The Beautiful Cracklady Edition
NEWS:
-- Fishtank season 4 is live
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>>211419105 (OP)my turkic crackwife...
>>211419105 (OP)who is gonna end up having the best feet? obviously Angelina
Need me a state mandated abo gf who's addicted to sex bros
What did he mean by this???
this sucks. hit my beeper when something happens
>>211419139>but the Lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming
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>>211419105 (OP)My beautiful bogan crackwhore wife
I genuinely mean this: It has NEVER been this over
They wont stop talking about fish tank
And they are boring
did this bitch just throw away three pounds of beef?
>>211419171Ellie no question
You guys are going to change your mind on this cast when they mellow out a bit in the next few days. By season 5 youโll miss them.
>>211419171jet told ellie to put her shoes back on because of the comments about her socks.
im serious, this season is cooked
i appreciate they gave up on trying to hide the cables with tape and paint
>>211419171Ellie obviously
reminder that we hate Asa Mitaka around these parts
Is the letty clone gonna be humming the fishtank theme the whole time?
>>211419190Jet Friend Simulator tank
We are going to do things to Jet Neptroon that have never been done before and never will be done again.
Jet set your sister up with tj
he's been taking constant Ls since getting dumped by Taylor
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We're going from the Avengers from Avengers:Endgame to the Thunderbolts right now... FUCKING SAD!
>>211419105 (OP)LOTR lookin ahhh
You cant hear a single fucking thing bros
haven't watched since season 1. were seasons 2 & 3 really as good as some anons are claiming? I might need to go watch some clips
eeeeughhh...youre not perfect...
>>211419190there's only like 2 people there with personality jet
QUICK POST YOUR ELLIES I NEED TO GROW MY FOLDER
>>211419105 (OP)Miss aboriginal 2025
can't wait for clone letty to beg sam to teach her how to box
>>211419190There's going to be no content
when does jupiter show up
when does jupiter show up
when does jupiter show up
when does jupiter show up
when does jupiter show up
when does jupiter show up
when does jupiter show up
Final three in living room
Should have done Jeetank in Toronto like I suggested last season
PTZ keeps focusing on the ticker like anyone gives a fuck
angelina had me until she started acting like a retarded version of josie
Where are the funny retards?
WOOOOO-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH can you hear the call for the wasted, and wounded?
Trust the plan.
At least wait until all the fish arrive.
>>211419243I forgot how much of a whore binx is
>>211419139He only wins once he claims what's rightfully owed to him.
>>211419248Welcome to fishtank.live
>>211419248I don't know about you but that water is coming in crystal clear.
>>211419209this is the only fish i miss from any season. great arc.
>>211419105 (OP)How did Zoro lose his bellywarmer??
>>211419249first half of season 3 was kino
season 2 had good moments
Why are they in the s1 house?! You cant hear shit
living room and the PTZ audio is actually terrible
>>211419264she was talking to ellie earlier and seemed genuinely afraid that she'd have to box direnc at some point
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>lolcows
fucking kill me
if this turns into another season where its all mde fans i swear to FUCKING god
ip2 actually won this time
>>211419291fake letty was wearing it
>>211419209>when they mellow outWhat, they're going to be anesthetized?
>king cobra and monkey jones
Can we fucking stop with the previous season refrences??
All 3 of them on the couch know about boglim and mumkey jones
Yeah wrap it up fantank is so wack man
>>211419276not on the menu this season senor
>do you know king cobra and monkey jones?
>>211419209I will not miss that bitch with the glasses I guarantee
>>211419105 (OP)Only $50 to get sucked by this. Jin is in.
I think the house is spirtually getting ptsd from season 1, I just feel it.
>>211419249every season of fishtank sucks. it's a trap and it will ruin your life
>>211419291the pickme stole it
>>211419293cause the retarded s1 nostalgia fags meme'd jet into thinking it was the best layout
This season needs a really good "ARG" aspect or it's actually DOA.
The cast can't carry this.
So how many of these cast members actually know what theyโre participating in? Is it all fans?
>the most popular fish so far is an autistic fishtank fan with bad posture
I'm tired hitler.....
>>211419318KLAUSP2 ALWAYS WINZ
wow i get it now...
this shit is so ass it actually wants me to get my life together
is this the neptroonian special?
jet... i kneel
>>211419317>ifWhat do you mean? The wiggers said they only wanted fans for the casting process.
people who are into lolcows are not human
Another dropped out, here a leak of the new fish.
>>211419350All except 1 guy
In honour of Direnc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>211419317anon have you not been paying attention? Fishtank fans, not MDE fans.
the absolute worst
Sex with Jupiter Neptune's brother
>>211419317>turns intothey are all fans and we knew that from the beginning
>>211419318Literally how?
>>211419226Did he get too much poon and was desensitized so he started fucking fat bitches
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>mumkeyjones
very weird seeing a 28 year old woman talk about mumkeyjones but then I realize im 28 too and we probably both watched him when we were teenagers
trish is taking boyfriend applications
>>211419317It's worse. They're fishtank fans
>>211419105 (OP)the classic fishtank viewer experience of waiting for something funny to happen
>>211419309>anon, do you wrestle?
direnc looks like tim heidecker lol
I do low-key like how none of the girls are white.
When does Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekieta show up?
they're talking about king cobra now
>stripper and autist will bond over kiwifarms threads they've read
the annoying girl was just in s4 taking pills
What is the gimmick this time?
imagine reading self help at age 36
>>211419199after 5 beers this girl will become attractive
What's Sam's Jetstriker gimmick going to be this season?
Bus posting was funner than this
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>cobra mentioned
>mumkey mentioned
Is it time for Eggman to shine?
