Thread 211461528

Home Cooked Edition

>/ftl/ News Day 2:
• Family Dinner tonight!
• Ellie got busted for stealing a WKUK skit.
• Freddy wrote a movie script about alien skaters who smoke Ayahuasca. May get to direct it tonight.
• Angie cried while looking for the photos.
• Daniel stole Angies photos of her and her bf. He promised not to rip them.
• Toys: Enabled! Show your favorite fish you love them!
• New Challenge: Comedy Sketch (performed tomorrow night).
• Daniel led the house through an exercise routine in the garage.
• Conversation scenes were filmed.
• Challenge: Dress To Impress (Winner: Rachel)
• Jet has ruled that breaking things is NOT a Day 2 activity.
• Fans sent "Smash it!" TTS to Aryeh and Angie to break the dresser, causing Ben to come up and yell "Cringe!" at them.
• Ellie mogs.
• Direnc mogs.
• Freddy mogs.
• Angie is controversial.

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Previously on /ftl/ >>211459738

this got posted a thread ago is it actually real or a troll

aryah is so fucking funny lmao i love this elmer fudd ass lookin jew

rachel large

what the fuck am i watching

>>211461528 (OP)
So samuel hired the fishtank digest guy, who was the only watchable highlight channel that wasn't a complete faggot.
Wow. Kewl. Any good alternatives lads ?

Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~

>>211461552
it's actually real

>>211461552
Its real, dumdum. Keep track.

POST THIS DIRENC

The twist is that there is no twist

>reference Big Mom dying
>cause a mental breakdown in some fat bitch

here are the new shipping name ideas for season 4.

Why doesn't she just go play her Nintendo Switch?

How have they not bothered to set up a contestant info page

>>211461552
real

POST LEWD IMAGES OF THE FISH, AUSSIE ASS, ASIAN FACE, BRACES TITS GO GO GO

>>211461565
Fat girl too weak for the show
Classic tale

DOGPILE ON THE HEEL JET
DO THE THING JET
DOGPILE ON THE HEEL JET
DO THE THING JET
DOGPILE ON THE HEEL JET
DO THE THING JET

guys im getting some grey hairs in my beard how do i make it stop ?

Imagine a conversation between Jimmy and Ari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-PsDZDnBNc
thoughts on Freddy's music?

How did she break racheal

Joopy

She would be running this house.

>rachel mindbroken by a one piece spoiler that wasn't even directed at her mom
>aryeh laughs in her face
this became kino real quick

Sister Christian, there's so much in life
Don't you give it up before your time is due, it's true
It's true, yeah

Motoring
What's your price for flight?
You got him in your sights
You're diving through the night

You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
In finding Mister Right
You'll be alright tonight

>>211461584
Cause they're not the real contestants.

>>211461565
>I will comfort her by loudly laughing at messages about her dying mother

aryan laughing is killing me

>>211461573
Why not? They've got women lined up for their moment of attention.

Angie!

>>211461606
Jet's cum slut.

/bb/bros, are you ready for /ourguy/ on the big screen next year?

ARYEH STOX GOING TO THE MOON AFTER THIS

ENDORSEMENTS

can't tell if rachel is tts baiting or actually the biggest retard lolcow that's ever come on the show

aryeh is fricken awesome

>>211461605
by lava

Aryan giving this dummy actual advice she will never take

She's faking crying for empathy, but it's not working. the mother shit doesnt actually bother her.

>>211461606
Why do zoomers dress like shitheads?

theyre going too hard on this, they should slow cook the hog

Rachel getting roasted by TTS while Aryeh laughs is peak content

>>211461620
made for bwc

>>211461620
@grok edit this picture to make her crying with her tongue out, covered in sticky white viscous glue

>>211461625
Aryeh pic still not up

>>211461637
Getting caught in her orbital range is dangerous

big mom dies by lava

>>211461602
i like it, not the kind of music i usually listen to but it's pretty good, i also have that same electric razor and it's beast

>>211461609
She'll be crying about her panties and getting gay guys sent to cock buddy's house.

>>211461614
She's baiting the audience to farm TTS. She thinks this will win her favor with production.

>>211461637
jesus

>>211461637
holy moly

Golem’s communication script is broken. Production needs to brush up on their Kabbalah

DONT TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER

Baldjew gaining huge from laughing at the abuseTTSs right to her fat face

taking credit as the second person to endorse angie

inb4 this is clearly an act Rachel is putting on to stir up drama/story moments before she reveals when she is alone that this is her intention.

>Aryeh laughing in her face
>"just because they're funny doesn't mean they're true"
Aryeh stocks rising

>>211461625
aryeh's the plant?????????

You'd think she'd kill herself after this but people like that are so up their own ass that they'll keep living in shit until she dies of being fat as fuck.

>>211461565
kino

>>211461620
made for abuse

>endorsements are up
>no aryeh
wtf man

>jessie slaughter
lmao

>>211461653
>Let me give you some advice. Don't threaten anonymous people.

NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT JESSI SLAUGHTER

Jessy Slaughter

qrd on what made biggums crash out? I missed past hour or so

>>211461625
right after i complained there was no page with their pics lol

Telling the Backtrace it story. damn this guy is awesome

No one who’s aware of what the show is would be doing this

just begin the nazi hotdog rape triathlon already

>>211461605
MAMAMAMAMA

Why is talking about rape now

Ellie!

girl from computer

>>211461625
FREDDYFRIENDS will run the show

>explaining jessie slaughter
KINO

> threatening anonymous people is an obviously empty threat and people don't like empty threats
how does an actual autist have good insights like these

>>211461718
What would her feet smell like?

