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What is the evolutionary benefit of having a mouth inside of another mouth?

>>211448031 (OP)
They aren't evolution. They were designed to be the perfect predator.

>>211448031 (OP)
you get to be a hit on TV

>>211448031 (OP)
ask the ants

>>211448031 (OP)
urethral penetration while sucking dick

also they are designed organisms dumbass, not evolved

>>211448031 (OP)
Moray eels have a second mouth in real life:
>When a moray eel captures prey with its main jaws, the pharyngeal jaws shoot forward into the mouth to grasp and pull the prey down the throat.
I'm guessing that's the inspiration here

>>211448031 (OP)
Look up what a proboscis is. Worms and insects use them to great effect. Now imagine you have a creature that can bite you, and while you're in its mouth an even smaller mouth insides its mouth starts biting you

Pic related is what the engineers were thinking while they made the fuckers

>>211448031 (OP)
Not every trait needs to he’s an evolutionary benefit or advantage

>>211448031 (OP)
More limbs the better.

>>211448171
Alien 3 was kino

>>211448257
That's from Alien 4.

>>211448031 (OP)
It's Penis: The Creature, everything about it is phallic.

>>211448318
The entire premise of alien was about what would it be like to get orally raped in space.

>>211448031 (OP)
Is Alien Isolation worth playing?

>>211448031 (OP)
Black man speak with forked tongue. That's why he didn't get his bonus.

>>211448723
It's probably the scariest work of art I've ever experienced. I've seen countless horror movies, played plenty of horror video games, and I've read a few horror books. Alien Isolation did something for me that nothing else had ever done: it made me not want to continue. It was so scary, that I didn't want to play it.

>>211448094
And the eels.

>>211448171
What a dumb movie.

>>211448723
You like Ridley Scott's Alien, then yeah it's very much worth playing. It stands on its own as a tense survival game too,

You can breath and eat at the same time.

>>211448031 (OP)
yo dawg we heard you liked eating so we put a mouth inside yo mouth so you can eat while you eat

>>211448793
based

>>211448793
Is it scarier than scorn?

>>211448318
So it's trying to capture the ugly horror of an uncircumcised cock?

>>211448257
That's not Alien 3 though

>>211448067
>perfect predator
>gets outsmarted by humans every single time
Lol

>>211448723
It's boring, but it would have made a good movie Tbh.

>>211449264
It's not the Predator.

>>211448723
Only on hard or nightmare difficulties.
>>211448989
A lot since the alien is constantly hunting you while Scorn only has a few such moments, I love both games though.

>>211448723
Yes, it’s a goddamn miracle they were able to make the xenomoorph scary again after decades of slop.

b-bros...

>>211448067
But the movie is called Alien stupid. Predator is a different movie

>>211451080
But the predator in Predator is an alien... I'm confused bros...

>>211448723
Good movie but should have been shorter

>>211448067
>>211449264
I despise that decades later some doofus focused on a single line from a malfunctioning android and decided to forever after label it 'le perfect'. Ash liked looking at this never before seen alien creature and admired that it was just a parasite that would kill and didn't care about it. He was broken and didn't like humans much. He wasn't literally saying "this is God's most perfect creation that beats everything else in the universe, nothing can be more perfect that this!" since that certainly wouldn't be true.

>>211451174
Want to be more confused? The "Alien" isn't alien at all. It's found, known, modified, utilized by Humanity's creator and ancestor. It's been on and around Earth since time immemorial. It's just as much a part of humanity as humans themselves. It's humanity's sibling. Nothing "alien" about it!

>>211449264
A lion is better built to be a predator than a human is. However we have guns, they don't.

>>211451331
Yeah right, and next you'll tell me the predator doesn't actually predate on others because that would by definition imply he does it for sustenance as opposed to why he really does it, for the sport of it and trophy collecting. I'm not buying it, pal!

>>211451331
Whatever the black goo is it fucked the Engineers up on multiple occasions, I doubt they knew and utilized it that well let alone invented it.

