Team Freddy edition
>/ftl/ News Day 2:โข Aryeh stole Angie's giant bear.
โข Drunk Piece Of Shit Challenge tonight! Ellie is in the confessional.
โข Damiel showed up for dinner and does NOT like garlic.
โข Rachel lost another 200 Fishbucks for deadnaming Jason.
โข Rachel and Freddy are being dressed up in safety gear. Reason unknown.
โข Rachel is mad at the entire house. Might walk?
โข Ellie got busted for stealing a WKUK skit.
โข Freddy wrote a movie script about alien skaters who smoke Ayahuasca. May get to direct it tonight.
โข Angie cried while looking for the photos.
โข Daniel stole Angies photos of her and her bf. He promised not to rip them.
โข Toys: Enabled! Show your favorite fish you love them!
โข Challenge: Comedy Sketch (performed tomorrow night).
โข Daniel led the house through an exercise routine in the garage.
โข Conversation scenes were filmed.
โข Challenge: Dress To Impress (Winner: Rachel)
โข Jet has ruled that breaking things is NOT a Day 2 activity.
โข Fans sent "Smash it!" TTS to Aryeh and Angie to break the dresser, causing Ben to come up and yell "Cringe!" at them.
โข Ellie mogs.
โข Direnc mogs.
โข Freddy mogs.
โข Angie is controversial.
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Previously on /ftl/
>>211469231
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
angie should get really drunk
d4u
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>The plan? Destroy duckland to induce the first step of a Summer-tier mental episode
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749926293344518.mp4
its fucking beyond over
Angie is begging for sex from WHITE boys
angie having tearfilled regretful sex with me
>>211470319 (OP)based freddy bake
Who is the worst person on the show?
>she's crying
>you made a cute girl cry and you're laughing
>>211470340kys no one likes burt
season would be awesome if freddy raped leonard
Type โniggerโ if youre enjoying the show.
Type โgayโ if you are not enjoying show.
doomposting is the lowest form of /ftl/ posting
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day 2 s2
Angie Beautiful Princess Disorder Angel
>>211470359And show us her tits like Betty
reminder that this is a sequel to famous house
Greg
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ourguy has spoken
fishtank got so bad that sam hyde is no longer playing a character and it's just him hosting it and hanging out.
Looks like idubbbz broke sam's irony wheel.
>>211470363KINO UNLIMITED
everyone is watching pdfbait angie do whatever for attention, but Iโm losing my mind trying to figure out what the FUCK was the point of Freddyโs sketch where he just repeated the same three points over and over again
angie isnt used to acting up like that without getting slapped
BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
>>211470374jin nontent incel
>>211470351Any signs sheโs been here today? She says she wasnโt going to watch much
>>211470373millions are saying this
>>211470319 (OP)FREDDY FAGGOTS RISE UP
hate kiwifags so much its unreal
>>211470374angie is the most annoying but rachel is the worst
>>211470376>>211470384>>211470392she needs BWC to calm her down stat
FrElliebros. They make a good father-daughter couple
So Famous House was the magnus opus and its just.... this from now
B4 sketch is fucking awful
>>211470373that was week 5 lol
>>211470383yep shes turkish i see it now.
Was Jet telling the truth?
>>211470387yeah it's better to pretend the season isn't dogshit already. at least S3 had an original idea.
>>211470392I would make love to this bitch tenderly and shoot a gigantic wet sloppy green load into her cervix
>>211470421>burt is peak fishtankugh
>>211470340Very memorable burt moment, him spending 4 days repeatedly asking tts who to trust
>>211470373shame about the last two weeks being the worst thing in fishtank history though
>>211470401everyone knows his character he can't do it. he was still good on famous house
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everyone in the autist pack has goofy postures
>>211470416FRED NO TOUCH
furby
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Dirench!
>>211470416The fredster needs to chill
>>211470415I watched a few minutes of her stream last night and it was basically all shit talk on ft and production
b1 should have re-enacted tiananmen square with ellie as the protester and rachel as the tank
What will they gain by fucking sam? Girls are so silly.
>211470401
didn't get the reactions you wanted last thread so you posted it again, huh?
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>>211470416HOW CAN HE TOUCH???
>complaining about S4
Reminder that we are literally not target audience for this shit anymore. Jet abandoned us long ago
>>211470340>Heheheh! Yeah! I just like so badly want to play as a trusted coach or teacher who molests girls in a show like Special Sex Abuse Investigation Cases. Interesting. When I sat next to 18-year-old Matan Even, he inhaled my anal fumes. Thatโs interesting.
>>211470437I dont even know what the sketch is and i've watched them the entire time
>content finally happening
>sam comes in and cucks it to make them do the gay sketch comedy shit
i sort of hate this show, bros
>jet put no relationships in the contract
they can never make me not like freddy
hes unironically the only reason im invested
>>211470374Jin, male pickme with his gay little internet references trying to be cool for his discord friends watching
Who will the Fredster fuck tonight? Rachel after she puts on the cpap?
i just caught an extremely cute drench moment, she hugged her plushie before leaving her room, cute tweaker maxxinf
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my dick is 6 inches thick, do you think it would even fit in ellie (the girl on fishtank)
>>211470447could it not have been its own thing and not built on a s1 mockery
>>211470416freddy is so cool
>Ellie is talking about how much she idolises Sam
>Rachel saying she'll set them up together
>>211470486Who is the new target audience?
