Thread 211431302

French Girl Edition

>/ftl/ News:
• It's bedtime. Switch to PPV for Bedroom cams.
• Aryeh scattered the rice! NO $10k for the Asians.
• Jin PISSED in B1 Closet!
• Aryeh CHUGGED a gallon of milk and PUKED (in the sink)
• Angelina: Only fish stock not sold out.
• Production gaslights Rachel into telling Angelina that fans hate her.
• First Challenge: Rice Counting (Rachel Won)
• Rachel and Derinc filmed a BEDROOM SCENE.
• Ellie mogs.
• Freddy mogs.
• Direnc mogs.

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previous >>211430098

LMAO

>>211431302 (OP)
>Ellie mogs.
yeah

cum in my asshole claire
fill me

how long will she last?

post angelina :D

>rachel downloaded the ten hour loop of the ball brothers song
of course she's THAT type of fan

>>211431355
Yo Cowboy can I have my job back

rachel fat

So this is what the people who laughed at the ball brothers bit look like

>>211431352
Wait, it's literally Andy Milonakis?

i love latina letty

>>211431372
She'll leave tomorrow, unfortunately

how much money has she spent on this shit?

>>211431372
Gone before the week is up.

Irrational seething burning hatred for the most beautiful woman on the show award

>>211431313
Add another skin tag..

>>211431372
Is she hiding from the cams or something

>>211431393
you are so much of a mark its pathetic

>>211431379
she is literally fatty if fatty substituted star wars fandom for fishtank lore

>>211431372
Cut status?

These bright walls are going to get hard to look at especially late at night. Really missing the S2 house rn.

>>211431372
6 days

>nifty plus 250
fucking kek that was a good one

>>211431400
SHE ACTED HAPPY THAT SHE WAS ON THE SHOW SHE LIKED. DONT YOU SEE HOW FUCKING RETARDED THAT IS.

===ELLIE UPDATE===
ellie is UP to something in the b2 closet

skulls?

when do they start flushing clothes down the toilet?

ASAIAN PERSUASIAN

Relax maxxing

bribes production with gifts gets kicked off next

guys enjoy this time of everybody loving aryeh, the contrarians are gonna come out full force like they always do after a bit

>>211431404
shes changing

This is cringe the gift thing

will there be any payoff for whatever thing they're doing with rachel probably not

that's a bill candle

>>211431408
anyone who hates angie is the literal definition of a mark

>>211431372
>her mother was a crack addict
>she has no other prospects
>she has been racist (13%) in the stream of a large streamer
who knows, depends how far she's willing to humiliate herself

>>211431442
Why is she trying to ruin her life by doing this?

>>211431364
She did nothing wrong except make abi an op

>>211431444
cheese smelling nigger

>>211431393
>>211431400
>>211431435
Shit like this as well as seeing Rachel make me feel ill that I watch this alongside you people

>>211431449
I don't like him.

how much are these skulls?

bill ottman white skull candle fragrance shopping

>>211431435
>>211431408
imagine seething this hard. angelina best girl, post her :D

>>211431372
she really wants money, longer than you might think

>>211431397
More than she could potentially win

Rachel is the Jimmy of this season

>>211431393
>we fused josie and letty together

bill likes anything...

bill confirmed to be in the basement

>>211431352
>>211431355
jet looking tasty ngl

>>211431479
she WILL show feet

bros we need to make ellie smile. please give the wiggers money to cheer her up

>>211431479
feet

>bill likes anything
lots of bill posting on day one

>>211431477
Is "she" Skull Hyde?

Filtered by 1000k pennies

>>211431457
>>211431393
>>211431400
>>211431435
>>211431483
Oh man

>>211431479
it's time to get to work

>>211431487
1000%

What did she gift them?

>>211431477
they are 200 bucks each

https://thompsonferrier.com/products/the-aroma-maximilien-skull

Any of the good fishtank fans that people would love are too employed to have the time to do this show. Luke is an anomaly because he was extremely likeable, normal, and unemployed. /ftl/ would love me on this shit but I am not risking tainting my google search for the rest of my life.

>>211431455
They're building up her sense of importance and deluding her into thinking she's tight with production.

seeing fat vape makes me want to quit vaping

>>211431519
A bunch of candles in skull candle holders

jet: I never had a contestant bring me a gift before
jimmy: don't you wish you treated your friends better

I think I'm sorta over Fishtank.

>>211431508
I unironically might buy a plushy for the first time ever

>>211431483
ANGIGGERS BEGONE

>>211431454
Super sized fat girls think they can buy respect to make up for being hideous blobs

>never had a contestant bring gifts before
jimmy bros….

