>Americans blow a fuse when a guy mows their lawn
Why?

But how would you feel if your Father did come back from the store?

It was a power move. Only men will understand not women or zoomer faggots

>>211451293 (OP)
Because of the implication.

>>211451293 (OP)
It's emasculating.

>>211451352
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>>211451549
He did manual labour for free. What's the problem? I'd love it if someone did that for me.

>>211451595
and that's why your ancestor's genetics end with you.

>>211451595
It indirectly implies that Marty can not take care of or tend to his own family's needs.

>>211451293 (OP)
>americans when someone mows the lawn.

>>211451293 (OP)
It’s literally a Kingpin reference

>>211451293 (OP)
Marty was a retard insecure over Rust being better looking, more competent as a detective and in general more control as a man

>>211451781
What?

>>211451293 (OP)
marty was insecure that Rust was going to fuck his wife, despite the fact that he was already a serial cheater. These fears later proven to be correct, though ultimately it would've never happened if wasn't cheating on her to begin with. truly poetic

>>211451740
/thread

>>211451981
>though ultimately it would've never happened if wasn't cheating on her to begin with
pure speculation.

>>211451926
In kingpin, starring woody, they make a joke about a man not mowing his own lawn and I’m almost 100% positive it’s a reference to that

>>211451926
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh0BiWk2KV8
For a long time I thought I was the only retard who nooticed it

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>>211451740
Lmao you mutts are reading way too much into this

>>211452250
>too stupid to understand a highschool level metaphor

>>211452250
How can you be so obtuse?

>>211452250
I'm gonna mow your wife's lawn now. :^)

>>211451293 (OP)
mow my lawn might as well fuck my wife after

>>211451293 (OP)
It's not for him to mow

>>211451293 (OP)
>marty was paranoid for thinking rust would fuck his wife
>rust fucked his wife later
uhm

>>211451293 (OP)
its the same idea as when tony soprano got pissed when his daughters boyfriend payed for the bill at dinner

>>211455700
if you insist...

>>211451293 (OP)
don't know don't care I only watched the Mammario scene

>>211451293 (OP)
He enjoyed mowing his own lawn. Rust likely had a non-preferred way of mowing lawns.

>>211451293 (OP)
>>211451595
>>211452250


imagine how you would feel if your mommy invited some random dude to clean your room while you were out getting tendies. You come home, and all your stuff has been messed with. Some guy you don't even know, has been in your most intimate private place, and he's changed things the way he thinks they should be. You werent asked nor consulted, some woman just let him walk into your life and leave his mark on your stuff. He silently judged your hobbies, your lifestyle, and hes going to tell all his friends about how much of a loser you are because he saw the things you thought nobody would ever see. You've been metaphorically violated, and once everyone knows it, they will never respect you ever again.

>>211451293 (OP)
>non-Americans are buckbroken cuckolds
Unprecedented.

>>211451981
>marty was insecure that Rust was going to fuck his wife, despite the fact that he was already a serial cheater
BECAUSE of that fact. He knows he'd take the opportunity to go over and fuck some guy's neglected wife given half the chance, so he projects his behaviour onto Rust. Of course, Rust later DOES fuck Maggie, so I guess the real message was that nobody would be able to resist cumming in Michelle Monaghan given the chance (this is accurate I can confirm).

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>>211454928
getting cucked and bbc are the two biggest things on the mutt's mind.

30 SECONDS IN AND OUT

>>211458313
that butt

I had to explain this to my girlfriend, so I told her it'd be like if she came home one day to find another girl making dinner for us. She still didn't understand (because she does not cook).

>>211458313

That’s about how long I would last. If that.

>>211458386
>she does not cook
mmmh, are you sure about you and her

>>211451293 (OP)
Right, he "mowed" his "lawn."

>>211456149
which is?

>>211451981
He was more projecting onto Rust because to make himself feel better he assumes Rust doing a nice thing actually has an ulterior motive to fuck his wife because that’s what Marty would do.
Marty was also wildly insecure but it was mostly just projection.

>>211451293 (OP)
I don't mow my lawn anymore. I just let the grass and bushes grow... I occasionally go outside with an axe and hew problematic plants down.

