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Anonymous No.211431484 >>211431554 >>211431617 >>211431721 >>211431744 >>211432161 >>211433303 >>211433584 >>211442895
>Only one good movie
Anonymous No.211431554 >>211432057
>>211431484 (OP)
and it's the Phantom Menace!
Anonymous No.211431576
definitely not this shit
Anonymous No.211431600
142536789
Anonymous No.211431617 >>211441049
>>211431484 (OP)
None of those are good movies.
Anonymous No.211431721
>>211431484 (OP)
Phantom Menace was... acceptable at best, with the uninteresting characters and flat storyline. Not much different to say about Attack of the Clones because watching any CGI-heavy (I.E virtually the entire film) scenes just reinforces the hate it got. It was shit. Makes Phantom Menace look decent in comparison.
Anonymous No.211431744
>>211431484 (OP)
I don't see it in your pic
Anonymous No.211432057
>>211431554
Gonk.
Anonymous No.211432161
>>211431484 (OP)
Yes
Anonymous No.211433303 >>211433636
>>211431484 (OP)
The first two prequels are unwatchable. The third one is laughably bad, but itโ€™s achieved meme status with its fun one liners and the action is fun, which is why itโ€™s considered the best of the prequels. A New Hope is all around a pretty boring movie for the modern age, I get it blew childrenโ€™s minds back in the 70s but the world isnโ€™t the same place anymore. Empire Strikes Back is genuinely, truly, the only actually good Star Wars movie. Good from a story point, a drama, the dialogue, the action, the effects. Itโ€™s a miracle that movie managed to get made. Return of the Jedi is what youโ€™d call a bad movie with great moments, Jabbas palace (not the special edition version) is great and the Throne Room scene is some of the best fantasy cinema of all time. But everything in between is a blur. Itโ€™s a blur because itโ€™s awful. The ewoks, Han and Leia in the forest, Lando in the falcon. Itโ€™s boring. So yea, thereโ€™s only one truly good Star Wars movie and that is Empire.
Anonymous No.211433584
>>211431484 (OP)
2 > 1 > 3
Anonymous No.211433636
>>211433303
This is the response I would expect if I asked ChatGPT to simulate a generic Redditor's opinion on Star Wars films.
Anonymous No.211433641 >>211434897
TPM: Bad, but could have been worked into a good movie where Obi-Wan and Anakin (adult) get stranded somewhere and the climax of the movie is Anakin in the pod race.
AotC: Bad, but could have been worked into a good movie about Obi-Wan being a detective.
RotS: Bad and can't be salvaged since it's a poorly made last minute effort to tie literally every single thing in the OT into these bad movies after wasting the entire prequel trilogy on crap.
Anonymous No.211433800 >>211438435
1 and 2 are both great. 3 is fucking dogshit I could barely finish it. The Palpatine confrontation/Anakin turn is so cringe. I'm not sure why they didn't do more takes or spend more time workshopping the dialogue. The Anakin confession to Padme showed how good an actor Hayden Christiansen could be when the dialogue was elite. His voice crack when he says "I hate them" hits like a truck
Anonymous No.211434897
>>211433641
> Anakin (adult)
go fuck yourself
Anonymous No.211437688
Only one good movie and two GREAT movies.
Anonymous No.211438435 >>211443174
>>211433800
>1 and 2 are both great. 3 is fucking dogshit
This is the endgame of prequel opinions, everyone will get there eventually.
Anonymous No.211441049
>>211431617
Go to bed, Mike, you fat fuck.
Anonymous No.211442895 >>211442912
>>211431484 (OP)
Yup, only AoTC is good
TPM and RoTS are god tier
Anonymous No.211442912 >>211442943
>>211442895
Kys
Anonymous No.211442943
>>211442912
Anonymous No.211443174
>>211438435
1 is my favorite over 2 I've seen it too many times to count but the best moments of 2 everything that happens on Kamino+Geonosis were so good. The cinematography and sound editing was near perfect. The seismic charges scene in space damn that was some kino