>>211461690
the ear tag is perfect 10/10

imagine being so fat you just sit on your bed all day and expect everybody else to come to your room to check on you

>>211461717
he's comforting her

fun fact: angelica said she would have group sex with her first 5 endorsers

>>211461690
jet needs to get him a dr. evil costume

he's so autistic that he reaches a new level to become based

>>211461728
Sounds like MY MOM

>>211461622
I only started watching last season so I'm not familiar. I do know this lil nigga tho.

>>211461552
pay up piggie

>>211461528 (OP)
>I don't even know why I'm on this track, she ain't even on my level, I'm just going to let my little TTS homies ride on this bitch

>>211461729
Good job Aryeh!

>>211461654
it's ironic or something to look goofy these days
idk ask Jet Neptune

does ftl fuck with xaviersobased

This was the internet lore minute, brought to you by Aryeh's brain folds

>>211461726
salty milk and coins

bitty im fitted

She really is trying her hardest to manipulate the autist, but his autistic brain isnt falling for her metnal tricks

>>211461705
everyones been complaining about it

first nigga to endorse D-Wrench

>>211461695
Literally because the wiggers are too stupid to get his photo to whoever manages the site.

>>211461683
>make an ad saying endorsements are gone
>add endorsements on day 2

>>211461695
He's too powerful

>solos big mom
apologize

>>211461725
The whale is retarded but also constantly getting hate TTS won't make you think straight

>>211461622
why would he do this after his absolute dismal performance on bb22

>>211461735
I've been saying this

>>211461725
He sees the world as a big larp of doing what people like and avoiding what people dont like. He learned from his mistakes

>>211461739
many such cases!

>>211461700
he said that? how old is this dude?

>>211461742
ian was a /sp/ poster for big brother before he got on the show and won

>>211461606
who told zoomer girls that jorts look good or are cool or whatever

Is it normal to be absolutely repulsed and have visceral hatred for the morbidly obese?

>>211461605
Is the reason she is moping really the Big Mom TTS?

>>211461707
makes him look angelic.

>>211461761
>CHAT, DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW I GOT THESE RIDGES

its funny how the wiggers are all ugly as shit but the cameramen are always hot

RACHEL SHLAUGHTER MENTIONED

Daniel is my current endorsement :)

BASED aryeh

>>211461765
Wes too lazy to unbake it from the spaghetti code

>>211461790
it's completely valid. being fat is a choice unlike race or sexuality

>>211461770
KEK

>i don't know if that's directed at me or you
>big mom
>okay it's directed at you

She will make he doctor father proud

If I went on the show, I would be laughing at the "serious" bits and it would actually piss them off and they would kick me off like Cole.

>>211461752
yea :3c

>Big Mom? Can’t they be more creative?
One Piece bros…

YOU HAVE THIN SKIN AND LOW VITAMIN D BECAUSE YOU ARE FAT AND LAZY

>>211461790
yes. being fat should be illegal

>>211461752
fakemink better

>Go make potatoes...
>I think they want me to go make potatoes
>...big mom
>Oh, they're talking to you
HOLY FUCKING KEK

>>211461770
He made Angie and Rachel cry today kek

>>211461776
trying to forget that season happened

>>211461703
A spoiler about One Piece (Big Mom dies by lava) that wasn't even about her got her crying about her dying mom. That's it.
Rachel's retarded

how can you eat so much and have a vitamin d deficiency

EVEN ARYEH CAN READ SHE'S BEING FAKE AS FUCK HAHAHAA. She has no chance

>>211461790
no its normal

Based

arye breaks 4 figures before monday

why do wiggers always get tattoos?

Jet if you’re reading this have aryeh stay up and keep her there. Then have a surprise punishment for not participating and have it be physical activity so we can watch her meltdown because she’s afraid of the treadmill

goddamn they want her GONE

>>211461734
Grim

i know a lot of fat bitches like rachel
I think there's a non-zero chance we get a #RACHELSWEEP, she is hiding her power level

>>211461770
GET HIM HIS MOTHERFUCKING SWORDS JET

>>211461790
no it's morally justified

>>211461810
Endorsing her is a pedo Honeypot

>>211461793
She didn't want to cut potatoes.
>Woe is me boo hoo
>Autist isn't crying or doing sad face
>notices
>Immediately stops like nothing ever happened.

im going to start calling her DRANCH

as in dranch dressing

>>211461703
big mom ate her mom and had mommy issues

>>211461739
he's the kind of autist where having to explicitly learn social conventions means he ends up being more conscientious than the average normie

imagine paying for this

>>211461808
I fucking love this guy

>>211461625
How do I fucking find this page on the website lol

Direnc > Daniel > Aryeh > Ellie > Angelina > Jin > Freddy > Rachel

Can't tell if aryan is being intentionally condesending or is just extremely autistic

>day 2
>already bringing back endorsements

>i dont just sit and eat and eat and eat and eat
she obviously does. we can all see how fat she is

>>211461834
>no fat bald ogre guy
?