>>211458313
31 more seconds than Marty

>>211458731
it's actually better for nature to leave it like that.

>>211456371
>Rust likely had a non-preferred way of mowing lawns.
what method did marty use?

>>211458282
Pretty sure you just described your little third world brain, buddy. Along with Americans themselves, that's all you retards ever think about.

>>211458938
Marty: mowing it in circles from edges to the middle
Rust: mentally dividing the lawn in different sections, then going through them one by one

>>211451774
Boy in this movie is hella cute.

>>211456061
It wouldn't have happened if he was a better husband and father, that's find of the whole point. Marty has failed as a man is projecting his failures onto Rust and his family.

>>211459039
I'm a 45 degree angle man myself, my neighbor is a straight line kinda guy. Makes for dramatic arguments between us but we respect each other at the end of the day because we take care of our lawns. The guy that makes his teenage son mow the lawn is a true enemy to us.

>>211459522
>It wouldn't have happened if he was a better husband and father, that's find of the whole point
Plenty of men are good to their families/wives and wife still manages to cheat.

My dad never let me mow the lawn, or learn to do any handywork around the house when I was a kid.
I hate that boomer fuck so much for it, and he wonders why I cut contact.
Maybe if he did anything with me ever, instead of coming home drunk and beating my mom, and ignoring us all other times.

>>211456430
>imagine how you would feel if your mommy invited some random dude
mmmm... some folks call it a slingblade, i calls it a kaiserblade.... ayup....

>>211460027
Sad to hear that.

>>211460027
My dad was the opposite, completely overbearing and forced me to do everything, while my friends were enjoying summers I was reroofing or siding the house and never getting to sleep past 7am. Screamed and hit me if I didn't do well in sports and didn't allow me to do anything he wasn't good at. I don't talk to him much either. I'm sure there are decent dad's somewhere in the middle but not ours. Sorry friend

>>211451293 (OP)
he insulted him a little bit

>>211451293 (OP)
Why the fuck do you assume only Americans would get pissed at this? I sure would, I mow my lawn, no other does. Its my lawn, my property, my responsibility. Someone else did it would insult my ability to do something as simple as take care of my own home's upkeep. If you can't grasp that, you're done.

>>211451293 (OP)
OP is clearly not American and just would never understand because he has no lawn

>>211451740
this guy understood

>>211451293 (OP)
they also blow a fuse if you attack their globohomo values

>>211451293 (OP)
It's a television show esl. Not real life.

>>211451293 (OP)
Depends.
Are you paying the guy to mow your lawn?
This is fine.
Do you come home and some guy you know is mowing your lawn for free?
This shit is suss as fuck.

>>211458313
He ruined his friendship just to do that?

>>211451293 (OP)
In US property law there's a concept called "adverse possession" which some people critically call daylight robbery. The idea is that if you behave as if land is yours for a long enough time by doing things such as taking care of the land or occupying it, and the actual property owner does nothing about it then eventually you acquire title to it. It's a holdover from an earlier era when the government wanted land to be settled and there weren't as good records about where property lines ended, so was more inclined to support the people actually working land than absentee landlords who had the title on paper but were so distant from it that they didn't even realize someone else was farming on their land for years. It was also a way of settling boundary disputes between landowners, with the person who had been working the land being entitled to it, even if it was questionable whether it had been legally theirs originally.

But in the modern day, if someone just starts mowing your lawn without asking you or you giving them permission, and they keep doing it for years, eventually they can claim ownership of it.

>>211460027
>>211460210
get a room you yappin no father havin clowns

>>211458543
i dont know figure it out

>>211460210
>oh nos, my father made me a man, when all i wanted is to be a faggot
really sad

>>211451293 (OP)
>>Americans blow a fuse when a guy mows their lawn
i did this once, and the neighbor was legitimintly pissed.
>hey, you mow my lawn, anon? what the fuck?
>yeah, im selling my house and the realtor needed to take pictures...and your lawn/house always looks like shit
>don't do it AGAIN
sold to a black family. enjoy

>>211451293 (OP)
we like mowing our lawns, Eurocucks wouldn't get it