Aliens Edition
>/ftl/ News Day 2:โข Family Dinner tonight!
โข Ellie got busted for stealing a WKUK skit.
โข Freddy wrote a movie script about alien skaters who smoke Ayahuasca. May get to direct it tonight.
โข Angie cried while looking for the photos.
โข Daniel stole Angies photos of her and her bf. He promised not to rip them.
โข Toys: Enabled! Show your favorite fish you love them!
โข New Challenge: Comedy Sketch (performed tomorrow night).
โข Daniel led the house through an exercise routine in the garage.
โข Conversation scenes were filmed.
โข Challenge: Dress To Impress (Winner: Rachel)
โข Jet has ruled that breaking things is NOT a Day 2 activity.
โข Fans sent "Smash it!" TTS to Aryeh and Angie to break the dresser, causing Ben to come up and yell "Cringe!" at them.
โข Ellie mogs.
โข Direnc mogs.
โข Freddy mogs.
โข Angie is controversial.
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Previously on /ftl/
>>211458411
I can't say that I'll never smoke crack again, that would be crazy if I said that.
freddy really wants to be a gay tiger
>>211459789ancient boomer sketch show
>>211459789White karate underground klan
Girthmaster's on the way to the 'tank currently. Angie and Ellie will be introduced to him first.
-Jet
>You should jerk off bulls
Would Jimmy be a good option. Hes pretty pasive nowadays. However if the crew told him he needed to get with Ellie or hes never allowed to associate with Fishtank again, this could cause some fireworks.
>new scene idea: i am mayli
Qrd on the day so far?
I offer a joopy as payment foe the information
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bored feeling kinda slutty
>>211459806Where can I see this?
>>211459789actual kino. not a perfect hit rate but at its best it might be the best sketch show of all time
idgaf how hot and almost-minor she is
if Ellie is still in the house after day 10 the season is going horribly wrong
never forget Halloween 2024
increase the tts price jet
these tts suck ass
>>211459841fuck off jimmy
>>211459860Ellie and Angie are the final 2. Season 1 re-run.
>>211459844>when the asian hooker wont leave
>angie get on her knees and purrs
>fred: "I can't be gay now"
>>211459841get him off his meds and back around 90 pound girls half a decade younger than him and he'll go postal again
Really good, really good, but for this next on,ecan I get you happier and with your mouth open
>>211459859agreed. wkuk is peak
>>211459864>these tts suck assall the funny viewers left
now its just unfunny simps and paypigs
>>211459854whatโs going on here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI
>>211459864by your logic people with money are funny, usually the opposite. you are neither...
how many days until she starts marky posting?
dork ass nigga said by your logic
>I know what we can do, lets play Hangman
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
why are the girls telling freddy he can't speak as an animal. LET HIM BE A GAY TIGER AND SPEAK
>>211459883ellie will get broken, go silent mode for a few hours, then leave
why is ellie scared to say faggot
>i've eaten pussy before so i can say faggot
>I can say that I've eaten pussy before
based wrench
>>211459922Kek, it's kino!
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>>211459895Jimmy was raped.
Now Ellie is stealing another WKUK sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI
>>211459916she isnt really a mde/fishtank person she just wants to be famous and has been applying for different reality shows for 10 years
>>211459864the more they cost the more simps and parasocial retards it'll be. the good posters aren't the ones dropping their salary on robot voices on the autism reality show
>>211459922S4 peaked here.
>>211459929>>211459930she's afraid she'll get sent to the principals office
>>211459896I want to rip that coat off of her and have sex with her tight, virgin eighteen year old body
>Ellie won't say faggot
ok its over now
i want freddy and wrench to get in a relationship and they do normal stuff like have kids and pay mortgages
>>211459929Stupid people think words that they think is not okay to say, is fine if the person the word describes say it
>>211459846how has this one not been posted 1 million times what the fuck im goopy
>>211459854On bant for like 4 months or so a tranny from Luxembourg sperged out daily about Jimmy. he was upset that he was seeing other people hilarity ensued.
perky dark nipples confirmed
rachel is going to sabtoage every single team she is a part of
>>211459929>>211459930she is literally in the most liberal highschool lmao
she is afraid that she will get expelled because she probably would
>>211459940Crazy how the literal crack whore manages to be the most likeable of the bunch
>>211459959Her onlyfans will get taken down.
>>211459947Production should just find a way to relate any idea they come up with to a wkuk sketch lol
why does TTS keep spamming abotu big mom
>>211459974freddy is a gay tiger
>I want to be a right wing grifter
>get on the right wing grifter show
>wont say slurs
the career is over before it began
she should just make an onlyfans
Daniel starting to creep out Angie lol
Ridgehead is a little too preoccupied with trannies
>>211459789I firmly believe the audience would prefer to see a skit that makes fun of 4channers rather than tries to pander to them using stale memes
Saying โa gorillian jews!โ or referencing JK Rowlingโs Twitter is so fucking lame itโs insane. A self aware contestant would tease the audience a bit - maybe a skit where they pretend to be Jet/Ben directing the show and huffing galaxy gas
What would (You) choose for a skit?
Tuning in to this season for the first time. What is the shtick this time? QRD?
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big mom dies by lava is actually funny because rachel thinks they are threatening her mother with a lava death
>>211459978you are a RETARD
i still would suck on ellie's perky dark nipples
>>211459947why does this 11th grader watch wkuk?
>>211459985I think it's because rachel thought it was talking about her mom and got pissed about it
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>says she always has ideas running through her head, super creative
>can't think of a single good idea for a sketch
>>211459996Nobody is pretending its not slop this time
>>211459989She's gotta build up to it desu
>>211460011this but freddy's cock
>>211459978>laughs at holocaust jokes>teaching other fish what the 13% means
Lmao Freddy laughing at that tts was pretty funny
basically havent watched today
is there a reason ellie stox is so low? or is it just her being boring
why is she so retarded? was she raped?
>>211460018she's too upset picturing her mother burning in lava
>>211459996Season 1 house full of fans, โhuge twistโ alleged
Nine of the contestants now are actually posted on the contestant page
>>211460023fuck the CIA
all my niggas CIAK
>>211460032she stole a wkuk sketch for her sketch idea
>>211460017is it something to do with one piece? don't know if its a big spoiler or something
>>211460032she won't say le slurs for le chud audience
>>211459989yea maybe wait until after you leave your high-school that's predominantly browns and Asians
>>211460033typical zoomie
rachel is already mentally broken
>>211460033she's 18 and likes this show.
how the fuck does someone like rachel even come across fishtank or enjoy it? this bitch doesnt even like comedy
>>211460018>uncreative>unfunny>thinks Sam Hyde's crew could possibly help get in the acting sceneWhat even is her plan?
My sketch idea is Americans killing indians fast forward to a Jeet getting a H1b Visa and saying to himself
Were back! *hes wearing mde merch*
>>211460032it was purely a glitch, they never got as low as the announcement said
>>211460033average bugperson
what if we made a sketch where a tranny spits in my mouth and pegs me haha
Props to Fred for being the only normie on the show who hasn't complained about offensive TTS.
