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Anonymous No.211480879 >>211480905 >>211480906 >>211480935 >>211480959 >>211480965 >>211480988 >>211481038 >>211481071 >>211481139 >>211481228 >>211483363 >>211484011 >>211484171 >>211484240 >>211484594 >>211484962 >>211485257 >>211486673 >>211486707 >>211486716 >>211487535 >>211487576 >>211488667 >>211489006 >>211489244 >>211490022 >>211491891 >>211494416 >>211494473 >>211496036 >>211500362 >>211501579 >>211501655 >>211503949 >>211507173 >>211508781 >>211509729 >>211512455 >>211516786 >>211516938
Why did the Prometheus chimp out and instantly start killing everyone as soon as he woke up?
Anonymous No.211480905 >>211514597
>>211480879 (OP)
because the movies runtime was running out
Anonymous No.211480906
>>211480879 (OP)
He was having a sex dream and was just about to bust
Anonymous No.211480935 >>211514597
>>211480879 (OP)
Imagine you wake up from cryosleep and some gay monkeys start asking you how to shove dildos in their ass, youd be pretty pissed too
Anonymous No.211480959 >>211490877 >>211491306 >>211508657
>>211480879 (OP)
He was presumably waiting in that cryopod for a reason and being woken up early by rude aliens you helped create probably wasn't helpful to his overarching plan, whatsoever that might've been.
Anonymous No.211480965
>>211480879 (OP)
>be assigned to go into deep sleep
>coworkers play a prank on you leaving crumbs on the human planet to go to you
>humans ask you stupid questions when youre just a regular soldier who was told to stay behind
>telling them to fuck off didnt work
Anonymous No.211480978
this movie fucking sucks
Anonymous No.211480988 >>211484053
>>211480879 (OP)
He had to get it on
Anonymous No.211481038
>>211480879 (OP)
He was spoken to before he had had his coffee. David shouldn't have done that.
Anonymous No.211481071 >>211481141 >>211481316 >>211489006 >>211503848
>>211480879 (OP)
This is explained in the sequel
Anonymous No.211481099 >>211481135 >>211481252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRfx05qKVxg
I know this entire dialogue by heart; even the PIE part.
Anonymous No.211481135 >>211508414
>>211481099
that doesn't explain anything
Anonymous No.211481139
>>211480879 (OP)
He was disgusted by a mentally challenged puppet waking him up when the failed experiment its based on was already supposed to be done with. It was a Planet of the Apes moment.
Anonymous No.211481141
>>211481071
No it isn't
Anonymous No.211481190 >>211483029 >>211483531 >>211485542 >>211516938
his mission was to end the experiment on earth
but an accident caused his crew to get killed and forced him into cryo
he was then awoken by the very same life forms he was tasked to destroy

basically:
>oh fuck my supervisor is going to be so mad
Anonymous No.211481228 >>211481490
>>211480879 (OP)
No
He was a feminist. He freaked out when they attacked and hit the lady
But then he realized she was a terf and tried to kill her too
Anonymous No.211481252 >>211508414
>>211481099
this explained so much. Thanks!
Anonymous No.211481271
bald
Anonymous No.211481316 >>211485370
>>211481071
>NERVENZERRIESSENDER
cool language you got there
Anonymous No.211481490
>>211481228
I almost lol'd
Anonymous No.211483029 >>211483418
>>211481190
Not only did he fail to exterminate the stick-sharpening, rock-throwing apes, but while he was napping on the job they built spaceships and came to knock on his front door asking about immortality
Anonymous No.211483363
>>211480879 (OP)
I don't know if I'd call it chimping out. He didn't seem angry when attacking them, just looked as if he was swatting flies. The engineers clearly see humans as experiments or playthings.
Anonymous No.211483418
>>211483029
If I were the engineer, after ripping David the android's head off, I, personally, would've shoved it up the old man's ass. Imagine the look on their faces. Imagine Mr. I'm a God, and Gods never die, as there's his creation still trying to communicate up his prolonged stretched out asshole. Imagine the smell.
