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Anonymous No.211458984 >>211459134 >>211459636 >>211461632 >>211461709 >>211462264 >>211462314 >>211463800 >>211464090 >>211464943 >>211467874 >>211469008 >>211469088 >>211469583 >>211477209
Are sexy vampire movies back after "Sinners" success?
Anonymous No.211459026
I would like to commit a few sins with her
Anonymous No.211459134 >>211459535 >>211459636 >>211463633 >>211463924 >>211464363 >>211468486 >>211472519 >>211473635 >>211476970
>>211458984 (OP)
I wish her ass wasn't so fat. She'd look so much better.
Anonymous No.211459535 >>211462370 >>211474510
>>211459134
Looks good to me. I kiss her full body.
Anonymous No.211459636
>>211458984 (OP)
>>211459134
bit revealing
Anonymous No.211461632
>>211458984 (OP)
underworld?
Anonymous No.211461709
>>211458984 (OP)
that dress is disgusting
Anonymous No.211462214
she needs to get naked already!
Anonymous No.211462264 >>211469660
>>211458984 (OP)
Was she nude in it? Now that she's married will she ever appear nude in film?
Anonymous No.211462314 >>211462361
>>211458984 (OP)
>turns down nigger
>marries some white athlete
>does movie where she gets fucked by a nigger
Is husband or miles morales guy more cucked in this situation?
Anonymous No.211462361 >>211462439
>>211462314
... you know she's not white, right?
Anonymous No.211462370
>>211459535
>t.
Anonymous No.211462439
>>211462361
I never claimed she was, you can clearly see she isn't
Anonymous No.211462540 >>211462740
josh allen gets to cum in this every night
Anonymous No.211462740 >>211466731
>>211462540
It's fair compensation for playing in Buffalo
Anonymous No.211463106 >>211463567 >>211463633 >>211463645 >>211464174
We're gonna be watching Sinners (2025) in our kinoplex, starting in a couple mins all welcome https://v4c.fun
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Anonymous No.211463567
>>211463106
Based, count me in.
Anonymous No.211463633
>>211459134
imagine the farts after she drinks 5 gallons of an obese person's blood

>>211463106
Would a gay man such as myself find good company in this place?
Anonymous No.211463645
>>211463106
Stapler is a poof and likes to wear girly socks after covering his feet in lotion.
Anonymous No.211463800
>>211458984 (OP)
She's hot, she's wearing a reavealing black dress that looks as if she's on fire

Bit on the nose don't you think?
But why would a woman that attractive have to be subtle.
Anonymous No.211463924
>>211459134
BUNDA
Anonymous No.211464090 >>211471149
>>211458984 (OP)
I just saw a single clip of that shit on Youtube and it's basically some black mafia boss racially insulting the White vampires and telling them to fuck off and go find a White speakeasy.

Fuck anti-White retards and fuck America.
Anonymous No.211464174
>>211463106
Get in here lads, movie starting now https://v4c.fun
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Anonymous No.211464363
>>211459134
Fag
Anonymous No.211464943 >>211469660 >>211470150
>>211458984 (OP)
The only decent stuff in this film was in the beginning before they open the bar, (and that's difficult if you're racist against blacks). Once they open the bar and the vampire shit starts, it turns into the most boring retarded obligatory-feeling checklisty film imaginable. Coogler is a faggot who comes across as always trying desperately to "define" the CULCHA and sell himself as some "real" one, from the tryhard sex scenes that have zero real passion or and feel more like cheap porn, to the retarded "BLACK MUSIC IS DA CULCHA NYUGGA" time portal montage, to the insistence on highlighting every anti-vampire trope's effectiveness EXCEPT for crosses and christian symbols, as he tries to "claim" or highlight the importance of voodoo bullshit, like he resents the fact that his amazing genius ancestors were committed to da huwhite man's religion, but doesn't have the balls to say it outright.

