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>QOTDWhat are some action flicks that are good, and suitable for an adult with above average IQ?
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>>211417813 (OP)Dingo bake? A Bittersweet Life.
>>211417813 (OP)>and stagingBASED
>>211417813 (OP)>stagingUnfathomaly based
>Basically the same edition as last Not based.
>>211417813 (OP)>high IQ action flicksCome Drink With Me
A Touch of Zen
Dragon Inn
The Fate of Lee Khan
>>211417965Dingotic bake actually.
>>211418324The fate of Lee Khan is to come drink with me with a touch of zen at the dragon inn.
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>>211417813 (OP)I'm generally a big fan of pre-Handover Hong Kong Action Cinema (HKAC), but in answer to your specific question, a lot of heroic bloodshed is tolerable, good even if you can grok context. Last Hurrah for Chivalry is a pretty good spin on wuxia, for example. On a tangent, I don't think this requires IQ to appreciate, but I really love the solid, snappy, contiguous choreography of mid-80s to 90s HKAC (from certain directors/action choreographers, e.g. Sammo). Seeing a multi-minute sequence of complex moves with no cuts, doubles, CG, etc. is awe-inspiring. I love those flicks. I actually can’t watch police story any more, it gives me weird painful nostalgia for a life and time that is gone forever.
Pro British hong cucks made me hate that gay ass little Chinese province that acts like it’s sovereign
>>211417813 (OP)>back when Japan used to make actual movies with effort
>>211418655Stay mad, Hong Kong is british, just like Macau is portuguese.
>>211418970And we call Taiwan Formosa here.
>>211418583Wow Maggie has definitely had some work done over the years
>>211419149Maybe, but she did just have a little babyfat in her face on her early stuff, and she's making a face there.
>>211417813 (OP)>QODRobocop, Total Recall and Starship Troopers.
>>211419669Don't forget Showgirls
>>211420086Not an action movie though.
>>211420339for some definitions of action
>>211419908Kek this movie sucked. I don’t know why I actually went and saw it.
>>211417813 (OP)>What are some action flicks that are good, and suitable for an adult with above average IQ?
>>211420339is Buster Keaton an action movie?
>>211421055no any black and white movie is either a documentary or a drama. i don't make the rules
>>211421124It actually wasn’t even okay. It was laughably bad.
>>211421124And how is that one?
Has anyone seen "Johns" with David Arquette?
>>211417813 (OP)I prefer her in the Prisoner 701 movies
real tough guys, they're all tough guys
lady snowblood is a rape revenge thriller.
Evening Gadonbros. I love Sarah Gadon.
Back on my three films a day, three books a week shit.
>>211422886so jelly. i hate having a full time job and being a student
>>211418583>it gives me weird painful nostalgia for a life and time that is gone forever.Just the fact that HK Cinema is over is such a fucking sadness.
>>211422966I work 5 days a week for about 4-6 hours. I’m not in school though, and I definitely don’t have friends.
>>211422991It's one of my favorite things. I wonder why everyone is so up in arms about colonialism, it never fails to produce kino
>>211423951Thank you fren! Do we have sex now?
The name is Faggot, Carax Faggot, Caraxfag for short, also known as Austrianfag, Czechfag, megaanon, Aus Bro, Turk Pleb…. and Bookum. The truth is I wasn’t always in this wheelchair, I didn’t always drink estrogen coffee, nor was I always a Caraxfag, diese geschichte macht mich traurig… the truth is I once was a dancer, a lover, a sex master, and a lover of cinema, but I was betrayed and ended up in this state, sitting in my wheelchair and posting all day long… Ich habe meine Hoden verloren, and now only can relate to Carax. Boo hoo boo hoo. I’m in a wheel chair after all. Meine zwei großen Leidenschaften, Tanz und Sex, sind vorbei.… est is vorbei
physical comedies --> action films
>>211417813 (OP)WEEYUU PEEYUU WEEYUU PEEYUU WEEYUU PEEYUU WEEYUU PEEYUU
>>211423000You have me as well, but no sex, i'll watch you and the other anon do it though.
>>211424940My two great loves sex and dance ended when I ended up in this wheelchair
Was watching Lars Von Trier’s melancholia but realized bed time is coming up, so I had to pause it immediately. Do you guys think I’ll have a nightmare, thanks in advance!
>>211424618that's not up to you :)
>>211425115No, I don't think so. I was browsing some porn and found vids by a girl I used to know from years ago, shit is amazing. Films for this feel?
I want to help out Bookum out of his wheelchair into his bed, tuck him and kiss him goodnight on his forehead. Everything will be alright.
