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Special Edition
>/ftl/ News Day 1:โข Bedtime. Use PPV to watch.
โข Angie apologized to her ex for calling him an abuser before going to bed.
โข Angie got beat by her ex. They keep blocking and unblocking each other.
โข Rachel lost 200 Fishbucks for calling Sam by name.
โข Rachel had a strong and empowering confessional.
โข Aryeh scattered the rice! NO $10k for the Asians.
โข Jin PISSED in B1 Closet!
โข Aryeh CHUGGED a gallon of milk and PUKED (in the sink)
โข Angelina: Only fish stock not sold out.
โข Production gaslights Rachel into telling Angelina that fans hate her.
โข First Challenge: Rice Counting (Rachel Won)
โข Rachel and Derinc filmed a BEDROOM SCENE.
โข Ellie mogs.
โข Direnc mogs.
โข Freddy mogs.
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>>211438304
So, where do we think each of these fish will end up on the OFFICIAL /ftl/ tierlist?
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
>angiefags take offence to being called binxfags.
You retards dont even know angie is far worse than binx
I bought the top on Aryeh. How fucked am I?
Waifufags... it's time
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>>211439591we have clearance
cutest girl to ever enter the fishtank
They changed the sheets on a wet matress. This bed is ruined
Jet is hot, desirable, and has a great dick. Can the haters claim the same?
>>211439591You're off topic.
>>211439596>giving Jet moneyThis is where you lost, anything you do afterwards is just salt in the wound and you have no path to recovery.
>>211439596no one can afford to pump it
>>211439586For me it's Mizzy needing to look twice before figuring out what happened and reacting
>>211439588theres no better feeling than the combination of sexual arousal and violent rage, thanks jet
>>211439575I saw it earlier itโs a copy of liminey snickets
>>211439620Just flip it over
>>211439604>voting for rachel
>>211439582Is it true he has a massive penis? As confirmed by Bitchtank star Claire? In comparison to her boyfriend who has a small penis?
>>211439563>Saryan
>Ajin, rachel, freddie
>Bdaniel
>Cangelica, direnc
>Dby your fucking retarded metrics, ellie
>>211439636freeloaders don't count >:(
>>211439634Also Jet's cum dump.
i love crazy hapas bros.. hapatank is finally real
>>211439624don't beat your wife and animals in front of your kid or this is how they'll turn out
I've spent a lot of time trying to be a good person, building a great life, making sure I'm healthy and a good husband to my wife and kid. Now I just realized I'm Freddy. I'm fucking Freddy, man. What the fuck
>>211439643her head is fucked from the drastic time change
>>211439643she's missing the claire stream
>>211439643wdym? she's perfect
>>211439604idk if its payjeets or binxfags simping for angie but i dont like it at all
>>211439573for some reason i completely understand jon becoming so bored and enraged that he put half the sofa on the kitchen island and tried sleeping on it
>>211439669Getting Satanic vibes from this poll ngl
feels like daniel is going to go out sorry
>>211439672>and a good husband to my kid
>>211439669>>211439671goran may have unleashed a hellish waifu war on us
>>211439672Post net worth, BMI, & education
How many medications does this nigga have?
>>211439643shes from a vassal of an american protectorate, their clocks are set all wrong over there
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>>211439669>>211439671This is crazy. I can see maybe picking drench over ellie but fucking angie? Are you trolling or just autistic and cant see her pandering?
>>211439620>am*rikeks need all those meds, creams and pastes just to be a functional human beingthis is just sad
>>211439654No we've seen Jet's penis from old /r9k/ posts and it's not very big, which suggests that Claire's boyfriend has a micropenis
Sacred Catholic tomb relic of Saint Ellie
>>211439681Jet's beautiful whore
>>211439643I do think she's interesting, but I don't understand the simping for this woman. She's an escort who does crack.
>>211439672You should start an affair with a man. Itโll bring some light to your life and itโs not cheating because itโs a guy.
if the walls of this house could talkโฆ.
>>211439643cour wour well in astroya we sleep in BEDS
I want one of the contestants to become obsessed with their STOX price and becoming a [BIG SHOT]
>>211439714people just pick whoever they thinks hottest anon
>>211439661next fishtank season should just be 7 hapa girls and myself. no sam, jet or production required. i'd flt several playstation eye toy cameras around my house and call it a job well done
>>211439714>panderingpeople see crazy summer potential in her which is the best trait a girl contestant could have in terms of being entertaining. plus she's a wop/flip mix which is a crazy combo
>>211439715This was a private video sent to Jet. How did you obtain this?
>>211439707yep, it's the s1 house
>>211439728Nice ass and she can hold a conversation. Simple as.
Ellie mogs but drench is cool
>>211439707The moulding has been repaired, yet some of the smearing on the wall remains.
my penis isnt very big is claire the best fish for me
I hope season 5 is the The Wire season
>>211439728>She's an escort who does crackbased
What kind of rough sex is she into?
>>211439722look how neat and orderly she is
guys I suspect she's a high iq psycho
>>211439764well it's not josie I know that much
>>211439728you'll understand when you're older
>>211439690A good husband and father to my wife and kid*
I'm a Freddy, what do you expect?
>>211439694Dropped out of high school. I'm an assistant manager at Target. I don't know how to figure out my BMI
cannot get over aryeh's body
imagine paying for fish tank after dark and its jsut niggas sleepin
this isnโt the season 1 house idiots itโs the season 4 house. the season 1 house didnโt have stripes.
>>211439772wholesale rape in either direction with no lifestyle trappings
>>211439655Ellie is a prime buy low candidate. Her confessional with Sam was electric.
this seasons cast so bad it got me simping for a crack head
>>211439754She doesnt have crazy summer potential. She literally just barcrawls and hooks up with people at bars / the beach every day. She is a whore that wants to be an egirl
>>211439707are they really that stupid to get the same address? no way this lasts for 6 weeks, they have to be changing houses
i need a daniel win it's my early autism investment
>>211439772candle-lit missionary with the lights off
>>211439787>I don't know how to figure out my BMIgoogle BMI calculator
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b1 currently housing the two highest IQs - one penning his thoughts and observations on the day, the other reading Romeo and Juliet
>>211439728>She's an escort who does crack.Sold
>>211439707Has the same wood pattern on the floor. It really is exactly the first house. Guess they just kept it and fixed it up. Nice.
