French Girl Edition
>/ftl/ News:โข It's bedtime. Switch to PPV for Bedroom cams.
โข Aryeh scattered the rice! NO $10k for the Asians.
โข Jin PISSED in B1 Closet!
โข Aryeh CHUGGED a gallon of milk and PUKED (in the sink)
โข Angelina: Only fish stock not sold out.
โข Production gaslights Rachel into telling Angelina that fans hate her.
โข First Challenge: Rice Counting (Rachel Won)
โข Rachel and Derinc filmed a BEDROOM SCENE.
โข Ellie mogs.
โข Freddy mogs.
โข Direnc mogs.
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>>211431302 (OP)>Ellie mogs.yeah
cum in my asshole claire
fill me
>rachel downloaded the ten hour loop of the ball brothers song
of course she's THAT type of fan
>>211431355Yo Cowboy can I have my job back
So this is what the people who laughed at the ball brothers bit look like
>i legit downloaded the ball brothers song
>>211431352Wait, it's literally Andy Milonakis?
>>211431372She'll leave tomorrow, unfortunately
how much money has she spent on this shit?
>>211431372Gone before the week is up.
Irrational seething burning hatred for the most beautiful woman on the show award
>>211431313Add another skin tag..
>>211431372Is she hiding from the cams or something
>>211431393you are so much of a mark its pathetic
>>211431379she is literally fatty if fatty substituted star wars fandom for fishtank lore
These bright walls are going to get hard to look at especially late at night. Really missing the S2 house rn.
>nifty plus 250
fucking kek that was a good one
>>211431400SHE ACTED HAPPY THAT SHE WAS ON THE SHOW SHE LIKED. DONT YOU SEE HOW FUCKING RETARDED THAT IS.
===ELLIE UPDATE===
ellie is UP to something in the b2 closet
when do they start flushing clothes down the toilet?
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Relax maxxing
bribes production with gifts gets kicked off next
guys enjoy this time of everybody loving aryeh, the contrarians are gonna come out full force like they always do after a bit
This is cringe the gift thing
will there be any payoff for whatever thing they're doing with rachel probably not
>>211431408anyone who hates angie is the literal definition of a mark
>>211431372>her mother was a crack addict>she has no other prospects>she has been racist (13%) in the stream of a large streamerwho knows, depends how far she's willing to humiliate herself
>>211431442Why is she trying to ruin her life by doing this?
>>211431364She did nothing wrong except make abi an op
>>211431444cheese smelling nigger
>>211431393>>211431400>>211431435Shit like this as well as seeing Rachel make me feel ill that I watch this alongside you people
>>211431449I don't like him.
how much are these skulls?
bill ottman white skull candle fragrance shopping
>>211431435>>211431408imagine seething this hard. angelina best girl, post her :D
>>211431372she really wants money, longer than you might think
>>211431397More than she could potentially win
Rachel is the Jimmy of this season
>>211431393>we fused josie and letty together
bill confirmed to be in the basement
>>211431479she WILL show feet
bros we need to make ellie smile. please give the wiggers money to cheer her up
>bill likes anything
lots of bill posting on day one
>>211431477Is "she" Skull Hyde?
Filtered by 1000k pennies
>>211431479it's time to get to work
>>211431477they are 200 bucks each
https://thompsonferrier.com/products/the-aroma-maximilien-skull
Any of the good fishtank fans that people would love are too employed to have the time to do this show. Luke is an anomaly because he was extremely likeable, normal, and unemployed. /ftl/ would love me on this shit but I am not risking tainting my google search for the rest of my life.
>>211431455They're building up her sense of importance and deluding her into thinking she's tight with production.
seeing fat vape makes me want to quit vaping
>>211431519A bunch of candles in skull candle holders
jet: I never had a contestant bring me a gift before
jimmy: don't you wish you treated your friends better
I think I'm sorta over Fishtank.
>>211431508I unironically might buy a plushy for the first time ever
>>211431483ANGIGGERS BEGONE
>>211431454Super sized fat girls think they can buy respect to make up for being hideous blobs
>never had a contestant bring gifts before
jimmy brosโฆ.
