Ass.

>She starred the notorious flop Argylle, which cost over $300m to make but didn't manage to even hit $150m at the box office.

Did they ever explain why her super-power stopped working?

>>211434988 (OP)
Used to date a girl who looked like her. One night she put on heels and I fucked her big pale ass against the kitchen counter. Was kino.

>After arriving in Norway for the film shoot, von Trier “started insulting me,” she said.

>“[He said], ‘Your father’s a terrible film-maker.’ I went, ‘Lars, what are you trying to see?’ and he said, ‘Your angry face. I don’t know what it looks like.’”

>The filmmaker then “threw a glass of water in her face”

I'm thinking stronger medicine was needed here....

>>211435107
Lol. Good question.

>>211434988 (OP)
She owes us a nude photoshoot. Of course at least 80% ass pics from different angles.

that one with the slave

>>211435217
Those are fighting words.

>>211436249
Speaking of which, could you beat her in a fight? I'm sure I could, if I had the element of surprise, but one on one without any tricks?

>>211436337
I'd fight her completely nude and the loser has to have thier face sat on. I'd throw within 1 second obviously.

>>211436463
are you sure you could handle that?

>>211435107
That's her ? She's done a full transformation into Essex mum for this movie

>>211435699
You beat me.

>>211436699
>The hazards of face-sitting are strangulation or suffocation, bloodborne pathogens – tiny living things in the blood that cause diseases like hepatitis B and C – and exposure to bodily fluids. There’s the risk of cramp causing the full weight of the individual to rest on the face, physical harm, and psychological trauma too. I’ve assigned it a “catastrophic” consequence rating due to the potential for this type of act to result in a fatality.

>>211436736
Essex mum?

>>211437053
Sounds like a great way to go. Killed by Bryce Dallas Howard’s ass juice.

Post the webms from Argylle. She was enormously fat in that movie.

>>211434988 (OP)
All trash but it was hot that she insisted on high heels in the first of the new J Park spin offs.

>>211438903
Interesting choice.

Bump

>>211434988 (OP)
You know the meme about how someone can have gangly teeth and a crooked nose but still radiant pleasantness?

Bryce is a good person. She doesn't fit the ugly features part of that meme though.

>>211439705
Yeah

>>211439705
I think the overall pleasantness of her demeanor really comes through in her photos and videos and adds a lot to her appeal.

I mean she's also a redheaded PAWG which goes a long way too.

>>211438327
Drowning in Bryce......

>>211435107
>>211435570
no that's a stupid question, she's getting paid anyway so why would she care whether her movie would flop or not.

>>211434988 (OP)
she needs to sit back down in the director's throne and produce some massive kinos

>>211434988 (OP)
I've only ever seen her in that one episode of Black Mirror

>>211442711
I will be the throne she sits on

>>211442711
Imagine all the rolls of film she would need to capture all the kino she would produce with that massive talent of hers.

I really hope she gains more weight.

>>211443090
I don't. She was perfect in the first two JW films, mainly the first one. everything else after that has been a downgrade

>>211443090
Bryce Dallas? More like Braps Dallas.
Architect would have a field day. But he is a loyal man.

>>211444115
Who...who is this?

>>211436699

>[piercebrosnan.jpeg]

>>211436699
ffffff---

>>211435107
She got paid, she doesn't care if it flops. She's not Daniel Day Lewis, she doesn't curate her filmography so she only appears in good films.

imagine...

>>211435699
it's fucking hilarious /tv/ simps for this whore

>>211435156
proof or gtfo

And...I'm spent

>>211444478
I don't see any problem with that, it's one of the few good things about /tv/

>>211444478
Beautiful, thick, ginger, can handle a big dick, as fertile as an acre of fresh turned spring earth. You're goddamned right I'm simping for her.

I can almost smell her sweat ginger cunny from here.

>>211436699
Opie Taylor's daughter looks like THAT?!?!?!?

brrrrrap

>>211443317
>>211445319
why can't you retards appreciate good ass without making it all about your disgusting fart fetishes

>>211445340
idk it's just funny to me, I love her ass without farts irl

>>211445340

>>211445340
It's a joke, not a meme.

>>211444478
Some of us are not chuddies

>>211447256
>he doesn't remember the Anon who got convinced by 4chan that braps were actually a good thing and convinced his gf to give him a Dutch Oven and he was disgusted by it and nearly puked and then she broke up with him
Good times.

>>211442464
If she has too many flops, it could harm her reputation.

>>211434988 (OP)
I liked Argyle, the ass was fat.
Well, right up until the shit post credits reveal. Disregarding that Argyle was fun.

>>211434988 (OP)
the sweaty film left on a chair after she lifts her giant ass off of it

>>211435156
No you didn't

>>211434988 (OP)
She had one job in life, don't be a fat cunt and rake in money hand over fist for basically turning up.
Fat people disgust me.

>>211439705
nobody who works in hollywood is good

>>211454993
Yes we should put fat people into fat labour camps

>>211454993
>Fat people disgust me
stop looking in the mirror anon

>>211445340
first BDH thread?