>>211425147Wildly Available - Michael Nolin
Eustache
Zucca
Five senses
exotica
You know, the classics.
>>211418052Alright anon, you've convinced me to start with Jancso. Are his films similar to Angelopoulos? I've heard people compare the two
There's a Rohmer thread that's been up for five hours now, /tv/ is healing.
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Death to everyone here! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I marathoned all of Werner Herzog's filmography and I'm really confused. Is he anarcho-socialist or radical capitalist?
>>211425308I'll be honest with ya, never seen a single Angelopoulos photoplay... Describe them to me.
>>211425784Huxley family-tier Gnostic, Lunar Society Darwinist, Libertine elite, as seen in Salt and Fire.
Ignore his entire post-German narrative films except Invincible, My Son, bad lieutenant, and salt and fire
>>211425945Are you incorporating his documentary films in this assessment?
>>211426028The death row movie is the liberal humanism such a type would support along with the primitive cult stuff and implicit drug usage as seen in Francis Huxley and Jeremy Narby. He’s like a Neo-Royal Society type but centered in America with Epstein and Laurence Krauss. A “humanist”
>>211426333Also films praising Gorbachev
Films, and any component of any film, that try to mimic or replicate reality or be "believable"/"convincing" or something like that are pointless. Film is an inherently artificial and fake medium, no matter what choices you make to the acting, camera work, aesthetics, etc, it will come across as artificial and fake, so trying to make films more "realistic" goes against said nature. "Naturalistic" acting for example gets invalided by the fact that the person playing the character is an ACTor, meaning there will always be some level of exaggeration and will never replicate the real thing like it wants to. Even if the ACTor did truly replicate the real thing, it will just clash against everything else which is even more artificial, just making any choice with camera movement, lens, lighting, framing comes across as immediately noticeable and fake. It bears similarity to trannies saying they're women and trying to be them by copying basic aesthetics, despite there being obvious signs that they're men (bone structure, jawline, adams apple, etc).
>>211426333The death row movie REALLY confused me. Herzog asserts certain things in person while cavalierly showing damning things to the contrary. It almost seemed like expert trolling. Like the Antarctica movie allegedly about wildlife which was actually an anthropological study of kooks who choose to live there. I have a hard time pinning this guy down ideologically, but he seems based
>>211417813 (OP)>What are some action flicks that are good, and suitable for an adult with above average IQ?Anything Michael Mann, John Woo, King Hu and Herzogs action films.
>>211426567Nope. Cinema verite is the only true filmmaking form and should be improved upon not ignored. Tricking people into "acting" when they're unaware is the next step. Reality TV could have been the next evolution but laws about alerting people to the presence of cameras prevented it from apotheosis
>>211426774>Tricking people into "acting" when they're unaware is the next step.Will inherently fail to immitate real emotions because of the tack you even need to "trick" people into "acting". Its the fact that you even need to get them to "act" (play pretend) in the first place that will make attempts to make it realistic fail.
>Reality TV could have been the next evolution but laws about alerting people to the presence of cameras prevented it from apotheosisLMAO
>>211426916*fact + my post wasn't only about acting, it was about the fact that everything about film is artifical and fake and try to steer it away from that will always drive attention to it
>>211425858Very slow. Minimal dialogue, beautiful long takes. His early films are focused on Greek history and mythology, later films are more personal. A lot of socialist and anti-fascist themes
>>211426916>>211426976There is something about exposing people to cameras for extended periods of time. You get something out of it... it isn't exactly real, but it can often be interesting, and it is possible to craft useful drama from it. Whoever knew that editors would be the true creators in our new society? And no, The Avengers isn't superior to Big Brother
>>211408521>>if i ever have a daughter she shall be named Isabel.This but either Jessica or Elana.
>>211413671Thanks anon. Added to my watchlist.
>>211427339>There is something about exposing people to cameras for extended periods of time.Are you talking about documentaries? My post was more talking about shit like Mumblecore and Social Realism which intended to be "realistic" but still contain elements of cinema that are inherently fake and artifical
>>211427609I'm talking about the evolution of cinema verite, which is to film unsuspecting people and then edit it into narratives. The only hurdle is retarded laws
>>211427698In that case, it stills seems fatuous because it is desperatley trying make the film "real" and "grounded", while also wanting to have the best parts of acting and editing, which draw attention to the fact what you're watching is fake.
>>211417813 (OP)What's with east asians and eyebags? Do they just want them because they don't have them? I get that their heads look like eggs with teeth and slits for eyes, but eyebags? Find something else to enhance.
