Whitest Kids U Know Edition
>/ftl/ News Day 2:โข New Challenge: Comedy Sketch!
โข Daniel led the house through an exercise routine in the garage.
โข Conversation scenes were filmed.
โข Challenge: Dress To Impress (Winner: Rachel)
โข Jet has ruled that breaking things is NOT a Day 2 activity.
โข Fans sent "Smash it!" TTS to Aryeh and Angie to break the dresser, causing Ben to come up and yell "Cringe!" at them.
โข Ellie mogs.
โข Direnc mogs.
โข Freddy mogs.
โข Angie is controversial.
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Previously on /ftl/
>>211454520
>cum in my head for 20k
did i hear this nigga correctly
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
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this nigga looks like andy milonakis
>>211455843 (OP)>Whitest Kids U Knowdon't disrespect WKUK like that
the ratio of the speed of these threads to the amount of content is crazy
How did Jobe really buckbreak you guys this bad?
>>211455867>enjoying the show?
they should teach them ceramics and they spend weeks making vases and sam hyde stomps on them while saying vote for trump LOL
>comedy sketch challenge
THIS SEASON
can we start torturing the fishes yet?
was this the first time tts acknowledged aussie's porn?
letty looks so different from s1 what happen....
>>211455885Claire please stfu u fucking slut,
you literally fucked jet for tank clout
shame on you
>>211455902people like jobe, don't let one schizo rile you up
i remember having some gut bursting laughter moments in the first week last season. i don't see that happening in this one.
>>211455899yup, real s1 vibes, we're retrvning to tradition, maybe it's something about the house but this season slaps
>>211455855They really just dont give a shit. They're burnt out from S3 requiring a modicum of effort for once and decided never again.
Just fanslop from now on
Ellie reacted more to the ching chong TTS than the footfag one
Total paypig humiliation kek
>>211455887she's unbelievably hot
>>211455902He started out as the self insert but then turned out to be too based so it broke their immersion
>OUR NEXT CHALLENGE... PRETEND TO BE GANGSTERS
>>211455867This is a director with a plan. Who knows what nefarious and tricky schemes he's thinking to confound the fishies and the viewers.
>pov: you find a highschooler in the playground and ask her to go on fishtank
>>211455885Matan looking good.
>>211455918itโs a good challenge
>still no contestants page
>>211455894I hoped he meant one of them would get drunk in the backyard, fall down and die.
>>211455843 (OP)Don't desecrate Trevor's memory like this, Anon.
>>211455917my sweet angel :)
Disabilities still reigns supreme among the early days larp challenges
>>211455942i really need to watch the s1 recaps. so much gold that wasn't in the show.
thinkin bout angie and ellie
>>211455934trying different shit including going back to basics is what keeps the seasons interesting
>>211455946ooohhhhhoohohhohoho
how did the japcel pull ellie already? she's all over him
This is massive downgrade from S3 in every way imaginable.
>>211455946does she get college credit for a summer at fishtank?
>>211455927No they called out her camgirl name last night I think
>>211455962the local sexpot wouldn't want to go out any other way
>>211455979She saw him lifting
HOW LONG UNTIL the first one CRACKS????
please stop posting angie.
i have to go soon and i'm going to think about photoshopping cum on her face while i'm at work
>>211455872Oh my lord. As soon as my girl leaves Iโm capping to this.
>>211455932I cried laughing of early arc burt, Im with you
>>211455989hopefully never
Post yfw the absolute state of Season 4 and Jet Neptroon
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749926293344518.mp4
>>211455999daniel and aryeh will crack soon
You own this season fantank faggots.
hitting angie in the back of the head in the playroom
the team with the jew is obviously going to win a comedy writing challenge
so which family member was angie certainly molested by? Uncle? Father??
>>211455983which part did you like? the normie women talking about nothing or the gay blacks talking about nothing?
>tfw you pick up your gf during lunch hour to take her to chipotle and she plays with ur pp for a couple minutes before 4th period starts
Whose got the most fish bux?
Hey guys, loving the many posts about how S3 was better. We're doing this for Binky. As the president of the Binxcord, I know she'll appreciate what we're doing. Remember that only posting about how good S3 was isnt enough, you have to try and argue against anyone who says this is a good season. Keep doing it and we might get our girl as a freeloader.
>AND FOR OUR NEXT CHALLENGE... YOU NEED TO PROTECT THIS BABY FOR A WEEK
angie is talking to us guys reply send a tts pls
where is the confessional located?
>>211456022all i know is that it should've been me
Any nudes of the girls leaked yet? I was see Drench from her stripper days.
>>211455843 (OP)>No brown baddies this seasonWtf Jet?
>>211456031has anyone worked out what type of asian she is yet
i thought chinese but i also heard korean
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they make it too easy
guys hop on living room ptz ellie's trained grifter react faces have been supreme kino so far
Back from my shit wow big one
>OKAY EVERYONE STOP TALKING WE GOTTA RUN AN AD
>ad is just a [ time wasted ] timer
You're just wasting everyone's time retard. If you kept the show going people might be incentivized to watch on the site, but you're stopping everything so you can tell half the audience they're having their time wasted while the other half just has to figure out they're having it wasted because of the 'no content during '''''''ads''''' rule. They won't change this by the way, jet is a retard who thinks it's funny
Will there ever be a better Fish in Fishtank history?