/ftl/ used to be a fun place to watch the show with fellow retards. But all you fags do now is bitch and moan non-stop no matter what is happening. Does anyone else even enjoy the show anymore??
How many contestants arenโt there yet
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>>211419378no idea, havenโt checked it out in months. but I know they won this time
it's gotta be famous neighborhood, that's the only way they can get away with this being the cast for the entire six weeks.
>>211419409It's shit on purpose
>>211419405she's so fucking busted it's insane. i need her.
why does it keep dropping? it's the season premiere. people should be excited to get to know all of these interesting new characters.
>>211419409the gimmick is it sucks
>>211419409We're giving a couple of fans of a show a vacation to make friends... AND PAYING THEM FOR IT AT THE END...
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Cobra mentioned
>s1 restreamers were struck down except the single most obnoxious fishmouth faggot on yt
>s2 director cam had josie high on gas forgetting to switch cams
>s3 director cam was cut until everyone complained, then brought back only during peak hours
>s4 director has constant ads to use the site, while already using the fucking site
why does jet not want us to play videogames with fishtank in the background so badly? are the wiggers that petty?
>>211419405Who gave this bitch a dirty sanchez
>>211419378>steals everyone's favorite fish>the very next season fishtank dies
ELLIE STOCKS ARE CRASHING ZOOM OUT
>>211419409Negative effort
Burt was already jacking off in bed at this point during S3.
DIRENC HAS A BRAND ON HER FOREARM WTF
looks like a butterfly?
>that close up of Ellie's face
The cameraman knows kek
how tf do you even sell stocks
fishtank season 4 should feel like this
>>211419424Nigger HOW can we enjoy ANY of this shit right now???
>>211419415its just gonna be jason goldstriker again
I want to lift carry fuck Ellie so fucking bad.
>>211419350It's all fans and the oldest is pretending not to know the show but keeps saying stuff that makes it obvious he does
Season three had an interesting cast and naked women. This shit fucking blows.
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bros
ellie looking at me is making my heart flutter
>>211419409WHOS EXCITED FOR HANGMAN!
>>211419369He knows exactly what fish tank is.
His story is "my friend at a party told me about fishtank and told me i'd be great on it and told me to apply:
You think a 36 year old man just applied to a show his friend recommended him to and just sat on his hands until his flight or did he google it and watch the fish tank content on youtube with hundreds of thousands of views.
He knows.
>>211419476insect levels of fugly
>it's just autist quoting past seasons and memes
How did they not learn from season 2?
>>211419428why are zoomers so porn brained
they're into some weird shit man
>>211419449I never understood the meme about asians looking like bugs but I think I finally get it
>>211419439probably because its fucking boring
>>211419476My seed has been spunked...
>>211419380I discovered him while browsing the Daily Stormer during math class in 2016. I'm 25 now and also gay.
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>>211419139we have new cole now
>>211419424nigga what? this place is always a shit hole. itโs always either simp faggots/cucks arguing or complaining
itโs only ever funny when actual content is happening
>>211419423Have eggy and mumkey gotten gay married yet
>>211419484youre fucked in the head
>>211419445Is that Nina from Fishtank S1?
>>211419476Ugly chink. Makeup doesnโt hide your acne lumps chink.
>>211419476this is the bitch from facialabuse
>>211419469imagine the sex
this might be controversial, but i would have sex with ellie.
>>211419423he would immediately lift spirits
>>211419476Demonic sexual lust.
>>211419476Looks like a fish
>>211419476>when the seamonkey sees you holding a banana
>>211419405i'd use those dsl's in exchange for a dime bag any day, any time, any place
The A??? contestant Is really going to be Andy fucking Dick isn't it?
when does sam show up its getting boring
I legit have no excitement in my tummy for this season
i truly can't listen to this shit. it's so awful.
Guys don't forget to save your joopy cumtrib posting for when the final fish shows up and sam and jet come and talk to everyone
>>211419190>we have no new ideas>we will not be trying
>>211419424What exactly am I meant to be enjoying?
>>211419467>>211419449she's too pretty for this show
pretty sure ac7ionman is fucking her too
>>211419508how much Asian porn do you watch?
Tell me why Jet bought them a vacuum cleaner?
>>211419424I trust the plan, but idk why they still take so long to get all the fish in there and get them to actually do something
>>211419483He is retarded
>>211419485They blacklisted any /ftl/ poster from being a fish. Jet couldnt handle it
The next contestant has to be a loud gay black dude.
This shit is not diverse enough to be going on in the pride month...
>>211419501 not even close
If Sam doesn't punch Angie through a wall tonight. I'm never watching again.
>>211419487the midwest...
>>211419522>Looks like a fishno fucking shit
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>Guys.... I mean this when I say this.... This season.... It's... It's gonna be huge... Just.... You'll see...
I'm pretty sure around this time in S3 we already had Alex talking to people about his monkeys and Burt explaining handing his business card to people.
>no female staff
Joopybros...
>>211419485An OF whore dumped water on Jet's head and he decided he could only get fans that look up to him like a god after that
if these zoomers wont shut the fuck up about le epic lolcows i swear to FUCKING god
>jinshi already talking about jerking
>>211419541zero, i swear to you
my top pick was Taylor before
now its Ellie
you know its right
>>211419461Claire, get off 4chan and get in the car and drive to Michigan. Go get him.
>>211419502No it's much more annoying now than it used to be. Now that the show has been around a few years you fags are too comfortable being contrarian.