>>211427948It's all shadows on the cave wall in the end motherfucker
Cinema Verite never existed. Have you actually seen Maysles films? The people put on a show for the camera.
>>211428013I would like to enhance my penis.
>>211428457So do people with no camera around
>>211428341Then why say cinema verite is the only "true" filmmaking form if they're both "shadows on the cave wall in the end"?
>>211428489Wouldn’t we all? Mine is too big. I’m talking Jonah Falcon type shit. I need a few inches and some girth taken off. You hear that lecchi? I hope you’re having a good day bbygirl.
>>211428341You seem to be the kind of retard who believes the obviously fake shadows on the cave wall are real. I mean, I want the real shit to be real, and the fact that so much fake shit is presented as real is an actual problem. However, shit that's not real, and never claims to be, doesn't have to pretend to be real. In fact, it loses something by pretending to be real, considering no one in real life actually behaves the way they do in movies or TV shows.
>>211428489I've got some googly eyes and sprinkles, faggot.
>>211428558You sound like such a faggot I doubt you even have a dick. But I guess you're the type who likes hearing that, you fucking subhuman.
>>211428556b/c it's aspirational instead of miring in the muck. enjoy your hog slop
>>211428727Haha good one lecchi! I’m about to rewatch love exposure again!
>>211428608nothing is real. what aspires to be real is deserving of praise. what wallows should be left in fakeness
>Boocuck melting down for 2 straight threads
Estrogen coffee and high levels of alcohol consumption are taking their toll.... What a sad case!
>>211428746>Pretending to real is "aspirational" despite being not realLike the millions of trannies who think they're women despite obviously being men is "aspirational"?
>>211428795The fuck is that, faggot?
>>211428799Things that aspire to be real, but that come across as fake, are disgusting beyond belief. If something doesn't pretend to be real to begin with, you don't expect it to be real, so you don't feel insulted when watching it.
Of course, there's an endless plethora of variations on this theme, with more or less realism, and I do lean towards realism, but trying to be completely realistic has never worked out, and isn't a goal in itself. It literally can't work and has never been done.
>>211428988i don't see why we're talking about trannies. i don't want to think about or discuss trannies, but certain types of people bring them up all the time for no apparent reason. but in your analogy you'd prefer trannies who are just obviously totally fake to ones who try? or what are you even saying? why the fuck did you introduce trannies into this discussion? can you examine yourself before replying?
>>211428923He's saving these threads (partially), but anons gotta collaborate to get the full effect.
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>>211428799>nothing is real. what aspires to be real is deserving of praise. what wallows should be left in fakeness
>>211429106it has been done many times. check out the real world season 4.
>>211429187I strongly suggest that you kill yourself.
>>211429137>i don't see why we're talking about trannies. i don't want to think about or discuss trannies, but certain types of people bring them up all the time for no apparent reason. but in your analogy you'd prefer trannies who are just obviously totally fake to ones who try? or what are you even saying?I brought up trannies to make a point that something shouldn't pretend to be something it was obviously was never meant to be. In the case of my analogy, I'd prefer trannies not give into the delusion that they're women at all.
>>211427111>Very slow. Minimal dialogue, beautiful long takesThis is very fitting for Jancso. His work is also ripe with excellent choreography and staging, and preoccupied with the themes of oppression and abuse of power. In his films there are socialist motiffs too but they're lowkey anti-Soviet... like how he shows the repression of the 1848 revolution... it's almost an allegory for the 1956 revolution.. ya dig? Also some anti-war films in his repertoire, The Red and the White is a genuine masterpiece. You mentioned Greek myths, now this is a surprising coincidence, he directed an adaptation of Electra with only 12 shots.
>>211428923Bro is pulling out half of his gimmicky personalities when there're probably 4-5 people who still post who can recognize what he's doing. I bet all the newfags are just wincing at the cringe he exudes.
Idiot wind, blowing through the flowers on your tomb
Blowing through the curtains in your room
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth
You’re an idiot, babe
It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe
Great thread, niggas. At this pace, I'll finally be able to bake in a few hours.
>>211429153He hasn't saved shit and I refuse to enable him in his ongoing meltie.
>bookum made all the regulars except costatranny fuck off
the power of advanced autism
We are all just actors in the movie of life, and we don't even realize it.
>>211429563You want Dingo back?
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>>211429563What's your waifu?
>>211429592obviously i don't want that letterboxd spamming faggot back
>>211429290have you even seen it?
>>211429563Some of us are here still but when Bookum shows up it’s best to go into lurk mode for a while.
>>211416269That's probably more impressive than my find. Never would've guessed that'd be an actual song.