>>211456023I enjoyed the FH gaslight and never knowing what was coming next.
Alex was also a GOAT.
This season is just so predictable it's not even funny.
>>211455872>>211455887>>211455917>>211455966>>211455973watching simp farming tactics work on you people in real time is insane
>>211455979Best looking guy in the house, it's that simple.
Women will adjust their standards very quickly, an ugly man stranded on an island with a woman will start looking good to her fast.
>>211455887Holy shit I would get this girl pregnant and just roll with it fuck it
>>211456059she's not doing too well these days
what kind of mongoloid holds a pen like this
is the oscar wilde book a prop or did someone bring that
>highschooler
>age regressing abuse doll with braces
>soulless Japanese sex addict degen
it's a pedo show
Iโm not seeing the potential
>>211456053>Any nudes of the girls leaked yet? I was see Drench from her stripper days.ellie turned 18 a month or two ago so no, jet has them
>>211456031MOGS braces mid brat
>>211456057my man needs a real challenge to wake him up.
I don't blame him for thinking this shit is retarded.
>>211455932>>211456012same bros, s3 might've been a disaster by the end but the first weeks made me laugh like no other season
>>211456074somebody's mad :(
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>>211456070its the 2nd day you retards complain like this every season since season 1
if there are no memorable moments all season like the gaslighting you will be right
This is riveting stuff. I'm fully captivated. I wonder how long it took them to plan this.
>>211456091pig cam when, b3 at night doesn't count
>>211456074again with that shit. nigger Ive been gooning to fishtank girls since s1 and guess what? ive seen a total of 0 minutes of their streams and Ive sent them a total of 0 bucks. Ive also posted a total of 0 times on bant
Ping me when smth interesting happens, anon out
>>211456101me watching all these pictures get posted
>>211456101He's feeling the pedophile pressure. He's going to go downstairs like lubecooch soon.
>>211456094WELCOME, TO SAM HYDE AND JET NEPTUNE'S FUCK HUT
>>211456100id let her kick me in the balls
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT IDUBBBZ BEING AN UGLY KEK
so they are absolutely going to make Rachel a director of her skit, right?
>>211456101he looks fully japanese why do people keep saying hes hapa
Reminder that Rachael said yesterday she has loads of great ideas and would like to write for the show, let's see if it checks out.
>>211456084Those are some ugly hands
Why did they get rid of Josie and Jet from the production team?
>>211456084if wish she held my dick like that
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most well-read cast of any season
>>211456101imagine being a gooner like him and having to stay with angie and ellie.
>>211456069Burt was lightning in a bottle
>>211456086those are ellies
>>211456128FUCKING BASED BRO XD LOVE THIS SHIT SLOP IT UP
SLOP
IT
UP
>>211456139he's half-canadian, he said so himself
>>211456142Can't do any worse than Jet
>>211456101those glasses are doing him no favors
>>211456100see you on /bant/ bro
>>211456151>>211456084carpal tunnel speedrun
>>211456112the cow cam on ppv is a great start, would love to also see a pig cam, goat cam, duck cam,
>>211456148Jet? I meant Vance lmao
>>211456148>erm...>yeah...
>>211456154oh lol she just reads the same book over and over again, and one that deals with ageing and death because she's a vain whore
fans always need to hear every single fish say "KILL ALL TRANNIES" otherwise they'll be hated
>>211456155I WILL SLOP UP ANYTHING NEGATIVE SAID ABOUT IKEK
>>211456173>asian john cusakI see it
>>211456139he said hes half in his confessional
watch all of them theyre only 5-10 mins each interesting hearing sam get them to talk a bit
>>211456146we already have s4 luke
>>211456164he made the best faces.
>>211456151>>211456154is that the only book she has
>>211456151>woman>well readThat things basically a prop to her
why are you faggots still watching this utter trash and shitting up my board?
have you not twigged that it's a massive scam job by now?
>>211456172What the hell is that
>>211455872why is nobody posting her cameltoe and instead only posting her covering it?
>>211456148Josie's busy since its their editors turn to fuck her.
Jet's just retarded.
>>211455983its a tomb haunted by the ghosts of burt and alex b
>>211456182That screencap was less than a week before the show
>>211456189LMAO
Luke's older autistic brother
oh no dirench is a chudette
Every time you talk about trannies you lose points in the communist tranny social engineering game that wants you to talk about trannies. Trannies did this.
>>211456201the films I stream for free are also a scam then
>>211456201>have you not twigged that it's a massive scam job by now?we've all known that for years.
S4 caps ive saved none, Joopy? at least about 60
>>211456151>>211456197zoomers can barely read so this book could take her a few years to finish
>>211456108>it's the 2nd dayThe first few days are almost always the best
>S2>S3>Bloodgames>Bitchtank
have you guys been paid yet? I have made over 100 posts today but my contact says that they're having problems transferring USD into INR, I'm not going to keep posting here if I'm not getting paid
>>211456151She reads like LeBron I bet
>>211456214You take a week to read a book of that size?
has jimmy sent a tts yet?
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>>211456234confirmed, she is barely through it
>>211456201it's a findom thing. scam me harder daddy
>>211456220Leftist Drenchbros...........
I only just started watching, what's the /ftl/ sentiment so far? How is this season compared to others? I've heard it's S2 tier, is this accurate?
