Thread 211424778

Nearly 60 years old. Not married. No kids. This makes him an incel.
Prove me wrong. You can't.

is he really that old? I thought he was only in his 40s.

>>211425261
He's 46. OP is seething cause Mike's slaying 20 year olds everyday and isn't settling down with an old hag.

he's just celibate

>>211424778 (OP)
wtf he's literally me bap bap bap look at me

All day he's been making these threads.

>being obsessed with a 40 year old man
You're not a fag, are you OP?

>>211425866
How would you know?

>>211425832
ok. i'm looking.

>>211424778 (OP)
And Jay is gay. Wizard is also an incel. Jack and Rich have significant others. What a weird group of weirdos.

Why does Jay look way more attractive than all the rest of them? He looks like some random Brad hanging around with a bunch of nerds.

mike is married to jessi and they have a kid
rich was engaged at some point, not sure if he's married
no idea what's happening with jay

>>211426071
>mike is married to jessi and they have a kid
SHOW ME RECEIPTS

Remember when Jay shaved his head and all the comments in the video were talking about Jay's shaved head and nobody was talking about the video itself

>>211425903
Is there a bounty?

>>211426101
it was on the farms

>>211426046
Because hes gay and gay guys have high standards. You can't really pick other guys up without being at the very least physically fit and masc presenting.

>>211424778 (OP)
This man single-handedly made George Lucas sell Star Wars to Disney.
What makes Wisconsin alcoholics so powerful?

>>211426633
>your idol Stoklasa is exposed as an incel
>this is how you respond
HOLY COPIUM

>>211426698
Are you saying that Plinkett reviews didn't brainwash an entire generation into hating the ludokino that were the Star Wars prequels?
Are you a cvck, by any chance?

RLM appears to have purchased at least 3 Sony FX6, which is $7,200 just for the camera body and the lens.

>>211426569
you outta know sweetie

>>211427402
OOOOOO GOTEEEEMMMM
THIS NIGGA COOKED HIM UP YOOO
FR FR NO CAP

>>211424778 (OP)
Involuntary vs voluntary, anon. There's a clear distinction. Nearly everyone on the planet can procure sexual attention, they just choose not to, because all the people willing, are not what they want. Those are voluntarily relinquished opportunities.

Almost no one, is involuntarily celibate.

>>211424778 (OP)
Do you have actual proof he's not married to that fat broad?

>>211427309
That sounds pretty reasonable for “professional” youtuber equipment.

>>211427603
Do you have proof that he is married to that delicious fat redhead?

>>211424778 (OP)
He's 61 now.

>>211427309
Counting others money is a bad manners, but did they really need these cameras to shoot non-dynamic scenes?

>UMM DEYRE INCELS!!!!!
Rich is confirmed together with that ugly girl named Karen. Mike had a girlfriend on the fucking channel and might still be together with her for all we know. The only confirmed bachelor is Jay, but even that might be a lie and he has a woman that was never shown or mentioned.

>>211427689
No.

>>211427759
>With the ability to capture up to 15+ stops of dynamic range, Sony's S-Cinetone gamma for filmlike skin tones, and up to 10-bit, 4:2:2 XAVC-I recording, the FX6 is poised to both supplement your FX9 or VENICE capture...
>15+ stops of dynamic range

They wanted a camera that can practically see in the dark because they can't be bothered to learn how to light the scene properly.

Mike is the tallest of the RLM and was the most classicaly handsome when they were younger

>>211428028
>>211428090
Ouch
He needs to get on trt and start exercising

>>211426633
>ruined star wars
With Facts and Logic

>>211428459
>With Facts and Logic
Straight from his heinie

>>211428420
Man loses his hair
>LOL JUST JUST HAHAHA PATHETIC KEK!!!!!!
Man tries to keep his hair
>LOL HE WENT TO TURKEY HOW INSECURE ARE YOU HAHAHA PATHETIC KEK!!!!!!

i dont get it

>>211427251
Nobody knew JJ was such a hack

>>211428028
Hed still be ok if he wasnt a mass of lard

>>211425261
He's 87.

>>211428420
Jay just has good hair genetics. Also what’s wrong with fixing your teeth?

>>211428603
He's Japanese

>>211428420
He also had a liver spot right below his hairline lasered by a dermatologist. I wouldn't be surprised if he also got some injections to reduce crow's feet.

>>211426009
Jack's wife shmishmorshed him

>>211428028
He went from chad to lump and Jay went from gross nerd to handsome manlet.

>>211428420
>>211428603
He's balding like crazy over the past year.

>>211429144
He's also approaching 50. I don't get the obsession you faggots have with male hair.

>>211429181
zoomers are balding at 17 and they won't shut up about hairlines

>>211427759
I think they are making another movie at some point, because they've been upgrading their gear for several years now.

>>211424778 (OP)
He has kids and is married to Jessie, he’s just super private about it because of the weirdos in their audience. That’s also the reason Jessie stopped appearing in their videos, weirdos were constantly asking for feet pics.

>>211430605
he has kids and is married to both jay and rich