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Anonymous No.211435079 >>211435311 >>211435357 >>211436012 >>211436044 >>211436108 >>211436370 >>211436431 >>211436762 >>211436823 >>211436986 >>211437597 >>211437662 >>211437816 >>211438229 >>211438376 >>211438662 >>211438985 >>211439446 >>211439543 >>211440347 >>211440537 >>211440621 >>211440629 >>211440984 >>211441551 >>211443155 >>211444941
ITT we decide once and for all who should play Zelda
No chicks with dicks edition
Anonymous No.211435177 >>211435267 >>211435655 >>211436203 >>211440044 >>211441148 >>211441379 >>211442773
Anonymous No.211435267
>>211435177
Wr found our casting for Fleur Delacour
Anonymous No.211435311 >>211435655
>>211435079 (OP)
zendaya
Anonymous No.211435357
>>211435079 (OP)
Whatever hot teen girl is the IT thing at the moment of filming.
Hair color doesn't mater since wigs exist and Zelda has been all over the basic white bitch hair color spectrum already. from chestnut brown to almost platinum blonde
Eye color is just a mater of contacts as well.
Her character is just Miss goody two shoes who's somehow powerless to stop ganon from doing shit, so it's not like the girl playing her needs acting skills.
And Zelda has been changed so much over so many games that you'll find some basic white bitch from a Disney TV show that can play the part easy.
Anonymous No.211435381 >>211435413 >>211435655 >>211436006
Margot Robbie.
Anonymous No.211435413 >>211435464
>>211435381
too old
Anonymous No.211435464 >>211435505
>>211435413
too gay
Anonymous No.211435505
>>211435464
Margot used up her boner power after Suicide Squad
Anonymous No.211435655 >>211435778
>>211435177
Gay

>>211435311
Even gayer

>>211435381
Maximum gay, migth as well suggest Hellen Mirren
Anonymous No.211435778 >>211435829 >>211436012 >>211440084
>>211435655
>migth
Fuck you jeet. She is still in her prime. Cast Hunter if you don't like it.
Anonymous No.211435829 >>211435861 >>211436139
>>211435778
old hag
Anonymous No.211435861 >>211435938
>>211435829
Find one wrinkle.
Anonymous No.211435938 >>211436015 >>211436139
>>211435861
They're all over. You just can't see them because you're biased
Anonymous No.211436006 >>211436139 >>211440762
>>211435381
>33 year old princess
Anonymous No.211436012 >>211436139
>>211435079 (OP)
Butters has the advantage of already having big ears, the elf ear prop will really stand out

>>211435778
Literally a granny. Zelda needs to be exude youth
Anonymous No.211436015 >>211436099
>>211435938
You're fucking retarded. Who do you want to see as Zelda anyways?
Anonymous No.211436044
>>211435079 (OP)
Tati Gabrielle will be playing bald Zelda.
Anonymous No.211436099 >>211436139
>>211436015
not a granny
Anonymous No.211436108
>>211435079 (OP)
>wanting a live action Zelda movie
Anonymous No.211436139 >>211436210 >>211436370 >>211437705
>>211435829
>>211435938
>>211436006
>>211436012
>>211436099
Find one fucking wrinkle.
Anonymous No.211436179 >>211436269
Livvy
Anonymous No.211436203 >>211438671 >>211441148
>>211435177
she IS Zelda
Anonymous No.211436210
>>211436139
They're all over. Holy Shit! Look at that Big ONE! WHAT! ARE YOU BLIND?!
Anonymous No.211436269 >>211436305
>>211436179
munted face
Anonymous No.211436305
>>211436269
Go to bed, Margot, you old hag.
Anonymous No.211436370 >>211436431
>>211435079 (OP)
Veevs

