Damien Edition

>/ftl/ News Day 2:
• Damiel showed up for dinner and does NOT like garlic.
• Rachel lost another 200 Fishbucks for deadnaming Jason.
• Rachel and Freddy are being dressed up in safety gear. Reason unknown.
• Rachel is mad at the entire house. Might walk?
• Ellie got busted for stealing a WKUK skit.
• Freddy wrote a movie script about alien skaters who smoke Ayahuasca. May get to direct it tonight.
• Angie cried while looking for the photos.
• Daniel stole Angies photos of her and her bf. He promised not to rip them.
• Toys: Enabled! Show your favorite fish you love them!
• New Challenge: Comedy Sketch (performed tomorrow night).
• Daniel led the house through an exercise routine in the garage.
• Conversation scenes were filmed.
• Challenge: Dress To Impress (Winner: Rachel)
• Jet has ruled that breaking things is NOT a Day 2 activity.
• Fans sent "Smash it!" TTS to Aryeh and Angie to break the dresser, causing Ben to come up and yell "Cringe!" at them.
• Ellie mogs.
• Direnc mogs.
• Freddy mogs.
• Angie is controversial.

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Previously on /ftl/ >>

i don't get it

Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~

angie mogs

>>211464679 (OP)
Is that bummybustr on stream? That lil niggas been on my mind lately

all in on jin

Josie or Letty probably would have came if they just asked. Nobody wanted Damiel

king

>>211464740
It's him

The twist is none of these people are fans and were just told to pretend to be fans

What's the joke here?

>>211464679 (OP)

KWAB

they are doing former fish freeloader dopplegangers

jin = damiel
ellie = JC
daniel = cole
angie = betty
fatty = fatty


who are the others?

YOU RIMMED HIM CLAIRE

DAMIEL IS A FAGGOT

>Custom slides for all the fish entering the tank
>None for the freeloaders
Gay and lame

Damnation runs /ftl/

>>211464740
yuh

is this season supposed to be a mockery of fishtank or something? we're too deep in the levels of meta now, too cringe.

Why did you let him cut his beautiful hair

>>211464731
They forgot damiel is nontent

>>211464733
used up goran fucktoy

>>211464770
we're the joke

bring him in

>>211464770
it's the guy from season 1 remember season 1

>Jet, how many more retarded guys do you have down there? This crowd is hungry for more retarded guys.

Give Freddy a beer fishtoy when

STOP BEING MEAN TO DAMIEL HE IS TRYING SO HARD FR

freddy sounds like mexican spanish dubs but in English

damiel is good for conflict

I genuinely don't understand what angle they're going for this season. I mean its obviously all to do with season 1 but there's nothing funny or clever about it so far.

>>211464757
Where the fuck is the endorsement page!?

So did I see that folks found that good shit for Ellie?

>>211464785
>let him
Sam forced him

>>211464770
hes a filipino acting black

>>211464775
Duanye / Daniel maybe?

/pw/bros, Is Jet's booking the equivalent of Triple H's booking?

This is reminding me of when frank was getting bitched by mizzy and simbal last season I love it

Ayo where dafuq muh shoez bixnood

>>211464731
>>211464770
He uses zoomer colloquialisms and is slightly uncouth

>I wanna see your asshole bleed tonight
this nigga

>>211464805
kek'd

Bring them back

>>211464784
i think their concept was just "back to basics" or something after the shitshow that was s3

>>211464735
Angie Autists rise up

Damiel is allowed to say the N word????

>>211464770
the joke is that it sucks

>>211464823
scroll down on the sidebar

god damn, arye loves the shark hot sauce

>>211464785
Is that vegan gains

new idea
kill rachel fishtoy

>>211464834
thank you

damiel is one dark ass japanese nigga

Brian would mog Damiel

>>211464784
Ermmm you don't get it bro. This time the viewers are the fish!!! Get flippin trolled n buy the season pass

>>211464774
I hate Jin

finally some content

https://www.youtube.com/live/jTK3Ar5Jawk?si=KThwPyMzDfTm_ov-

>>211464784
it definitely feels like it, jokes on the audience this time

>>211464821
There is no angle, the paypigs are the same people obsessed with sitcoms, they just like familiar faces

What year is this?

