Thread 211479008

>absolute nobody whose show runs on 11:00 pm so completely out of the demo it's hilarious.
This thread is barely TV.

Letting it get to this point is aussies' own fault.

Be the change you want to see.

>>211479008 (OP)
>country made up of GAYS
Hmmm, now I wonder about that "everyone is named Bruce" Python skit.

>it's yet another "laugh at pathetic Australia" thread
Australians actually believe that they aren't a tremendous joke, laughed at by the rest of the world.

When civilization collapses and Australia finally succumbs to ultimate tyranny and Chinese overpopulation suffocating it, those still left with all their faculties will scratch their heads and ask, "how? How did it all come to this? We, Australians, the proud descendants of the toughest bastards on Earth, how did we become slaves?"

The answer is inevitably the same, for all. Martin Bryant.

You, Australians, let yourselves be duped by those in power who manipulated you like helpless puppets, convincing you that it would be "best to give up your arms" in the wake of the Port Arthur Massacre of 1996. You, Australians, watched like docile cows as they removed your right to defend yourselves from them. Yet, you complain "why, why, why?". Your memory is short. Your chances of reversing your inevitable descent into slavery, even-shorter. I don't despise you. I don't even laugh at you. I simply pity you. You brought this tyranny upon yourselves.

FUCK AUSTRALIA.

This thread will reach more people than her show.

>>211479368
All that matters is that it's true

Also lol at the Australian government quite literally limiting access to non state funded news channels

>>211479008 (OP)
this woman is the one behind the "lefties losing it" videos I get recommended sometimes right?

>>211479635
Lefties Losing It is hilarious. Australians are allowed more leeway when making fun of leftists in USA. It's funny.

kojima fingered hex

>>211479008 (OP)
Wrong board. No one cares about your /pol/itics faggot.

>>211479849
Last bottom surgery didn't take, eh?

>>211479325
>You, Australians, let yourselves be duped by those in power who manipulated you like helpless puppets, convincing you that it would be "best to give up your arms" in the wake of the Port Arthur Massacre of 1996.
What fucking retards holy shit

>>211479512
they do that now? what the hell is going on there

>>211479325
>gets shot

I cant stand this smug bitch

Whenever you see a thread crying about some random nation's politics, it's because some dumb American fucked up AGAIN and they're trying to distract themselves from their own perpetual failures by inventing shit about random countries.
The only thing more pathetic than an American is a Brit or a Chink.

>>211479008 (OP)
>>211479325
Pic related
>>211479746
Met her at a nightclub once

>>211479008 (OP)
>ugly annoying mystery meat aussie cunt
>but she has a show about "lefties losing it" so she's based!!!
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, I don't need some bitch's commentary to watch funny clips

>>211479008 (OP)
>woman
>brown

why would I ever care

>>211479008 (OP)
Ohhh now I get what this movie was really saying.
>Australia is assrape

>>211479325
>Australia finally succumbs to ultimate tyranny and Chinese overpopulation suffocating it
Joke's on you, we will be suffocated by Indian overpopulation now

>>211479512
No news should be state-funded desu. I don't want tax dollars going towards propaganda.

>>211479325
>muh guns
what are the demographics of Texas again? Like 20% white? They've basically given Texas back to Mexico without firing a single shot.

The reason this has happened is the same reason you're shitting on Australia and Australians right now, individualism. Guns are just collectible funko pops without a collective political and racial will to back it up.

>>211479325
Americans love projecting their shithole country on ours. Sorry, not dying for Israel mutt, you can enjoy doing that though.

>>211479746
who hasn't?

>>211479008 (OP)
my mum used to watch sky for hours every night but then they endorsed the vax now she only listens to conspiracy podcasts

>>211483196
oh me mum!

>>211483079
If you're going to call out America for fighting in Israel's wars you should do some research on the wars Australia has been active in. At least we haven't given up all our rights and are trying something different

>>211483304
>trying something different
another forever war in the middle east before you give up and let another regime take over and start bombing the western world for revenge and a million refugee?

thanks mutt.

>>211483160
>Are the memes writing themselves or am I being psyopped in Plato’s Cave??

>>211483079
Croikey! Get a load of this cunt, moite!!!

>>211479008 (OP)
qrd?2

>>211479008 (OP)
Kek. Pozztralians on suicide watch

>here's why Israel should bomb every place on earth and why that's a GOOD thing for (You)
Why is Sky News and the Australian rightwing like this?

>>211479325
>You, Australians, watched like docile cows as they removed your right to defend yourselves
We never had that right because we don't have a Bill of Rights.

>best to give up your arms
We're legally allowed to own rifles though.

>>211487255
Our right wing is pretty inorganic so they draw a lot from the US.

>>211479008 (OP)
This TV station is the most zog worshipping neocon boomer garbage in existence. They speak to their audience with the vocabulary of an eight year old.

>>211479325
You really upset the aussies with this one. Nice job.

>>211479008 (OP)
this woman sometimes has some stillshots where she looks like a 10/10

then you see what she really looks like and its so disapointing

this bitch is demented no i dont want to hear from douglas murray now about why my money needs to go to israel

>>211479008 (OP)
Based and redpilled

>>211487422
>Nice job
now do you Americans pronounce the 'j' in job or is it 'yob'? Like, 'orale, vato. Nice YOB, mang!"

That’s a long ass philtrum

>>211488366
*foreskin. Stupid autocorrect.

Wish it was in my mouth.

gonna get into porn to save for a house, keeping a 'clean' job on the side. Honestly though I'm not sure if I even want to live in Australia long term anymore, but I'm not sure what else is better than here right now.

>>211479008 (OP)
Ahh yes, a literal American Iranian muslim to lecture me on how my society has got it wrong.
Hopefully she doesn't get deported back to the society of her forebears where she can be beheaded.

>>211479008 (OP)
She looks like a wombat

>>211479008 (OP)
Based Rita

>>211479008 (OP)
cringe rita. cringe israel supporting channel

this woman's brain is a pentium ii processor
whenever someone says something there's a 2 second gap before she formulates her reply