>Sauron
>his minion is is named Sauronman
>Hitler
>his minion is named Himler
bravo Nolan
>”lord of the rings was inspired by Tolkien’s Christian beliefs”
>he was actually a Rome idolater
>>211435380Did you know all these -in names are made up aliases?
>Lenin>Stalin>Yeltsin>PutinSomething about calling yourself "___-in" makes Russians want to follow you to the grave.
>>211432820I always thought Himler was slur like Drumph.
>Greetings, my name is Deceptico Liarmouth, son of Backstabber. I am here to apply for the position of Chief Advisor to the king. Experience in this field of work? Yes, I was previously employed as Henchman to Sauronman the White. Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to hearing from you.
>>211436790Theoden was really fucking retarded hiring this guy.