>>211460018the fish are already tired of her lmao
>>211460033>homeless methhead momaddicts will do crazy things for money
>>211460069LIBERATE COMEDY
>>211460069LEGALIZE COMEDY
>>211460033she's an Asian girl in HS that watches ip2/cx streamers
>the animal gets horny because of a picture
Ellie that's another WKUK sketch. LMAO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MMxqntYVyw
>>211460059it would not matter if she wasnt grifting
>>211460030>>laughs at holocaust jokes>>teaching other fish what the 13% meanswe are no longer in 2020, this is literally normie level
she wont say faggot because thats actual edge still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0oAYikhfJE
its really peculiar with asians and their communities
>>211460075"no we're not going to release it, it's just for personal use"
>>211460054yeah it's a spoiler but it's not confirmed tbf
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>American humour
...
Damn Daniel, cram more /pol/ memes into this sketch
>>211460105the grifting thing was obviously a joke because she was talking to sam lol
>whatever's the littlest to do is what I'll do
Holy shit this fat bitch
>>211460032Shes done nothing. This despite the fact that she was literally handed a major role in one of the wiggers skits
wow bedroom 4 is real cringe
>im burnt out today
ITS DAY 2 YOU FAT FUCK
>>211460088areyeh has had his out all day while all the girls wear shoes to bed. its never been more grim in the tank
>>211460088ellie told angie to hide them
>>211460128>how do you do, fellow channers the season
>>211460129stream sniping Ac7ionMan
The girls this season SUUUUCK
>>211460106"faggot" isn't even edgy, it's allowed on youtube.
>>211460069>doesn't like le nigger faggot fourteen year old edgelord humourCOMEDY COP
Angie gang on the front, Ellie niggers on the back
>>211460133its like watchin 4 tayleighs
>>211460134They haven't even done anything today too...
>>211460134fat people always sleep like 16 hours a day on this show
an anon called it as soon as she appeared
>>211459738 (OP)not watching
what's the quick rundown
>who's who>how many people know
i need to queen out with dawrench
>>211460134To be fair. Im burnt out to.
im the same age as ellie, her sense of humor/understand is average for anybody who goes to public schools
its very common with guys but obviously not with girls
4chan/rw/rp humor has penetrated to the mainstream from stuff like tiktok and youtube shorts
I have friends who only use instagram and tiktok but know about yakub, great replacement, all the surface level shit
>>211460164yesterday nothing happened and today has a QRD in the OP.
read bottom to top.
This is the first time in a season I generally like every character
Angie was a little annoying at first, but she's turned endearing real fast
The only one I mostly dislike is rachel because she's mega annoying and loud, but the brings a good energy to dislike
Jin is a little bland, but overall it IS actually a pretty solid cast
Angie/Jupie gang on the front, Ellie niggers on the back
>>211460033she was born in 2007 and I started watching MDE in 2012. damn i feel old
>>211460164Josie won
All know
>>211460168that's benleaks bro
I think he's still banned
>>211460168he's hiding in the bant thread
this is the first season where I don't feel remotely invested early on
>>211460149You try too hard
Do you think Ellie paints her toes?
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from left to right. clockwise:
>The Poet
>The Jester
>The Sage
>The Dancer
>>211460164everyone knows.
it's a fan season by design by jet.
>>211460155I wish i had 4 tays
>>211460145that was s2. jimmy making tnd jokes and looking at sam for approval, tayleigh's whole existence, brian calling summer a coalburner, etc.
>>211460106>normie levelholocaust jokes yeah, but 13% would fly over even the most racist of normies heads
>>211460152if she was calling it played out or cringe she'd be right, but she keeps saying how offensive and fucked up it is
>>211460164>morbidly obese woman>bwc slut #1>bwc slut #2>crackhead australian camgirl>autist #1>autist #2>autist #3>burnout alcoholic
>>211460168i post and then screenshot my post and then post it on twitter for more attention
>>211459978where does she go?
>>211460184>This is the first time in a season I generally like every charactermondocord working overtime ITT
>>211460033She's so pretty bros
I'm thinking this season is like S2 but much, much better, the cast are more "average" weirdos instead of deranged psych ward lunatics like Jimmy and Summer
Another benefit this season is that ACTUAL CONFLICTS AND ARCS are already emerging without being forced by wiggers, and then falling flat from "production told me to do it" moments. Daniel fucked with that girl's pictures and it caused a big stink; Freddy came in extremely extraverted and talkative and has since become very reserved and is clearly overwhelmed and just looks afraid all the time
In S2, some fish were insufferable to the audience but they didn't bother eachother (Think of that one night when they realised they were all fishtank fans and started yelling WHERES THE ICE CREAM IN THIS JOINT?), they had a lot of fun while the audience were annoyed.
This time around, the insufferable fish are annoying the audience, AND the other fish, so the dynamic of "annoying fishtank fans" actually works instead of immediately turning into S2 friendtank
>not the leader of the group for once
>just sulks in the corner
kill rachel
Work in progress
Gave up on Ellie
>>211460198It's serving S3 RV vibes
Letโs be honest, season three had a way more kino beginning and these new fish fucking suck.
>>211460168He will be back 2moro i think
this shit is so boring. Fuck you Jet.
>>211460184The cast is a solid 5/10 across the board.
I think I prefer having a few 8+/10s and a few 2/10s.
This can't be the real season....
>>211460164everyone knows
>>211460231They need to pump her up some more
Theories for the โtwistโ and why the contestants page is still empty?
>>211460232fat is fatty + jimmy
>>2114602023 retards and a whore
>>211460216most accurate rundown ive seen
>"I got a sketch idea!"
>"What if we all got confronted by our moms for mean messages we sent online!"
>>211460232Angie is Ted + Letty
>>211460164It's like season two, but instead of being 1/10, it's 6/10 so far. (Bear in mind this is a "back to basics" season, so we're on a slow burn Day 2.)
>>211460199Klaus
Always
Wins!
>KAW
>>211460232KYS seriously pathetic.
This fat cunt is seriously gonna annoy me as the show goes on
>>211460245freddy seemed to be trying to sell it like he didn't know at first, i'm curious why. it wasn't until he mentioned the s3 house and direnc pressed him that he admitted he'd "seen clips"
>>211460243It is definitely missing an alex presence
We'll see how it all turns out
>>211460252The twist is there is no twist
>>211460252Its gonna turn into spacetank and they will start jumping between alternative dimensions (different fishtank houses)
>>211460232Freddy being vance + jeff is the most accurate
>>211460271you misspelled season one
>>211460232letty has no personality
>>211460245daniel looks so bizarre
like someone you'd see in a dream
>>211460228>Daniel fucked with that girl's pictures and it caused a big stink; Freddy came in exhe was told to do that too
>>211460213Every Latino guy below the age of 30 knows le 13% meme
>>211460232Jin is Shinji + Ted
>>211460232That's pretty accurate
>>211460232Ellie would be JC + Binx. Jin would be Shinji + Luke
Fred will go far on sheer stupidity, he just responded to something he thought the person said and forgot what he was saying mid response.
X thing plus X = Kino wow
They forgot to cast a superstar
>>211460276that's her job
she is there to farm hate TTS
so this rachel chick bought an entire wardrobe for the show and also bought production over 1k worth of presents? who the actual fuck is this chick?
>>211460252it's a hastily thrown together season with no planning or twist
>>211460266redoing a sam sketch in front of him for a competition would be pretty funny
Huhhm can I get Chad's dick now?
