>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!
CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST
TONIGHT'S MOVIE: Son of Dracula (1943)
Son of Dracula (1943)
IMDB: 6.1/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT: 3% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
Director: Robert Siodmak
Stars: Lon Chaney Jr., Robert Paige, Louise Allbritton
Synopsis: When Katherine, a beautiful Southern girl obsessed with thoughts of eternal life, invites Count Alucard to come to her mansion in the U.S., she unleashes a Pandora's box of horror on unsuspecting relatives and neighbors.
You boys dont know how big Im going tonite
You boys dont know how big im going tonite
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where were you when it happened?
>>211468177https://x.com/RubberChickns/status/1934008148593115595
>>211467235I don't think I've ever seen this one... the bat effects are top-tier so far though!
Very rare, double, im gong big tonite posting
>>211468920Link to stream with chat?
>>211469201This poster reeks of glow.
>>211469201rUBBERcHICKENS2
>>211469201vaughn live
and then search for rubberchickens
>>211469268>>211469364Thanks
I watch sneed on cytube a lot. I wonder why this site is used instead of that one
>>211467210 (OP)Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
Next week House of Svengoolie will be playing George A. Romero's Day of the Dead. I can't even begin to comprehend the state that movie would have to be in to air on MeTV.
>>211469765That's why I don't bother watching the B-Team show.
>>211467210 (OP)It's Saturday the 14th, would be nice if House of Svengoolie re-aired Saturday the 14th.
>>211469765I must have watched it years ago, I just don't remember much of it. I'd love if they played Return of the Living Dead.
>>211470843>we will never get a real Elvira replacement Tears in the rain...
>>211471335That face is all wrong.
>>211467210 (OP)>one of the last good TV horror hostsso glad not to be an american and know what a TV horror host is
it's like having an opinion on a brand of hotdog
>>211471675man people that like the horror genre are just so unapologetically gay, annoying, and cringe
>>211471412One of the earlier horror host was Finnish.
are all the gwengoolie clips posted in a compilation?
>>211471792Finish American*
>>211471390>wrongYou mean CUTE!
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>>211472718you post this because you know it makes my heart hurt
Batman stinks. Give us Max Headroom or Misfits of Science or Manimal
>>211474992>Misfits of Sciencehell yeah
These threads never work well for me since I watch on pacific time. Gonna skip this week, anyway. Just wanted drop in to say Svengoolie is KINO, thoughever.
>>211475230I’m also on pacific time and feel lonesome watching it by myself, maybe you could come back :)
The entire late night metv Saturday night schedule is rancid ass.
>>211475316Eh, I'm not gonna watch tonight's movie. Maybe next week.
>>211467442>TacosMein neger
>>211476145Oh, ok…no biggie… *slashes wrists*
I think that was a new Christopher Jones interview, they referenced IMP.
>>211475316I'm here, had to record it as I missed the first forty minutes or so.
>>211476570Either be in an area that can get MeTV, or search 'rubberchickens2' and find the stream that shows it every week
October 17, 1997, the Jupiter 2 is launched. Doctor Smith was an evil agent, and had about 5 more episodes before he became a mincing goofball.
Fun fact, the galaxy is already populated with humans and their space ships by this time.
Gwengoolie owes me sex. Sven and Nosty can watch. Imp can kill himself
Village of the Damned, classic.
Oh great, there is vampire dust everywhere. My allergies will go crazy!
>>211481063Ah you finished watching your recording. Nice. Whatcha think of Son of Frankenstein? I thought it was pretty weak, more of a police caper than a vamp/horror movie.
>>211481673I saved it for lated since it's late. I didn't pay much attention to the what I did catch.
I actually thought Alucard was David Carradine rather than Lon Chaney Jr.
>>211483407Oh yeah I can see it. He woulda been 7 years old when this came out though.
>OP shown to be a zionist
>israelis thrive through texas/florida subversion
>still going strong in jewish austin
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea is better than Lost in Space as it's more realistic.
>>211476570I pay for Frndly TV.
>>211484632>>OP shown to be a zionistAs opposed to... what? Wanting an entire country to be dissolved because it was founded on an abuse of power? That's retarded
The show ended 10 hours ago. Shut this thread down immediately.
>I used to be a TV horror show host you know...
>>211471412>American's entire life revolves around tv horror movie hosts>The rest of the planet's entire life revolves around Americawhich is more pathetic ?