>Kids ReturnGood taste
>>211426567Most based post itt.
>>211429690You don't have a waifu?
>>211419149No she hasn't she would never do that to me.
Cinema is artificial, embrace the artifice.
>>211429563You're forever obsessed with me and trannies, cocksucker, kys.
>>211429930NTA but you said you were a woman on the inside, shouldn't surprise you when people refer to you as a tranny.
>>211429563All the newfag regulars like Dingo and waifufags are garbage and the oldfag regulars went through bigger Bookum meltdowns and know him well.
>>211429775Yep, times like this I either post in other threads or (attempt to) watch a movie.
>>211429837I do.
>>211429927It's a beautiful name.
>>211429930Come on, you brought it onto yourself like
>>211429971 said. Stop being so sensitive and try being consistent for once in your life.
>>211429971What does that even mean, in your eyes? Couldn't it be a reference to something mystical. I don't care that people call me a tranny, I'm just forever intrigued by the fact that the lowercase dude has taken the time to style type my posts in his head to such accuracy that he always knows when I'm posting and also always talks about trannies. I think he wants to get dicked down by /film/, not even gonna sugarcoat it.
>>211430113I will do whatever the fuck I want, in fact, you've inspired me to do so.
>>211430182Then I and others here will continue to call you Costatranny. Cope.
>>211430248Cope what? Bro, I don't care, I just think it's pathetic that you only think about trannies. Gay.
>>211430018The newer regulars are garbage because we don't engage with Bookum during his meltdowns? Right…
>>211430374No, most of you are garbage for other reasons, like:
Terrible taste
Shit personalities
Making /film/ a social cocksucking club
The list goes on...
Not engaging with Bookum also shows a lack of ethics in board games.
Anyone want to discuss HKAC? HKACanon here, back for one day only.
>>211426673He’s a trans humanist, depicting the common man as an animal to be overcome, yet sympathetic in his primacy. It’s why he defended Trump supporters. His German period, invincible, and Salt and Fire affirm this, which is why salt and fire is his over looked crown basically advocating for Jeffrey Epstein types. He had to cover his tracks with the bad Queen of the Desert and bad Family Romance.
>>211430142>What does that even mean, in your eyes? Couldn't it be a reference to something mystical.I'm just telling you why people call you a tranny, i don't do it myself.
>>211430557Didn't say you did it.
>>211430549I love this perspective and despite familiarity with transhumanism never considered it. Haha, holy shit
>>211430509Thoughts on the pyromaniac Ringo Lam? School On Fire is the most anti-authoritarian incendiary punk film ever made.
>>211430332>Bro, I don't careOh, you care. You care a lot, dude. You and Dingo are two of the most sensitive bitches here and make it known almost every time you post.
>>211430451>Making /film/ a social cocksucking clubHasn't it always been that? Are you forgetting the infamous /film/ trooncords and how 4chan generals work? You just hate the new regulars in this long-running social club despite not proving yourself to be any better.
>Not engaging with Bookum also shows a lack of ethics in board games.Why should I care about Bookum over anyone else here? Because he's been here longer than a year? Fuck me, someone thought *I* was Bookum before I even posted in /film/!
Queen of the Desert is Anne Besant Royal society, secularism to Thesophy fusion he just gave to retarded Hollywood types to handle who mangled it into generic garbage. The Franco scene, the affair, the idolatry of her as Goddess, the poetry scenes. Mangled by dilettantes.
Family Romance, Japan as England 2.0– Matthew C Perry Japan isolationism end, better than Queen of Desert.
>>211430549>>211430774He seems very synmpathetic towards megalomaniacs, or at least to drives one into megalomania, it's all in the drive to transcend your condition in often grandiose bombastic risky way from what i understand, he seems most interested in the drive man/the individual has to push things beyond. Does that make sense?
>>211430854No, if anything, you seem like a sensitive, butthurt dude, despite you trying to cover it up with a nonchalant image. I think you're a massive bitch, if you weren't that way, you wouldn't be smitten by me one year later. Look at this long ass reply of yours lol!
So, I'll go back to fapping to my Hitomi joint, but just know that you, my nigga, have a special place in my heart. You're unironically Heath Ledger's Joker: a massively butthurt fag hiding behind a clown mask, always have been, always will be. A sore loser.
>>211430374You're garbage because you're unfunny spergs with uninteresting taste and gimmicks less funny than Bookum's (hard feat to achieve). Basic babies with no personalities.
>>211431027Yep, that's a fine way to put it. High school clique primadonnas but grown up into middle aged men.