The Entity was spotted in the cow cam
>>211439788he's fat, but honestly not even huge for american standards. or is it his skin condition you're in disbelief over?
>>211439772Shes still in highschool klaus
>>211439794>this isnโt the season 1 house idiots itโs the season 4 house. the season 1 house didnโt have stripes.
i'm lowkey simping for every girl this season except rachel
>>211439777living room couch
>>211439707Wow the three bedrooms guy was serious.
>>211439651Abi looks like a cat when she's angry
>>211439728better than wanting to/having fucked the wiggers
>>211439776Its gonna be so funny when the season ends and you all realize she was never a 200iq manipulative psychopath but just a nontent egirl
>>211439822Yet again production canโt help but make themselves the center of attention
>>211439776we're in for something good if she has time to pop
>>211439827At least Klaus isn't posting minors anymore
>>211439807DANL HOLDERS RISE UP
>>211439814exceedingly based
Are the skull lines a fat thing? Would they go away if he loses weight?
>>211439764burt might be more your speed
>>211439761people make fun of for being a crack smoking stripper. but shes lived enough life to not be boring (ellie) or annoying (angie). she has an authentic personality even if it is degenerate
Just caught up on the confessionals. Diewrench is literally the only one who dominated a conversation with Sam using constant eye contact
>>211439826did he give a reason for that noggin yet?
>>211439828>im tellin yall jupiter ainโt real man its just jet in girls clothes, i saw the wig in the basement man i swear on my monkeys
>>211439843You didn't catch the day threads i imagine? he was going wild
>>211439829yeah the three are all good i don't like when people try to argue about which whore is better they all seem like they could provide some decent entertainment
aryeh is eating his boogers
>>211439847Looks like scars in hd
>>211439799im cautious to predict anything because of her attractiveness bias but yeah theres a chance she could be an all timer
you get the impression she might be the type of crazy that previous fish girls have pretended to be
>>211439833Does anyone else not give a shit if she cams? She is here on a sam hyde humiliation show, why the fuck should i care what they do off the show?
GOAT Male - TJ
GOAT Female - Summer
this is not up for discussions
>>211439826mainly the way he carries his weight and everything on his head
>>211439851Jet's favorite fuck doll
>>211439865Why is he like this?
>>211439822delete this for your own good
NOW
>>211439855he said it was a skin condition when sam kept bullying for him before rice counting
No matter what happens, Angie is destined to fuck Jet Neptune which makes the Josie-tier simping for her that much hilarious knowing what's going to happen once the show is over. This is why you must simp for women who never gave their pussy to the wiggers.
>>211439869milky boogers tonight
>>211439786Older and more desperate on your case?
>>211439855some guys just have loose scalps. it's really common with black people
>Aryeh brought "1000 pages of reading material" with him
>It's just "nigger" 1000 times
>>211439873I could not care less about any fish's life outside of the show.
Does anyone else not give a shit if she cums? She is riding on an anonymous humiliation penis, why the fuck should i care what they do in their own genitalia?
>>211439882Hes always chasing the extremities of life
>>211439604I have completely flipped on Angelina after hating her at first.
>>211439881Fortunately his isn't as bad as it could be.
Is there any fish Sam likes yet?
>>211439874You can't be on the show less than two weeks and be the goat.
>>211439869Following Sam's lead
I hope the milkman comes back
>>211439889This. She will never admit it though so the simps will be blissfully ignorant
All the simp shit is beyond me. I just want to watch retard Big Brother, not roleplay a stalker for 6+ weeks
>>211439928So this is why his dad disowned him
>>211439923possibly all the guys except freddie. possibly dwrench.
>>211439847No this guy just lost the genetic lottery like 3 times in a row
>>211439920bro looks like he pissed off a tzimisce
>>211439913tomorrow she will rise like a butterfly
>>211439869that's how you know he has 180 IQ
>>211439812Ok. 27.4
Am I dying
>>211439941Whats wrong with Freddie?
>>211439889>women who never gave their pussy to the wiggers.>posts trish
>>211439937this. i just wanna see bros bro out and the yapping bitches go fuckin do their own thing
>>211439949she must have moved, she was laying there for a while
>>211439707I had no doubt it's the same house just look at the garage stairs and laundry area if you watched s1 you recognize it. the sound of the door is the same.
>>211439953this.
>free immune system booster? stupendous!
11:35pm PST on the first night and literally nothing happening
>>211439913lol incredible
>>211439955Nothing, he's the best guy imo. Everyone is jorkin over Aryeh today, but they'll hate him by the end of the week.
Freddy is a sleeper that will awaken when the challenges start.
Is the head scratching an autism thing or does this nigga have lice in his skull folds?
>>211439961Brian doesn't count
How do we protect her from jet?
>>211439955i think sam thinks he's a permanent crash out. just my opinion though and i disagree.
>>211439985Damn, I thought she was meant to be cute.
Why is Dirench the only one to maintain eye contact and actually hold a conversation when talking to Sam? Do they teach that in Australia or something
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>>211439985fuckin ralph macchio
romeo and juliet getting a little spicy
>>211439563I don't think any of these fish are going to be S tier.
Rachel D tier.
>>211440004The Worst to Ever Do It
>>211439714To me angie seems like a fun sweet girl that has bad friends and a bad upbringing, who would be fine if someone set her straight. In short, I can save her.
>>211439954Lose weight, big boy. You got this. Go get your GED too. I believe in you!