>>211431522this shit is why poor people are poor
>>211431504he helped bring up rachel's stuff, it was awesome
>>211431435you're just saying this because you're simpin btw
>>211431393Jet plans on doing terrible things to her after this season wraps up
feels like all of these people are going to break down into tears when they get eliminated
>>211431525luke wasn't unempoloyed he just wfh, freelancing
can we go back to famous house?
>>211431522she also said earlier she is buying a bunch of billboards to put up a pic of her face to advertise fishtank
must have some money
Think itโs safe to go to bed?
>>211431529remember when they did this with jimmy and simbal and it just made them obnoxiously arrogant for the entire show
>>211431529clearly but they won't do anything funny with that
Imagine going on their show and giving THEM money
Holy shit bros
>the fat woman likes ice cream
shocking
why wasn't this thing advertised literally ANYWHERE? nobody knows about this shit
Why can that guy never complete a sentence, is he drunk?
>>211431556Iโm drunk on direnc
Drench socials?
>Drench socials?
Drench socials?
>Drench socials?
Drench socials?
>Drench socials?
Drench socials?
>Drench socials?
>>211431469And Isaac, her family, and most of all bant
>>211431577yeah that was awesome lol
drench is better at cleaning than that whore josie
>>2114315131000k pennies is $10,000......
I can't wait to see the various Direnc outfits over the coming days
>>211431582they probably prefer it being on the niche side
>>211431525>/ftl/ would love me on this shitUh huh
>>211431573Not until every fish is asleep, and still not then.
>>211431577wonder how long til they limit rude tts to her
>>211431582sam didn't even tweet about it starting or him coming on lol
slight ellie jiggle coming down the stairs
>>211431575Bad to the bone
>>211431609stfu josie is an angel
>>211431544No, they should team up.
>>211431548Jimmy doesn't exist in the Fishtank universe anymore, just some TTS voice now.
>>211431582they are to cool for advertising
>>211431525Pretty sure Luke lived off art commissions, he does work for DNSL
pour up
>drench
head shot
>drench
sit down
>drench
stand up
>drench
pass out
>drench
wake up
>drench
faded
>drench
faded
>drench
how is the aussie a literal stripper and we havent found nudes of her yet?
LOL mints looks like THAT?
at least maejok stays downstairs
never allow that retard up to do โbits โ ever again
>>211431638I only missed like the first hour, and then like 2 hours inbetween, and never seen this guy, who is this Vince
pete and pete lookin ahh nigga
>>211431638>>211431645arnold the ginger faggot
how many dudes are in that basement
>>211431647We don't know her social media names yet.
>>211431650>>211431656ohh did she say mints? I thought she said vance lol
who is that supposed to be
>>211431661whore (my wife)
I speak for all of us when I say that we love Angelina, and Ellie.
>my cute wife ellie wearing a retard-hazard vest
she's a stripper a crackhead and an australian and is still the nicest and most domestic woman on the show
>>211431477The black skull is totally benโs vibe. Such an awesome gift.
cant wait for them to break this bitch
>>211431681that's lozenges
fucked up the bit and got called gay by the fat girl
this is actually a good cast
>>211431694decent ass on her too
>jet made a point about not wanting fish to shout out chatters
>he's now forcing fucking chat mods on the cams
>>211431661aussie trailer trash with a tramp stamp
the whole package all for a carton of cigs
Freddy sisters... what happened?
>>211431690Drench and Ellie
manifesting ellie hanging out on /bant/ with the boys after the season ends.
>>211431603MANY are asking this
That hog unironically mogged the fat ginger.
>>211431700canโt wait for you to rope when they carry her to the endgame
rachel B3 sit-tent will be a staple of season 4
>they have to go relay what's happening in the house because rachel's fat ass won't leave her room because fat
fucking kek she really is the queen
>>211431735She's like four times her size
>>211431725Her feet are DRENCHED
>>211431734they did that with tayleigh and was the same archetype but she was funny and endearing. this girl is useless.
