>>211457546i always thought the volcano was satan's butthole crapping out a random monster (because that pterodactyl also came from a butthole) but jesus will save us from it. with help. from godzilla. or maybe he just told godzilla to handle it.
hey, take care of my light work, champ. you got this. no sweat. don't worry about that butthole pooping out any more monsters. while you do that, i'm going to constipate the fuck out of it.
but maybe i read too much into it, and it was really just some lecherous jew sneaking in a way to demean christianity. don't see to many remphanite emblems getting shit on or set on fire in the movie.
flip a coin, i guess.