>>211448031 (OP)
Induces greater fear, fear creates adrenochrome in the prey, adrenochrome consumption gives you superpowers.

>>211448067
>the perfect predator
>basically a just a slightly tougher tiger
>instantly folds to small arms
>reproductive cycle doesn't work if it's prey applies basic security/quarantine protocols
>only real superpower is it's acid blood, which requires the creature to be seriously injured or die to use
Some perfect predtator

>>211448865
I liked it.

>>211448318
Why are tiny dicks like that more disconcerting than normal or big dicks?
>haha u gay
No, seriously.

>>211452235
corruption of classical beauty standards. either that or you're a woman

>>211452114
and yet these nerds still try to turn them into bio-weapons.

>>211448031 (OP)
Parasite delivery mechanism.

>>211452297
The idea was to take parts of their physiology to make biotech. Either armor, suits, ranged weapons, etc. Semi-organic technology that can merge better with humans than straight computer and metal. It's a neat scifi idea. Just making them something to drop from orbit that would run around with claws and kill people is stupid though.

>>211452621
That was concept art from someone. Likely got the idea from Jurassic World where they're using the raptors for the same dumb thing. It wasn't part of Blomkamp's movie, which was using the real ideas for the biotech that has been around since the Aliens comics. They wanted to make a wearable suit of alien tech

How many xenos would it take to basically conquer Earth?

>>211449361
name one movie the predator wins against humans

>>211453281
the genestealers from warhammer 40k could probably take over pretty quickly, hell a lot of conspiracy theoris says lizard people are running the show already

>>211448031 (OP)
>uh, so.. which mouth do I use first?

>>211453281
they can't as long as sigorney is alive

>>211448067
>perfect predator
>gets mogged enormously by a bear or and even a tiger has a large weight margin on it

>>211448937
>Come with me, please.

>>211448097
Women already do they white thier tongues while sucking your dick... im not circumcised and this chick loves sticking her tongue in my pee hole and in-between mt foreskin and dick head

>>211451318
>crikey theres a xenomorph!
>im gonna jam me thumb in its butthole thatll really piss it off!

>>211448031 (OP)
tasting soup to see if its too hot
smaller mouth, if burned by soup, can heal faster than larger mouth

>>211453281
Like a million, and even then the military could easily fuck them up

>>211448031 (OP)
doesn't it punch straight through skulls or is that some AVP crap i am remembering?

So a few anons have said they're not the perfect predator because humans have guns so we beat them.... but what about if these Aliens had guns too

>>211453624
Give them a taste of their own medicine.

>>211453862
Humans pretty much suck without their technology and raping.

>>211448031 (OP)
it's double phallic so giger can jerk off harder

>>211448031 (OP)
>the perfect life form...
what a retarded retcon

>>211453862
Reading this post made me visualize a xenomorph prowling in a hallway of a spaceship with a gun in his hands and honestly it kinda looked kino.

>>211453470
How much do xenomorphs weigh?

>>211453323
Predator 1 and Predator 2. He kills hundreds before they finally take him down. 1:100 ratio is a win. Slava Predatori!!

>>211453743
they're almost bulletproof and like stealthy intelligent tigers in terms of movement, and multiply like cockroaches, i think 100k would eradicate earth.

>>211454170
Aliens: Stronghold might scratch that itch.

>>211448313
alien 3 is shit, but that scene is the most memorable one in ALL alien movies

>>211454149
david considering it a perfect lifeform is more a reflection of his psychopathy/evil android transformation than some canon statement about the movies, its designed for the purpose of destroying other lifeforms and using them to incubate more of its own.
but it was always a near unbeatable monster with super agility, strength, invulnerability, deceptive intelligence and stealth.

>>211454216
>multiply like cockroaches
only in the james cameron movie

>>211454432
>it was always a near unbeatable monster
It was literally never, not once, anything anywhere near that kek. That's just headcanon repeated nonstop to flanderize the alien

>>211454483
how? its blood literally melts steal beams

>>211451080
>>211451174
>Movie is called Alien VS Predator
>Both sides are both space aliens and predators

>>211454464
so you don't consider it canon? then where would the original xeno come from in the hypothetical xeno bombardment of earth? just from dropped eggs? but who lays the eggs.