>>211430823I've seen almost all of his films and found every one lacking. I don't think he's a good director, although he has corralled impressive talent from time to time. Usually in simulacra of other better directors. The Anti-Tarantino Page of the archaic Web documented QT's borrowing from City on Fire, but I don't think that gives Ringo Lam made status. At best, I've liked his films. There isn't one that I love.
>>211430774He’s part of a cabal pushing it basically, why else would Lawrence Krauss be in Salt and Fire, and who is Michael Shannon supposed to be? Also the proto vegan St. Francis veneration at the end? Odd film, kind of afraid to outright say it so conceals it with Lawrence Krauss cameos and autistic acting. Martyrdom as a form of castration. “I must turn myself in” Sommerfield just being Female Arnold Sommerfeld. He’s really pushing this Hg Wells Eloi agenda.
>>211430963Yes, this makes sense
>>211426772>Anything Michael MannEspecially Ferrari, starring Canadian actress Sarah Gadon
>>211430509Favorite Chang Cheh? And who's a director you feel is underrated/overlooked?
>>211430963It’s showing the folly of man. The drive is good, but the will exceeds the limit of the body. It’s leftist in the way that abortion and birth control stems from white supremacist environmentalists like Stoddard and Madison Grant. Think how Julian Huxley president of the secular society is pushing eEugenics in the 60s and is repeatedly denounced a racist today.
>>211431416Basically the conclusion is evolving to this Eloi Mind-body creature with essentially one race and gender that is mostly intellectual
>>211431347I have a soft spot for Opium and the Kung Fu Master which is a Chang Cheh joint featuring Chen Kuan Tai and Ti Lung. Ti Lung has an opium addiction and gets over it through training. Pretty simple story but I love it. Underrated direction? Hwang Jang Lee - Hitman in the Hand of Buddha is awesome, he directs himself as the hero for once.
If I were now to rewrite the book, I would offer the Savage a third alternative. Between the Utopian and primitive horns of his dilemma would lie the possibility of sanity... In this community economics would be decentralist and Henry-Georgian, politics Kropotkinesque and co-operative. Science and technology would be used as though, like the Sabbath, they had been made for man, not (as at present and still more so in the Brave New World) as though man were to be adapted and enslaved to them. Religion would be the conscious and intelligent pursuit of man's Final End, the unitive knowledge of immanent Tao or Logos, the transcendent Godhead or Brahman. And the prevailing philosophy of life would be a kind of Higher Utilitarianism, in which the Greatest Happiness principle would be secondary to the Final End principle—the first question to be asked and answered in every contingency of life being: "How will this thought or action contribute to, or interfere with, the achievement, by me and the greatest possible number of other individuals, of man's Final End?"[2]
>>211431481Why should mind-uploads need races or gender?
>>211431591They don’t, they evolve beyond it to their final end. The tranny agenda would be a vulgar way of working towards this.
>>211431664https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adelphi_Genetics_Forum
It’s kind of backfired on them today in all honesty, but this is what hersog basically is and why he doesn’t make sense in today’s political climate
>>211431347Have you ever seen Iron-Fisted Monk? That's one of Ringo Lam's most excellent efforts. Tons of acrobatics on display, and lots of Northern vs. Southern styles.
>>211431664So promotion of primitively ripping off essential organs and modifying oneself with hormones etc is just psychological prep work for a societal transition? Does that make sense, though? With transhumanism, doesn't being first matter a lot? Why would anyone interested in becoming posthuman prep the way for others?
>>211431944Hard to say if it just is populism untapped and out of control or consciously elites fiddling. Things are more bureaucratic than ever, but people on average are seemingly dumber partially because there’s much more humans, could just be genuinely backfired and a diseased populace primitively doing Aphrodite rituals and celebrating such. Herzog’s castration is metaphorical in Salt and Fire, by him turning himself in and allowing the woman to enjoy the life he wanted, which could also be a tranny metaphors. And if we look at havelock Ellis, many sexual theories were being developed intellectually from this society.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havelock_Ellis
>>211431001I'm not butthurt at all. We have agreed before and we sure as hell have argued. I just think you're an annoying know-it-all, writing out these weird fantasies just because I called you out for thinking you're a woman inside. You literally brought that name onto yourself because you lack a filter. Don't blame me for that one man, I'm not the only person you're arguing with here.
>>211431027I would love to hear what your favorite films are. Give us an interesting take since you claim to be such a cinephile with incomparable taste and we're all pleb scum.
>>211432307>I would love to hear what your favorite films areI enjoy the filmography of the Canadian actress Sarah Gadon
>>211432203Ellis was much more favorable, yet still maintaining that "sterilization of the unfit, if it is to be a practical and humane measure commanding general approval, must be voluntary on the part of the person undergoing it, and never compulsory."
