Eepy Edition
>/ftl/ News Day 2:• Freddy rung the beef bell for beer.
• Fucking New York City I don't give a fuck.
• Aryeh stole Angie's giant bear.
• Damiel showed up for dinner and does NOT like garlic.
• Rachel lost another 200 Fishbucks for deadnaming Jason.
• Freddy wrote a movie script about alien skaters who smoke Ayahuasca.
• Angie cried while looking for the photos.
• Daniel stole Angies photos of her and her bf. He promised not to rip them.
• Challenge: Comedy Sketch
• Conversation scenes were filmed.
• Challenge: Dress To Impress (Winner: Rachel)
• Jet has ruled that breaking things is NOT a Day 2 activity.
• Fans sent "Smash it!" TTS to Aryeh and Angie to break the dresser, causing Ben to come up and yell "Cringe!" at them.
• Ellie mogs
• Freddy mogs.
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Previously on /ftl/
>>211480250
JC live on IG
>she is not like ellie
lmao
>>211481892 (OP)>removed Angie from the QRDTranny thread
>>211482168I just copy pasted it
>>211482210Oh okay. Sorry anon. Appreciate the bake.
anything notable happen after the play challenge?
nigger faggot every five seconds
Which of the Fishtank women would you actually consider being with?
For me, it's Letty. She's the kind of chick who intentionally annoys you just to get you to fuck her harder later in the evening, and I appreciate that.
>>211483163define be with
It really is fascinating, each single season manages to make the previous one seem significantly better. It's sequelitis of the highest order. Personally Bloodgames will always be the best in my heart, but that's mostly because of Xavier.
>>211483163this pic is very Jupie coded
they should link up (and make out KAW)
>>211483163I honestly tried to come up with a real answer, but none of them seem like good ideas.
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>>211483355Serious answers only, please.
this whole cast is so fucking boring but drunk freddy is the best contestant they ever had
>>211483355>jet's sloppy seconds ew
>>211483395>best contestant they ever hadThey say this about the based retard every season then they crash around day 20.
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>>211483163The only option
why is he wearing two t shirts
>>211483300s1 and bloodgames were the only two i could tell was kino while it was live, s2 became kino in retrospect and s3 will always be shit
if they bring damiel back i'm done watching
I don’t see much of a future for this show
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"i'm not going to be huge"
bitch you already are.
i hope they get in the RV again this season!
>>211483163Taylor but none of you are ready for that conversation.
GUYS YOU GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE MYSTERY OF THE STRIPES IF YOU WANT TO UNLOCK THE KINO TWIST
Jet/TJ eskimo brothers real soon
>>211483518Agree. The “famous house” era of s3 had major potential, but Sam fucked it all up.
>>211483590sam won't do more than one season. jet will probably do one without sam and then try to sell it to chinks.
>>211483518>s3 will always be shitS3 had its moments. Seems more hit or miss depending on the day.
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>>211483163if we're only counting contestants then unironically summer. you all say you could save her but i actually could
>>211483362Her name is Gorania
>>211483636that was claire's plan
>>211483648She looks like she’s made out of wax and her eyeballs are exploding out of her head like in total recall.
Jet is a virgin (except that one time he got raped and Betty saw it)
>>211483464she got herpes from her zesty black bf
LMFAO! Good one, abi!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749971025459772.mp4
>Left for an hour
>Missed out on Rachel socializing with the group kino
Its not fair bros
anyone know what the stripes mean? let's figure this out
Fishtank is better in the summer time
These contestants don't have the common sense to have men's and women's bedrooms.
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>>211483698abi fucking sucks
anyone cap fred stealing a lil good night kiss from braces?
Jin made it awkward by brining up drench's job
>>211483636Sisters pussy in your face fuck nigga
Need this crackhead on my dih
>no need for physical fishbux, everything is is credits
>heavy neon lighting
>freeloaders are corpos and come in in suits and get special privileges
>the furniture looks cool but is actually very uncomfortable
>all the fish are dressed like retards
Cyberpunktank when?
>>211483355Damn she used to be pretty. Now just a bloated mess
>>211483582S3 was fun from Day 1 to about Thanksgiving
>>211483715that's like the most common question people ask you.
>>211483706burt would be raping the high schooler by now
>>211483655yeah, his crashout was hilarious though. he torched the whole setup for no reason lol
>season is already a dud
>gonna have to wait potentially 9 months for the chance of another main season
this sucks man
>>211483720fuck off cryo you fat faggot
>>211483300Alex DeLarge ass cat
>>211483665The wiggers came on too strong huh.