>>211436139
She's old as fuck anon, would I fuck the mummy? Absolutely, but she's not Zelda
Anonymous No.211436431 >>211436823 >>211437266
>>211435079 (OP)
>>211436370
violet is the only one not walled
Anonymous No.211436501 >>211436611 >>211438115
Got your Zelda right here
Anonymous No.211436611 >>211436746 >>211436823
>>211436501
This is the one fellas, she hasn't hit the wall! Perfect, fuck Margot Robbie who still looks identical to how she looked Wolf of Wall Street!
Anonymous No.211436746
>>211436611
Margot could play her grandmother
Anonymous No.211436762 >>211436931
>>211435079 (OP)
Anonymous No.211436823 >>211437266
>>211436611
Not him and obv that's a shitpost, but she definitely doesn't look like she did in Wolf of Wall Street. Let alone the pic you posted, when she was 19. She's beautiful but that's not the only criteria for playing Zelda, and I don't think she fits the bill. Hell, I'd go with Galadriel first and Cate's an old lady now.
>>211436431
>>211435079 (OP)
From OP's image I'd go with the youngest post-puberty adult. Don't want your stars aging and changing a lot between sequels. So I'd pick Mckenna even though I don't feel like she fits the bill?
Anonymous No.211436931
>>211436762
Margotfag here. That's a good pick. Looks like a proper princess.
Anonymous No.211436986 >>211437454
>>211435079 (OP)
kiki is so posted lmfao
butters on the other hand....
Anonymous No.211437266 >>211437499 >>211439411
>>211436431
She could still play her but exactly 1 year ago she would have been dead perfect

>>211436823
Kenny is still cute despite her awful veneers. Realistically speaking Violet is too low profile, so Kenny would be my 2nd choice and she actually has a shot.
Anonymous No.211437454
>>211436986
Kiki gets a courtesy shot from being a CC classic legacy waifu. But we all know she's as busted as Margot
Anonymous No.211437499 >>211437687
>>211437266
Why does she have to be so young? There's supposed to be an age difference and I'm sure they won't cast an underaged boy for Link.
Anonymous No.211437597 >>211437645
>>211435079 (OP)
im fine with no dicks but all you posted is two crackwhores, a literal pig, and a pair of sentient eyebrows
Anonymous No.211437645
>>211437597
Finally a non-retarded poster.
Anonymous No.211437651 >>211437835
Talia is the only correct answer.
Anonymous No.211437662
>>211435079 (OP)
Here's your Hylian Queen right here.
Anonymous No.211437687
>>211437499
I don't think there's any rule that she has to be x young. Most incarnations have been teenage-ish. Me? I'm biased because Ocarina of Time was my first Zelda and I played that game more than a dozen times
That's the adaptation I would like to see most.
Anonymous No.211437702 >>211437791
you people realize it will be a 14 year old you have never heard of?