>>211461813
alvida is much more fitting

>>211461857
he's such a beast

>>211461862
He is diagnosed extremely autistic

this is going on too long

Fatties always do this. They start off being all bombastic and loud, thinking they can mask their obesity by shouting and pretending they're impervious to insults, then the facade inevitably meltds down five minutes later.

>>211461862
definitely autistic, he's genuinely trying to help

>>211461832
>no body hair
yawn.

>>211461849
So funny. Every woman needs an autistic guy to cut through their bullshit.

>>211461860
anyeh = daniel > jin > angie > direnc > freddy > rachel

Why is Areyeh not on the page? Is he the plant or is he just omitted because he's the most popular and they don't want to repeat the burt situation from last season?

can’t wait for Aryeh to fart in her cpap

Previous seasons had special names for fans of contestants even freeloaders e.g., nifty niggers. This season has none proof that the cast is universally hated

direnc officially endorsed, I have faith she will make it

>>211461862
>or is just extremely autistic
it's definitely this

I'm back from the No Kings protest. What happened while I was gone?

>>211461862
Some of it seems purposeful.
>I thought you were trying to be character, but not now, you're being authentic
He knows.

>>211461872
But Alvida slimmed down and became hot.

>big mom dies by lava tts directed at daniel
I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND CHOKE YOU BITCH YOU'RE DEAD DON'T TALK ABOUT MY DYING MOTHER I HAVE A VITAMIN DEFICIENCY

endorsements are constantly talked about but no one even mentions the stocks
good decision if they brought it back

why isnt aryan on the contestants list

This bitch has more heath problems than everyone else combined
Yet she still thought it a good idea to go on a show that includes a ton of physical challenges

>>211461790
it's greed in physical form, right there to see
no different from hating someone with gang tattoos on their face because you get the feeling they might not be a cool dude even if you don't have the evidence right now

>ary wants to make rachel feel better because he's used to getting bullied
awwwww

>>211461890
fucking kek

This aint Funny

>>211461810
updated

He's Burt but White and Lawful Good.

>>211461898
I won

Why are the self proclaimed biggest fishtank fans always the weakest when it comes to TTS?

>>211461894
There’s Jincels

>>211461898
she looks good in this picture what's going on

>>211461895
that's actually a pretty smile, who would've thought

>>211461910
milk pain

>>211461892
They forgot to take his photo until today and the wiggers are so inefficient that it'll be hours before it goes from Ben’s phone to the right person to the website.

>>211461898
how was it?

>>211461860
Crack whore is my least favorite. She has just as much a lack of personality as the two cute girls, but gets a pass because she smokes crack. Smoking crack is not a personality.

>>211461920
its funny and it hasnt reached the point where its not funny anymore

>>211461728
mshpl has taught me that Sam should bring in a guy imitating Dr. Now just for her
it's too soon now, but in 2 weeks tops

>>211461928
payton2

>>211461862
10000000% autism

>>211461860
In terms of content potential once challenges start:
Freddy > Aryeh > Jin > Rachel > Angie > Daniel > Direnc > Ellie

>>211461932
she sure is a big fan alright

The way Daniel tries to bump into Angie is fucking awesome

>>211461890
lololol she really is stav

>>211461898
based fellow protester

>>211461934
wig + makeup + shitty webcam

>>211461934
nothing is going on she's just cute

Good job Jet, I was just about to make fun of you for not having a contestants page. Where is Syd Barret though?

>>211461935
she looks revolting

when did Vance get fired?

>>211461934
Pre-Meth, Pre-Sarge’s Wrath

freddy is hot

>>211461969
She looks like a Garbage Pale Kid

>>211461934
how good she looks is inversely proportional to the camera's quality

>>211461973
the s1 cast is showing up on week 2

is this AB?

>>211461973
he got mad they wouldn't let him fuck contestants so he quit

>>211461973
lets be clear, vance wasnt fired, he quit

>>211461980
fuck yeah he is

>>211461973
after they saw the s2 footage in the edits

>>211461980
ur the first person to say this lol
since the start ive thought about sucking his cock

>>211461864
stox dead on arrival

>>211461973
He wasn’t fired, he got assassinated by Israeli agents.

>>211461969
Well yeah, I meant in that particular instance

>>211461969
Pro tip for the virgins out there: this is the kind of woman that you want sucking your dick

IYKYK

>>211461969
I want her to burp and fart in my mouth

>>211461985
the binx effect

she could sit and listen to messages telling her how awful she is all day

>>211461944
she's actually nice, Ellie is a chud and Angie is a sociopath

>>211461934
That pic was pre-kentucky meth vacation

Rachel has to be the dumbest contestant so far yeah?

he cute

>>211461973
Vance quit
We want him back

>tries and takes every challenge really seriously
will the wiggers ignore her like they did payton?

>my 2 favorite fish a 2nd and 3rd from last
NGMI

pressure makes diamonds
its time for dark rachel

The Israel-Iran conflict is bleeding through my Fishtank entertainment. Can people just shut up about it?

I'm glad I saw Freddy's fake sword fight eyebrow before endorsing him.

>>211461969
my turkish crackwhore queen

>>211461992
>>211461997
i want to be his boyfriend that annoys the rest of his band in the green room before playing a bar show to 50 people then go sit at the merch table and look at my phone

Angie isnt single. This reduces the potential for romance on the show. Kick her

Please endorse my crack whore wife. Thank you.