>>211483518season 3 was the best season until famous house 2.0, never forget the day frank showed up
>>211483679Claire is so retarded i could belive it
>>211483734why do you think s5 would be any better than 3 and 4?
>>211483730he said something alone the lines of smoking Crack probably isn't a good thing to admit for your job and she went quiet
>>211483518>>211483655you're friendless zoomers that want an autistic friend simulator. s2 was objectively terrible. tard j ruined everything by refusing to participate and was incapable of following simple instructions. the only reason he "won" is because the crew genuinely beat the shit out of him and gave him a concussion because he was an insufferable retard so they were effectively buying him off. shinji was a nothing, jimmy was a faggot that almost bashed a girl's skull in over a fischer price toy. there was nothing good in s2
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Based vtuber stream
https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche
>>211483742Remember when Frank fell down the stairs while trying to squirt mustard on Simbal?
>>211483736I am not crying is he a cyberpunk enthusiast too?
>>211483742frank showing up was literally what ruined it, fh2 could've salvaged it if sam didn't completely fuck everything up
>>211483327i'm assuming you were going through the following list of a certain exceptionally mentally unwell female contestant? i don't know why she follows me
>>211483698Not a pick me btw. Didnt kill a box of kittens btw
>>211483518>s2 became kino in retrospect and s3 will always be shitS2 was not kino live or in retrospect kid
S3 was kino for the first 2 weeks until Sam fucked it up like he does for every season
>>211483703I used to think theyd be able to finish out a consistently good season one day, I no longer believe that
I think Jet hyped too much this cast
>>211483762redditor detected
>>211483722she looks way better now
>>211483746for the chance of at least getting a better cast, that's the only thing that changes from season to season. production sucks and has zero ideas every time
>>211483732S3 B3 I believe had 2 bunkbeds so that's 4 people, that's ok for it to be a mix, but b4 right now is awkward I would imagine. Each BR just has two people.
>>211483518the real trvke, is that season 2 was always kino and it was only bad during the Chris points challenge, season 3 was majority bad and shouldn't be counted as real fishtank
If they get desperate enough, you know who they have to call back right. Trust the plan
S3s good moments were cus of jet and Ben and Sam ruined it everytime
And it’s going to happen again this season
>>211483636it's actually uncanny how much she looks like jet. they are almost identical
jc didn't react to cole's song but said she's gonna make a reaction video
if they bring damiel back i'll start watching
>kills deject
>kills Treefingers
>is the catalyst of the Parkland shooting
>Trying to get back to fishtank and currently has her sights on Freddy
Is she fixable or just irredeemable?
>>211483774>got to sell those season passes!
>>211483766>didnt kill a box of kittens btwThis makes me laugh more than it should
>>211483764Summer? no I don't check her followers idk why I added you unless you're a cute grill
did jupiter and jet ever kiss?
>>211483756Simbal mogged Frank. The Lion roars.
>>211483774they feel weak like something's missing, he must've been high off the gas saying pic-rel
>>211483769The beginning and end of S2 was good. The middle was the most garbage thing in existence. Was funny doomposting tho
>>211483756yeah the fish fucked frank up big time lol
>>211483762no, alex's wife ruined the show. i guarantee if she never showed up he wouldn't have left
>>211483749read until the words "tard j" lmao keep malding
>>211483739A friend of mine from college moved to providence to date ben for a little while pre-fishtank when he was still going by smoketeam6 and ended up moving back in with her parents after the breakup with a new oxycodone addiction lol. She was always kind of a tweaker so it's not that crazy but still funny to think about when i see him
>>211483811JC's live? it just ended
>>211483775this just reminded me that sam didn't even introduce himself as goldstriker. the edit is gonna be so shit.
>>211483782She used to look like an elf princess. Now she looks like a used up tweaker
>>211483799Its just a cover lol. It will be funny when she sees her portion of the video go to the pegging part
>>211483703The handheld (and chest cams) resulted in the highest concentration of kino shots i have ever seen from a "live" production.
>>211483805definitely not fixable
>>211483825>he thinks there will be an edit
>>211483805fuck off back to bant, you worthless faggot. you're no different than the other arielpedos, you're just as pathetic for astroturfing this retarded whore
>>211483805Hi Bettyschizo I saw her at an MDE comedy show last year she has very nice legs in person
season 3 fans be like: Remember that time Alex repeated the same thing then burt jerked off, damn famous house was so awesome and kino because the most simple boring shit
It’s a good cast (unironically)
>>211483825>the editYeah, there’s not gonna be an edit of this garbage.
