Breakin A Sweat Edition
>/ftl/ News Day 2:โข Daniel is leading the house through an exercise routine in the garage.
โข Conversation scenes were filmed.
โข Challenge: Dress To Impress!
โข Jet has ruled that breaking things is NOT a Day 2 activity.
โข Fans sent "Smash it!" TTS to Aryeh and Angie to break the dresser, causing Ben to come up and yell "Cringe!" at them.
โข Ellie mogs.
โข Direnc mogs.
โข Freddy mogs.
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Previously on /ftl/
>>211453307
>>211454569many are saying this
Don't forget about me... and how good you had it...
what is this weird cope dance rachael is doing
Which wigger is going to fuck Rachel?
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Jet's Fuck-a-Fan Show
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>audio in the garage is still dogshit
>>211454599Nobody liked Binx except for ten freaks on /bant/. Fuck off.
lmao, fucking whale songs
>He then cast nonfans and saw he had no control over them and got NO pussy
fax
>>211454625why aren't millennial white women capable of taking care of their bodies?
>>211454628for a real neptunian experience
How have the Luke sightings been?
>>211454625She looks like Debra Morgan
>>211454628they ran out of money to put a carpet and $30 of foam on the walls
>>211454645thought this was a jet deepfake before i opened it
first full day, on a weekend where most people will be able to tune in, and its already nontent.
>>211454617Top 5 Fishtank moment.
Literally one of the hardest I've ever laughed.
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>>211454630EXTREMELY grim
>>211454651Not only that he also fired Luca because the S3 girls were attracted to him.
>>211454599I read binx threads on bant and laugh because you guys get emotional and cry about messing things up with her and thinks she hates you when all you did was send a chat she read
This guy can't remember his name but we need this guy he did something chuds find funny or something
>>211454689>88pbtidGood god.
Is the fat bitch playing it up for clips or actually leaving today?
>>211454620>a hecking man is doing a hecking sex>cancel him sistersThe world needs more weinstein kino and less ugly tranny anti-kino.
reminder to CLOSE THE STREAM when it's nontent. don't let them have idle viewcounts
is freddy impersonating daniel? is that the challenge?
>>211454695They need to bring in a whole squad of S-tier freeloaders to gas this tank up
>>211454681>Hangman>Rice counting>Fashion contest>group workout now THIS is Fishtank
now that nothing is really happening
whats the verdict
ellie or angelina?
>>211454720me watching fishtank
Jobe
Luke
Burt
Need i say more
>>211454731I want to cum on their feet.
>>211454645she only did crack 7 times and hasnt even done it for a couple of years now
>>211454715Should we be closing out of PPV too? I would not be surprised if the wiggers had a method to see how many viewers are over there to add it to their metrics.
>>211454731Angelina, Ellie is nontent
nap time for a couple of the ladies :)
Please production please tell me this isnt it,
theres got to be something youre hiding from the fans
>>211454731both at the same time
Did they specifically pick the S1 house again so they could say "see we told you guys S1 wasn't as good as you remember" when it inevitably flops again?
>>211454752ellie has no feet pics
shes saving them for marriage
https://x.com/Broderline89/status/1933706639573450804
she's getting the simps this season
>>211454731both are good imo
>>211454520 (OP)everybody needs to spend all their TTS and season pass money on FishToys to send Rachel snacks. Fatten that piggie right up and then kick her off the show
>>211454770theres a twist coming on week 2
Imagine if jobe was here how much better it would be
nap time for a couple of the ladies :)
Why would you cast an 18 year old high schooler? Shit seems weird.
>>211454731Ellie is an actual demon who is hiding her power level
Angelina is the run of the mill e-girl camwhore
>>211454720Isnt she in her 20s wtf
Can you send tts without a season pass?
>everybody needs to spend all their TTS and season pass money on FishToys to send Rachel snacks. Fatten that piggie right up and then kick her off the show
>>211454787I just need to see Fatty harass her before she leaves
>>211454720Lord have mercy
>>211454796rachel lookin trim here ngl
>>211454782ALL will show feet sooner or later. And when they do anon will be there.
>>211454731Big White Cock
Send the high schooler home and initiate the throw it back olympics
>>211454731Jets building a harem off the goodwill of Samโs fans. Reprobate snake.