>>211461997
i've been thirsting over freddy since he walked in

>>211461901
why do you think rachel eats so much? she's looking for the devil fruit

>>211462012
All Asian women are super racist. They just hide their power level until you reveal your racism to them.

>ive never called myself the content queen
didnt she proudly declare herself the protagonist in the trailer

>>211462018
>s4 postseason discussion

Did Rachel only watch Famous House or something?

i honestly cant believe she said that she'll join them to eat the food, but she's not gonna help them cook

Why are y'all complaining that she's too young? She's 18 and legal you dumb faggots

>>211462035
no

>>211461790
It takes extreme effort to be fat. You don't hate them enough

Grim and fucked up and it's only day 2

>>211462036
same lol

>>211461997
>>211462036
based, zoomer twinks belong to boomer chads

>>211462019
Same here. It's disappointing, but everyone will see their true content potential when challenges start (if they ever do).

>>211462012
Ellie is a fetus. Nobody that age has much of a real personality.
Not clutching pearls or anything gay like that. Just saying that teenagers are retarded and not in the way that makes the show entertaining

why is the lighting so shit on the PTZ cam?

>>211462042
that was years ago,bro.

>>211462019
>Daniel #1
Why tho?

>>211462039
nope, asian american women are some of the biggest shitlibs in existence

>>211462046
>says ben and jet are geniuses
>has never watched the show
checks out

>>211462035
I want her to not smoke Crack anymore if she wins. I'll be endorsing her under good faith.

>>211461944
Anons already liked her before the crack reveal

>>211462049
you're conflating legality with morality dumbass.

>>211462019
I think this season has a decent cast though, apart from rachel I don't hate any of this season's cast. Every other year it's just been 1-3 people I actually like and the rest were dogshit.

That changed over time, especially last season, but my point stands, these people are ok.

>>211462046
Yes, she's only watched S3 from what she's said.

hi rachel ducky the cat here
I think you're the most special person in the world

FREDDY COLLAR POPPED ALERT
FREDDY COLLAR POPPED ALERT
FREDDY COLLAR POPPED ALERT

>>211462048
most fat people don’t even know how to cook. they eat junk food or get fast food.

>>211462055
freddy is neither a zoomer nor a twink

>>211462019
Where the fuck is R-Yah? And I could spell it right if they had him up on the page.

>>211462067
all non first gen american women are bonafide white women

>>211462018
>does nothing
>has no original ideas
>will not get fucked with
>gets passed around by her friend group of mini-Jets

>>211462042
tbf multiple people have said they were fed those lines by the wiggers

You guys don't need to be so mean to Rachel

>>211462075
crack reveal was literally the moment she walked in you fucking retard

>>211462065
He made two women cry today with very little effort. He calls the shots.

Direnc needs to change into something that shows off her ass better NOW

Classic Jimmy bit

Guys I'm starting to think Daniel might be a sleeper shit stirrer

>>211462048
I completely believe it
Cooking is beneath Jabba

>>211462049
She's skipping school to be in fishtank lmao

Jet we need a challenge that somehow involves Freddy walking around in his boxers

>>211461944
She's just a sweet and attentive person in conversation despite being a crack whore, thats why people like her. You'd think she's a complete mess but she's cool and has a nice body.

>>211462051
This. You have to eat nothing but sugary treats and literally sit on your ass all day long for years to get that fat. We're talking about humans with 0 awareness, impulse control, or shame.

>>211462081
>muh morals
you're watching the eat vomit dead mom show you dumb nigger
go back

>>211462092
>not yeeeet

>>211462035
Of course

>>211462093
>blocks yo'ur path

>>211462067
lmao asian libs are the biggest racists you'll ever meet
you really don't know

>>211462116
Alpha of the 'tank

>>211462122
it's summer dumbass

>>211462049
11th grade dude

When Hyde loses (and he will lose), do not forget that I wanted him broke, dead, his kids raped and brainwashed, and I think it's funny.

>>211462065
imagine tj but not retarded

>>211461790
yes and completely justified

I finally realized who Aryeh reminds me of.

>>211461790
its extremely normal. With a single glance at them you can recognize their greed and impulse control.

ok ill bite, who the fuck is this bitches father and why does she keep saying it like hes omega man?

Is Vance really kill?

Its making me uncomfortable seeing all try to cooperate and shit I would just do me in the living room big leaguing them

>>211462019
>>211462082
The only fish I genuinely don't like this season are Rachel and Ellie

S1 Cast
>shlubby zoomer burnouts, a retard, and an awkward asian ESL. Young and lacking in self-awareness, leading to more authentic interactions.
S2 Cast
>4channers but cherrypicked for physical attractiveness rather than personality traits. Kino while they were putting up a facade but quickly devolved into simpbait
S3 Cast
>generic reality tv show cast, no longer restricted to under 25's. A couple contestants picked for viral traits but it's forced and pre-ordained.
S4 Cast
>Trying to recapture the "so bad it's good" casting in S1, still has retards and fatties but they're older and too self-aware to have kino authentic moments

Daniel pisses me off on a primal, ancestral, level.
Aryeh would have at least made a good assistant or advisor in the old days, despite his autism.
Daniel on the other hand is just a useless fag who does nothing but complain and mope around.

>>211462048
I can believe it. There's no shot she'd skip eating.

>>211462067
In the streets. In their culture, the nail that sticks out gets hammered. It's different behind closed doors.