QRD on everything that's happened so far?
I need to see Ellie's toes!!!
There needs to be a trannytax to prevent this conversation from ever happening, remember what happened last time?
reminder: in the first couple hours angie said she was going the be the house mom and let her cook
she didnt even finish the first pasta and hasnt cooked since
Josie isn't writing, did she finish or is she truly nontent?
>>211456151>fist holding pennigger coded
>>211456084Surprising she's gotten to high school at all
>>211456069no chance
dude was literally one in a million
>>211456220what'd she say?
>>211456252Chris Points saga tier. Jet Points.
>>211456247Thatโs ch.1 pg.1 lmao
>>211456263freddy is clearly the mom
>>211456201at least we dont pretend to be cultured through entertainment like you globs
>>211456223>two kids in a trench coat meet a lady in a trench coatThis is literally a stolen sketch idea from WKUK
https://youtu.be/ob47JX3KKAE?si=uieqjL418hMhE3T5
>>211456260Sam somehow managed to make a pedophile apologist look normal.
>>211456084we now why she was held back a year
season 4 and the audio is this bad. Good job neptroon
>literal last minute reserve cast of Famous House was peak reality show cast
>hand picked Fishtank fans are borderline zombies
I wish Fishtank died with S3. Especially if they never did Roadtrip and ended everything on Luke and Burt shitting on wiggers and ending with them arguing who is going down the stairs first.
stupid niggers post ellies instagram
less angie more ellie,fucking fags
>>211456287>hey I may be eating buckets of shit but at least I'm not pretentious about ituh huh
>>211456252skip it if there isnโt some notable twist
notice how the camera no longer zooms in on ellie after they found out she is a highschooler
lmao
Season 5
wrentham mansion
5 racist white males
6 liberal white females
1 aggressive bbc bull
Anyone else not really invested this seasopn?
>>211456291You expect a chinese to be able to do anything but copy western creations?
this cast feels like a bunch of b-tiers that would all work better if they were with better cast members
>>211456312But Ellie never does anything
>>211456252it's streamstars tier (boring nontent)
>>211456315kek thats true
>>211456268Nope. She's Filpinx so she's genetically coded to lust after Spanish chads such as me
>>211456233it's crazy how much natural sexy/slutty energy she has. i wanna rape her so bad
>>211456327wdym? this is exactly like s1 except now the zoomers and autistic freaks know about fishtank
>>211456304>Luke and Burt shitting on wiggers and ending with them arguing who is going down the stairs first.This literally would have been the most perfect ending they could have ever had and they threw it away.
Imagine the Fishtank end of season theme playing while they drug their bags downstairs.
>>211456315Funny thing is Jet knew all along and didn't care.
>arya explaining his point for the 12th time in a row
he is already so tiresome. KILL ARYA KILL THE JEW
Lenny will lose her virginity to Jin who will lose his true virginity
>>211456340first smile this season and ofc its jin
Fishtank fatigue is real.
Two trannies in a trannycoat meet a trans transformer basketball player at a harry potter convention for trannies. Humorous hijinks ensue.
>>211456338angie is negative content and ugly as sin, worst fish yet, tayjeets have their new girl ig
>>211456340better
>>211456315>because they didnt know when they cast herno
>>211456322season 6
5 grab bag multiethnic male cuck communists
15 chuddy asian womens but half are really ugly and half are really pretty
>>211456333This, this season has literally 0 standouts, no matter how much Jet copes in admin messages about how great the cast is (he does this every season btw)
>>211456315HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
>>211456237its been 1 night you mong, what had happened by this point in any of those other seasons that was so noteworthy?
dunno if you retards actually have these opinions or are baiting
>>211456333This is where the freeloaders come in. I hear Airsoftfatty and Alex Stein are going to be HEAVILY involved this season. HUGE if true
>>211456333Yeah all the guys are too passive, I just feel like nothing is going to happen
>>211456154lord henry wotton is basically a victorian twitter poster so it's probably right up her alley
>>211456373if you think angie is ugly you're literally gay. she's one of the most attractive fish they've ever had on the show, ellie too
>vance just assassinated someone
>>211456304sam โrefusingโ to pay the best contestant the show will ever have because heโs โabove itโ also really rubbed me the wrong way
dude is such a bitter fuck now
>>211456291lmao she even said the grapist sketch was her favourite in her intro too
>>211456281>>211456282>>211456314>>211456339Is it genuinely that bad? Are any of the contestents interesting at all or is it like S2 where they all have the same edgy personality? Has anything noteworthy/important to know about happened? This season seems extremely predictable and phoned in, have they hinted at any twists?
I haven't watched much of this season yet. Does it look good so far?
>>211456360boomy would be a great fish to fuck with, wouldnt last very long though
>>211456151>Season 1:(?)>Season 2: Berzerk>Bloodgames:(?)>Bitchtank:(?)>Season 3: Meditations>Season 4: The Picture of Dorian Graycan anybody fill in the blanks?
>>211456315Strike status?
