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Anonymous No.211467210 >>211469702 >>211470274 >>211471412 >>211488374 >>211518530
Svengoolie Thread!
>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!


CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: Son of Dracula (1943)
Anonymous No.211467235 >>211468913
Son of Dracula (1943)


IMDB: 6.1/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT: 3% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

Director: Robert Siodmak
Stars: Lon Chaney Jr., Robert Paige, Louise Allbritton

Synopsis: When Katherine, a beautiful Southern girl obsessed with thoughts of eternal life, invites Count Alucard to come to her mansion in the U.S., she unleashes a Pandora's box of horror on unsuspecting relatives and neighbors.
Anonymous No.211467249
MY BODY IS READY !
RubberChickens No.211467290
You boys dont know how big Im going tonite
Anonymous No.211467337
RubberChickens No.211467442 >>211476453
You boys dont know how big im going tonite
RubberChickens No.211468089 >>211514209
Anonymous No.211468177 >>211468310
where were you when it happened?
RubberChickens No.211468310
>>211468177
https://x.com/RubberChickns/status/1934008148593115595
Anonymous No.211468616
based as fuck
Anonymous No.211468913
>>211467235
I don't think I've ever seen this one... the bat effects are top-tier so far though!
RubberChickens No.211468920 >>211469201
Very rare, double, im gong big tonite posting
Anonymous No.211469201 >>211469236 >>211469268 >>211469364
>>211468920
Link to stream with chat?
Anonymous No.211469236
>>211469201
This poster reeks of glow.
Anonymous No.211469268 >>211469556
>>211469201
rUBBERcHICKENS2
RubberChickens No.211469364 >>211469556
>>211469201
vaughn live
and then search for rubberchickens
Anonymous No.211469556
>>211469268
>>211469364
Thanks
I watch sneed on cytube a lot. I wonder why this site is used instead of that one
Anonymous No.211469702 >>211469864
>>211467210 (OP)
Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
Anonymous No.211469765 >>211469813 >>211470348
Next week House of Svengoolie will be playing George A. Romero's Day of the Dead. I can't even begin to comprehend the state that movie would have to be in to air on MeTV.
Anonymous No.211469813
>>211469765
That's why I don't bother watching the B-Team show.
RubberChickens No.211469864
>>211469702
Anonymous No.211470274
>>211467210 (OP)
It's Saturday the 14th, would be nice if House of Svengoolie re-aired Saturday the 14th.
Anonymous No.211470348
>>211469765
I must have watched it years ago, I just don't remember much of it. I'd love if they played Return of the Living Dead.
RubberChickens No.211470843 >>211471335
Anonymous No.211471335 >>211471390
>>211470843
>we will never get a real Elvira replacement
Tears in the rain...
Anonymous No.211471390 >>211473068
>>211471335
That face is all wrong.
Anonymous No.211471412 >>211471458 >>211471792 >>211494498
>>211467210 (OP)
>one of the last good TV horror hosts
so glad not to be an american and know what a TV horror host is
it's like having an opinion on a brand of hotdog
RubberChickens No.211471458
>>211471412
Anonymous No.211471675 >>211471759
Anonymous No.211471759 >>211471799
>>211471675
man people that like the horror genre are just so unapologetically gay, annoying, and cringe
Anonymous No.211471792 >>211471968
>>211471412
One of the earlier horror host was Finnish.
RubberChickens No.211471799
>>211471759
Anonymous No.211471843
are all the gwengoolie clips posted in a compilation?
Anonymous No.211471968
>>211471792
Finish American*
RubberChickens No.211472718 >>211474908
Anonymous No.211473068
>>211471390
>wrong
You mean CUTE!
RubberChickens No.211474208
Anonymous No.211474832
Anonymous No.211474908
>>211472718
you post this because you know it makes my heart hurt
Anonymous No.211474992 >>211475167
Batman stinks. Give us Max Headroom or Misfits of Science or Manimal
Anonymous No.211475167
>>211474992
>Misfits of Science
hell yeah
Anonymous No.211475230 >>211475316
These threads never work well for me since I watch on pacific time. Gonna skip this week, anyway. Just wanted drop in to say Svengoolie is KINO, thoughever.
Anonymous No.211475316 >>211475476 >>211476145 >>211477964
>>211475230
I’m also on pacific time and feel lonesome watching it by myself, maybe you could come back :)
Anonymous No.211475476
>>211475316
Anonymous No.211475881
The entire late night metv Saturday night schedule is rancid ass.
Anonymous No.211476145 >>211476467
>>211475316
Eh, I'm not gonna watch tonight's movie. Maybe next week.
Anonymous No.211476453
>>211467442
>Tacos
Mein neger
Anonymous No.211476467
>>211476145
Oh, ok…no biggie… *slashes wrists*
Anonymous No.211476570 >>211476684 >>211478867 >>211486467
How do you watch this?
Anonymous No.211476684
>>211476570
METV!
Anonymous No.211477933
I think that was a new Christopher Jones interview, they referenced IMP.
Anonymous No.211477964
>>211475316
I'm here, had to record it as I missed the first forty minutes or so.
Anonymous No.211478867
>>211476570
Either be in an area that can get MeTV, or search 'rubberchickens2' and find the stream that shows it every week
Anonymous No.211480158
October 17, 1997, the Jupiter 2 is launched. Doctor Smith was an evil agent, and had about 5 more episodes before he became a mincing goofball.