>>211419556nothing person
>>211419500Same age as you, Me and him were peers on Synchtube circa 2012. I remember that guy before his Elliot Roger stuff
Reminder this season is built on the personalities
>>211419424The way your acting rn is like if you invited your friends over for your birthday party and you had them all gather in your dads dirty sock closet and then when everyone complained you were like "wtf does no one have fun anymore??
based 5 times a day jerker
>>>211419259the qrd is cx is ice poseidon's brand/thing, Ip2 formed as an offshoot from his iceposeidon subreddit when he kept deleting posts and closing it. They eventually made their own community when they were banned from reddit and have basically no relation to ice anymore
now this guy i can get into
>>211419572Jin can pay her a fishbuck for a full service.
>season so bad the indians haven't even taken over the hashtag
kek
>>211419556fucking cocktease
>>211419426That's a fine abo mutt specimen, she has ass too
ADL had better casting its over
>>211419105 (OP)how long until he starts jinning off
kill that bitch JESUS SHIT THE FUCK UP
>jin confirmed the new burt
Biggest plot twist this season
>>211419556Ends prematurely
angie has been acting like summer every once in a while since direnc showed up
>>211419622this but unironically
>>211419600That's what I've been using, I thought the IP2AlwaysWins leddit clone was actually Ice's thing. Cheers anon.
The cameras are making everyone looks so pimply
I never understood yellow fever but I kinda get it with ellie. Still not simping thoughbeit
>>211419226The monkey king will return have faith gents hold the line
jin just mogged the tank and direnc is drenched
just got home, i thought about taking the day off of work today and i'm really glad i didn't
guys, theyre talking about jerking off
SEASON 4 IS SAVED
FISHTANK IS BACK
its a gaaayyy show. HAHAHAHHA
What time until mister goldstriker comes? I think I will go take a shower before it gets too late
Btw, the wiggers know the casting is bad because they put up a little message about "saving the best for last"
fred is awesome why do all the ladies hate him
my boy jin finna get some abbo pussy
>>211419588You wanna meet up and fuck?
>>211419608that doesn't happen until like weeks into the show dumbass, it's the first day
Angelina's gimmick is she's the superfan ruining any possible funny moment with a previous season reference.
Shinji but he can actually speak english so he can tell everyone about his porn obsession more clearly.
>>211419645desu i was thinking he has similar mannerism before you even said this
>>211419657post a jupiter album
>>211419596It's not like that at all actually, thats pretty fucking stupid what you just said
>>211419424These threads are good when the show is good. Believe me, I want to kneel. Give me a reason to kneel.
>only 1 white person in the cast
i thought sam hyde was a chud??
How bad will Angelina crash out when she sees her stox plummet?
>>211419658Take one now the others won't be coming until night
that was a shit test by the Australian girl
she was seeing if Jin was alpha enough to openly talk about his sexuality or if he was gonna act all coy
he passed
>>211419638She's so pretty I hope she doesn't end up being annoying
>>211419650Benleaks wouldnโt smell your shit through the toilet paper!
Is the cute asian girl a requirement for every season?
>>211419638Imagine Israel weaponized the Ellie staredown
They're outright ignoring angelina now, brutal
>>211419658probably 1-2 hours from now
>>211419627I told you fuckers to just wait and let it cook
My personal 9/11 was creature deleting her lewds on twitter before I got a chance to save them
>>211419666He's a cringe clout chaser type, and he's old but not "daddy"
>>211419646ip2 is fucking dead these days. unless another smooth sanchez or carl pops up itโs staying that way
>>211419682He sucks off trannies
>>211419666yeah lol it's kinda funny, he's a little annoying but he just seems like a regular dude
โIM JINNING IT IM JINNING ITโ
no one laughs
kek
>>211419674It will be epic when Sam stares at the camera when she does it too based!
>>211419691She looks like her feet would have quite a strong aroma.
>>211419613>There's no evidence that what we're watching is live yet? maybe we're being had.The wiggers could NEVER pull something like this off.
donโt worry guys content is on the way
>>211419657She looks way too much like Jet
>>211419682jet made a "joke" about it being a DEI season (he is very funny and timely)
Bros I think Zoro was right about Ellie being the pwant.
>>211419600the old ice subreddit was the funniest shit, ice didn't close it, it got banned by reddit after the fbi raid
>>211419682You thought wrong whiteboy.
>>211419683HA HAAAAAAA HAA
angela is so raped by her knowledge of the show. she's washing the dishes because she knows simps liked josie for cleaning...
i miss hangman
it was so kino
>>211419698Deserved. The only other thing they can do is muzzle her and lock her in the garage.
why not atleast turn on tts if there's nothing planned
>>211419691>She's so pretty I hope she doesn't end up being annoyingshe streamsniped an ice poseidon orbiter on omegle
interpret this information however you like
Fred and the aussie are insufferable, even worse than angie
>>211419666they hate him cause heโs not an autistic fishtank faggot
>>211419652Nah monkey king markyposted. Its fucking over
I believe in Australian crackwhore supremacy
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749503315857596.webm
>>211419715real summer vibes there
>>211419678Maybe at a later date. homie
>>211419682most chuds are brown
>>211419679nigga u dumb as hell
>>211419638The side profile completely destroys the illusion. Many such cases.
>>211419732EVERYTHING YOU SEE HERE
IS YOURS
>>211419689>>211419703Thanks bros I'll go take a shower now then
Ellie just seems really shy and awkward
>>211419721Greg mogged jet with gregtank. No way jet's fragile ego will let him back on now.
>>211419521>We must find the Crรจche!