>>211454792Jet, I WILL fuck your sister
>>211454801fuck out my ear dude
>>211454812i hope not i want this to be as jewish and "buy enough handbags to be allowed to buy this handbag" as possible kek
ellie is an 11th grader. she wears a backpack to school and has a locker and everything.
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Show those ebitches how a real woman works a pole, drench those hoes
>>211454801she was the last minute replacement. jet just picked the hottest girl no questions asked
>>211454847This is pretty weird
>>211454847Was she held back jej
>>211454829haven't seen an Aryeh pic yet
>>211454825>ALL will show feet sooner or later. And when they do anon will be there.how if ellie never takes off her socks?
even when she sleeps she leaves them on and she gets changed in the closet or bathroom
>>211454792yeah it would be great to see these retards onions face over Jobe the faggot
>>211454616s3 is the thinking man's favorite season
>>211454837He's like the fat nerdy werewolf guy from the Wolf Sensei loli hentai.
>>211454847she is 18 and you american where you need to be 21 to hold hands and 16 to server israel?
>>211454855is this analog hart?
bill ottman in the school pickup line
wtf how did they manage to get the stripe to line up?? lol total accident right?
>>211454881built for catching and ripping one of your pube hairs out
>>211454865unlikely because asian. just has a birthday close to the cutoff age for schools in california. 19 year olds graduating without being held back is not unheard of but is rare
>>211454881Built for Big Jet Cock
Ellie is to fuck and Angie is to make sweet love to in the missionary position and marry
>>211454684BUILT for punches to the back of the head
>>211454897cameraman nico
Shit sucks, bring Jobe on
>>211454901they took the photos on a white background then masked out the contestants and put the stripe in
>>211454901holy stripe...
>>211454796This is sad, wish we had a pasture raised cam
Was the workout worth watching I was gooning to feet
>>211454881Made for Swedish breeding studs
Daniel isnโt a funny sperg
>>211454901put X of tape on the floor, camera stationary on tripod. contestants stand on the X for the photo.
>>211454684That canthal tilts right to hell
>>211454599Single worst thing about season 3 was binx/mizzy (same person)
>>211454901Ben made them stand there and he took a wide image. Its just cropped to make the line line up...
>>211454960dan the man is a sleeper, hes gonna chad up before he leaves
Btw Jobe is coming just fucking with you fags. This is the torture the audience season but for real this time.
Usually people are overreacting but this is 1/10 so far.
>>211454892She's still in Highschool.
How Jet stalks girls online is like how niggers hang around High schools creeping on students.
>>211454971*looks around*
*gets removed*
>>211454950no but you were dumb enough to take the bait
>>211454940No. Nothing happened, the cam angle was shit, audio quality was also shit.
Jin is obviously the marky poster they got on
>>211454937i hope that's just their dining room and they have a big pasture to run around and play in
Audio in the garage was abhorrent
>>211454976he's already chad he just literally doesn't care
he needs a woman who yearns to have bionicles in her pussy
>>211454901>how did they manage to get the stripe to line up??sam's 250k art degree
>>211454971He broke the tank, Jet will never recover from this.
>>211454783I kneel sensei Jet-san.
>>211454971forgot about this guy at first
>>211454793Her lashes look like bugs
>>211454995Daniel also hinted at accusations about Jet earlier lol
>>211454793she looks like some sort of starcraft zerg unit, but sexo
My sister is kinda hot wtf
How is it that the stripper is the most family oriented and educated out of all the women in the house. Every guy seems to like her and she didn't try to fuck anyone yet
has ellie showed her soft asian teen soles yet?
>>211454817Rachel would absolutely mog Fatty.
>>211454908i thought this, but someone said she was born in april
>>211454971sooner or later god'll cut you down ~
>>211454967Sorry, I made a mistake. I meant to say single BEST thing about season 3 was binky
>>211454802>Ellie is an actual demon who is hiding her power levelsaying things like this is really gay. she's a retarded neglected teenager who spends too much time online.
now that all the girls socials were leaked the show is boring af
what do we do now?
ellie eats lunch in a cafeteria on a tray and pays for it by putting in her lunch pin
>>211454992boring nontent
>>211454994>>211454966Not even the fatty did something chuckle worthy? rough
Did Josie escape the plantation or is she just big pissin?