THIS FUCKING SUCKS
JET NEPTUNE YOU NEED TO FIX THIS! NOW!
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!
SEND FREDDY MORE SNACKS ASAP
>>211470447>s4 is about simping and no themes inside the cardboard house
Connor would be the best fish here. Think about that.
>>211470421>>211470453this guy in particular is the biggest gayest retard I have ever seen.
>>211470447letโs just give it a minute instead of nipping at the heels for 6 weeks. itโs day fucking 2 bro i know itโs not the strongest start but just wait.
>>211470465dedicated rachel cam?
>>211470416>yeah im touching whatchu gonna do about it?
>>211470416THE LION IS BACK
>>211470515hi girthmaster
Freddy gonna do some insane shit if they keep him drunk
fake ads aren't funny you retarded wiggers
>>211470387Jet we're strapping you to an iranian hypersonic missile
bored out of my mind I miss Famous Houseโข
they spent all their time making ad graphics instead of thinking up a season theme
>>211470455>cute vestigial pouch
FREDDY NEEDS A RESTRAINING ORDER
season should end with jin fucking rachel and freddy fucking the other 3 while the two autists watch that would be hecking kino
>>211470500based content killer neptroon
Making Jimmy watch as a plow his sister, and he cries as i explain why SpongeBob is retarded
>>211470509thats nuts nigga
>no in memory of btw
Jenna
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>>211470361It honestly is, it's so fucking shit. The guys are too autistic and there's no people to balance them out.
Burt was autistic but he had Luke to balance him out.
It's like that autistic sperg dating show
"be calm be very calm"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sFhCC39Ws
>>211470539fuck you nigga this shit sucks
Have any of the fish ever actually created a funny sketch? Closest I can think of is the one with Tai on season 2
>>211470537kiwiniggers are worse than redditors
freddy is 100% a whiteoid rapechud
>>211470537too much text my head hurt
>>211470540do not compare rachel to the beautiful cows
how many pages of books do you guys read a day? Im at 50 a day, distributed across fiction history and philosophy
>>211470387I'm gonna make your sister a single mother
>>211470447Release the auditions so we can figure out why he thought this
I want (You) to imagine an HIV+ positive faggot rubbing Jin the Jap's rectum raw with steel wool and then digging his POZ cock in his bloody colon, giving him a death sentence in the form of infected baby batter. Imagine the deadly viral load intermingling with his intestinal blood. Imagine his voice trembling as he realizes he now has AIDS
Claire is the titty bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep downblousing~~
>>211470527faggots like AB and aperture
>>211470390Yeah I loved when they did contentless karate routines everyday forever
>>211470515they need to get Girthmaster in the tank for Ellie and Angie
I need to see golfin Ben ad
>>211470556Do we all agree now that the theme is 100% essential to Fishtank and has to be unique each season?
>>211470554We had it so good, why did the wigger go back to this slop.
ts is actually so ass. and the cast is the worst yet
>>211470539if the cast was good it would be obvious by now. it's a dud
>>211470539Which wigger in the basement are you?
>>211470570ngl i'd plap the hella out of stella
I wonder why the show is people yelling the same crap over and over again then I come into these threads and half of the posts are spam.
>>211470416Freddy Five Fingers
freddy would fit right in with production
imagine you're watching this shit on YouTube for the first time
>awful audio quality
>people in a room talking over each other
>random snack deliveries every 30 seconds
>gay fake 'ads' constantly
how do they keep getting new fans?
>YOU EVER TIKTOK AND WATCH THE TITANIC??
drunk uncle moment
You guys are such crybabies
>>211470609dude the theme is stripes. it's new.
>>211470554Watch Trish stream. She is cute and says mean things about everyone
Did Binx's streaming career take off yet?
>>211470596let's all rape claire <3
>>211470537Lol he's so much of a retard I can actually remember who he is, so that's saying something. He constantly writes novellas about the show and has said he's an investor.
>>211470576alright i tried. carry on.
sam is taking the snakcs back
its like summer never left the show
BPD truly is like a demon in how it looks the same in every girl no matter what
if you imagine summer instead of angie speaking you will know what i mean
>>211470594the autism girl from the trailer was the standout contestant and going to be the most popular according to Jet and she dropped out 2 days before and was replaced by Ellie
everyone in the house is just some gay larping except freddy
he is unashamed of himself rapist and all
freddy is the boss nigga of the household and we already know all the girls want him
>>211470600>>211470547who is girthmaster and how does he measure up? i can't wrap a dollar bill around my shaft when im fully erect (longways) and the dollar is 6.1 inches
Its still weird Jimmy randomly got bruises on Bloodgames
Why do Chinese females thirst over Filipino males so much, we can see this on how Ellie yearns for Damiel's pinoy sausage
>>211470635this bitty needs biggu whitu cocku
YOU GUYS EVER SEE BLACK MIRROR?
I remember hooking up with a 40 year old man off Craigslist. He said he wanted my 18 year old cock.
I fucked his ass so hard and I remember him turning over, he had been trying to push me off with his hands on my hips. And he looked back at me like this. I choked him and came on his face. Hooked up 3 times after that.