>>211464612
I support Jon's Twitter crash outs they're funny

*is cute in your path*

>>211464828
Summy of '92

>>211464877
wouldn't

An asian but he acts black nigga hahahahahahahahaha

>>211464733

>>211464877
el atrocidad

reminder that the candle she gave sam costs 385 dollars

What a looker, mates, eh?

I'm drunk

why is her face like that

Wallace & Gromit character

LOL

>no bar

They should bring in a bunch of homeless guys and then start throwing poop

nips are naturally a dark people they just stay indoors, use makeup and use parasols

>Aryeh immediately alphas everyone by beasting the hot sauce
He's too powerful.

>>211464785
Who do you think that is retard

>>211464892
*rapes you*

>>211464828
More like Tony KWAB's booking
Jet has his favorite toys

>>211464891

>>211464774
jin mogged him

>>211464679 (OP)
Is that Damiel?
That chigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in the Fish Tank garage. That shit had to be the tightest, yellowest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Damiel screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That chigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That chigga Damiel and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Damiel I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.
That chigga Damiel stole my heart and drank my seed.

>>211464911
she smokes meth

What's he thinking right now?

>>211464899
and gay apparently

>>211464911
Part turkish

>>211464911

Direnc is fuckin cute ngl

Best thing Damiel did in S1, was leave.

>Freddy already asking Damiel for beer

>>211464909
post tits

They should have had Rachel come downstairs with the safety gear they had everyone throw food at her

>you haven't touched your vegetables Rachel, what's going on?
fucking kek

>>211464821
>what angle they're going for this season
Did you watch S1? that's the angle. Fuck a theme, you autistic nigga

>>211464914
>>211464911
>>211464904
>>211464877
she's a good woman

>>211464828
Jet is a better booker than Paul unironically

poop spongebob

>I feel sick eating vegetables
Do fatties really think that?

>>211464911
Good fucking God.

>>211464892
She is so fine

Post yfw day 2 they already bring back old fish

>>211464844
In fact, take us all back...
To the Summer of Content.

>>211464945
>rachel fat

>>211464914
exactly what I posted last night. Ive never seen a person look like that before

>>211464911
crack and abbo genetics

>>211464892
>cute
>beautiful
>hot
>tight
>makes dumbass fans seethe
/ourgirl/

>>211464911
it's the same filter they used in s3 confessional that made them look all fucked up. especially binx

>damiel
well, it was a good 24 hours. Too bad they ran out of content that quickly and had to bring in the worst wigger. I'm sure season 5 will be great

>>211464928
Its Yunistis.

>>211464877
shes got like a medieval face like vgr. yo shadi pull up a picture of vgr

they should tie them up and force them to shit and piss themselves

these niggas have no idea what they have gotten themselves into.

>>211464849
Hnnnng

>>211464891
jon put that faggot junkie in his place, it's still a shame that jon littered like a nigger and surrounded himself with worthless degenerates during ADL

>>211464891
I don't trust any Jon post that's spelled correctly and with perfect grammar.

>>211464914
Jesus christ no wonder she does shemale on female camshows

>Tune in
>Damiel
Not watching this cringe unfunny chigger

>>211464914
LOL

>>211464960
I've watched every season except for bitchtank. It's obviously something more than meets the eye going on here but whatever it is is probably going to be super lame.

>>211464735
>>211464764
>>211464849
>>211464892
>>211464976
>>211464992
BIG


WHITE


COCK

you might not like damiel, but you have to admit it's better then worse options like Chris, Andy dick,jobe,Greg, or burt

>>211464934
Its very Tony Kahn coded. Tony would have done some shit like that prisoner bit in s3 that was a colossal failure.

>no Emiru
>no ShoeOnHead
>no Ella Hollywood
Dead season.

>>211464971
Jon and Rampage what a strange timeline

>>211464945
THINKING?!

we need to be making angelina pacifier edits

>>211464962
>Crack smoking camwhore

vodka and jack

>damiel

>>211464928
It’s Yunistis, retard

>ellie just gives up and sits in a blind spot

>>211465006
MY CHIGGA MY CHIGAA

ABI UPDATE
>>211464937
sodaman got moogled here

Is there any letty claire type stuff this season?

>>211464974
She's a turk. Don't be rama rama.

>>211464947
>Damien
lol

>>211464928

>>211464998
Cole was and is the sanest.

Anything happen since the bummy buster showed up?