>>211460232replace letty w/ summer ffs
>>211459978Nah in her interview with ac7ionjew she clearly leans right. Sheโs just smart and doesnโt wanna completely ruin her prospect of getting a real job since sheโs still 18 and might have hope compared to these other burnouts, wouldnโt be surprised if she says fuck it later on though
>cute
>enthusiastic
>energetic
>wears her emotions on her sleeve
>provides more interest than Ellie
Easily best girl
>Daniel steals Angie's shit and makes her cry
>Picks her for his team right after
A fishtank love story
>let's just finish it tomorrow
Great job Jetroon, the fish are bored
>>211460281He said he'd looked at clips the moment he came on the show, why are you trying to force this "plant" shit?
>>211460213the 13% dog whistle is babies first grift, you can just feign ignorance if pushed on it
but saying nigger and faggot is an actual future career risk and she will never do it
>>211460300shit was he? I missed that
Did TTS tell him to do it or was it production?
>>211460232Ellie is obviously josie
>>211460232add luke for jin
>I was right, nothing ever happens
That's about right
angie has more personality than ellie and letty combined
>I got an idea!
>proceeds to steal WKUK sketches
Angelina has perfect onlyfans physiognomy
Just imagine an Angie crying blowjob POV video
>>211460309chat is this true?
>>211460338Pretty sure TTS
>>211460252multiple casts in multiple houses, famous neighborhood starts week 2 in the season 2 house
s1 flashback with that singing child's toy
DESTROY her head with an F350 tire
s1 og here. first season I havent felt compelled to tune back into. anything happen yet today, at all?
>ellie's skin tight shorts
hhnnnggg
>>211460232 Fuck you comparing Direnc to that insipid vapid flip whore
do you watch the ads? sometimes i watch the ads
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>>211460232Rachel is Fatty + Tayleigh
I'm pretty sure the contestants think the ads are a gaslight.
>>211460232so according to that drawing Aryeh must have shaved his head for the show
>>211460330good move by danny boy. if angie and rachel were on the same team they wouldve talked things out and the only conflict so far wouldve ended
>>211460163this kind of shit makes me cringe. so many mid and even pretty good looking girls that i went to hs/college with tried and failed at being models/influencers. making shitty tiktoks and following trends for little to no followers, getting professional pics done, taking artsy pics of themselves in a field or sitting in water fully clothed. the cringe part is that they don't grow out of it and continue this type of attention seeking behavior into their late 20s and beyond.
drop the twist
im fucking bored
>>211460164Everyone knows just like S2 and S3
>>211460347In less than year she'll be collabing with Girthmaster
>>211460336never said he was a plant dumbass i think he maybe had a peabrained plan to hide his power level or something as a 'strat'
>>211460213they absolutely wouldnt
i see 4chan edits get reposted to instagram and get over 100k+ likes
any right wing twitter joke is well known to highschool guys who use tiktok
>>211460369i did but there's 3 of em on loop
>>211460359Nah. It fucking sucks
>fat freak pretending she isn't hungry
a tale as old as time.
>>211460368Doesn't he impregnate 3 15 year olds in this movie?
is the ability to say naughty words really that big of a selling point for some people
==ELLIE UPDATE==
she told everyone she STOLE a sketch and went down 88 points
>>211460388Damn how famous is girthmaster? I definitely have followed him on OnlyFans before, dude got a FAT cock!
>>211460399they always say they never eat kek
Who is the voice actor in the "something doesnt seem right" ad? Sounds familiar from something not ftl related
>>211460347>Angelina has perfect onlyfans physiognomy>Just imagine an Angie crying blowjob POV videothats what youd expect but for some reason onlyfans girls shoot the in the worst possible angles and lighting
and they never look the same on video as they do in pics
its best to keep it as in imagination
>>211460232>brings a ton of stuff with gifts for productions>thinks she's a comedian even though nobody ever laughs at her jokes>muh tragic childhood>cannot stop yappingshe's jimmy more so than fatty
the its a gay show transition is good
>>211460405grifting but not willing to say faggot
jin needs to stop cracking his fucking knuckles. thats annoying as fuck
>>211460306Who the fuck were these people
>>211460425Is her mom really dying?
>>211460399i'm very eager to see the daily eating habits of a person so large
>>211460325It's kind of crazy how she made Jet coddle TJ to the win. Joopy is pulling all the strings from the shadow, and we just don't know it yet.
>>211460359Nope, it's fishtank. Watch anyway.
What should I get for din din?
fatty or alex stein tonight
call it
>>211460417 he's a freeloader this season. sam wants to see him interact with angie and ellie. "for science."
OK something about Dreich is really cute to me, like I know she looks greasy but her being white combined with that sexy accent... I'd honestly risk it all for her.
>>211460399they are incredibly picky too
show them a tub of icecream and watch them go
Surprise guest coming tonight
>>211460446lmao alright man reel it in
>>211460405they literally advertised the season using the fact that you can say faggot
>>211460437from lava yes. it's very sad
>>211460434cast isnt bad
lots of complaining in these threads as per
>>211460446TJ will obey every one of Joopies commands like she did with Jet, shes a very cunning lady
>>211460434Early Day 2 slow burn, it's like season two but the insufferable fish are annoying the other fish instead of becoming best friends and causing friendtank nontent
S2 = 1/10
S4 = 6/10
>>211460454I thought they perma retired those faggots after Bloodgames? Did they make an appearance in S3?
>>211460454If the first freeloader someone they all want to meet I'm actually turning this shit off.
>>211460464is this actually real or no
>>211460359>first season I havent felt compelled to tune back intoYou're telling me you watched the whole bloodgames thing and enjoyed it?
We need to be making fishtank bets on sketchy gambling sites
>>211460399Now she will pretend the food is totally disgusting and inedible while chowing it down like a pig
I swear all fat people have the same personality
>>211460486yea jet just announced it over the intercom
>>211460474paying for abortions for my crack whore bogan gf
i think Jewish people are cool (im not jewish just being real )
>>211460486Burt is gonna cum in Rachel's CPAP machine
Finally when to the gas station and they only hard warm 30 racks.
>>211460454it's early
you guys have forgotten how slow the first week is
>>211460434>fat autistic dude with a fucked up body>the rest are boringNothing interesting yet. If you just started watching, it's okay.
>>211460434Good cast, they are aware of the show but not cringe, except 1, but she's a pretty princess so it's fine.
>>211460232I liked freddy
when if they get an actual homeless person in the house for once
>>211460486they said to make an extra plate but who knows if its for goldstriker or someone else
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>Direnc is the only redeemable, likeable fish this season and she's a fucking crack whore.
Bleak.
>>211460470yes i'm asking if people seeing an ad saying "you can say faggot here" gets people to spend money
they always have so much trouble cooking
>>211460477she's not cunning iguys who grew up on 4chan just turn into slobbering retards the second a girl shows them attention
>>211460482yes
alex primestein in particular played a big role on s3
The second they start messing with her stuff and she realizes she's not gonna get special treatment from production she's gonna start screaming about Marky. You heard it here first.
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lol
>two days in
>already busting out the freeloaders
Should I start watching yet?
The comedy skits bit usually sucks
>>211460514it's fantank, there's no point in going slow
step on the fucking gas
>>211460512stick ice in a big bowl and stick a can in and then spin it a bunch
>>211460507there will be no feet this season
jet directed the girls to keep their socks on at all times even when they sleep
>>211460520There are two of those and the other one is not a pretty princess
>>211460514All of the kino of S1 and S2 was condensed in the first week
>>211460460Fishtank has the best greasy whores
>>211460405for people who are obsessed with culture wars, yes.
>>211460533Why does she act like she's a part of production?