>>211454645She actually grew on me after her confessional
Going from famous house back to business as usual fish tank is just depressing
The mde boys becoming such humorless tards that they nearly fumbled having burt dropped in their laps to bray disingenuously about demons and jesus should have made it obvious how things would go but I am still disappointed
>>211455029SCIENCE FICTION
DOUBLE FEATURE
>>211455004Even deeper lore?
>>211454937Bro itโs sad as fuck Iโm glad someone else said that too
They got acres to roam out where Iโm at they have a good life, well taken care of
>>211454883Kino Slowburners VS Content Sloppers
>there's still 6 weeks left of this shit
>>211455029How would getting a blowjob from a girl with braces feel?
>>211455023she's the only non-american girl
makes you think
>>211454901Does it show their horoscopes
>>211455028She would try to suck up to him, and it would work for while until he turns on her like he does every woman on the show.
>>211454866dude has zero aura, he cannot compete with shinji
>>211454901Insider here, I feel safe leaking this now: each house has a different set of fish - S1 house is orange, S2 house blue and S3 house red. Look at the stripes at the fishes pics.
>>211455074lmao for you maybe
>>211455077normal if you keep your pubes trimmed
>>211455029I hope Jet cut his penis on these.
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DEPLOY BRIAN NOW
>>211455077virgin all of highschool? got it
>>211455077had an ex with braces. it hurt pretty bad when they caught on my shit. she was a freak though so it made up for it.
>>211455021Honestly surprised she isn't gay
>>211455076Sam saying "you only have 3 more years of being attractive" was a big blunder, she got a huge confidence boost because she read it as "I'm attractive right now"
>>211454825ellie is taylor 2.0
you will never see her feet
>>211455092no those colors are in the bedrooms already
How can you not love Direnc
>angie do something
>runs around like josie
>takes chair downstairs to spin around like josie
HATE this bitch like you wouldn't believe
>>211454984Weโre no longer watching, threads better. Get a steady girlfriend faggot. Stop dipping your pen in the company ink.
daniel is really not nearly as funny as i thought he'd be
>>211454792 Many are saying this
>>211454987it's especially weird because it would be very obvious that she was in highschool by her social media but he was just like "ahh probablly old pics she said she 18 right? she's hot, get her on"
>>211455103>does heroin with angie
>>211454796Cows are objectively a kino animal
>kinda cute in a big lumbering way >milk is delicious >burgers are delicious When you think about it, the cow is the perfect animal
>>211455077it would be extremely painful
>we will never get kino where an indian man wanders from room to room making nonsensical arguments until it almost comes to blows and goran has to separate them
>>211455069one of creature's friends
was sent into season 3 cell for like an hour just to bring piss into the mix
They should've done Famous House again, watching unaware people figure out it isn't a real show then freak out when the reveal happens was great
Remember when Alex's wife came in and pulled binxs hair after Alex huffed her ass. S4 will never teach those heights
>>211455023Reminds me of the pimp who taught his hoe's to cook
This is unwatchable.
When do Josh block, Andy dick, and ice get here?
>>211455004Wyatt marky posted when he was in The cell
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749924734716039.mp4
>>211455129TTS should just constantly give her more Josie things to do and remind her to be more like Josie
>>211455103it would be kino if they bring actionman on the show and he just completely ignores ellie like she doesnt exist
>>211455141DANT WARRY ABOUT IT
>>211455145they can't do it again because last time they got the cops called on them by the contestants
>>211455145We can only dream. At least this season isn't scripted like S2.
>>211455151After Bam Margera shows up
>>211455138youโre right but youโre very lucky the jeets are asleep they only fuck them
>>211455072fuck I forgot about Burt splashing his face like this
I can't believe this BPD Angelica bitch said her bf "abused her" just cuz he gave her a donkey punch, not his fault her asshole is loose and he needed it to tighten up a bit.
GET THE FATSO OUT SHE NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP
>ellies What I Did for Summer Vacation essay is about fishtank and jet trying to fuck her
>>211455151Need Cyraxx or Jummane this season
She's the main character of season 4 and she knows it
Is he the worse showrunner in the history of cinema?
what did daniel scream about before they left the garage
>>211455140You're a big guy ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
The Binx Guard has arrived to support our QUEEN!
