>>211443375
I was black out drunk most of the times to where i just wake up in jail or in the suicide watch room where its nothing but padded walls and a hole in the floor.
The arrests arent as interesting as some of the places i would find myself in when coming out of a black out. One time i was out of town and apparently i challenged some people at a bar to a drinking competiton. I came out of a black out in mid conversation standing behind the counter in a pizza joint talking to one of the workers. I then realized i lost my car keys, wallet, company phone, and had no idea where i was. I went outside and sat down on curb defeated. Some cute chick riding a bicycle rode up to me and helped me out.
I have gotten away with tons of dwis tho, those stories are actually kind of wild how i got away with them just by playing mind tricks with the dumb ass cops.