>>211460530especially when you have everyone in the fuckin kitchen at once
>>211460446the real dallas
>>211460529People like Jimmy would see it as a selling point.
Freeloader predictions:
>Someone from a previous season (Likely)
>Someone from a future season (Paradoxical)
>Someone from the current season (Skinwalker?)
>The guy who played anakin skywalker
>Burt
>Me but I forgot
>>211460490bloodgames was peak the first week
>>211460533kek! can't wait
>>211460552she's a huge narcissist who thinks she's above everybody else
I'm drugs illiterate, can someone explain how bad Crack is compared to other drugs?
>>211460544What do you mean by "step on the gas"?
What would you like to see?
>>211460560kek screenshotted and posted on my twitter ;)
DON'T... CRASH OUT RACHEL... DON'T... CRASH OU- MARKY MARK MARKY!
Freddy's stox is up. What did he do today?
Rachel is jimmy and airsoftfatty haha
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>>211460194>still banned for another hourKAW
i bet jin has insane genetics. if he worked out he would look like a freak, i just feel it.
>>211460252The twist is that this is a replica of the S1 house, it was built on the S2.5/S3 property. I'm not joking. One of the contestants let it spill last night that "they made this place look like the season 1 house"
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HE'S ON HIS WAY
Most of the cast are tolerable jobe-level fish
I dont get annoyed at all by freddy being a normie or angie being cringe because i appreciate that they stand out in their own way
The show doesn't start until Fatty shows up
>>211460570There's nothing inherently worse about crack than coke or dope. There's just a stigma attached to it.
>>211460573sam planting his TRX firmly in the kitchen
>? Tier
Albert (very little info exists)
Lil' Burt
>Z Tier:
Gold Burt (Perfect Ascended Form)
>S Tier:
Based/Thug Burt
MAGA Burt
>A Tier:
Base Burt
Dark Burt
Bloodgames Burt
Fireman Burt
Jimmy O'Hara
>B Tier:
Daddy Burt
Smooth Burt
Gay Burt
Detective Burt
Prison Burt
>C Tier:
Hobo Burt
RV Burt
Payton Burt
Memory Wiped Burt
>D Tier:
Jimmy O'Hara
Straight Burt (Theoretical)
Fake/Actor Burt
>>211460570it's a stimulant, and in terms of how bad it is, it's like one step above meth
>>211460570Pretty overblown, mainly because it's mostly used by blacks with no impulse control, a normal guy could easily smoke crack a few times a year and not get hooked.
>>211460529you've no idea how gay the internet outside imageboards is with filters and algorithms to keep bad no no words censored, it's totally a selling point
even if there is a major crash out, i will not be able to truly know if its just a bit since the fish know about the show
Iโve watched every season. Iโm not a doomer but I donโt feel like watching as much as I usually do. Maybe itโs time to move on
>>211460547You're right I completely forgot about Rachel. Probably because she only relocates every couple of hours so she barely interacts with the group.
>>211460560burt playing the murder rapist of his dreams would be so fucking good
>>211460570It's pretty bad man. I've done a lot of drugs in my day (been sober for years), and the only things I would never touch are crack, meth, heroine, and ketamine.
>>211460592the only one who sucks is the fat one
just her existing makes me uncomfortable
>>211460364Direnc is a literal actual crack whore
>>211460534sheโs so based
>>211460556Poor dally she tried.
>>211460570its pretty fun but addictive if you have no self control. very euphoric, i recommend. but again, dont be a druggy loser, just a tourist
you now realize bitchtank was basically a room of full of angies
>>211460596we already have female fatty
>>211460570it's more a cultural thing than an actual pharmacological thing. crack is pretty much exclusively a street drug compared to coke or ketamine or ecstasy which you'll find just as much at rich people parties. it makes you tweak harder than coke and i've heard it's a lot more addictive but i don't know if that's real
>>211460570it's like cocaine but instead of fucking up your nose you fuck up your lungs
>>211460611...i'm in this boat as well
>>211460592Why would Freddy being a normie be annoying, it's why he rules.
>>211460589>speedrunning s1
>>211460609i use normal websites and can resist saying faggot or nigger pretty easily it's not a big deal
the fastest possible speedrun would be frank shows up for dinner
a good twist would be going insane for a week straight away and then revealing a new s4 in s3 house with half of this remaining cast and half normies they have to gaslight famous house 2.0 style
>>211460252This isn't the real cast they're behavior is way too artificial. Better actors than Damiel i'll give them that but within the next few days expect them to reveal the true cast
>>211460382It's called negging. You wouldn't get it
>>211460589god i hope its real
>>211460552it's like sharti all over again
>>211460642She can't tell a story like Fatty
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fat entitled lazy pig
>this is the core fanbase of the show you're watching
Iโve decided Iโm too intelligent to watch this slop.
>>211460570It's just the freebase version of coke
>>211460627Dallas losing was the most unexpected turn in /ftl/ history
>>211460673stupid sexy freddy
fatty is fuming and
its making me kek
What is fatty moping about? Is she too tired to go downstairs and help with dinner?
What is that? Is that a Nintendo Switch case?
>>211460673>does this shirt make me look gay?
>>211460614Give Burt a jackhammer with a dildo on the end and have him run wild Jin might work in a sushi bar but his ass getting a ramen
What's the setup this season? They all know?
>>211460686built for white man dick
>>211460587>that hairline
>The dinner guests are their replacements
rachel has such deep thoughts
What a delusional fat fuck
>rachel is trauma dumping
>complaining about production touching her stuff
>complaining about allowing hateful messages towards her sick mother
dude it's day 2
how old is rachel again? she actually looks 50
>>211460383Joopy is just a smart, silly girl it's not that deep homie. But i agree
Just woke up-
Is it safe to say theater kid shit just happened?
>>211460686she's great. people hate her because ben called her cringe
so they are putting fishtank digest on their main youtube show now, and the ai bobs burgers voice sounds like shit.
>>211460689they really like the idea of fishtank
>>211460700probably cpap shit
>>211460689the reddit is pretty small and full of literal redditors and love burt (burt posts there frequently)
>>211460639yeah but they shook ass and showed feet and had bigger tits so there was something to look at
what the fuck is rachel even talking about? a tts told her someone fucked with her meds?
>Literally panicing about people touching her stuff
>is on Fishtank
ngmi
remembering the "unleash frank hassle" meter s1, that was iconic. it would be cool to see similar goals return
>>211460721lol is that what she's whining about? I've already completely tuned her voice out
>White House official says: "We cannot prevent what will happen tonight"
We may have a different show to watch in a few hours, bros.
>>211460700CPAP machine I think
>>211460724"27". i know she said she's a former alcoholic but jesus i really wouldn't put her below 40 off looks
>trying to act "real" on fucking fishtanklive
fat fuck
Is this fat bitch trying to convince the audience or herself that she takes her health seriously?
>>211460619Ketamine is fine
>>211460721>>complaining about production touching her stuffdid they learn nothing from binx and her tough suitcase with a lock?
>>211460661>faggot or niggereven mild normal words like "sex" can get you shadow banned in the biggest sites, I'm not a sperg who wants to say fag or nigger all over the internet but it's too much
>>211460713Chicks dont care if a guy is bald as long as they have good physical builds. I got long hair but lots of bald friends who do way better with the ladies than I do because they're jacked.