Havelock supported voluntary castration as an intellectual property since he thought sexuality was in the brain and not the organs, and thus trannyism would be the intellectual ideal whereas forced castration unnatural. Also encouraging homosexuality to remove latent homosexual genes from being spread by reproduction
>>211432307Citizen Kane is the greatest film of all time.
>>211432436On /film/ this is a very based take, outside of /film/ it is not, funny how that works.
>>211432203>>211432398Scary stuff, man.
>>211432364Gadon is a disqualifier.
>>211432436I said an interesting take anon, not a commonly held opinion. Try again.
I just don't like /film/ no more.
>>211432307Fuck having a filter, that shit's for fags (unironically)
>>211432436Based.
>>211432629What’s next if one agrees with you?
>>211432604Marketa Lazarová is the greatest film of all time.
>>211432604Mektoub, Baby Blue, Suspiria, Paris Texas, Nymphomaniac, the list goes on…
It’s bookum he ruined it it was all fun till he came
>>211432901Who is bookum in real life? What information do we have on him?
Bookummm… I got something for you!
>>211432629but you liked the previous thread
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Dieeee! Bitch ass nigga!!!
>>211432944Bookum is all of us
>>211432944He's a lover of movies, a former sex master, now wheelchair-bound. Christ, anon, you missed the memo.
>>211432944Unironically search him in the /lgbt/ archives
>>211432745>>211432858NOW we're getting somewhere!
Thom yorke
Thomyorke
Thom
Thum
Bhum
Bookum
>>211432944We know even less about the reclusive Boocum.
You da typa nigga to look up “*insert movie title explained” after watching it.
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>>211433324*turns a 2/10 film into a 4*
heh, nothin' personnel kid…
https://youtu.be/FhBjPCI6QV4
>>211432911That horse is /film/.
The name is boocum aka Troy, aka Serpents egg, brother to Bookum aka Turk Pleb aka megaanon aka aus bro aka czechfag aka Austrianfag aka Caraxfag aka Dutchy. It is true we were brothers and lovers, sex masters and sex minors, until… he was in Brazil looking for some hot Brazilian puss, and just before bedtime he sees Carlos Sanchez walking out of the premiere of buttfuckers in paradise, so he sprints in and stays up past bedtime. That night he couldn’t stop tossing and turning from a nightmare and he’s been in a wheelchair ever since… betrayed by kino…
got 2 likes on my kdrama letterboxd review, us kshitters stick together, no one ever likes any of my other reviews
>>211433898Here I thought I was the only /film/fag known by eight different names.
Is this seriously all one guy? Why is he doing this? What's the endgame?
>>211434152What our endgame, me?
>>211434152All done for the love of kino.
>>211434152He's reaching Pissman levels of schizo
We0re all lovers of movies here
>>211434105Boocum aka comfyfag aka Troy aka serpents egg aka ratings girl aka blankie fag aka sonofan123 aka jumpacat this entire general is 2 people
>>211434230He's a savior, a prophet.
"Johns" by Chang Cheh starring David Arquette is a masterpiece, well-recommended.
This is a Jimmy Wang Yu board
Baraboo 2009 is secretly a lynch film
I hate when actors pretend too hard, it makes the films like trannies
>bookum, a waifufag, a /kdg/fag, and costaricatranny walk into a bar
>>211429592>>211430854>>211429643>>211429593obsessed. i haven't been here because i've been watching nothing but american dad and south park
>>211434666The landmark of a hater is to be obsessed, my lord D. When is the revised and expanded best lensed films list coming?
>>211434666>american dadI really love Roger.
>>211434666Please never post your Letterboxd here again, massive attention whore.
Love those shows btw
>>211434666Please post your LB more often, massively deserving of attention chad.
>>211434616kdg unnie would drink everyone under the table
Yes, we need someone to spam more cancerous Letterboxd lists and reviews like that anon obsessed with SupremeLemon. That's EXACTLY what this general needs.
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Kinskifag, I'm disappointed. I was promised underage Kinski boobies and it's just a blink and you'll miss it moment
>>211435045Whatever works.
>>211435045it's literally supremelemon
>>211435045try some movies from this list maybe you'll chill the fuck out
https://letterboxd.com/adamngrin/list/in-moments-of-melancholy-befriending-the/
>>211435083He's currently gone from /film/. Excommunicated, you could say.
Rice, chicken, beans, salad, chips. A classic for the arthouse fans.
>>211435422Indeed i eat all of those things.