>>211462160
sam hyde

>>211462113
Does he fuck Bex?

>>211462122
it's June

>>211462153
This is basically Freddy's movie pitch earlier

>>211462147
He doesn't have kids

>>211462160
whoever airsoftfatty's father is

not watching rachel anymore, too depressing

>>211462158
oh nice cowboy shot

>>211462127
The real issue with Ellie is that she’s boring and nobody involved with the show wants to bully the baby of the cast

>>211462161
His crimes finally caught up to him.

only 7 contestants?
did they say why?

>>211462168
>daniel pisses me off
this was sent from the playroom

>>211462160
>ok ill bite, who the fuck is this bitches father and why does she keep saying it like hes omega man?
gol d roger

I endorsed Jin because he doesn't deserve to be so low.

>>211462160
her father is MICHAEL LEE BERNARD
Google him!

>>211462160
the examiner

>>211462127
This anon makes a good argument

>>211462188
Cat abuse runs in the family.

>>211462166
>cherrypicked for physical attractiveness

I missed the fat bitch crying and I come back to the angie show, I hate you people

>>211462207
they desecrated my fathers grave

>>211462206
Jin is an incel chud

>>211462202
It doesn't matter. It's only been 2 days, they're probably going to load the house with Indians or something.

>>211462166
>s1 akward esl asian

is this bait

Why the fuck doesn't she go down and staying in b3 while taking this barrage of unfunny TTSes?
If she goes down, at least the TTSes will target others.

>>211462202
its fans so they're less likely to walk

>>211462166
wrong on all counts
kill yourself ASAP

>>211462207
Don’t make me miss him all over again.

>>211462189
I, on the other hand, can't get enough of that shit

>>211462035
she's turkish though

>>211462204
nope, from the outback

>>211462207
They sent gay guys to my fathers grave

>>211462116
he's calling the shots

>>211462210
Make the call Jet

>>211462218
Cole IS hot

next up is the freddy armpit challenge

oh god imagine

do 18 year olds in america legally have to go to school is this why theyre so puritanical and prudish about this?
just cant relate as a euroGOD

>>211462166
>4channers but cherrypicked for physical attractiveness

Cole is fucking hideous

0% chance based Freddy won't try to assault someone within 2 weeks.

>>211462160
that guy who wrote the so long gay bowser pasta

Direnc and Freaddy have really grown on me today. They seem like the only two with basic life skills.

I really hope she trips and falls like a family guy skit

MY FAWTHER

>>211462231
>>211462238
Yeah but where's Arya on the contestants page?

chef it up

>>211462205
KEK

>>211462261
Built like the mucinex booger man

>>211462116
He will be.
But he's also the type to have a meltdown as soon as any of them turn it against him.

>>211462202
its 8

>claim to be super fans
>bring personal items
>cry when you get mean TTS
I don’t understand

do you really think vance and luka would do 6 weeks of fishtank and then go into bloodgames right after? do you really think they would be able to work that much? they wouldnt be able to. we will see them in bloodgames, and if we dont, then we know they were fired.

someone said airsoft nifty omegalul

tay unironically was hot af with short hair

>>211462259
Cole can absolutely get it

>>211462234
She's work shy.

>>211462278
I've had visions of her leg snapping under her massive weight since I first laid eyes on her

>>211462211
no he doesn't. its a completely retarded point made by a retard. Morality is a spectrum, watching trashy TV and wanting to groom teenagers because they are 18 are not comparable in anyway.

>>211462277
>the two millenials
what a surprise we are the last generation with basic social skills

>>211462168
haven't seen any moping from daniel
he probably thought the confessional was the time to lay it all out and his problems are pretty normal for someone with autism

>>211462267
They’re saying he’s THE fish

>>211462263
no
she must have failed a lot of classes

>>211462166
>cherrypicked for physical attractiveness

are they going to replace the stox screen with endorsements?

>>211462282
Woah. Interesting.

>>211462143
18

>>211462281
>my father
>jet runs up to make noise
is it johnny neptune?

https://www.instagram.com/rachel_ahava/?hl=en

does this look like rachel to you guys? trying to track down her father and this chick has the same name as Rachels name on twitter. all fat women look the same to me so i cant tell.

>>211462296
From all the submissions they picked the most retarded people

>>211462297
sodaman is in the basement and he is the main bloodgames guy

>>211462301
I'll always be a Tayleigh truther.

>>211462249
ok I respect you fellow bogan chad

>>211462166
>cherrypicked for physical attractiveness
His hideousness is literaly the butt of every joke

>>211462297
They did it last time.
They were fired.

>>211462319
monkey

what is jet putting in fat's room

>>211462260
PLEASE

Threesome with angie and ellie

>>211462248
i liked last night when she, unprompted, started arguing with imaginary greeks about who cyprus belongs to

I dont like jeans. I dont like how they feel

Y'all think there's any chance they bring back Alex?

>>211462293
Where's the big guy on the contestants page?

>>211462302
so true, thats why hes a 24 year old incel

The Fishtank Understander has logged in

>>211462301
Nah, she looks like a teenage boy

RACHEL IS LEAVING

Daniel is basically Cole, as soon as production starts slightly targeting him he’s going to break down and leave.

what is dranch cooking?

Is Rachel packing up?

>>211462319
She's pretty in an unconventional way. Like the lady from the shining.