>>211460689>Hateing FreddyThats is so reddit
>>211460687i hate when they cast fat asses because they dont wanna do anything but sit and do nothing
>>211460686Kent Hospital is calling
S2 may have been dogshit to watch, but it had unmatched soul
>>211460746frank was nontent he just flirted with Sylvia the entire time
>>211460665Bingo
>introduce freeloader on day 8>call fish to the basement>1 hour later>introduce another freeloader>call fish to the basement>gradually the cast gets replaced>all of the fish are snuck out the basement window except the fat bitch who has to leave out the front door
>>211460305Junkie brain lol
She's the missing link. That's why this cast doesn't work. It was all built around Her.
>>211460347she has a good face card
>>211460724Hard to say when people get that fat. She won't live long either way.
>>211460327>>Sheโs just smart and doesnโt wanna completely ruin her prospect of getting a real job>decides to come on sam hyde's show at the last minute she's basically tayleigh but hot, and all of a sudden she has all you simps in the palm of her hand complimenting and making excuses for her. just laughably pathetic
Racheal barley understands what this show is, she just knows it popular and thought this was her chance to break into an acting career. That's why she's constantly sucking up to production, she's hoping they will give her a in.
>>211460383it makes me hard im beating my dick ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuuckkkkkkk
maejock just tripped, clip it and ship it
>>211460764women dont give a shit about muscles
>>211460661you can get shadowbanned on most social media for using the word "suicide" or "murder"
reminder that this time last season binx had already showed a nipple and called mizzy a n-slur.
>>211460748shall watch fishtank until im tired and then go to sleep not even checking the news regardless of how many bombs there are in israel or iran or whatever
>>211460739jet told the girls to dress as modestly as possible
ellie has only been wearing oversized outfits and they cannot take socks off
>>211460746yeah remember when it was at 98% for like three days because it was rigged and then was at 100% for another couple days? classic!
>>211460748>Whole world goes into nuclear lockdown>fishtank season 4 has no RV arc
>>211460755We need to be saving kalei from becoming a meth whore
>>211460755waiting on some swim stream caps. excited for whatever she's doing in LA this week.
>>211460710Are u Asian and enjoy WMAF?
>>211460748In relation to the Israel/Iran conflict?
>>211460691Tru she almost pulled it off
>>211460699she is afraid she would eat everything
>WE DON'T HAVE ANY TRAYS, FUCK!"
love this guy
>>211460619ketamine is good for u
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>mfw when i watch fucking retards cutting potatoes
>>211460775She's gonna forever have an aura around her like old cole
>>211460434ballsack peepee poopoo fart ass
JET BUY THEM A FUCKING CUTTING BOARD YOU CHEAPASS
at the very least make it a fucking fishtoy
What was Rachel crying about in b3?
https://www.pokernow.club/games/pgloPxNGTx8HF_Uk-jKmZ2osf
It's high time
>>211460792damn a nipple :O and the n word :O broooo
>>211460789good T is a side-effect of working out and it'll improve your personality
>>211460817which one is the potato
>>211460619ketamine isn't even physically addictive, it's basically just a short-acting psychedelic. people just get scared by the fact that you snort it
I had Freddy right under Arya for day 1 rankings. Arya has stagnated and showed everything he has, he is down a few slots and Freddy is now top dog.
There is no "plant" this time btw
Joopy told me
>>211460793If you live in America it unironically might be wise to start following it.
>>211460383I dated a girl in highschool who was the "low-key hot chick" and she wound up being an onlyfans girl. I can look her name up and her asshole shows up in Google images lol.
>>211460801Is WMAF a porn term?
Cause one of my friends started dating an asian girl and dropped that acronym in a conversation and I'm trying to figure out if he's a coomer. Never had anyone use that term outside of porn sites and shit lol
>>211460794imagine if they had told letty that in season 1. the show might not exist
>>211460544they already made a guy chug a gallon of milk day 1. I'm sure they're gonna ramp shit up a lot faster soon
>>211460665too convoluted. jet isn't capable of pulling something like that off
>>211460754She's trying to convince the audience that she medically has to sit in her bed and do nothing. Someone might steal her coq10, she needs that
>>211460757Ehh. Some kid died in a K-hole my senior year, so I never touched it.
>>211460789women cream over thick arms and legs, cope
>>211460689Having objectively wrong takes is very common among us.
>>211460831high T doesnt make your personality more attractive to women
>>211460661I just want to say "retard" because no one other word is more accurate to describe the subhuman retards that you encounter online and even that is getting banned
>>211460830tourist go and stay go
>>211460839it's weird fetish shit that nobody outside of deranged gooners has ever said
>>211460828I fucking love the mizzler man
>>211460794hes an evil bad bad man
>>211460839Yeah he's a weird fetishistic guy. No better than a blacked bbc retard.
>>211460826actually this would be good. make it so paypigs can gift it and take it back
>>211460611>>211460653yeah me too, I'm grateful they made season passes only $10, I might just cancel and move on with my life
>>211460817>give the guy with no motor skills the knifesubtle
>>211460833What about K-holes? A kid legit died in one at my high school back in the day.
Imagine cooking dinner with Ellie
Stop talking shit about Taylor. SCUM!
>>211460709Daniel, Aryeh and Jin are 4channers
Direnc, Angelita and Rachel are redditors
Ellie is an edgy highschooler
Freddie is a oldhead normie
>>211460817that nigga arye should NOT be cutting a damn thing with his spacial awareness autismo
>>211460795youll never be happy in life, enjoy
>>211460801Yes I'm and asian male and I would like to see asian female contestants ELLIE and ANGIE impregnated by two meter tall blond and blue eyed North European studs.
>>211460665They aren't doing high concept shit this season. This is the cast.
>>211460839no it's a r/hapas term, or at least that's where i saw it originally. used by asian guys malding that they don't get girls (i know this because that was also me)
>>211460773ha! ha ha! we have wasted your time
ha! it is ART
i always love watching fish try to cook
>>211460839gooner tier term. certified stroker.
drugs
md5: 5eac9212197309b8fdcedcdd9f904604
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>>211460754holy fucking fat fuck, look at that fat bitch cocktail of drugs. this is the first I've ever watched this stupid fucking show, but the fucking loser with the unibrow needs to slay this whale.
>>211460570What do you mean by โbad?โ Pretty much all drugs are fine as long as youโre not doing them habitually.
>>211460661yeah that's not the point you retarded faggot. people have the right to express themselves, not just mentally ill troons. the lack of balance in self-expression on the internet is actually harmful to society. I should have the right to call you a faggot retard on any website, no repercussions, period.
>>211460855if you are the one posting about how epic someone saying the n word was you are the tourist
jin has already said it btw (rightly no one cares or posts about it)
>>211460839i think its used in redpill circles
go to r/asianmasculinity its full of asians complaining about how wmaf makes them depressed
>>211460748>"Turn on the internet!">What website?">"Every website!"
>>211460852yes it does lol
Heroin isn't even bad for you (just don't OD)
MDMA will fuck your body and brain just as bad as crack or meth
mayli
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which girl leaves first?