Fun fact, the galaxy is already populated with humans and their space ships by this time.
Anonymous No.211480248
Gwengoolie owes me sex. Sven and Nosty can watch. Imp can kill himself
Anonymous No.211480955
Village of the Damned, classic.
Anonymous No.211481063 >>211481673
Oh great, there is vampire dust everywhere. My allergies will go crazy!
Anonymous No.211481673 >>211483407
>>211481063
Ah you finished watching your recording. Nice. Whatcha think of Son of Frankenstein? I thought it was pretty weak, more of a police caper than a vamp/horror movie.
Anonymous No.211483407 >>211483865
>>211481673
I saved it for lated since it's late. I didn't pay much attention to the what I did catch.
I actually thought Alucard was David Carradine rather than Lon Chaney Jr.
Anonymous No.211483865
>>211483407
Oh yeah I can see it. He woulda been 7 years old when this came out though.
Anonymous No.211484632 >>211486527
>OP shown to be a zionist
>israelis thrive through texas/florida subversion
>still going strong in jewish austin
Anonymous No.211485106
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea is better than Lost in Space as it's more realistic.
Anonymous No.211486467
>>211476570
I pay for Frndly TV.
Anonymous No.211486527
>>211484632
>>OP shown to be a zionist
As opposed to... what? Wanting an entire country to be dissolved because it was founded on an abuse of power? That's retarded
Anonymous No.211488374 >>211518530
>>211467210 (OP)
Who?
Anonymous No.211488550
Anonymous No.211488876 >>211490244
The show ended 10 hours ago. Shut this thread down immediately.
Anonymous No.211490244
>>211488876
Anonymous No.211490440
>I used to be a TV horror show host you know...
Anonymous No.211491850
Anonymous No.211492473
soongoolie
Anonymous No.211492891
boobgoolie
Anonymous No.211493105
stinkygoolie
Anonymous No.211494196
goolie
Anonymous No.211494498
>>211471412
>American's entire life revolves around tv horror movie hosts
>The rest of the planet's entire life revolves around America
which is more pathetic ?
Anonymous No.211494752 >>211498944
My body remains ready!
Anonymous No.211496593 >>211496710 >>211496905 >>211498840 >>211500040 >>211503074
How long till the three dorks take over the slot permanently? Hi Gwen
Anonymous No.211496710
>>211496593
3 weeks ?
Anonymous No.211496905
>>211496593
If they were going to any kind of shake-up like that, they'll probably wait until October assuming Sven remains in good health. That's when the launched HoS. Though, if they were planning to do that sort of transition soon you'd think they'd be having the dorks more often on the main show, instead they've been scarce since they've been given their own containment show.
Anonymous No.211498840 >>211500040 >>211500183
>>211496593
It sounds like the new guys are still in the "learning the ropes" stage of television production and haven't been given full freedom to create skits yet. Could be awhile (unless Rich bites it before he can retire on his own).
Anonymous No.211498944
>>211494752
Based
Anonymous No.211500040 >>211501544
>>211496593
>>211498840
The hardest part would be them doing interviews, if they ever get the chance.
The woman might be the only sane one.
Anonymous No.211500183 >>211500296 >>211501544
>>211498840
>It sounds like the new guys are still in the "learning the ropes" stage of television production
Nosti is the guy from Toon In with Me , not his first show
Anonymous No.211500296
>>211500183
I did not know that. His name is Bill Leff and was in Major League.
Anonymous No.211501544 >>211502267 >>211506217
>>211500040
I wonder what their reception is going to be like with the Con crowd? Sarah made it sound like the fans haven't quite accepted Gwengoolie and I.M.P. yet.

>>211500183
Oh, I wasn't including Bill. He definitely knows what he's doing, but the other two don't even work there full-time (they still have jobs elsewhere).
Anonymous No.211502267 >>211502341
>>211501544
>Sarah made it sound like the fans haven't quite accepted Gwengoolie and I.M.P. yet.
I doubt they ever will. They're annoying as hell.