>>211431709This reminds me of the s1 threads when people were talking about concepts for later seasons, like torturing fans and filling the house with spergs.
is there no boxing anymore? she acted like she didnt know what ringing the bell meant
S1 house without blacked gay jon feels off
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>tfw no qt azn gf
didn't jet say the paywall would only be for bedrooms after 10?
the wiggers are going to resell these for sure
>>211431725>tfw no crackhag wife
>bug squisher
>girl mechanic
>racist hapa
whats not to love?
>>211431743Nah, WE can fix her
they're really gonna keep the fucking director on rachel all the time because they think it's so funny aren't they
>>211431735>the weak should fear the strong
>>211431767angelina is coal
These guys are shameless by saying Angela's stox are not sold out. They are squeezing the simps so fucking hard. As if the Letty/Josie hybrid wasn't one of the first to sell out. Reminds me of those online stores that say there is 42 minutes left on a sale but if you refresh the page the timer resets.
>>211431748It's not illegal.
>>211431773what is it a candle? i didn't watch the wigger party cause the hog was there
what is the highest quality photo of aussie girls face? I'll start working on OSINT
>>211431773that's what she gave them? Thats like some shit andrew tate would have on a shelf lmfao
The Aussie girl seems like she has a good heart, I hope nothing bad happens to her bros
>>211431760you cannot be serious lmao
>>211431762i think she's a s3 fan. there was no bell in s3 right?
wouldnt it be pronounced derenj in turkish
>>211431796yeah a scented candle
>>211431803she's a sweetheart i want to queen out with her
>>211431822you sound derenjed
>>211431814If I just glanced at this picture I'd mistake it for s1
something tells me they'll be waiting a lot for Rachel this season
>youre like a sweaty meatball
fucking kek
Angelina is endearing and I forgive her for being annoying as fuck earlier.
>>211431788man I know they scam everybody constantly but she really is just that unlikable
>group attack therapy is back
no
NO
NOOOOOO
latinx letty usurps that crusty saggy hagged brown holed hairy witch
I want to see the hapa's feet
>>211431814>your final seven
Breh they should've painted these walls something but solid white. Shit was already hard enough to watch the first time around. NOT cozy.
>you got some rice on your feet
>you're like a sweaty meat ball teehee
what the FUCK did she mean by this?
crack girl cleans the house unprompted. I think i'm in love. crackwhore mommy!
It's official. I'm warmed up to the cast
Holy fuck one of the cows just farted
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Angelina has the same demeanor as Sohla from BA if she were 5 years older and completely beat
Jin's a big dude, is he a hapa?
>>211431788She's clearly the best girl and you can tell by they way she makes /ftl/ seethe
>>211431852screenshotting this
why don't i have a paywall i don't have a season pass
>>211431863another Sohla from BA fan on 4chan wtf
This whole show lives in S1's shadow.
kick jin for shaving his chest. lame.
fans only hate angie so much because of binx fatigue from last season
she was cringe when she first entered but shes as likeable as somebody like Jin
>>211431853dark mode had been a disaster for the mole people known as the zoomer race
>>211431822i think there's a cedilla on the c
>takes one tiny puff of a faux crackpipe once
>le crackwhore le crackey la crackina
yalls are disgusting af family
>>211431788>jet panicking after realizing he has a dud cast
>>211431866No Koreans are growing tall nowadays. Know a few over 6'
>>211431302 (OP)if theyre setting up for actual for real Hell House, this is a good setup
if not
this is worse than s3
>>211431863that jewish slampig was a fine specimen in her time
>>211431892you are god's chosen one
>>211431911And Iโm still going to hit
>>211431863extremely specific but I get what you mean
>>211431842I'm glad she calmed down, she instantly put a real bad taste in my mouth with how fucking annoying she was being. I could see myself coming back around to her if she actually stops being so annoying
>>211431896only for people that actually watched live. that shit is long forgotten.
>>211431911>so just because im on fishtank i cant have a nice relaxing smoke of crack
i want angelina to do unspeakable things to me
>>211431842she's annoying as fuck which is why she's the best
baldy and biggums are carrying
>>211431896S1 was a poor mans S3 Binx>Josie
>>211431820S2 had so much magic
>>211431892you may have been randomly gifted a 3 day season pass
i had one that expired yesterday
>no "it's a good cast" cope post from jet
fuck you sam i'm buying death stranding 2
>>211431927legally you can only go so far. S2 they had trouble with this. (chickens and PETA). Hell House is illegal no matter what kind of liability release they sign. Unless Sam has a deal with the local government.