>>211431522
this shit is why poor people are poor

>>211431504
he helped bring up rachel's stuff, it was awesome

I'm Drenched

>>211431435
you're just saying this because you're simpin btw

>>211431393
Jet plans on doing terrible things to her after this season wraps up

feels like all of these people are going to break down into tears when they get eliminated

>>211431525
luke wasn't unempoloyed he just wfh, freelancing

can we go back to famous house?

>>211431393
>>211431400
Grim

>>211431522
she also said earlier she is buying a bunch of billboards to put up a pic of her face to advertise fishtank
must have some money

Think it’s safe to go to bed?

>>211431536
wow sick lol

>>211431529
remember when they did this with jimmy and simbal and it just made them obnoxiously arrogant for the entire show

>>211431529
clearly but they won't do anything funny with that

Imagine going on their show and giving THEM money
Holy shit bros

>the fat woman likes ice cream
shocking

why wasn't this thing advertised literally ANYWHERE? nobody knows about this shit

Why can that guy never complete a sentence, is he drunk?

>>211431573
lol no

>>211431556
I’m drunk on direnc

>>211431522
>>211431571
It's AB

Drench socials?
>Drench socials?
Drench socials?
>Drench socials?
Drench socials?
>Drench socials?
Drench socials?
>Drench socials?

>>211431469
And Isaac, her family, and most of all bant

>>211431577
yeah that was awesome lol

drench is better at cleaning than that whore josie

>>211431513
1000k pennies is $10,000......

I can't wait to see the various Direnc outfits over the coming days

>>211431582
they probably prefer it being on the niche side

>>211431525
>/ftl/ would love me on this shit
Uh huh

>>211431573
Not until every fish is asleep, and still not then.

>>211431577
wonder how long til they limit rude tts to her

>>211431599
SHES FAST

>>211431582
sam didn't even tweet about it starting or him coming on lol

slight ellie jiggle coming down the stairs

>>211431575
Bad to the bone

>>211431609
stfu josie is an angel

>>211431544
No, they should team up.

>>211431548
Jimmy doesn't exist in the Fishtank universe anymore, just some TTS voice now.

vibe ruiner coming up

>>211431599
>>211431621
Paypay W

>>211431582
they are to cool for advertising

>>211431525
Pretty sure Luke lived off art commissions, he does work for DNSL

pour up
>drench
head shot
>drench
sit down
>drench
stand up
>drench
pass out
>drench
wake up
>drench
faded
>drench
faded
>drench

how is the aussie a literal stripper and we havent found nudes of her yet?

LOL mints looks like THAT?

rABchel is kinda hot

"Vance"?

at least maejok stays downstairs

chinky jumped!

who the fuck is mints

never allow that retard up to do “bits “ ever again

>>211431638
I only missed like the first hour, and then like 2 hours inbetween, and never seen this guy, who is this Vince

pete and pete lookin ahh nigga

>>211431638
>>211431645
arnold the ginger faggot

how many dudes are in that basement

>>211431647
We don't know her social media names yet.

>>211431650
>>211431656
ohh did she say mints? I thought she said vance lol

who is that supposed to be

BRO IS THICC AS FUCK

vibes

>>211431661
whore (my wife)

I speak for all of us when I say that we love Angelina, and Ellie.

she's a stripper a crackhead and an australian and is still the nicest and most domestic woman on the show

>>211431477
The black skull is totally ben’s vibe. Such an awesome gift.

cant wait for them to break this bitch

>>211431681
that's lozenges

fucked up the bit and got called gay by the fat girl

shane dawson hips

this is actually a good cast

>>211431694
decent ass on her too

>jet made a point about not wanting fish to shout out chatters
>he's now forcing fucking chat mods on the cams

>>211431661
aussie trailer trash with a tramp stamp
the whole package all for a carton of cigs

Freddy sisters... what happened?

>>211431690
faggot

>>211431690
Drench and Ellie

manifesting ellie hanging out on /bant/ with the boys after the season ends.

>>211431603
MANY are asking this

That hog unironically mogged the fat ginger.

>>211431697
hi jet lmfao

>>211431700
can’t wait for you to rope when they carry her to the endgame

rachel B3 sit-tent will be a staple of season 4

>they have to go relay what's happening in the house because rachel's fat ass won't leave her room because fat
fucking kek she really is the queen

>>211431725
good taste

>>211431735
She's like four times her size

>>211431661
i can fix her

>>211431725
Her feet are DRENCHED

>>211431734
they did that with tayleigh and was the same archetype but she was funny and endearing. this girl is useless.