>>211460864Coping and seething shitclitty
my stance is the cast is just un-bad enough to sustain themselves through the early days that have the benefit of novelty and relationships unfolding, and the best thing the wiggers can do is NOT rush things for once and hold whatever they have in store for as long as possible. I donโt think thatโs two whole weeks necessarily, but things are in a fine spot for now
>>211460769first 3 weeks were soul
first 4 days were mega soul
rest was unwatchable dogshit
still somehow the best season
>>211460827Another girl picked up her own photo off of Rachelโs suitcase because Daniel hid the photo under Rachelโs bed
Literally nothing
Rachel calls this a attack on her personal items
>>211460839WMAF is an interracial porn tag and theyโre as annoying as blAck posters but donโt recognize that theyโre two sides of the same coom coin
>>211460829Oh hell yeah what's up nigga
ok
md5: cbf4c60c2ebfcc9ef48de733f95b466d
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>>211460900they are always great cooks wdym
this fat bitch is a miserable blob lmfao
>>211460885Just look for 18 year old chicks into kpop or anime. They love decent looking asian dudes.
>>211460911Why they don't just date kpopers?
queue silent hill 3 soundtrack
take note of how big brother puts the microwave builtin to the cabinets down low instead of 3 fucking feet away from a mic
retards
>>211460931>best thing the wiggers can do is NOT rush thingLol
who is controlling the wipes
they are always timed wrong and sometimes they play twice
>>211460874that's tragic but it was presumably cut with something. there's no known lethal dose of k, it's actually a respiratory aid (as opposed to a lot of other downer-adjacent drugs which are respiratory depressants) which is why it's used for medical anesthesia so much
>>211460839your friend is a retard who speaks in acronyms and should be dropped (by you on his frickin skull)
>>211460900i cant stand how messy and unorganized they get
i cant cook like that. i clean as i go because if shit gets messy i lose track
>>211460950is caring about the humm of a microwave an autism thing?
>>211460943>fat person is miserableand the sky is blue
If Jin wants to find success he should start topping in gay porn.
>>211460916I took MDMA a few times. It was easily the most fun I ever had taking street drugs.
>>211460950>"we've never watched reality tv"~Jet
>>211460914no it doesnt, what is this retarded cope
>>211460953gymcel coper
>>211460931the cast is missing an explosive antagonistic personality
Freddy is like the only one who knows how to cook (direnc too probably).
>>211460958everytime i see his posture i correct mine
Eat dinner
I mean make dinner
>>211460945i kpop-maxxed and got a decent amount of pussy and im not even korean
learned that gay term from r/asianmasculinity
all of you vigin asian guys got potential trust me
>>211460922Idk what you mean. I do think its cool to see us whities dominating the other ethnicities but I realize that it's no different from the bbc shit lol.
>>211460978shit bait + you're coping
>>211460897guarantee she has IBS
reminder that nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels
>blob sets down in b3 once again
time her
>>211460957I see. Either way, the prospect scared the hell out of me.
>>211460967you mean that loud buzzing sound that makes it so you cant hear them cause the audio is shit already?
yes
>>211460916no it wont, MDMA is harmless
this has turned into an asian cope thread kek
>>211460906>can you come down and help us?>can i get a second? >bitch you've had hoursRachel has been in her room more than any other fish and two of them were locked in counting rice for two hours
>>211460992Arye stocks continue to skyrocket.
Also, he reminds me of Jeff Bezos
listening to the 2 ai fishtank digest voices talking to eachother is goronian
>>211460950>take notethis isn't that kind of show
the important thing is that Jet can buy new clothes and goon the paypigs gfs
>it's hereditary
YOURE GROSS AND FAT
>>211460982is drug addiction corelated to cooking experience?
>>211460769especially watching the edited episodes it's just very clearly peak fishtank. the sadists who are only interested in watching autists get tortured hated it because it had character development and downtime
she's been diagnosed as fat for ten years
damn, what a shame
>>211460958>everyone thinks Rachel is crashing out>she's just unfuckingbelievably lazy afyou don't get that fucking fat by doing anything physical anon
>>211460916>Heroin isn't even bad for you>every new user vomits uncontrollably due to their body fighting it
what is this munchausen bullshit shes sayin?
a fat hypochondriac. you're sick because you're fat as fuck bish
>>211460999I want her to paint my cock with her doodoo feces
>>211460997>us whitiesno lol
enjoying some ice water and rolling my ball sack between my thumb and index finger not in a sexual way but because i'm bored and it's fun and i'm breathing through my mouth
Freddy has the personality of a really stupid 10 year old dog
>>211460998Coping with what?
>>211461011yeah the brain hole thing is a myth. 99% of drugs are fine so long as you don't fall into an addiction cycle
>>211460852women are attracted to men, and they consistently say personality is the main thing, therefore there's a male kind of personality that has a biological basis
of course, you would get made fun of at a gym, so this can't be true
>>211460931Thanks for your shit stance
>>211461002>ben walks up>closes the door on themLol
>>211461043freddy is awesome
i love this kpax baldy guy. hes pretty groovy and burt style
>>211460978Men with low testosterone have bad personalities and are physically weak. Those are unattractive traits!
>>211461040Wiggers then? Wypepo? Yts? Would you rather me refer to the fellas as the Aryan Brotherhood?
i like how morbidly obese people always list out a litany of medical problems that can all be boiled down to being morbidly obese lol
>>211460997asiancel crying while typing this out
>>211461042oh great. now im thinking of your ballsack. faggot.
It's so fucking funny how "Production told me" is a constant issue for 4 seasons now.
Her personality is fucking disgusting
>production told me
fucks sake
>>211461011Pure mdma isn't completely bad but when the fuck are you finding pure mdma?
>>211460916Ofc its you saying that
>>211461032yea they think they can do huge lines like it's a oxycodone pill
Rate this season's 3 women. For me it's
>Direnc: 7/10
>Ellie: 8/10
>Angelica: 8/10
All numbers are in comparison to other fishtank women, not women globally.
I don't count Rachel as a person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ko-nEYJ1GE
Are we getting into it yut?
>>211460997this some shit Jin would be posting
>>211461069grats on being grifted
>>211461075she's so fucking lazy
>>211460798if there was a swim stream someone would've posted caps by now
i cant wait for rachel to leave in a couple of days
Chances that Rachel is a plant that is present to create issues?
Does Ellie have any social media?
>production told me
goddammit aryeh cmon man
>>211460944i learned this which is why it's no longer in my vocabulary. this was during the era where joji was really big among white girls which helped
>>211460769taylor was the devil looking back, shinji was right
>>211461072You are schizophrenic or 4chan has melted your feeble mind.
>>211461073are you mad at me?
>>211461070You're not one.
>>211461052>women are attracted to menthey basically arent anymore
>they consistently say personality is the main thingtheyre lying
>therefore there's a male kind of personality that has a biological basisof course
they arent attracted to it
>you would get made fun of at a gymI go to the gym lmao and im 10x more athletic than you
>>211461100https://www.instagram.com/noided.e
https://www.threads.com/@noided.e
https://www.tiktok.com/@smegmaoverlord
>I've been holding down the fort all morning
>>211461100She has discord
>>211461102he's allowed. he communicates better.
>>211461098No, a plant would actually be with the group.
>>211461087Fair assessment
>>211461032not always true. i started dope with no opiate tolerance and never had issues
>>211461087For me...
>Direnc: 9/10>Ellie: 4/10 (she looks so buglike)>Angelinca: 5/10
SELL JEW
SELL RACHEL
BUY FRED
BUY DAN
Is she implying production should care about her health?
>>211461075its unreal how shitty she is. listen to how awful she is when someone is there to try to cheer her up. god I hate glops like this
>I dont need pity>rants constantly about problems
>>211460769True. The opinion of S2 is so split because itโs people who watched the livestream vs people who watched just the highlights and episodes.