>>211431863that cunt ruined that whole youtube channel. it was kino
>>211431866he barely looks asian at all so I assume so
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I AM NOT GIVING YOU ANY MONEY AND I WILL CONTINUE TO USE MY FREE LIFETIME GUMROAD SUB.
>>211431967the ppv site runs better than the actual fish tank site and I dont give a fuck about chatting or the stock bullshit
>>211431953let me know when she burps out the other end
>>211431606Thatโs just fairly normal early 20โs identity crisis stuff. Going after abi is just kicking an easy target.
>>211431921Why do you keep posting these Jet gender swap photos
jin is gonna make me go jerk off fr fr
>>211431945even the "superfans" seem almost completely removed from season 1
>>211431921It took 4 seasons before you sex offenders started getting off to jets sister. A rare jet W
cozy confessional room i like the vibe
>>211431984how do you get free gumroad?
>>211431919Don't think I've ever seen a tall Korean outside ones that were mixed.
Daniel sounds like hunts wabbits
sam has found his prey for his self-improvement grift
This just isnt hitting for me. Maybe its time for me to move on (unless BG2 is good)
>>211431993hey don't loop me in with those faggots, I'm just being neutral and don't let my first impression paint my whole idea of a character on a television program
didn't mind binx desu
angie's a fucking disease though
>>211432039S5 will be fat camp theme
>>211431957She is kino, tbf.
he is literally like all of you guys, why make fun of him?
I'm always amazed how unbothered morbidly obese people are with showing off a bunch of skin. You'd think they'd drape their tarp sized tshirts over themselves but they're always wearing spaghetti straps and shorts and shit
>sam hyde will never be your dad
daniel seems like a sweet guy
>>211431401hmmm... i'll try
>>211431975Partially the reason I wasn't warming up to that girl right off the bat, hate that bitch
>>211432060that is very much a good thing
>>211432052some are saying this
trapped in direncs legs forced to lick her butthole clean while she puffs a little crack bowly
>>211431993bant is not a monolith
idk if daniel is built for this, guys
>>211431302 (OP)feed the whale caffeine at 11pm lmao
based freddy
get a skill get two speech incoming
>>211432062I would hang with him. Seems like he just doesnt have any confidence.
who do you think sam's favorite is rn?
>>211432060>sam hyde will never be your dadspend money on season pass and try to be funny with TTS and i'm sure he will notice you. the more money you spend the greater chance you have of him becoming your dad
>sam found his self improvement project
>>211432040dont give a fuck faggot. just go. millions are gonna watch it anyways.
>>211431901The Season 2 house color scheme ruled however.
this season needs more Ben
>>211432021>sex offendersShe is 23 and we Love joopy kys
>it's a sam plays surrogate father to relive the experience he never got with his own father
honestly this show is sick
>>211432049non-fats are a minority and usually mentally ill
>>211431690no
i'm not simping this season
after last season i... i learned my lesson...
>>211432059they overheat if they're too covered up
>>211432090yeah, but how big are her areolas?
>Daniel is literally special needs
Now I feel bad for laughing at him.
>>211432078Yeah, already feel bad.
>>211432060thank fucking god
>>211432040Why announce these things lol, we aren't on the payroll, who cares.
>>211432078Daniel saw the TJ evolution and wants it to be him. Hope he goes far.
inb4 Areyeh teaches him how to be comfortable with himself
>>211432101eating disorders that lead to obesity are a mental illness
>>211432107That's what I figured.
>>211432113KEEP ME POSTED.
>>211432085I think he's amused by the fat bitch.
Likes trolling Aryeh.
Considering they casted Freddy for some reason, I assume he is their inherent favourite.
>>211432097>a mexicanno ty
>>211432096doesn't he like big girls? bet he's thinking about it
He's only 21 acting like it's over
>>211432084i hope they aren't too mean to him
Jet firing up the narrative in the basement rn. TJ 2 time.