it will be a kids movie because it's a kids franchise, despite you obese nerds
Anonymous No.211437705 >>211437821
>>211436139
Crow's feet somehow both on the sides and underneath her eyes, all along her jowels, her cheeks, her neck. Even covered up with caked on foundation, they're still visible.
Anonymous No.211437764 >>211438102 >>211438245 >>211440797
Here she is
Anonymous No.211437791
>>211437702
>you people realize it will be a 14 year old you have never heard of?
This would be ideal. Hollywood needs to stop casting big names in everything. Being obsessed with star power is how the Borderlands movie came about.
Anonymous No.211437816 >>211437864 >>211438451
>>211435079 (OP)
There’s really no reason she can’t be Jewish
Anonymous No.211437821 >>211438063 >>211438317
>>211437705
That's natural when you're smiling and have thin skin. When she's not smiling she's spotless.
Anonymous No.211437835 >>211437912
>>211437651
Talia Ryder (born August 16, 2002 is an American stage and film actress. She made her feature film debut as Skylar in Eliza Hittman's critically acclaimed independent drama film Never Rarely Sometimes Always (2020) earning her nominations for a Independent Spirit Award and Critics' Choice Movie Award. She has since had leading roles in the Netflix romantic drama Hello, Goodbye, and Everything in Between (2022), and the surrealist road film The Sweet East (2023).
Anonymous No.211437864
>>211437816
Jewba
Anonymous No.211437912 >>211438175
>>211437835
Ryder is also known for her supporting roles in the musical drama West Side Story (2021), the teen comedy Do Revenge (2022), and the comedy-drama Dumb Money (2023). On stage, she acted in the Broadway musical Matilda the Musical (2015–2016) and the Off-Broadway play How to Defend Yourself (2023).
Anonymous No.211438063 >>211438160
>>211437821
>That's natural when you're smiling and have thin skin.
The absolute cope. Literally no one else suggested in this entire thread has that issue. Disregarding that, what are you proposing? She just botox the fuck out of her face and show absolutely no expression to avoid looking old for the entire movie? lmao
Finally, here's her wrinkly face not smiling. Feel free to post more cope below.
Anonymous No.211438102 >>211439866
>>211437764
>Non binary broad who hates her breasts, slim down significantly to reduce their size, and wants to remove them so she could look like a boy
That's a hard pass. I rather have old hag Margot Robbie
Anonymous No.211438115
>>211436501
she can play Beedle
Anonymous No.211438160 >>211438638
>>211438063
Ok she got wrinkles around her mouth, but is it really that bad? It won't be visible with proper lighting and make-up. You just can't look at her and not think of the word princess.
Anonymous No.211438175
>>211437912
Ryder is cute
Anonymous No.211438229 >>211438638
>>211435079 (OP)
live action zelda should never be allowed to happen
Anonymous No.211438245 >>211439221 >>211440036
>>211437764
Even on Sheldon she had a tasty dumper.
Anonymous No.211438317 >>211438344
>>211437821
Wtf is thin skin?
Anonymous No.211438344 >>211438425
>>211438317
European type skin, not nigger skin or chink skin with lots of fat.
Anonymous No.211438376 >>211438678 >>211438734
>>211435079 (OP)
Realistically, it should be Ever Anderson
Anonymous No.211438425 >>211438544
>>211438344
None of the other "Europeans" in this thread have this thin skin (just cope, because she's just very wrinkly) that you're hallucinating. She's Australian by the way. Not European.
Anonymous No.211438451 >>211442928
>>211437816
yeah not gonna buy a phone from an Israeli lol
Anonymous No.211438544 >>211438675 >>211438881
>>211438425
The girls that are getting posted are all kids basically. Whites have that type of skin when they mature and don't have baby fat. And Margot is white, she's not an abbo. It's not wrinkles, the skin is just thinner, that's why it's only visible around her eyes when she's smiling but not when her face is resting.
Anonymous No.211438556
1981 shelley duvall playing it like olive oyl
Anonymous No.211438638
>>211438160
I don't dislike her. I actually really like her. I sat through two Suicide Squad movies literally just for her and if they made a third I'd do it again. But she is in no way suited for a young princess role. She is a mature actress. There is nothing wrong with that, but just because you (and I) like her doesn't mean she should be shoe-horned into everything. She is far better suited to be Zelda's fucking mom than Zelda. Forcing actresses you have liked for along time into every vaguely hot female role is, again, how we got Borderlands. Cate Blanchett was young and hot and talented in the 90's. It doesn't mean she can continue to play those same roles today, which Hollywood, and apparently you, don't understand.
>>211438229
I take it back. This would be ideal.
Anonymous No.211438662 >>211438746
>>211435079 (OP)
>Only TP Zelda is used as base model
Anonymous No.211438671
>>211436203
>she
Anonymous No.211438675 >>211438777
>>211438544
Those are wrinkles, you blind retard. You must never leave your basement. Other people don't look like her when they smile. The weirdest cope.
Anonymous No.211438678
>>211438376
Top tier choice for sure
Anonymous No.211438734 >>211438864 >>211439086
>>211438376
There is something really subtle that makes her just not quite as hot as her mom was in the 90's. :\ Still hot though, obviously.
Anonymous No.211438746 >>211438868
>>211438662
Horrific drawings. None of them look like they do in the games. Especially pathetic, because there is plenty of concept art and there are official drawings that you can copy instead of putting your own faggy artstyle into every drawing.
Anonymous No.211438777 >>211438854
>>211438675
Just because you're a spic and see fatsos everywhere doesn't make me wrong. I can smile and have wrinkles appear in my face for a bit but when I stop they're not there. The only wrinkles Margot has are around her mouth. She looks great for her age and you have serious pedo vibes if you call her a grandma hag for that.
Anonymous No.211438854 >>211438893
>>211438777
Plenty of movies with people who aren't as ugly as you are when they smile. Try to watch them some time soon.
Anonymous No.211438864
>>211438734
Hard to beat Mila as she's an all timer. Even her progeny.
Anonymous No.211438868
>>211438746
>Especially pathetic, because there is plenty of concept art and there are official drawings that you can copy instead of putting your own faggy artstyle into every drawing.
lol
Anonymous No.211438881
>>211438544
>The girls that are getting posted are actually age appropriate for the role instead of trying to force a 34 year old woman to be a princess half her age
ftfy, you blind retard.
Also, Kiernan Shipka is 25, which I bet is older than you. McKenna Grace is 18. Not familiar with the other two, but there are shit tons of examples of women <30 that do not have wrinkly skin.
Anonymous No.211438893 >>211438961
>>211438854
>me and robbie are ugly cause we have thin skin and are expressive
Ok, I'm done replying to you, you're clearly a low IQ shitskin.
Anonymous No.211438961
>>211438893
>I'm just like Margot
Oh no no no no no. Kill yourself
Anonymous No.211438985
>>211435079 (OP)
Anonymous No.211439035 >>211440020
ez
Anonymous No.211439051 >>211439093
Maybe the new Buffy, she is the right age
Anonymous No.211439086 >>211439221
>>211438734
Something about her face is not quite right
Anonymous No.211439093 >>211439193
>>211439051
Bretty cute.
Anonymous No.211439193 >>211439461
>>211439093
>and thanks. Hey, alright.
Who talks like that?
Anonymous No.211439221 >>211439521 >>211439747
>>211438245
She had a great ass. But she fell hard into the whole nonbinary thing and became borderline anorexic. She has no ass and no tits now