>>211464784
It's like Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time.
It's telling fans to let go and know that they have run out of ideas.
That the fans need to touch grass.

They should've brought back emplemon instead

Is this season just supposed to be a zero effort flop intentionally or did they really just fuck up the marketing and hype. I literally didn't even know it was happening until I saw the live feed on my YouTube recommended.

>>211465013
ella hollywood goated

if you guys had your way fishtank would just be this

>>211464992
>>211464849
>>211464976
Angie is the perfect example of leaving women to their own devices
they will dress like literal whores while being literal whores

>>211465013
>no Girthmaster
>no Ava Kris Tyson
>no Ian Johma

>>211465020
she's a good woman.

>>211464949
someone please edit a red valve onto the back of aryeh's head

Did y'all see the Direnc nude vids

>>211465026
i can see her on 3 different cams

HOLY SMOKES IS CHRIS LYNCH COMING?

>>211464947
Then he joined

>>211464877

day 2 drunk pos challenge

>>211464735
>>211464764
>>211464849
>>211464892
>>211464976
bantGODS made their choice

post ellie

>>211465041
for the most part, but you could see some insecurities through the act

>>211465070
I'm okay with this

>>211465050
that's what it is. they just brought back a past contestant for us to recognize

>>211464998
>Sane
>JC

>>211464983
>>211465025
>Yunistis dying was gaslight.
What the fuck? I though he truly was dead.

>jet is still obese after all these years
man :/

>>211465050
now this is epic

>already resorting to get everyone drunk

they need more contestants

this is why it was retarded to cast ellie since shes only 18

>30
>still dresses like he's 18 (but swears it's ironic)
>desperately tries to be le ironic meta loser but is nowhere near as famous nor makes the money of the guys he copies like Sam so he's just a loser larping while working in shitty restaurants in California

At first it was funny, then you realize he's unironically a "hello my fellow kids" 30+ year old man

When does girthmaster show up?

>>211464767
That's what I think too.
A stripe of a different hue one might say?

>>211465046
heartwarming moment

>>211465029
how old is this, Abi is retarded, she told me I should delete my post of the leak of Jet flirting with some girl and telling her she could be on the show.

>damiel filtering the cry baby bitches
BYEEEEEEE

>>211465079

>>211465052
her bf obviously doesn't beat her hard enough

>aryeh washing his hands like
>SCHLOCKSCHLOCKSHLOCKSCHLOCK

LYNCHIAN

>>211465085
people want even more computer guy

>its over

>>211465086
i kinda forgot about them scars

>>211465078
>>211465069
my bogan crackwhore queen

Rachel will be the first contestant to markypost while in the house

BIG GOD

>>211465070
the second damiel said he was drunk freddy asked him for just one beer

CHRIS IT UP

jesus dude the twist better be good

>muh Chris lynch
FAGGOT

Did Chris Lynch get fatter???

>MEEEEEE

B W C
B W C
B W C

>chris is back

Chris Lynch is the most astroturfed wigger plant faggot in Fishtank history.

>Here are our guests tonight
>People the cast all already know cause they're fans

>chris lynch and damiel

and the crowd goes mild

Oh, CHRISTOPHERRRRR

Big God too, they are running through the playbook

BORING NONTENT GOD

FRED CAN FINALLY BE RELEASED

ITS GRIM

Is this Freddy’s time, bros?

What's the appeal of Chris Lynch? I mean he's all right.

so the joke is we dont want what we think we want but we do?

BIG GOD IN THE BUILDING

they should make rachel relapse on alcohol

HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS CHRIS LYNCH UPVOTE!!!!

>>211465138
are you new here?

>zero content today

>>211465138
>twist

Finally, an actual celebrity.

>>211465093

>locking ellie in the confessional while everyone else drinks
i know what cam i'm watching tonight

Bringing back S2 stuff is kino
Bringing back S1/3 cringe is cringe

Bartender for no bar?

>and then we'll bring back
>...a bartender

Chris Lynch gave Claire a Xanax and she took it.

Damn Chris got fat too

>>211465111

>ellie cant drink
I will still watch my boring sober princess

ELLIE TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET

>Chris put on weight
grim.

>>211465172
bringing back any stuff is cringe

>i dont drink
didnt she come in fuckin drunk

fishtank but reddit

chris in his hawaii shirt like he's getting ready to go to cryo island

How did he score Angie?
Where do I find masochistic NEET flips?