>>211432099He tried with Jon but he was too wetawded
>>211432123You will read my posts. You will respond to my posts. Thats why
wait this guy is actually literally retarded huh
Can't tell if this therapy is cringe or kino
>>211432113alright man let's go
Lol they found a legit retard
this is a straight up therapy session
>>211432110you just figured this out?
>>211432144i knew lots of people who did that and they are still doign it at 30 lol
>>211432113So it's loik that
I always knew she was a hoe.
>>211432144average sam hyde fan
Its still not hittin hard, imo these are the worst contestants
>sam finding his self improvement target he will give up on in a week
>>211432144trvke I should have killed myself when I was 19
>>211432113PLEASE ANON DON'T TEASE ME
>>211432085Daniel. Father figure potential like tried to be for Jon
why are americans like this?
12 hours in and Sam is already on his surrogate father shit
it feels like they're speedrunning past arcs
>>211432148at least Daniel seems like he can actually do it if he gets guidance.
>TJ TAKE INITIATIVE>tj sits and does nothing
>>211432128if that's true then I do genuinely respect it.
idk if sam hyde's retard show is the way to go about it, but hey, if it's what it takes, it's what it takes
>>211432173WHY ARE YOU NOT SPECIAL NEEDS ANYMORE YET
>>211432085Daniel is certainly the most sympathetic, so probably him. Sam's whole lifeguru guy advice grift? This is the kind of person who genuinely needs it.
>>211432110*widderwally
*speshoowl
I wish he wasnt cast on the show now im gonna feel bad when he starts getting tortured
>>211432133watch fishtank for 5 years
I feel bad for this dude ngl
>>211431963>Count Harkonnen when he sees an unattended minor
>>211432179Goranian vibes coming off of this one
>>211432110now i know why hes so repeatable
>>211432179they amputated his fucking arm
Sam is being nice and genuine with Daniel. I'm curious which fish he will rip into. Probably the 18 year old, the simp bait, and the fat bitch.
>>211432128Pussy somewhat cured TJ. Drench has to take one for the team
Joopiter's cunt floods with Jet's seed
>>211432185Bro these kids are homeless and they all look up to him. It would be wrong of him not to do this for these kids.
>>211432136forgot how much alex made me laugh
>>211432144zoomers are so obsessed with age, man. it's not just a retard thing
>>211432113godspeed man, youre doing the lords work
>>211432202he seems like a nice genuine guy i don't want them to fuck with him
>>211432148TJ arc but actually deserved( I still love you TJ).
This is depressing. Do we really have to delve deep into their personal problems like this?
>>211432219Im hoping he just skips the fat bitch
>>211432179could be a painting
>>211432197More humble and moldable than Jon
>>211432224Drench belongs to Areyeh
typical asian fowa chan bwo
>if I close my eyes and try to imagine Jin all I see is rice
Kek
>>211432231He's a real character
He's a real character
>>211432231day 1 when everyone was saying he was on crack
>>211432179they've done more in life than you
>>211431372wish i could live inside her socks desu
>sam already shitting on bad cast picks
less than 12 hours into day 1
>>211432113>AU>28tattoo match and it's done
>>211432231no one has beat him
>>211432144it pretty much is for him though, and its all out of his control
I wasn't super on the daniel train but he's kinda winning me over
>>211432231>HE LOOKED LIKE DARTH VADER
>>211432231He was too funny.
>>211432231When Sam gave him the medallion was absolute kino. Then when Sam did the same story in the cell you could see him seething.
>>211432236Why does Daniel deserve it?
>>211432261This stat has ruined my life
>>211432190>tj sits and does nothingOk bro
Jin was very talkative before Sam put him to count rice in the room. what the fuck is he on about?
>sam still trying to be a life adviser and guiltripping incels
>is a fundie who never experienced hardship
gay
>>211432171I'm not sure why he didn't go with the normies again. I bet he was worried that he might get sued or something if he didn't disclose enough so he picked previous viewers but that way you won't get people like this:
>>211432231
TJ is unironically more confident in himself than this guy he's just retarded and can't talk
>>211432179they're fed a constant stream of poisoned food, lobotomising meds, and mkultra sights and sounds
they're under psychic attack unlike any other people on the planet
give them a break
>>211431401alright, i did my best someone else can give it a go if they want
>>211432231fuckin take me back dude
The close ups of aryeh are unreal lmao
>>211432179I actually love this show sometimes.
