Kino just Fucking dropped on Netflix MotherFuckers!

This looks Kino as Fuck and I'm watching it right now!

PLEASE SIR DO NOT REDEEM

will jewflix cover the CEO's anti-White tweets

Good morning sirs can confarm, very kino!!

>netflix
miss me with that gay shit, not even worth a pirate

>>211451196 (OP)
The doc was decent but they barely extrapolated on what actually went down that day. Can't wait for the inevitable biopic

>>211451196 (OP)
This is not a fishtank thread.
Dont post it

>>211451357
Can you provide some examples? I haven't seen such a thing?

>>211451196 (OP)
>fail during tests
>fuck you, my sub will work because I said so, we do it anyway

>>211451196 (OP)
anyone that looks at that submersible and deems it worthy to take a voyage on deserves it.

>>211451196 (OP)
>having your head squished into your ass in a few milliseconds
Grim.

>>211451196 (OP)
it was boring.

>>211451196 (OP)
Stockton Rush? More like Stockton Crush amirite?

ahhahahahahahaha...

>>211451196 (OP)
>fails tests
>decides to build it anyway
why are rich people so dumb and delusional? is that the power of never having anyone stand up to you or tell you "No."?

>>211452971
The guy thought he was the next Elon Musk but for deep sea diving.

>>211452570
>>211452915
It worked 80+ times.

>>211453158
The majority of those were shallow dives. Actual trips down to the Titanic were only a handfull of those.

>Stockton gets the sub trapped under a shipwreck because he doesn't know what he's doing
>gets rescued by the Scottish submariner guy
>refuses to speak to him ever again and eventually fires him
What was his problem?

>>211452971
>>211453023
>>211453158
>>211453435

>>211451196 (OP)
>Twenty Thousand Fleshlights Under The Sea

They unironically need to make a high budget dramatic film and call it Titanic 2. that's the only way it can work.

>>211453557
Adding to this, the film flips the premise on its head so perfectly.

>Original film was about thousands of people trapped on a sinking ship, sequel is about a small group of people trapped
>hubris of the captain refusing to steer from the iceberg is reflected in Rush's refusal to follow laws and egocentricity
>each member of the Titan expedition offers a view into a character study

I would just ensure that the film changes some aspects of reality. Instead of an instant implosion, they should have them trapped without power at the bottom of the ocean for some time to raise the stakes.

>>211452945

>>211451196 (OP)
Never forget the heroes
That gave their lives
For the betterment of Mankind

It seems the carbon sub was actually save enough. You just have to replace the hull when the cracking gets to heavy and shouldn't store it outside in the freezing cold.

>>211453557
The Heros Journey

>>211454389
A third titanium ring placed in the middle would have helped against the pressure being placed on the cylindrical shape.

why did ph go along it ?

>>211451196 (OP)
this looks like a fleshlight. Imagine if there was art of Godzilla fucking it and destroying the ship and it's passengers with his massive dino cock and then cumming and flooding them with godzilla juice while he skreeonks.

Why did they drop weights?

>>211454490
>The Heros Journey deconstructed
ftfy

>>211454608
No, it wouldn't have. Carbon fiber doesn't bend, it just fails catastrophically.

>>211451566
this, they showed fuck all footage of the wreckage and the rescue operations. Dumb fuck company director got what he deserved couldn't have happened sooner.

>>211451196 (OP)
>PEE PEE! YES PEE PEE POO PEE!

>VERY HERO BILLIONAIRE SAARS YES!

>I WILL BE JUST AS RICH AS SAARS WITH AI AND CRYPTO PEE PEE!

>PEE POO POO PEE PEE POO POOPIE DINKIE STINKIE PEE PEE YES SAARS!! XDDDD

No really why is it when you're on X™ and you see people slobknobbing billionaires, it's always some faggot named Sanjay or Hamoosh? You're never gonna be one of them you fucking turd. You're never going to stand shoulder to shoulder with your white betters either.

mid documentary for netflix sloppas
maybe 10-15min of new footage and rest is filler and everything we already knew

>>211455275
I didn't know that literally every engineer on the team either quit or got fired

>>211455324
yeah they covered their own asses real quick, don't believe this for a second

Watch for this qt.

>>211455324
I already knew that

>>211451196 (OP)
Reckless white millionaire who's a Narcist, takes out jeet and jew billionaires. Endless YT breakdowns on takes of where it really failed, it was already kino.

>>211451196 (OP)
>one of them farted right when the implosion happened
>nobody was there to laugh

>>211454838
Standard procedure to slow down the ascent just before you reach the bottom. You don't want to smash at the ocean floor at full speed.