>>211465100
He's already said before the best years of his life were in high school. He's basically uncle rico, except less entertaining.

masterful planning Jet keeping Ellie away from potential scawy moments around ddrunk people
he should get castrated so the show doesn't get derailed by his dick picks

I thought they watched fishtank but nobody gave a fuck about Big God?

hahaha no one gives a shit

>chris lynch shows up
>fred hops up to shake his hand

freddy already first up at the bar, he's ready

>>211465183
chris has always been fat

i was starting to freak out and punch myself in the head because there weren't any people i recognize

>>211465162
Hes a good man. You need some audio mixing done?

I remember hooking up with a 40 year old man off Craigslist. He said he wanted my 18 year old cock.
I fucked his ass so hard and I remember him turning over, he had been trying to push me off with his hands on my hips. And he looked back at me like this. I choked him and came on his face. Hooked up 3 times after that.
Married a woman. Took her virginity. She dont know im a violent faggot

just send josie, letty, sylvia and vance up already

>>211464956

>>211465165
Daniel getting angie(bpd whore) and rachel(fat) to cry was alright, but I feel like this is going to get goranian quick

>>211465069
her soul is so beautiful

ellie needs to sneak drinks like paypay

>BOTTLE SERVICE

>>211465188
nigga always been big

WAKE UP F1LTHY

>>211465188
all he and ben talk about on hk2 is what goyslop they're gonna eat

>>211465104
she said that recently? it was probably her new bf on her account. He goes by Unemployed on twitter

they really put zero effort in this season huh

new lore: you can also smoke under the couch

What's the week 2 twist because its too early to bring in damiel and chris

>>211465206

Jet just took Ellie to the basement so they can make out.

Freddy fiending is kinda funny

>>211465200
If she drinks alcohol they go to jail

>>211465046
they posted it all over their socials

>>211465100
Looking like that perverted unc

freddy... the fredster... this is your time to shine

>>211465216
nice

>having a highschooler around alcohol and a group of intoxicated adults
goranian

>>211465164
First two weeks of famous house were by far the best part of any season. I still have hope they have some funny shit planned. Even if the last two weeks will inevitably be garbage

RAMP IT THE FUCK UP
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VTua1tZQs

>drinking on day 2
things are moving fast

bad ass

Call ICE NOW

what?

>>211464735
>>211464849
>>211464892
>>211464976
>>211464992
Built for Big Neptunian Willy

FREDHEADS, THIS IS OUR BIG MOMENT

>>211465231
It's a rehash of season 1. I have a feeling they're going to change things up in a major way as time goes on. Its only day 2.

retarded bitch went into the wrong closet

>>211465251
fucking kek

Chris Lynch is cringe friendtank nontent.

>>211465229
No that was during S3, has she flipped now and hates Jet?

she really got to sit there whilst they drink lmao

>>211464828
Tony lost

Elliekino incoming

>>211465229
>>211465029

the image I posted is from the February or March of this year I think

CONFESSIONAL CAM BROS WE EATING GOOD

Warming up on the Fredster

Ellie is gonna strip and flick the bean

>>211465247
oh nvm she's being locked away

SEXO TIME WITH PERFECT THIN ASIAN WIFE ELLIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>for the rest of the night
good lord it's like 6 pm

I’ve masturbated to Ellie 8 times so far.

>>211465251

Imagine this, Burt it's Burt Jobe and Greg

drops mic

>>211465029
did jet actually bang anybody other than claudia

>you have the audience to yourself
>proceeds to be mute
what a horrible casting

>Use this to your advantage, you'll have the audience to yourself
>Does sweet fuck all
GET HER OUT
OUT OUT

Fred is a fuckin junky, alchy bastard

Every line out of Rachel's mouth is now a trauma dump.

Dricus? It's Direnc, now

shes in there for the next 12 hours

uuuuh angiefam?

laying on the rizz

>>211465046
they've been saying for months this season is gonna be low effort fundraiser

>>211465279
she's seems on the verge of leaving

>>211465274
bwc

ELLIE: DEVELOP A PERSONALITY CHALLENGE

GO!

>>211465279

>>211465267
Who gives a shit about whatever twists they have, they never follow through with them. Week 5 will be baby boy Jet burnt out because no challenges or anything prepared

Freddy is disgustingly excited to get alcohol

choose wisely: are you gonna watch the boring drunk POS challenge or the superior ellie stares at you cam?