>>211462166
you will always find a slight

>>211462317
SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL

Don't be sleeping on Jin, /ftl/

RACHEL IS LEAVING

>>211462366
mauro's leaving

>>211462341
girl i'm saying it's about time!!!!!!!!

>>211462343
I did this with them before the show started

are they installing in b3 the hamster cage water bottles from the cell challenge during s2?

>>211462263
it's just an optics problem
the internet hears high schooler and thinks underage, which is why sam jumped out of his skin when she told him

>>211462327
They really know how to gussy themselves up for social media, so it is hard to tell

>>211462365
pez tho

>NOOOOO YOU CANT BE ATTRACTED TO 18 YEAR OLDS
how is america a real place lmao

What did they just install on the wall in bed 3?

>>211462346
Wearing shorts makes you look autistic so no matter how bad you hate it wear them

Is that hand sanitizer? I don't get what they're doing

Who do you think will be the first returning freeloader?

>>211461944
Faggot simp brain

Hes calls himself Daniel but he dresses like man called Zoro

>>211462327
nvm this girls married its not fishtank rachel

>>211462301
women can look good with short hair but the hair was literally the only thing stopping tayleigh from looking like a 14 year old boy

>>211462166
>cherrypicked for physical attractiveness

>someone drops out before the show
>their replacement drops out second day of show
8 fish btw

Jet the retard putting up a safety sign directly drilling into the wall beneath a light switch with a fucking ryobi drill. christ.

>>211462388
emergency eyewash station

>>211462375
Pack up your things and leave

i love her so much

>>211462344
When did this happen, context? Did someone clip it?

>>211462327
not her

>>211462364
Cole won.

>>211462406
Ellie didn’t drop out

QRD on today please..?

>>211462406
Ellie was the replacement. Rachel was the one saying she was going to be the protagonist.

>>211462406
ellie is the replacement, not rachel

>>211462266
Wholesome family dinner
a shame they will have to tribute 50% to the Hutt clan

>>211462386
teens are only reserved for jews in america, the goyim get the hags.

>>211462391
that's the twist, covid themed season

>>211462373
he's a /pol/tard who can't stop talking about bbc and porn, he's already borderline markyposted in the tank twice. they're gonna kick him out

>>211462388
Rachel is a hypochondriac with 500 diseases so they're sterilizing her room for her

Why did yuni cut his beautiful hair?

>>211462389
I usually wear chinos instead

>>211462332
them toes, my mouth, now

>>211462348
for s4? low
for bg2? 100%

could have used the eye wash station during mauro's chemical attack

>>211462327
>>211462384
>>211462399
>>211462417
I wish we got this one instead

>>211462307
>Groom an adult

turning B3 into a hospital room LOL

>>211462367
don't ever say that about shelley duvall again

>>211462392
homeless black guy from hide and seek

GET IN THE KITCHEN AND HELP YOU FAT FUCK

She's ZYNing??

Jet taught them fire safety earlier and now he's installing PPE stations and warnings. He must be afraid of a lawsuit.

>>211462407
he is one of the dumbest shitheads on the planet, jesus fucking christ. zero fucking IQ

Eyewash station? The fuck is gonna happen.

>>211462427
theres more than 2

>>211462381
Neck yourself, jet

>>211462373
Jin and Freddy stox will explode once the real challenges start.
Mark my words.

>>211462444
I would fuck that version of her.

>my fiance
What?!?! Who wants to fuck and marry this bitch?

>>211462444
hoooooooly

>>211462435
Acceptable
Just trying to look out for you

>>211462301
you're unironically a freak

>>211462459
It's a joke because she said production doesn't care about her health.

Daniel Angie power couple

Too many cowards in this thread, tbhwyf

>>211462425
fatty's leaving

Why were angelina and daniel sneaking up on fatso?

Sylvia mogs this bitch so hard

>"You have my fiance's number...AND HE HAS YOURS!"
yikes

>>211462479
Alex B cousin

>>211462357
>>211462403
nah tay can pull off the punk look, ideal skinhead gf

>>211462259

He actually looks significantly better with a mustache. Didn't think that was possible for men.

>>211462166
Just because they're more aware than the past seasons doesn't make them immune to being fucked with. It puts them at a bigger disadvantage with them thinking they can pre strategize to prepare somehow. They end up going in blind, you can't expect to behave how you think you would so that authentic kino is still on the table

>>211462457
but hes so funny and cool tho. If he does get zapped I probably am gonna piss my little shorties

if they slowly turn B3 into a hospital room it'd be pretty funny from the wiggers

>>211462301
faggot

>I didn't know I was supposed to help with dinner
bitch, really?

>>211462327
this is her facebook

>>211462479
she is engaged to her ex husband who cheater on her or something

>>211462449
I think Shelly Duvall was hotter. I just mean its the same sort of attraction.

>>211462459
pee pee poo poo house

Tayleigh is a whore who sold her pussy to the highest bidder (50 dollars)

>>211462455
or it's funny to turn fatty's room into a hospital because she has a cpap machine

what is this safety bit

>>211462499
that was YEARS ago bro chads stay winning

>>211462511
why would that be funny

Rachel was not a replacement. She bought billboards for herself and the wiggers said she had been spamming their inbox with "ideas" for weeks

Big momma

>>211462511
neptunian

>>211462488
Good joke actually

It's going to be funny watching her be paranoid about them throwing her out over the next few weeks
She'll leave when she gets eliminated on her own
They would never toss a lolcow so easily

she's fucking insane

Ellie and Direnc are the only girls who haven't cried btw.