Married a woman. Took her virginity. She dont know im a violent faggot
based bloodgames edit finally
>>211470500duh he wants all the girls for himself that's the whole point of the show
skits are great, and next we'll have comedy night and pretend-to-be-mentally-ill. then fatty and frank are coming!
>hassle doctrine KEK
S4 fucking rules!
>>211470447i don't fucking care man jet is a dumb nigger why would you put any thought into anything he says. season is at least decent so far, potential to get much better with the first kick
>>211470635let's all rape angie <3 (she earned it <3)
>>211470628The scuffed quality is the charm. Otherwise Iโd watch big brother
>>211470655post yours for comparison
>>211470658he got his ass beat on by jontent
>>211470612you may be right idk. itโs certainly true of past seasons.
>>211470613iโm maekok
>>211470663wooooaaaaahhhh buddyyyyyyyy
I'm declaring it now SEASON 4 IS A FLOP, IT'S A FILTER SEASON.
>>211470635i can fix her by giving her my bwc
>>211470651if were being real, he probably just meant she would be massive simpbait
did claire just say jet was "otherworldly"?
>>211470670we need to find the pussy pictures
Sodomize Jet with ice picks
>>211470535what does charls think about fishtank ?
>>211470655his name is girthmaster and he's famous for smashing of girls after they break up with their boyfriends
what do you think nigga
>>211470596totally innocent and unintentional downblousing ferda boys
Angie's gonna crash out and quit by the end of next week
>>211470597>2 $1000+ chairs and a bunch of other expensive ass shit in the basementHow do insanely fat retards like this even get the money for that stuff
the mexican dude and gruk would make sense as a couple
>>211470583kiwitroons will fr type 8 paragraphs about the most mundane details.
Literally worse than reddit.
What kind of shit do you think Daniel posted on /ftl/
How old is Rachel anyway?
>captcha: H0GXV
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>>211470557>Girl bent over in front of him showing her ass>Instantly looks awayHe's literally me
>>211470681i would but it's a blue board and don't want to get banned, also my dick is only 6 inches long, so it's not huge, just very fat
>>211470692and a few punches to the back of the head
you guys told me fishtank was good
>>211470630Jet would say this
>>211470512he's just gonna fuck the cpap mouth hole
minimum effort fishtank is ass
>>211470570Sister Downey needs to lose weight
>>211470658Collecting wood off screen faggit
>>211470674How can you see the future?
>>211470442here was day 2 in the very morning when binx almost ended the show early by carrying a pan of fire across the entire house
>>211470707i have never and will never read a long winded dork ass psychoanalysis kiwifarms post
>>211470707again too much text my head hurt
who reads this shit
S3 was lightning in a bottle
>>211470734makes a lot of money though
>>211470570she has disgusting soles
>>211470704what are they doing hanging out with roger stone?
>>211470591I read about 50 /ftl/ threads a day
>>211470570perfect plapmeat
>>211470707I'm not reading all that shit. Why are kiwitards writing novels about this shit
is it entertaining to watch a BPD freak out?
to me it just looks sad
>>211470630I WILL fuck your sister
>>211470658Jimmy was up early walking around and looting that's how he got the bruises not from Jon
>>211470707what a freak lmao
heโs acting like heโs talking directly to her
WHY DID FREDDY JUST MOG GORAN?!?!?!?!?!?!
>FISHTANK LEGEND TRISH
>Erm is that my sponsor, boy I sure am hungry
BIG fan huh
>>211470750yeah i can't really blame the wiggers for milking dumb people
>>211470635FIDDY WUN FIDDY
fred hyde is going to get handsy very soon
season 3 dick riders are corny
>>211470570Wtf...his sister is so hot.
>>211470634she got assaulted by a black little boy in europe and she punched him back and the footage got like 1000 views from racist twitter
so yeah
>>211470764It's BWC withdrawals
>>211470674>OMG FRANK!!!!>DUDE UR GONNA TROLL US SO HARDFan casting is the only way guys
>>211470707what's your username? logged in bitch. tell us now
>>211470384that is straight up a JAV onesie. i stroke my shit way too much to not recognize that brand
>>211470461FH2 was overhated tbqh. It was perfectly average by FTL standards. Weeks 4 and 6 were the only truly awful weeks.
>>211470744>S3 was lightning in a bottle
>>211470707Counterpoint: abi is a princes.
>>211470781handsome boy when he's not talking, moving or standing up
every room in big brother has multiple cameras so you can see a wide shot and a close shot
Rachel, Freddy and Drench are the only fish who donโt idolize Sam and suck his ass.
Rachelโs brown nosing is just something she does unrelated to any of productionโs actual celebrity. She did some prior research on the show but sheโs not a fan.
bill ottman a bug smacked his nose it fell and he looked around
>>211470753hehe nothing :3
>>211470728you had to be here 2 years ago when the stars aligned to make S1. Everything since then has been a cheap knockoff unable to achieve the perfection of S1.
>>211470674im honestly sick of fucking fatty and this looks like the perfect dogshit season for him to play yugioh cards with while damiel smiles to his beaner fanbase.
I'm done with this shit.