Why cast someone under 21?

SAY SOMETHING PLEASE JUST SAY ANYTHING

>>211465267
>they're going to change things up

>>211465273
oh yea probably I think during s3 she was still trying to date him but he just wanted to hit and run

kek fred is so fucking excited

>>211465302
what is she so afraid, just speak about anything damn

ellie is payton levels of nontent

this nigga freddy too eager to start drinking

>DOCTOW PEPPEW, WHISKEY
based I'm drinking that too tonight when /hoc/ starts

why the fuck do they keep bringing in girls under the drinking age. with that aside, i would drink ellies squirt like an ice cold lemonade on a 100 degree day

soul
vs
soulless

does confessional have tts

>>211465240
it's a $5k fine lmao

>>211465309
WHORE PLAYROOM NOW

They should've done a day by day recreation of season 1 with clones of S1 fish and do a truly neptunian piece of art reminiscent of Metal Gear Solid 2 with a very heavy message for the audience somewhere in there

>>211465292
pics or didn't happen

freddy is about to reach peak performance
we will find out why its a special cast

>>211465158
>so the joke is we dont want what we think we want but we do?
No, the fans of fishtank liked the themed seasons even if it was just simple like 1970s clothing or painting a room pink and casting only girls like Bitchtank. Its Jet that wants to go lazy.

>>211465311
all of them have been low effort fundraisers

>you’ve got the audience to yourself
>sits in silence
Okay

>>211465326
Ear out

>>211465324
shes a plant

Fred has a fucking problem

cannot fucking wait for fred time

>>211465348
jet wants to fuck her

Legs

>>211465324
Uh, the challenge

>>211465258

>>211465100
wow hes literally me

its so crazy how americans cant drink until 21

Doctwer pepwuh an whiskwey

CHRIS LYNCH IS HERE!

YOU GUYS WANNA PLAY BLACKJACK AND GAMBLE CHIPS OR...?

>>211465323
I'd want to drink too if I had to be forced to interact with jet

>>211465274
>facialabuse.com

>>211465299
Abi/Claire confirmed
Josie very likely
According to Claudia Jet also banged CK and Haley

>>211465111
The judge will never die

Dirench

fred perked up like crazy lol

>>211465339
b-b-but payton had an arc and was good at challenges maybe she'll do the same????

>ellie could legally get naked on camera
>she cant legally have a beer
what a strange country

ellie has a very similar voice and personality to emiru

come on baby, take those socks off for daddy

Any minute now...

>>211465383
hahaha

Feels like week 4 when theyve given up until the finale

>>211465299
Abi is confirmed by Abi herself, Josie is questionably confirmed but I believe it.

>>211465324
SHOES OFF ON THE COUCH BITCH

>>211465380
everyone drinks well before 21 tbf, but yeah it's retarded

>>211465353
You can catch a felony in RI

Do I even need to say it?

did she just offer to have sex with you if you buy the $15k fishtoy?

>>211465339
Even worse, Payton had her moments

>lock the 18yr old in a room with TTS on
>watch the money roll in

drinking is gay alcohol is for fags

>>211465323
And that’s a good thing!

>>211465369
I'd lick her legs ngl

>>211465383
Bye

>>211465398
KEK

>>211465404
emiru has like 500 bodies you gotta stop man

>ellie alone has half the audience
She is the draw

>>211465342
he's perfect

hnnnng

>ellie gets confessional to herself
>is fucking nontent
a reminder to never simp. she's basically tayleigh but hotter

>>211465100
it's so funny he used to be in with odd future

>>211465408
blacklisted

>>211465419
Yes

>>211465399
Car Keys fishtoy when?

This is basically Ellie's test to see if she can do anything or should be kicked. Even Josie knew to talk to the camera

>>211465408
Save us Scott

>>211465355
>autists falling for a FAS AS

free's gonna pass the fuck out in 20mins

>>211465421
She just sits in a corner quiet anyway, they could at least use it to milk the paypigs.

>>211465432
Shameful

>>211465435
They should be whites not shitclitty p diddy bucks

to ftl

Chris and Freddy bros

>>211465395
I'm guessing Taylor too
She showed up to the s3 house a week before Tj did

>>211465430
do not care would still - and i dont even watch her stream !