>>211439993Are you a newfag? The sleep schedule doesn't start getting fucked until day 10ish
>>211439837she came on fishtank without telling anyone to spite doctor daddy. that's psycho behavior at its finest that gets girls like her sent to behavioral camps, the content is coming
>>211440000burt would do it a lot
>>211440011whores tend to be good at feigning social interest in men
>>211439913rachel combine advisor
>>211440006jet and sam have already spitroasted her. vance cried and left the set shortly after.
>>211440006Angie will absorb jet's cum, and hopefully Leonard will remain protected. But it's hard to say, Angie's already had at least to wigger dicks in each hole
>>211440011Whores a really good at conversation because they are paid to make men like them.
>>211440011They teach it in strip clubs but should be teaching it everywhere.
>>211440023it's a romantic story give him a break
>>211440032Did you not watch the past few seasons?
>>211440008I got that exact same vibe when he was bullshitting around talking to Sam. I've seen burnouts like Freddie time and time again. They're a dime a dozen. Guaranteed he's abused heroin
>>211439715I legit cannot tell if these are AI with jet's face or not.
>>211440006You dont. All girls are here to fuck him. Sorry you had to find out like this...
>>211440027>gina valentinaRespek
The vid where sheโs getting raped in a van is my favorite
How turned on was Sam when he found out she was still in high school?
>>211440011most of them probably wanted to play to the camera (except the literal camgirl lol)
We need another Taylor, tired of these mystery meat girls
>>211440011she's a 35 year old auntie normie of course she can
>>211440022Isn't she in jail for something, I saw someone post a mugshot on Twitter recently
>>211440032remember that day in s2 where they tried to fix their sleep schedules and forced them all to drink coffee out of beer glasses lol
>>211439947Joopy my angel, I love her so...
>>211440032on s2 sam was still in the house and they hadnt even started counting rice yet.
>>211440028Thanks I guess :(
>>211439575something really damn funny and cool I bet
>>211440074>young asian tight little pieceHe blurted out "elon musk will want to put a baby in you" but we all know he meant himself
>>211440074She's too old for Sam.
keep the cute girls, I'm here for the old crackwhore-ftl
>>211440022As soon as Jet breaks her out of jail
>>21144001130% of whoring is talking to guys. She's got loads of practice
>>211439897Yeah but also it's just better to be around a chick who can bant and has thoughts than boring but hot.
>>211440076Her name was Kalei and she's making content in LA soon apparently.
>>211440098Never give up, no matter what
the flesh made machine amalgamation is the only entertaining thing going on right now
>>211439923he wanted to hate jin but the guy's too content with his life
definitely hates angie, will turn on the turk
>>211439585look I don't like her either but it's early enough to where it's hard to tell. bus binx was by far much worse than angie, angie right now is like, summer referencing season 1 annoyingly but a little worse. it's just recency bias. let her become the worst of her own merit
>>211440111sheโs got loads too
>>211440120Always kill yourself
What are the odds that S4 manages to top S3's week 1?
Day 1 was pretty okay
>>211440074She's too old for him, he likes em about 2 years younger
>>211440107The MDE fanbase is composed of millennials who like drugs. Are you surprised?
>>211440011She's a whore stacy
i 100% think they casted freddy expecting him to be somebody like jeff who would sperg out and drink way too much
Remember jeff was completely normal the first day but became a monster soon after
Some drug addicts are good at hiding who they are but they cant do it for a long time
>>211439629I was actually somehow gifted like 600 tokens or something between s3 and 4, idk how that happened
>>211440074someone post the babymama pic
===ELLIE UPDATE===
someone walked down the hallway (footsteps heard in b2). ellie unaffected
>>211440145yeah you can tell from his confessional alone
>>211440145Not a chance he isn't a "recovering" addict
>>211440145Just wait he and the aussie were very excited about drinking
>>211440125Look man i know em when i see em.
>>211439604>>211439680I'm actually pretty proud of people just because usually she'd be way higher just because she's hot, but she isn't. Direnc is way better and the poll actually reflects that for once.
and I mean she's better as a fish, not a "waifu" or whatever gay shit you weirdo simps do
>>211440145I feel like his brain is too fried to chimp out like Jeff did he's just braindead
racist jeff be like niggers are funny until they aint funny no more
[COW UPDATE]
The cows are continuing about their business as usual this morning. Rachel is nowhere to be found, strangely enough.
Reminder that these threads are off-topic. Only one kike shill mod is protecting them and hiro likely doesn't know. Make sure you file a report with him on his xitter
>>211439620>all those medshe really is this season's burt
HOLY SHIT Angie nudes just leaked
>>211440203she farts like a mouse
so they had a wall blocking the rest of the hallway for part of S1 then removed it? why was it blocked off here?
>>211439707
>>211440159>ellie is better payton with the same simpsIm down for that.
>>211440199you will never be a woman or a jannie
>>211440074If we're being completely honest I don't think Sam cares one bit about fishtank anymore. He gets the needed info from Jet and does improv. He didn't even know there names when he did his confessional interviews with them. Sam is checked out and Jet is fucking wasian pussy.
>>211440022Her bond is set at $2k and only $110 has been raised
https://www.givesendgo.com/ck
>>211440192give it time. as soon as the stress starts to build it's gonna be kino
like anon said addicts can't hide for long
>>211440210may i see them?
>>211440203its actually very quiet in there. angie said ellie snores but the only breathing ive even heard has been when angie is in there
>>211440196Hello there, young lady. Could you kindly point me in the direction of the nearest washed up Z-list pornstar?
>>211440222What actually happened with this bitch, I always miss the off season shit.
>>211440222more money has been spent on rachael stox
>>211440222>septum piercingshe's a lost cause. it's long been over
On the main site I can see every site EXCEPT ellie's room. wtf kind of joke is this? is this because I bought her stox they'tr trolling me?