>>211434988 (OP)
I reckon she's the type of free spirited milf that wouldn't scold you if she caught you watching THAT scene at home. She'd probably sit next to you and explain stuff in a milfy kinky way if you were her son.

>tfw she said her butt if her favourite part of her body in a video interview
can't remember which one it was, one of those pretentious white background ones I think. But she said her ass was her favourite part.

>>211456707
it was her birthing hips iirc

>>211454993
Thats like everyones dream, you should be jealous not disgusted.

>>211454610
I mean, not *me*, but a friend of mine. He pounded her all night.

>>211442464
She could have a contract for profit shares and/or residuals, but even it not, are you kidding? The actors want their movies to succeed. They want to be seen as bix office draws. How do you not get that?

>>211434988 (OP)
>Welcome, to Shota park.

>>211435077
Personally, I thought Ass II was even better.

>>211434988 (OP)
i liked the BDH film where she had a black boyfriend

>>211435156
Was it like this?

They're all pretty shit. Lady in the Water I guess

>>211435217
Norwegianbros, you know what you must do

>>211434988 (OP)
That movie about uhhhhh....

>>211435107
She is so talentless. Awful actress. Awful director.

>>211462614
>strained dress
Nice.

>>211451039
Weak men fear the braps while real
chads bask and thrive in them.

>>211443090
fuuuuuck imagine that was your balls

this may be controversial, but i think bryce dallas howard is hot

>>211444115
she looks like she just dumped Phil Mitchell

>>211435077
fpbp

>>211456707
And she is right!

Bump

>>211456707
>Today Show
>pretentious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uhXIPYW-i0

>>211434988 (OP)
MOMMY MILKY STINKY FARTY

ignoring
>apple's marketing
>apple's product placement
>weird use of Beatles' Now and Then
Argylle is unironically pretty good. It's a romantic, comedic spy thriller starring BDH and Sam Rockwell with some style. It's comfy too

>>211435107
>Sixth sense about movie flops
She's just like /tv/!

>>211434988 (OP)
Manderlay.

>>211464024
Oh God I'm going to cum

>>211454993
Im being absolutely serious here, how is she fat?? She looks positively plump which is perfectly healthy for a high estrogen woman of her age. Women with very little fat are probably starving themselves, she has a good amount on her. I hope you're joking, seriously

>>211468771
Fuck off incel

>>211468976
>incel
I thought incels don't say anything positive about women? You're not making any sense anon...

>>211444458
We're approaching mal malloy levels here...

>>211444458
holy moly

>>211434988 (OP)
Attack of the 100ft Milf starring BDH as teh giantess. she takes a fat steamy shit on a group of men cat calling her.

>>211439705
I don't doubt that Bryce is fucked up in some type of way (like >>211455073 said, no one in hollywood is good) but she does seem nice enough

>>211436699
This is really nice

>>211444458
>>211462513
This is not my thing but I understand people like it

>>211462614
This is just nonsense

>>211470436
hnnnggggg

>>211468663
Yuck

>>211434988 (OP)
>mfw I learn why her middle name is dallas

>>211461746
Ass 2 mouth was a great sequel.

>>211471385
Debbie does her?

>>211471160
Genuinely rare for a woman to be pretty and hot at any size

IMO, Bettie Bondage is a close enough twinner for Bryce :^)

>>211435107
It's because Cavill was in it. Everything he's in is a flop aside from MI: Fallout because only Cruise is strong enough to counter his box office poison.

>>211473914
>BASED BB POSTER
I have shot literal miles of rope to her

>>211473914
Hardly. I will wait for ai to get really good.

>>211471160
wow so long ago, before the work of the architect

>>211446243
>>211447256
I can never tell when it's serious or not anymore
>>211456597
nope it always annoys me, same with Camila Cabello

>>211462513
she looks like she was drawn by R. Crumb

>>211471385
it's so white trash to name your kid after where the fuck happened that caused them

>>211434988 (OP)
>What are your favorite Bryce Dallas Howard films?
The one where she's thicc as fuck and keeps showing off her feet. I forgot the name.

>the bryce must grow

>>211483018

>>211483741
I would crawl through a field of horny old Ron Howard's to smell her braps.

>>211483741
WE CAN DO IT BROS

>>211483741
SIGNED

This is the longest I've EVER seen a BDH thread last on /tv/, the mods usually delete them long before now.

>>211485812
The jannies fear the brap posters.

>>211434988 (OP)
She makes movies?

>>211485981
She's directed multiple TV episodes and I think one film. Frankly I wish she'd move to directing full-time so she could get as fat as she wanted. Her having to slim down for roles is killing me as a fatfag. Also I think it's turned her into a yo-yo dieter which everyone knows isn't healthy.

>>211485812
They're waiting for someone to name a good movie she's been in

>>211486132
I enjoyed The Village.

>>211455107
Oh I got some labour for her if you catch my drift

>>211486132
Lel

>>211444194
Stana Katic

>>211483366
Bigger

>>211434988 (OP)
She was so beautiful in The Village

>>211489260

>>211489614

>>211489628

>>211489614
did she get a nosejob?