>>211465432
Those are terrible numbers what is going on. Its day 2 kek

>americ*ns can't drink until they're 21
makes 0 sense. 18 should be it but me personally Ive been drinking since I was 16 and look at me, I turned out just fine

>>211465413
sauce on abi confirmation?

i NEED to stick my dick in ellie

going to drink alcohol with the fish :)

I want (You) to imagine an HIV+ positive faggot rubbing Jin the Jap's rectum raw with steel wool and then digging his POZ cock in his bloody colon, giving him a death sentence in the form of infected baby batter. Imagine the deadly viral load intermingling with his intestinal blood. Imagine his voice trembling as he realizes he now has AIDS

>>211465432
now show director numbers retard

>>211465029
liked by bliccy?

>>211465435
we need an edit with all the fishtank chads like brian, luke

>>211465100
NO WAY hes 30 lol bullshit he liek 25 max

FREDDY SUCKS SOOOO BAD

haha holy shit ellie cam is way more entertaining than whatever is happening downstairs

vtuber crossover when?

>>211465452
fred*

>>211465437
everyone used to be "in" with odd future, the collective had like 200 people and tyler just got bored of it eventually

Sam is seriously ruining the vibe, like having a party with your dad in the house.

>>211465432
What's she talking about

>>211465423
TRVKE NVKE

>>211465483
The jiggling is still fresh in her mind

>>211465435
KYS

I need an ellie update stat

>>211465476
nobody who uses 4chan is fine

>>211465339
we love a nontent queen

>>211465369
Whats her deal with stinkmaxxing?

>>211465489
they are bombing her with TTS holy shit

>>211465418
>>211465406
>>211465375
where's the ai videos. that one /gif/ anon is gonna have a field day

>>211465349
nothing about s3 has soul
you shouldve put season 2 bar

tfw no sleazy 36 year old alcoholic musician bf

>>211465423
why don't zoomers drink?

>>211465497
What happened to Odd Future?

More fucking music talk with fat faggot Chris Lynch

>>211465437
whats funny odd future was cringe he is cringe

Season is dead, do you they're actually getting larpers for BG2. I want to watch fish all stars

>>211465432
I have the YT stream on and Confessional cam (muted) on the site

theres nothing wrong with raping contestants of your gameshow

>>211465324
She's asian Dexter's sister.

Ellie is the first contestant I've ever gooned to

How did Damiel age from a zoomer to a middle aged Chinaman, in the space of two years?

>>211465478
do it

Ellie is an 18 year old empty vessel

are they doing drunk piece of shit, or are they just doing chris lynch bartending like in s2

fred thinks if he takes a sip every 5 seconds it doesn't look like he's chugging that shit

>>211465529
They signed up for it

vibes are horrendous, actually missing the S2 bar

>>211465498
He needs fresh blood for his crew of 20-something wiggers

>>211465500
feet on the couch, shoes and socks are coming off soon I can FEEL IT

Chris Lynch is Sam’s best boy who he can always rely on even if he isn’t super talented he’s always there

>>211465492
what's up with that vtuber collab? doa?

>2k draw
thaaaaats uhh hmmm

Truth Nuke: Chris Lynch is Scott Sullivan tier nontent.

Me and the Fredster doing fireball shots at 1:57 AM and apologizing to the bartender

>>211465510
well Im fine by 4chan standards

Freddy is straight FEEININ

>>211465542
pro move

Fred is a hardcore alcoholic isn't he

This is fucking boring if only 3 people drink.

>>211465529
its advantageous to rape your contestants

>>211465534
pics or didn't happen

>>211465540
no clue but fred is doing drunk pos regardless

Guys, do you like my wallpaper?

This girl has no game at all. Bring back the autism girl and send this bitch packing

>wake up
>tune in
>ad
cool

shit is ass

>"play us out for an ad break"
>does nothing

>>211465463
Cheers

>>211465518
because gen xers are all alcoholics and they were grossed out by their loser parents

chris haters getting filtered

>>211465555
Checked for big god

>>211465578
bwc

>>211465498
he's doing a pretty bad job of following the new guidelines

only 3 people are drinking? how the fuck is this going to work

>>211465542
My alco brother, he;s been waiting. I bet he's got crazy tolerance

>>211465555
checked. also that kind of role is underappreciated. I think that would be my goal if I get to be on the show. just be the reliable team player.