>>211439718I agree to an extent but the fact that people like this guy and burt are turbo-retards and we always comment on how insane this is should be more than enough for your europoors to realize this is definitely not the norm
It's better than just sending them to an insane asylum
>>211440232She looks like she needs to be thrown around in the play room and the back of her head beaten
>>211440199Hey, I posted that thread lol
>>211440220>Sam is checked out and Jet is fucking wasian pussy.ANOTHER MAJOR JET W
>>2114402222k is like 200 bucks needed goddamn sheโs poor
>>211439985Why did she look white in her insta pics. Fraud?
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>>211440219And thank god for that. We will find your boyfriend though.
>>211440222ck coming in as a freeloader while wearing a prison suit would be slightly kino
Rate seasons 1-4 + BG so far
>>211439718I work with a lot of long term care, rehab, or mental health clinical patients. Probably most of those are a assortment of different vitamins or other things. The only two psych meds he's on is 100mg of Sertraline and 20MG of Vyvanse. Usually with a lot of psych patients, particularly ones funded by state programs (he barely holds any jobs, no way he has health insurance) and one of the things they always do is prescribe a lot of these people vitamins or other supplements because for the most part, it's the only nutrition these type of people get.
yeah me and my boyfriend call his game room the play room and he throws me around and hits the back of my head when i piss him off
>>211440249it could be some kind of wartoy
>>211439728people in this community don't understand the difference between liking a contestant as a contestant and wanting to fuck them. go say something vaguely positive about somebody who others dislike that has nothing to do with simping and you'll see what I mean
>>211440270wtf was that hand she he just did lmao
bros, jet's sister... is kinda hot...
>>211440243does anyone have video of tj licking cole's feet because i know this happened on this night
30 of you are fucking insane.
Its because sam sabotaged ellie and made her count rice for 3 hours isn't it
>>211440232>>211440196>>211440164Insane she only had 80 followers before today.
Her bf is a ugly freak. Where can I find cute NEET hapas with extremely low standards?
>>211440295>jet with a wiganon...
>>211440251You're going to abandon Josie just like that?
>>211440251Ellie will be the first girl to say nigger, its been written
>>211440289Exactly this lol. I don't care about their personal lives, I'm not trying to be their friend or marry them.
I just want to be entertained for 6 weeks.
>>211440243losing absolute chad as a complete mid bitch actually mind broke her and induced her predisposition to schizophrenia
I think she joked about blowing up her workplace and her coworkers reported it and she got arrested
>>211439913I've been waiting for these types of posts all day
>>211440312>jet with a wigand a very fucking nice body. come the fuck on
>greedily rubs his hands before bed
>>211440289it's been like this since season one and it's almost funny at this point
>>211440287I refreshed im good
>>211440243She basically went crazy and became delusional and thought she had an actual fan base cause of dude post "the beautiful CK" in here during blood games. She briefly was homeless and instinuationalized twice then arrested for allegedly threatening to bomb the ihop she used to work at
>>211440307I like Direnc and Ellie almost the same but Direnc is white
Jupiter is a 9/10 which makes jet a 9/10
>>211440263No, her bond was $20k, she made terroristic threats, which is taken seriously.
$2k is what they need to bail her out.
>>211440011>Do they teach that in Australia or somethingUnironically yes
>>211439923he talked to direnc like 10 minutes longer than everybody else, and actually just had a regular conversation with a back and forth with her unlike the other surface-level questions he asked the others, so definitely her
>>211440320>absolute chad>a wigger with an actual rat face
>>211440307Get out my ear
>>211440327so glad somebody clipped that lol
>>211440339>Direnc is white
>>211440197Cowcam is based
>>211440232bella daphine vibes here
and im tired of being shamed for liking chicks in their early 20s
>>211440285It's gonna be pretty fuckin funny when people send gay guys to his house because of his girlfriend's "strategy"
It's funny till it ain't fuckin funny no more.
>>211440339she's at least 1/4 abo
>>211439937>>211439969and this is what it's supposed to be btw. these people, for all intents and purposes, are characters on a computer screen and that's it
>>211440336Brian really saved himself during season 2 lol
>>211440351couldnโt remember her name 30 minutes after
>>211440320She should have just poked a hole in the condom to trap him. Silly CK
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>>211440336>>211440320Thanks niggas.
>threatened to bomb an IHOPDamn.
>>211440327>thinking about all those shekels
>>211440374she's 100% turkish
>be jet neptune
>cast normies for season 3
>Alexis likes cowboy
>Binx likes alex and lily
>Mizzy likes sam
>Payton is lesbian
>Even burt thinks youre ugly (he fucked an old man at the airport before arriving)
>watch hundreds of hours of normie girl gossip and they never bring you up romantically once
>time for fan season baby
>>211440314never, but there's no reason to talk about her while she's off living her life away from streaming and the tank. she's a good person, it's best to give her some space
>>211440376No, we must scrutinized everything they ever did so we can feel morally superior for sitting in a room and watching a humiiation show
>>211440199Hiro doesn't give a fuck about anything unless there is money to be made
>>211440035it's also just "18 year old girl in high school" behavior tbf
the way she was acting in the confessional definitely gave those vibes though
>>211440279Ck went to the house during season 3 and was tresspassed. I believe it was the only instance during s3 where the wiggers actually called the police.
>>211440320Man, it's easy to kind of forget sometimes just how easily people can fuck their lives up over nonissues.
>>211440351most of that conversation was /int/ and /pol/ shit
>>211440327Holy fucking shit hahahaahahaha
Ellie is a perfect princess
gewn is a pussy I never realized it
>>211440035wait the 18 year old high schooler didnโt even tell her parents about the show?
>>211440385She had her chance to try out the ColeTrain but she failed. Whatever happens to her happens.
>>211440397her and kawan should get married
>>211440336Shes so crazy but i still unironically absolutely would. Raw, no pull out
>>211440384Peter would have just punched her in the stomach
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>>211440371they're both hot, but this jewish lady caked in makeup and altered with photoshop doesn't even look anywhere near close.
>>211440406kek right? these fuckers unironically think this way
would it be too much if i started referring to angelina as angel?