>>211439086
I think is that her facial features are very aggressive and brutal with fucked up teeth, yet she's still hot as fuck due to Milla's god tier genes. So a part of your brain thinks she's ugly, but the other part wants to uncontrollably put it's dick in her
Anonymous No.211439328
I want them to do Brie Larson or Zendaya because the reaction would be funny
Anonymous No.211439411
>>211437266
VeeeeVs
Anonymous No.211439446
>>211435079 (OP)
>game where you are a peasant who single handedly have to unfuck an entire kingdom and fixes EVERYONE else's problems from murdering the evil usurper that the royal family let in who destroyed the kingdom down to helping some dumb bitch who is allergic to chickens capture all her chickens that ran away
>saves the princess, then DONT fuck her, you dont get to get any cheeks, not even the chicken girl, you dont become the new king, dont even become a noble or knight, upi literally go back to being a peasant and bloodline remains peasantry for another hundred years despite all the work and sacrifice
the tranny is the only correct choice because you have to be a cocksucking faggot to find the story enjoyable enough to watch it as a movie
Anonymous No.211439461 >>211439542
>>211439193
Read it like a manga, left to right.
Anonymous No.211439521
>>211439221
>The whole non-binary thing
It's like a phase for normal people back when shit like emo or punk was becoming a thing except it's potentially harmful and a mental illness. The TQ+ really is a cancer. Damn she looked nice back then.
Anonymous No.211439542
>>211439461
Fuck me, I meant right to left.
Anonymous No.211439543 >>211439603
>>211435079 (OP)
Snood
Anonymous No.211439603
>>211439543
>Those pits
Anonymous No.211439747
>>211439221
It’s difficult for child actors to avoid being fucked up in some way, they’re not going to be well adjusted. She always seemed very needy and hungry for affection in interviews
Anonymous No.211439798 >>211439820 >>211439896
that's a child.
Anonymous No.211439820
>>211439798
That's what she said.
Anonymous No.211439866 >>211440176
>>211438102
>and wants to remove them so she could look like a boy
Source or just nonsense?
Anonymous No.211439896
>>211439798
Anonymous No.211440020
>>211439035
Unfortunately she’s like 31 or something. Would make a great live action Sakura though.
Anonymous No.211440036 >>211440101 >>211441675
>>211438245
Anonymous No.211440044
>>211435177
fpbp
Anonymous No.211440052 >>211440158 >>211440183
How the fuck has nobody posted Snood yet. Emma Myers is literally /tv/s frontrunner.
Anonymous No.211440084
>>211435778
>pozztralian
Hard pass
Anonymous No.211440101
>>211440036
Goodness gracious.
Anonymous No.211440158
>>211440052
cause Zelda has a chin unlike that chinless Dr Seuss character looking bitch, Emma
Anonymous No.211440176 >>211440235 >>211440250 >>211440665
>>211439866
So a few months ago, she revealed that she was secretly streaming on twitch and also that she is gay and nonbinary. She revealed that her secret account was "settingsunset" and many variations of where you can find on her YouTube, tiktok, Twitter, etc... in one of her twitch streams she is talking with her friends and she mentions that she want to remove her breasts and she even said she wants her scars to look like the Harry Potter lightning bolt. There's tons of videos so I'm not gonna spend the next 2 hrs looking for the exact point but it's real, and you can see she has lost a lot of weight and on top of that it looks like she is wearing some type of chest brace to flatten herself even more.
See any pictures from 1+ years ago and she was plump, now she's a stick.
Anonymous No.211440183
>>211440052
>How the fuck has nobody posted Snood yet.
Because we're not brownoids who latch onto shit-tier waifus because their character once said something similar to a forced spic meme.
Anonymous No.211440235 >>211440393
>>211440176
For comparison of just 1 year ago
Very sad that she has been brainwashed to hate herself, she is otherwise hella pretty
Anonymous No.211440250 >>211440344
>>211440176
Nothing pizza and ice cream can’t fix
Get 007 on the horn
Anonymous No.211440344
>>211440250
Tights or pantyhose on a muscular pair of gams. Whew.
Anonymous No.211440347 >>211440416
>>211435079 (OP)
KIKI RULES!