>>211431709
This reminds me of the s1 threads when people were talking about concepts for later seasons, like torturing fans and filling the house with spergs.

is there no boxing anymore? she acted like she didnt know what ringing the bell meant

S1 house without blacked gay jon feels off

angelina burns coal :/

didn't jet say the paywall would only be for bedrooms after 10?

the wiggers are going to resell these for sure

>>211431725
>tfw no crackhag wife

>bug squisher
>girl mechanic
>racist hapa
whats not to love?

>>211431743
Nah, WE can fix her

they're really gonna keep the fucking director on rachel all the time because they think it's so funny aren't they

>>211431735
>the weak should fear the strong

>>211431767
angelina is coal

These guys are shameless by saying Angela's stox are not sold out. They are squeezing the simps so fucking hard. As if the Letty/Josie hybrid wasn't one of the first to sell out. Reminds me of those online stores that say there is 42 minutes left on a sale but if you refresh the page the timer resets.

>>211431748
It's not illegal.

>>211431773
what is it a candle? i didn't watch the wigger party cause the hog was there

what is the highest quality photo of aussie girls face? I'll start working on OSINT

>>211431773
that's what she gave them? Thats like some shit andrew tate would have on a shelf lmfao

The Aussie girl seems like she has a good heart, I hope nothing bad happens to her bros

>>211431760
you cannot be serious lmao

>>211431762
i think she's a s3 fan. there was no bell in s3 right?

Therapy session time

it’s time

Its so good already

wouldnt it be pronounced derenj in turkish

>>211431772
uh huh

>>211431796
yeah a scented candle

>>211431803
she's a sweetheart i want to queen out with her

>>211431822
you sound derenjed

>>211431814
If I just glanced at this picture I'd mistake it for s1

something tells me they'll be waiting a lot for Rachel this season

>youre like a sweaty meatball
fucking kek

Angelina is endearing and I forgive her for being annoying as fuck earlier.

>>211431788
man I know they scam everybody constantly but she really is just that unlikable

>group attack therapy is back
no
NO
NOOOOOO

latinx letty usurps that crusty saggy hagged brown holed hairy witch

I want to see the hapa's feet

>>211431814
>your final seven

Breh they should've painted these walls something but solid white. Shit was already hard enough to watch the first time around. NOT cozy.

>you got some rice on your feet
>you're like a sweaty meat ball teehee
what the FUCK did she mean by this?

crack girl cleans the house unprompted. I think i'm in love. crackwhore mommy!

It's official. I'm warmed up to the cast

Holy fuck one of the cows just farted

Angelina has the same demeanor as Sohla from BA if she were 5 years older and completely beat

Jin's a big dude, is he a hapa?

>>211431788
She's clearly the best girl and you can tell by they way she makes /ftl/ seethe

>>211431841
lmfao

>>211431842
shes great

>>211431852
screenshotting this

why don't i have a paywall i don't have a season pass

>>211431863
another Sohla from BA fan on 4chan wtf

This whole show lives in S1's shadow.

shouldve done 10 people

kick jin for shaving his chest. lame.

fans only hate angie so much because of binx fatigue from last season
she was cringe when she first entered but shes as likeable as somebody like Jin

>>211431853
dark mode had been a disaster for the mole people known as the zoomer race

>>211431852
lol

>>211431866
yes

>>211431822
i think there's a cedilla on the c

>takes one tiny puff of a faux crackpipe once
>le crackwhore le crackey la crackina
yalls are disgusting af family

>>211431788
>jet panicking after realizing he has a dud cast

>>211431842
>>211431874
>>211431868
brutal

>>211431866
No Koreans are growing tall nowadays. Know a few over 6'

Joopy

Angelina is so good

>>211431302 (OP)
if theyre setting up for actual for real Hell House, this is a good setup
if not
this is worse than s3

>>211431863
that jewish slampig was a fine specimen in her time

>>211431892
you are god's chosen one

>>211431911
And I’m still going to hit

>>211431863
extremely specific but I get what you mean

>>211431842
I'm glad she calmed down, she instantly put a real bad taste in my mouth with how fucking annoying she was being. I could see myself coming back around to her if she actually stops being so annoying

>>211431896
only for people that actually watched live. that shit is long forgotten.