>>211470781I want to stomp that faggot's head
>>211470744t. started watching on s3
>>211470728We said the threads were
>>211470707>logged inGo back.
did angie just say she hates how she cries all the time just like what summer said?
lmao, stock holders sell asap
If the lights went off I would grab all the girls boob's and butts
Then when they come on act like nothing happen
Sam and Damiel are going to rape Rachel
>>211470793i canโt believe tayleigh got moggee by a retard
I miss sexy bloodgames Jet
Didn't watch s4
Wont watch s4
Dropped s3 during the RV shit
Didn't keep up with anything related to FT or Sam or MDE
Here, for you retards who still no-life this
>>211470744You guys say that about every season
>>211470707We see you Jimmy
lmao
freddy said, "yeah fuck that"
I miss being around BPD chicks...
>>211470808ellie is pretty indifferent to the whole thing
>>211470813imagine believing this
tbf angie warned us that she gets like this when she drinks lol
>fake crying
>"you guys hate me"
god i love crazy bitches im in love
The show will never improve because paypigs will happily throw cash at production for this level of effort
>>211470669what happened?
>>211470448stop s3fagging
TOTAL ANGIE DEATH
KILL ANGIE NOW
>>211470805I've tribbed this pic like 20 times
What do site chat, reddit, and twitter, think of this season so far? Are they as over it as we are?
Angie is unbelievably hot for a fish.
>>211470819angie cord seethin
>>211470575>NOdamn even autistic girls have standards I guess
>>211470805i have to love this dumb whore for getting reddit jimmy gone
>>211470319 (OP)What did Damiel break?
>>211470853No girl in this house has BPD
is tj watching s4 or did he kill himself for real
>>211470871BIG WHITE COCK SEMEN DEMON
I would be wasted as often as possible on the tank
she's crying again B4! HELL HOUSE THIS SHIT IS FUCKING CRAAAAZY
>HE PROBABLY HAS A FETISH WHEN GIRLS CRY
>>211470788>jimmy returns with his iconic croquet mallet for the hallway fight scene with the contestants
>>211470853I had to go no contact recently on my last one because she acted like angie
fake crying, suffocating affection. No thanks
WHERE THE FUCK IS SCOTT SULLIVIAN MMA????
SEND HIM IN
angie is fake crying, I canโt wait until she cries for real
>>211470416id say hes like the lion but hes kinda like the lions retarded little brother
YOU WISHED FOR SUMMER TO RETURN
HERE YOU GO CHUDS
ENJOY
is drench really into damiel or is she just being a whore?
>>211470884That girl's penguin toy
>>211470841morgue bros win again
save the show by kicking out angie, rachel, jin, and daniel
>tfw you arent allowed to play hangman
don't know what either team's skit is going to be i think freddy's team is doing something about a mall shooting and a girl getting her period but idk
>>211470887heโs liked clips on instagram
>>211470887He has more important things to do
>>211470875On chat on YT seemed interested.
I blame fluoridated water.
>>211470781normies will never know what a rush it is to get drunk as fuck when you're autistic
a little vacation into being THE MAN, that you have to courage to make the most out of. A perfect storm.
They better fear the Dan if they know what's good for them.
>>211470875But we love it. It's the best cast so far.
man i wish i could use PayPal to engage in this show
ellie is horny for damiel... is she not addicted to BWC yet
>>211470670S2 cinematography was so good
https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1lbkz23/he_cant_keep_getting_away_with_it/
>>211470373Mizzy and frank were a great duo ngl
Some deep lore btw for those who dont remember
The mizzler is mizzy's jovial trickster persona. She's exhibits light and funny behavior meant to mess with others in a non-serious manner. The mizzler poured mustard down frank's butt crack. Dark mizzy, on the other hand, is a similar character but with a much heavier, darker tone. You can think of her as the Goranian to the mizzler's Neptunian. Dark mizzy stabbed frank in the back with a pencil twice
Let it be known that if this season is a flop, it will be because mizzy is not on
>>211470875twitter and reddit like every season, site chat hates every season
>do you guys like me?
>youuuu are my second favorite person...in this room
fucking kek aryeh is great
>>211470924all i remember was the clip of the one girl who got her iq test back and it was like 80
>>211470920Airsoft foidy has to stay until the real airsoft arrives
>>211470841is that VinnyRamosComedy?
No bs no troll
this szn is actually the worst yet
i dont understand how you can go from szn 3 to this. im expecting a twist or this is a flush
>>211470855She was idolizing Sam and calling him โotherworldlyโ in B3 and tried to stop Freddy from asking Sam for things because โhe canโt ask goldstriker to do stuffโ
Sheโs an 18 year old edgelord whoโs shy because sheโs on a show she likes.