>>211455152lol based markyposters
>>211455141I remember when there were like 4 nights in a row where Alex, Simbal and Connor all got drunk and fought about different shit.
>>211455074>>211455093I am already just thread watching, I'll check out highlights if something good is mentioned here.
>>211455186"lose some fucking weight" to rachel
>>211455182alpha body language
Jobe but burting off but also Jimmy doing Fortnite dances while tay looks at the camera and soys
>>211455186told rachel to quit being fat
This season has already had more hilarious moments than any other, and itโs only day 2 lmao. I donโt know how jet does it.
>>211455158>it would be kino if they bring actionman on the showKill yourself
>>211454901>this gets posted>ben comes up and gets aryehs pic
>>211455192average fishtank poster on the right
>>211455163well give the cops a heads up on everything in case it happens again
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Send him in
>>211455186something about marky thompson? idk i didn't get the reference
>>211455177she was literally doing her homework earlier this morning lmao
Jin is the better autist imo
>>211455072you forgot to greentext your irony
>Arya walking around barefooted all the time
so disgusting, Jimmy did the same thing
>>211455141Kino
Symbol was a great villian
angie trying to be the center of attention but still managing to relegate herself to the background is fucking rough and makes me feel bad
her bf needs to hit her more though
>>211454971He's lower down on the iceberg for sure. This dude is a deep cut. Gone as quick as he came.
>>211455152Oh shit I missed this. I thought he was just kicked over the piss bottle thing lmao
>>211454901>production only realized they forgot to take a pic of Aryeh because of this postNEPTROON DROP THE GALAXY GAS, GET OUT OF THIS THREAD AND MAKE A GOOD SHOW FOR ONCE
>>211455163Only from the pedo. Just don't cast a pedo.
>>211455211This so much this and they all chant "think it dream it do it"
>>211455146I was glued to my screen. I was meeting my friends and I ended up being like an hour late because I didnt want to leave the house. I wasnt even posting. Im not much a of a reality tv guy but I wouldnt be surprised if thats one of the best moments in all of the genre's history
>>211455206more like body screaming
>>211455142Thanks, Iโm filing this under the subject โPeePee PooPooโ
>>211455211AI fishtank circa 2028
This season has already had more hilarious moments than any other, and itโs only day 2 lmao. I donโt know how jet does it.
People think jet is some meta god but he legit laughs at
>>211455245WE CONTROL THE ACTION
>>211455260Haha, totally! I can't stop laughing!
>>211455234Same with Jon, it's a tism thing I swear
>>211455141>Simbal's arguments were so ridiculous it made luca break characters. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749924952224734.mp4
>>211455223so he can cry again?
>>211455234Is it an autism thing? do they hate socks?
Why is this bitch wearing a Fishtank shirt on Fishtank?
>>211455260>This season has already had more hilarious moments than any other, and itโs only day 2 lmao. I donโt know how jet does it.theres so many moments i cant even think of a single one
>>211454695KICK
PUNCH
IT'S ALL IN THE MIND
>>211455217NOOOOOOOOOOO HE ISN'T DRUG ADDICT WIGGER OBSSESSED WITH CLOTHING DEAR FUCKING GOD NOOOOOOO PLEASE DO NOT PUT HIM ON THE SHOW NOOOO
bill ottman when he gets told ellie OD'd at the wigger date rape afterparty and now he has to flee the country agian
>>211455154Activate goblin mode
>>211455260Jet is just an unrivaled artistic genius, avant-garde even
why doesn't this camwhore disgust him?
Woah why is Jin stox at 2 bucks?
>>211455281SEXO SEXO SEXO
drench's shoe being untied is triggering me
SIMBAL DON'T TOUCH
SIMBAL DON'T TOUCH
SIMBAL DON'T TOUCH
>>211455274shes as fat as a billboard
honestly the wiggers dont even seem in to it, its like they're going through the motions.
>ellie can't stream tonight because she needs to finish her book report on the great gadsby
>>211455246>Simmons>Lubecooch>Brandon>Jin>hosted by Sam HydeHaving a pedo in the cast is tradition
>>211455103who is this guy? i watched the clip where he says hes a jew but never heard of him
just some gay streamer?