>you beat your abuse loving edgy loser gf
>you show her fishtank
>she gets on the show
>she cucks you with the autistic guy

>do you know who my dad is?!
kill rachel

Who's her dad

>>211462344
>imaginary greeks
Was it TTS?

>>211462415
not sure if there's a clip but when she mentioned her parents are from cyprus she then started addressing all the greeks out there saying cyprus is rightly turkish and not greek

>>211462263
no, the "18 time to fuck" thing is from porn, because you have to be 18 to be in porn. For the show it's a minor issue that they can't serve her alcohol and tobacco.

>>211462492
>>211462479

wtf fat bitch already crashing out?

Tonight we turn up the heat. No more coddling.

Was big mom just something Daniel came up with or is it a reference to something?

Is this fat bitch saying her father is Rick Rubin?

HER DAD IS RUSSELL SIMMONS WTF

big mom isn't even dead she has to show up in elbaf at some point

GET A CAKE

>>211462530
Prepping for the twist probably

>big mom dies by la
STOP

>>211462510
I can't get past how bad his face looks. the shitty moustache stubble is vomit inducing.

What the fuck has happened today? Just got home from work

>>211462495
real

>>211462459
so people can wash their eyes after gazing on the shoggoth

SHE WANTS THE CAKE LMAO

at the mention of cake she's up on her feet in literally 1 second

>>211462431
Jin is so based

LMAO
>WAIT! They want you to get me a cake, please get me a cake

rachel has textbook learned helplessness

i honestly can't tell if she's actually this sensitive or if she's feeding into it because she knows what fishtank fans want

Lmao she wants that cake so much and knows the price lmaooo you can’t make this up

Have not watched today when was the last time Rachel ate why is she so upset

wait! they keep asking for a cake...so just keep that in mind ;)

>>211462563
It's a One Piece reference

>tts mentions getting her a cake
>instantly she's up and running to the door to stop the crew from leaving without getting the message about the cake

dwrench is the female josie

why is she bragging about her dad when she said he abused her and ruined her life

>>211462479
most likely someone just as repulsive as her

That hat is reminding me of someone...

>>211462544
a tale as old as time itself

I found Rachels soundcloud with a bunch of cringe slam poetry and a old twitter from highschool. She went to Newton High School in Connecticut.
https://soundcloud.com/rach-lauren
https://x.com/ahavahr
still didnt find her dad

>>211462545
>do you know who my dad is?!

>>211462557
not being able to drink or smoke as an adult is so retarded
you can tell america was nothing but the religious freaks that were kicked out of evropa

stops midrant to ask for a cake from walmart.

rachel's husband (from her facebook)

>>211462551
>addressing all the greeks out there saying cyprus is rightly turkish and not greek
She did that when she first walked in and told Freddy her ethnicity and he namedropped macedonia for some reason. I don't know if it happened again at night

>>211462577
There are only 7 contestants, the big guy is missing from the contestants page and everyone is just ignoring it.

>>211462574
I know, he's absolutely based

this is rachels mom https://www.tiktok.com/@susiechariott

>my dad works at nintendo
lol

CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>211462617
looksmatched

>>211462431
what did he say?

I actually feel bad for her now. She was kind of a pretty slampig before she fully let go. She's clearly gaining weight as a form of self harm. Bitch belongs in a mental ward.

you can literally 5x your money right now or do you like being poor?

>>211462617
DAVE?!

has sam showed up to lift weights yet?

>>211462609
kek thank you for the chuckle anon

>>211462570
>the twist
What twist?

Coddled nontent?

>aryehs photo is closer in frame than the others
ben please

>>211462617
cursed image that will be posted for eons after this guy shoots up the production

>>211462559
The reasons are a TTS that wasn't even directed at her and refusing to cut a potato, mind you

>>211462625
RIP

How dare Rachel sit where she sat

>>211462608
not a bunch of cringe poetry just 2 i didnt really look before posting oops

this is fucking brutal for day 2 lmfao

Every season needs a hog, this hurt room and Sylvia's hog ordeal are standout moments

activation word mentioned

>>211462646
>cowseether prevents no valid argument yet again
yawn

>>211462625
>IF YOU LVE REGGAE PLEASE FOLLOW ME &I WILL FOLLOW U BACK!!
>~ONE LOVE~
yikes

>>211462625
>https://www.tiktok.com/@susiechariott
She looks younger than rachel jesus christ

>>211462638
On a 70$ pool

>out of control BBW
We need an expert in the tank.
Make the call Jet.

i hope wrench does nothing the whole season and still wins

So if I understand this right, someone sent a One Piece spoiler to fuck with Daniel about a character named Big Mom and fatty thought it was about her mom?

Has Sam showed up at all yet today?

>>211462620
Arya left?

>>211462625
she looks like a real fart bitch

I want Jobe to be the secret guest

>>211462675
he literally just walked in

>>211462646
lolcowtank mooo haha

>>211462675
Just did

>>211462541
Direnc cried a little after she got there she admitted to Sam she felt overwhelmed being locked up for 6 weeks but feels better now

ok aryeh is up nevermind

>>211462561
This type of comedy vanished from fishtank.

>>211462669
makes too much sense.
won't happen.

