i drank the liquor

I ate the broccoli

i did have sexual relations with that latinx stewardess

>>211443067 (OP)
How did they find every mini bottle of liquor in a plane crash

>>211443098
Beverage carts are made of the same material as black boxes.

>>211443098
very carefully

>>211443080
based nien

I'm inebriated at this exact moment in time.

Have you guys ever been drunk in public and thought you were getting away with it but got called out

I only have Coors Light what should I do? Can I boil it down or something? Is there any option besides just chugging it?

>>211443172
How many do you have left? You can get drunk if you just slam them rapidly fire

>>211443184
I think a 12 pack but I just don't want that much liquid. That sounds heinous. But I guess I have to do it. I'll just pour them super high off the glass and basically fill an entire imperial pint glass with nothing but foam. Then it settle and slam them flat and room temperature. And that's still just for the carbonation. That's still a ton of liquid.

>>211443168
Ive been arrested 16 times for public intoxication and somehow only one dwi. Im going on 8 years sober now.

>>211443337
Lol. Damn. Tell me a story about one of your Public intox plz

>>211443250
You'll piss it out fast get going

>>211443250
Been there, done that. Just stick to cheap vodka.

>>211443067 (OP)
I drank the Sujamma

>>211443250
There's always the tradesmens entrance.

>>211443337
Wtf is public intoxication . How is that even a crime

>>211443450
You know how in Europe you can drink at a bar then go walk around? We cant do that here legally.

>>211443375
I was black out drunk most of the times to where i just wake up in jail or in the suicide watch room where its nothing but padded walls and a hole in the floor.
The arrests arent as interesting as some of the places i would find myself in when coming out of a black out. One time i was out of town and apparently i challenged some people at a bar to a drinking competiton. I came out of a black out in mid conversation standing behind the counter in a pizza joint talking to one of the workers. I then realized i lost my car keys, wallet, company phone, and had no idea where i was. I went outside and sat down on curb defeated. Some cute chick riding a bicycle rode up to me and helped me out.
I have gotten away with tons of dwis tho, those stories are actually kind of wild how i got away with them just by playing mind tricks with the dumb ass cops.

it's noon and i'm already fuckin drunk

My last PI, i was so whiskey crazy the cops beat me, I beat them, and they stripped me to my underwear and hosed me in a cell. I cant remember anything other than being in pain and in my tighty whities

>>211443450
One time i was literally walking out of a bar and hit the cop with the door as i was walking out.(i could not see him through the fucking door on the other side) He got all pissed off and asked where i was going. (My car was right there i intended to drive somewhere) i told him i was waiting for a taxi. He didnt believe me and arrested me for public intoxication

>>211443550
That fucking asshole

>>211443450
You usually need to have some combination of drunk AND disorderly conduct for the police to charge you with it. At least that's how it is where I live. They won't give a shit if you're just walking home drunk.

>>211443505
Dude please tell me some dwi escape stories