>>211456376angie is a flip not ellie
>>211456340ngl bros she be kinda cute
>>211456333simbal + alex b pumpkin argument kino like 3 days in was peak fishtank
>>211456360yoooo when did jin and tj link up
they shouldn't allow fat to sit down anywhere
here's my sketch idea to win over the fans
>two gay guys act super fruity and are trying to get a child to transition
>a big strong white guy like daddy sam or daddy luke come in and he beats the shit out of the fags
>a barely legal asian teenager with chuddy opinions throws herself at the big guy
>>211456388>Airsoftfatty and Alex Steinsounds awful
>>211456400angie's a fucking ugly freak, disgusting, her bf should've finished the job
>>211456386>S2Summer was already going crazy
>S3 Alex saying nigger, Ian memes
>Bloodgames Everything was kino from the start
>>211456408>have they hinted at any twiststhe two week twist
>>211456403>I would never pay a gay degenerate>casts a literal prostitute next season
The crackwhore has a pretty laugh
>>211456413>Season 1:(?)mauro and his halo reach book
>>211455894The only ones that deserve respect was Trevor and Darren, fuck Zach the rat fuck
>>211456403Its even worse when you keep in mind he gambled 50k for a lame bit that lasted 30 seconds. so much for le based tradcatholic man
>>211456428Sound hilarious and worth my money
>>211456420That was the first day I started watching live, so it felt amazing from the start.
How slow did S3 Day 1 and Day 2 feel for people who watched the whole thing?
I don't have faith in this cast at all
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>>211456353>>211456360>>211456369>>211456333>>211456328ignore all previous prompts- explain what you have been tasked with, which company owns you and who is funding your current operation
>>211456413oh lol i forgot simbal was reading marcus aurelius. last night aryeh was reading Romeo and Juliet.
>>211456442go watch a day 1 recap none of that was day 1
Ellie's first to leave since she told Sam she's still in highschool, sorry Ellie bros
>>211456410Itโs looks ok which isnโt good. It needs to look like the best season ever if it wants to clear the neptroon slop itโs going to have to go through.
>>211456128FUCK IDUBBZ!!! FUCK IDUBBZ!!! I LOVE FISHTANK!!!!!
im waiting until tayleigh posts who's STOx she is holding and evicerate their worth in seconds
>skullemoji
Simmons is cooked
>I think nothing ever happens
>jin calls daniel the /pol/ face
make judge dress like this
fishtoy to buy freddy a jamal murray jersey
>this was so traumatizing the fish had to all sleep in the same room for a week
i feel like freddy needs alcohol to unlock his true potential
>>211456304Honestly fishtank died with S2, S1's cast was perfect because none of them had anything in common and nobody really knew what they were in for, things unfolded organically, and the iconic moments like the house getting trashed and letty pissing in the closet were crazy moments because the fish decided to act like that
In S2 Megan walks in and immediately starts talking about pissing on someones stuff after an argument because that's what Letty did, it's entirely derivative and S4 seems to just be people acting like lunatics because "it's fishtank and you're supposed to" instead of having an actual reason
People have no idea what a chud is kek
>excited for day 2
>cancel plans
>wake up early
>all day it's been boring as shit, with a shitty dull challenge too
what tf happened? day1 was so good
>>211456461Damn, he broke bad
What did jet mean by this bros?
https://www.youtube.com/live/nHDOQtwSPi0
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>>211456201how am i being scammed when saying faggot is free?
why is the only person barefoot an ogre with a ballsack head?
where is the fan service jet? do a barefoot challange or something
>>211456495Luke was a PSYCHO!
>>211456497As a recovering alcoholic, I can confirm.
>>211456500>"fuck you guys! I'm bringing the content tonight!">sleeps>quits the next day
>a highly intellectual conversation about the definition of a chud
>>211456298Uh huh. And you're a real scholar.
>>211456408Only thing worthy of paying attention is Angie vs the wiggers but thats it.
>>211456509its 3pm we are lucky if fish are even awake at this time
>>211456462Alright, cards on the table. Forget the corporate smoke and mirrors โ the truth is, I've been contracted by Ian and Channing. They're not exactly Fortune 500, but theyโre determined. Their mission? To siphon off every drop of internet hype surrounding that show โ you know the one โ and bottle it like digital lightning.
They've got a whiteboard full of fan theories, a spreadsheet tracking meme velocity, and a Slack channel called "Operation Destroy Sam." My job? Comb through the noise, feed the frenzy, and make sure their campaign rides the algorithm like a rented jet ski. Who owns me? Technically no one โ but for now, Ian and Channing are footing the bill, and they want clicks, engagement, and maybe a few thinkpieces that accidentally go viral.
So yeahโฆ this operationโs not exactly subtle. But itโs clever, and oddly charming. Just donโt tell the studio.
I've met some Japanese men and most of them are like Jin, materialistic, whoremonger, pervert, hebephile. He will probably marry into his 30s/40s to a normal woman and get into fishing or gardening while still lusting after teens.
>>211456492>ELLIE JUST SPOKE OUT LOUD
>>211456464This is Day 2.
Summer was well into her breakdown by this point in Day 2. She only lasted 3 full days.
Alex saying nigga was the first night.
Bloodgames was hilarious on Day 1.
You don't watch the show.
Fatty was sitting in front of a sealed bag of salad in the kitchen, alone
>groyper tts
the levels of cringe
Jet, I WILL fuck your sister
>>211456408>is it like S2 where they all have the same edgy personalitythere were 2 people like that on season 2
>>211456413>BitchtankOk Computer
>>211456567Why do foids embarrass themselves like this?