FH may be the opposite in that people who watched the livestream enjoyed it more than people who watched the episodes.
>>211461098she damiel style flew off the handle at angie today with an offhanded comment from daniel, she is def a plant
What medical shit has she shown? Besides the cpap all Iโve seen is her just touching her stuff
>>211461106asiancel putting his fist through his computer in fit of cuckrage
>we found the photos under your bed
>HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY STUFF IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS THEY ARE MINE I LOST EVERYTHING IM SICK I HAVE STAGE 3 OBESITY I HAVE OPEN WOUNDS ITS MY STUFF I HAVE PILLS AND DRUGS IN HERE ITS MINE ITS NOT THEIR HOW DARE THEY
>>211461030not only extremely lazy but sucking away the energy of the entire room like a fat disgusting black hole
They should not let the whale have any food at dinner because she didn't help lmao
Sam should pick up her plate and toss it like that scene in always sunny
Who is your favorite obese contestant
Mauro
Meg
Ian
Rachel
>>211461098I somewhat believe this
>>211461069Low testosterone being bad doesnt mean having more testosterone makes you attractive, also imagine thinking that "good" personalities even exist let alone women being attracted to them LOL
>>211461055What happened. Why's the fat fuck whining
you should start potatoes in cold water
>>211461138Ellie will never be this low again. Just saying
>>211461109i dont know what i am. im so confused...
>>211461116okay cool
any more tips on women? i have to go out and get financial advice from a homeless person in like twenty minutes
>>211461100she's just a kid
Racheal has only seen s3.
HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE THESE FUCKING RETARDS DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2114604352nd house from S3
Tell her she has to make her own dinner and can't eat the food everyone else is making
>>211461154>weshut up autism
know she sounds like boogie2988
>>211461126What is he thinking rn
>>211461114Im a nigger from dark Africa. My balls are lapis lazuli blue, thats how black I am. Maybe im gay and Chinese. You'll neever kn0o0ow.
QRD on fat fuck?
Does all she ever do is whine?
>>211461139of course she is. the world has to accommodate her problems. glad shes such a production expert and can decide what is important to the show and what isnt
>>211461183if you didn't buy ellie after her confessional you're ngmi
dipped for an hr whats rachels reason for melting down
She's so fucking stupid it's unbelievable
>>211461158Pills for being fat
Creams for fat chafing
Vitamins for being fat
Bandages and tape required due to fat
Energy supplements because lazy
>funniest convo yet
nobody is laughing
>i have to be able to perform
pig thinks she's there to be a comedian
>I need to deliver content
>I did it for the content
>Perhaps im not good enough content
SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP
>>211461116>theyre lyingexcept they really blatantly aren't. an almost concerning amount of women date ugly poor guys, it's just that they're the sort of ugly poor guys who start shitty indie bands not the kind who post on ftl
As predicted, Rachel is flaming out.
>>211461192She'll lose her mind, even though she said she wasn't hungry (a lie)
>>211461184it's okay man i'm confused too, life has so many mysteries
>disabilities, health problems, bad things follow me as a personality and talks about it nonstop
>โI donโt need your pity, im not a victim, im fineโ
man I canโt stand these kind of people
The joke is that theyโre speedrunning the usual Fishtank shit with fans to show how awful it is then for the second week we get the real cast and the real show starts with an interesting business twist and theme.
>>211461159Actually im posting from my phone
If I was sam I would just coddle the fat bitch so she can annoy the contestants
>>211461185The point youre making has been my point the entire time, no one on 4chan has room to talk
>>211461178They asking her to help prepare food
Specifically drinec literally just asked her to cut up some chicken for a moment
>>211461170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCgfIArqbyw
>guys on the roof
>THIS HOUSE WILL BURN DOWN IN THE NEXT SIX WEEKS
Rachel is a Nifty archetype plant, production ain't subtle
Jin might very well be one of the spammers on the gif board
>>211461209she was diagnosed fat and production doesn't understand
>>211461202that and shout
Its jimmy! he is wearing a fat suit and a wig
>second time a fat woman has come on to fishtank to say something about needing to make content
>This season, we're really taking the gloves off
>>211461153famous house was great to watch live because there was always tons of tension whether they would find out or not
At any second of watching there was a chance the kayfabe was broken and someone like mizzy figured it out
Even the most basic bits were funnier when production did them with the normies
Theres none of that suspense in season 4, back to basics
>>211461233This makes no sense
>>211461215she will become Jets new protรฉgรฉ and write bits for season 5.
>>211461233The joke is we're getting 6 weeks of this with a mild twist that sucks
>>211461193nigga talking to the voices
>im gonna eat but im not gonna help make the food
Dare a contestant to unplug the cpap mashine and have the first on screen death.
>>211461220Sheโs fishing for an excuse to quit
She was hoping that the downstairs challenge was mandatory so she could be kicked off for not doing it
>>211461233see you boys in two weeks
rachel is not cut out for the show
>I'll eat with everybody
HAHAHAHHAA
they really need to put rachel and airsoftfatty in a room together. they could go on forever talking about about their traumas
>OH I'LL EAT WITH EVERYONE
>but I just won't help
>i'm gonna eat with everyone
what a surprise
>>211461077this nigga doesnt know about tor
>>211461219guys who start shitty indie bands arent known for having high testosterone levels
>I'm gonna EAT with everybody
Yeah, we know you will nigga
>>211461250Nifty is actually cool though.
bring in an old timey safari hunter guy to chase rachel around like a prized rhino
>>211461263kill yourself ASAP
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cows are still alive
is it normal for bug people to fry peppers without cutting them first?
the guy with no motor skills chopped a potato you bitch go chop a potato
why are fat people like this? first shadi, now rachel...
>starts fake crying
>autist has no reaction
>she stops crying
LMAO
>>211461233How many fucking seasons of "next week we'll have a new cast" can I take!!!!!!
the hog bitch is a nasty self centered narcissist
>>211461233never ever expect anything to get better with sam or the wiggers
nothing is a trick, outside of scamming paypigs
nothing is going to get better
FAT BITCH KICKED. SHES GOING TO COME BACK AS FREELOADER/SPECIAL GUEST WHEN NEEDED. BELIEVE ME. BELIEVE MEEE.
>>211461162The wiggers could fix this by just giving rachel a job to make her feel important
>>211461275No shit. She is fatty, who needs to be coddled daily
>If they cared they'll come up and talk to me
>sends camera man just to record her crying
NEPTUNIAN
>there are people that actually said Rachel was better than Sylvia
KEK
Yeah Rachel leaving today
>I...I don't know how to respond to people crying
A screenshot from 2040 of a ChatGPT Companion bot consoling a OpenAI Platinum Subscriber who has been overeating for 20 years.
>you need to come help and not just eat
>..... *starts crying as last defense against work*
>uhhh.... what do I do now?
>>211461244good luck with the low T
>>211461280He's coming. I can sense it
>>211461304Yea, weโre watching one talk about her dinner plans
>runs up the stairs as soon as someone starts crying
an actual good bit
>>211461246Un2b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wygh8vb-xKg
i think this bitch is crushing on daniel the way she looks at him
jet you pussy turn tts on
if you guys cared about her you should show up
>>211461304honestly i feel so bad for livestock the animals are nice and we just feed on them and give them horrible lives as meat and produce prisoners until they die, but i still eat them, very unpleasant
>if they care they can come up and check on me :'(
Omg
The absolute state of fatfish
Jet make sure production ignores Rachel for a couple days
>>211461332I probably have higher T than you
how fat do you think her mom is
>>211461311fat people have poor emotional regulation
>mentioning that TTS said something that really upset you
What a moron
big mom dies by lava broke her lmao
Fat people should be handled like drug addicts. They lie and word vomit over everything to avoid facing their addiction
>>211461105you deserve to fucking die
rachel acted like the biggest superfan and then acts like this?