>>211470539shut the fuck up nigger. this is the worst day 2 yet. things are unbelievably grim
>>211470846i'm the bingo card maker around here, bucko
freddy just being a legit burnout scumbag is based I fuck with him
>>211470944Heโs the only non autistic male in the house
>>211470707Tldr Claire killed abi but telling us she fucked jet but he didnt want a relationship so then letty fingered her afterwards to make her feel better
trish fucking hates angie
>>211470947fred just recruited sam to his team
buy buy buy
>>211470965its better then s3 by miles
>>211470952cringe kys
s3dditors go back
>>211470887he's getting more stupider
S1>S3>Bitchtank>Bloodgames>S4>The Cell>Virtual Cell>Stream Stars>S2
>>211470597He markyposted he's ok
Wow the alcoholic is completely isolating himself on alcohol who could have seen that one coming
where's the content in this joint
guys it's a good cast of attention whore fans that aren't playing it up for the camera at all. stop blackpilling, frank will come in to hassle them soon it will be epic
>>211470948we're getting outfunnied by reddit, wtf happened
>>211470805>that tongue was under jet's foreskin gross
Tonight's challenge..... Potato sack racing!
>>211470967this never happened
>>211470936in college i fucking loved getting a couple drinks in and trying to big dog guys who were actually cool and well-liked. such an insane ego trip that you never get in daily life as an autist
>>211470965Reddit spacer is back
any yns playing cookie clicker on here
What the fuck is Freddy on
This is unwatchable garbage. People are posting their season rankings instead of talking about the show
Is it possible that we're gaslighting ourselves into thinking this season sucks?
>>211470924all i remember is the crazy taxi tricks tutorial guy being a faggot
>Damiel taking a trip down memory lane in every quiet moment
Kino
>>211470887jupiter fills him in on the funny stuff
>>211470924who the fuck pays attention to off-season shit. no-lifing the main stuff leaves me burnt out already
freddy ready to tarnish a studio
>freddy getting handsy with sam
Uh oh
>Damiel is back
Like a bad smell
>>211470965They have said there will be a twisr after the first week. So everybody posting better come up with an idea for them to steal flin the next 5 days
>freddy trying to push sam down on the bed and he gets pissed of
This is the lowest point in fishtank history and its only day 2. At least with previous seasons we knew the fish better so we cared more.
>>211470958Amazing that these guys are all too autistic to realise if they give her validation she'll shut up and stop whinging
GIVE DANNY A FUCKING DRINK
>>2114710082 days no heroin
>>211471006idk but someone told her she's part filipina and trish said "we don't claim her"
>>211470936THIS. Then regret it all the next day
>>211471005I'm watching Outlaw Star
>>211470971Yours are awful because you're Mexican and esl
Okay I like Damiel temporarily if hes gonna keep pushing Angie
>>211470948>even the bald spot is accurate
>>211470987computer, turn her around so i can see her tummy
>>211471002You're not autistic
>>211471014Its literally day 2 ppl needa chill n watch
Freddy is starting to hate Rachel
>>211470936This is the exact reason I drank daily for 5 or so years. I finally found a way to turn "it" off and the only reason I stopped was it started to cause me health issues
>angie spitting on the floor and not my cock
>>211470942what'd they get you for
>>211470970youโre right i just think we should have some tact and class
>>211471001cope. fat bitch and crackwhore of all people had to explain to her that Sam Hyde is just a person
>>211470965>>211470985What is with the S1 revisionism? Half the cast sucked. The wiggers had no idea what they were doing (fucking drop shipping nick comimos LOL so funny). Sam wasnโt there for half the thing cause of WP2. And half of them slept till 2pm. Get a grip retards, rank the seasons how you want but S1 was objectively the worst (even if it did have funny moments)
>>211470924lol that girl cried to mints to remove all her clips and quit the internet after she got doxed and concerned patriots called her work and family
There have been blackpillers every season but this is the first time they're correct. This is hot garbage and Sam knows it.
>>211471065he's so fucking zased
>>211471018Does she follow him? if she does does she follow other fish?
damiels autism makes him immune to angies BPD antics
its the perfect match
reminder that season 1 screenshots and clips are permanently ruined and you will think of season 4 every time you see them now
Freddy is the only fish that has made me laugh this season
sketch comedy is effeminate and gay
drench should be in charge
>>211471075what did he do?
who caught Freddy's forced hug with Angie?
fantank is lame. should have added more than 8 people at least.
Cole another song please. You dont need an elaborate video to go along with it.
>>211471075He kept asking sam for the bottle of tequila and sam kept handing it to him. Kek
>>211471096season 1 was unwatchable dogshit
>>21147106498th percentile on my psych eval fag. i'm drunk right now so maybe i'm pushing through it
fred is blacked out
BUY BUY BUY
This girl loves any kind of attention, positve or negative lol
Saw Tayleigh at the grocery store, and was behind her in the checkout line. I was going to say something but didn't want to come off like a mark. Anyway, she had a bunch of junk food and her EBT card kept getting denied. She kept screaming "TRY IT AGAIN TRY IT AGAIN" in the cashiers face, who was visably shaken. She told her she's sorry but it says out of funds. Queen Aminata turned around and knocked big display of candy over and kept screaming "FUCK THIS HO, FUCK THIS HO" and had to be threatened to have the police called before she left. It was totally embarassing, but what can you say
>the roman's are fighting
>then what?
>that's it
>>211471096Not true, S4 will forever live in the shadow of S1 like every other season after it.
>>211471114yes killed the vibe in that room
drunk freddy is gold. this is definitely related to why his life is destroyed
>>211471058lmfao based fredmeister
>>211471090yes. i donโt know
>>211471107idk I think posting some dude in his mime outfit is a bit gayer
Who upsetty spaghetti right now?