Anonymous No.211483531 >>211483951 >>211484281 >>211486757
>>211481190
>his mission was to end the experiment on earth

Why?
Anonymous No.211483951
>>211483531
They killed Jesus or some shit.
Anonymous No.211484011
>>211480879 (OP)
he was upset over how they treated elizabeth, yet tried to kill her anyway himself for some reason.
Anonymous No.211484053
>>211480988
Anonymous No.211484171
>>211480879 (OP)
Anonymous No.211484240
>>211480879 (OP)
He has meth in his name. You do the math (meth).
Anonymous No.211484281 >>211484895 >>211486856 >>211509561
>>211483531
In the original script, the engineers were going back to earth to exterminate the Jews.[66] Ridley Scott was met with harsh criticism [67]and death threats,[68] and abrupt changes were quickly made to the script to appease all religious audiences.[69]
Anonymous No.211484594
>>211480879 (OP)
It's humans who chimped out really, he must've thought if this is how they behave in front of a god basically then Earth delenda est.
Anonymous No.211484895
>>211484281
So there was gonna be a movie literally called Prometheus: Ultra Extended Super Holocaust Deluxe Edition? Is there anyway we can crowdfund and greenlight this project to happen again?
Anonymous No.211484962
>>211480879 (OP)
I didn’t know Bella Ramsey was in this
Anonymous No.211485257 >>211485416 >>211486914
>>211480879 (OP)
original script
>it's revealed he was impregnated by a facehugger and was waiting for rescue in stasis
>humans woke him up, he realized that he was fucked and took his anger out on everyone in the room in a shitfit of primal rage and despair

Prometheus, after Lindelof rewrites
>"the fans will figure it out for us LOL"
Anonymous No.211485370
>>211481316
It's funny how much mutts struggle with vowels even when words are spelled out for them.
Anonymous No.211485416
>>211485257
If it was like in the original script /tv/ would say "hurr why didn't he just go back to sleep Ridley senile hack!"
Anonymous No.211485542 >>211485789
>>211481190
Was any of that actually explained in the film or what? It's been over a decade since I saw it and I'm sure I'd remember that
Anonymous No.211485789
>>211485542
Yes, David learned it while exploring the ship and Shaw wanted to ask the Engineer about it.
Anonymous No.211486673 >>211486737 >>211486825 >>211512373
>>211480879 (OP)
Because his people made humans and humans came back to ask him for immortality and he killed them all for their arrogance.
Think about it like this. Try ascending to heaven to ask God for immortality. That's how you summon the Fist of the Heavens and get smote down. There are plenty of times in the Bible when mankind tried to reach Heaven in their hubris and got struck down and punished for daring to tread on God's territory. Tower of Babel being a specific one. But moreover, general lessons in how humans should never try to play God, such as experimenting with immortality, creating artificial life, etc.
Anonymous No.211486707
>>211480879 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRfx05qKVxg
Anonymous No.211486716
>>211480879 (OP)
Like a bear after hibernation he just had to stretch his bones.
Anonymous No.211486737
>>211486673
That’s basically the plot to Blade Runner, but I think most people agree Roy was right to be angry with Tyrell for being cursed with a short life span and doomed to be a slave
Anonymous No.211486757
>>211483531
The guinea pigs aka humans have become too powerful.
Anonymous No.211486825 >>211486892 >>211487031
>>211486673
essentially correct. the engineers sacrificed their lives to create new life biology. weylands desire for immortality and david being a "successor" that to weyland that is illegitimate due to his being a non biological, non-biological heir, flies in the face of the engineers sacrifice as the most offensive arrogance imaginable
Anonymous No.211486856
>>211484281
this webm literally converted me to Christianity. Jesus is the Lord.