>>211431911
>so just because im on fishtank i cant have a nice relaxing smoke of crack

luluballs

Trish keeps burping

i want angelina to do unspeakable things to me

>>211431921
she's nontent

Angelina is nauseating

>>211431842
she's annoying as fuck which is why she's the best

baldy and biggums are carrying

>>211431896
S1 was a poor mans S3 Binx>Josie

>>211431820
S2 had so much magic

>>211431892
you may have been randomly gifted a 3 day season pass
i had one that expired yesterday

still not paying

fuck you sam i'm buying death stranding 2

>>211431909
ohhh k

>>211431927
legally you can only go so far. S2 they had trouble with this. (chickens and PETA). Hell House is illegal no matter what kind of liability release they sign. Unless Sam has a deal with the local government.

>>211431863
that cunt ruined that whole youtube channel. it was kino

>>211431866
he barely looks asian at all so I assume so

>>211431953
Hot.

I AM NOT GIVING YOU ANY MONEY AND I WILL CONTINUE TO USE MY FREE LIFETIME GUMROAD SUB.

>>211431967
the ppv site runs better than the actual fish tank site and I dont give a fuck about chatting or the stock bullshit

>>211431842
>>211431874
>>211431940
>>211431900
>>211431874
Is this the /bant/ narrative?

>>211431953
let me know when she burps out the other end

>>211431606
That’s just fairly normal early 20’s identity crisis stuff. Going after abi is just kicking an easy target.

>>211431921
Why do you keep posting these Jet gender swap photos

Cow gang wwa

>>211431962
>Binx
who?

we love you daniel

jin is gonna make me go jerk off fr fr

>>211431945
even the "superfans" seem almost completely removed from season 1

holy fucking autist

>>211431921
It took 4 seasons before you sex offenders started getting off to jets sister. A rare jet W

cozy confessional room i like the vibe

>>211432003
MOOOOOOO!!

>>211431984
how do you get free gumroad?

>>211431690
kys

>>211431919
Don't think I've ever seen a tall Korean outside ones that were mixed.

SEX WITH DRENCH

Daniel sounds like hunts wabbits

he's literally me

sam has found his prey for his self-improvement grift

This just isnt hitting for me. Maybe its time for me to move on (unless BG2 is good)

>>211431993
hey don't loop me in with those faggots, I'm just being neutral and don't let my first impression paint my whole idea of a character on a television program

didn't mind binx desu
angie's a fucking disease though

>>211432039
S5 will be fat camp theme

>>211431957
She is kino, tbf.

he is literally like all of you guys, why make fun of him?

I'm always amazed how unbothered morbidly obese people are with showing off a bunch of skin. You'd think they'd drape their tarp sized tshirts over themselves but they're always wearing spaghetti straps and shorts and shit

daniel seems like a sweet guy

Wheres that silly wabbit

>>211431401
hmmm... i'll try

>>211431975
Partially the reason I wasn't warming up to that girl right off the bat, hate that bitch

>>211432060
that is very much a good thing

>>211432052
some are saying this

>>211432060
good

trapped in direncs legs forced to lick her butthole clean while she puffs a little crack bowly

>>211431993
bant is not a monolith

idk if daniel is built for this, guys

>>211431302 (OP)
feed the whale caffeine at 11pm lmao
based freddy

get a skill get two speech incoming

>>211432062
I would hang with him. Seems like he just doesnt have any confidence.

who do you think sam's favorite is rn?

>>211432060
>sam hyde will never be your dad
spend money on season pass and try to be funny with TTS and i'm sure he will notice you. the more money you spend the greater chance you have of him becoming your dad

Rock hard nipples.

>>211432040
dont give a fuck faggot. just go. millions are gonna watch it anyways.

Daniel is my nigga fr

>>211431901
The Season 2 house color scheme ruled however.

this season needs more Ben

>>211432021
>sex offenders

She is 23 and we Love joopy kys

>it's a sam plays surrogate father to relive the experience he never got with his own father
honestly this show is sick

>>211432063
Binx?

>>211432049
non-fats are a minority and usually mentally ill

>>211431690
no
i'm not simping this season
after last season i... i learned my lesson...

>>211432059
they overheat if they're too covered up

>>211432085
cole

>>211432090
yeah, but how big are her areolas?

>Daniel is literally special needs
Now I feel bad for laughing at him.

I'm on the trail, bros

>>211432078
Yeah, already feel bad.

>>211432060
thank fucking god

>>211432040
Why announce these things lol, we aren't on the payroll, who cares.

>>211432085
Mizzy

>>211432078
Daniel saw the TJ evolution and wants it to be him. Hope he goes far.
inb4 Areyeh teaches him how to be comfortable with himself

>>211432101
eating disorders that lead to obesity are a mental illness

>>211432078
summer 2.0

whats your 5 year plan

>>211432107
That's what I figured.

>>211432113
KEEP ME POSTED.