It's been what feels like years and 1 night out of 4 I have vivid dreams about being in a romantic relationship with Abi and don't know what to do
She's perfect
Nick really let himself go
>>211440442itโs really funny. sam clocked it and his answer was โi donโt think soโ
>>211440442no he fucks hookers that look like shinji
>>211440410retrospectively noticed this at her age too. chicks that turn 18 with strict parents are going to go do everything they can while they are having any semblence of freedom. the stricter/absent the parents the more extreme it gets
remember an 36 year old coworker of mine gettin with an 18 year old cutie and boy she was fuckin stupid and young
>>211440339She's arab nigga
>the b1 boys agree that direnc is the hottest
>jin still talking about how he'd fuck rachel
also did he say that he'd MARRY her? idk about that, man...
if she in highschool im in highschool you feel me? you smell me?
Predictions on when this season goes completely into the toilet?
>>211440468>the spice must flow
Also remember CK went on a fake desperate 'road trip' where she 'randomly' drove to Massachusetts, where it just so happened S3 was taking place at the time, JUST so she could text the crew 'oh hey lolz I'm in town, interested in meeting up?' and Sam texted back 'Nope, best we completely part ways'
>>211440451They do the same to sam and jet for shit they do and look to call the cops whenever they can. It makes it so they cant do anything slightly fun or shows over because snitchfags called the cops again
>>211440436She also went to the Season 3 house
>>211440411
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This nigga
>She got a a nice booty
why are they sleeping with the lights on wtf is wrong with these people
>>211440189Direnc is a sick kunt, I just recognise that angie fags are the same genre of waifu warring fags who'd simp for binx or tayleigh, Direnc is just funny and fuckable (even more fuckable in her pics), idc if she's a crackhead slut
>>211440468>YEAH, THE LVT FLOORING IN THIS PLACE IS SHIT. WHAT IS THIS SHIT I'M SITTING ON, A NAUGAHYDE COUCH?
>>211440468whats with the safety vest?
I'm bored already and the audio is unpleasant
>>211440462The fact we went back to Abiposting after s3 is an embarrassing failure
>>211440411on this night:
>>211440509>wtf is wrong with these peopleThey're retarded like the contestants from previous seasons
>>211440468>Orange stripe>orange vestHmm. Interesting
which of the female contestants do u think were the last minute fill
>>211440506How the fuck can people sleep with the light on them?
>>211440159Based. As an og Payton Updater, I approve this updating.
>>211440462The best thing to do is just forget her, I've been down this road with many fishtank girls and it never will turn out the way you want it to. Unless youre Jet of course
>>211440476Incel is more a state of mind than a sex thing
>>211440519>*HOOOOOOOOOOOH BUUUUUUUR*
>>211440494Always round the beginning of week 3. Basically, when the wiggers decide to get more involved in the drama
DOUBLE MORGUE WE CAN'T STOP WINNING MORGUE BROS
>>211440544>Incel is more a state of mind than a sex thing Like Jimmy?
>>211440530ellie already confirmed she is a replacement
>>211440491ay, that ellie girl
>>211440530Ellie confirmed was
>threads already dead
damn I was hoping for some late-night kino like early season 3, but I guess that didn't start until a little bit later then huh
>>211440527waiting till she gets out of those awful trashy zoomer fashion statements
but she is 18 and in highschool so i doubt she has anything much more than the equivalent to grunge band clothing
>>211440462Meditate for 10 minutes every day about how that face was gooned by Jet
That ought to fix it
>>211440548This. As soon as you start seeing Jet hanging out with the fish for too long, you know it's over
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What the fuck is this thing?!?!!!!
>>211440530Obviously the 18 year old highschooler
>>211440462fleshlight for blacks, spics, and production, perfect waifu
>>211440566negative. first night went all night
Ima say it: theres nothing wrong or weird about wanting to have sex with an 18 year old woman
>>211440578Letty got to hit it too
>>211440530Ellie confirmed before they even got in the house
>>211440566first night cant expect much anyway
only shame about hype new seasons is it always has to be a slow build up no matter what
>>211440218Maybe, but so far Payton was more conversational at this point.
>>211440576a cut-up hotdog in human form.
>>211440576this is one of his better pictures too
>>211440576Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
>>211440567She said she brought jeans, sweatpants and a skirt, a couple sweaters and thats it.
>>211440548kek so true. even when jet tried to "address" this it was just him pretending to be an errand boy with a "teehee i'm ACTUALLY the mastermind!" in season 3 and then when it became fishtank he instantly became the production equivalent of tayleigh basedfacing
>>211440554We already knew because a few days ago Mints said everyone was 21+ so when the asian bitch is 18 everyone figured out this is the eye candy replacement jet wanted
>>211440544jim could 100% fuck a qt in japan if he went out enough
hes not a bad looking dude he was probably just chopped most of his life
>>211440587okay Peter Shift......
>>211440011Sheโs not a 20 year old zoomer idiot so she looks sophisticated by comparison.
>You should see these people as fictional movie characters or the Sims, not real people. Anyone who treats them as real people are doing it to feel better about their shitty life and poor moral decisions. They're psychopaths, not me.
>>211440576have you never seen a jew before in your life?
I missed late night /ftl/. Glad to be back here
I'm gonna say it, 15 is the age of consent in my country
>>211440535as THE original payton updater i am happy to hear this
>>211440522It was around the same hour this happened, November 11, 5:36
>>211440011That's the difference between being in your early 20's vs 30s
>>211440619Sam's gonna visit soon
>>211440566S3 night 1 had Alex B alienate himself from half the house by saying nigga after getting drunk, then defending himself and saying he's allowed to say it, then groveling for forgiveness for saying it and promising he'd never say it again, all within the span of about 30 minutes
>>211440615who are you quoting exactly?