>Oh, I wasn't including Bill. He definitely knows what he's doing, but the other two don't even work there full-time (they still have jobs elsewhere).
The point is that there is no need for a "learning the ropes" phase when they can just let Bill handle everything, including getting his coworkers up to speed.

They're probably gauging the ratings interest more than worried about them learning on the job.
Anonymous No.211502341
>>211502267
ratings and merchandising interest actually
Anonymous No.211503074
>>211496593
TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!
what the gool is svenheckie? No.211503539 >>211503681
you bois dont know small im goin this afternoon
Anonymous No.211503681 >>211505073
>>211503539
I'm not goin at all. Put too many hot peppers on my pizza last night. Been shitting blood all day and stomach hurts too much to eat anything.
Anonymous No.211505073
>>211503681
oof
Anonymous No.211506217 >>211506531 >>211506670 >>211509180
>>211501544
>Sarah made it sound like the fans haven't quite accepted Gwengoolie

That's crazy, she's actually pretty good and attractive.
Anonymous No.211506531 >>211514251
>>211506217
Who knows how true it is or where she even got that impression from. Women always have to make themselves out to a victim, real or imagined.
Anonymous No.211506670 >>211507462
>>211506217
Better then Darcie the Mail Girl
Anonymous No.211507462 >>211509170
>>211506670
>Better then Darcie the Mail Girl
x1000
Gwen is likeable and I hope she sticks around
Anonymous No.211509170 >>211509746
>>211507462
Admit it. The only thing you like about her are her tits.
Anonymous No.211509180 >>211512079
>>211506217
It's probably the local boomers that have been watching since the 80s that don't like her. I think her character has just the right amount of silliness for the show.
Anonymous No.211509746
>>211509170
I like her. I have watched her youtube(@pinuppalmer) some and she has a fun personality.
Anonymous No.211512079 >>211512942
>>211509180
Imp is the only one who is completely irredeemable…if you look up Gwen in her regular clothes, she’s actually cute as fuck and has an amazing body which is totally covered up by her costume.
Anonymous No.211512188 >>211512644
Guys, soon it will be midnight. We can't have a Svengoolie thread live to Monday. It's unnatural.
Anonymous No.211512644
>>211512188
Nah we're all about the unnatural now around here.
Anonymous No.211512942 >>211514937 >>211523855
>>211512079
Gwen's problem isn't her appearance. It's that she's really bad at acting. Too over the top. Honestly, she has more potential than Nosti if she can just learn speak to tell her jokes naturally like Sven or Elvira do.
Nosti's psuedo-austism shtick will get old fast and unlike Gwen, he's doing it on purpose and can't drop it without changing the entire character.
Anonymous No.211514209
>>211468089
>quality Svengoon material
Anonymous No.211514251
>>211506531
There's a lot of middle aged women on the Svengoolie facebook page that seem to really have it out for her. Wouldn't be surprised if they're some of the weirdos who sent in tapes for Spawn of Svengoolie.
Anonymous No.211514702
There is an obvious dearth of attractive and entertaining women on TV. Gwen will grow into it and stick for a long while.
Anonymous No.211514937
>>211512942
I don’t like her because of her acting ;)
Anonymous No.211518379 >>211518912 >>211523362
This girl's got spunk!
Anonymous No.211518530 >>211521184
>>211467210 (OP)
>>211488374
A Sam Hyde character.
Anonymous No.211518912
>>211518379
If she ever runs out, she can have some of mine… ;)
Anonymous No.211521184
>>211518530
Sven's jokes are bad, but not THAT bad!
Anonymous No.211523362 >>211523477
>>211518379
I'm 28yo and I miss goth chicks so much, sadly they've gone extinct.
Replaced by complete losers: nose rings, purple hair, trashy tattoos, and always borderline obese. The days of dark hair and pale skin are gone.
Incredibly sad, disheartening.
Anonymous No.211523477
>>211523362
Yep, current culture is degen trash
Anonymous No.211523634
my body is ready
Anonymous No.211523855
>>211512942
We can all agree imp is the worst and should get murdered
Anonymous No.211524502 >>211527903 >>211534607
Holy molly, Sven crew! We made Monday!!
Anonymous No.211527903
>>211524502
We did it!!!
Anonymous No.211529480 >>211530215 >>211532652
Waiting for this thread to die
Anonymous No.211530215
>>211529480
Is sven undead? Can he ever die?
Anonymous No.211532652
>>211529480
Keep waiting!
Anonymous No.211534607
>>211524502
I feel dirty. We were so busy focusing on whether we could, we didn't stop to think whether we should.