>>211432190>tj sits and rocks*****
sam hyde is going to do the classic sam hyde bit of getting pissed off that he won't fix these mentally ill people in the span of six weeks
>>211432179>average long island couple
>>211432270yeah seriously, fucking annoying when he does that. I don't have any reason to dislike jin, but I also have barely been watching him. he seems alright
>>211432231Famous House 1.0 Alex is unbeatable
now that we have ellie, angelina and direnc that stupid jet faced dog fucking whore joopy poopy cant hang shes barely above rwhalechel
>>211432270Jin was shitty casting. He's like damiel but unlikeable and not as ballsy.
>>211432284Daniel isnโt a drunk pothead
>>211432231>>211432253Its actually incredible how much they struck gold with Alex B and Burt.
Whatever method of casting they did last season they need to repeat it but be honest about what the show is if they don't want to keep up the ruse. Most of those people would have signed on as long as you say "An internet reality show with 5 million monthly viewers" or something.
I like Daniel he seemed nice
>>211432231unbelievable content
>>211432097Your victims don't need to be underage in order for your kind to end up on the registry, rapist
If I had a speech impediment I'd just be daniel, fuck.
>>211432278thats half of a perfect kickflip there
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what do we make of damiel?
>ellie is still in high school
OH FUCK DUDE
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>i'm in highschool
BILL
>>211432144 I'm 21 and feel like that
WHAT A CASTING
JET CAST A GIRL STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL
>>211431993>>211432077>>211432045tf. we hate simps in the bant /ftl/ general. that's why we exile them to their own threads. you losers are the ones who simp for beat hags and mutts.
10$ for fishtank??? Inshallah they drop the price for the war.
LMFAO SAM SHITTING HIMSELF
>>211432232I know, they shouldn't even be thinking that until like 28 or when they lose all their hair
SHE'S IN HIGHSCHOOL
WHAT THE FUCK
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Its OVER
>in high school
?????
sam is gonna kill jet
This chick is great holy shit
THEY BROUGHT IN A HIGHSCHOOLER KEK
>18 year high school student
UH OH
>ellie already getting kicked
Fuck the asian girl's going home
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what is with this unsettling creepy stare at the camera
>cutting class to be on fishtank
where are this girls asian parents?
based ellie mogging the camera
>Sam realizing he's talking to a high schooler and immediately goes to kill Jet
Holy fuck I kneel.
>she's still in high school
ITS FUCKING OVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>sam hyde an expert on who is 18
is it kino?
>>211432337gone way too soon
>i'm in high school
Oh my god jet
On the actionmanstream she said she just graduated high school....
WHY DO THEY KEEP GETTING 18 YEAR OLDS
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this bitch is gonna murder someone
>eyes of a psychopath
ellie is 100% the girl they got on short notice
>reveals she's still in high school
>stares at the camera unflinchingly
bros wtf is going on here
>highschool
whos getting fired
SELL $ELLI NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who cares if she's in high school if she's 18?
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Best season by far and its not even close
lmao Jet only cast her cause he wants to fuck her
and shes still in high school
>Jet cast a high school girl
there's camwhore videos of her out there?
ellie is so fucking weird lol
bill ottman hiring a high schooler for his poop torture show
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what the fuck is going on.
>>211432425...can i get laid now?
>uh my name is [whatever] but most people call me LEONARD
>I'm in highschool by the way
>stares at camera for 1 minute without blinking
she's obviously a plant you retards
This Jet nigga is fucking dead.
>>211432370It kind of is over for 21 year olds in current year, don't listen to these guys
>>211432375You can watch it free with the link in OPs post
this finally crossed into neptunian. i am crying laughing, in absolute tears
need more mommy milf asian psychos
I thought she said she was at or going to college?
