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Anonymous No.211444196 >>211444872 >>211444934 >>211446709 >>211447267 >>211447305 >>211447415 >>211447587 >>211449042 >>211456906
>Only one man will claim victory this day and earn the title of 'Champion of Capua'. And by the gods, THAT MAN WILL BE FROM THE FUCKING HOUSE OF BATIATUS.
Anonymous No.211444234
Sneedonius tho
Anonymous No.211444872 >>211445004 >>211446377
>>211444196 (OP)
Do you shit Roman?
Anonymous No.211444934
>>211444196 (OP)
And what of good spartonicus?
Anonymous No.211445004
>>211444872
No sirs, i shit street
Anonymous No.211446277 >>211464804
Anonymous No.211446377 >>211448356
>>211444872
i don't believe for a second they were actually shitting like this, there had to have been drapes or stalls or SOME form of basic privacy
Anonymous No.211446464 >>211446606
?
Anonymous No.211446606 >>211447288 >>211447712
>>211446464
Anonymous No.211446709
>>211444196 (OP)
>BATIATUS
>BATIATUS
>BATIATUS
Anonymous No.211447267 >>211447295 >>211447333
>>211444196 (OP)
Is this one of those shows where they say "fuck" or "fucking" too often because they want their teenage fanbase to think the characters are cool as hell?
Anonymous No.211447288 >>211461200
>>211446606
!
Anonymous No.211447295
>>211447267
no
Anonymous No.211447305 >>211447329
>>211444196 (OP)
They chose the most bri'ish lookin bloke to play a roman I love it
Anonymous No.211447329 >>211447373
>>211447305
rome was a diverse multicultural society, chud
Anonymous No.211447333 >>211447471 >>211447524 >>211448406
>>211447267
it is unbelievably gay. statistically actual fag shit: there's probably 3 dicks for every set of tits
Anonymous No.211447373
>>211447329
Smoke a fag will ya?
Anonymous No.211447415 >>211447442 >>211447523
>>211444196 (OP)
Ok, ok, but what of the NEUTRAL Solonius?
Anonymous No.211447442
>>211447415
he's alright
Anonymous No.211447471
>>211447333
>3 dicks for every set of tits
That's acceptable considering the tits shown are always S tier
Anonymous No.211447523
>>211447415
Not great, not terrible
Anonymous No.211447524 >>211447558
>>211447333
The gratuitous nudity also makes me think this show is shallow spectacle geared towards kids
Anonymous No.211447558
>>211447524
the tits, cocks and blood are just a very thin veil above some serious kino
Anonymous No.211447584
Solonious saved my life
Anonymous No.211447587 >>211447749
>>211444196 (OP)
And what of good cossutius?
Anonymous No.211447712
>>211446606
Anonymous No.211447749 >>211448442 >>211449146 >>211461539 >>211461649
>>211447587
Such a weird looking dude. I'm a Kiwi too so I've seen this guy in a bunch of shit lol
Anonymous No.211448356 >>211450348
>>211446377
I don't find it hard to believe. The whole "nudity is shameful, you must not be allowed to see!" is more modern. Everyone does it, and it's not that big a deal. Seriously, think how silly it is
>oh my god! I saw this person relieve urine from their bladder into the toilet! how disgusting!
same as blowing your nose, spitting, any number of bodily functions everyone does every day
Anonymous No.211448406
>>211447333
you expect a show about warrior gladiators to somehow have 3 tits to every dick? You think it's a household full of a hundred women and a few dozen men? You have quite the repressed homosexual problem that you're struggling with, bro. You're gonna need to come out of the closet eventually.
Anonymous No.211448442 >>211449087 >>211454224
>>211447749
just add a beard!
Anonymous No.211449042 >>211450400
>>211444196 (OP)
>Every meme, every thread on this fucking board, bears the mark of Ashur!
Anonymous No.211449087
>>211448442
they had a few spartacus alumni like the guy that played Crassus in season 3
Anonymous No.211449146 >>211451838 >>211452066
>>211447749
I fucking love him. He's like how I always imagined a roman socialite
Anonymous No.211450207 >>211450369
Can't wait for House of Ashur. Gonna be at least three seasons of kino
Anonymous No.211450348
>>211448356
The Romans found the Greek practice of exercising in the nude distasteful.
Anonymous No.211450369 >>211450666
>>211450207
When's it start anyway?
Anonymous No.211450400
>>211449042
Every day I sacrifice a goat to the gods that Ashur may die, penetrated by the turgid cocks of a hundred drunken Nubians!
Anonymous No.211450573
I wish my favorite reactors would do watchalongs with old shows like this and the shield. I want to experience it again but with my fake best friends. So fucking kino.
Anonymous No.211450666
>>211450369
reportedly this fall
Anonymous No.211451838 >>211464044
>>211449146
Anonymous No.211452066 >>211452418 >>211452613
>>211449146
Anonymous No.211452418
>>211452066
Rapeface
Anonymous No.211452613
>>211452066
Right there, now that's a face you just know you can trust!
Anonymous No.211454224
>>211448442
Yknow what i hate about ROP? The writing sucks but i genuimely thought the costumes were pretty cool, if only it was some dnd ripoff maybe.
Anonymous No.211456906 >>211457779
>>211444196 (OP)
How is this relevant to good Solonius?
Anonymous No.211457779
>>211456906
Ew Solonius? The way he would smile with his teeth. Gives me the ick!
Anonymous No.211458814 >>211461125
Anonymous No.211461125
>>211458814
>What is beneath your feet, Caesar?
>Sacred anus, dominus! Watered with your semen!
Anonymous No.211461200
>>211447288
And what of bad Solonius?
Anonymous No.211461539
>>211447749
what of good Cossutius?
Anonymous No.211461589
I’m a sibyl guy.
Anonymous No.211461649
>>211447749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSIUoenGqIg
Anonymous No.211464044
>>211451838
why was he so obsessed with anal?
Anonymous No.211464804
>>211446277
what ever happened to this guy?
Anonymous No.211464980
And what of General Solonius?
Anonymous No.211465094
is good solonius back on /tv/?
Anonymous No.211465927
Thread falls from board like shit from ass