Thread 211435079

ITT we decide once and for all who should play Zelda
No chicks with dicks edition

>>211435177
Wr found our casting for Fleur Delacour

>>211435079 (OP)
zendaya

>>211435079 (OP)
Whatever hot teen girl is the IT thing at the moment of filming.
Hair color doesn't mater since wigs exist and Zelda has been all over the basic white bitch hair color spectrum already. from chestnut brown to almost platinum blonde
Eye color is just a mater of contacts as well.
Her character is just Miss goody two shoes who's somehow powerless to stop ganon from doing shit, so it's not like the girl playing her needs acting skills.
And Zelda has been changed so much over so many games that you'll find some basic white bitch from a Disney TV show that can play the part easy.

Margot Robbie.

>>211435381
too old

>>211435413
too gay

>>211435464
Margot used up her boner power after Suicide Squad

>>211435177
Gay

>>211435311
Even gayer

>>211435381
Maximum gay, migth as well suggest Hellen Mirren

>>211435655
>migth
Fuck you jeet. She is still in her prime. Cast Hunter if you don't like it.

>>211435778
old hag

>>211435829
Find one wrinkle.

>>211435861
They're all over. You just can't see them because you're biased

>>211435381
>33 year old princess

>>211435079 (OP)
Butters has the advantage of already having big ears, the elf ear prop will really stand out

>>211435778
Literally a granny. Zelda needs to be exude youth

>>211435938
You're fucking retarded. Who do you want to see as Zelda anyways?

>>211435079 (OP)
Tati Gabrielle will be playing bald Zelda.

>>211436015
not a granny

>>211435079 (OP)
>wanting a live action Zelda movie

>>211435829
>>211435938
>>211436006
>>211436012
>>211436099
Find one fucking wrinkle.

Livvy

>>211435177
she IS Zelda

>>211436139
They're all over. Holy Shit! Look at that Big ONE! WHAT! ARE YOU BLIND?!

>>211436179
munted face

>>211436269
Go to bed, Margot, you old hag.

>>211435079 (OP)
Veevs

>>211436139
She's old as fuck anon, would I fuck the mummy? Absolutely, but she's not Zelda

>>211435079 (OP)
>>211436370
violet is the only one not walled

Got your Zelda right here

>>211436501
This is the one fellas, she hasn't hit the wall! Perfect, fuck Margot Robbie who still looks identical to how she looked Wolf of Wall Street!

>>211436611
Margot could play her grandmother

>>211436611
Not him and obv that's a shitpost, but she definitely doesn't look like she did in Wolf of Wall Street. Let alone the pic you posted, when she was 19. She's beautiful but that's not the only criteria for playing Zelda, and I don't think she fits the bill. Hell, I'd go with Galadriel first and Cate's an old lady now.
>>211436431
>>211435079 (OP)
From OP's image I'd go with the youngest post-puberty adult. Don't want your stars aging and changing a lot between sequels. So I'd pick Mckenna even though I don't feel like she fits the bill?

>>211436762
Margotfag here. That's a good pick. Looks like a proper princess.

>>211435079 (OP)
kiki is so posted lmfao
butters on the other hand....

>>211436431
She could still play her but exactly 1 year ago she would have been dead perfect

>>211436823
Kenny is still cute despite her awful veneers. Realistically speaking Violet is too low profile, so Kenny would be my 2nd choice and she actually has a shot.

>>211436986
Kiki gets a courtesy shot from being a CC classic legacy waifu. But we all know she's as busted as Margot

>>211437266
Why does she have to be so young? There's supposed to be an age difference and I'm sure they won't cast an underaged boy for Link.

>>211435079 (OP)
im fine with no dicks but all you posted is two crackwhores, a literal pig, and a pair of sentient eyebrows

>>211437597
Finally a non-retarded poster.

Talia is the only correct answer.

>>211435079 (OP)
Here's your Hylian Queen right here.

>>211437499
I don't think there's any rule that she has to be x young. Most incarnations have been teenage-ish. Me? I'm biased because Ocarina of Time was my first Zelda and I played that game more than a dozen times
That's the adaptation I would like to see most.

you people realize it will be a 14 year old you have never heard of?

it will be a kids movie because it's a kids franchise, despite you obese nerds

>>211436139
Crow's feet somehow both on the sides and underneath her eyes, all along her jowels, her cheeks, her neck. Even covered up with caked on foundation, they're still visible.