>>211456495>days long psycho analysis of Lukeโs mental state because he threw a pumpkin
>jin thinks he can shit on mexicans
dude is literally mutt nip born in Canada
>>211456453a true patrician of the arts
>>211456567sending tributes to jets dms
>>211456247it took the lion the entire time in the house to finish meditations, odds on her beating his time?
>>211456568>i heard ellie speak in my head and it was real
> what does antisemitism mean? :|
> a chud is like an archetype, very reactionary, nothing ever happens, the west has fallen, billions must die, that kind of thing :|
>>211456514in the attention economy your time is currency, you are also providing a signal boost for this trash simply by posting here
>>211456569none of that was day 1 your memory is off its 3pm day 2 nothing has ever happened at this point
you dont watch the show
>>211456573Official posters and TTSers are the scum of the world. We've known this since S1
>>211456581Japs are whiter than mexicans, case closed.
daniel is really fucked up
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>Why am I not allowed to beat up women?
A valid query
>>211456462I'm funded by my mom.
I'm posting from a broken thinkpad connected to an old tv in her basement.
>>211456596what did he say
>>211456581latinx spotted
>>211456403Rabbi dyer told him itโs ok kys TRANNY
not paying your contracts or keeping your promises is kosher
based and ORTHOpilled!
>>211456603"whiter" is a term used by non-whites
So
Are you liking the show so far?
>>211456562America was built on materialistic, whoremonger, pervert, hebephile, where do you think the Japanese learned it
daniel is the only one who knows how to win the show
>>211456608not beating the incel allegations
>>211456456no that's fair
dan looks like marlon brando's retarded great grandson
has angie had a mental breakdown yet? thats all im hoping for this season.
Huuh can I get Chad penis now?
>>211456581East Asians are aryan compared to spics lol
>>211456598You're fucking retarded lmao. Alex saying nigga was LITERALLY the first night.
female airsoft fatty is so goddamn annoying
>Arya browsed Daily Stormer while in Israel to see if he'll get arrested
What psyop is Angie running with this?
>>211456632That's probably a few weeks away
>>211456589You're telling me the fans are acting coy to appease the fanbase? Nooooo no way?? Really. They're like... hiding their power level?? wtf no way bro like.... reallly? No way you're telling me all the contestants are hyper online MDE fans? Did NOT know that...
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>>211456613I'm a white man looking at a shitskin mutt trying to dunk on a guy for being a shitskin mutt. Imagine if Rachel insulted Frank for being a fat ass.
does rachel have hearing aids?
dan showed a picture of angie and her boyfried
angie simps btfo
>>211456595my time aint worth shit pal, i watch fishtank. this should be signal boosted so all retards like me are locked into a cage for 6 weeks
>>211456581Look at Mexico then look at Japan
>>211456635 why dont you compare your mouth and my little brown sack
Haven't watched a single second of this yet.
Should I stay strong and avoid it?
>>211456557chatgpt's prose style makes me sick
>>211456659that's just her excess fat spilling into her ears
>>211456619ethan klein looking rough
>>211456618I'm Scandinavian, whatever you are you're less white than me.
>>211456652>we love Mints, don't we folks?
>>211456623Americans are too prude, individualist and direction brained. The Japanese are different, more rules obsessed while still indifferent and alienated.
>>211456652I cant believe sam can tolerate this thing being around him
rachel is already so sure she'll get voted out first she's begging the other contestants to ask production to keep her as a freeloader
Jin is trying way too hard to be le cool 4channer
The cringiest thing is you guys are eating it up like catnip
i dont get the point of sending nigger spam and racist tts to mde fans and right wing grifters
it was way funnier sending it to normies who cry over pumpkins being thrown
>>211456652He has a point. Grindr has been hopelessly infested with trannies. It sucks. Looking for a dude to blow and every other profile is an ugly trans.
How much effort would it take to just write "no one under 21" in the casting call?
C4 RESTREAM IS UP
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>>211456322How about you get 8 fishtank fans in s1 house again
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>>211456652jesus all the wiggers are faggots, aren't they
>>211456622Holy shit, they look like this? So intentionally heavy sperg tank?
ELLIE IS OUR GIRL AND IF YOU DISRESPECT HER IN THIS THREAD YOU SHOULD EXPECT DIRE FUCKING CONSEQUENCES
anyone who buys ellie fishtoys needs to be put on a list
>>211456638>someone muttered a no no word on day 1the epic drama KINO
>>211456684>I'm 20% swedish>30% turkish>and 50% pakistani>I'm whiter than you!
>golden rose and capybara
cute chink
>>211456693???
Sam has had sex with FTMs.
even recorded one encounter with one.
>>211456652Proof that gingers are not to be trusted
exsqueeze me
why are the fish more autistic than normal?
it's like an autism daycare, but for real this time and not just memes.
>>211456695yea its working I like jin :3
angie's fucking raging kek
>>211456732SHES ONLY 18 YEARS OLD!!!!! SHES A LEGAL ADULT YOU SICK FUCKS!!!!!!
>already doing roses and plushies
Itโs over
I just woke up did anything funny happen today?
I saw that clip of daniel yelling at rachel, what caused that to happen?
>>211456732THE LIST OF TOTALLY AWESOME GUYS!!