>>211419681It's day one guys fucking relax. You should all know how the show goes by this point. 50% kino and 50% nontent. Just let the show happen.
i cant wait til all these bitches start fighting, there will be catfight kino galore this season
>>211419682Honestly I'm grateful. Now, the only people left for same to perform his humiliation rituals on are asians and mutts. Lets see if he actually follows through with them this time
When is Goldstrik3r show up?
who's gonna be the first to fight?
>>211419751I fucking miss it bros
Fucking everything about Famous House
A SWIG OF GROG
TO FAMOUS SHIP
>anyone ever played hangman?
tell me why ellie was agreeing with jin about a hot girl pissing on someone after talking about piss retaining
ELLIE #1 ON THE LEADERBOARD
kek that look she gave the camera
Its Jin that sounds and talks like Dan Gheesling
>>211419751imagine if sam slipped and died right there trying to kick the tv
how confused everyone would be since the fishtank reveal was still in progress
this would have truly been neptroonian
what's the house local time?
I dont like a single fucking fish
What do we think the twist will be?
>yfw you realize the returning freeloaders will be treated like fucking celebrities instead of oddities you gotta deal with
>>211419746Fred is the only one who's allowed to be insufferable because he doesn't know what's going on or what the audience wants to see/hear.
can't hear what they're saying
>cameras go down
>5 seconds later they come back up
>it's a completely different cast
>this was all a prerecorded troll
would you kneel?
>>211419780There is no Alex, Jimmy or Jon to save the show. The cast is terrible.
Ben, go upstairs, march around clapping your hands and tell them
>WOOOO HANGMAN AGAIN! YOU GUYS ARE SO INTERESTING, THE VIEWERS ARE LOVING IT! CONTENT KINGS!
then go back downstairs and let them stew on it.
>trying to zoom in on the bald spot
>>211419788im thinking drench is not going to start as many fights as fake letty
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Jincels... our response?
Jin is gonna glow up when they shave his head
Is Jin trying to be the new Shinji?
THESE WYPIPO TRYNNA BORE ME
oh no no no. look at the top of his
Ellie was giga uncomfortable with Jin talking about being a gooner
The Aussie chick found it funny
what causes this difference?
>>211419705For me it was her sending DMCAs to Bunkr to have them taken down
>>211419139Cole won
Binx lost
>>211419827That already happened in S2.
>>211419854the wiggers stole his clothes, never forget
too echoy put down some rugs GORAN
>>211419854LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT THIS DUDE. Legit an angel.
>>211419863one's young and the other is an old hag
I wasted my friday night on this shit
>>211419863Australians are just degenerate alcoholics
>>211419728haha yeah i couldn't remember exactly. It was always on the front page of reddit too. I thought ip2 formed from him pissing off a portion of his community on reddit but i maybe misremembering
>>211419780Day 1 is always one of the best though
>>211419657She looks like Jet and itโs so unattractive and makes my dick soft. Sheโs also channeling her amateur pornstar mom here.
>>211419828I don't think the aussie knows either
>>211419822the girl reading this
>>211419863aussie chick is a stripper
Can someone repost that copypasta with the crypted names of the contestants and production placed descriptions?
>>211419831The cast would somehow be worse, though.
>>211419863one is raised for white men, the other is raised by a single mother
Where are Letty, and Jon? We want Letty, and Jon.
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNVwNGg6/results
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>>211419832>>211419844Thatโs just a bad cowlick
>>211419849Looking back the bus was kino. There was something chill about it. Just kinda hanging out doing whatever
>>211419875No, S2 had its fair share of new freeloaders. This aint happening in S4
This can't be it, there is a Neptunian plot twist somewhere...
There's no evidence that what we're watching is live yet? maybe we're being had.
And they've made zero improvements to this house, not even sound quality. Furnishings are practically the same.
But then again i think back to how badly S3 went at times, and it would have failed had Burt and Alex not been in it.
Maybe there's a second house somewhere, you can't tell me they've been given months of planning and 3 seasons to review mistakes and this is the result.
>>211419833They've been on camera for like 2 hours. And they're not even all here yet. Shut up bitch.
>>211419863Ellie knows the audience are incels who don't like sexual talk from women, that's the only difference.
>>211419899Fucking somebody who looks like the person you hate is half of the appeal.
this season is beyond saving
let's just throw in burt so we can have burtwatch for the next 6 weeks.
Last 2 better be Alex or Burt quality
Jin giving asian Brian vibes
>>211419831Yes. Please do this Jet. Use Craigslist idgaf
>>211419909I miss this nigga like you don't believe
the asian bitch is ugly and annoying
looks like a literal bug
>>211419880always has been
i'm just waiting for sam to show up and i guarantee all the girls will get wet instantly and start fawning over him
>>211419890>nightyou live in a place that does not matter. You do not matter.
>>211419832It's a Fishtank stable, the best fish are always balding.
Why is jin talking about bbc
>>211419827Fatty will get on your nerves no matter how familiar you are with him
>>211419844Excess jerking off is building up his DHT
>>211419977just hapa things
>>211419827Only Cole would deserve the celebrity treatment in an ironic way.
i forgot to make the show
BEEF
BEEF BELL
YOU HAVE TO BEEEEF
>>211419930By this time the other szns we knew it was a good cast, this obv is shit, stfu nigger
Wow shes so quirkly doing that handstand shit
>>211419982i'd shoot ropes all over her face
>>211419977ABSOLUTELY NEPTUNIAN...
>>211419883>this will never be you and Trish
>do they have hangman in australia?
i bet this dumb bitch went at got braces when she found out she was cast on the show just so she could appeal to gooners
Make Angelina do a beef jet. She rang the bell
angie is such an attention whore lol
>>211419982built for facials
>>211419977>Why is jin talking about bbcside effect of being on 4chan
It's honestly a pretty good cast just think about they'll react when they all have to be locked in a room and pissing in closets and having food fights
>>211419449herpes spotted
>>211419854a guy walking barefooted and thinking its ok is never ok
>>211419925All the returning freeloaders in S2 were treated like celebrities, also why can't it happen in S4 if it happened in S2?
