>Only one man will claim victory this day and earn the title of 'Champion of Capua'. And by the gods, THAT MAN WILL BE FROM THE FUCKING HOUSE OF BATIATUS.

Sneedonius tho

>>211444196 (OP)
Do you shit Roman?

>>211444196 (OP)
And what of good spartonicus?

>>211444872
No sirs, i shit street

>>211444872
i don't believe for a second they were actually shitting like this, there had to have been drapes or stalls or SOME form of basic privacy

?

>>211446464

>>211444196 (OP)
>BATIATUS
>BATIATUS
>BATIATUS

>>211444196 (OP)
Is this one of those shows where they say "fuck" or "fucking" too often because they want their teenage fanbase to think the characters are cool as hell?

>>211446606
!

>>211447267
no

>>211444196 (OP)
They chose the most bri'ish lookin bloke to play a roman I love it

>>211447305
rome was a diverse multicultural society, chud

>>211447267
it is unbelievably gay. statistically actual fag shit: there's probably 3 dicks for every set of tits

>>211447329
Smoke a fag will ya?

>>211444196 (OP)
Ok, ok, but what of the NEUTRAL Solonius?

>>211447415
he's alright

>>211447333
>3 dicks for every set of tits
That's acceptable considering the tits shown are always S tier

>>211447415
Not great, not terrible

>>211447333
The gratuitous nudity also makes me think this show is shallow spectacle geared towards kids

>>211447524
the tits, cocks and blood are just a very thin veil above some serious kino

Solonious saved my life

>>211444196 (OP)
And what of good cossutius?

>>211446606

>>211447587
Such a weird looking dude. I'm a Kiwi too so I've seen this guy in a bunch of shit lol

>>211446377
I don't find it hard to believe. The whole "nudity is shameful, you must not be allowed to see!" is more modern. Everyone does it, and it's not that big a deal. Seriously, think how silly it is
>oh my god! I saw this person relieve urine from their bladder into the toilet! how disgusting!
same as blowing your nose, spitting, any number of bodily functions everyone does every day

>>211447333
you expect a show about warrior gladiators to somehow have 3 tits to every dick? You think it's a household full of a hundred women and a few dozen men? You have quite the repressed homosexual problem that you're struggling with, bro. You're gonna need to come out of the closet eventually.

>>211447749
just add a beard!

>>211444196 (OP)
>Every meme, every thread on this fucking board, bears the mark of Ashur!

>>211448442
they had a few spartacus alumni like the guy that played Crassus in season 3

>>211447749
I fucking love him. He's like how I always imagined a roman socialite

Can't wait for House of Ashur. Gonna be at least three seasons of kino

>>211448356
The Romans found the Greek practice of exercising in the nude distasteful.

>>211450207
When's it start anyway?

>>211449042
Every day I sacrifice a goat to the gods that Ashur may die, penetrated by the turgid cocks of a hundred drunken Nubians!

I wish my favorite reactors would do watchalongs with old shows like this and the shield. I want to experience it again but with my fake best friends. So fucking kino.

>>211450369
reportedly this fall

>>211449146

>>211449146

>>211452066
Rapeface

>>211452066
Right there, now that's a face you just know you can trust!

>>211448442
Yknow what i hate about ROP? The writing sucks but i genuimely thought the costumes were pretty cool, if only it was some dnd ripoff maybe.

>>211444196 (OP)
How is this relevant to good Solonius?

>>211456906
Ew Solonius? The way he would smile with his teeth. Gives me the ick!

>>211458814
>What is beneath your feet, Caesar?
>Sacred anus, dominus! Watered with your semen!

>>211447288
And what of bad Solonius?

>>211447749
what of good Cossutius?

I’m a sibyl guy.

>>211447749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSIUoenGqIg

>>211451838
why was he so obsessed with anal?

>>211446277
what ever happened to this guy?

And what of General Solonius?

is good solonius back on /tv/?

Thread falls from board like shit from ass