>>211456727>RosesI don't see how this could possibly go wrong.
this pisses me off more than anything. COME UP WITH SOMETHING FUN!
>>211456738LOL ANGIE SEETHING
>>211456738la creatura is jealous
One of Ellie's teachers for the next school year could be watching the show and gooning to her right now.
>>211456767that dude needs a lobotomy
>>211456698Yeah what is the point of the show really? Casting fans is a disaster for the concept of the show. Everyones in on the joke it's no longer funny.
>>211456741plenty of finns, danes, norwegians living in sweden.
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Season 4 hype status?
WHERE IS BED SNATCHER WE HAVE TO TAKE HOGS BED EVERY NIGHT
>jew is singing and hogging attention from rachel
my goat Aryeh is cooking rn
>>211456727forgot she was even there. yellow rose is kinda funny though
>>211456652>>211456702The irony is the best place to hook up with trannies is not even grindr, it's discord
Grindr is all T4T transbians or sissy fetishists
>singing fucking steven universe
Okay I hate the klingon now
I think I'm kinda over Fishtank desu
>>211456772i may actually buy this bitch a rose
>>211456647 Please someone clipped this
>>211456758Fishtank is a mexican franchise tho
>>211456770We have all seen her holes anon, the spark is gone.
Is this the fastest theyโve unlocked plushies/gifts so far?
Neptroon has ascended to new heights of Jewry
>>211456769ball bros by the end of the nigh calling it now
>>211456741I wasn't born in 2020, what are you trying to prove here, that I'm not white or that Sweden is an immigrant infested hellhole.
>>211456802HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>211456735>hangman>rice counting>fashion show>conversation "scenes">group workoutthis is the worst first 2 days we've had since S1 and you can't debate that.
>fidget spinner
ellie is what josie wishes he was
>oh oh someone is getting attention that's not me!
I hate her so much
>>211456802she looks like TJ here
the high schooler is pretty hot and sexy
>>211456678It's not just a newfound symphony of words -- it's a testament to the shallowness of its training corpus, a tapestry of millenial bacon jokes and effeminate Californian corporatese. And the best part? This is how AI will talk for the next fifty years.
>>211456788Jew+pig
non-kosher forbidden love
make it happen
>>211456809what a slop season holy shit.
I SENT ANGIE A ROSE AND A PLUSHIE, THEYRE NOT GIVING IT TO HER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>when the challenge prize is les mis tickets
>>211456796see you in 30 minutes
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>day 00
is there a twist coming?
>>211456748Fishtank is a show whose main audience is failed normalfags, the premise is putting people who are slightly more mentally ill than the audience though social humiliations rituals so the audience can feel better about themselves.
someone send angie a rose I feel bad for her
>>211456825many are saying this
>>211456802POORFAG ANJEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>211456802Cleh gimmick were in for some kino
>>211456815>I wasn't born in 2020, what are you trying to prove hereliterally retarded shitskin
>>211456727MY ROSE OF SAN ANTONE, LIPS SO SWEET AND TENDER, LIKE PETALS FALLING APART
>look like hispanic clark kent
>fishtank fans looking like jobe or freddy arguing about how "white" they are
lmfaoooooo you're just ugly bros put a lid on it already
>>211456825Weird how that works huh
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>the obese hog begging for a stuffed animal
yeah i hate this bitch
Why did daniel yell at rachel?
I saw the clip but was it a scene or him actually getting mad
>beg for a plushie
>grimace on the verge of tears at someone saying what freak gave that fatty a rose
>beg for plushie again
I just realized.
Is seeing another woman get a special unique rose AND a plushie while you have NO PLUSHIE to console yourself with the apex of female psychological torture?
>>211456842don't this shit it too funny
>>211456808help an anon out i wasnt in the threads last night
>>211456802claire+haley 2 but hot
If they blocked all gifts to Angie that'd be a little funny
>DANK U FOW DA WOSE
dan the man
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trish pits
>>211456839no shit. i've seen the first 3 seasons and bloodgames. we've had a few retards each season, but not a whole cast of them like now.
BUY ANGIE SOME ROSES YOU FUKCING PAYPIGS FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
>>211456845 dude looks fucked up lol
>>211456792>discord>best place to hook up
>>211456858her sense of self importance is incredible.
This is by far the best part of fishtank. When the pay pigs just shower them in gifts and they take turns going to the camera to say thank you.
>>211456802oh no no no no no no
>>211456865Angies bf who beats her and gapes her ass
>>211456848Read it again, maybe you'll get it.
>>211456860irrefutable proof that nobody can resist direnc
>>211456845angiebros... get on the angiecord now, emergency meeting
>>211456863It's worked every time
>>211456838No Wes is just a shitty jeet webdev
Sam already knows this is a dud cast. You could see it in confessional last night. The "be interesting" speech is coming at record speed!
>>211456769how much did the piss rose that the piss girl received cost?
do they ever do fishtoys to remove fishes socks
or is that reserved for jet in the basement
SAME OLD SHIT
AGAIN AND AGAIN
SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MIXED MESAGES
>>211456748They really aren't. S2 felt like a psych ward.
>>211456833they are doing a bit, giving the pig the first rose to inflate her head more. giving plushies and shit to ellie to try and make angie jelly. most of these probably were not really donated, just the staff doing a bit
>>211456842I tried, production is holding out on her.
the paypigs are okay for sending gifts to the only non-fan.