How long till the three dorks take over the slot permanently? Hi Gwen
>>211496593If they were going to any kind of shake-up like that, they'll probably wait until October assuming Sven remains in good health. That's when the launched HoS. Though, if they were planning to do that sort of transition soon you'd think they'd be having the dorks more often on the main show, instead they've been scarce since they've been given their own containment show.
>>211496593It sounds like the new guys are still in the "learning the ropes" stage of television production and haven't been given full freedom to create skits yet. Could be awhile (unless Rich bites it before he can retire on his own).
>>211496593>>211498840The hardest part would be them doing interviews, if they ever get the chance.
The woman might be the only sane one.
>>211498840>It sounds like the new guys are still in the "learning the ropes" stage of television productionNosti is the guy from Toon In with Me , not his first show
>>211500183I did not know that. His name is Bill Leff and was in Major League.
>>211500040I wonder what their reception is going to be like with the Con crowd? Sarah made it sound like the fans haven't quite accepted Gwengoolie and I.M.P. yet.
>>211500183Oh, I wasn't including Bill. He definitely knows what he's doing, but the other two don't even work there full-time (they still have jobs elsewhere).
>>211501544>Sarah made it sound like the fans haven't quite accepted Gwengoolie and I.M.P. yet.I doubt they ever will. They're annoying as hell.
>Oh, I wasn't including Bill. He definitely knows what he's doing, but the other two don't even work there full-time (they still have jobs elsewhere).The point is that there is no need for a "learning the ropes" phase when they can just let Bill handle everything, including getting his coworkers up to speed.
They're probably gauging the ratings interest more than worried about them learning on the job.
>>211502267ratings and merchandising interest actually
>>211496593TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!
you bois dont know small im goin this afternoon
>>211503539I'm not goin at all. Put too many hot peppers on my pizza last night. Been shitting blood all day and stomach hurts too much to eat anything.
>>211501544>Sarah made it sound like the fans haven't quite accepted GwengoolieThat's crazy, she's actually pretty good and attractive.
>>211506217Who knows how true it is or where she even got that impression from. Women always have to make themselves out to a victim, real or imagined.
>>211506217Better then Darcie the Mail Girl
>>211506670>Better then Darcie the Mail Girlx1000
Gwen is likeable and I hope she sticks around
>>211507462Admit it. The only thing you like about her are her tits.
>>211506217It's probably the local boomers that have been watching since the 80s that don't like her. I think her character has just the right amount of silliness for the show.
>>211509170I like her. I have watched her youtube(@pinuppalmer) some and she has a fun personality.
>>211509180Imp is the only one who is completely irredeemable…if you look up Gwen in her regular clothes, she’s actually cute as fuck and has an amazing body which is totally covered up by her costume.
Guys, soon it will be midnight. We can't have a Svengoolie thread live to Monday. It's unnatural.
>>211512188Nah we're all about the unnatural now around here.
>>211512079Gwen's problem isn't her appearance. It's that she's really bad at acting. Too over the top. Honestly, she has more potential than Nosti if she can just learn speak to tell her jokes naturally like Sven or Elvira do.
Nosti's psuedo-austism shtick will get old fast and unlike Gwen, he's doing it on purpose and can't drop it without changing the entire character.
>>211468089>quality Svengoon material
>>211506531There's a lot of middle aged women on the Svengoolie facebook page that seem to really have it out for her. Wouldn't be surprised if they're some of the weirdos who sent in tapes for Spawn of Svengoolie.
There is an obvious dearth of attractive and entertaining women on TV. Gwen will grow into it and stick for a long while.
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>>211512942I don’t like her because of her acting ;)
>>211518379If she ever runs out, she can have some of mine… ;)
>>211518530Sven's jokes are bad, but not THAT bad!
>>211518379I'm 28yo and I miss goth chicks so much, sadly they've gone extinct.
Replaced by complete losers: nose rings, purple hair, trashy tattoos, and always borderline obese. The days of dark hair and pale skin are gone.
Incredibly sad, disheartening.
>>211523362Yep, current culture is degen trash
>>211512942We can all agree imp is the worst and should get murdered
Holy molly, Sven crew! We made Monday!!
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Waiting for this thread to die
>>211529480Is sven undead? Can he ever die?
>>211524502I feel dirty. We were so busy focusing on whether we could, we didn't stop to think whether we should.