>>211455518
that's racist against the jeets

>>211451196 (OP)
>Campbell's tomato soup
>POSSIBILITIES

>>211455652
>*uncovers the board to reveal a picture of a soup can hovering over the wreck of Titanic*
>"Campbell's - Crush Your Hunger"

>>211454608
the titainum wasnt the problem
the carbon fibre was. You dont use carbon fibre for compression
its the opposite of what its good at

>>211451196 (OP)
My girlfriend's dad was on one of the Oceangate trips to the Titanic. It's crazy how dangerous it was and we really didn't realize it at the time.

>>211451196 (OP)
a gamer would have survived this by turning 360° and walking away at the first sight of the LOGITECH CONTROLLER

>>211456044

>>211455604
so they never reported ANY problem on the fateful day ?

>>211457582
Nope. The only "huh" thing was that the oldfag Titanic lover took over the comms from Rush.

>>211457582
who would they report to, they ensured they weren't subject to any oversight so they could operate outside the law

>>211457652
>The only "huh" thing was that the oldfag Titanic lover took over the comms from Rush.
What happened?

>>211457699
their mothership you tard

>>211457700
Who knows? They just communicated "PH here" and continue normal comms. Could be that Rush was busy doing something else like dropping weights.

>>211451196 (OP)
>nothing happens
>sub implodes
>everybody dies
>Kino as Fuck!

>>211454389
Are you the same anon who kept insisting that it was safe in yesterday's thread as well?

>>211456131
The thing that gets me about it is how shitty and small the window is. Isn’t that the whole point?

>>211457734
fuck you stocktaard hope you liked the taste of your ass as it passed through your head

Just shows you if you're confident you can kill anyone with a sub

>>211451196 (OP)
thumbs up for your op
gave me a smile

>>211451357
they mentioned the female staff but not ethnicity

>>211451357
pigskins are the devil

guys nonyoutuber / redditor answer what would actually happen to the body / remains?
redditors love to say everyone went to mince meat and that it became hotter than the sun during the implosion but im calling bs
pretty sure your body would be somewhat intact especially your ribcage and skull as the time taken to really impact those areas, the pressure would have neutralized anyway.
entire time watching the doc i just was so curious (this is morbid) to what actually happened to stocktons body/face/skull/brain

They kept switching out hulls during the test dives because the carbon fiber was getting Fucked up pretty continually.

So there was no warning at all, just pop

>>211458584
>im calling bs

The sound of the implosion was heard on the surface ship, sounded like a door getting slammed. The sound of the implosion also travelled 900 miles to get picked up by hydrophones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPFIRgCdQac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b7I12a8Am0

But sure, your theory holds up.

>>211459541
Yeah. Same thing as with the test footage.

Nothing... nothing... nothing... OH SHIT THAT WAS LOUD MADE ME JUMP HAHA

The possible implosion sound was heard *before* the last message. Maybe this is just due to some decoding delay in the message which was sent with an acoustic signal traveling at the speed of sound. This might mean the implosion occurred with no warning and a routine message from the crew.

https://youtu.be/pZCdBFwekcg

>>211459749
No there were constant noises, Stockton even commented on it. He called it seasoning the sub. He was spiritually black.

>>211453023
Tbf I wouldn't be getting on a Starship anytime soon either

>>211459835
Yeah but those noises were there during every dive. You can even hear them in the videos that OceanGate released themselves. Rush probably said that it's normal, don't worry.

People who think that the popping and cracking sounds got louder and more frequent before the implosion... Carbon fiber doesn't work like that. And life is not a Hollywood movie. Go watch the videos of their scale model tests. Everything is normal until BANG.

>>211456044
Was Don posting ever a thing?

>>211460038
Difference being is that Starship is under development. The better comparison is whatever the fuck sub Stockton had with SpaceX's Dragon. If given the chance, everybody and their dog would go on a Dragon in a heartbeat and it would actually be SAFE.

>>211453158
Oh that means it's safe then, right?

>>211454490
>an heros journey

>>211455437
I like the French man’s daughter

>>211455437
You need some new glasses.

>>211455475
fucking narc's

>>211458544
surely, satan

>>211460109
Those were rapid pressurization tests inside a chamber. If you're sitting inside it you're definitely going to hear it.

>>211460565
They heard the same kind of popping and cracking sounds as on every dive.

Haven’t seen a single take on how it was probably a clever way to fake your death for some billionaires. Reminds me of the noise created for the Epstein didn’t kill himself bullshit. The debate rages loudly but both sides go off the fundamental worldview that he is in fact dead. It is extremely probable that he’s not dead and that people in those positions will be protected.

Same with this stupid sub story. Even the Titanic itself was a false flag psyop so the whole thing is super fishy. Seeing a whole thread rage back and forth over their hubris and no one is considering this shit is a cover

>>211460618
Yeah, like James Cameron said, that's not supposed to happen, at all, ever lol. Watch his 60 minutes Australia interview, it's great.