>>211440619based that young pussy just hits nigga
is it angelina or angelica
>>211440604>we>mintsi have no idea wtf that is and nor do i care. im going by what she said on cam
>>211440586it wasn't late night kino in the threads though, with everybody asleep and stuff. it was just commenting on what was happening in the show
>>211440436Didn't know I was talking to a fellow ColeGOD. The best to ever do it.
>>211440535The Josie gimmick stealer?
>>211440562lmao someone gets it
>>211440615Fuck off Verso.
>>211440587wanting to vs actually doing it
>>211440622It was an honor updating with you.
>>211440649someones sounding upsetti spaghetti
>>211440615Yes. Use "just view as characters" chads just watch for entertainment. You faggots bringing up all the dox info on them try to ruin their lives
>>211440576>I'm elmer fudd>and you are bugs bunny
>>211440619Its not pedophilia officer, shes just mature for her age
wtf show is nontent. fix it jet
It was mid today but day one doesn't matter. The real test is if we're here next Friday complaining already or talking about how good the season is and how the next 5 weeks are going to be kino (they wont be)
>>211440634Still wondering if it would have been better to pretend they weren't fans for a few days to lure the audience in or if it would have failed regardless.
>>211440601I liked how before the reveal every time someone talked about him it had something to do with his giant eyebrows
>>211440622Well memed, friend. Other people tried to copy for other fish but it didn't hit right.
>>211440615>>211440636lol it's the guy from the other thread still seething because I said you should think of them as characters on a TV show instead of getting too worked up in how they are as people
but I meant that in the context of this mindset leading people to be simps and hate-filled freaks, so of course this retard autist didn't understand something like that
>>211440567could you provide an example of what you would rather her wear
>>211440658Nothing wrong with having sex with 18 years old either, most women are fully developed by that age
>>211440609the way he talks about women is telling
>>211440216That wall is probably a mattress or door propped up between b3 and b4
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whats the temp like in that house ya think? cant be a comfortable 68 F?
where can we see direnc's tits and pussy?
>>211440671fucking this. it's not about viewing them as subhumans, it's about not thinking about them that way to enrich your viewing experience because you don't get obsessed with the girls and obsessed with hating the ones you don't like. which is way more considerate of them as people than the alternative
>>211440708>he doesn't know
>>211440707I live in MA and its hot as balls and muggy.
>>211440668Such a majestic creature
>>211440708You can do that like right now
>>211440634Also Ted being harassed and us finding out he can't actually skate, and Ian laying on the couch all night.
season 2 vibes were unbeatable. I miss everyone being in period correct clothes but jimmy having a stupid spongebob getup
It just ain't the same without Taxcin there
>>211440615If you're invested in these people on anything more than a surface level, you need therapy. Simple as.
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You can still hear the snoring hahaha
>>211440727I know ellie looked familiar. Lune is best girl and ellie is best girl, and im not even into asians
>>211440634nigga I'm talking about the threads having late-night kino that was separate from what was happening on screen, not the stuff in the show itself
>>211440587what if she didn't even have her first abortion yet, sick fuck
>>211440737Balls deep in young asian gash
>>211440727How old is she in game?
>>211440692oh, lol. fishtank moralfags are refining the approach
>>211440658yeah people don't seem to get this part of it somehow
>>211439524 (OP)day 1 almost progressed too quickly.
i'm worried they'll burn out too quickly
>>211440743the curtain rod being off has been triggering my ocd since i noticed it was off 8 hours ago
My beloved Joopy blocked me on instagram, probably cause her brother told her to do so. Forbidden love... we're just like Romeo and Juliet :3
>>211440737pimping in bangkok
>>2114407573000 year old dragon loli
so am I supposed to pretend like I dont find her attractive until she hits 21 or something?
>>211440673>"since you're the internet bugs bunny, I'm gonna be the elmer fudd...">elmer fudd only ever won against bugs bunny like one time in the hundreds of shortsthis guy rules
>>211440587she was only just recently able to enlist to die for israel, you sick fuck
>>211440770There will be many vibe resets.
>>211440770>i'm worried they'll burn out too quicklyThe wiggers are already burnt out and sleeping
what TF are these fucking orb things that can be seen in kitchen camera? i first noticed it while trying to figure out what dirence was up to... spent like 5 min trying to capture them on screenshot
>>211440634This cast is lacking a Alex/Jon/Jimmy firebrand Super-Sperg to cause immediate conflict. The Hebrew Golem is a blabbermouth autist but he's too self aware and calm to fill those shoes it seems.
Rachel is probably the closest.
>>211440780I bet you watch emiru
imagine letty on this season
>>211440339she's turkish lmao
>>211440789No she has a tight body, but she is into jet and thats a major turn off for anyone with a brain
imagine my dad on this season
>>211440587SHE CAN BARELY NULLIFY YOUR VOTE YOU SICK FUCK
>>211440790He's hunting him and doing a poor job at it or something? I don't get it.
>>211440807just wait till daniel switches on
>>211440764yeah I hope that doesn't become the norm and it was just this one faggot but who knows, /ftl/ trends tend to lean towards the more bizarre ends of things
>>211440587depends on how old you are
Ellie almost going through the Cx/IP2 pipeline 3 DAYS before being casted by Jet and Sam is funny to me. These groups are always going to be associated
imagine Sarge on this season
Has anyone posted a recap for this season so far
do you like the cast so far? I think they're insufferable in a good way
>>211440819pokey butthole havin' ass witch
So far everything has been good, but it feels like it's missing something.
I think that thing is the lack of unknowing. With it basically being a S1 remake, we have a pretty good idea of what to expect.
But during S2 and S3 we had no idea what was going on, which led the threads to be constantly full of speculation and theory crafting.
Jin will absolutely markypost on his way out
>>211440777the bare metal hook adds to the Giger-aesthetic of that biomechanical blobโs throne room
also checked
i thought the cpap was supposed to stop the snoring
>>211440857is ok, Rachel is the Alex B/Burt
>>211440832Luckily, you aren't autistic enough to fully understand. You can simply stand aside and marvel at his musings with sheer enjoyment
>>211440840After a week or two, every FTL thread becomes among the most bizarre and schizophrenic threads on all of 4chan. moralfaggotry is a part of it, but it's still always interesting to see
SHES ONLY 22 YOU SICK FUCK!