Damiel and Big God in the house. Best Day Two ever.

[delete this part before posting]

>>211465529
KEEP TALKING

You just know Jet wants to gargle Damiel's used cock. Just to get a taste of all the pussy he's gotten.

>>211465370
*closes tab*

He's fucking dead

Only 2 of them drink? lol

What's this livestream that Ellie was on? How was this found so quickly? Does she have an online presence?

>Fishtank game where you can burn Josie
What the fuck these ads are kino

bumming freddy a cig at the bar and he hounds you for another every 10 minutes for the rest of the night

>>211465585
zoomers are retarded and don't understand what that means

>>211465599
where is this from

>>211465599
>Act like I know what's going on in the house

>>211465599
return to professionalism

Fred is going to be so kino tonight

>>211465599
that's hilarious. where is it from?

when does marky show up

>>211465613
I wish I was in the drunktank rn. Could be chilling with the retard bros instead of being alone...fawk.

is Angelina drinking?

when does the content happen?

>>211465628
he is gonna fuck that plushie, isn't he?

>>211465609
Lmao

>>211465404
Both personalities are manufactured and many americanized asian women sound like that because vocal chord development is racial/genetic

dan gonna get wild after he get a few in him

>>211465600
that's how you create a power dynamic

it's very burt-ian

>>211465600
It should be a requirement that people drink... Its just better when everyone does. S2 bar vibes will be unmatched again

>>211465498
>weird old guy that gives you booze and doesn't drink

I love this goofy chink nymphet

>>211465612
EAR
IN

>>211465634
guy named action man on kick 3 hours into the vod, maybe if you're lucky a nicer anon will give you a link

freddy said he is turning into franky tonight

>ellie streamer bootcamp in confessional

>>211465555

>>211465658
he already did

>>211465666
evil digits

contemplating the choices that led him here

>>211465529
cease and desist posting

Ngl I enjoy the ads and the bumpers and the transitions back into the show

she really does sound like emiru

>>211465658

>>211465634
people just remembered her, the stream was less than week a go

aryeh greg kino inbound

>>211465519
they all either got so big they didn't need a collective or fell into the same nothing lifestyle as every socal skater nigger

>>211465063
Turbo's vid was better

Ellie needs to be probed by someone who's not a mongoloid paypig sending TTS

>>211465631
the biggest whores know they can't control themselves drunk Tayleigh spiraled and got high and fucked the first guy who DMd her after the show.

>>211465684
Why's he so low energy today? Regretting the cast?

>>211465561
Go take care of ur mom

>>211465634
3 hours in


also, ernest the chicken mentioned, she's a fucking noob

>>211465473
Have you been watching?
>The cast is really really bland. No blacks/indians to make fun of. Barely any personality. Almost entirely fishtank fans who are in on the joke.
>First time re-using a house and S1 house layout is boring. They could've at least moved things around or added something if they were gonna bring it back
>General low effort from the crew in all aspects
>The guests are Damiel and Chris who's both bits fall flat because the cast know them
Is it a surprise people dont care to watch

>>211465534
duh we are all gooning to ellie

S3 haters are truly the most brainlet

>>211465656
>when does the content happen?

>>211465435
>>211465432
>>211465418
>>211465405
Can't wait to see her BLACKED

It should be me fucking Angie's bear, not him

>>211465698
Tayleigh didn't fucking do that STFU

best girl or bestest girl?

>>211465684
We didnt get a Jon or Letty this season

>>211465684
yeah this season seems weird in a way the others weren't.

>>211465690
i'm tired of him

>>211465677
The Judge just said "The Power of Love" as I looked at this.

autism giveth, and autism taketh

Rachel is GORGEOUS

>>211465707
Damn they look alike. A lot.

>>211465690
what a mad lad

Maxer bros

What's happening with Daniel? Is he drinking?

>>211465717
>i have a very nice black friend

>>211465702
because even ironically rehashing season 1 is killing him inside

so which 764 groomer cult offshoot is Ellie from, have we worked it out yet?

>i have a very nice black friend

lol

Why do they have 0 chemistry with each other

>>211465639
>>211465648
document claire supposedly found in the bathroom during bitchtank

>>211465737
Rachel is GARGANTUAN

DON'T POST THE OBESE BITCH CLOSE UP

>>211465720
she has a "very good black friend"...