>>211452570
the fact that he kept going down time after time when he could hear the hull splitting and cracking every time was just absolute insanity

>>211460640
oh we got another
>every significant world event is a psyop
poster

>>211460727
But it did happen every time. On all previous dives.

So if you think they were sitting there shitting their pants, knowing that they would die any second, you're flat out wrong. They had no idea. They might have been nervous just like Rush was during his test dive. But not panicking.

>>211460109
>Everything is normal until BANG.

yep if you watch those tests you can see it takes a fraction of a second for the people to react to the bang. In an implosion you'd be meat paste by then.

I remember when this story first broke there were people here begging for the governments to send rescue and how they were tracking how much air as left. And the whole fucking time the surface folks and the navy and coast guard knew it imploded and were playing kabuki theatre.

How much money was wasted on a "rescue operation"?

>>211460410
based hag enjoyer

>put in noise sensors to track the cracks to determine when the hull might collapse
>get spooked by the surprise *BANG* every time the test hull collapsed
Someone probably should have noticed this.

>>211452971
The CEO of my company is pretty much the same but with tech. We building some technology that he wants to work because it'll cut server cost by 3x. Problem is that it causes some unforeseen issues. Thinks people will be fine with it because it solves an expense issue. Which makes no sense because most servers are only 3 cent more expensive per CCU. Everyone is fucking calling it retarded but he'll keep going. People got fired for trying to manage his expectations that the consumers won't be as happy with the negatives. This doc really opened my eyes how fucking jewishly lucky some people are with their money.

>>211460807
the hull was seasoning

>>211451196 (OP)
it was really boring
basically stockston big ego, fini

>>211461173
Somebody probably did notice and got fired for it.

>>211461173
people did, but there was a company culture of firing anyone who argued the point, and he did the firings in front of the rest of the workshop so they all saw what happened to dissenters.

it was brought up in the first 20 minutes or so of the doc

They stopped using the real-time monitoring system after this

>>211460913
Well the jeet son said from the beginning that it was retarded yet his dad pressured him into coming along.

>>211453737
Captain Smith was leagues less irresponsible than Rush was. I'd go so far as to argue even the same for Ismay and the other White Star Line people.

>>211451196 (OP)
The toilet is what I'm the most interested in. Wouldn't the shit spill out when the sub was toppled over? Did the passengers have to cram around the shitter to look out the view port? What if someone wanted to hog the view port by taking a shit and sitting there for hours? Was there a procedure to deal with that?

>>211458584
First they were converted into gas, then into plasma

Wypipo be seasonin' dey subs

Wears heart rate watch during trial

>>211455241
Same reason entirety of India jerks Israel on Twitter

>>211451196 (OP)
This you?

>>211458584
Bodies are paste maybe except bones, teeth fillings and very hard plastic parts of the inside

>>211461820
>The toilet is what I'm the most interested in.

The dives were like 8hrs hopefully there was no #2 in the toilet.

>>211462208
I dunno, 8 hours is a lot of time. I wonder if it smelled like shit in the entire sub after someone used it. It would certainly make the experience of witnessing the wreck of the Titanic less magical.

>>211460109
netflix doc showed conclusively that after the 80th dive, when they mentioned a particularly loud bang on ascent (not even under extreme pressure they were like 10 feet deep according to a """mission specialist"""), the "acoustic monitoring system" showed a MASSIVE upswing in pops after that point in subsequent dives.

rush's monitoring system would have actually prevented the inevitable implosion if they had reacted to it, as insane as that is (it's demonstrated that they are NEVER aware of when the ultimate implosion is coming in all tests despite having an acoustic monitoring system rigged up for all of them, basically meaning the monitoring system is useless) but in the larger, utilized version of the craft, it actually did show a significant jump in carbon fiber failure events. they just straight up ignored it at that point, which is truly incredible but not shocking when you see what an ass the man was.

but to be clear, the popping and cracking sounds were demonstrably more frequent (an order of magnitude more frequent) and consistently at the loudest pops recorded previously in every single dive after the 80th, so no, based on actual data, you are definitively wrong. the fact that you assume you know more about how carbon fiber behaves under pressure, when literally every single person in the doc mentions specifically that nobody knows exactly how it will behave BECAUSE NOBODY HAS DONE IT BEFORE really speaks to how fucking confidently stupid the average person "weighing on" on this shit, and any major event really, truly is.

They saw something next to the titanic that exposed that it was bombed.
They were pasted soon after.

>>211460813
the world being chaotic is scary, you have to cut them some slack. their conspiracy theory safe space is the only thing keeping them from wetting their pants on a daily basis.