>>211460897i fucking miss her so much bros :'(
>daniel telling tts to call rachel big mom snowballed into her crying right now
LMAO
>big mom dies by lava is actually making her cry
>i dream BIG
of course you do
POST AUSSIE ASS POST AUSSIE ASS POST AUSSIE ASS POST AUSSIE ASS POST AUSSIE ASS POST AUSSIE ASS POST AUSSIE ASS
>the tts of her mom being in the hospital because she rolled on her is finally making her cry
kek
>Fatty needs to make her self sad before food is ready so she can comfort eat
FUCK YOU WHALE
>>211461333If he had better posture and less access to the internet, he couldโve been a Chad
>>211461248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOSAumt6YF4
they don't like the cover
they find it very offensive
and very sexist
>I've been sick my entire life
>>211461341BWC BWC BWC BWC BWC
>crying about the Big Mom TTS
LMAO
>>211461280>We were raped our whole lives Rachel i'll tell you that much it's like (insert whole different topic rant)
>>211461351Arguing over testosterone levels is low T. Im gay, and your a faggot too.
>>211461323fatty is pretty tough in his own retarded way, he went through a ton of shit on the show
this bitch is a huge narcissist jesus christ
i take back what i said this is KINO
as a fan of the show does she not know that this makes everyone hate her 100x more ??
>>211461368Daniel wins again
>>211461312>i don't know how to react to people cryingKek
>>211461325And she just called him
>this FUCKING guyLiterally doesn't appreciate it at all
>>211461360They never learn
KICK THIS BITCH JET
also where is the new
>Don't talk about my fucking mom
Gee, I wonder where this will go
>>211461384I thought this was a One Piece reference lmao
do you guys remember the pitch where there would be a homeless camp?
i think the week 2.2 twist is that the person with lowest stox has to live outside in a tent
streamstars was the testing ground for a permanent one-person stream
this will be true im almost an insider
>>211461366they said my mom is going to die in lava without a contract
these people actually fucking suck. aside from judge holden I dont give a single fuck about any of them. Hog is trauma dumping AGAIN to avoid chopping a few veggies for dinner. god I hate her so much
>>211461341the convo she had with him in b4 before his pictures mission was really strangely charged. i think it might be a put-on but she's at least trying to put the moves on him. surely not the first time she's tried to seduce an autistic shut-in
>superfan
>broken on day 2
Not even been 24 hours lol
sending the emotionally impenetrable mentat to give this hog a peptalk is pretty funny
>>211461333trips of truth
>trauma dumping to a turbo autist
Daniel managed to break fat without doing a single thing to her
>half the cast already on the verge of leaving
>day 2
pa
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All this over One Piece spoilers?
wtf
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>>211461311The beautiful Shadi!
>Leaves mom on a hospital stretcher to go on fishtank
>gets upset when fishtank fans mock her
>daniel's fucking stupid one piece reference that wasn't even aimed at her mom mindbroke her
holy fuck
the fake crying is pretty bad
reminder she got billboards for herself about the show
>>211461330Whatshisname really looks like what you start with in the character creator.
>my panties my panties
>my mom my mom
They need to filter all negative TTS aimed at the blob and make fake positive ones so she becomes even more insufferable for the other fish
>>211461366This is must be what living with benleaks is like
>>211461397>does she not knowDude, she's fat.
dumb bitch is about to get hundreds of mom TTS
>*go onto show where you know the audience will push your buttons*
>*give them ammo against you about your mom*
>DONT TALK ABOUT MY MOM
there is no fucking way she has seen a second of fishtank if this is how she is reacting to the situation
How many of you even believe her sob story? She just naturally seems like she's completely bullshitting the story.
>>211461397Nigger she weighs 500lbs shes detached from reality
>>211461397why would u even go on the show as a fatty?? seems like a losing battle
>i wasnt even allowed to be sick for my whole childhood
>i spent like 90% of my childhood in the hospital
..huh?
>>211461390unironically did something happen to his head?
this fat fucking pig. she absolutely loves talking about her 'trauma', giving herself excuse after excuse to be a lazy, fat, self-centered slob to the extent where she has to greedily pull others down into her greasy fat sludge-filled trauma pit.
Is Rachel's mom that whale that ate the staff at sea world
>>211461360she watched half of season 3, she's not a super fan. she's a crazy person
I'm crying too
from laughing at the idea of "big mom dies by lava" making someone crash out
DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOM!!
fire up the TTS, step on the gas!
>>211460768lol this lil kwab is still here
>Fan
>Brings thousands of dollars worth of stuff
>Demands no one touch them
>Straight up tells what kind of tts upsets her
Is there another family friendly show called fishtank and she got them mixed up?
imagine if these are the final two
>>211461433right lol??? all this bc she misinterpreted a tts
>>211461306charring whole peppers on a flat top or grill is advantageous unironically, even if you want to cut them after theyre far more tender since they steam on the inside while the skin gets a light crisp
>>211461431>rachel is so large she counts as half the cast
>>211461422its great. her lifelong manipulations dont effect him at all.
>>211461463He said he has some medical condition.
>>211461432You love sluts because without them you'd get nowhere with ladies. Move to Los Angeles or something, you godless fag.
>>211461344i've come to understand that veganism is basically the only ethical position on this but i will probably never go vegan
>It's funny but its not funny
>cries about mom for 20 minutes
>tts: do it for her rachel
>do what
where do they find these retards
>>211461480physically impossible
my brother is rachels size and i almost recommended this season of ftl to him but now im glad i didnt because he would probably feel secondhand bullied
>>211461351if you think it's a good thing why talk it down? or is this a traumadump?
>>211461463he said its just a skin condition
>its funny but its not funny
ITS FUNNY TILL IT AIN FUCKIN FUNNY
Arya is unironically the most true-neutral person I have ever seen
Having to be around this guy socially must be so weird
He only says things that he finds logically sound after a long process in his brain
>they found her with 8 broken ribs, they were BBQ
>>211461458big people big dreams
Daniel broke two of these bitches lmao
He's holding back on laughing LOL
>these being funny doesn't make them true
the potato broke the autist
>>211461460Mayve she means they would take her to the hospital for every minor thing
this guy laughing in her face lmao
>>211461502I saw it happen in real time
Who is this nigger on camera
>aryeh laughing in her face about her dying mother
holy fuck I'm dying
>>211461501>where do they find these retards/ftl/
>>211461497yea its true, unironically if lab grown meat or some form of fully nutritional alternative is possible i will do that eventually
>>211461523not holding back at all, what a chad
>>211461545he communicates better so they sent him
>>211461506Because I dont think its conducive to success with women, its a pathetic cope
>>211461484he's got a real nasty tag on his ear you should add
Based jew laughing while maintaining eye contact
>>211461311did she also cry over random bullshit?
>>211461574frank hassle skin tags too? damn
>>211461495>christfagneck yourself
>>211461553personally i wouldnt eat alternative meat because sam wouldnt like it