Thread 211428264

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Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:16:45 AM No.211428264 >>211428403 >>211428710 >>211428844 >>211428865 >>211428902 >>211428917 >>211428986 >>211429229 >>211433076

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>Dan Aykroyd lost it at one point during shooting on the Paramount lot. In full "Conehead" attire, the actor threw a mega screaming fit at the studio's Melrose Avenue gate after his personal wardrobe person was reprimanded by a security guard for busting the lot's 8-mile-an-hour speed limit. Aykroyd was so peeved after the incident - and after hearing that one of his production assistants was given a hard time when he tried to enter the lot late one night - that he burst into the guard station and trashed it. He threw everything on the floor, pulled one of the phones out of the wall, threw papers, knocked the computer on the floor and held the button down on the wooden arm (that lets the cars in) and started motioning incoming cars to 'please come right in ... welcome to Paramount Pictures.' A female security guard witnessing the incident got so upset that she hyperventilated and had to go to the lot's infirmary. At one point during his tirade, Aykroyd commandeered one of the studio's golf carts and drove around screaming and cursing.

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:19:44 AM No.211428403

>>211428264 (OP)
And then everyone clapped.

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:26:57 AM No.211428710 >>211431826

>>211428264 (OP)
he's unironically autistic.

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:27:51 AM No.211428737 >>211432834

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Good. Fuck the unions.

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:30:44 AM No.211428844

>>211428264 (OP)
Uhh based

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:31:08 AM No.211428865 >>211429019

>>211428264 (OP)
This was before camera phones, right? What a shame lol

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:31:57 AM No.211428902

>>211428264 (OP)
>A female security guard witnessing the incident got so upset that she hyperventilated and had to go to the lot's infirmary
So how does this person secure things?

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:32:24 AM No.211428917 >>211432775 >>211433184

>>211428264 (OP)
alcohol induced psychotic break?

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:34:17 AM No.211428986

>>211428264 (OP)
security guards "policing" people they're there to serve is a real problem. they have nothing better to do and focus their attention on anyone who's around. fuck yeah dan aykroyd

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:35:03 AM No.211429019 >>211433070

>>211428865

> happened at a studio where they film movies
> happened at a security booth
> no cameras or film to be scene

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:39:43 AM No.211429229 >>211431041

>>211428264 (OP)
>Sticking up for one of your employees after some faggot rent-a-cop gives her a hard time for "speeding" in a golf cart and probably makes her cry
>Go in full Conehead attire to make him your bitch so he never abuses his "power" again
You just know that security guard was a douche who couldn't make the LAPD probably because he had anger issues and took it out on his poor assistant. Akroyd is Unfathomably based, just became my favorite actor.

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:25:29 AM No.211431041

>>211429229
no doubt.

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:47:53 AM No.211431826 >>211433000

>>211428710
He should be running NASA with the Ancient Aliens Guy.

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:11:14 AM No.211432775 >>211432872

>>211428917
Possibly cocaine withdrawal.
Dan got the whole idea for Coneheads by watching TV one night and noticing people's craniums were elongating in a way that was funny to him.

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:12:56 AM No.211432834

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>>211428737
He's gone zesty thobeit

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:13:40 AM No.211432872 >>211433461

>>211432775
Or possibly just security guards being assholes? I get the feeling like the anti-Aykroyders ITT have never actually dealt with security guards on film sites. They can be insufferable.

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:16:20 AM No.211433000 >>211433178

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>>211431826

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:17:58 AM No.211433070

>>211429019
>1990

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:18:06 AM No.211433076

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>>211428264 (OP)
Imagining him with a cigarette and cocaine sniffles makes this better. Each time he swallows his boogers, his eye go all wider and he gets even louder.

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:19:59 AM No.211433178 >>211433508

>>211433000
Why isn't this guy as famous as graham hancock

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:20:04 AM No.211433184

>>211428917
Sounds like a sane reaction to red tape and being forced to work with bullshit systems like studios or unions just to make anything. It’s even worse nowadays. And if you try to say fuck em and just ignore their “rules” for how much you have to pay actors or writers, the accommodations you have to provide for everyone, or all the nonsense licenses and shit they want you to pay even just to make an ultra low budget independent film, then they’ll sue you to death. They are the parasites that got us to this point of abysmal art and entertainment to begin with.

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:27:28 AM No.211433461

>>211432872
That's more than likely what it is. Speeding through a zone that's 8 mph? Golf carts can get up to what, 15 mph? I can get out and run faster than that.

Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:28:29 AM No.211433508

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>>211433178
His hair is.