Anonymous No.211486892
>>211486825
Considering Ridley said Alien and Blade Runner take place in the same setting, how would the engineers have reacted to Rachael?
Some guy on earth managed to succeed where they failed countless times
Anonymous No.211486914
>>211485257
>humans woke him up, he realized that he was fucked and took his anger out on everyone in the room in a shitfit of primal rage and despair
They seem advanced enough that he could've figured out a solution, as in: kill all the humans and David, then go back in to stasis, although that would actually be more complicated than it sounds maybe.
Anonymous No.211487031
>>211486825
Basically it's like if you had a son who became an incel
Anonymous No.211487535
>>211480879 (OP)
because androids(David) are blasphemy to a culture and religion where creation stems from the ultimate sacrifice(engineers) as shown in the intro.
the guy drinking the black goo and dying in the intro gives his life to seed earth.
David understood this and his narcissism suffered this rejection so hard that he destroyed their world in the sequel.
Anonymous No.211487576
>>211480879 (OP)
>be me, Engineer
>in cryosleep for millennia
>suddenly wake up to weird pink creatures in my chamber
>they're speaking some primitive babble
>one of them is clearly an android, trying to communicate
>internal panic rising but must stay stoic
>these beings killed all my brothers while we slept
>they probably want our bioweapon tech
>can't let them get it, must protect the mission
>decide to play it cool, act confused
>let them think I'm docile while I figure out escape
>plan: get to escape pod, nuke site from orbit
>it's the only way to be sure
>start ripping off tubes and wires
>time to show these monkeys who's boss
>gonna make them regret waking me up
Anonymous No.211488667 >>211490025
>>211480879 (OP)
stand your ground
Anonymous No.211489006 >>211491892
>>211480879 (OP)
>>211481071
it was explained in a deleted scene
Anonymous No.211489244
>>211480879 (OP)
David messed up his Ossianian aka Proto-Indo-European too much.
Anonymous No.211490022 >>211490961
>>211480879 (OP)
In the original draft when Prometheus was supposed to be the prequel to the very first Alien movie he was supposed to be really mad because he had an alien in him about to burst out and he was pissed off that they basically killed him when they woke his ass up. He was going to be the alien in the machine with the chest burst that the crew of the Nostromo found. That's why the ship crashed down like it did so that the weird knobby bit pointing up in the air. It was all planned out and it was going to be really great but then a bunch of greedy fucking assholes got Ridley Scott too change it all around because they wanted to make a whole bunch of prequels and they couldn't just wrap it all up.
Anonymous No.211490025
>>211488667
>this is what I want, fuck off
was the engineer a shameless Ridley Scott self-insert?
Anonymous No.211490874 >>211490967
Albino babies with gigantism are prone to fits of anger.
Anonymous No.211490877 >>211490961
>>211480959
I think it was just because his people some kind of "fallout" with the goo that contaminated everything (as depicted in the video they find while exploring the tunnels). One has to ask why he didnt just leave after it happened so maybe he was already in cryo when it happened. Or maybe it was a quarantine protocol and he was supposed to remain in cryo until help arrived to lock everything down. Shaw presumed, or hypothesized I suppose, they were in the process of getting ready to deliver the substance to Earth when the fallout happened but I find that hard to believe as in the very first scene it is implied the goo itself mixed with Engineers DNA started life on Earth. It doesnt really make sense since the goo seems to just create xenos later on. Maybe the goo was supposed to something more in the lore, like some kind of life creating substance that is versatile in what produces, not just xenos, but this idea got dropped along the way bus there was no way to tell a bigger story about it as the following movies just focused on it being xeno goo.

Regardless, there was fallout and all his crew and science team were killed by the goo so I imagine he was pissed some retards opened his cryo chamber possibly exposing him to it as opposed to the quarantine team they sent an SOS too who would have made sure everything was safe and contained before waking him up.
