Thread 211415412

Most underrated actor of the past 100 years

I would rate him higher, but you know...

>>211415412 (OP)
Very overlooked

He's on a shortlist for the next Austin Powers film

midge fucking shits

>>211415412 (OP)
For some reason he only gets small parts

>>211415412 (OP)
Yeah, he's been lowballed.

>>211415754
Got the short end of the stick.

>>211415412 (OP)
me warwick davis and a baseball bat, what a minute that would be

>>211415412 (OP)
I don't know man, I don't exactly see this guy as a man of great stature.

>>211416008
How far do you think he'd fly? Could you score a home run?

>>211415412 (OP)
He heightens every performance

>>211416093
Why are you using my name?

Toss, kick, or starve?

>>211417094
fridge

>>211415412 (OP)
Imagine being born the size of a grain of rice.

Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin

>>211415412 (OP)
His decades in Hollywood have given him a big head

>>211417285
this but for barron

>>211417285
I appreciate this anon, as I wrote this post back in 2019 when hungover at college and it kickstarted the 2019-2020 Warwickposting era.

>>211419860
I still say "Yes, I will have ensured warwick davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his own mutant son" sometimes to myself and laugh a bit. The sight of char siu sauce amuses me

>>211415412 (OP)
Didn't Cartman beat this guy up once?

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>>211420277
Kys

>>211415412 (OP)
kinda dreamy in Willow, even more than Kilmer. Now he has a republican's face

>>211415412 (OP)
midge

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>>211415823
>wheels behind you

>>211415644
kek

career was ended short

>>211423684
sensible solution for jeremy renner

>>211417285
Nonono youve got it all wrong. Chop off his arms and legs but keep him alive so he is even more of a nugget then he already is. Then tie a rope around him and dangle him off a birdge into the water, dunking him until he almost drowns then keep doing it. Then just set his nugget body on the side of said bridge and karate kick him in and walk away.