>>211471081naw. just cause you simp for that anyone buck tooth bitch doesnt mean you have to make stuff up
sam has a very cringe chip on his shoulder for never drinking
>>211471125kind of, but it was iconic in a literal sense
freddy is literally charlie from its always sunny
>>211471082giga trvthnvke
>>211471116it's such a shit idea
>>211471102Endorse Freddy
This might be the first good sketch on fishtank???
>>211471083>lol that girl cried to mints to remove all her clips and quit the internet after she got doxed and concerned patriots called her work and familyLOL really? Why?
Freddy will win the Drunk Piece of Shit challenge by making his team lose
Sam Hyde is funny but not in this
wish sam would sperg out and put someone in the hospital
Looking back, the early days of Season 3 would have been just as shit if the cast wasn't so godlike, the wiggers are just doing summer camp now.
look at that lil goblin go!
>>211471086It's day two, guys. DAY TWO. It always starts slow
have any of the fish socials been found
FREDDY STOP TOUCHING GOLDSTRIKER
>>211471058annoying faggot creep. he's gotten his ass beat many times at parties you can tell
>>211471113He just means he is drunk as fuck. I dont think he drinks much on the outside as he only had a couple drinks and is blasted
3
>>1>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>4
freddy finna get his ass beat
>>211471146Itโs been funny as fuck
>>211471176he was funny yesterday
>Rachel pretending she's om team Sam
Me and the fredster playing left right center at the dive bar
>>211471174Chat...is this pic real?
>>211471082Nick Cominos was funnier than any bit from season 2
>BRO DONT PUT YOUR FUCKIN HANDS ON HIM
rachel has a crushy crush
>>211471151Oh i wasn't sure if it was just Tj that followed her or they follow each other.
lol sam tossing freddy around but still going along with his bullshit
>>211471141Beat sketch the show has ever had
>>211471083need her nudes
>>211471155I know youโre obsessively watching Ellie so you saw it. I donโt need to convince you
This guy is fucking weird.
>>211471082szn 1 was slightly better because it was new, scuffed, Jon, simmons, letty vance, authentic beefs,
>>211471146Total fucking retard. I knew a guy like this that somehow had a job as a data analyst. Would livetweet his situationship break ups like he was a 15 year old girl (28 btw)
INSANELY pathetic and that's exactly what I'm getting from Freddy
bill ottman walking in to a window thinking it's an open doorway
>>211470853they're a lot of fun (and easy) but also crazy
>>211471177canโt believe sloth got jetโs sloppy secondsโฆheโs too cute for that
This drunken freddy crashout is amazing
why does freddy keep putting goldstriker in a self defense situation?
have you ever seen an s1 enthusiast post in its defense without the tells of josie waifufagging
BRING IN CHRIS CHAN AS RACHEL'S DOPPLE
>>211471198Oh gotcha, yeah I just switched over to his room and see it lol
>>211471144>josie >chrisaccept it, it was the most simpbait unfunny content
If any season is a spiritual successor to S1, it's bitchtank
>romans fighting
>and youre nero
>make sure you jerk off
>sam you have to play dead
>>211471090yes and no lol
>>211471183it's not slow though, it's melodramatic and forced and overly sentimental
Romansโฆ
Are fightingโฆ.
She is uhโฆ she is everโฆ the emperor
She goesโฆ โIโm Neroโ.
Thatโs itโฆ
Then we all go โyeah!โ
Goldslagger is dead, he shows up, heโs like this (lays on the ground)
Sam, can you do our skit? Go like this (lays in the ground)
All of us, we go and cry
All of usโฆ put a rose on his casket, in him
Everyone will ask โwhatโs going on?โ
Then we go โthatโs Martin Luther Kingโ
Rate my comedy skit
>>211471181Its the cast every season. They usually by luck have roughly 2-3 really great castings (that they force out early). This season their are no superstars. The energy isnt there
>>211471002I verbally dominated the biggest bully of my normie friend group (which I got into through drinking) one night without effort thanks to my keyboard warrior and 4chan troll years and it felt better than crack.
The adrenaline lasted DAYS. The day they come up with alcohol that doesn't kill people long term is the day autists inherit the Earth.
I hated Angie, flipped 180 into liking her and flipped back to hating her over one day
>>211471237can you add a window with bill ottman standing outside
>>211471217they follow each other now
Freddie is so fucking gone Rachel is safe
>I donโt know where my baby is
I do
>>211471082i don't think the people praising s1 actually watched it, shit was boooring and the cast was horrible
drunk freddy is way better than drunk angie
>>211471237he's a beta that needs to show out to the girl he's trying to rape
bill ottman looking at his screen with no facial expression
>>211471249surrealist masterpiece
They thought all autists are the same. Classic mistake. They forgot to get one with high energy and confrontational nature
>>211471249HAHAHA WHAT A GOOD BIT
>you are corpse, rick or mortis, right?
>>211471260LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
>>211471229funny thing is that accurately translates to goldstriker in german
>>211471249absurdist kino
freddy is the type of fish people hate when he's around but will miss him as soon as he's gone
This is probably the least viewable season for new viewers yes?