>>211431842
this

>>211432085
I think he's amused by the fat bitch.
Likes trolling Aryeh.
Considering they casted Freddy for some reason, I assume he is their inherent favourite.

>>211432097
>a mexican
no ty

>>211432096
doesn't he like big girls? bet he's thinking about it

He's only 21 acting like it's over

>>211432084
i hope they aren't too mean to him

Jet firing up the narrative in the basement rn. TJ 2 time.

>>211432099
He tried with Jon but he was too wetawded

>>211432123
You will read my posts. You will respond to my posts. Thats why

wait this guy is actually literally retarded huh

Can't tell if this therapy is cringe or kino

>>211431690
Naw

>>211432113
alright man let's go

Lol they found a legit retard

this is a straight up therapy session

>>211432110
you just figured this out?

>>211432144
i knew lots of people who did that and they are still doign it at 30 lol

>>211432113
So it's loik that
I always knew she was a hoe.

>>211432144
average sam hyde fan

>>211432113
o7 godspeed

Its still not hittin hard, imo these are the worst contestants

>>211432144
trvke I should have killed myself when I was 19

>>211432113
PLEASE ANON DON'T TEASE ME

>>211432085
Daniel. Father figure potential like tried to be for Jon

why are americans like this?

>>211432154
Yup.

12 hours in and Sam is already on his surrogate father shit

This is sad actually

it feels like they're speedrunning past arcs

>>211432148
at least Daniel seems like he can actually do it if he gets guidance.
>TJ TAKE INITIATIVE
>tj sits and does nothing

>>211432144
It is

>>211432128
if that's true then I do genuinely respect it.
idk if sam hyde's retard show is the way to go about it, but hey, if it's what it takes, it's what it takes

>>211432173
WHY ARE YOU NOT SPECIAL NEEDS ANYMORE YET

>>211432085
Daniel is certainly the most sympathetic, so probably him. Sam's whole lifeguru guy advice grift? This is the kind of person who genuinely needs it.

>>211432110
*widderwally
*speshoowl

I wish he wasnt cast on the show now im gonna feel bad when he starts getting tortured

>>211432133
watch fishtank for 5 years

I feel bad for this dude ngl

>>211432152
Sounds fun

>>211431963
>Count Harkonnen when he sees an unattended minor

>>211432179
Goranian vibes coming off of this one

>>211432110
now i know why hes so repeatable

>>211432179
they amputated his fucking arm

Sam is being nice and genuine with Daniel. I'm curious which fish he will rip into. Probably the 18 year old, the simp bait, and the fat bitch.

Jin is a glob

>>211432128
Pussy somewhat cured TJ. Drench has to take one for the team

Joopiter's cunt floods with Jet's seed

>>211432185
Bro these kids are homeless and they all look up to him. It would be wrong of him not to do this for these kids.

>>211432136
forgot how much alex made me laugh

>>211432144
zoomers are so obsessed with age, man. it's not just a retard thing

Okay
I like the chud guy

>>211432113
godspeed man, youre doing the lords work

>>211432202
he seems like a nice genuine guy i don't want them to fuck with him

>>211432148
TJ arc but actually deserved( I still love you TJ).

This is depressing. Do we really have to delve deep into their personal problems like this?

>>211432219
Im hoping he just skips the fat bitch

>>211431963
klingon nigga

>>211432179
could be a painting

>>211431963
The Juddha

>>211432197
More humble and moldable than Jon

4chan mentioned

>>211432224
Drench belongs to Areyeh

typical asian fowa chan bwo

>if I close my eyes and try to imagine Jin all I see is rice
Kek

>>211432231
He's a real character
He's a real character

>>211432231
day 1 when everyone was saying he was on crack

>>211432250
Jet's slut

>>211432179
they've done more in life than you

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>211431372
wish i could live inside her socks desu

>sam already shitting on bad cast picks
less than 12 hours into day 1

>>211432113
>AU
>28
tattoo match and it's done

>>211432216
relatable*

>>211432231
no one has beat him

>>211432144
it pretty much is for him though, and its all out of his control

I wasn't super on the daniel train but he's kinda winning me over

>>211432231
>HE LOOKED LIKE DARTH VADER

>>211432231
He was too funny.

>>211432231
When Sam gave him the medallion was absolute kino. Then when Sam did the same story in the cell you could see him seething.

>>211432236
Why does Daniel deserve it?

>>211432261
This stat has ruined my life

rachel is a spicy latina

>>211432190
>tj sits and does nothing
Ok bro

Jin was very talkative before Sam put him to count rice in the room. what the fuck is he on about?