A nice homewrecker beef burrito with the customary free queso. The perfect meal to eat while watching half a film before pausing and doing something else.
>>211435397A good loss amongst many bad ones.
>>211435521No "chimchangas"?
>>211436259woman behavior
I made a trip. The name is Dingo, I've been busy on Letterboxd with my REAL friends, not losers like you. I like American Dad, Sex in the City, South Park, Dog Shit, and The Cleveland Show. I've been busy with my life because I have one not some soap opera about who is and is not in a wheelchair. I need some advice though, I thought Michael Nolin's Wildly Available and Herzog's Salt and Fire were 5/5, but was afraid my letterboxd friends would stop talking to me if they saw I rated them so highly. Any advice? Maybe just settle at a 3.5/5. It's been stressing me out, hence so much Cleveland Show and Futurama. Thanks.
Been watching The Cleveland Show and think it's pretty good, but I like American Dad more. I wish Letterboxd could do TV shows, otherwise I'd give them a 3/5. I can't let my letterboxd friends think I watch them UNIRONICALLY, like some of you freaks here.
>>211430854How am I sensitive? I just have a status to uphold. Can't have my Letterboxd friends think I'm a freak like you guys. Just a necessary sacrifice.
>>211437119Dingo doesn't give half stars, try again imposter
Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall Can't have my Letterboxd Friends think I'm a freak like yall
>>211437267You're giving me the ick anon, how do you know so much about me. Stalker much. See
>>211437308
Now THIS is the /film/ meltdown I expect to see when I open a thread.
Been marathoning Harry Potter, National Treasure, The Cleveland Show, Honey I shrunk the Kids, My Girl, Davinci Code film series because I'm worried my letterboxd friends don't like my taste. Thinking about watching Baby Geniuses next.
Yall miss nigga/film/ yet?
>>211437404throw in some Teletubbies
Do you think maybe even I could become a Baby Genius? It's an alluring topic. I know my Letterboxd friends ironically watch it, so I might be in the clear.
>>211437419I just hope this never ends, because I wanna be trapped in hell forever.
>>211437457Never heard of it, seems British. The only British shows I've ever watched are Bob the Builder and Thomas the Tank Engine. Also, see
>>211437308
It's me Dingo, the name is Ding-o, not Ding-a, or Bazinga, but now I'm watching the Big Bang Theory and relaxing. Was a good week to be alive, sad to think I'll be dead one day and won't be able to watch The Cleveland Show and The Big Bang Theory.
>>211437119/film/ is turning into a kdrama
Demon I am and face I peel
See your skin turned inside out
Gotta have you on my wall, 'cause
I want your skulls
>>211437566I'm just sitting here talking to my bros, watching Big Bang Theory, and contemplating shit man. One day I'll forget I even watched Big Bang Theory today and was comfy as hell, and the next I'll be dead. It all goes by so quick man.
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What a strange way to pass time.
>>211418655but it is a special autonomous zone??
>>211421115>The Three Stooges meet Herculeshuh? where does that fit in?
>>211434760what revisions are needed?
https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/list/the-50-best-lensed-films-of-all-time/
>>211434834he's a good 'un. there's also a ton of hot guest chicks in it, like mel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AU0XLHc1E0
>>211434861suck my nuts
>>211434979i will
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>>211435718Wheat…
>>211436038Chimichangas? No. Enchiladas? Yes.
>>211437119>>211437671>>211437740Based as fuck. Please go into detail about one of his 18-hour kino seshes.
The Rohmer thread just died.
>>211438378I didn't even know it was sick.
>>211438484Haha Norm, who has also died.
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>>211438534DON'T REMIND ME
>>211438576We still have Adam Egret at least, who i see every thursday in Queens.
>>211426567I have nothing against trannies but I noticed something interesting about them. I've noticed that many of them dress almost stereotypically for their preferred gender, almost like a performative exaggeration of what they think they should be.
Like I go to a friendly local tabletop game store and there will be a group playing some RPG or whatever. 4 sweaty dudes, a sweaty chick in jeans or sweatpants, and then 1 tranny dolled up like it's a Sunday church service, or like a nice Thursday night date. Totally inappropriate for the occasion.
I've never seen a bio female in a dress at a game store. I've never seen a tranny NOT in a dress at a game store. Strange.
I don't have any problem with them tho. We have a couple trannies in my game club and they're much more levelheaded and normal than a couple of the male autismos that have spun out, sperged out, and quit in shame after a meltdown. Sadly I don't have any film related anecdotes but your speech about naturalism betraying artifice made me think of this.