>>211419721Fuck groomzy_va I wonโt forget when he made up that whole pizza dox for sympathy donos right before his birthday
>>211419987He didnt with the normies in famous house 2 last season
>>211420000>quads confirm
you just know Jin beats it off to some nasty shit
maybe even lubecooch tier nasty
Show is boring, but I wanna fuck the aussie
>>211419987Fatty failed miserably in S3
At what time did the "show" start at again last season? Like Jet always said something like 6pm-12am is when the important scheduled programming will happen or something
Shoot Angelina with a slug
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>PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lol
kirsche is trashing her channel over this
usually pulls 3-4k
only been like 4 hours and getting 1.5k
kek
>>211419999quads of objective reality
>>211419968neptunian.
saved.
>>211419424how long this gonna take to get good, Jet? bring in the ball brothers or something
>>211420025the normies were there for two days
>6pm and nothing has happened
>awkward coomer pervert with thinning hair
>:(
>awkward coomer pervert with thinning hair, Japanese
XD
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>>211420032Jet needs to leak his last name so we can find his gooner accounts.
they need to stop casting people born after the year 2000
>>211419982is she hapa or latina?
>self proclaimed chud
ITS TIME TO GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3cfX6fiFyE
>>211419827Do you not remember the S2 fags literally kneeling and bowing to Frank Hassle
Brian would mog this season
>>211420044S2 Sam showed up around 5 EST, S3 it was around 8
>>211420035Iโm just following her desu
>>211420035Needs about half a bottle of vodka all at once
How to disable chat? It's giving me epilepsy.
>>211419827>OMG I GET TO INTERACT WITH FRANK HASSLE!!!>Hassle me more mr Frank pls :3>ITS FATTY!!! LETS HANG OUT
I liked angie before direnc showed up but she already sucks now
get ready for the surprise we have in store we think youre going to love it 9pm est
>>211420024you could see the coplights outside his window lol
she rang the bell but we cant do that yet because it might be interesting.
>>211420047dunno who that is and don't care
Is the audio exceptionally bad this season? Not even volume booster is helping, it's super muffled.
>>211419863aussie is an aussie
>>211420044Sam would show up anywhere from 5pm-9pm est during Season 1. Never before and never after, spare the final week.
>>211420080i hope it's tj
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YOU WILL like all my references to the previous season
>>211419939I think theres only 1 left
>>211420047>jet purposely destroys a vtuber's careerI would kneel
When I win the lottery I'm going to make a fishtank style show with shemale on female porn.
i no lifed every season before this and i'm genuinely done now. this is awful.
>>211420080FAKE JET
>FAKE JETFAKE JET
>FAKE JET
What a remkable think tank
>>211419982nice grill
i had a thing for bracefaces when i was younger
fred being genuinely amazed by everything is the best bit so far.
>>211420107add the braces
>>211420025Because he literally told the people in the house he was working for production, which only Luke knew wasn't true, which is why Luke was the only one coming up with a plan to fuck with him.
If he hadn't said that everyone would hate him publicly.
>>211420035Get hammered and fishtank is 24/7 kino
freddy is trying so hard to get drench to pay attention to the hangman game bro...
Theyre actually changing out the last contestant as a hail mary since they need a savior
>theyre talking about the school shooter song guy
>>211420047did she sign a contract to do the full season lol?
hilarious if so.
>>211420093of course you wouldn't, newfag tourist.
>>211420073Right click the chat window and use uBlock to hide all of the chat elements. If you can't deal with the lopsided screen then use PPV like the rest of us.
ppv.zone
this is like the season 2 cast except without Cole
it's a bad cast
>>211420080We need Joopy, this is the only way the show is going to be saved, bring her in, take one for the team bro
I feel like Freddy is gonna be the biggest slimey creep with the girls, even more so than the autist and rice coomer
>>211420132unironically daniel
>>211419757>check the vtuber streamfucking Mizzy is doing a better job
>>211420080you are out of your mind if you think people are watching this for several more hours
They're waiting for more wageGODS to get home before they do anything
>how can i make this conversation about me
we're just getting started
>>211420149Daniel is a more autistic Cole
>>211420072thousand cock stare
>>211420145been on 4chan and an mde fan longer than you, don't care about ftl orbiters, seethe more
>>211420133true that abbo bitch is driving me nuts
>>211420047She won't care because she thinks this will have been worth it to orbit closer to Sam (who she wants to fuck)
>>211420113Same, I don't think the perfect last contestant can even save this garbage.
does anyone remember fishtank season 1,2 and 3?
i sure didnt so im glad they will now spend the entirety of season 4 giving us a recap
Jin is lubecooch but actually real and is the tatted up dude Hispanic?
>>211420113i truly cannot force myself to give a single fuck about any of these guys
>>211420132they're all brians
it's a demonic cast
>>211420149Not even, at least szn 2 had jimmy
>>211420155It's called being Italian.
Freddy has potential for massive character development if he doesn't leave early
>>211420136he wants to game (old)
>>211420179it's the fat girl and the fat israel autism bald guy from the trailer. they both suck
>>211420157What's she commenting on?
>>211420080ok mr joker
hope its funny
so whats the cope now?
>dude its a slow boil
this doesnt work when they're fans
When does next fish show up? I need to go to the gym
>>211420171it's a vtuber, tell them to buy an ad
I almost gave the wiggers $10 USD
>>211420168He's nothing like Detective Cole.