>sam still trying to be a life adviser and guiltripping incels
>is a fundie who never experienced hardship
gay

>>211432171
I'm not sure why he didn't go with the normies again. I bet he was worried that he might get sued or something if he didn't disclose enough so he picked previous viewers but that way you won't get people like this: >>211432231

TJ is unironically more confident in himself than this guy he's just retarded and can't talk

>>211432179
they're fed a constant stream of poisoned food, lobotomising meds, and mkultra sights and sounds
they're under psychic attack unlike any other people on the planet
give them a break

>>211431401
alright, i did my best someone else can give it a go if they want

>>211432231
fuckin take me back dude

The close ups of aryeh are unreal lmao

she a spicy watina fw

>>211432253
kek

daniel is a likeable guy

>>211432179
I actually love this show sometimes.

>>211432190
>tj sits and rocks*****

>>211431393
letty tina

sam hyde is going to do the classic sam hyde bit of getting pissed off that he won't fix these mentally ill people in the span of six weeks

>>211432179
>average long island couple

>>211432270
yeah seriously, fucking annoying when he does that. I don't have any reason to dislike jin, but I also have barely been watching him. he seems alright

>>211432231
Famous House 1.0 Alex is unbeatable

now that we have ellie, angelina and direnc that stupid jet faced dog fucking whore joopy poopy cant hang shes barely above rwhalechel

>>211432270
Jin was shitty casting. He's like damiel but unlikeable and not as ballsy.

>>211432284
Daniel isn’t a drunk pothead

>>211432231
>>211432253
Its actually incredible how much they struck gold with Alex B and Burt.
Whatever method of casting they did last season they need to repeat it but be honest about what the show is if they don't want to keep up the ruse. Most of those people would have signed on as long as you say "An internet reality show with 5 million monthly viewers" or something.

>>211432231
the goat

>>211432231
YOU ARE THOR

I like Daniel he seemed nice

>>211432231
unbelievable content

>>211432097
Your victims don't need to be underage in order for your kind to end up on the registry, rapist

If I had a speech impediment I'd just be daniel, fuck.

>>211432278
thats half of a perfect kickflip there

based leonard

I would fuck Lenard

what do we make of damiel?

holy shit lmao

>ellie is still in high school
OH FUCK DUDE

>i'm in highschool

BILL

SHES IN HHIGHSCHOOL

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT

>>211432144
I'm 21 and feel like that

WHAT A CASTING
JET CAST A GIRL STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL

Bye bye Leonard

>>211431993
>>211432077
>>211432045
tf. we hate simps in the bant /ftl/ general. that's why we exile them to their own threads. you losers are the ones who simp for beat hags and mutts.

10$ for fishtank??? Inshallah they drop the price for the war.

LMFAO SAM SHITTING HIMSELF

>>211432232
I know, they shouldn't even be thinking that until like 28 or when they lose all their hair

SHE'S IN HIGHSCHOOL
WHAT THE FUCK

Its OVER

LMFAO

shes psycho

JC

UH OH JET

>in high school
?????
sam is gonna kill jet

This chick is great holy shit

THEY BROUGHT IN A HIGHSCHOOLER KEK

See she's funny

>18 year high school student
UH OH

HAHAHAHAHA AGAIN

Fuck the asian girl's going home

what is with this unsettling creepy stare at the camera

>cutting class to be on fishtank
where are this girls asian parents?

based ellie mogging the camera

>Sam realizing he's talking to a high schooler and immediately goes to kill Jet
Holy fuck I kneel.

what did she say? what

BYE LENARD

ITS FUCKING OVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>sam hyde an expert on who is 18
is it kino?

>>211432337
gone way too soon

she is gone lmao

>i'm in high school
Oh my god jet

marky moment!

STRIKE 3 JET

I'm fucking dying

On the actionmanstream she said she just graduated high school....

WHY DO THEY KEEP GETTING 18 YEAR OLDS

this bitch is gonna murder someone

jesus

She's insane

>eyes of a psychopath
ellie is 100% the girl they got on short notice

>reveals she's still in high school
>stares at the camera unflinchingly
bros wtf is going on here

>highschool
whos getting fired

TURBO TEAM

SELL $ELLI NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who cares if she's in high school if she's 18?

STRIKE #?

Best season by far and its not even close

>>211432372
>>211432373
>>211432380
>>211432384
>>211432386
>>211432400
>>211432409
>>211432424
>>211432426
>>211432427

lmaoooooooooo

JET

Sam is fucking cracking

lmao Jet only cast her cause he wants to fuck her
and shes still in high school

This is a good night

there's camwhore videos of her out there?