>>211437119>>211437166>>211437208>>211437308>>211437343>>211437404>>211437461>>211437634psychotic. thanks for reminding me that baby geniuses exists tho, something to add to my list along with the sequel.
it's an unsecure trip somebody crack it
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I was REALLY let down by After Hours. The first part of the film looked promising, uncannily dreamlike but it had some cohesive motifs to create a story out of the surreal flow of events (like 3 Women did, one of the best dreamlike movies), it could have gone the way of a dream movie or even a horror movie and been great. But then Scorsese took the main character out of that storyline, threw him into a bunch of others, then turned the rest of the movie into an incoherent reduction to absurdity because he’s such an oh-so-highbrow auteur, with no resolution to tie it together. His worst film in my opinion
>>211439197Saw it like two weeks ago, solid 4/10. Cleanse your palate with Desperately Seeking Susan, another shamelessly Hollywood absurd magical realist comedy with Rosanna Arquette.
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>>211439197Some days I prefer Roz. Other days I prefer Pat. They both turned into hardcore MILFs so you win either way.
Yeah, not one of Scorsese's best though
>>211439197So heckin surreal bro!
>>211439197a movie that dingo and supremelemon agree on
>>211439197The film is great, and it's also a comedy, something which you seemed to overlook. His worst film that I've seen is The Irishman, and that is still like a 3/5.
>>211439768>his worst filmFor me, it’s his Cape Fear remake.
>>211439324On my watchlist, thanks
>>211439358I gotta say, Pat’s performance on True Romance was tiptop. That’s how you make a strong female character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqfDcrg3if0
>>211439768The first part was. Then the comedy became less about the unsettling possibilities which could have happened in the first storyline (which hit the mark), and more about alienating the viewer
>>211439697someonejohn? Add me to the list.
Does this count as cinema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpDB6LGLrvE
>>211440405That depends. Is it listed on trannyboxd or not?
>>211439697Wait, you can put friends on letterboxd? Lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_wzBKheKEE
What do we think about Ryan Coogler's picks?
>>211440464Follow someone and you'll see their ratings whenever you look a film up.
>>211440570Who's the Andy guy
>trannyboxd this, trannyboxd that
STFU nigga!
>>211417813 (OP)Honestly I really like a lot of Meiko Kaji's work. The Female Prisoner 701 series is really good (imo better than Lady Snowblood). I also enjoyed Blind Woman's Curse. Kind of a shame this kind of tough girl revenge story fell out of fashion after the 70s, but maybe there were a few too many pinky violence flicks in that time (still, I like those too).
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>>211440793>I also enjoyed Blind Woman's Curse. Based. I think it's way underrated
>>2114396972 stars is average for me, it's what others would give a 3
>>211439197Yeah like the other anon said, you missed the part where its a comedy.
>>211441188Maybe he just didn’t find it funny.
>>211441262Well that's a failing of the viewer not of the work.
>>211440958The end scene is gorgeous. I also like the goofy fight scenes where she lines up shoulder-to-shoulder with her underlings so the tattoos line up. It's somehow both silly and really cool.
Just watched Miike’s First Love. Too quirk chungus for my taste.
>>211432944IT guy from New York currently living in Springfield. Alcoholic who suspects he's getting fed estrogen in the coffees he drinks in his local coffee shop. He's slowly turning into a woman.
>>211432307Stinky Time 3: Rise of the Dogshit
Stinky Buthole Poopy Sauce: Ooo La La
Poopy Diaper Goes to Diaper Town
Poopy Meets Diaper
Pooper Goes to Hollywood
Poopy Meets Urinal
Poopy Meets Indian Food (Banned in Australia)
Poopy Beats Diaper (Short film)
The Diaper Who Would be a Poopy
Buttfuckers in Paradise
Buttlfuckers in Heaven
Buttfuckers in Mexico
Buttfuckers Gone Wild
Buttfuckers 5 (in production)
Femino Goes to Hollywood
Honey I Fucked You in the Ass 2
Gay Porn: The Movie
The Teletubbies Movie
The Teletubbies and Gay Porn Power Hour
Max and Ruby: The singalong
Dogs and Cats: The Rise of the Hamster
The Mommy
Mistah Mistah
>>211441449What happened to Miike? I mean he was never particularly good, but when did he become gay?
>>211441509Why don’t you? Make it whatever you want.
>>211441535i like surprises
>>211441597Make it a surprise edition then.
>>211441649i can't surprise myself
I shall bake if nopony's going to step up
Just make it gay. That's all I ask.
>>211441779Hurry up or I will counterbake
>>211440602Idk, he's not from /film/ though.