>>211455260I havent laughed out loud yet, I had a few chuckles
its day 2 and background noise, idc about what anyone has to say outside Jin
>>211454984Stopped watching. I only goon to your sister and reply to the threads.
>>211455296She does, but he likes it
footchads we are winning right now
go to living room cam
>>211455269>>211455273I never wear socks when im at home, as a kid i despised the feel of all socks on my feet except for one brand. to this day I only use wear that brand socks. I was never diagnosed with tism, but im postingg this on /tv/ so make of that what you will
>>211455270>were so ridiculous>the indian sees no trouble with toilet clothes
>>211455283thatโs exactly what he is, and we already have one of those
weโve met our quota
>Ridgehead doesn't wear shoes because he can't tie them
>>211455323the worst types of people like this behavior
>>211455296Cause she's real. She's not fat, not pandering to simps, not just a boring pretty face. She's an authentic classy whore.
SWAB (Simbal Was Always Based)
Any ideas for good freeloaders?
>>211455335she needs to show tummy more
>>211455342you got a touch of 'tism
>>211455273the autistic brain is blowing up 24/7
some extra sensations on the feet distract it
if not that then spinning in a chair, fidgeting, or giving someone a complete history of the federal reserve
What's Sams obsession with trying to keep people from "having a dead end shitty job".
most people aren't capable of anything more even if they tried.
A shitty job and a family is the peak of what like 95% of the world can and should strive for.
>>211455323lmao daniel just standing there completely still
Guinness world record for squandering a 50k viewer premier
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Reminder. You haven't seen anything yet...
my nigga got LOCKED IN when the feet came out
>>211454630>Nobody liked Binx except for ten freaks on /bant/. Fuck off.That's basically 40% of the /ftl/ posters though.
>>211455246It's a pedo show
>>211455296she is the least autistic and terminally online.
>>211454890claire described giving a blowjob to jet as this picture btw
>>211455335It should have been me sleeping in the same room with her
>rowling became a terf
>simply wants true feminine spaces and pushes back against trans movement
>WHY DID SHE LOSE HER MIND??
........
>>211455354i like it because it's very obviously obnoxious and it makes everyone else mad
>>211455296freddy and wrench are the most grounded real people in the tank
>>211455323>my goblin squire can't be this cute
>>211455327i like how each season proves sam is the only pedo
>>211455400still not sure if the production thought connor was hitting jobe for real lol
>what do you guys think of JK Rowling?
>great books...
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>moderate to severe
kek
ROASTED that dumb whore bitch
>>211455373his fixation on becoming โadvice dadโ and constant pearl clutching has gotten really old
jay dyer and chuck gave him legitimate brain aids, he canโt even do a live show without talking about that shit anymore
>>211455265they'll never top it and they know it, hence why they're getting these freaks in for s4. famous house ruse was their peak
>>211455405This is what you get for teaching women to read.
>>211455141DUN WURRY ABOUT ET BITCH
OHHH MY GOD
is there really no one openly right wing in this house?
>>211455361KEEP YOUR DIRTY HANDS OUT OF MY WIFE
>>211455323I hate that I love her
>>211455283Dude do you even know who ac7 is? Heโs a heroin junkie obsessed with rappers. He is incredibly unlikeable. And this isnโt even including the fact heโs a Jew who gets mad at even the slightest jokes
>>211455427boring but two hot asian girls
>>211455335la creatura...
>>2114554274/10
would be 6 if it was a new house
>>211455427It just plummeted to a 4 with this retarded obese COW compulsively trying to dunk on Rowling for not being a tranny worshiping freak while calling herself "a moderate"
>>211455361>gets the cold shoulder>converts it into a back rubSimbal had advanced jiu-jeetsu skills
when does Ellie say troon while looking directly at the camera?
>>211455141Honestly, one of Jet's biggest blunders this season is not casting an Indian. It's instant gold.
>>211454520 (OP)Why are they even filming scenes if they all know what Fishtank is already?
I don't get the joke
>>211455438These are Fishtank fans, not MDE fans
ary believes we need to leave trannies alone
>>211455451What'd they do now?
