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Anonymous No.211434988 >>211435156 >>211435617 >>211438903 >>211439705 >>211442711 >>211442858 >>211454089 >>211454245 >>211454993 >>211456673 >>211461678 >>211461986 >>211462513 >>211467689 >>211468663 >>211469526 >>211471385 >>211481979 >>211485981 >>211489260 >>211493188 >>211493456 >>211496219 >>211499239 >>211502643 >>211507320 >>211515974 >>211520216 >>211530087 >>211531325
What are your favorite Bryce Dallas Howard films?
Anonymous No.211435077 >>211461746 >>211463964 >>211503578
Ass.
Anonymous No.211435107 >>211435570 >>211436736 >>211442464 >>211444296 >>211462552 >>211468635 >>211475889 >>211501073 >>211511616
>She starred the notorious flop Argylle, which cost over $300m to make but didn't manage to even hit $150m at the box office.

Did they ever explain why her super-power stopped working?
Anonymous No.211435156 >>211444596 >>211454610 >>211462040 >>211493630 >>211500435
>>211434988 (OP)
Used to date a girl who looked like her. One night she put on heels and I fucked her big pale ass against the kitchen counter. Was kino.
Anonymous No.211435217 >>211436249 >>211462466 >>211502643
>After arriving in Norway for the film shoot, von Trier β€œstarted insulting me,” she said.

>β€œ[He said], β€˜Your father’s a terrible film-maker.’ I went, β€˜Lars, what are you trying to see?’ and he said, β€˜Your angry face. I don’t know what it looks like.’”

>The filmmaker then β€œthrew a glass of water in her face”

I'm thinking stronger medicine was needed here....
Anonymous No.211435570 >>211442464
>>211435107
Lol. Good question.
Anonymous No.211435617
>>211434988 (OP)
She owes us a nude photoshoot. Of course at least 80% ass pics from different angles.
Anonymous No.211435699 >>211436902 >>211444478
that one with the slave
Anonymous No.211436249 >>211436337
>>211435217
Those are fighting words.
Anonymous No.211436337 >>211436463
>>211436249
Speaking of which, could you beat her in a fight? I'm sure I could, if I had the element of surprise, but one on one without any tricks?
Anonymous No.211436463 >>211436699
>>211436337
I'd fight her completely nude and the loser has to have thier face sat on. I'd throw within 1 second obviously.
Anonymous No.211436699 >>211437053 >>211444232 >>211444275 >>211445108 >>211471045 >>211501748
>>211436463
are you sure you could handle that?
Anonymous No.211436736 >>211438273
>>211435107
That's her ? She's done a full transformation into Essex mum for this movie
Anonymous No.211436902
>>211435699
You beat me.
Anonymous No.211437053 >>211438327
>>211436699
>The hazards of face-sitting are strangulation or suffocation, bloodborne pathogens – tiny living things in the blood that cause diseases like hepatitis B and C – and exposure to bodily fluids. There’s the risk of cramp causing the full weight of the individual to rest on the face, physical harm, and psychological trauma too. I’ve assigned it a β€œcatastrophic” consequence rating due to the potential for this type of act to result in a fatality.
Anonymous No.211438273
>>211436736
Essex mum?
Anonymous No.211438327 >>211442264
>>211437053
Sounds like a great way to go. Killed by Bryce Dallas Howard’s ass juice.
Anonymous No.211438796
Post the webms from Argylle. She was enormously fat in that movie.
Handsome Chad No.211438903 >>211438930
>>211434988 (OP)
All trash but it was hot that she insisted on high heels in the first of the new J Park spin offs.
Anonymous No.211438905
Anonymous No.211438930
>>211438903
Interesting choice.
Anonymous No.211439650
Bump
Anonymous No.211439705 >>211439748 >>211441226 >>211455073 >>211470568 >>211518046
>>211434988 (OP)
You know the meme about how someone can have gangly teeth and a crooked nose but still radiant pleasantness?

Bryce is a good person. She doesn't fit the ugly features part of that meme though.
Anonymous No.211439748
>>211439705
Yeah
Anonymous No.211441226
>>211439705
I think the overall pleasantness of her demeanor really comes through in her photos and videos and adds a lot to her appeal.