>>211452288
But small dicks are classical beauty standards

>>211454591
Alien is the name of the xenomorph in Alien 1, the xenomorphs' in AVP are Alien's family.

>>211454216
>they're almost bulletproof
What the fuck are you talking about? They get BTFO by the stationary machine guns in Aliens

>>211454524
Yet a bunch of illiterate rapists take one down without any weapons. Imagine what the mightiest miltary in the world (China) could do to them

>>211454591
neither are predators really, as they don't hunt to feed. they mention that in one of the new movies "but what you just described is more like a bass fisherman, that hunts for sport" "yeah but we had a vote and we decided to call it predator"

>>211454371
/tv/ is an Alien 3 board, so you better watch your mouth.

>>211454705
it was a specific situation in a corridor where the xenos deliberately sent in waves in order to deplete the ammo, they didn't come out at first.
they can tank some hits, and also those were sci-fi guns we don't have in real life. the ideal weapon against xenos would prboably be some kind of napalm or fire weapon.

>>211454705
They get penetrated easily by low power harpoon guns in Alien. They were never bulletproof or hard to kill. The humans just didn't want to damage their expensive space ship

>>211454705
those sentry guns are like .50 cal and probably tungsten tip to be armor piercing. we can see in a lot of the movies how small calibre gunshot wounds barely even slow them down unless you really pump them full of lead

>>211454821
>those were sci-fi guns we don't have in real life.
That was 80s tech kek. There are weapons now that are 1000x better kek

>>211454846
if it takes fucking up everything around you to kill one they are hard to kill.

>>211454821
>it was a specific situation in a corridor where the xenos deliberately sent in waves in order to deplete the ammo
Did they send the blackest xenos first?

>>211454171
400-600 lbs according to the wikia

>>211448031 (OP)
I think there's a real animal that has those same kinds of characteristics and has done quite well for itself over the past few million years. Evolution is more about adapting to the environment, not creating the ultimate species.

>aliens routinely fuck up trained predators
>anons think they have a chance
they would deepthroat a facehugger into you guys before you could utter the word sneed

>>211454879
>those sentry guns are like .50 cal and probably tungsten tip to be armor piercing
I love those little guys.

>>211454879
The only time bullets bounce is gormans dinky 9mm and obviously the hitsparks are just lazy cgi work. Even if something can stop a bullet it still absorbs the force and internals will be bruised ribs broken etc

>>211455052
oh yeah for sure, my point is that they are incredibly resilient, they will be still be very deadly even with a couple of shots in them

>>211448645
Fucking legend, she just 'nopes' and reaches for the gun.

>>211455052
xenos basically have a metal exoskeleton thats kind of the point of the biomechanical thing. its not a normal animal.

>>211455144
>my point is that they are incredibly resilient
To what? They get shotgunned and wrecked by everything the marines have. They are vulnerable to fire, which if they had an exoskeleton strong enough to stop bullets doesnt make sense

Your thoughts on this movie, for a fanmade it's pretty good in my opinion.

>>211455216
Metal is brittle and needs to be very thick to stop bullets...and where and how do they get the resources to grow it. Also pretty sure the lore is they have a silicon exoskeleton (which also makes little sense)

These kind of xenomorphs are pretty squishy, and are only a threat in numbers and because of their acid blood.

>>211454170
Glad I could inspire imagination kino. What we imagining ideally? I'm thinking like a bio gun situation where it's literally part of his arm as opposed to just holding a human made one it picked up or whatever
Actually an Alien would instantly be a lot more deadly if it could expel dense fragments of its chitinous body like shrapnel. With enough force those would be easily as deadly as bullets

>>211455253
fire probably messes up the bio part.
they are extremely strong otherwise. the marines dont have an easy time at all and use explosives when they kill them quickly.