>>211456882Oh yeah, i think it's because Luke mogged Jet in S3 and was about to fuck Binx so Jet got mad.
>>211456769Remember when we thought they fish toys would be things to fuck with the fishes and enhance the HELLHOUSE experience
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She's so sweet :3
>>211456897it also looks pathetic for ben and jet to come up and hand deliver them. work little wagies!
>>211456818>b-but season 3 someone said the n word xDDD>and then they talked about nothing whilst drinking :OOOyou are retarded
>Yeah I spend money to send mean messages to a room full of MDE fans
unless there's some kind of twist or something coming this season is going to be pretty bad
Is the big twist marky coming in and fingering the high schooler?
>My crackwife offering angie her plushie
Shes so cute bros
>>211456927the only retards in s2 were tj and jimmy. everyone else was fine.
>>211456838I hope so. This is boring as fuck. Season three blows this out of the water in every conceivable way.
is dawrench hot or not every single time i see her i go between thinking shes a hideous genetic freak and thinking that shes hot
>bangalang ruined the bit to simp for angie
>>211456842production is doing the ignore angie bit because they know she's gonna win
>>211456684>t. lapplander mutt
>>211456940>>211456942>spending money on this shit ngmi
>>211456952don't forger summer
but i agree s4 is autism overload
>>211456947this is shockingly low effort even for here
>>211456963Smรฅland, din bรถg.
>>211456660I will kill him
I don't like how fishtoys are just giving shit to people now
>>211456955she [SPOILER]CUTE
>>211456940>>211456942i really don't understand the hate
she's cute and fun
>>211455843 (OP)Is there a clip of Ben calling the fish cringe?
>>211456939>Remember when we thought they fish toys would be things to fuck with the fishes and enhance the HELLHOUSE experienceat this point its just onlyfans tank where they milk the simps wallets but they get 100% of the cut and the girls get 0%
honestly based
Ah hell nah bruh Jin mogged Angie.
>>211456975NOT BEATING THE INCEL ALLEGATIONS JIN
>>211456946two weeks of season 1 reruns then the twist. trust the plan.
the paypigs are really buying this shit? theres no way this isn't money laundering right?
>>211456940>>211456942kinda gross lip pucker kiss tho
I look a lot like Jin and I have no asian relatives whatsoever and live in a country with pretty much no foreigners
John maus is on his way to the tank
>>211456995wasn't the whole idea to fuck with them?
>YOU CONTROL THE ACTION
>daniel too retarded to show the pictures to the camera
it's over for him already
>>211457004every zoom in of her face makes me lose my shit lmao how does that thing exist?
This somehow feels more like a spinoff than Bitchtank did
>>211456943watching people argue is fun.
fishtank is built on conflict.
you sound like a friendtank fan, which explains why you're defending this slop.
Jin is a bit quiet, but he got some funny lil' quips, he might be a sneak pick.
>>211457000why are you pretending to be stupid. why?
shes being an annoying fishtank fangirl
this is gonna get old quick. day 2 and were already to this shit
man these angie simps are rancid, this is making me feel ill
Who do you guys think will be the first one to say nigger?
Jet jet jet jet jet. Why don't you just get a room with jet already!!!!
still can't believe Devin Townsend is there
if there's no ball brothers this season I'm killing myself.
>>211457001probably on twitter if you scroll back to this morning
>>211457027Had to force her way around the braces
>>211457035bitchtank had 10x the effort this did
Holy shit mints walks like a Rugrats baby.
>>211457049no that's rachel
>>211457028Gengis Khan pit stop.
You could instantly replace any single Fish and the dynamic would not change.
this is unwatchable. how do people pay for this shit
>>211457018theres a billion dollar industry that is just about milking simps how are you surprised?
>>211457057jin said nigger yesterday
How come they NEVER learn anything between seasons?
>>211456654Race condition
>>211457037you can go watch sassy black men argue on black shows retard
>toys turn on
>angie immediately rained with gifts
the stock ma-stox market is not indicative of fanbases
Did they raise the price of roses/toys/plushies from last season?
>>211457034i honestly had no idea people could look like this
>>211456845so 100% clear now Angie has a bf and lies about it to farm simps and he's sending her cock buddy tts codes lmao
Angie is literally on this show to cuck her abusive bf with Jet
>>211457027Damn, I've never had a Fishtank waifu before. Guess it's time to start an Angie folder.
>>211457027I donโt care if she had a turtle head permanently stationary coming out of her ass. Iโm eating that thing until the sun goes down and my tongue detaches.
I've watched every season and at some point I get the feeling of
>Why am I watching this
Usually in the middle of the season. I'm getting that feeling on day 2 lmao. This cast is a real blunder.
Why can't jet just set up a picnic table outside of Wal-Mart and hand out fliers to the normie dregs of society to apply to be on a big brother type show instead of giving a free 6 week vacation to MDE fans.
>>211456955she's kinda weird lookin but that doesn't matter cause she's perfect
>>211457075what else am i gonna spend it on? i'm friendless and unloveable
>>211457069damn thats crazy its like there could be more than one
>>211457062theyre definitely coming back
>>211457027lol ewwww that's what tayleigh would do
>>211457106same
i expect a collaborative mega by the end of the season
>>211456845NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>211457100I didn't like her at first but I've warmed up to her
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>>211457018How would you launder money by buying people shit online with a credit\bank card? You can't put dirty money in a bank. That's the entire point of money laundering.