I mean she's also a redheaded PAWG which goes a long way too.
Anonymous No.211442264
>>211438327
Drowning in Bryce......
Anonymous No.211442464 >>211453409 >>211459233
>>211435107
>>211435570
no that's a stupid question, she's getting paid anyway so why would she care whether her movie would flop or not.
Anonymous No.211442711 >>211442860 >>211443057
>>211434988 (OP)
she needs to sit back down in the director's throne and produce some massive kinos
Anonymous No.211442858
>>211434988 (OP)
I've only ever seen her in that one episode of Black Mirror
Anonymous No.211442860
>>211442711
I will be the throne she sits on
Anonymous No.211443057
>>211442711
Imagine all the rolls of film she would need to capture all the kino she would produce with that massive talent of hers.
Anonymous No.211443090 >>211443123 >>211443317 >>211463496 >>211520373
I really hope she gains more weight.
Anonymous No.211443123
>>211443090
I don't. She was perfect in the first two JW films, mainly the first one. everything else after that has been a downgrade
Anonymous No.211443317 >>211445340
>>211443090
Bryce Dallas? More like Braps Dallas.
Architect would have a field day. But he is a loyal man.
Anonymous No.211444115 >>211444194 >>211463868
Anonymous No.211444194 >>211488317
>>211444115
Who...who is this?
Anonymous No.211444232
>>211436699
Anonymous No.211444260
>[piercebrosnan.jpeg]
Anonymous No.211444275
>>211436699
ffffff---
Anonymous No.211444296
>>211435107
She got paid, she doesn't care if it flops. She's not Daniel Day Lewis, she doesn't curate her filmography so she only appears in good films.
Anonymous No.211444458 >>211469421 >>211469488 >>211471045 >>211500435 >>211528540 >>211533468
imagine...
Anonymous No.211444478 >>211444794 >>211445042 >>211449167
>>211435699
it's fucking hilarious /tv/ simps for this whore
Anonymous No.211444596
>>211435156
proof or gtfo
Anonymous No.211444715
And...I'm spent
Anonymous No.211444794
>>211444478
I don't see any problem with that, it's one of the few good things about /tv/
Anonymous No.211445042
>>211444478
Beautiful, thick, ginger, can handle a big dick, as fertile as an acre of fresh turned spring earth. You're goddamned right I'm simping for her.