>>211448031 (OP)
that's bloody sumthin innit

>>211455365
Maybe you should rewatch the movie

>>211455559
maybe you should, they all die until ripley is the last one left and kills the queen.

I watched Alien Romulus a few days ago, what did I think of it? pic related is my favorite shot the lighting is gorgeous

>>211455672
3 ppl survive retardo

>>211455759
I liked it.

>>211448097
>>211448067
This never happened. The aliens are just aliens, no one made them. They were found by the ancient engineers maybe, but no one knows, because the 1979 Alien movie never got any sequels outside of a video game.

>>211453470
a humanoid xeno could get mogged by a bear or a tiger but a tiger or bear xeno would fuck them up. perfect predator once it adapts to a species

>>211455313
YouTube slop

>>211448031 (OP)
that's the real alien, the rest of the body develops around the chestburster and it's basically just a complex esoskeleton

>>211451080
>>211451174
Did someone say illegal alien?

>>211456065
kek and she signed up.

>>211455880
Bears and tiger reproduce faster so even if xeno manages to somehow facehug them they are still inferior

>>211456138
man she's too bad

>>211456138
I love this scene.

>>211448031 (OP)
>>211448318
>>211448761


The xenomorph is just an exaggerated movie monster in what is essentially black face. The terror of being trapped alone on a space ship with a black man is what the franchise is all about. Go look at some pictures of subsaharian africans. They all have big goofy ass mouths with receeding gums that make them look like they are xeno. The franchise is about running from the BBC. Theyve convienced you this racist characture is simply sexual in nature, but at its core its 1970s europeans living in 98% white countries being scared of blacks.
>>211451229


calling it the perfect organism parodies the liberal elite's view on blacks and race mixing. Of course, once the middle class is infected with a black baby, their life is over. blacks are the perfect organism to wreck white countries.

>>211456065
hey its my favorite jewish actress pretending to be hispanic!

>>211448067
go to bed ridley

>>211456685
quintessentially american post
its just a cold metal phallic rape monster, making it racial is very far fetched, if there was anything about it they'd atleast make the backstory of finding the eggs and aliens different.

>>211454670
not while they're erect they're not.

>>211448171
Kino

>>211448171
>>211448313
>>211448645
why are these niggas always fuckin drooling all over everything

>>211448257
I still think of the falling flare in the tunnel scene occasionally. Was definitely kino.

>>211448067
>perfect predator.
it's not a perfect "predator" it was referred to as a perfect "organism". And not because of stealth or little mouths or even acid blood but because as a process of it's birthing it could survive in any possible biosphere as long as there was an appropriate host. It was and I assume still is in universe the most "adaptable" creature in the universe.

>>211455329
Even after all these years, the design and look of the aliens in the first three movies is still the best.

>>211456138
Imagine being her bunk mate and she pegs you violently during down time.

>>211455313
is ok for what it is
kind of wish there was a predator movie with that premise in WW2, with a German or Allied special ops unit being hunted

>>211448031 (OP)
Why haven't they had someone get stuck in a wall running from facehuggers and then it implants in their asshole?

>>211453470
>Tiger bites into it
>Melts its jaw off

>>211458334
How would a tiger bite into something that is bulletproof?

>>211455352
Maybe we'll see something similar in the upcoming TV show, they talked about some new kinds of aliens being in it.

>>211452541
>The idea was to take parts of their physiology to make biotech. Either armor, suits, ranged weapons, etc. Semi-organic technology that can merge better with humans than straight computer and metal.

I don't get why no movie or game has ever tried merging them with Synths.

>>211448031 (OP)
>What is the evolutionary benefit of having a mouth inside of another mouth?
Extra kisses

>>211455818
>sequels I don't like don't exist
Go back to r*dd*t with your faggot 'humor'

>>211455329
I love this moment in the film. It's technically a gag that Cameron put into the film because elevator doors always take too long, but within the context of the moment it ratchets up the tension because they're trying to move fast and this is just another hurdle.

>>211448031 (OP)
Same benefit like having longer arms in a boxing match.