He just fucking SITS there.
>>211420139spicy chicken sub from subway
>>211420093>>211420145Oh its just the official vtumor pedophile (actual) commentator for s4
>>211419376shirtless luca in the back
where is this from?
i can't hear what they're saying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GORAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>211420167There's nothing to dislike about him unless you're so autistic you can only self insert as Jin or Daniel.
>>211420204dude its a slow boil
>>211420165Behead all of them live
I'm eating dinner, no baking from me for a while
>>211420163Mizzy didn't even have to think about it
It was first nature to her
>>211420213We'll make Daniel talk to the camera in a room alone when TTS is up. He's already done it once.
I havenโt showered for 2 days and my balls smell like Cookie Crisp
Are they driving in each individual fish from the airport or something, what's taking so long?
>>211420213Yeah everybody's hyping this loser up because he's LITERALLY ME but he's too fucking awkward to even do anything
Stand by.... for EPICNESS
Jet we're tired of the bullshit. We want to see 600lb women sitting on Ellie, and Angelina's, faces.
>>211420206watch it at the gym anon on your phone
>>211420197If Freddy can last until the Blood Games switch up, the season will be saved.
This is like S2 but without TJ Cole and Jimmy
is it too late for them to cancel this?
>>211420200she's reacting to it live
>>211420209Aww, close enough I guess.
>>211420204the cope is that people are still at work
Sam is using Jet as a sandbag right now because how bad the cast is
>>211420204yeah they need a diaper poop challenge now
nah but seriously they need to fuck them up badly. anyone who wants to be on this show after seeing 3 seasons needs to be destroyed.
i hope the last two are a pair fat juggalos from ohio
Where the fuck is the next one? These fish suck ass
>>211420035Yeah, show could've used atleast one hot white girl but the aussie will have to do.
why do I wanna fuck that greasy ass aussie crackwhore?
im no better than the women I criticize for going for shitty guys....
>>211420245can i get a sniff?
>>211420221I assume it's from bloodgames but idk
watch fred this is how you rizz youngins
The good news is that since this cast is bad, Bloodgames 2 will have fan favorites such as Jon, Letty, Cole, and Tj
>>211420204It hasnโt even started yet
>>211420240I'll give Angie the benefit of the doubt because I fucking HATED Mizzy at the beginning of s2 but eventually she became my favorite because of this. it was fucking hilarious to me how she simply could not help making every single thing about herself
>>211420282yeah right jet is blowing sam right now while sam angry blocks people on twitter
>>211420286Jet would never hire fish that qualified.
>>211420296cause she's an easy whore
We call the wiggers of Rhode Island Lands
You don't kick Direnc from the tank
You put your nitrous in the can it stays
Don't be rama rama it's messing with your brains
>>211420286that would seriously be insanely based lol
Why dont they ever cast someone with big titties
>>211420296Her face is fuckin weird but the body looks good
>>211419982She'd mangle my dick and it'd be worth it
>>211420263They don't even have a Tay. They are so boring they aren't even making me hate them.
>>211420296she has a nice ass
>>211420272Yea but what is she saying?
>>211420333trips of truth
>>211420309these members have no aura at least with ppl like jimmy or Burt ext we knew it was gonna be good, these are straight duds
>>211420139store brand cola and pinto beans
So far I laughed at the awkward moment in the beginning between the first two contestants, the rest was really boring
Direnc and Freddy have great chemistry. New Fishtank romance?
>>211420248yes, that happens every single season
>>211420298Yeah I have to lift my stomach out of the way to expose the fupa but yeah you can
>the femcel laughing to herself
this is spooky bros
this fucking sucks. where are the crazies
>>211420326Sylvia has big tits
It's a soft loose kind of product
>>211420323An abo passed out on petrol is more interesting than this.
>>211420350probably in your dreams every night faggot
millenials and zoomers have segregated
the audio is unbearable, enjoy your mumble show
Jet this is the worst cast ever
>>211420296yeah idk man same here, is like a primal thing
Problems with bakings on the very first day
>>211420350I don't think fighting nontent with nontent will solve this problem.
>>211420262I deleted my Smaack folder after S3 ended king. She deserves to rest.
>>211420367sylvia has big everything
>>211419461they hate each other now
>>211420051You already know the answer to that if you have watched the show before. Live in the moment bro
we'll be enabling TTS shortly
so itโs like s2 but in the s1 house with crypto gimmick
>>211420350he's already here... In our hearts.
Angela literally laughing on her own
>>211420403that's not true
anyways
>>211420311Life is fucking mizzy
BRAPHOG DEPLOYED
BRAPHOG DEPLOYED
BRAPHOG DEPLOYED
oh fuck it's Jim Sterling!
>>211420396Sylvia is fucking hot
I love her. Every trait was good.
>Jet promised kino, and delivered doodoo.
Its so over...
>>211420204The cope for what? It's day 1 and the whole cast isn't even here yet
>>211420359yeah I've been getting summer vibes ever singe direnc showed up and mogged her
Okay this hog has potential
>>211420237Imagine if the last words you ever heard were "we're taking the gloves off this season". Absolute kino
oh they brought back claire
GODDAMN THAT'S A BIG BITCH
>>211420326Letty probably has the biggest tit/weight ratio in the show
>>211420403I thought they belong together now
damn ellie was the replacement
Content queen has been deployed
is this the fat chick from bitchtank?
https://x.com/rachel_ahavah
https://x.com/rachel_ahavah
https://x.com/rachel_ahavah
https://x.com/rachel_ahavah
https://x.com/rachel_ahavah
If the next contestant aint black, these niggas RACIST n shit
im gonna feel so fucking bad for her when tts gets turned on
ellie replacement confirmed
>hog walks in
>immediately insufferable
Gender-bent airsoft fatty
so many simpable mids this season
>last person to arrive is a male named A***
>last female contestant is a bbw
YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TIME IT IS
>>211420647I can already tell she can handle it
>alex bโs wife 2.0
Holy kek. W casting
>>211420326Im sorry, I know not what I've done
has anyone found angelina's OF?