I can almost smell her sweat ginger cunny from here.
Anonymous No.211445108
>>211436699
Opie Taylor's daughter looks like THAT?!?!?!?
Anonymous No.211445119 >>211503750
Anonymous No.211445319 >>211445340
brrrrrap
Anonymous No.211445340 >>211445369 >>211446243 >>211447256 >>211456597
>>211443317
>>211445319
why can't you retards appreciate good ass without making it all about your disgusting fart fetishes
Anonymous No.211445369
>>211445340
idk it's just funny to me, I love her ass without farts irl
Anonymous No.211446243 >>211481367
>>211445340
Anonymous No.211447256 >>211451039 >>211481367
>>211445340
It's a joke, not a meme.
Anonymous No.211449167
>>211444478
Some of us are not chuddies
Anonymous No.211451039 >>211463418
>>211447256
>he doesn't remember the Anon who got convinced by 4chan that braps were actually a good thing and convinced his gf to give him a Dutch Oven and he was disgusted by it and nearly puked and then she broke up with him
Good times.
Anonymous No.211453409
>>211442464
If she has too many flops, it could harm her reputation.
Anonymous No.211454089
>>211434988 (OP)
I liked Argyle, the ass was fat.
Well, right up until the shit post credits reveal. Disregarding that Argyle was fun.
Anonymous No.211454245
>>211434988 (OP)
the sweaty film left on a chair after she lifts her giant ass off of it
Anonymous No.211454610 >>211459124
>>211435156
No you didn't
Anonymous No.211454993 >>211455107 >>211456238 >>211458976 >>211468771
>>211434988 (OP)
She had one job in life, don't be a fat cunt and rake in money hand over fist for basically turning up.
Fat people disgust me.
Anonymous No.211455073 >>211470568
>>211439705
nobody who works in hollywood is good
Anonymous No.211455107 >>211486262
>>211454993
Yes we should put fat people into fat labour camps
Anonymous No.211456238
>>211454993
>Fat people disgust me
stop looking in the mirror anon
Anonymous No.211456597 >>211481367
>>211445340
first BDH thread?
Anonymous No.211456673 >>211528289
>>211434988 (OP)
I reckon she's the type of free spirited milf that wouldn't scold you if she caught you watching THAT scene at home. She'd probably sit next to you and explain stuff in a milfy kinky way if you were her son.
Anonymous No.211456707 >>211456756 >>211464024 >>211467669
>tfw she said her butt if her favourite part of her body in a video interview
can't remember which one it was, one of those pretentious white background ones I think. But she said her ass was her favourite part.
Anonymous No.211456756
>>211456707
it was her birthing hips iirc
Anonymous No.211458976
>>211454993
Thats like everyones dream, you should be jealous not disgusted.
Anonymous No.211459124
>>211454610
I mean, not *me*, but a friend of mine. He pounded her all night.
Anonymous No.211459233
>>211442464
She could have a contract for profit shares and/or residuals, but even it not, are you kidding? The actors want their movies to succeed. They want to be seen as bix office draws. How do you not get that?
Anonymous No.211461678
>>211434988 (OP)
>Welcome, to Shota park.
Anonymous No.211461746 >>211471400
>>211435077
Personally, I thought Ass II was even better.
Anonymous No.211461986
>>211434988 (OP)
i liked the BDH film where she had a black boyfriend
Anonymous No.211462040
>>211435156
Was it like this?
Anonymous No.211462083
They're all pretty shit. Lady in the Water I guess
Anonymous No.211462466
>>211435217
Norwegianbros, you know what you must do
Anonymous No.211462513 >>211471045 >>211481440
>>211434988 (OP)
That movie about uhhhhh....
Anonymous No.211462552
>>211435107
She is so talentless. Awful actress. Awful director.
Anonymous No.211462614 >>211463313 >>211471045
Anonymous No.211463313
>>211462614
>strained dress
Nice.
Anonymous No.211463418
>>211451039
Weak men fear the braps while real
chads bask and thrive in them.
Anonymous No.211463496
>>211443090
fuuuuuck imagine that was your balls
Anonymous No.211463716
this may be controversial, but i think bryce dallas howard is hot
Anonymous No.211463868
>>211444115
she looks like she just dumped Phil Mitchell
Anonymous No.211463964
>>211435077
fpbp
Anonymous No.211464024 >>211468666
>>211456707
And she is right!
Anonymous No.211466194
Bump
Anonymous No.211467669
>>211456707
>Today Show
>pretentious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uhXIPYW-i0
Anonymous No.211467689 >>211508884
>>211434988 (OP)
MOMMY MILKY STINKY FARTY
Anonymous No.211468488
ignoring
>apple's marketing
>apple's product placement
>weird use of Beatles' Now and Then
Argylle is unironically pretty good. It's a romantic, comedic spy thriller starring BDH and Sam Rockwell with some style. It's comfy too
Anonymous No.211468635
>>211435107
>Sixth sense about movie flops
She's just like /tv/!
Anonymous No.211468663 >>211471365
>>211434988 (OP)
Manderlay.
Anonymous No.211468666
>>211464024
Oh God I'm going to cum
Anonymous No.211468771 >>211468976
>>211454993
Im being absolutely serious here, how is she fat?? She looks positively plump which is perfectly healthy for a high estrogen woman of her age. Women with very little fat are probably starving themselves, she has a good amount on her. I hope you're joking, seriously
Anonymous No.211468976 >>211469063
>>211468771
Fuck off incel
Anonymous No.211469063
>>211468976
>incel
I thought incels don't say anything positive about women? You're not making any sense anon...
Anonymous No.211469421 >>211501476
>>211444458
We're approaching mal malloy levels here...
Anonymous No.211469488
>>211444458
holy moly
Anonymous No.211469526
>>211434988 (OP)
Attack of the 100ft Milf starring BDH as teh giantess. she takes a fat steamy shit on a group of men cat calling her.
Anonymous No.211470436 >>211471045
Anonymous No.211470568
>>211439705
I don't doubt that Bryce is fucked up in some type of way (like >>211455073 said, no one in hollywood is good) but she does seem nice enough
Anonymous No.211471045
>>211436699
This is really nice