>>211440691if the fish isnt shy and notorious for being boring it doesnt really work, and theres only usually 1 of them per season
>>211440854Where is our reactsimply kino? Wasnt he suppose to provide the CK arrest footage with his 100k year youtube money?
>>211440862uh there's a big twist week two
a stripe of a different color, of a different hue
>>211440862after 3 seasons of this we know there's nothing worth theorizing about because the wiggers have no ideas and just use the show to fuck the female contestants
Stopped watching before the bald guy showed up. Why the fuck is ARYE stock so high?
>>211440866the first fish to do this is automatically S tier
its maximum levels of hassling production
>>211440789Shes 23 but also yes. You are literally just supposed to pretend.
>>211440789Dont play into the moralfagging
>>211440846what's that got to do with anything?
>>211440849how easy life would be to be a cute hapa grifter
>>211440882The braces make a lot of sense after seeing this picture
>>211440875>Rachel is the Alex B/BurtRachel is quite literally fatty but female. He obsession with fishtank is equal to fatty's obsession with star wars
>>211440877Do you get it or...
>>211440807Honestly think they're doing that on purpose and spreading it out a bit more between different contestants, which could be a smart move for once. idk if you noticed, but each of those guys you mentioned burned out quick and weren't there for most of the season.
>>211440889He's /ourguy/, even made a point to Sam that he used to post on "forums for TV and movies".
stop being mean to hapa letty
>>211440886I truly hope that actually is something, and they go through with it.
Are they doing the thing where the contestants have to pretend to not know of Sam Hyde or the show this season like the last 3?
>>211440882makes me realize how much of a twink i was in comparison to i am now
i have experienced twink death
i wonder what older woman thought of me
>>211440866God I hope so. He will surpass his peers into elder god status if he does.
>>211440807The one that could cause real conflict is Angelina. Rachel is harmless for the most part but Angelina is unpredictable, already annoying the fans and some of the contestants. Angelina will be a great heal but also gooned by jet
>>211440853O hell yeah doooooood
>>211440807>This cast is lacking a Alex/Jon/Jimmy firebrand Super-Sperg to cause immediate conflictTrue and concering
Rn it feels like it will be perma friend tank
wholesome 100 trauma bonding
>>211440882Tummy for cummies...
>>211440872it helps reduce snoring, but really it's supposed to make sure you get enough REM/actual sleep and is more geared toward health benefits of sleep rather than reducing snoring. reduction of snoring is a secondary effect.
t. i've had like 5 different cpaps throughout my life, started when i was like 8
>>211440857Yeah I do. Good day 1 imo
>>211440914>In the Fishtank community
>>211440889He is Jimmy but endearing and not trying to do bits.
>>211440857best cast so far for first impressions
>>211440955They're all decent, but no superstars like every other season had
>>211440914she's only recently-obsessed, though, and in a weird way, not in the "spends all of her time watching the show" kind of way. it's like once she heard about the show and got cast for it, THAT'S when she started researching about it.. and only had like 2 months to learn everything. she doesn't know tons of references and even said she's only watched clips of S1/S2 and hasn't even seen anything of S3
>>211440922>hapaShes mexican you stupid mong
Jet likes em brown
>>211440955Terrible rage bait, youre not even trying bro
>>211440922but she likes it
daddy's little girl wants the abuse :)
>>211440857yep you're exactly right. people are gonna doompost more and more as the show goes on, but I think we've got a good line-up
I also think they aren't taking things as seriously as the season 3 fish and are more like the season 1 fish in that way, which I think it a good thing too
>>211440936what does it do, push air in your mouth?
>>211440857the cast is good because all of them are pretty interesting so far
none of them are worse than a C tier fish imo, but there are also seemingly no stars in the same way previous seasons had
>>211440971didnt she start her confessional by heaping praise onto s3 saying it was sam's best work (lol)
>season 1 house
>Morgue status: WE'RE BACK
>>211440971>and hasn't even seen anything of S3No she said she watched all of s3 and "its your best work" to sam.
>>211440866yeah if anyone it's absolutely him.
people were saying rachel would but that's ridiculous, she's a superfan in a fangirl way. jin is probably a markyposter here, like an even more cole cole
>>211440994the Famous House gaslight was 100% the best work Fishtank has put out
>>211440974i agree with him. it's a better cast than S2, S3, and obviously S1. thank FUCK they cut vance from production, that guy is fucking awful
>>211440987>but there are also seemingly no stars in the same way previous seasons hadthat's what the streamstars casting was for.
trvst the plan, they gonna roll them around later.
>>211440974>rage baityou must be spiritually over 18 to use this website
>>211440805been seeing tons of these on garage cam. something is really weird about these "orbs"
>>211441006Fuck off jet your posts are so obvious
>>211440996Someone should sneak in there and tape googly eyes to her mask
>>211440886I really don't wanna descend back into my season 3 schizoposting, but this one thing is kinda leading me in that direction
>>211440849MDE stealing from Cx again, not surprised
>>211441004It is impressive that they manages to gaslight the audience into believing that the contestants believed in famous house
>>211440857I dislike every single one of them
>>211440997my bad, misheard that part then
>>211440996man I thought she was topless for a second
>>211441029let it rip, what are you thinking?
>>211440889you stopped watching at the exact wrong time
he's an endearing hilarious looking autist that can actually hold conversations and is well-spoken and the type of autist that isn't obscenely annoying like every other one in fishtank history
Do you think Cole would ever come back for BG2? Is it really that unlikely to think? The wiggers would want him back, the fans love him, Cole is back with a youtube channel... what's stopping this?
FACT - Brian was the worst fishtank contestant of all time
Season 5 will still be in the season 1 house.