Idk about this Young Sheldon actress but I'm with OP, keep the transgenders out of Zelda. You already ruined Super Mario Bros.
Anonymous No.211440357 >>211442422
Anonymous No.211440393
>>211440235
She’s too masculine to play Zelda. We need someone who’s cute.
Anonymous No.211440416 >>211440571
>>211440347
I love keeks as much as the next man but she's too old for the part. I'd take her over a man with breast implants of course.
Anonymous No.211440423 >>211440486 >>211440543
Aint nothing in the rule book that says Zelda can’t be brown
Anonymous No.211440486
>>211440423
bloated walled mexican
Anonymous No.211440518
Anonymous No.211440537
>>211435079 (OP)
names of the bottom two?
Anonymous No.211440543
>>211440423
Not Zelda.
Anonymous No.211440555
I just don’t see a better option than Emma Myers
Anonymous No.211440571 >>211440719
>>211440416
What if Kiki pulled a Katie Cassidy?
Picture it: you're a Producer about to fire Kiki from a project and she slowly kneels before you, pupils as wide as saucers, pulls your tiny penis, and gives you a suckjob. Then you keep Kiki on the show for 2 more seasons before offering her her own spinoff called Kiki & The Canaries.
Anonymous No.211440621
>>211435079 (OP)
Anonymous No.211440629
>>211435079 (OP)
What about Elle Graham? Or is she too much of a long girl.
Anonymous No.211440644 >>211440977
A bold new concept:
Native American Zelda
Anonymous No.211440665
>>211440176
>she mentions that she want to remove her breasts and she even said she wants her scars to look like the Harry Potter lightning bolt.
Isn't that kinda backwards, since the troons hate JKR and Potter?