>>211444458
>>211462513
This is not my thing but I understand people like it

>>211462614
This is just nonsense

>>211470436
hnnnggggg
Anonymous No.211471160 >>211471652 >>211479342
Anonymous No.211471365
>>211468663
Yuck
Anonymous No.211471385 >>211471565 >>211481605
>>211434988 (OP)
>mfw I learn why her middle name is dallas
Anonymous No.211471400
>>211461746
Ass 2 mouth was a great sequel.
Anonymous No.211471565
>>211471385
Debbie does her?
Anonymous No.211471652
>>211471160
Genuinely rare for a woman to be pretty and hot at any size
Anonymous No.211473666
Anonymous No.211473914 >>211478792 >>211479339 >>211499635 >>211511781
IMO, Bettie Bondage is a close enough twinner for Bryce :^)
Anonymous No.211475802 >>211521351
Anonymous No.211475889
>>211435107
It's because Cavill was in it. Everything he's in is a flop aside from MI: Fallout because only Cruise is strong enough to counter his box office poison.
Anonymous No.211478792
>>211473914
>BASED BB POSTER
I have shot literal miles of rope to her
Anonymous No.211479339
>>211473914
Hardly. I will wait for ai to get really good.
Anonymous No.211479342
>>211471160
wow so long ago, before the work of the architect
Anonymous No.211481367
>>211446243
>>211447256
I can never tell when it's serious or not anymore
>>211456597
nope it always annoys me, same with Camila Cabello
Anonymous No.211481440
>>211462513
she looks like she was drawn by R. Crumb
Anonymous No.211481605
>>211471385
it's so white trash to name your kid after where the fuck happened that caused them
Anonymous No.211481979
>>211434988 (OP)
>What are your favorite Bryce Dallas Howard films?
The one where she's thicc as fuck and keeps showing off her feet. I forgot the name.
Anonymous No.211483018 >>211483366
>the bryce must grow
Anonymous No.211483366 >>211488412
>>211483018
Anonymous No.211483741 >>211484599 >>211485306 >>211485707
Anonymous No.211484599 >>211504588
>>211483741
I would crawl through a field of horny old Ron Howard's to smell her braps.
Anonymous No.211485306
>>211483741
WE CAN DO IT BROS
Anonymous No.211485707
>>211483741
SIGNED
Anonymous No.211485812 >>211485965 >>211486132
This is the longest I've EVER seen a BDH thread last on /tv/, the mods usually delete them long before now.
Anonymous No.211485965
>>211485812
The jannies fear the brap posters.
Anonymous No.211485981 >>211486127
>>211434988 (OP)
She makes movies?
Anonymous No.211486127
>>211485981
She's directed multiple TV episodes and I think one film. Frankly I wish she'd move to directing full-time so she could get as fat as she wanted. Her having to slim down for roles is killing me as a fatfag. Also I think it's turned her into a yo-yo dieter which everyone knows isn't healthy.
Anonymous No.211486132 >>211486235 >>211486528
>>211485812
They're waiting for someone to name a good movie she's been in
Anonymous No.211486235
>>211486132
I enjoyed The Village.
Anonymous No.211486262
>>211455107
Oh I got some labour for her if you catch my drift
Anonymous No.211486528
>>211486132
Lel
Anonymous No.211488317
>>211444194
Stana Katic
Anonymous No.211488412
>>211483366
Bigger
Anonymous No.211489260 >>211489614
>>211434988 (OP)
She was so beautiful in The Village
Anonymous No.211489614 >>211489628 >>211491054
>>211489260
Anonymous No.211489628 >>211489647
>>211489614
Anonymous No.211489647
>>211489628
Anonymous No.211491054 >>211493140 >>211493488 >>211497013
>>211489614
did she get a nosejob?
Anonymous No.211493140
>>211491054
HUMINA HUMINA
Anonymous No.211493188 >>211520542
>>211434988 (OP)
She's a nepo, right?
Anonymous No.211493432
I like this thread
Anonymous No.211493456
>>211434988 (OP)
It's good to see her still getting roles after mad men.
Anonymous No.211493488
>>211491054
she has a nose?
Anonymous No.211493630 >>211500029
>>211435156
>you
Anonymous No.211496219
>>211434988 (OP)
Idunno
Anonymous No.211497013
>>211491054
yes
Anonymous No.211499239 >>211501186
>>211434988 (OP)
Jurassic World
Anonymous No.211499635
>>211473914
Absolutely phenomenal actress. Shame about the tattoos.
Anonymous No.211500029
>>211493630
Dat dog be jelly
Anonymous No.211500435 >>211501194 >>211502406 >>211502994
>>211435156
redheads with fat asses are something else, man. I can't deal with them anymore but it's fun while it lasts
>>211444458
the most unrealistic part of the Pete's Dragon remake was depicting a young overweight outdoorsy woman existing in the 1970s
women didn't start looking like this until they had a few kids and hit their 40s
Anonymous No.211501073
>>211435107
Argylle didn't even hit $97 million at the Box office. Odd that you would claim it didn't hit a much higher number.
Anonymous No.211501186
>>211499239
>JurASSthicc Park
amirite?
Anonymous No.211501194
>>211500435
HUGE RANCID BRYCE BRAPS
Anonymous No.211501476 >>211501633 >>211501907 >>211509396
>>211469421
>mal