>>211483749accurate but Trish, Cole, Oliver, and Brian were alright. Plus we got Nifty
>>211483746Trust the plan. S5 will have the best cast ever.
>>211483805Love that silly ahh ahh
>>211483836Move on nigger go hate on NU-fishtank
>>211483828Oh I thought you guys were talking about Heil Nina. Is this for Gods gonna cut you down
>>211483751I want to do this shit but I'm a man. The animation/puppet thing fascinates me. It's like Waldo from black mirror. Can guys be vtubers?
>>211483774>>211483815no shit he says the same thing every season when will you learn?
>>211483830most of the time bloodgames was borderline unwatchable from the tech issues let's be honest
>>211483821they're all druggies I wonder how much Sam knows
>>211483843but they're not peeing and pooping on day 2 of the show , cringe much?
>>211483778they're calling it the coolest picture of all time
>>211483163I really don’t like any of them they are all bottom of the barrel bitches with no personality but ig Josie if I had to pick. We could probably vibe but that’s a big probably. Also I’m Native American and half white dirty rez Indians are beneath me.
And she burns coal
>did you guys know *some boring shit nobody cares about*
nice thanks rachel
>>211483841Are you that fat kid she tried to rape?
>>211483846i didn't hate trish, but she did nothing. they fucked up majorly with cole, i don't remember oliver, brian was nothing. nifty was funny because she effortlessly trolled everyone
>>211483826betty looks like a used up tweaker. learn the difference, virgin
>>211483749Reddit opinion. You hated it because you were just like them. fucking autist.
is there a poker game?
this shit is boring
no more jc cole type stuff
>>211483720>"the cell" isn't force everyone into a single room, just force them to all wear VR goggles and don't leave the VR tracking area
>>211483852disgusting fucking moles damn near falling off his pasty fat body
>>211481892 (OP)can someone link me the ellie act7ionman stream and how the fuck did you autists even find it lol
season 2 fans be like: Remember that time jimmy repeated the same thing then tayleigh basedjacked, damn 70s house was so awesome and kino because the most simple and boring shit
hog talking about music and just non sequitur trauma dumps in the most awkward way possible. what an insufferable disgusting pig
none of them have said anything funny for an hour. just go to bed niggers.
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>>211483163ellie is the only wifeable chick who has ever been on the show and letty is second
>>211483855you're the one who needs to move on
>>211483815i actually agree with jet this time. they actually changed shit this tIme
>>211483874oliver sleep experiments were one of the better side plots we've had
>>211483880Its still too fresh huh. I get it
>>211483874Not remembering Oliver is criminal
>>211483841Did you hit on her? She was dressed up for Jet.
It's a bad cast (unironically)
>>211483888me unironically
now that the dust has settled and we're being open and honest, we all would've went downstairs?
>>211483884i don't mind it as long as he picks on angie
>>211483648She's cool I like her most of the girls.
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>>211483842One of the funniest most cartoonish things I’ve ever seen was during S3 when Burt went to dap Ian up and his pants fell down mid embrace.
>>211483907>that tweet complete fiction
>>211483825there likely won't even be a season 3 edit, too much work for wiggers
>>211483792Scott could actually save the season. Even if you think he's bland and inoffensive, his personality still outshines everybody else in that house.
The big problem with s3 was that alex and the gay nigger were superfish. They were content black holes that sucked up any content that could have been created because they were so bombastic and unhinged. The issue with the nigger, specifically, is that his whole deal got tired after the "it's a gay show for gay boys?" Line. That was the peak of everything he could have done, but they still kept him on for the rest of the show despite it devolving into him repeating his skitzorants and heckin wholesome jerkerino moments ad nauseum. Alex had much more variety to his retardation, but even he got tired early as it always devolved into him yapping in the end. I think the best course for s3 would have been for the nigger to get eliminated mid season and for alex to stay until being a finalist. On top of that, actually follow through with FH2
Wrench is a cool ass bitch. Shame about the face.
>>211483815Theyre missing the energy guy who all the other fish can play off of. Ideally you have atleast 2 each season
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>>211483718Tattoos look good on maybe 5% of the general population and even worse these bitches pick out shit you would see graffitied in a public restroom. absolutely disgusting.