Anonymous No.211490961
I didnt read this >>211490022 before posting this >>211490877 but yah makes sense with what I said. He was either already exposed, or was trying to not get exposed while waiting for a medical / quarantine team to get the SOS and arrive
Anonymous No.211490967
>>211490874
>t. roastie
Anonymous No.211491021 >>211491164
Watch the uncut version on YouTube. It explains everything
Anonymous No.211491164 >>211491181
>>211491021
Engineers don't have penises. They can't be uncut.
Anonymous No.211491181 >>211492480
>>211491164
If they don't have penises then they are uncut by definition.
Anonymous No.211491306 >>211491891
>>211480959
He was originally infected, and put himself on ice so he could be saved when his people found him. When he woke up, he found himself facing a bunch of monkies that doomed him since he was going to die now.
Anonymous No.211491891
>>211480879 (OP)
>wake up
>five humanoids... alright this should be interesting
>a shouting bitch, they can't get her under control
>one of them speaks my language and says that the old dude created him... a damn twink that can't even defend himself?!
>>211491306
he wasn't infected you retard
Anonymous No.211491892
>>211489006
>it was explained in a scene that wasn't in the movie
bravo, hackson.
Anonymous No.211492480 >>211494357
>>211491181
According to David's drawings they do have penises. There's also a skinned Engineer that can be seen in Covenant but I'm unsure if you can see if it has a penis or not.
Anonymous No.211494357 >>211494419 >>211496266
>>211492480
nah, Ridley's notes stated they are non-gendered. They may have had sex organs in the past, but the story is they long ago lost the ability to reproduce and use Deacon blood to create life now
Anonymous No.211494416 >>211494487
>>211480879 (OP)
john prometheus was a real jerk
Anonymous No.211494419
>>211494357
>source: just pulled "ridley's notes" out of my tranny ass
go ack yourself
Anonymous No.211494473 >>211496424
>>211480879 (OP)
wait i thought that movie was some retarded netflix original film
Anonymous No.211494487
>>211494416
His son juan romulus was even worse. But he did abandon him so that's to be expected
Anonymous No.211496036 >>211496130
>>211480879 (OP)
Military engineer. End of story. Also palestine.
Anonymous No.211496130 >>211506073
>>211496036
Prometheus is an analogy of the Israel-Palestine conflict? Seriously?
Anonymous No.211496266 >>211496374
>>211494357
Don't know about those notes but the Deacon blood script though interesting is fake.
Anonymous No.211496374 >>211504942
>>211496266
That was debunked. The script is real.
Anonymous No.211496424
>>211494473
how new
Anonymous No.211498076
>David quotes Ozymandias poem
>It specifically means that a once great and powerfully empire has been brought down and reduced to dust. Nothing lasts forever.
This could have been an interesting premise if expanded upon. They've been around for millions of years. Their galaxy spanning civilization has eventually degenerated and most of it is in ruins. They've split into factions with differing ideas on how to proceed. Some want to biomodify themselves like Prometheus. And others want to live simple lives like the ones in Covenant. But David is a malfunctioning psycho that wants to kill them all regardless and kill all humans.
Anonymous No.211500362 >>211501360
>>211480879 (OP)
Ridley couldn't even work out a reason that would satisfy the audience. That's why they left it as an empty mystery box. Modern audiences don't really care much about Jesus so it wouldn't resonate with them. Doesn't help that it's blasphemous and saying he was taught by aliens and nor God
Anonymous No.211501360 >>211503806
>>211500362
>it's blasphemous
It's a fictional movie in sci-fi fantasy land. Who the fuck would give a shit if the engineer claimed the violent humans crucified one of their own, one they called Jesus? Can someone explain what would happen if that was in the movie? I swear to God, they let the retards in life ruin it for everyone else. This is why we can't have nice things
Anonymous No.211501579 >>211503885
>>211480879 (OP)
>on his way to destroy life on eart because humans are out of control and they killed Jesus
>woken up by a human (thousands of years later) who thinks he's your equal/god and he wants you to give him eternal life
Anonymous No.211501655
>>211480879 (OP)
Dogshit screenplay simple as
Anonymous No.211502101 >>211504038
why were they prometheuses all bald and evil?