Here she is

>>211437702
>you people realize it will be a 14 year old you have never heard of?
This would be ideal. Hollywood needs to stop casting big names in everything. Being obsessed with star power is how the Borderlands movie came about.

>>211435079 (OP)
There’s really no reason she can’t be Jewish

>>211437705
That's natural when you're smiling and have thin skin. When she's not smiling she's spotless.

>>211437651
Talia Ryder (born August 16, 2002 is an American stage and film actress. She made her feature film debut as Skylar in Eliza Hittman's critically acclaimed independent drama film Never Rarely Sometimes Always (2020) earning her nominations for a Independent Spirit Award and Critics' Choice Movie Award. She has since had leading roles in the Netflix romantic drama Hello, Goodbye, and Everything in Between (2022), and the surrealist road film The Sweet East (2023).

>>211437816
Jewba

>>211437835
Ryder is also known for her supporting roles in the musical drama West Side Story (2021), the teen comedy Do Revenge (2022), and the comedy-drama Dumb Money (2023). On stage, she acted in the Broadway musical Matilda the Musical (2015–2016) and the Off-Broadway play How to Defend Yourself (2023).

>>211437821
>That's natural when you're smiling and have thin skin.
The absolute cope. Literally no one else suggested in this entire thread has that issue. Disregarding that, what are you proposing? She just botox the fuck out of her face and show absolutely no expression to avoid looking old for the entire movie? lmao
Finally, here's her wrinkly face not smiling. Feel free to post more cope below.

>>211437764
>Non binary broad who hates her breasts, slim down significantly to reduce their size, and wants to remove them so she could look like a boy
That's a hard pass. I rather have old hag Margot Robbie

>>211436501
she can play Beedle

>>211438063
Ok she got wrinkles around her mouth, but is it really that bad? It won't be visible with proper lighting and make-up. You just can't look at her and not think of the word princess.

>>211437912
Ryder is cute

>>211435079 (OP)
live action zelda should never be allowed to happen

>>211437764
Even on Sheldon she had a tasty dumper.

>>211437821
Wtf is thin skin?

>>211438317
European type skin, not nigger skin or chink skin with lots of fat.

>>211435079 (OP)
Realistically, it should be Ever Anderson

>>211438344
None of the other "Europeans" in this thread have this thin skin (just cope, because she's just very wrinkly) that you're hallucinating. She's Australian by the way. Not European.

>>211437816
yeah not gonna buy a phone from an Israeli lol

>>211438425
The girls that are getting posted are all kids basically. Whites have that type of skin when they mature and don't have baby fat. And Margot is white, she's not an abbo. It's not wrinkles, the skin is just thinner, that's why it's only visible around her eyes when she's smiling but not when her face is resting.

1981 shelley duvall playing it like olive oyl

>>211438160
I don't dislike her. I actually really like her. I sat through two Suicide Squad movies literally just for her and if they made a third I'd do it again. But she is in no way suited for a young princess role. She is a mature actress. There is nothing wrong with that, but just because you (and I) like her doesn't mean she should be shoe-horned into everything. She is far better suited to be Zelda's fucking mom than Zelda. Forcing actresses you have liked for along time into every vaguely hot female role is, again, how we got Borderlands. Cate Blanchett was young and hot and talented in the 90's. It doesn't mean she can continue to play those same roles today, which Hollywood, and apparently you, don't understand.
>>211438229
I take it back. This would be ideal.

>>211435079 (OP)
>Only TP Zelda is used as base model

>>211436203
>she

>>211438544
Those are wrinkles, you blind retard. You must never leave your basement. Other people don't look like her when they smile. The weirdest cope.

>>211438376
Top tier choice for sure

>>211438376
There is something really subtle that makes her just not quite as hot as her mom was in the 90's. :\ Still hot though, obviously.

>>211438662
Horrific drawings. None of them look like they do in the games. Especially pathetic, because there is plenty of concept art and there are official drawings that you can copy instead of putting your own faggy artstyle into every drawing.

>>211438675
Just because you're a spic and see fatsos everywhere doesn't make me wrong. I can smile and have wrinkles appear in my face for a bit but when I stop they're not there. The only wrinkles Margot has are around her mouth. She looks great for her age and you have serious pedo vibes if you call her a grandma hag for that.