>>211465727
hot but boring

>>211465702
No teenager to impress.

>>211465476
Enjoy your liver cirrhosis

why are jin and damiel embracing each other

>>211465634
it was popular stream from a big streamer

>>211465698
Your a piece of fuckinf shit

>she thinks her discord simps aren’t simps
Retard

>>211465634
https://kick.com/ac7ionman/videos/7dc1cf2a-119a-4685-9756-9fa09d478d18

I am tired of Arye

New >>211465748
New >>211465748
New >>211465748

Osha inspector ain't pleased

freddy insisting on buying the first round of the night and not tipping so your group gets ignored and scowled at by the bartender all night

>>211465750
all we know is that her friends are people of color

>HEY EVERYONE
>EVERYONE BE QUIET
>HEY EVERYONE LISTEN
>HEY WHAT ABOUT ME

>>211465570
yeah he told Sam yesterday he's had two major crashes driving drunk

>daniel pounding drinks
here we go

>>211465761
Why do all of 4chans crushes prefer black men over them?

>>211465717
My Stinky Chinky

>>211465765
nigga who gives a fuck

>>211465750
she's an o9a OG verified in all nine circles. ask about her sigil scarification tats

>>211465710
at least she had members and was probably going for ava's (ordered by her chud friends most likely)

>>211465753
Several days AFTER bitchtank. Important distinction but still suspicious.

>>211465791
whats wrong with u bruh

>>211465753
Really? Seems weird that it would say “no more Claire-type stuff” in that case.

>>211465711
Chris Lynch has a bit besides being Chris Lynch and serving alcohol?

whos the little mexican dude?

This is already running into the exact same problems S2 had
>all the fish are fishtank fans so they all have too much in common
>all fishtank fans immediately become best pals so there's no conflict or awkward interactions
>all fish are completely aware of fishtank so you can't do "fishtank things" like using the sharks, goldstriker bits, re-use challenges
>production are in on the joke, the audience are in on the joke, and the fish are in on the joke so we're all just going through the motions
>the only thing you can "do" to the fish is outright torture them, so expect to see more icky pukers and frank hassle throwing ketchup at people to be the peak of this season
I keep thinking this season is about to get good and then it completely de-escalates, I'm blackpilled bros
That being said, the cast themselves are 100x better than the S2 cast, and honestly better than the S3 cast (besides burt and alex), but their dynamic doesn't function because they're all fans

>>211465702
He's around drunk people. I think he hates drunks.

>>211465822
Says the man lusting over an 18 year old child

>>211465599
>>211465753
This could very well be another Hydean gaslight within gaslight.

>>211465885
yeah pretty much

>>211465885
the cast would all work in a pve theme, none of them are gonna crash out against eachother though because there is zero friction in the house

>>211465885
It’s waaay better than s3, but yeah at this point feels like s1 they just had lightning in a bottle… it does seem like jet spends more time in the off season fucking girls from the show than coming up with new kenny vs. spenny style challenges tho

>>211465885
its day 2 nigga

>>211465885
So fans don't work and non-fans don't work so who should they cast?
The obvious answer is that they just shouldn't make fishtank anymore.

>>211465476
adolescent drinking is associated with potentially permanently stunted brain development btw

im drinking too its like im on the show

>>211465885
It's not possible to cast people who have never heard of Sam Hyde and won't leave when they get bullied, and also won't be friendly with people who they're expecting to live with for a month.

>>211465885
>>211465885
There are some elements of tension. Daniel is trying to cause problems/scheme. Gollum Jew is getting creepier by the hour as he gets more comfortable. Fat bitch will try to start fights.

>>211465885
yeah i'm not a fan of all the spit and puke stuff.
They need to bring in a whole bunch of new contestants who know nothing about the show which will create cliques

rachel needs to go, she keeps deflating conversations with her dull commentary

What's Angelina's socials? Asking for a nigger

>>211466658
Energy vamps are a fishtank staple. If the rest of the cast is so good they can talk over Rachel/Jimmy/Alex and make content instead

>>211464793
cwacka ass cwackers

>>211464992
Jfc I’d pull those bottoms out her ass with my teeth

>>211464764
why does she look indian here

>>211464877
No way she doesn't have some abbo in her.