>>211455412freddy is not grounded that dude is going to fly off the handle first of all the dudes guaranteed
>>211455400>>211455366Production got worked so hard lmao
>>211455405the thing is rowling is still a massive libtard that doesnt even dislike troons she just cares about womens issues
why do american girls wear blankets like clothes?
>>211455411top fuckin kek
I'll just say this once now that i'm drunk. Fucking high class escorts is a fucking based. you are fucking losers for shitting on jin for that. Sam was actually wrong about this. +$1k/h whores are cleaner than your average cunt. You are all fucking losers.
>>211455427better than 1 and 2, worse than 3 by heaps
Smell and lick this or Sam will kill you. What you doing??
>>211455330I died scream laughing at jin pissing in the closet
>>211455427Yesterday was pretty good but today has been boring as fuck, 6.5
>>211455405 Why does Fishtank draw so many leftists
>>211455413based gobboposter
wishing our goblin queen a smooth victory
>>211455424covid times were REALLY dark and a lot of people fixated on him for advice back then, which went to his head
>>211455476they should never talk about politics EVER
>>211455296"kind of ugly art hoe" is exactly sam's type
>>211455427Yesterday 4/5
Today so far 1/5
>>211455469We're the joke this season.
Gonna go for a shit and some juice don't go anywhere
>>211455457She's not even as moderate as Nifty, which is saying a lot.
>>211455469it's only funny for production members
>>211455427for the first day and a half from the other seasons? above average to be honest 6/10
>>211455440having only seen season 1, seeing clips from this house makes s1/s4 house seem so much more boring for the fish. the other seasons had so much more workout equipment, a skateboard, all sorts of shit to do
>>211455494Real MDE fans are woke
>>211455494Why does fishtank draw so many chuds?
>>211455438Tayleigh and Jimmy literally made fishtanks more leftwing by how cringe they were
>>211455484>Fucking high class escorts is a fucking basedooohhhh mama mia i love a the buying a pussy and a spaghetti
>someone is LE LEFTIST
god i hate politics obsessed zoomers so much
How are you enjoying the lowest-effort season yet?
>>211455427it feels like famous house 2 where nothing is happening and theres no direction
just pointless day-care level challenges with no stakes
tts is also very bad this season
this is basically a pg13 stream
>>211455504What'd they say specifically? I can't fucking hear shit
Wish I could find the pzog video of her.
>>211455517Sam knows how to milk these retards, he grew up here
>>211455480that's that pro wrestler expertise
>>211455438they didnt want chuddy types. this show doesnt need to be political. centrist types are the way to go.
>>211455490It's 2:30. Do you want them to start playing hangman again? Do you want all the girls to do their makeup in the living room for the first 6 hours of the day like s3?
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>>211455533post your rare turbos
>>211455321that was season 3
The mic in the cow room is awful, can't hear what they're saying.
>>211455427this is easily the worst cast we've had so far. i'm hoping some freeloaders come in to save it
>>211455533it starts with...
ONE COCK
>>211455484>used pussy that you pay for is better than having loving, bab ymaking, sex with your 1 body-count wife
>>211455494They think Sam Hyde is "ironic racism" like cumtown and shit like that.
>>211455523MDE has always had leftist undertones beneath the veneer of RW edge comedy
>>2114554272/10. Dead serious
>>211455524The threads haven't actually discussed this season all day today.
>>211455561>ex with your 1 body-count wifeliterally impossible in 2025
>>211455540many are saying this
>Jet stands in the only blindspot in the living room.
Jet ineptune
>>211455563left/right isnt about non-racism/racism mongoloid
>>211455484guy needed some liquid courage to post anonymously
>>211455438Radically left wing evil edgy tumblrcore bitches ARE the cwc/lolcow/fishtank audience
ANY time you think "who is the typical hardcore fan of this weird voyeuristic-boring show about absolute fucking losers being socially awkward and having drama", I want you to think of the fungus bitch who goaded CWC into fucking his ailing elder bedridden mother
Then think of a fatter uglier version of her without a rich corrupt cop dad to cover for her but also not creativity.
That is the core fanbase for lolcow drama material.