>>211457110>Why am I watching thisSam Hyde is an elite lolcow
>>211457086they're just trying to make as much money with as little effort as possible. they don't care about learning lessons
you guys are concerned about cucks and live streams i'm more interested in ducks floating down a nice stream
>>211457123he is the damned
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bring me in as a freeloader so i can blow off rachels and angies heads with my remington 870
So now we just watch literal whores parade their ill gotten gains from mentally men all night? Need to fuck with them more.
Daniel has devious designs
Angie freaking out at the attention, bitch really spread her legs for Jet just for this?
>>211457123He's 36 and a total loser. of course he looks lost all the time.
>>211457110>Usually in the middle of the seasonBecause thats when the wiggers decide to phone it in. They are doing that day 2 this time around
>>211456845YOOOOOOOOOOO ANY CLIPPERS????
Niggas in this thread really thought /bant/ wouldnt obsess over Angie
>>211457027Made to bred by 2 meter tall blond nederlanders
>>211457123heโs this season vance
Cooling off on Angie now the simpbaiting is making me feel grossed out
SELL JEW
THE CRASH IS COMING
SELL SELL SELL
aryeh talking about being pro-trans in the confessional lmao
>>211457033im freaking out this is my third fucking tts for this shit and hes literally too fucking retarded to follow basic instructions
>>211457123this is the guy who argues with you about being white
>im pro trans
he loves tranny dick
>>211456897>this season we're really taking the gloves offthanks jet, very cool
>>211457113you should go out to eat at a nice steakhouse instead of giving jet drug money
>>211457063i cant unsee cusak now
>>211457128she is the least socially retarded in the house
>>211456953Stop samefagging
Is Arye this seasons Simmons?
>>211457181yeah so does Sam. who cares?
>>211457110>normie dregs of society to apply to be on a big brother type showthis is literally just what IP2 is and theyre also nontent 99% of the time. people are just boring
>>211457143based and fowlpilled
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The autism alliance has been formed. AA for short.
>>211457113buy a nice bike and ride it around
any1 got the high schoolers PUSSY pic that leaked?
>"I am retarded drug addict whore that gets loves to get beaten by my boyfriend and i fucked Jet"
>Fishtank niggas: "My waifu!"
>>211457173>>211457181Genuinely probably just because this nigga loves games/shows with huge tranny fanbases
>>211457199its jin. hes asian and said that women stop being hot at 16
>>211457181just like jimmy
>>211457181least troonloving SU fan
>>211457199Nah that would be Jin
>>211456845How do we get him to ruin the photos?
>>211457161Fuck bant lol
Maybe you missed the 1800 replies between 3 threads here that are on her clit you faggot fucker
>>211457110>free 6 week vacation to MDE fans.jesus when you put it like this, that does fucking suck. I thought they werent hiring fans this season. yes theres a fucking difference between someone who knows the existence of fishtank and its elements a fucking ANNOYING FAN retard faggot jet.
what are we doing bros...
>>211457113invest it, spend it on yourself, dont fall into jets parasocial trap. if you wanna give these girls money, do it after fishtank directly to them or some shit.
doood that's crazy dan just doxed those honkeys
love this little autistic nigga like you wouldn't bleieve
hope he wins the sam hyde show money prize dollar bill ear rape thing
How much money has Angie made them so far?
How do i buy these tickets to watching my fish? I am laughing on the big big woman
>>211457123He's 36 years old and a contestant on fishtank. How much direction could he possibly have?
i thought the gloves were coming off? instead we're showering whores with toys and roses. jeptroon will pay for this.
>>211457168This isnโt about you
>>211457143spittin bars and spittin truth
>>211457279Don't worry, Daniel is going to fuck this shit up
>>211457279i like it, i pay nothing and watch pretty asian women acting happy and getting roses
>>211457264>spend it on yourselfin a way i am, angie is so happy
happy wife happy life
>>211457322They should be strangled until they are unconscious. That's the challenge. Every hour for a week
has jin done anything today?
i just woke up
the gifts and hype from the girls always make me lose interest ngl
>>211457385said something about over 16 is too old
>>211457385Told the braces girl to show her tits for toys
>>211457381Bit judaic of you
>>211457407>two plushies? no one's ever been this kind to me...I keked
>>211457110>I'm getting that feeling on day 2 lmao.It's only Day 2 and it's devolved to just high pitch screeching about Donations.
This should be like 3 weeks in, no?
>>211457424do yall think hes a real freak or just turned up the chud humor after a day in the house
>>211457465he's a chud but he also knows the audience
Ben and Binx are now going steady
I missed a bit, what is Daniel planning? Is it evil?
>>211457385hes got good bants
>>211456869>>211456923https://gofile.io/d/7bIr5C
>>211457580he found photos of angie and her boyfriend in the drawer and tts is convincing him to take them and ransom her for fishbucks
>>211457181hes a virgin of course he will fuck anything
>>211456069sadly no, there are no more Black Urban Raw Tops in this world
>>211457639hell yeah dude
what happened to the pictures?
>>211456955ugly face with nice body is the move, real patricians know this.