Based
Anonymous No.211501633 >>211501792 >>211501907 >>211509396
>>211501476
Anonymous No.211501748 >>211509451
>>211436699
literally built for one thing and one thing only
Anonymous No.211501792 >>211501903 >>211501907 >>211502334 >>211509396 >>211517844 >>211524164
>>211501633
Anonymous No.211501903 >>211501971
>>211501792
Ddjmy
Anonymous No.211501907
>>211501476
>>211501633
>>211501792
HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
Anonymous No.211501971 >>211502040 >>211502053 >>211503233
>>211501903
Anonymous No.211502040
>>211501971
This thread is heating up
Anonymous No.211502053
>>211501971
Does she make brap vids? Please please tell me she makes brap vids!
Anonymous No.211502063
Anonymous No.211502334 >>211502499
>>211501792
Need a team up
Anonymous No.211502406
>>211500435
>that belly pushing her pants out and straining the zipper
Anonymous No.211502499 >>211502574
>>211502334
Anonymous No.211502574
>>211502499
God I want to be reincarnated as plus sized underwear
Anonymous No.211502643 >>211503026
>>211434988 (OP)
>>211435217
This is not looking good. Something is telling me she got nerfed.
Anonymous No.211502994
>>211500435
Actually, I think the most unrealistic part about Pete’s Dragon was the dragon.
Anonymous No.211503026 >>211533468
>>211502643
She's been rather thin lately. Theory is that she was on Ozempic.
Anonymous No.211503233 >>211503554
>>211501971
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!
Anonymous No.211503396
I unironically like Fallen Kingdom, its just a bonus that it has PEAK BDH in it
Anonymous No.211503554 >>211504191 >>211509356 >>211509440 >>211509938
>>211503233
Coward
Anonymous No.211503578
>>211435077
this
Anonymous No.211503698
Anonymous No.211503750
>>211445119