Asian MARKY

ellie is so fucking weird lol

bill ottman hiring a high schooler for his poop torture show

what the fuck is going on.

>>211432425
...can i get laid now?

he's so pissed lol

>uh my name is [whatever] but most people call me LEONARD
>I'm in highschool by the way
>stares at camera for 1 minute without blinking
she's obviously a plant you retards

She sounds so hollow

This Jet nigga is fucking dead.

>>211432451
HOOOLY

>>211432370
It kind of is over for 21 year olds in current year, don't listen to these guys
>>211432375
You can watch it free with the link in OPs post

this finally crossed into neptunian. i am crying laughing, in absolute tears

JET STAY AWAY FROM HER

is she mad at me

Sam is crushing, iykyk

>>211432465
Grim

It's a good cast

need more mommy milf asian psychos

I thought she said she was at or going to college?

Send in Powtank cast as freeloaders for a weekend

>>211432425
Seriously lmao 21 and up ONLY

>>211432465
holy fuck

ellie definitely hangs out in weird discords and has been groomed.

>>211432473
CCP spy

This is depressing lmao

she must've been held back

>rich daddy girl with issues
Oh God she's like that one bitch that did Efukt the second she turned 18 all over again

isn't this the third season in a row with an 18 year old girl

her aspiration is to be a fucking e-girl?

ellie actually seems kinda smarter than the rest of the fish lol definitely jc vibes

ELLIE STOX SKYROCKETING HOLY SHIT

>trish but marky's age
Sam is in love

Still in highschool? Production on suicide watch rn

Giving the same answer as on that Kick stream btw

>>211432425
this was the girl they got at the very last minute

>my dad is rich
Hold up
Hold up

sam has his new protege

>>211432496
someone said on some stream she said she was groomed by a 31 y/o i didn't watch ti tho

>>211432504
yeah its fucking retarded

she's a ball knower KEEP HER

OF is in play lads

>>211432504
yes

RIGHT WING GRIFTY NEWS SHOW

>getting grifting advice from sam hyde
kino

>>211432510
Trish was fat in the right places

>>211432503
>sam instantly gets into her

>>211432511
That probably won't stop Jet

I'm incredibly racist and would never miscegenate but I love elli so much bros

>>211432516
WE WILL MANIFEST THIS
WE WILL MANIFEST THIS
WE WILL MANIFEST THIS
WE WILL MANIFEST THIS

What did Sam think when he realized she was a high schooler?

hope her dad doesn't find out about this and cause an issue!

>>211432488
I dont remember the chick on the right at all.

are they gonna kick her? it's not her fault jet sucks at vetting :(

Did someone say Asian Marqi

BUY ELLIE
BUY BUY BUY

she's 18, does it matter to production that she's in high school? asking genuinely

Jet you are just dumb as hell man

TIGHT LITTLE PIECE

>>211432496
watch her on actionman stream, she's a /lit/ poster for sure

>>211432465
SHOW

She was really hiding her power level

>>211432528
she's way too old for sam

right wing grifting?

>>211432525
wtf is that hat ahahha

rightwing grifting will be 70% of the us economy in 5 years. smart girl.

>Antisemitism
Oh my God, Leonard is based???

this is bizarre

>I’ll be a stake gambler
She wants to be a kick streamer like Letty and other ip2 crowd

what the fuck man

JET IT UP

someone please TTS ellie "mira mesa"

>they like antisemitism
lol

ELLIE GOT HELD BACK IN SCHOOL LMAO

>>211432529
Cant stop Jet and his taste in women

>>211432526
He looks so Jewish here wtf

Sam's new wife

i havent laughed this hard ever

sam is really not happy to have a high schooler on his show

>Anyway....
Claire's back...

Holy shit
My highschool wife ellie is fucking perfect

>>211432529
this one is for Sam obviously, Jet doesn't get the first pick of any of them, Sam does, just like with Marky, when Jet was in love with her, only for Sam to swoop in and sodomize her

hol up that means she must have literally turned 18 after school let out in the 11th grade, what the fuck?

fuckin hell 18 and still in highschool
no wonder why shes difficult and lost

>>211432483
too old

it's a solid solid product

>>211432543
it's just weird. mentally she is a child.

>>211432539
Slither... Spook!

I can't believe Leonard pooled the wolf over our eyes

>... great
Sam contemplating how to get away with murdering Jet

i swear to fucking god i heard sam say "i might put a baby in you"
did my ears lie to me?