>>211438777
Plenty of movies with people who aren't as ugly as you are when they smile. Try to watch them some time soon.

>>211438734
Hard to beat Mila as she's an all timer. Even her progeny.

>>211438746
>Especially pathetic, because there is plenty of concept art and there are official drawings that you can copy instead of putting your own faggy artstyle into every drawing.
lol

>>211438544
>The girls that are getting posted are actually age appropriate for the role instead of trying to force a 34 year old woman to be a princess half her age
ftfy, you blind retard.
Also, Kiernan Shipka is 25, which I bet is older than you. McKenna Grace is 18. Not familiar with the other two, but there are shit tons of examples of women <30 that do not have wrinkly skin.

>>211438854
>me and robbie are ugly cause we have thin skin and are expressive
Ok, I'm done replying to you, you're clearly a low IQ shitskin.

>>211438893
>I'm just like Margot
Oh no no no no no. Kill yourself

ez

Maybe the new Buffy, she is the right age

>>211438734
Something about her face is not quite right

>>211439051
Bretty cute.

>>211439093
>and thanks. Hey, alright.
Who talks like that?

>>211438245
She had a great ass. But she fell hard into the whole nonbinary thing and became borderline anorexic. She has no ass and no tits now

>>211439086
I think is that her facial features are very aggressive and brutal with fucked up teeth, yet she's still hot as fuck due to Milla's god tier genes. So a part of your brain thinks she's ugly, but the other part wants to uncontrollably put it's dick in her

I want them to do Brie Larson or Zendaya because the reaction would be funny

>>211437266
VeeeeVs

>>211435079 (OP)
>game where you are a peasant who single handedly have to unfuck an entire kingdom and fixes EVERYONE else's problems from murdering the evil usurper that the royal family let in who destroyed the kingdom down to helping some dumb bitch who is allergic to chickens capture all her chickens that ran away
>saves the princess, then DONT fuck her, you dont get to get any cheeks, not even the chicken girl, you dont become the new king, dont even become a noble or knight, upi literally go back to being a peasant and bloodline remains peasantry for another hundred years despite all the work and sacrifice
the tranny is the only correct choice because you have to be a cocksucking faggot to find the story enjoyable enough to watch it as a movie

>>211439193
Read it like a manga, left to right.

>>211439221
>The whole non-binary thing
It's like a phase for normal people back when shit like emo or punk was becoming a thing except it's potentially harmful and a mental illness. The TQ+ really is a cancer. Damn she looked nice back then.

>>211439461
Fuck me, I meant right to left.

>>211435079 (OP)
Snood

>>211439543
>Those pits

>>211439221
It’s difficult for child actors to avoid being fucked up in some way, they’re not going to be well adjusted. She always seemed very needy and hungry for affection in interviews

that's a child.

>>211439798
That's what she said.

>>211438102
>and wants to remove them so she could look like a boy
Source or just nonsense?

>>211439035
Unfortunately she’s like 31 or something. Would make a great live action Sakura though.

>>211435177
fpbp

How the fuck has nobody posted Snood yet. Emma Myers is literally /tv/s frontrunner.

>>211435778
>pozztralian
Hard pass

>>211440036
Goodness gracious.

>>211440052
cause Zelda has a chin unlike that chinless Dr Seuss character looking bitch, Emma

>>211439866
So a few months ago, she revealed that she was secretly streaming on twitch and also that she is gay and nonbinary. She revealed that her secret account was "settingsunset" and many variations of where you can find on her YouTube, tiktok, Twitter, etc... in one of her twitch streams she is talking with her friends and she mentions that she want to remove her breasts and she even said she wants her scars to look like the Harry Potter lightning bolt. There's tons of videos so I'm not gonna spend the next 2 hrs looking for the exact point but it's real, and you can see she has lost a lot of weight and on top of that it looks like she is wearing some type of chest brace to flatten herself even more.
See any pictures from 1+ years ago and she was plump, now she's a stick.

>>211440052
>How the fuck has nobody posted Snood yet.
Because we're not brownoids who latch onto shit-tier waifus because their character once said something similar to a forced spic meme.