>>211483738>>211483789not a day goes by where i don't miss this crazy nigger
>>211483749it fell off by the end but the first week in particular was the best fishtank ever got. rather be a friendless zoomer looking for an autistic friend simulator than a friendless zoomer looking for an autist torture chamber
>>211483888notice how you mentioned the two bad contestants nobody likes while I mentioned the most liked contestants from season 3
>>211483899Damn you right i'll check up on you guys in a year
I've only ever spoken to Summer and CK, and they're both batshit crazy.
>>211483925Probably but running into traffic at an MDE event sounds like something she would do for attention
it's the new season and you guys still spend all day talking about betty lmao
You now remember Alex being surprisingly good at singing
>>211483926The finale of the s2 edits just dropped a couple weeks ago. That season wrapped ages ago.
LOOOOOOO
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>>211483163Taylor. Especially now with making a profit from gambling sponsorship and her instagram. TJ didn’t fuck that bitch nowhere near good enough. You need to fuck your bitch good and get creative with it, even if y’all break up atleast she won’t forget that awesome sex.
>>211483820Kill yourself faggot.
smellie is befriending the fat one
she is one evil chink
I don't think the season is bad. They did pick out some interesting people, not spectacular at least not yet, but when they're all together like they are now its interesting.
She slaughtered a box of bloody kittens mate
>>211483927scott hands typed this
>>211483955It's just two guys and you
>production cucking toes
fags
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>>211483959she has a heart of gold, looks don't matter in the equation
>>211483887https://kick.com/ac7ionman/videos/7dc1cf2a-119a-4685-9756-9fa09d478d18
>03:25:52 for book leak
>>211483163whomst is this angry goddess
>>211483928When we lost Cole, we blamed Brian for being an energy vampire (which he is) for the rest of the cast sucking. But they were still pretty bad when he left. People do not rise to the occasion when its their turn to fill the void.
>angie runs down to get a piece of paper she forgot
>rachel says "what the FUCK are you doing?"
I hate this type of attitude and this type of talk. What an absolutely insufferable cunt
>>211483962"You never got me down Ray"
ELLIE TOOK HER SHOES OFF
MAYBE HER SOCKS ARE NEXT
who caught the angie nipslip
>>211483947lmao pls, this place fucking worships jimmy, tayleigh and s2. get a grip
>>211483941Seen how he's doing lately? Apparently he's not getting that juicy inheritance money and his fat wife is leaving him, while also airing out embarrassing shit about him.
>>211483985learn to read then kys
>>211483985Damn you’re new
jin's nipples jiggle every time he moves
>>211483852Every time I see this it makes me feel terrible for him.
>>211483952sometimes i just gotta stop and stare at this bitch's 3 foot philtrum and her nonexistent lips. fascinating
>>211483993she was told not to show feet
season 5 fans be like: woah remember when anthony put bleach in carl’s food and production had to rush upstairs to stop him before he ate it haha that was so crazy
>>211483928Burt was insufferable, but he got better when he got to do the different personas towards the end. Rather than kicking them off, they should segregate for like 2-3 days to see if the other fish do anything.
>>211483996>this place fucking worships jimmy, tayleighwhy do you have to lie?
>>211483927i'm so glad I never have to see new footage of this fat "MMA trainer" who got beaten by a literal retard. Thank you greg for knocking him out of the fishtank universe forever
>>211483876you literally have a reddit account
Whatever happened to Josie? Did Winston kill her and himself in a lovers homicide?
>>211483999this is the kino we need to get back to
>>211483989Yeah that's that middle school kind of "humor" that most people grow out of.
>>211483999How did they get a Star Trek Alien?
>>211483698kek based redbar that's a classic song
>>211483982the literal hooker with a heart of gold would not have swayed me. i wouldve kept autistically punching the door and counting like the jew did
=ELLIE UPDATE=
She's finally talking. She enjoys kino and has had some stressful days!
Cole kinda sucked
Burt kinda sucked
>>211483999his being repulses me almost as much as burt does
>>211483923my favorite ian moment was when luke was fucking with simbal and ian got up from his throne to make eat a bunch of food.
>>211483953Is she out on bail yet? Wild to think how Brian's life keeps getting better and she's looking at years in prison.
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>>211483698That ain’t even Abi that’s her fishtank fan boyfriend. He uses her Twitter, fishtank account and insta
>>211483999he's like a lifeform from earth's future
>>211483775>shot of all the contestants surrounding the kitchen island from the kitchen cam> someone's touching a bald guy's headWhy is it ALWAYS kino?