NO NEW THREADS. ONE /FTL/ THREAD ALLOWED AT ALL TIMES, REGARDLESS OF PAGE NUMBER, IMAGE LIMIT, ETC.
What are the odds she comes in guns blazing then just sleeps all day like every other fat person that's been on the show?
>>211419105 (OP)i just joined what did i miss?
they should harvest her blubber and use it to lubricate train wheels
There is literally nothing I hate more than an overly friendly/outgoing fat girl like this.
>>211419105 (OP)why isnt stox prices going down
>did you put your penis in it?
>not yet
this fat retard is gonna get fucked up
Someone go complain to the jannies on IRC
this ladies constant jokes are not gonna be grating at all
>wannabe influencer
https://linktr.ee/rachelahavah
Why the fuck are they deleting threads?
>>211420684we may have to just go and take over /bant/
Itโs a special needs cast
>>211420673I would unironically kneel to Jet if they brought him back for this
Bros... This cast is bog water...
you spoke, we listened
season 4 is about personalities
>>211420722Alex could save the show fr
>>211420724yeah that adds up
>>211420326I saw somebody suggest the idea of getting a woman who has comically large tits, and make her have to do challenges that are physically difficult for her to do. Would be nice coomerbait with a side of humor
can you guys delete this one because its at image limit
>>211420684/tv/ hates us.
it's like AB is actually on the show
>18? be careful.
kek sheโs warning her about jet
I thought the bit this season was that they all had autism? Was that not a thing?
lol rachel is already scaring the shit outta ellie
>>211420722yes i would buy the season pass if jet pulls this off
ok, now we just NEED a gay nigger!!! Neptroonian KINO!!
prediction: the gimmick is they will move the fish to a second house which is a "spaceship"
someone make a new thread
>>211420673Don't get my hopes up
>>211420737Mizzy is sperging out right now on stream about it
>>211420735FLUSHING THE FISH IS THE ONLY MOVE.
Is she gonna be one of those jolly fat bitches who are actually cool, because they know that they better have a personality, because that's the only was to get ahead for them?
>>211420743sounds gay as hell
>>211420711WHen I saw the linktree I was expecting to be horrified by assuming that there'd be an onlyfans.
>>211420733Wheres the diversity? They're all annoying
some nigger leaked it on thread #11, apparently beaner kino is next
>>211420733but can you top burt?
why does every millenial ever take online IQ tests and 100% believe the results
Wow, bravo jet, I already want to switch it off
>>211420759stoic badass casting a BIG shadow
>>211420740Nifty is cool, this bitch sucks.
this is jet's "best for last" btw
>>211420733it's like one person nigga!
>>211420770theres no spaceship
they lied to us
wow i hate this bitch so much... i actually really wanna see sam lay into her...
>>211420684You could just give us a rolling sticky for 6 weeks and be done with it.
>>211420798I'm a millennial and I've never done this. Though I do believe my IQ is around 110
RACHEL RAPISTS WYA TAP IN
this big bitch is 100% gonna markypost
>>211420777Day 1 I normally have a favourite by now. This time I hate them all. You are a cuckold.
>We're saving the best for last!
>>211420780>tits are gayNever change, Fishtank fandom
wait she has the same bday as burt? also me wtf why are we all fucked up
welp time to keep the tab muted
>>211420813this isnt last RETARD
There are some real Jimmy vibes with this bitch.
i'm so happy angi is not talking
>>211420813Unfortunately it seems true. This whale is the best fish so far
I literally can't fucking listen to this I can't stand her man voice I can hear her labored breathing and she keeps fucking talking I HATE FAT PEOPLE
>>211420813This is the last contestant???????????
THIS IS THE WHOLE CAST??
OH NO OH MY GOD
Reminder that kf believes every post with the name jet is actually jet
Don't worry guys, Alex B will carry the show
>>211420733Turn on tts faggot
Big belly bbw contestant . . . Jet I kneel.
Jet you might be washed. Iโm starting to think any past success was luck
Jet we're so sick of this shit. We want to see a 600lb woman sitting on cute faces like Ellie, and Angelina's. What the fuck is this 250lb waste of space doing on my screen?
this is the worst thing that's ever happened in history
>>211420798shes a zoomer. shes 27. cope.
>most potential to be content
> S tier: Jin, Rachel
>A tier: Freddie, Angie, Daniel
>B tier: Ellie
>D tier: Direnc
>>211420828She's probably the one the marky irc got on the show
Where's the nigger from Penn that said he was going to show up at the house? We need him now more than ever.
>>211420844seriously lol ever since direnc showed up she's almost completely shut the fuck up
now i hate rachel just as much as the next guy, but at least shes doing... something
i couldnt stand 5 more seconds of le epic lolcow gossip they were doing
they really are just like the fucking s2 cast
>>211420873jannies deleted an ongoing thread or 4chan is acting up
>>211420821the hack should have told you that the staff here is incompetent and wouldnโt know how to even do that, and on top of that they hate us.