>>211440176
For comparison of just 1 year ago
Very sad that she has been brainwashed to hate herself, she is otherwise hella pretty

>>211440176
Nothing pizza and ice cream can’t fix
Get 007 on the horn

>>211440250
Tights or pantyhose on a muscular pair of gams. Whew.

>>211435079 (OP)
KIKI RULES!

Idk about this Young Sheldon actress but I'm with OP, keep the transgenders out of Zelda. You already ruined Super Mario Bros.

>>211440235
She’s too masculine to play Zelda. We need someone who’s cute.

>>211440347
I love keeks as much as the next man but she's too old for the part. I'd take her over a man with breast implants of course.

Aint nothing in the rule book that says Zelda can’t be brown

>>211440423
bloated walled mexican

>>211435079 (OP)
names of the bottom two?

>>211440423
Not Zelda.

I just don’t see a better option than Emma Myers

>>211440416
What if Kiki pulled a Katie Cassidy?
Picture it: you're a Producer about to fire Kiki from a project and she slowly kneels before you, pupils as wide as saucers, pulls your tiny penis, and gives you a suckjob. Then you keep Kiki on the show for 2 more seasons before offering her her own spinoff called Kiki & The Canaries.

>>211435079 (OP)
What about Elle Graham? Or is she too much of a long girl.

A bold new concept:
Native American Zelda

>>211440176
>she mentions that she want to remove her breasts and she even said she wants her scars to look like the Harry Potter lightning bolt.
Isn't that kinda backwards, since the troons hate JKR and Potter?

Either way, I'm not surprised she's been brainwashed. It's the agenda being forced down their throats in school and anywhere/everywhere they can latch on to vulnerable minds.

Just hope she can be saved before she does irreparable harm to herself.

>>211440571
Well when you put it that way.
>inhales deeply

>>211436006
>Margot Robbie is actually younger than me
Hahah what the fuck

>>211440719
cocaine is a helluva drug

>>211437764
I'm shocked you could find a picture of her with her head straight. Did a quick google search and every pic she has her head tilted.

>>211440797
I challenge you to find an image of Kenny where her left shoulder isn't slumped like the hunchback of Notre Dame

>>211440876
Tragically mogged by her own sister

>>211440644
She talked shit about whites. So fuck her.

But I'll compromise, if you can get Denzel Washington to voice Ganon, we'll cast him. Otherwise the role is going to Chris Pratt.

>>211435079 (OP)
Boynton 10 years ago

Why the fuck would a woman play Zelda? The suggestions you guys are making would fit the princess way better

>>211441005
Ever is already playing the Princess, read the thread! That's why I'm saying Zelda needs to be a big booba blonde like in the cartoon series. Alyvia Alyn Lind, maybe?

>>211435177
>>211436203
The side obsessed with racewashing any character they can for the sake of representation and pushing their agenda suddenly care about the aesthetic need for actors to look like their character counterparts from adaptations.
Nice try faggots.

>>211441005
But what if Metroid was a girl?

What about superfan Brie Larson? But here's the twist... we show it. We show all of it. I'm talking full penetration. Starts off at the Palace, full penetration, Ganon's Lair, full penetration, Peaceful Town, full penetration. Zelda doin doggy, reverse cowgirl, all the classics, all the hits. And it goes on and on until the movie just...ends.

>>211441488
I'm in.

>>211435079 (OP)
She's a Japanese Elfe. I think a Japanese/Asian woman would be better

>>211440036
Hoo boy

>>211441526
I like the fake tits, don't get it twisted, but that butt? I'd eat it and beat it every night.

Her career is kinda over though? Cut her hair off to spite men and from the recent pics I saw, looks like she removed her implants. Time to become a REAL feminist.

>>211442277
Agreed. I know a lot has been said about her butt and lack thereof and that's why she started working out, but I've always loved it. I like how plump it is here >>211441526 and I loved it when it was a cute little jiggly ass. I wouldn't pull out.

>>211440357
She's perfect but too tall

>>211442422
Besides, she's already playing another Nintendo character.

>>211435177
fippybippy

>>211438451
why you no love israel?
not even one think about israel is good?
buy the IEDphone goy or you are an antisemite

posting pics of girls without names should be a bannable offense.

Monke Zelda

>>211441148
what? modern leftoids being disingenuous? who could've thought?

>>211443330
It's true.

>>211435079 (OP)
who is that bottom right?