>children: 249
Anonymous No.211503784 >>211505053
Anonymous No.211504191
>>211503554
I apologize for my earlier statement
Anonymous No.211504588
>>211484599
I would replace my air supply with an oxygen tank full of her braps
Anonymous No.211505053
>>211503784
Really loving these tasteful fat edits, man. Keep it up.
Anonymous No.211505615
Anonymous No.211505662
Anonymous No.211507055 >>211507368
Why can't all actresses in Hollywood look like this...?
Anonymous No.211507280
if they have any kind of balls they'll cast her as Wonder Woman
Anonymous No.211507320 >>211527029
>>211434988 (OP)
i NEED her to be cast as a Giantess in a film that features a Giantess.
Anonymous No.211507368
>>211507055
There wouldn't be enough room
Anonymous No.211507745
Anonymous No.211508884 >>211508937
>>211467689
Anonymous No.211508937
>>211508884
jeans are so much hotter than leggings.
Anonymous No.211509146
https://youtu.be/IKdf4duQeNM
Anonymous No.211509356
>>211503554
>Still up
Oh mods, you horny bastards
Anonymous No.211509396
>>211501476
>>211501633
>>211501792
She used to be perfect! Fucking feeders ruined her
Anonymous No.211509440
>>211503554
I want to be 1 inch tall and get swallowed whole by this woman. or taped to the back of her panties and left in there for a whole day.
Anonymous No.211509451
>>211501748
BWC
Anonymous No.211509938
>>211503554
SOFT
Anonymous No.211510694 >>211510783 >>211523677
Anonymous No.211510783 >>211510880
>>211510694
She's in a hurry...
Anonymous No.211510880
>>211510783
i wonder how big the buttplug is
Anonymous No.211511616
>>211435107
>Argylle
It made 96M worldwide...total pull. That is pathetic. It cost 200M to make. Brutal.
Anonymous No.211511781
>>211473914
haha, i just blew one to the latest halloween vid. she is a legend.
Anonymous No.211513113 >>211513215
Every female on the planet should look like this.
Anonymous No.211513215
>>211513113
No. #stopbreastremovalsurgery
Anonymous No.211513451
>whoever controls the bryce controls the braps
Anonymous No.211515974
>>211434988 (OP)
HOW MANY DAYS HAS IT BEEN SINCE THIS BDH THREAD BEEN UP? 3-4, FIVE DAYS!?!?
Anonymous No.211517844 >>211517922 >>211519625
>>211501792
Anonymous No.211517922
>>211517844
Anonymous No.211518046
>>211439705
I met her in Liverpool not that long ago and get this completely. She seems genuinely pleasant and radiates positivity in a way that feels very sincere
Anonymous No.211519625
>>211517844
Sweet Jesus
Anonymous No.211520002
Anonymous No.211520052
Anonymous No.211520216
>>211434988 (OP)
She looks like she could play judge holden in this pic
Anonymous No.211520373 >>211521268 >>211525518
>>211443090
>Fat ass is literally clueless as to how to eat fruit
lol
Anonymous No.211520542
>>211493188
lol
Anonymous No.211521268
>>211520373
Ikr thats so cute.
Anonymous No.211521351
>>211475802
did she really do this?
Anonymous No.211523677 >>211523891
>>211510694
That is 100% a "oh my God I need to poop" waddle. She's about to destroy some poor toilet.
Anonymous No.211523891 >>211525673
>>211523677
imagine being the poor janitor who has to cart off a wagon full of her shit afterwards
Anonymous No.211524164
>>211501792
Man, look at that gorgeous bush.
Anonymous No.211525518
>>211520373
Anonymous No.211525673
>>211523891
Bigger the butt bigger the pooo, newtons fourth law
Anonymous No.211527029
>>211507320
We will never get something so based. We so not live in such a kind world.
Anonymous No.211527819
Which Shark will invest in my product?
Anonymous No.211528289 >>211528372
>>211456673
what scene?
Anonymous No.211528372 >>211528519
>>211528289
NTA, but the one where she gets fucked by a black guy, I'd assume.
Anonymous No.211528519
>>211528372
I gotta search this up
Anonymous No.211528540
>>211444458
I can hear that side zipper SCREAMING through the image and i'm ok with that.
Anonymous No.211530087 >>211535017
>>211434988 (OP)
Redhead>Blonde every time
Anonymous No.211531325
>>211434988 (OP)
Bump
Anonymous No.211531379
i want her to sit on my face
Anonymous No.211531823 >>211532899 >>211534989
>2 days later
>thread still up
Why are things so slow lately?
Anonymous No.211532899
>>211531823
internet is kill
Anonymous No.211533468 >>211534136
>>211503026
I don't think it's ozempic, she went under the fucking knife. Look at her before picture>>211444458
Anonymous No.211534136
>>211533468
I don't think she ever looked like that anon.
Anonymous No.211534389 >>211534479
peak mommy
Anonymous No.211534479
>>211534389
a gigamommy, if you will
Anonymous No.211534488
Anonymous No.211534499
measuring quantum mommystates
Anonymous No.211534935
She refused to lose weight for Argylle lmao.
Anonymous No.211534989
>>211531823
/tv/ is dead (Formerly alive)
Anonymous No.211535017
>>211530087
Brunette mogs