>>211461688
it was extremely telling when he got spooked at ~3900m in the original test in the bahamas. clearly he would have wanted to hit 4k to prove it could handle it but lost his nerve because of the constant popping, it's possible even the crack they eventually found happened during this dive. then he comes up immediately trying to spin it "see i did 3939m because this is dive 39 i did that on purpose. i bet they'll say its not really 4k, well i say "fuck you!" hahahahah! let's just say i did 4k" i mean i'm clearly making fun of him but he basically says exactly this. it's fucking mental.

>>211462467
The monitoring system was programmed to alert them if the sound was 5% louder than during previous dives at the same depth. If you think a 5% louder sound would have been worse than the popping heard during the test dive, well...

>>211458584
>the time taken to impact those areas
Why would those areas be harder to reach? You eat the force of the weight of the entire water column above you to your face and its gonna get your skull too. You think if a high speed train could brake to a full stop the instant after hitting you that your skeleton would be just fine?

>>211462969
the audio monitoring system was literally designed to record all auditory events occurring within the hull itself
>>211461688
this post shows what that data looked like up until the time they started ignoring it shortly before the implosion. it logged every single event and that caterpillar looking monstrosity on dive 82 is composed of what had previously been single spikes as seen in 80. it was seriously delaminating at that point and would have been noticeably, pants-shittingly louder and more frequent than ever before. it's not about how the alert was set up, and i'm not even sure where/how you got that info, it was about the actual data they were logging, retard.

Fucking would

Stockton was suicidal and wanted to poetically “go down with the ship” and needlessly murdered 4 people.

>>211460370
ay

>thinking Stockton is really dead and didn't simply fake his own death to escape his debts, quite possibly jettisoning to safety in an even smaller, 1-man escape pod submarine

Can't crush the Rush

>>211465491
What a fucking bitch! Hopefully this ended her media career.

>>211456131
Can you even see anything in the darkness. I mean how good are their lights.

>>211466824
where did he hide it

>>211466324
it's a very long route to take to kill yourself

>>211467539
>where did he hide it
Do you think he really spent all his money on one dinky submarine, anon?

>>211452570
I think this guy believed in quantum suicide. Somewhere out there, Stockton is in his own timeline, piloting every dive and defying every scientific explanation for why his sub isn't imploding.

>>211465491
1) He couldn't afford it, this shit was bankrupting him, it's one reason he NEEDED it to work so bad.
2) The rich already contribute far more than the poor to taxes both as a portion of their wealth and in total.
3) There are only 500 billionaires in the US and most are only close to 1 billion dollars. There are no trillionaires. Not many people have enough money SAVED to spend to make a dent on anything, let alone generate that much wealth to tax in a single year. Nothing bad is happening to you because a couple guys can afford to go to space. The worst thing rich people do is exerting influence over politics, not spending their money in other ridiculous ways.

>>211462443
>8 hours is a lot of time
most people shit one a week.

>>211467539
IRL Absolutely Safe Capsule

>>211467539
>withstands up to 9.3 tons of compressive pressure
>Titan imploded under 40,000 tons of pressure

>>211462548
true

>>211469408
so tape 4 together retard

>>211453158
No it didn't. The first hull cracked and had to be replaced.

>the one window is right over a shitbox

>>211462443
>8 hour dive
>passanger shits 20 minutes into the dive

>>211468558
If you're only shitting once a week you need to see a doctor immediately

>>211469408
what did (((science))) tell you that? bet you heard it from some old white guy with a calculator

>>211451196 (OP)
>documentary clearly states stockton was a retarded psychopath
>make fun of him for getting an aerospace college degree but having no idea what he's doing
>he would get all pissy anytime anyone expressed any doubts about his insane ideas
>fired everyone who really questioned anything or brought up any problems, including every important person like the engineers
>those absolutely terrifying sounds of it cracking and breaking literally every single dive even the shallow ones
>not only tries to sue the scottish engineer but tries to ruin his entire life and take him for everything he's worth just cause he pointed out how unsafe this is
>some youtuber almost went on a dive but it didn't happen and he 100% would have died if he did cause they had zero successful dives that season and the only dive they did at the end was the implosion
>nah i'm not gonna die it's fine nobody is gonna die
This whole thing was hilarious.

>>211451196 (OP)
They have mastered the True Crime genre but they are moving too fast and cutting corners.

The OJ, Gilgo Beach, Osama bin Laden, OKC bomber, etc have been woefully short. Either movie length or 3 episodes.

Should be 8 episodes minimum. And fewer interviews with faggots and women.

>>211465491
Based woman

>>211474004
>we need more filler!!
kys

>>211460640
meds

>>211466324
No but ph seemed to be.

>>211468558
I used to think that was normal too.

>>211456131
lel wut small world

>>211453158
not bad if you compare it to nasas space program with the shuttles challenger, etc.

>>211474581
I said it's already full of filler. If it's a 3 - parter the 2nd episode is always pure filler.

It looks like a giant Fleshlight