Either way, I'm not surprised she's been brainwashed. It's the agenda being forced down their throats in school and anywhere/everywhere they can latch on to vulnerable minds.

Just hope she can be saved before she does irreparable harm to herself.
Anonymous No.211440719 >>211440795
>>211440571
Well when you put it that way.
>inhales deeply
Anonymous No.211440762
>>211436006
>Margot Robbie is actually younger than me
Hahah what the fuck
Anonymous No.211440795
>>211440719
cocaine is a helluva drug
Anonymous No.211440797 >>211440904
>>211437764
I'm shocked you could find a picture of her with her head straight. Did a quick google search and every pic she has her head tilted.
Anonymous No.211440876 >>211440975
Anonymous No.211440904
>>211440797
I challenge you to find an image of Kenny where her left shoulder isn't slumped like the hunchback of Notre Dame
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Anonymous No.211440975
>>211440876
Tragically mogged by her own sister
Anonymous No.211440977
>>211440644
She talked shit about whites. So fuck her.

But I'll compromise, if you can get Denzel Washington to voice Ganon, we'll cast him. Otherwise the role is going to Chris Pratt.
Anonymous No.211440984
>>211435079 (OP)
Boynton 10 years ago
Anonymous No.211441005 >>211441077 >>211441182
Why the fuck would a woman play Zelda? The suggestions you guys are making would fit the princess way better
Anonymous No.211441077
>>211441005
Ever is already playing the Princess, read the thread! That's why I'm saying Zelda needs to be a big booba blonde like in the cartoon series. Alyvia Alyn Lind, maybe?
Anonymous No.211441148 >>211443330
>>211435177
>>211436203
The side obsessed with racewashing any character they can for the sake of representation and pushing their agenda suddenly care about the aesthetic need for actors to look like their character counterparts from adaptations.
Nice try faggots.
Anonymous No.211441182
>>211441005
But what if Metroid was a girl?
Anonymous No.211441379 >>211441434
>>211435177
Anonymous No.211441434
>>211441379
Anonymous No.211441488 >>211441526
What about superfan Brie Larson? But here's the twist... we show it. We show all of it. I'm talking full penetration. Starts off at the Palace, full penetration, Ganon's Lair, full penetration, Peaceful Town, full penetration. Zelda doin doggy, reverse cowgirl, all the classics, all the hits. And it goes on and on until the movie just...ends.
Anonymous No.211441526 >>211442277 >>211442337
>>211441488
I'm in.
Anonymous No.211441551
>>211435079 (OP)
She's a Japanese Elfe. I think a Japanese/Asian woman would be better
Anonymous No.211441675
>>211440036
Hoo boy
Anonymous No.211442277 >>211442337
>>211441526
I like the fake tits, don't get it twisted, but that butt? I'd eat it and beat it every night.

Her career is kinda over though? Cut her hair off to spite men and from the recent pics I saw, looks like she removed her implants. Time to become a REAL feminist.
Anonymous No.211442337
>>211442277
Agreed. I know a lot has been said about her butt and lack thereof and that's why she started working out, but I've always loved it. I like how plump it is here >>211441526 and I loved it when it was a cute little jiggly ass. I wouldn't pull out.
Anonymous No.211442422 >>211442522
>>211440357
She's perfect but too tall
Anonymous No.211442522
>>211442422
Besides, she's already playing another Nintendo character.
Anonymous No.211442773
>>211435177
fippybippy
Anonymous No.211442928
>>211438451
why you no love israel?
not even one think about israel is good?
buy the IEDphone goy or you are an antisemite
Anonymous No.211443030
posting pics of girls without names should be a bannable offense.
Anonymous No.211443118
Monke Zelda
Anonymous No.211443155
>>211435079 (OP)
Anonymous No.211443330 >>211444805
>>211441148
what? modern leftoids being disingenuous? who could've thought?
Anonymous No.211444805
>>211443330
It's true.
Anonymous No.211444941
>>211435079 (OP)
who is that bottom right?