>>211432543
Guessing that's what Sam went to ask

sam calculating possible legal issues

these are actually making me like them more
I didn't expect to like ellie but she's kinda funny when she actually talks

She's legal it's all okay. Ethical gooning is allowed. Sharty puritans you have no power

>>211432543
a thousand marky memes flashed before Sam's eyes when she said it

>>211432565
wait shes from mira mesa? Shes rich rich.

s4 gold already

>knows about 13%
>knows about grifting
>"doesn't know" what antisemitism means
she's good

>>211432534
marky infiltrator

>>211432578
he literally couldnt contain his excitement and had to go into another room to calm down

>>211432593
elon

>>211432547
camus is entry level and she definitely won't finish infinite jest.

>>211432567
Ohhh, she looks way more bogged in the first webm. She's the one that was friends with the child crossdresser

>>211432465
hazelnutty

>>211432570
Graduating high school at 18 without being held back a grade is pretty normal in America.

sam reminiscing the marky days rn or what

THE HOG STOMPING UP THE STAIRS AND DOWN THE HALLWAY LOOK OUT!

>>211432593
he said "elon musk would put a baby in you"
then he visibly fidgeted, realizing he was projecting. based ngl

>>211432609
what's 13%?

>>211432583
april 3rd

sam thinking about that teen hapa pussy

Jet's probably shitting himself watching this

I only just tuned in, holy shit they're back in the season 1 house lmao

I take it back
Some of this cast is fucking gold

>>211432465
WHERE?

lmao the sound of rachel coming up the stairs

Payton was 18 too I don't get the issue.

>>211432555
all keynesians are grifters anyway, its time for some actual right wing grifting

damn those are some heavy steps coming lmao

>>211432543
it's just a shit look to have a high schooler on the doxx and torture retards show

>>211432543
Wait wouldnt she have graduated by now. Its the summer

>>211432465
https://www.camshowrecordings.com/model/hazelnutt

>>211432543
not really, it's just kinda weird. first thing she said in the confessional was "I'm just a kid"

>>211432603
she goes to MMHS

finally telling her not to say sam

>>211432525
Luke's streams were comfy and good hearted, sad he never did it again

>>211432607
>yeah look at this hot highschool chick, she's so LEGAL TECHNICALLY

New >>211432643

>>211432582
Fucking lol
>>211432578
You didn't see the way he was lookin at her?

>>211432465
nice

guys please don't tell her dad he might cause problems for the show!

break the couch day 1

>>211432593
He said Elon might want to put a baby in her since she floated the idea to grift off right wing tards.

>>211432403
Her Asian mom is a homeless crackhead

rachel and sam have met before

>>211432622
yeah but she got those books from /lit/ for sure

This fat girl is horrible

>>211432617
kek

torturing a highschool is exactly what he needs for his reputation right before extreme peace comes out

>>211432652
holy fucking yum

>>211432652
she's perfect

>>211432543
They can’t have alcohol now until she’s out which may ruin some planned challenges

>>211432652
oh yeah we're back baby

this whale mogs Sam in size

>>211432652
COOMERGODS WE WON

Angie at least doesn’t have Binx’s Cuban nasal whine so for just for that alone makes her alright.

>>211432644
19 i think

>>211432479
what do you mean current year?

>>211432444
retarded zoomers who think a 2 year age gap in your 30s counts as a pedophilic relationship

>>211432652
LMAO

>>211432633
13% of the population (blacks) commit 50% of the crime

>>211432657
Him playing Song of Saya bg music in his first stream was awesome

>>211432644
she wasn't still in highschool, still being in highschool looks bad, there's swooping in and torturing/having sex with a girl who's 18 "barely legal" and then there's swooping in and torturing/fucking a "highschool girl"

>>211432733
she turned 19 on the show i believe

>>211432652
these are nicee

>>211432760
thats true

>>211432742
She was 35 you sick fuck

>>211432652
I FUCKIN KNEEL COOMERCHAD

>>211432652
YES!
JET TELL GOLDSTRIKER BEFORE INTERVIEW

She's just like me fr

oh so that's why shes fat as fuck

What the fuck is she talking about

>>211432652
>This file is no longer available
FUCK

>>211432652
>https://www.camshowrecordings.com/model/hazelnutt
her body just like my ex AOOOOGAAAA

Sam wondering what the fuck he's gotten himself into this season

>>211432091
>millions
lol

I cant even listen to her

i actually feel bad for this girl. maybe i'm not completely evil yet

traumatank

>>211432893
The immediate change in his demeanor when she walked in

>>211432924
>maybe i'm not completely evil yet
You are just gay

>engaged to my ex
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. SRSLY

>>211432924
she has heart, its inspiring to see it put out to the world

>>211432652
Oh damn, her titties nice.

>>211431647
scroll up retard