>>211483962take that back you nigger!
If they were smart they wouldve started like a week before big brother instead of a month
>>211484019Josies on a vacation far away
>>211483959The ass though.. I mean, damn. Just unfortunate that she has crackwhore face from doing crack.
>>211484033pls dont do this
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lots of orbs in b4 tonight.. didn't even have to wait long before i was able to snag a pic of one.. what tf are they up to?
>>211484010got me laughing in advance
>>211483979Cole is talented when he puts his mind to something, but he's unfortunately too egotistical or insecure at times to achieve his full potential
I wouldve wifed up a courtesan from the Verdigris house
>>211484008Who said? And drench is barefoot. So was Rachel
>>211483984absolute chad
thanks m8
>>211483874>i don't remember oliveroliver.... gay
>>211483996No one worships Jimmy or tay wtf are you smoking
This place unironically loves the worst fish historically
Abi looks better now. She gained a little weight.
>>211483830>The handheld (and chest cams) resulted in the highest concentration of kino shots i have ever seen from a "live" production.That is because those fish know what they're doing and made it easier for the cameramen. They know where to stand and how to talk to the other fish in the best manner, no talking over each other which allowed them to switch back and forth between fish. Somehow the S3 fish were the absolute worst at all of this shit even though they were aspiring actors and the S1/S2 autistics were amazing at it.
>>211483917She’s a boy crazy girl. Which means the pool of men she finds attractive is larger than most girls who’ve only become even more picky. Everyone here ITT technically has a shot with her.
alright im bored when is fatty and frank arriving
>>211484044Is there an actual overlap between Big Brother Viewers and Fishtank fans? Aren't we all just watching Fishtank because it's Sam Hyde?
>>211483888Checked. Season poo fans are probably the reason they decided to cast fans again.
>>211483988yeah cause tayleigh was the energy vampire not brian
>>211484041This was the best night in fishtank history.
You might like other seasons more but the energy and amount of things happening at once will forever be unmatched.
>>211484019got a new bf (probably steinful)
simps want to rope now
>>211483880Yes lets go in a different direction
>>211484051Damn that’s a legit orb keep the threads updated on this spooky activity
>>211484030I think he's the most likable despite being the (2nd) hardest to look at
>>211484031God i forgot just how much Ian would eat
Fucking funniest shit.
>>211484067she was told specifically
and they told the other asian girl to wear mor clothes
production does not want gooning
who is ellie talking about?
>>211483988On the flip side, once alex left the pajeet did step up and produce content
The biggest mistake going into fh2 was getting rid of mizzy desu. She had finally found a groove and become a really good presence in the house. She finally "got" it, but they said "oh, going in with five plants, that's cRaZy" only for them to go in with five anyway due to luke and then kick out all of fh2 cast immediately. Lmao, THEN they brought back mizzy for vegas
The whole thing was a massive mess
Mizzy should've been there the whole time
>>211484082Yeah we both watch absolute slop. They couldve taken over the hashtag again
i could post countless evidence of your jimmy and tayleigh worship. just because you orbiters changes your mind on /bant/ in the off seasons doesnt mean that wasnt a thing here. pls
jet wtf this cast sucks they haven't even said anything at all
>>211483938jin is so creep in his acting character
>>211483749TJ’s anime arc was pure kino
‘nuff said.
Good news bros, Ellie doesn't want to fuck Sam! (She does)
>>211483998>learn to readdamn my bad i don't know who she is from the SnapInsta.to_505106723_17950255973973943_3961931284809330822_n.jpg filename
faggot
>>211483841Her legs are amazing.
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>>211484078>no talking over each otherReminder that this retarded manchild almost fucked up the entire Bloodgames because he has no theory of mind
>>211484048ngl id never remotely consider humiliating myself on the internet on a show like this, but if i somehow found myself in that situation id 100% be focused on trying to win and would care less about any girls there
>>211484109Moomilda is content
>>211484102sam hyde lmao
this is wild
>>211484051Good find anon. Continue to keep us posted. We’re making Langley aware of your findings.