Anonymous No.211503806
>>211501360
>Can someone explain what would happen if that was in the movie?
Let's think about Shaw's character. She was a woman of faith. She carried a cross around her neck throughout the entire film. Imagine Shaw's reaction when she learns that her "God" was an engineering that was morbidly put to death in the most violent, inhumane way possible. What would her reaction be in the film? Would she immediately rip that cross off her chest? Would she suddenly go full 1488 Hitler mode? What's the answer here?
Anonymous No.211503848
>>211481071
It was explained in The Holy Bible.
Anonymous No.211503885
>>211501579
>Prometheus has been preaching everything from the bible all his life such as peace, love for everyone, sharing, taking care of the sick and poor, not being greedy
>he has a gigantic ocean of pure, crysal clear drinking water
>some humans come to him saying, "please sir, all we were given was this tiny bottle of water and it's all gone. Might you spare a gallon or two for us?"
>Prometheus responds to this begging with fiery hatred and kills them for daring to speak to him
Anonymous No.211503949
>>211480879 (OP)
Because space-jesus died for their sins.
Anonymous No.211504038 >>211505920
>>211502101
Hair is unclean and gets everywhere. They're not evil. They're holy like God is holy and act in mysterious ways. Lesser beings like humans don't get to question their actions.
Anonymous No.211504221 >>211504368 >>211505286
I wonder why even though its purportedly terrible and ruined alien Prometheus gets the most consistent discussion after the fact here on /tv/
Anonymous No.211504368
>>211504221
I would say because the movie had so much potential, but the writers and director ruined it by overthinking and cutting out what would've been the best parts of the film
Anonymous No.211504942
>>211496374
nah
Anonymous No.211505286 >>211506063
>>211504221
The plot is such a nonsensical dumpster fire that it's easy to make-up your own schizo theories about it, or otherwise just make fun of it.
Anonymous No.211505920
>>211504038
based and shavepilled
Anonymous No.211506063 >>211506379
>>211505286
its not nonsensical, just badly written.
Anonymous No.211506073
>>211496130
I was joking, but seriously it wouldn't surprise me. Look at the first nu-trek movie, it's no coincidence they went with a genocidal vibe and used romulans, who are genetic offshoots of (((vulcans)))
Anonymous No.211506379 >>211506478
>>211506063
It's very nonsensical. Most of the things have no purpose to them, they just happen because it's interesting. The movie is also incomplete, so it has no answers to the majority of mysteries.
Anonymous No.211506478 >>211513324
>>211506379
like what?
Anonymous No.211506566
if some decrypted jew and his chatgpt woke you and started screaming up you'd be pretty mad too
Anonymous No.211506629 >>211506846 >>211506926
The same reason you’d kill some bugs in your house
Anonymous No.211506846
>>211506629
except you literally made the bugs in your image, guided them for thousands of years, and specifically gave them a map to where your house is telling them they should come visit you some day
Anonymous No.211506926 >>211507127
>>211506629
flies and ants dont speak to me in my own language
Anonymous No.211507058 >>211509178
I think when he sees them use violence to shut up the science lady he realizes humans need to be exterminated. If you can’t even stop being violent when meeting a God then there’s no point in your species, sorry.
Anonymous No.211507127 >>211508231
>>211506926
yea they do
Anonymous No.211507173
>>211480879 (OP)
they relaxed
Anonymous No.211508231
>>211507127
wtf…
Anonymous No.211508414
>>211481135
>>211481252
the duality on /tv/
Anonymous No.211508657
>>211480959
>woken up early
He was woken up very late by the creations he intended to destroy. I think he gave them a moment while he recovered, but also wondering what they had to say. Sadly for the people involved the only guy who was speaking had a charisma of -1. Engineer also didn't like the robot-AI shit. Their playground is messing with life itself, so he saw David as some inferior bullshit.