The contestants aren't learning the rules of the game in real time
>>211471237Why is Sam's hair so curly, did he get a perm
drench's accent is so funny
that's martin luther king
>>211471172i literally told you why. are you stupid?
looking forward to hearing Jet's excuses for this no effort slop
>>211471261no one who says this watched it
the s2 cast had the perfect amount of autism
>>211471277freddie is a genius
>>211471274Vance is on the run because of what they did to her
>>211471249B R I L L I A N T
>>211471211It has or will be true. Tren can make guys horny for weird disgusting shit like super sized ogres and trannies
>....we don't need to win, it's okay
warming up to freddy's alcoholism
>>211471082Combination of nostalgia goggles and Josiefags who could watch for hours on end of her doing absolutely nothing
>>211471241It's objectively the most successful season. Anyone who disagrees is bitter because they missed out.
>>211471249Hardest ive laughed in 6 months. I knew fred was going to be good
>>211471283least viewable for regular viewers too
>>211471285itโs not rape if you like it
>>211471243Just read that apparently he kept drinking tequila after everyone else stopped kek
>>211471283it's the least viewable season for anyone
>>211471190Rachel pushes her twitter pretty frequently
>>211471198Yesterday he told Sam he's had a couple serious car crashes drunk and his girl left him after he blacked out and did "something bad"
>>211471260lmfaoooooo based bummy buster
>>211471281hes a more likable simbal of this season
he makes some fans seethe but his presence feels necessary
>>211471217they follow each other but iโm surprised she doesnโt follow other fish just production members.
Was Freddie projecting on Ellie making a sketch about her being his 16 year old daughter on her period for the first time?
>>211471302They were autistic like us. These people are downright low functioning.
>>211471321>>211471325You are both watching it
>>211471249unironically a mde tier sketch
>>211471274she followed me on twitter a few months back for literally no reason. maybe she could tell i'm half jap
did sam tell them his name is goldschlager or does this guy just always have booze on the brain
>>211471290guys, this season was an experiment to see if we could return to the old formula, some things worked, some things didnt etc etc etc
>>211471316Most people that are not angry or aggressive when they drink are likable people from my experience.
>>211471249you know sammy copying that
>>211471334tj is still owed a s2 josie esq production role
>>211471283>recap episodes for every daynah bro most watchable (but boring)
>>211471249first laugh of season 4
>>211471249Better than anything MDE has put out since WP1
>>211471318Yeah thatโs another thing: S1 waifu faggotry was the worst it ever got in here. And it lasted the whole season cause the wiggers had the bright idea of making the finale Letty Vs Josie
>>211471348Youre watching it so its good!!
Ha Got em!!
fucking reddit ass response
KILL URSELF
>>211471348>erm it's bad but you're watching it to determine it's bad?>checkmate
>>211470319 (OP)Greenlinebros...
hows anyone supposed to focus when you got a big construction hazard in the room
>>211471340i figured it out, s4 fish are cryo adjacent lol
>>211471289Why did they dox her
>>211471249>Then we go โthatโs Martin Luther KingโThat was actually kino
>>211471249If it goes to audience vote that should win hands down
DANIELBROS IM CRYING AT THAT
my retarded boyfriend freddy is going to direct a masterpiece of a sketch
>>211471380>>211471381BUT YOU'RE BOTH WATCHING IT!
>>211471249freddy is a genius
>>211471382its only funny when production does it
>>211471398what happened??
>>211471327Was it Freddie who said he alsonhad like 10 concussions in his lifetime too?
>>211471302they just hit the right balance between people like brian (normie wannabe autists) and tj (very nearly low functioning)
>>211471382Not fair, they're caught in Rachel's orbit
Laugh all you want at Fred, but MDE will steal the ideas for โNot from around hereโ and โRomans are fightingโ before this year is over
They need to give the hog a hardhat with a big flashing light on it like one of those old stick on cop lights
>>211471249Freddy will be in the writers room for World Peace 3
If you were ever invested in TJ's 'arc' you are a faggot
>>211471339also hilarious that he thinks periods start at 16
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md5: 589620c206e0559157f50690d62c830d
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I've been telling you all.
Freddy mogs.
any chance he remembers it by the time they perform?
sending Damiel day two is has same vibes as day x Chip S2 after kicking Cole
it's already over
trish looks like her poop smells like playdough
>>211471431unironically yes
>>211471433why are you so angry be happy its just fishank
>>211471380>literal redditspacing
ellie should be wearing booty shorts and when shes not she should be wearing a pleated skirt
>giving him more booze
Sam is evil
>211471433
TJ won
Jimmy quit
>>211471416>daniel walking down stairs>ellie calls out to bedroom "where are you going?">daniel: me? >looks up to ellie walking into bedroom>daniel: oh...>continues slumping down stairs
>>211471433TJ is a total fag now Dark Thomas that was an Arc
>>211471237this is fucking hilarious
>>211471433i am a so called homosexual
>>211471395Thereโs no way that anybody, including himself, remembers a thing he said
>>211471285Look at Jet's expectant face
that's not rape
Freddy is fucking shittered
was it really just called โRomans are Fightingโ?