>>211454971When the show has crashed and burned Jet will look to him and say "save me" and He will whisper "no"
Jin will bench every day and only ask Ellie to spot him
>>211455548 they literally just made an ad where they sing "we can say faggot"
>>211455563cumtown was actually funny, thatโs the difference
>>211455546her friends openly support mass migration and diversity on their instagram
the idea of being a right wing grifter seems funny to her and its profitable right now
her school is also extremely liberal
Today has given me no hope with this cast
>>2114554274/10
Only because gobbo is cute
>>211455379>You haven't seen anything yet...that's true
Need an argument to happen
will my wife bliccy be making an appearance
>Jet brench pressing
good joke
Why is Jet so fucking retarded?
>>211455587Do you still think left/right is about big/small government, retard?
This isn't the 50s.
>>211455591wasn't Tayleigh the right winger who was hitting up lolcows though?
>>211455589looking at myself in the mirror and saying "you're a rockstar" to hype myself up before posting on 4chan
>>211455484your only experience being paid for isn't based
>>211455487worst post in /ftl/ history
jacky
md5: 922628b09774d9c6b727954dccf4e3f7
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send her in
>THIS HOUSE WILL BURN DOWN IN THE NEXT SIX WEEKS
>>211454927>>211454899It's actually a fantastic reference but you guys will never know.
>one of you will burn down the house
>fat bitch stay off the treadmill you will break it
>>211455581When you source women like Jet. There are new 18 year old girls every day, stop being a blackpilled faggot.
>>211455637That was oddly specific foreshadowing.
>>211455427Its not good. Impossible to top s3
>>211455361Simbal no touch!
she's gonna break the nice expensive treadmill
>>211455598post her instagram
>>211455613shut up faggot i'll beat you up
>THIS HOUSE WILL BURN DOWN IN THE NEXT SIX WEEKS
>>211455494half the internet is crawling with these freaks. the only take leftists need to hear is this: keynesian economics are economic shamanism. The only reason they seem to work is because the consequences are not seen for 20-100 years depending on the size of your economy. The USD is the reserve currency of the world so they can keep printing for some more 50 years, but everything is gonna fucking blow up sooner or later. You are either useful idiots or grifters.
>>211455636YES WE NEED MORE WHORES THAT DO NOTHING ON FISHTANK
Is that Andrew Anglin in a Colin Farrell Penguin bodysuit?
nigga this whole stream is a comedy sketch
>comedy sketch rehash
and i'm out
>Creative challenges
FFS THESE ALWAYS SUCK
>comedy sketch
>no tai
>in the S1 house
>>211455597if youre a faggot maybe
Hey guys. I'm tryna get in touch with Tyler the creator so I can wear his fit next season. If any of my neet twitter followers know him hmu
>comedy sketch challenge
god damn jet you suck so much
>>211455630>only experienceheh
Fat bitch won't last 1min on the treadmill
haha i knew they were going to do the comedy sketch again. they are going to repeat every challenge from season 1 it's a "restart"
>>211455587it is in this instance
ok so the bit is we are just repeating season1.. jets gonna keep us watching waiting for the big twist reveal and its never happening is it?
I want to say this is the worst Jet has ever looked, but they say he's a 9/10 nowadays, so I can't be sure
Its actually beyond fucking over
Neptroon must hang
Four FUCKING seasons and this stupid fucking wigger STILL can't come up with any new challenges. Incredible.
I pray Jin gets to write his sketch
Based I love when they announce these challenges. Time to AFK for an hour
>>211455671This but unironically.
>>211455646>implying they don't star fucking at 12
>>211455698where did her ass go?
they really havent had an original challenge idea since season 2
>>211455698we peaked so hard with letty its all downhill from here...
Jin age range for females tts was great he like em PYT
fishtank fans read another book challenge
>>211455512You're smoking crack dude. First 3 seasons were pure kino from the jump this is shit
Are these the most creatively bankrupted guys in existence?
they should have sam hyde during this bc hes a comedian that would be so kino, idc tho great cast excited for this!
I want to see Rachael have a meltdown
>comedy sketch challenge
S1 recreation leaker anon was right
>>211455719MIZZY MIZZY MIZZY
he's not nearly as funny as i thought he'd be
THIS HOUSE WILL BURN DOWN IN THE NEXT SIX WEEKS
>>211455698she got fat and it's so sad
>>211455730compare a list of s2 challenges to a list of big brother challenges
>>211455734I just realized Luca isn't here...