>>211420852one more dude is coming
This is the whole cast??? What
I fear they used up all their creative talent with famous house
>>211420839spot on, she has an instrument too so she's a bit of a bard like chris too
Nifty would eviscerate this broad
Coming in with this kind of energy would be smart if they were shooting an actual reality show, when it's 24/7 people will realize she's not like this all the time very quickly, and she couldn't keep this up even if she wanted to because she's a fat monster.
>>211420874yeah that thing has the potential to be the new Burt
she brought a guitar
remember angie said she could play
we shall see
Ellie has Rachel fatigue already
Frank is going to trash all of the pig's belongings
>>211420871Season 1 was lightning in a bottle, he will never be able to recreate it.
>>211420684uhhh yeah... sorry... production said we need to make room for real /tv/ threads like child porn
there are retards that actually believe there were only 3 bedrooms in s1
>>211420878What "content" do you forsee from jin?
I think Rachel genuinely terrified Ellie by saying "be careful...be careful"
They need to bring in Styxhexenhammer for this giant chick.
Have them do talmudic chicken magic then give him enough booze to grab her tits.
>>211420894Thereโs one more that hasnโt arrived yet
>>211420912oh god i cant wait
>>211420853might as well be because jet lurks here and steals ideas
>>211420894One more dude is coming.
everybody say NIGGA!!!!!! XDDD
>shes a scientologist
you will be hunted by sea org for 1 billion years jet
>can we all yell legalize comedy on 3
nuke the eastern seaboard
Welp, there goes my first cringe mute of the season
It's all about the personality guys give it time!
>>211420711>Throne So she is a findom bbw goddess!!
let me guess. you guys are gonna clutch your pearls at her doing tarot cards?
>>211420878the aussie girl is probably going to be great once things start getting spicy
>luke blindfolded me
HES IN
Famous House is the proper model for Fishtank but production is too lazy to execute it properly
Twitter fans never again. Coles only.
>>211420877calling a 27 year old a zoomer is like calling someone born in 1999 a 90s kid
Itโs gonna be so kino to see this bitch get broken
>>211420943send to coordinates to Iran
did ellie just grab a cross lmao
>>211420925heโs a degenerate coomer
>>211420733thats neptunian, thats quality, im already feeling the radiation from the fallout of the changed world of entertainment (please mail me my 20 rupees saar)
>>211420925nta but seems like a chill dude, he'll probably have the mediator role
what did better JC just go get out of her room and put on the table?
When fat men are loud and outgoing itโs funny
When fat women do it I want to kill them
>>211420894alexb coming to suck out all of rachels farts
>>211420924they're just doing that gay annoying larping mandela effect thing
I cant post the pic cause of no new threads, but this bitch is an IP2 wine hag. Her top post on tiktok is her sniping elisa jordana. Mental illness awaits
I cannot wait to see Ellie cry
>>211420925Heโs already admitted to being a severe gooner and is surprisingly forward. Tons of potential for content there
I'd rather have Sylvia back than this fugly witch wannabe hog retard POUR BOILING WATER ON IT'S BRAINS
senpaitachi i don't like the new cast
i like maybe 2 characters but that's it
and only a little
and only because they're cute
and only because of the reaction my penis has
the last guy needs to really balance shit out.
>>211420636>endless fishtank retweets from before S4holy fuck this is so grim
>tarot cards
I am eagerly awaiting Sam's reaction when he arrives.
Fat dumb bitch shows up and immediately starts steamrolling with her insufferable main character syndrome
>Ellie went to get something from her bag to "Bless her and protect her from the Satanic ritual"
>>21142096229 is a zoomer. Zoomers are getting old bro
It's a good cast. Doomerposters are retards
If the last dude sucks, Rachel is going to win
Wasn't some guy asking for a female Chris Farley earlier in these threads?
does this bitch ever SHUT UP
Inshallah this season will rapidly improve
>>211420990you're out of your mind if you think she isn't getting coddled like binx and payton were
One man can save this cast... and his name is Ian.
>tarots cards
we need Nifty now
>>211420942it's a joke you retard
>omg I can't wait until le daddy sam breaks these boring people
Shut up already
I just got home. What's the quick rundown on the cast? Also, is there a reason they're back in the S1 house?
>>211420925sticking dick in the glasses of water
Rachel is getting over with me remids me of Nifty
>>211420982This but nothing about being loud and outgoing
>>211420994Nah Daniel and Jin are aight
>>211421019Thank God for commercials
>>211421003sheโs going to cause someone to snap. good content
Freddy and Rachel are going to get along I feel it
It's a good cast. Doomerposters are retards
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>>211421002He's not going to do shit, Jet doesn't like when Sam gets political or religious on his satanic show.
I thought it couldnt get worse after angie but it did
>>211421017La SamahaAllah brother.
>>211421015Monkey paw wish
>>211421031Dreadful cast.
Pure grim.
>jet creates ads specifically just to annoy the audience
never give this nigger a dime
>>211421033I hate nifty, Rachel has retard charisma
>>211420974>mediator role>content>>211420972>>211420991>coomer>content
Are those tarot cards? Sam will trash them and/or kick her for having them lol
>>211421010Its not doomerposting when its the truth. This cast sucks ass. Maybe you'd see that without Jets balls over your eyes.
Rachel is already crying about being made fun of, she won't last long thankfully
>>211420533can you explain a little more anon? i'm having difficulty hearing and i'm using windows loudness equalization
Only Scott can save us now
heavy nifty energy from this hog
>>211420967I find it humorous to imagine that the coordinates of the entire East-USA is classified info that Iran doesn't have access to but you do. haha
WHERE IS NEW THREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fuck my shitty rachel life
rachel delivers her jokes the same way nifty does and they're practically the same human it's kind of scary
>>211421074Why would he give a shit?
>>211421064the things they say are interchangeable