>>211462265
>>211462319
>>211462335
>>211462404
>beautiful long haired twink
>flexible asian teen
>19 year old skinny white girl with beautiful face
>thicc latina girl
>6'4" Chad
>6' old money fitizen
>JAV actor that regularly walks around with a boner
>simpbait e-thot freeloader
B-but muh chudwife and ogre

>>211462666
hard to believe she's dying from lava

>>211462679
yeah they should just throw in the towel and give up already

>>211462674
daniel's the one who told tts to call rachel big mom and she misunderstood it

Jin works at Nontentdo

>>211462674
Daniel told the audience to TTS the big mom thing at her

>>211462675
you summoned him

>>211462617
My nigga

>>211462622
hes a boring blob

>>211462679
it's Damiel, just wait. was confirmed to be heading out to the wiggers

>>211462669
this would be so funny actually, i really hope alex comes on at some point

the claire and rachel parallel

>>211462679
No thanks

she keeps saying love and light

>my dad wrote for Playboy
wow her dad sounds like a big deal

>Sam's back
KINO TIME BOYS IT'S KINO BINX LOOK IT'S KINO

UMM HELLO?

>>211462675
he's on the page now, no one left

>sam ignores hog
good on ya sammy

This bitch really wont shut the fuck up huh

>>211462726
Playboy was known for its articles and interviews to be fair

i hope sam never directly talks to her for the rest of the show

>>211462723
yet another season where sam gets along with the asian guy

>>211462716
up top brother! Jet Neptune forever

>GET HER SUITED UP IN THIS SAFTEY GEAR
man theyre really piling it on heavy on day 2

>>211462233
How is that incorrect? Enlighten me

>>211462666
Another milf added to momtank

I can’t believe some people really lack this much self awareness. It’s truly remarkable.

>>211462541
letty and tayleigh cried early on then toughened up

>>211462749
very prestigious articles and interviews

>>211462749
yeah that literally anybody could send in

>>211462674
can someone explain why one piece is "it" nowadays
i took one look at it in 2009 and thought, "fuck this, there's like a hundred episodes"

How long before Sam launches that food into the air?

When do Payton and Vance show up

>>211462166
S1 Cast
>Nobody has anything in common, authentic and weird but sometimes charming mix of people with genuine conflicts, friendships, and arcs
S2 Cast
>Entirely superfans of S1, trying to act like people from S1, have everything in common so interactions are very dull, nobody stands out or feels unique
S3 Cast
>generic reality tv show cast under the impression they're in the most generic, trashy reality show ever. Has 10/10 fish like Burt and Alex and then the rest, like S2, have too much in common so they become forgettable (Binx and Mizzy are essentially identical and fill the same niche). Only Simbal manages to fall into an interesting role as the villain, Alex burns out too quickly.
S4 Cast
>Casts insufferable fishtank superfans like in S2, but sprinkles them in with more "average" weirdos and autists. Now the insufferable fishtank fans actually annoy the other fish instead of becoming best friends like they did in S2. Essentially the S2 dynamic, but it works due to the diversity of the cast.

genuinely the best cooked meal the fish have ever cooked in fishtank history - impressive !

>>211462669
he cant control his bbw either! last i saw, shes still abusing him lol

>>211462669
Only way to save the season

their dinner actually looks really nice good job fish bon appetit haha :)

Hell yeah Freddy keep that shirt off

>>211462656
Kek

>>211462761
damiel was the only one with asian ancestry. no one was esl

New >>211462781
New >>211462781
New >>211462781

>are they just gonna make me roll around and call me fat
I thought she watched fishtank before

Oh wow so the "big reveal" is le epic Burtian "multiple house" theory... Wow Jet would have been cool if none of the bitches SPOILED it you fat fuck

>>211462757
piling it on heavy as in they're doing a lot or piling it on heavy as in they're doing a lot to rachel.

>>211462625
TROLLIN AND DOXXING ONLINE

JUST PUT IT ON ALREADY YOU FAT BITCH

>>211462788
damiel could never

>>211462805
who said that?

>>211462801
Simmons and Simon you dumb nigger.

>>211462301
Yess 100%

>>211462788
>fish this season can actually fucking cook

>>211462783
because it is good

>>211462788
>the two junkies are the most mature people on this pic

>>211462825
3 or 4 of them even said they were in the penthouse. check digest

>>211462806
Yes

>>211462702
literally none of them were attractive, you guys have zero standards and dont go outside

I've realized that nothing will ever replace the atmosphere that the constant smoking gave to house 2.

>>211462679
fuck no, this retard is worthless and so it is anyone who ever thought it was funny

>>211462944
>Topless jet walking around handing out cigarretes to autistic people who don't eat and keep vomiting
>people surprised and annoyed that the fish aren't energetic

>>211461969
that just makes her hotter :3

>>211463021
dude you're making me miss it so bad

the one good thing about this season is nobody has a fucking clue whos gonna win
Probably wont be jin, rachel, or freddy but everybody else has basically as good of a shot as one another
i think drench will take it home

if shes already preparing and talking about airsoft and frank then its fucking over.

ben finally on finesteride?

my money's on drench or daniel with aryeh third. for fourth i feel like jin is fairly resilient and might be able to coast if he doesn't get too much heat from production, or ellie depending on the level of coddling

>>211462913
Post a picture of someone you find attractive