>>211491054
HUMINA HUMINA

>>211434988 (OP)
She's a nepo, right?

I like this thread

>>211434988 (OP)
It's good to see her still getting roles after mad men.

>>211491054
she has a nose?

>>211435156
>you

>>211434988 (OP)
Idunno

>>211491054
yes

>>211434988 (OP)
Jurassic World

>>211473914
Absolutely phenomenal actress. Shame about the tattoos.

>>211493630
Dat dog be jelly

>>211435156
redheads with fat asses are something else, man. I can't deal with them anymore but it's fun while it lasts
>>211444458
the most unrealistic part of the Pete's Dragon remake was depicting a young overweight outdoorsy woman existing in the 1970s
women didn't start looking like this until they had a few kids and hit their 40s

>>211435107
Argylle didn't even hit $97 million at the Box office. Odd that you would claim it didn't hit a much higher number.

>>211499239
>JurASSthicc Park
amirite?

>>211500435
HUGE RANCID BRYCE BRAPS

>>211469421
>mal

Based

>>211501476

>>211436699
literally built for one thing and one thing only

>>211501633

>>211501792
Ddjmy

>>211501476
>>211501633
>>211501792
HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>>211501903

>>211501971
This thread is heating up

>>211501971
Does she make brap vids? Please please tell me she makes brap vids!

>>211501792
Need a team up

>>211500435
>that belly pushing her pants out and straining the zipper

>>211502334

>>211502499
God I want to be reincarnated as plus sized underwear

>>211434988 (OP)
>>211435217
This is not looking good. Something is telling me she got nerfed.

>>211500435
Actually, I think the most unrealistic part about Pete’s Dragon was the dragon.

>>211502643
She's been rather thin lately. Theory is that she was on Ozempic.

>>211501971
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!

I unironically like Fallen Kingdom, its just a bonus that it has PEAK BDH in it

>>211503233
Coward

>>211435077
this

>>211445119

>children: 249

>>211503554
I apologize for my earlier statement

>>211484599
I would replace my air supply with an oxygen tank full of her braps

>>211503784
Really loving these tasteful fat edits, man. Keep it up.

Why can't all actresses in Hollywood look like this...?

if they have any kind of balls they'll cast her as Wonder Woman

>>211434988 (OP)
i NEED her to be cast as a Giantess in a film that features a Giantess.

>>211507055
There wouldn't be enough room

>>211467689

>>211508884
jeans are so much hotter than leggings.

https://youtu.be/IKdf4duQeNM

>>211503554
>Still up
Oh mods, you horny bastards

>>211501476
>>211501633
>>211501792
She used to be perfect! Fucking feeders ruined her

>>211503554
I want to be 1 inch tall and get swallowed whole by this woman. or taped to the back of her panties and left in there for a whole day.

>>211501748
BWC

>>211503554
SOFT

>>211510694
She's in a hurry...

>>211510783
i wonder how big the buttplug is

>>211435107
>Argylle
It made 96M worldwide...total pull. That is pathetic. It cost 200M to make. Brutal.

>>211473914
haha, i just blew one to the latest halloween vid. she is a legend.

Every female on the planet should look like this.

>>211513113
No. #stopbreastremovalsurgery

>whoever controls the bryce controls the braps

>>211434988 (OP)
HOW MANY DAYS HAS IT BEEN SINCE THIS BDH THREAD BEEN UP? 3-4, FIVE DAYS!?!?

>>211501792

>>211517844

>>211439705
I met her in Liverpool not that long ago and get this completely. She seems genuinely pleasant and radiates positivity in a way that feels very sincere

>>211517844
Sweet Jesus

>>211434988 (OP)
She looks like she could play judge holden in this pic

>>211443090
>Fat ass is literally clueless as to how to eat fruit
lol

>>211493188
lol

>>211520373
Ikr thats so cute.

>>211475802
did she really do this?

>>211510694
That is 100% a "oh my God I need to poop" waddle. She's about to destroy some poor toilet.

>>211523677
imagine being the poor janitor who has to cart off a wagon full of her shit afterwards

>>211501792
Man, look at that gorgeous bush.

>>211520373

>>211523891
Bigger the butt bigger the pooo, newtons fourth law

>>211507320
We will never get something so based. We so not live in such a kind world.

Which Shark will invest in my product?

>>211456673
what scene?

>>211528289
NTA, but the one where she gets fucked by a black guy, I'd assume.

>>211528372
I gotta search this up

>>211444458
I can hear that side zipper SCREAMING through the image and i'm ok with that.

>>211434988 (OP)
Redhead>Blonde every time

>>211434988 (OP)
Bump

i want her to sit on my face

>2 days later
>thread still up
Why are things so slow lately?

>>211531823
internet is kill

>>211503026
I don't think it's ozempic, she went under the fucking knife. Look at her before picture>>211444458

>>211533468
I don't think she ever looked like that anon.

peak mommy

>>211534389
a gigamommy, if you will

measuring quantum mommystates

She refused to lose weight for Argylle lmao.

>>211531823
/tv/ is dead (Formerly alive)

>>211530087
Brunette mogs