>>211483888yeah whole season bad becuase you don't like tayleigh nigga get a grip it had the best freeloaders ever, a love story, a good ending, etc etc
WE NEED TO BE FORCING A COLE/JUPITER/JC LOVE TRIANGLE
>>211483959What admixture of abbo does this require?
there is no justifiable reason to hate TJ
>>211481926It's a mid cast
>>211483861he clearly does just given jet's conduct and sam working with joeyy multiple times but it's still pretty funny. all the zoomer mde guys are complete manwhores too. bic has tried to slide on every 'alt' girl in new england at this point and ftl posters obviously know jet's routine. not shocking that when you give channer neets a platform that gets them clout and fangirls they can't control themselves i guess. this is all pretty well known in new england/providence online-zoomer arts circles but i don't see it mentioned that much in fishtank communities
>>211484121It led to kino with Jimmy spazzing out over the rules and a fight
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FOOTCHADS WE EATIN REAL GOOD TONIGHT
>>211484082A considerable segment of the fanbase are normies from twitter that hate Sam
did anyone clip the angela nip slip 5 minutes ago when she went into the closet?
>>211484135but he was favored over my crochet nazi and my favorite 30 year old rapist wahhhh
They should make the handheld cameras live, no one watches the episodes anyway
>>211484008>she was told not to show feetthis is BS
>>211484019WHO CARES four seasons in and we still talk about this coal burning boring bitch.
Bitch probably doesn’t even play wacca
>>211484082I hate Sam Hyde and MDE. Don't think they're funny. I do like reality TV, though.
so is daniel getting lucky or not? angie obviously wants his dick
>>211483979What’s the link to Cole’s channel
>>211484121>Reminder that this retarded manchild almost fucked up the entire Bloodgames because he has no theory of mindThe entire point for Jon was to be incapable of larping, its why he was cast. Dungeon and Dragons sessions always have the guy who runs around screaming wheres the loot and just wants to kill everything and Jon literally did all of this.
>>211484100part of me wishes they used luke as a scapegoat during the voting so ian could've made it to act 2. voting system really sucked ass lol
>>211483874Not remembering oliver makes your opinion worthless
>>211484141Jon and Jimmy are great together
what happened to "they're not super fans"
>>211484119read the fucking post you blockhead
>>211483739i bet u taste bomb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFMwnJHORyw
Lotta fat bitches in this one...
not that I mind, not one bit. ;)
S1: Springtime
S2:Wintertime
S3:Autmn
S4:Summertime
if you combined season 2s male cast and season 4s female cast you would probably have the season with the hottest contestants
>>211484167Literally TJ x Taylor 2.0
>>211484079she's not boy crazy she's just a whore, by profession. she's willing to flirt with more guys maybe but she doesn't feel anything for them. someone like angie on the other hand would absolutely find herself head over heels for a bizarre antisocial autist
TTS should just spam ellie to show feet.
>>211483749The crazy part is the remaining fish after Jimmy left were all so fucking brainwashed they could’ve just restarted the actor plant bit and initiative group. Instead we got TJ’s love and life show. Wtf. Look at Tayleigh she came back for bloodgames months later STILL schizo
>>211484111fake Simmons plant?
>>211484010That was bloodgames pt3 you dummy.
>>211484167he's too retarded to do anything with her
The cast is good. The house is shit. There must have been some s1 nostalgia fags calling for them to use the house again, but it should have been a completely different house. These rooms suck, the camera angles suck. This house was meant to get fishtank off the ground but using it for a 4th season is just ass
>>211484139Jet has fucked one freeloader and one off-season contestant (NOT a fish). He's been respectable to actual fish, the heart and blood of the show. He treats them with respect, gives them advice, and genuinely wants them to succeed. He's not some sex fiend.
>>211484178"I saw [Sam] and I was so giddy to be in his presence, he's like an otherwordly being, an alien lifeform"
fucking girls on the show as a fishtank producer is like shooting fish in a barrel
sam and jet might be two of the most purposefully ugly men on earth and have hoes openly lusting after them. it's actually insane
>>211484148I saw it too bro, but dont have recording software up
Never mind casting fans was a mistake.
This Sam worship is actually fucking cringe.
>>211484168https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XLOOeRSSD0
>>211484163Jesus what is that supposed to be.
>>211484178they're not though, Angie is the biggest fan and she's only watched the episodes lmao
>>211484190>TTS should just spam ellie to show feet.Wiggers prohibited Ellie from showing feet.
Now that the dust has settled this is my rankings
>Areyeh
>Direnc, Ellie
>Jin, Angelina,Daniel
>Freddy
>I don't count Rachel as a participant, she's more like a fungal infection on the house
>>211484121Its called turn based retard
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What did clod mean by this?
>>211484037can I get a QRD on this guy?