Damn, he was pretty good
>>211455724Jobe era was among the worst eras of S3.
>>211455735Sorry I've never read it. Just seen the sigma edits
i don't think they got the blood meridian reference, anon
will sam show up today after the highschool situation last night?
>comedy sketch challenge
Jet wanted to remind them being on the show isn't fun.
>>211455737t. rose tinted
>Haha, it's a le rehash to trick you guys and the fish, just wait until the inevitable twist where afterwards we still have nothing planned
It will never top the Sissification of Simmons
>>211455747my friend they have done this bit on all previous seasons
Direnc and her fucking questions is really starting to get annoying. its not that serious ffs
>comedy sketch challenge
this challenge has literally never been good
>>211455764the worst parts of S3 were still hugely entertaining for me
>>211455589anon here, this is actually the only comment about this topic that has gotten to me lmaooooo
donโt burn down the house we need it for act 3
Comedy sketch challenge is always a day 2 tradition.
haha more funny jet inserts! it's so cool that it's his own show so he can always put himself on camera whenever he wants!
Why isn't there a single fish I'm a fan of yet? I liked Alex B and Burt from day 1
>>211455763i assume heโs involved somehow. he was counting down the days till the season started on his instagram stories.
>>211455591>Radically left wing evil edgy tumblrcore bitches ARE the cwc/lolcow/fishtank audiencethis, i dont understand your fixation over right wing (self insert) contestants
this shitshow is about humiliation and pushing people's borders, there is no hyde's "self improvement" dept
burt scumbag will stay as the biggest fish, this is enough of a humiliation for a right wing people
>>211455782yea but its funnier when sam hyde does it
jet is literally reading off a script lmao
Did I miss anything today?
>he's waiting for the ads to end
so freefags lose nothing?
>>211455805wow, nice rizz bro
>ads are literally more entertaining then the show
grim
>>2114554271/10. Practically unwatchable. Can only be saved by flushing the tank.
>>211455805get in there, anon
need a goblin angie gf so bad bros
>>211455816we know, you've repeated like 10 times the past 2 days
Is this the same house or not i remember that they mentioned building a whole house interior in a warehouse to avoid swatting lmfao
>>211455777>simmons jewish forskin thief bit is still the best sketch in fishtank history
>>211455808>every bad, rehashed challenge is actually just a tradition
Going from the start of S3 to this feels like vertigo. THIS feels like the first season where they are just testing things.
>>211455834the absolute state of season 4
>>211455842she blocked the guy who sent that lol
I'm glad he got better at digging
>>211455816because they're all disgusting freaks and you are used to self inserting
>>211455848same house, jin looked out window and said its a residential area and could see neighbors
>people actually hated Jobe
https://youtu.be/bhMZfEwwdHY?si=UfuqZ7rsgre-bFtB
>>211455514season 1 had substantially more downtime than the others. in the other seasons sam showed up every day and was in the house for at least like 6 hours. also in season 1 the contestants (outside of jon) were just less talkative.
>>211455797I agree, but only until Thanksgiving or so.
When they started doing the Jello bit at the table I was losing interest, then they left the house and I stopped watching.
>>2114554270/10, i will be watching every minute of this hot garbage argh
>imagine if we got a S3 nostalgia reboot instead of a S1 one
>>211455724I hate these people
>>211455745remember when s3 was so boring people were obsessed with this guy? lol
>>211456161they got their asses handed to them
>>211455526>tts is also very bad this seasonwhy what happened
>>211454645Thousand cock stare
>>211455526>just pointless day-care level challenges with no stakesI knew this was gonna happen after the police threatened them with keeper of disorderly house
>>211454645how do you grow lips to that size?
>>211456381dsl are achieved by ds
>>211455763Luca was a fucking asshole im glad hes gone
>>2114554276/10 but it's only day 2
>>211455854its fishtank if you dont like it you can fuck off back to big brother
>>211454731For me itโs very weird. I find Ellie more attractive overall but Angieโs sex appeal is far more superior. If they were both in front of me and I had to choose, Iโm picking Angie.
>>211456294Just the typical spam TTS and edgy comments. We have the Will of Daniel and we are goig nto convert him through TTS