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Send in Powtank cast as freeloaders for a weekend
>>211432425Seriously lmao 21 and up ONLY
ellie definitely hangs out in weird discords and has been groomed.
she must've been held back
>rich daddy girl with issues
Oh God she's like that one bitch that did Efukt the second she turned 18 all over again
isn't this the third season in a row with an 18 year old girl
her aspiration is to be a fucking e-girl?
ellie actually seems kinda smarter than the rest of the fish lol definitely jc vibes
ELLIE STOX SKYROCKETING HOLY SHIT
>trish but marky's age
Sam is in love
Still in highschool? Production on suicide watch rn
Giving the same answer as on that Kick stream btw
>>211432425this was the girl they got at the very last minute
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>my dad is rich
Hold up
Hold up
>>211432496someone said on some stream she said she was groomed by a 31 y/o i didn't watch ti tho
>>211432504yeah its fucking retarded
she's a ball knower KEEP HER
RIGHT WING GRIFTY NEWS SHOW
>getting grifting advice from sam hyde
kino
>>211432510Trish was fat in the right places
>>211432503>sam instantly gets into her
>>211432511That probably won't stop Jet
I'm incredibly racist and would never miscegenate but I love elli so much bros
>>211432516WE WILL MANIFEST THIS
WE WILL MANIFEST THIS
WE WILL MANIFEST THIS
WE WILL MANIFEST THIS
What did Sam think when he realized she was a high schooler?
hope her dad doesn't find out about this and cause an issue!
>>211432488I dont remember the chick on the right at all.
are they gonna kick her? it's not her fault jet sucks at vetting :(
Did someone say Asian Marqi
she's 18, does it matter to production that she's in high school? asking genuinely
Jet you are just dumb as hell man
>>211432496watch her on actionman stream, she's a /lit/ poster for sure
She was really hiding her power level
>>211432528she's way too old for sam
>>211432525wtf is that hat ahahha
rightwing grifting will be 70% of the us economy in 5 years. smart girl.
>Antisemitism
Oh my God, Leonard is based???
>Iโll be a stake gambler
She wants to be a kick streamer like Letty and other ip2 crowd
someone please TTS ellie "mira mesa"
>they like antisemitism
lol
ELLIE GOT HELD BACK IN SCHOOL LMAO
>>211432529Cant stop Jet and his taste in women
>>211432526He looks so Jewish here wtf
i havent laughed this hard ever
sam is really not happy to have a high schooler on his show
>Anyway....
Claire's back...
Holy shit
My highschool wife ellie is fucking perfect
>>211432529this one is for Sam obviously, Jet doesn't get the first pick of any of them, Sam does, just like with Marky, when Jet was in love with her, only for Sam to swoop in and sodomize her
hol up that means she must have literally turned 18 after school let out in the 11th grade, what the fuck?
fuckin hell 18 and still in highschool
no wonder why shes difficult and lost
it's a solid solid product
>>211432543it's just weird. mentally she is a child.
>>211432539Slither... Spook!
I can't believe Leonard pooled the wolf over our eyes
>... great
Sam contemplating how to get away with murdering Jet
i swear to fucking god i heard sam say "i might put a baby in you"
did my ears lie to me?
>>211432543Guessing that's what Sam went to ask
sam calculating possible legal issues
these are actually making me like them more
I didn't expect to like ellie but she's kinda funny when she actually talks
She's legal it's all okay. Ethical gooning is allowed. Sharty puritans you have no power
>>211432543a thousand marky memes flashed before Sam's eyes when she said it
>>211432565wait shes from mira mesa? Shes rich rich.
>knows about 13%
>knows about grifting
>"doesn't know" what antisemitism means
she's good
>>211432534marky infiltrator
>>211432578he literally couldnt contain his excitement and had to go into another room to calm down
>>211432547camus is entry level and she definitely won't finish infinite jest.
>>211432567Ohhh, she looks way more bogged in the first webm. She's the one that was friends with the child crossdresser
>>211432570Graduating high school at 18 without being held back a grade is pretty normal in America.
sam reminiscing the marky days rn or what
THE HOG STOMPING UP THE STAIRS AND DOWN THE HALLWAY LOOK OUT!
>>211432593he said "elon musk would put a baby in you"
then he visibly fidgeted, realizing he was projecting. based ngl
sam thinking about that teen hapa pussy
Jet's probably shitting himself watching this
I only just tuned in, holy shit they're back in the season 1 house lmao
I take it back
Some of this cast is fucking gold
lmao the sound of rachel coming up the stairs
Payton was 18 too I don't get the issue.