Is he the homeless chud nazi type of orbiter or crypto millionaire sex trafficker type of orbiter?
>>211484178They don't know the exact date Lil' Maejok appeared into the fishtank universe.
>>211484205she said on Ac7ionmans stream that she started watching him in elementary lol
>>211484203ok jet whatever you say buddy
>>211484180that's not letty
letty is a fucking shark eyed demon with a lanky demon body
>>211484215this kwab is seething almost 2 years later about Season 2, what a joke.
>>211484169You retards don't remember jon rulesfagging jimmy and calling failrp to make jimmy blow up?
>>211484209they think Jet is gonna make them famous streamers lmao
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bump limit can some1 bake
>>211483821That just affirms that everyone who works with fishtank is a shitty person. I’m sure Chris lynch has some skeletons in the closet
>>211484141I think we have wildly varying definitions of "kino"
>>211484169I get that, but there's being a murderhobo and then there's being a neighborhood retard who saw you walking into the woods and decided to tag along.
>>211484217did you not see the colossal hambeast wearing a fishtank shirt and necklace she brought with her? retardio
I really hope we get more Nifty
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>Uh Ellie can you come down to the basement now so I can smell your feet?
>hundreds of girls applied
ellie applied after jet made the replacement call
>>211484205they should have kicked her off the show right there and then. compare that to the "we're all squidwards" reveal.
>>211484218she WILL show feet or we riot
>>211484085The amount of shit that happened around that island... Jon putting the couch on top of it and sleeping on his throne was another.
was this the same night? I don't remember
>>211484213oh well
at least i have plenty of goon material live to ellie's socked soles
>>211484203yeah he doesn't shit where he eats, obviously if he's fucking every fishtank girl it's going to get out. if you think he isn't a dm fiend i can probably get you some reciepts by tomorrow
I was dying laughing when he tried to burn the rules and then whipped a can at his head. I dont know what counts for kino for you. Probably Josie showing feet or something
we need to be watching kirsche
>>211483861Sam knows all but if you can make him money bags he turns a blind eye
>>211484237bake at 150 or page 10 faggot
>>211484189No. She’s a whore because she’s boy crazy. Being boy crazy means she feels less revulsion for being a whore. Angie would never date you, stop being delusional.
>>211484235>this image if jet worked at mcdonalds: ew get away from me police!>this image knowing jet produces a reality show: when can I suck his dick (please)fuck you claire you whore
>>211484230Or its just a nice music video with the message of the song in mind, anon. No need to read deep into it like a faggot.
>>211484217they don't know everything about the show, but they put it on a pedestal. Rachel has a custom made a fucking fishtank necklace and she only watched S3 live
>>211484109.... do they have plans for the cow cam, or is it just a novelty?
Is the cell challenge going to be there?
>>211484082Sam is annoying. I watch it for Jet/Ben.
>>211484185summytime*
https://i.4cdn.org/bant/1749972428814594.jpg
>>211484237Bake incoming. 2 mins tops.
>>211484203okay jet we believe u (jk)
>>211484085Totally, Vance getting his head shaved, fatty getting rejected by the black bbw hooker for smelling like poop. S1 was legendary. The novelty of it all made even the dull moments feel exciting and the fact that it was just jet and ben in the basement fighting to make it work against all odds made me want to root for production. Nowadays I feel like they’re just optimizing everything for scamming the paypigs and the heart and soul of the show is gone.
>>211484147Srsly? How do they know about it
>>211484261No jon was gone by the time the camping arc rolled around
rachel calling ellie cringe
In retrospect it was rude for that hooker to not fuck Fatty
>>211484135he's a velcro shoe wearing retard that was incapable of following instructions. he ruined every bit he was part of
Ellie has a lot more patience than most
>>211484276That's DaWrench's music box.
No one else bake, I'm handling it.
>>211484201better than the obnoxiously large s3 house, but significantly worse than the s2 house (as ugly as it was it had a ton of charm)
>>211484284where is the cow cam?
>>211484280>Or its just a nice music video with the message of the song in mind, anon. No need to read deep into it like a faggot.Cole's always been a fag that hides in his house slinging shit and folds like a card deck when confronted in person. Its just his usual seething. He was right about being compared to Jon, he isn't based like Jon who tard rages and bullies people into giving him what he wants.