Anonymous No.211508781
>>211480879 (OP)
Castle doctrine
Anonymous No.211509178 >>211510009
>>211507058
they were literally on their way to earth with a bombing ship anyway
Anonymous No.211509561
>>211484281
Jared Leto sure has fun at parties.
Anonymous No.211509729 >>211511609
>>211480879 (OP)
Do you recall the scene earlier in the movie where the humans are watching what they surmise to be recordings of some kind of attack inside the ancient facility?

Did you think that the Prometheans were, fighting... Who did you think they were fighting and why?

He went ape-shit because he woke up 2000 years after he was suppose to have left to destroy life on Earth.
Anonymous No.211510009
>>211509178
Yeah good point. Dumb ahh engineers, I guess they just hate humans.
Anonymous No.211510325
I would too if I woke up from a nap and a bunch of wh*te 'people' were there.
Anonymous No.211511609
>>211509729
I think he took pity on us like mythological Prometheus did and decided to give us a second chance by sabotaging the Engineer mission to nuke Earth. He set the black goo loose on his crewmates and sealed himself in that pod hoping to be awaken by advanced and noble people. Sacrifice is very important to the Engineers and he sacrificed the lives of his people for humans only for them to spit on it with their demand for immortality and the abomination that is David.
Anonymous No.211512240 >>211516980
Anonymous No.211512373
>>211486673
What the fuck do you think you're doing, boy? You're not supposed to actually provide a thoughtful and plausible answer. You're supposed to let the morons argue about the black goo or how Ridley Scott is a hack because there are like plot holes in the movie or something.
Anonymous No.211512455
>>211480879 (OP)
>op doesn't chimp out and justifiably kill anyone who disturbs their sleep
Protip: do not wake me.
Anonymous No.211513324
>>211506478
The guys who map the facility somehow get lost in it, despite having access to the map.
Anonymous No.211514597
>>211480905
This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRfx05qKVxg

Of all the long winded scenes. Why edit a key component to the plot?
>>211480935
He was utterly disgusted with the creates before him.
Anonymous No.211516241
The cast they picked were so terrible. None of them are memorable or iconic like previous movies. David and Shaw are the only ones that stick out, of course since they get 80% of the screen time. Idris Elba comes off like he's playing a role for a different movie.
Anonymous No.211516754
Anonymous No.211516786
>>211480879 (OP)
It's meant to be a mystery. The point of the scene is that the Engineer encounters mankind, and then immediately tries to pilot his craft to Earth, to presumably kill us all. The Engineer's true motivations are unknown, but they are part of a greater story we don't know of. Fits well into the cosmic horror/Lovecraftian themes of the film.

The canon explanation at the moment via the tabletop RPG is the Engineers were at war with a creation of theirs (The Perfected/Fulfremmen), and were purposely trying to eradicate their creations to prevent their spreading.
Anonymous No.211516938
>>211480879 (OP)
You'd chimp out too, if a bunch of violent apes pretending to be enlightened, walked up to you and demanded immortal life. Also, remember he spared shaw because she was inquisitive and the victim of Weylands orders/commands of violence against her.
Also, every time he speaks, his lifespan shortens. A conversation with their species is practically a gift when you think about it.
>>211481190
>he was then awoken by the very same life forms he was tasked to destroy
It wasn't I'm even just that, but weyland proved that humans hadn't learned much during his sleep and demonstrated their violent tendencies and closed mindedness right in front of him. Not to mention, immortality is abominable in their eyes. The engineers hold the cycle of life and death as sacred and good. Immortality fundamentally goes against it.
Anonymous No.211516980
>>211512240
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie. Kek.