give the recovering alcoholic booze then tell him to be funny
grim
>>211471435that greasy hoe wishes she had gay boy swag like me
Freddy is still drinking, jesus man. Kino shit but still, dang lol
>>211471455>literally a fat faggot who sits in online chats all day
it's funny til it aint funny anymore
sam wants to stick it in freddie
buy freddy stox now before they skyrocket
>>211471484Fred is doomed and knows it might as well party and crash out
>sam giggling along with freddy's dumb bit
>>211471481yeah this is actually super fucked for anyone who's dealt with addiction
Sam found his new drunk alex b
>>211471492Freddy isn't asian or trans enough
>>211470630I haven't complained once since the season started.You did a good job
>>211471479its ok its tj is a freak but you dont gotta let it bother you
s509
md5: ff87209751672c541f382174a6156d8b
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yes continue the flairmaxxing
>>211471455>newfag discovers cryokeen
Daniel Darklords on standby
jesus the girls are fighting in b1
Why do i keep turning the stream off whenever something funny happens. Fucking FAGGOTS
>>211471433you can't be talking about bill like that
sam and freddy are cute together!!
Fred might die in this room
*beats the shit out of you* what is that?
Sam's in a self defence situation
this is the best its gonna get bros
did all the liquor leave with chris?
>>211471517get killed by sam
Is this the most fun Sam has had on the show
Fred hyde reincarnated spending time with his son
>horsing around with goldstriker
pure kino
self defense postion activated. jet activate brokeback protocols.
Sam really hates drunks lmao
i changed my mind S4 is good now
Fred got that wibbly wobbly
>>211470695I don't want to mess up the vibes
is Sam drunk or just fucking with Frank?
heh that plastic thing makes a funny sound
wowowowowowowowow
Freddy is proof that anyone can be content with enough drunks in them. Call it the IP2 method
Freddy x Sam is kino I hope they keep him around
I fucking hate drunks man
First time I see Sam cowering in the corner of a room. Fred won.
>>211471558kys cyro i was just joking
>>211471562he doesn't drink
THERE'S FEET ALL OVER THE PLACE
HE JUST KICKED HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD LOL
jesus christ sam just fuckin' kicked him square in the jaw lmao
Freddy is proof casting non-Cole fans is a mistake
>>211471562Fucking with him obviously
Ok that kick was legit to the head
Sam actually having fun and not being all pissy lmao
>>211470591Haven't read a book in a decade
>Yo watch out, there's like mad feet all over the place
I'm fucking dying
>>211471433I was invested in Tayleigh in the brown pants. And Trish in the white mini skirt
I wish freddy wasnt gay
hed be alright if he wasnt gay.
>kicking him directly in the head
LOL
>there's like mad feet in the room you gotta be careful
>>211471562sam doesn't drink he's just amplifying the freddy energy
>>211471577absolutely not. this is Greco roman. Sam is just luring him into a trap.
Freddy-coin is going parabolic
sam and freddy being cute as hell
>>211471588fred is barely a fan he's a borderline normie
Freddy doesnt even know what corner the camera is in
>waves thing at you
say the n-word anon
>>211471611whatever the fuck sound that thing he has is making
>>211471611gay testosterone
>day one had puke and piss
>day two has two full meltdowns and absolute drunkkino
All fucking doomers must fucking HANG
>>211471611vodka and homosexuality
He's gonna feel this once he's blitzed
He kicked the shit out of him lol
drunk freddy fucking rules dude
Sam just kicked this guy in the head lmao
did sam get cracked up? and he's spending his crack high on freddy?
lol freddy is getting mad
>>211471612Sam is always cowering. I saw him at wholefoods a few months back and he was hiding from the cream cheese
>>211471611*wiggle wiggle wiggle*
So that's why he's had 10 concussions
>>211471641I ALT TABBED RIGHT WHEN IT HAPPEN NOOOO
I don't understand how Freddy can be so retarded, and yet a musical genius...
so basically just make a new thread faggot
>freddy calling sam a nigger
Did sam just kick him in the head for another time lmao
Yo what up Fred you fucking *wibble*. Thats what he is. He is a fuckin *wobble*. He doesn't even know
YOU HEAR THAT SHIT?
THATโS DEATH
I'm losing my shit, the fucking flap sounds to censor nigger is genius.
>>211471500>Recovering alcoholicNever once has this guy said he's a recovering alcoholic. He just talks about how much he loves drinking
>>211471253You switch up like a female because youโre an emotionally weak man
>>211471731*wobble* Thats what he is! *woble* Thats what he is!
fuck is this nigga doing!!!!!!!!
>>211471261It was awful. The most memorable parts were after it ended.
>>211471771not to mention doing 180s is gay. you might as well wear a tutu.
>>211470319 (OP)So what is the plot for this season, does anyone know about fish tank, are they extra autistic or what?
>>211471845watch the show and don't ask questions.
>>211471481He was asking for booze after being in the house for 30 minutes. He hasn't recovered from anything.
i knew this nigga was going to be a wreck drunk. he just have that drunk bum aura
i step away to make a pb and j and miss sam kicking this dude in the head wtf
>>211471906Waiting for him to inevitably grope someone
>>211471917thats why you never take your eyes off the prize no matter how boring it gets. i watched the last 2 seasons 22 hours a day for 6 weeks.
this was supposed to be comedic
lets see danny boy top this shit
How long does it take to sell a stox?
ngl I like all the fish on this season