes who lose their minds when they see a woman who is overtly sexy and stacked.
They appears to be interested in women but more on an intellectual or social-signalling level, the prospect of enjoying a woman built and optimised for sexual performance and pleasure can't be enjoyed for it's own sake and revolts them.
Anonymous No.211443171
>>211440998
jfc you subhumans are pathetic
Anonymous No.211443403
I would actually really love to have a live action adaptation of a Heavy Metal movie. There are so many stories that absolutely tick every single box that I like, its ridiculous. Huge epic battles, exotic locations, blood, death, violence, mature and adult themes, every guy is a chiselled adonis and every woman has huge tits, firm round asses and every single one of them is absolutely gorgeous. A sword and sorcery movie that is literally a two hour version of the "CONTACT!" scene from Predator. Heavy Metal's on sword and sorcery is just tremendous with the most sumptuous artwork you have ever laid eyes on in a comic book and its a shame that there has only been two low-budget animated adaptions but my god, they were able to do some pretty amazing things with what it is they had to work with.

I would love to see live-action iterations of the works Serpieri, Luis and Romulo Royo, Boris Vallejo, Julie Bell, and Frank Frazetta. Like, a real genuine attempt at an adaptation to capture the essence and feelings their images can. It will never happen, but man, its overdue.
Anonymous No.211443742
>>211415279 (OP)
isnt nolans next film called odyssey? and hasnt cameron bought the rights for some fantasy book?
Anonymous No.211443778
>>211415578
absolutely disgusting, male jawline, borderline anorexic, fake push up tits, too many teeth, feet look disgusting, hughmungous hands, jewish nose, probably jewish to.

This is why i welcome islam, they need to take over the west and correct all this degeneracy
Anonymous No.211443790
>>211416168
Because thats basically a man, you might gay bruv
Anonymous No.211443815
>>211417022
thank you, im sick of all these faggots thinking "fit" women with arms like men and legs like men and chests like men are actually women, they have more test than all of you brev, its focking disgusting
Anonymous No.211443860
>>211418787
reminder a single anklet on the right foot means shes open for sex and is a massive cock slut, left leg means shes taken and not looking for sex, all these preteens at swimming pools and beaches get me rock hard when i see them running around with it on the right leg
Anonymous No.211443867
the world has become too cynical. the magic is gone
Anonymous No.211443896
>>211425556
MY DIUCK is there any rape scene of this bitch
Anonymous No.211443928
>>211430789
mentally ill
Anonymous No.211443944
>>211425556
indeed, soft and juicy instead of hard and chewy
unless we go for straight-up acrobatic cunny who ran away from home and joined the circus
Anonymous No.211443995
>>211415578
that will never be a woman
Anonymous No.211444058 >>211444093 >>211446805
Anonymous No.211444093
>>211444058
how much social credit for one of those?
Anonymous No.211444261 >>211445602
>>211415578
There's a huge difference between a fit/buff woman and a troon........ one cares about their physique, and the other is a cross dressing homosexual man
Anonymous No.211444362
>>211430789
>these people are mentally sane and normal
Anonymous No.211444375 >>211444694
Anonymous No.211444422 >>211444468
>>211415530
>that post
>all those replies
Oh it's another "/tv/ doesn't know what S&S is" episode.
Anonymous No.211444468
>>211444422
The genre died long before a good half of modern users were even born.
Anonymous No.211444477
>>211415578
Because it is.
Anonymous No.211444694 >>211445065 >>211445537
>>211444375
Anonymous No.211445065
>>211444694
Yeah, I'm thinkin based
Anonymous No.211445459 >>211445533 >>211445554
>>211415279 (OP)
lately i picked up some Conan stuff and the short stories would be perfect for 12, 45 mins long episode seasons, released in batches of 3 (each 3 batch release adapts a short story). They would no need to have any overarching story, just Conan doing Conan stuff. He arrives somewhere, fucks shit up, then leaves.
Have hot and fit actors, leave out DEI shit and it would be successful.
Anonymous No.211445533 >>211445614 >>211445752
>>211445459
>leave out DEI shit
it's funny because Conan is a pretty diverse series so there's a lot of opportunities to have blacks and arabs as the bad guys
Anonymous No.211445537
>>211444694
Always hated ab exercises, always, and am not obsessed with the ultra defined blocky abs either so I simply let them develop as a result of compounds and do dragon flags twice a week after pull.
Anonymous No.211445554 >>211445647
>>211445459
tell it to musk, he has the money to produce it, the autism to make sure nobody slips a snake up his ass, and the free time now that he broke up with mr T
also he made a baby with that weird girl so he's probably a decent guy
Anonymous No.211445602
>>211444261
>one cares about their physique
Especially if you're fit yourself.
Anonymous No.211445614
>>211445533
i know the first word in DEI is diverse but it's not the same. I meant Netflix-Disney-Jewish_Race_War DEI not pre-2010 diversity.
Anonymous No.211445638
>>211442028
I find it funny how Solo Leveling mogged the shit out of Marvel and DC. Shows what people are actually looking for in their entertainment.
Anonymous No.211445647 >>211445671 >>211446158
>>211445554
i think i'll rather just make enough movie to produce it myself. that way i have full control. first season of witcher was around 90 mill, if i cut out the hebrew fees, i can do it for even cheaper.
Anonymous No.211445671 >>211446158
>>211445647
meant to say *make enough money to produce it myself.
Anonymous No.211445677
>>211424256
>Not planning to hold back
>Rating below NC-17
So they are holding back
Reminder the shitty 2012 Conan got R, and they had to artificially switch things around to not be just PG-13
Anonymous No.211445701
>>211441455
>shouldnt it be queen tho
Nah, Demon King's whoever is ruling the Demons whether it's a dude or girl.
Anonymous No.211445722
>>211425556
The striations are what get me.
Anonymous No.211445746
>>211442406
Bullshit. I need proof.
Anonymous No.211445752
>>211445533
Other anon covered it but it really is funny how DEI acts in direct opposition to what it claims to be:
>Homogeneity
>Favouritism
>Exclusion
Anonymous No.211445821 >>211446699
>Conan being appropriated by political hucksters and le heckin muscle mommy OF simps
Grim.
Anonymous No.211446158 >>211446848
>>211445647
>>211445671
u'd probably need 200mil and promise not to use any CGI
Anonymous No.211446699
>>211445821
>t. zoomershit who never read anything with Conan in it, but still yapping up
Anonymous No.211446805
>>211444058
Name?
Anonymous No.211446848 >>211447068
>>211446158
100 mill and props. we have a deal?
Anonymous No.211447068 >>211447536
>>211446848
those props & sets people are dead jim you need to train new ones
Anonymous No.211447101 >>211447278
i mean they are retired, not dead-dead... although most of them are dead-dead
>imagine that star wars was made with people born in the 1920s
Anonymous No.211447278
>>211447101
Just go watch Flash Gordon from 1936.
Lucas is a MASSIVE hack
Anonymous No.211447536 >>211447786
>>211447068
I have friends who work in the industry, and I'm happy to train new talent. even if I don't make money, if those people make quality shit later, I'm good
Anonymous No.211447786 >>211448494
>>211447536
based fossil
Anonymous No.211447880
>>211419952
>airplanes exist
>transgenders exist
>therefore airplanes cause transgenders
you should kill yourself
Anonymous No.211448494 >>211448520
>>211447786
bro I'm 33
Anonymous No.211448520 >>211448597
>>211448494
woah tell me about the great war
Anonymous No.211448597 >>211449277
>>211448520
it was full cgi, but low poly
Anonymous No.211449277
>>211448597
>low poly but hd smell