Let me guess... you need more?

>>211456362 (OP)
still perfection

>>211456362 (OP)
>>211456662
only posting tits, trek or blackpepo gets engagement here.

>>211456362 (OP)
I'm 5'7", I need a taller ceiling for a start.

>>211456362 (OP)
I hate most of tolkien media, but that's still one of the comfiest settings, up there with naboo in the prequels

>>211456362 (OP)
Ppl must have build their own holes by now, right? They seem like a nightmare to construct

>>211456362 (OP)
what taxes are you hit with

>>211457950
just some coins for the hobbit border guard

>>211457620
kys

>>211457950
Hobbton is ancapistan, only taxes are the rent you pay to till your land.

>>211456362 (OP)
if i ever became wealthy i would have built a recreation of this in some farmland somewhere in kent maybe and just lived there ignoring the outside world for the rest of my life

>>211457616
Just get the leg reduction surgery. When was the last time you actually used your shins for anything?

>>211456362 (OP)
I still don't understand the whole hairy feet thing. It feels unnecessary.

>>211459556
the books are much more based in nature than the movies get across

no I want one

It's pretty, but constant water damage would be a nightmare.

>>211460651
yeah, plastic doesn't exist so that's a great point

>>211457620
KYS.

>>211459450
based

>>211456362 (OP)
Bilbo was filthy rich. The average hobbit wasn't living nearly as luxurious.

>>211456362 (OP)
>minimal natural light
>extremely hot in the summer
>moisture issues
would be shit

>>211456362 (OP)
future homes will be built like this (in the good ending)

>>211456362 (OP)
i can't even have a hole in the ground you nigger i dont HAVE this

>>211461236
i imagine most hobbit homes would have rough hewn stone walls, perhaps plastered over. the floors would be flagstone with generous use of carpets and rushes.

>>211456362 (OP)
I really, really want to be one of the guys that just sits on top of a mountain and waits for the beacon to maybe light someday. Imagine how hype they must have been when they saw the fire. Must have gone ape shit.

>>211462543
what do they eat

>>211461660
>minimal natural light
you can literally see windows and skylights are entirely possible
>extremely hot in the summer
without ac this is objectively one of the coolest solutioms you can have (which is why ancient peoples in various parts of asia minor lived underground)
>moisture issues
this is true: groundwater and damp would be a major issue for a home like this
the solution would be having a ventilated cavity between the earthen layer and the interior wall; any home like this (and any home period imo) would need an air system
that would also make the temperature very regulated and comfortable all year round even without active heating/cooling

>>211462597

>>211462543
I bet they would have to light it once a year maybe on the turning of the year to make sure they were all manned

>>211462543
Anons, it's your turn to go watch the beacons for the next two weeks. What kinos do you bring to pass the time?

>>211462764
200+ hours. Pretty good. Throw in Twin Peaks and I think we're done.

>>211462764
i wouldn't bring any kinos, i would listen to what nature has to say, and that's what no one did

>>211462543
If I was the guy whose job job it was to light the beacon, before I lit it, I would turn to camera and wink and say something like "the fire rises". Only oldfags will get this one.

>>211456362 (OP)
imagine the bugs

>>211462543
Do they have guys working in shift? Imagine sleeping while that happens

>>211462826
TSMT

>>211463234
I would think you'd want a minimum of 3 but up to 6 guys. 6 guys in pairs of 2 working 8 hour shifts seems ideal.

>>211456362 (OP)
Perfection