>>211432555all keynesians are grifters anyway, its time for some actual right wing grifting
damn those are some heavy steps coming lmao
>>211432543it's just a shit look to have a high schooler on the doxx and torture retards show
>>211432543Wait wouldnt she have graduated by now. Its the summer
>>211432465https://www.camshowrecordings.com/model/hazelnutt
>>211432543not really, it's just kinda weird. first thing she said in the confessional was "I'm just a kid"
>>211432603she goes to MMHS
finally telling her not to say sam
>>211432525Luke's streams were comfy and good hearted, sad he never did it again
>>211432607>yeah look at this hot highschool chick, she's so LEGAL TECHNICALLY
>>211432582Fucking lol
>>211432578You didn't see the way he was lookin at her?
guys please don't tell her dad he might cause problems for the show!
>>211432593He said Elon might want to put a baby in her since she floated the idea to grift off right wing tards.
>>211432403Her Asian mom is a homeless crackhead
rachel and sam have met before
>>211432622yeah but she got those books from /lit/ for sure
This fat girl is horrible
torturing a highschool is exactly what he needs for his reputation right before extreme peace comes out
>>211432652holy fucking yum
>>211432543They canโt have alcohol now until sheโs out which may ruin some planned challenges
>>211432652oh yeah we're back baby
this whale mogs Sam in size
>>211432652COOMERGODS WE WON
Angie at least doesnโt have Binxโs Cuban nasal whine so for just for that alone makes her alright.
>>211432479 what do you mean current year?
>>211432444retarded zoomers who think a 2 year age gap in your 30s counts as a pedophilic relationship
>>21143263313% of the population (blacks) commit 50% of the crime
>>211432657Him playing Song of Saya bg music in his first stream was awesome
>>211432644she wasn't still in highschool, still being in highschool looks bad, there's swooping in and torturing/having sex with a girl who's 18 "barely legal" and then there's swooping in and torturing/fucking a "highschool girl"
>>211432733she turned 19 on the show i believe
>>211432652these are nicee
>>211432742She was 35 you sick fuck
>>211432652I FUCKIN KNEEL COOMERCHAD
>>211432652YES!
JET TELL GOLDSTRIKER BEFORE INTERVIEW
oh so that's why shes fat as fuck
What the fuck is she talking about
>>211432652>This file is no longer availableFUCK
>>211432652>https://www.camshowrecordings.com/model/hazelnutther body just like my ex AOOOOGAAAA
Sam wondering what the fuck he's gotten himself into this season
I cant even listen to her
i actually feel bad for this girl. maybe i'm not completely evil yet
>>211432893The immediate change in his demeanor when she walked in
>>211432924>maybe i'm not completely evil yetYou are just gay
>engaged to my ex
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. SRSLY
>>211432924she has heart, its inspiring to see it put out to the world
>>211432652Oh damn, her titties nice.
>>211431647scroll up retard
>>211432924yeah she's alright
>>211432465FROM DOWN UNDA
>>211432952Separated and back together
>>211432372A potential iconic outfit if she can develop character and come out of her shell.
Why did she buy the crew $200 candles then
>>211431963Judge golden archetype
I can't believe my farting aussie wife is showing her ass and tits online. FUCK.
When the fuck did this turn into Dr. Phil?
>>211432952Ex-boyfriend, became fiance without a dating period in between? Does anyone have a bead on her dad?
>>211433118Conversations with these broken people always turn into that. Its annoying.
>>211432846>Wrench's porn is lost mediaSad.
>>211433079Glazing them more than an oven baked ham (which she would swallow whole bone and all in one big gulp)
>>211432584I doubt sheโs actually 18. I have a feeling sheโs 15 or 16 and lied to get on the show. Could be a huge liability for the show.
>>211433079She believes she has nothing to offer so she over compensates with gifts.
>>211433175There are downloads but you have to pay and who knows if its just a scam
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>>211432658Whether someone is legal or not is literally a technicality. Its a magic line you cross that lets you do shit.