He comes across like he's always trying to create Wakanda in real life, just fabricating a sense of legitimacy and history for American blacks where there is none. Sure you can have subtext and allegory and stuff under the surface, but he doesn't actually focus on the writing or the story or the vampire premise at all, it's all treated as an obligation that he needs to get through in order to achieve greater real life status. You never get the sense that this is a guy who actually loves films or horror or vampires, because he treats everything like a ticket to a better life. all the characters and all the plot points are just things that he needs to quickly get through in order to achieve the superficial label of a vampire film. It's the same thing he did with Black panther. The whole film felt like an obligation from a guy that wanted to fast forward to the part where he starts getting worshipped as a hero for black culture, and not as a passion project from someone who actually enjoys cinema itself. He loves blackness, filmmaking is just an obstacle in the way.
Anonymous No.211466731
>>211462740
who?
Anonymous No.211466798 >>211467550
I find her looks overly bland. I'd prefer if she looked Blacker, Flippier, or Jewier
Anonymous No.211466860
I consider her a zoomer even though I think technically she is the last year of millennials.
Anonymous No.211467550
>>211466798
Anonymous No.211467874
>>211458984 (OP)
I dunno. Your pic and you saying it was a good movie about vampires got me to look it up, then the cast and poster told me it’s actually a gay piece of shit that I’m not interested in seeing.
Anonymous No.211468486
>>211459134
I need a big booty mystery meat gf
Anonymous No.211469008
>>211458984 (OP)
Based Guy Fieri reference
Anonymous No.211469088 >>211470012
>>211458984 (OP)
What is this protrusion?
Anonymous No.211469583
>>211458984 (OP)
i just finished watching it. stupid asian bitch lol
Anonymous No.211469660
>>211462264
>Was she nude in it?
non but there's a semi sex scene . its only a few seconds though.

>>211464943
the dancing scene mixing in current black music/culture into it was stupid imo and im a black man saying that. crip walking and twerking isnt a good thing to glorify imo.
Anonymous No.211469965
This movie sucked and I'm not afraid of any bluename saying otherwise.
Anonymous No.211470012
>>211469088
That's called a 'thumb' I think
Anonymous No.211470150 >>211470288 >>211470848
>>211464943
Every single black artirst has to define their blackness through the lense of the levels of blackness derfined by rich objectibvel evil people who control major black music and media.
Then decimate and denigrate anything black that doesn't fit into those things.

The vampire thing was good but should have taken precendent rather then be a selling point and way to move the story forward.
Them being twins could have been played up a bit more to speak on the black condition rather then be a way to split the story because he had to capitualte to two different groups.

As for the running through check marks to get to the next black thing. It's yeah. You're right. But not in the way that you think

He's doing it to prove how black he is and to say something. the atrtempt to reclaim an entire genre of music made by and for black people
The fact that you're upset thta you're seeing black anything has...COLORED your view.


Lastly, I'm not going to lie that irish song went hard as fuck.
Anonymous No.211470288
>>211470150
>has...COLORED your view.
Anonymous No.211470848
>>211470150
>Lastly, I'm not going to lie that irish song went hard as fuck.
the irish song when they were all in a circle around the main vampire was cool and his little irish river dancing yep. it "went hard" as the youngins say
Anonymous No.211471149
>>211464090
I somehow bought into the hype and was excited to watch it... it's From Dusk Til Dawn filtered through the TWISTED mind of Jordan Peele
Anonymous No.211471816 >>211472024
>movie about vampires
>vampires are killed
>for some reason they still sneak in 5 minutes of main black guy killing a bunch of whites in the end
They don't even try to hide it
Anonymous No.211472024
>>211471816
>for some reason
you werent paying attention
Anonymous No.211472519
>>211459134
literally nobody thinks this
Anonymous No.211473635
>>211459134
holy fag alert
Anonymous No.211474510
>>211459535
good morning sir
Anonymous No.211476970
>>211459134
Fuck off Paddy. No one wants to hear your IRA hot takes.
Anonymous No.211477073
>tf lil Shameik gon do
Anonymous No.211477209
>>211458984 (OP)
That would require from the movie to have sexy vampires in it.
Last time I've checked, there was an ugly Irishman, average looking chick, and a whole lot of really ugly people, with special mention to the first duo that gets turned. Fuck those inbred mugs...
Anonymous No.211477433
such a weird movie
everyone's acting well too
the only thing I don't get is "honorable vampires"