>>211441030I know they're all shit but I specifically want to see Ludwig get ran over by a combine harvester
florida roasties are some of the worst people which is fascinating for a state that pretends to be holier than thou
>>211440917Oh you were actually asking? haha no I don't understand either. I think it must be just a general "I'm your rival" kinda thing? but in an autistic "I can only understand things through cartoon comparisons" sorta way that doesn't make actual sense to anybody but him
>>211441030the juicer doesnt fuck with these retards anymore he woke up
>>211441029I was a S3 schizo. Pretty sure I still have my Boleskine House copypasta
>>211441051>Do you think Cole would ever come back for BG2?no
>>211441051>Is it really that unlikely to think?yes
>>211441060I want to see them have gay buttsex
>>211441057its the best house so that makes sense
>>211441076They already stream themselves doing that
>>211440925absolutely not, they have referenced it constantly (to an annoying degree) and sam had to take 2 fishbux away from rachel for constantly calling him sam instead of jason goldstriker (even though he didn't even introduced himself as that character)
>>211441082Cry harder
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why didn't they just close the door? imagine trying to sleep with that glaring ass light blinding you
>>211440932I don't think it's going to stay friend tank even without that exact character, just might take a little longer. Angelina has made it clear she hates Rachel, and both seem like they could throw a fit easily.
Aryeh will probably start driving other fish crazy as things get more tense and his initial charm wears off.
They're also all pick-me fans so they'll probably escalate quick once the audience starts telling them they're boring.
Goodnight fellas, I'm glad to be back drunkposting with you all. Cheers!
>>211440927He has the potential to become the Cole we always wanted Cole to be
>>211441080mauro was at least in funny memes and had some funny moments
>>211440857They might be missing an instigator. Its fun watching the weirdos now, but its going to turn into the nothing ever happens show even quicker
>>211441104see you tomorrow anon
they should get people who don't know about the show involved somehow this season
I'm trying to archive S04 day by day.
Here's the 4Hr video of Confessionals and after hour rambling if any interested.
https://transfer.it/t/KaQ8XB8FDTgY
Will plan to archive the whole day tomorrow.
>>211441096the closet smells like piss, they want to air it out
>>211440928A thing most people haven't talked about much is that Angie was instantly intimidated by Direnc showing up and she tried to find other people on the same page as her but couldn't, and that's when she was doing some strange summer-esque things and everybody else got annoyed with her
I could definitely see her going down that type of path
>>211441117>They might be missing an instigatorThe fat fucking hog is a major insitgator. Also angie is great at pissing people off
Why does Claire hate FTL and mostly everyone involved in it now. Haven't kept up with her since BT
>>211441100Angie has also not liked Direnc since she walked in the door
>>211441060I agree but why for you
>>211441111no he doesnt. Doesnt havent that knack for talking so good somehow
>>211441138We know she fucked jet for a week straight. She hawk tuahed on his asshole and shoved her giant nose right in it
>we need to be making threads!
>>211441138She's just a bitch who beefs with everyone over stupid shit
what's with the red sleeve?
>>211440971This, but that's just a woman thing, Angie is the same way. She definitely just watched the edited episodes like most of the s2 cast did.
Meanwhile, Jin has definitely watched them all live and has posted in these very threads the whole time, but isn't being an annoying bitch about it
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>>211441167>Jin has definitely watched them all live and has posted in these very threads the whole time, but isn't being an annoying bitch about itHe also said he doesnt know of thats the s1 house. Hes a s2fag
>>211441167I'm wanting Jin and Daniel for final 2, fuck the simps
>>211441135>she was doing some strange summer-esque things
>>211441073kek I stayed up for like two days schizoposting at one point and my sleep deprivation made me literally think they replaced Simbal with another indian guy, and possibly even replaced the rest too.
It was just because Simbal was wearing a hat and I was just being racist
but also, you should post that
>>211441139An image would've sufficed.
>>211441176HACK AWAY YOU MEAN RED NIGGER
>>211441166It's a basketball thing
>>211441046Don't have em quite yet unfortunately since I've actively tried not to do that since it was actually becoming a problem, but I'll definitely be posting them if I have any as the season goes on
>>211441220ok, looking forward to it
>>211441054I actually do like Brian since bloodgames and stuff, but what his role ended up becoming in season 2 was 100% cancer. I understand why Jet liked him, but since it's Jet, he was too stupid to realize why Brian sucked complete ass as a contestant on his television gameshow
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>>211440862>>211441046>>211441220Fellas this isn't the demonic shit people think it is. Jet is dangerously retarded, and this is what happens when you give something that could be developed into something quality to a retard. They will find the dumbest possible way to make sure that cannot happen. It has happened every season and it'll happen again here.
>>211441117angie has already tried to get other people to agree with her about disliking direnc and rachel is an insanely big instigator.
I don't exactly have faith, but I do think we gotta give it some time to let the dynamics sort themselves out. The so-called "instigators" are never quite instigators on day 1. Day 1 is almost always just them being friendtank because they all just met
>>211441153Yeah but not really that part of Cole, more the /ourguy/ part of just being more in the know in a kinda funny way, and the fact that he will almost certainly last longer so we'll have more of a chance for it to come out more
>>211441278But even on day 1 you can see the cracks, and Angelina will crack in some way
>>211441166He also has a white stripe down the front of the suit, it's gotta have something to do with the weird "stripe" twist they have "planned"
>>211441181To be fair you wouldn't really expect them to go back to the s1 house if you were a fan, and also, s2 fags are still bigger fans than most in this community
>>211441264lol yeah it wasn't THAT type of schizoposting, it was more the "they have some bigger idea that actually means something!" like in an artistic way or something. Which yeah, is even more insane than the satanic posting.
but also, it was just fun, I didn't necessarily actually believe it was 100% true or anything
>>211441299yep she was already acting a bit like summer earlier and was easily shut down by the girls with higher power levels and her not being able to maintain attention on her at all times. I hope she lasts even though I don't like her, though. she could definitely lead to some kino