>>211484306based the bits sucked
>>211484217Ellie is literally talking about seeing Sam as a quasi-hallucinogenic apotheosis
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>>211484300shut your fucking mouth
>>211484203>but....you do stuff for money right?LOL
>>211484203Sex pest show biz sleezy Jew shit pretending to be artist guy. Many cases.
>>211484278>2 days in and angie has flirted with the hunchback autist and the 36 year old burnout with zero monetary incentive or urging by production>still loves her abusive exyeah she has high standards for sure
you guys are overestimating ellies fandom. she doesnt even know they did sketches in previous seasons
>>211484135fags like you fanboy him so that’s 1
>>211484041picrel and the S2 night of the dating show + baby RP challenge come pretty close
>>211484253>>211484260you are all pedos if you like ellie in any way that is not innocent you neets need to touch grass and realize its not normal to goon for a 18yo child look she doesnt even look like an adult
>>211484308i'll wrench her box to make da music
>>211484078Fwiw: Jimmy became a lot more likable in bloodgames. I guess they all did (except for Jon), because they immediately picked up the "we're playing characters for a show. The goal is to make a show for the audience" bit.
except for Jon. His retardation knows no bounds.
>>211484237/ftl/ is super considerate of its home board /tv/, so we only bake at image limit or page 10.
>>211484324God you people are such faggots its pathetic
What is your single favorite day on fishtank across any season?
Mines was S2 wedding night
>>211484324How are you basement wiggers still seething about Cole? You fucked up yet again, get over it!
>>211484339Dont talk shit about my boy danny
>ten years from now we're going to get an All-Stars season that's true helltank
I can't fucking wait bros. We're all going to be here no-lifing it, and that's a good thing
40 seconds till Bake. Do not bake. I got it.
>>211484339aren't you forgetting someone?
>>211484340she's a sam hyde fan not a fishtank fan
jin will 100% rape before the season is over
>>211484223Definitely unemployed nazi chud type of orbiter
>>211484223it's just a theory because of a sudden loss of filter. nobody really knows if it's her or a dude posting
>>211484355s3 fishtank reveal was good
>>211484324>Brian is an idiot>Cole are you talking about me>Pokes him>Yeah
hypothetical fishtank all stars season
>real season, six weeks in an actual house
>season 2 level intensity
>two contestants from each season
whats your ideal cast
>>211484292I'm a little surprised they haven't brought Brandon back. He was the entire catalyst for pretty much everything that happened that night.
Maybe scheduling conflicts or something. I know Brandon travels a ton for his videos and has a kid now.
>>211484272we really don't
Can we get some nudes up in this mother fucka?
>>211484345Why does Tayleigh look like that
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>>211484370unironically would save us from a season 5
NOOOO she got into bed so fast its over
>>211484324You will never make your investment back
>>211484216A beautiful woman unlike the children they cast this time
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>>211484345do fat people have more pubes?
>Thread entirely about past seasons
Yeah its over
>>211484360>you pop mind erasers, right?
>>211484377Darth Revan and Darth Malak
>>211484293There are multiple twitter accounts that archive fishtank since s1, and even a handful of micro celebs that have popped up doing so. They have twitter spaces where they discuss fishtank and interview ex fish, etc.
where is the cow cam anons?
>>211484346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCWRet5mTlE
Say hello to the Rachelcord
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>>211484203>He's not some sex fiend.
>>211483857Yeah, but there's often something aberrant about their character. If you can be normal you might corner the market, or maybe the fucked personality is a critical element who knows.
>>211484360This is clearly a joke. You autists are going to ruin a man's reputation like with Dan Schneider.
>>211484339I didn’t watch today and I don’t keep track of her, this sounds more like manipulation than actual interest.
>>211484261Jon did the island throne after losing the cell. long before camping. such a great night
>>211484412hey thanks buddy :)
we should encourage Jin to rizz up Ellie so that when she rejects him, it would be cringekino
>>211484231>You retards don't remember jon rulesfagging jimmy and calling failrp to make jimmy blow up?There's also always the guy in online RP things (gmod, for example) who whines about every minor rule bend, even if the bend results in better RP overall.
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>>211484408the ones that says cows
jin turning all the lights down
need to see this little bitch jump off a fucking roof and splatter like a little KWAB
>>211484377damiel
sylvia
tayleigh
jimmy
shadi
burt
ted
rachel
freddy
and then the house burns down with them all trapped inside running around and screaming. the perfect season.
>>211484423Where is the dm he had with that one asian girl where he is showing off the season 3 house?
>>211484222she wants her womb full of hot cum is what she meant by that
>>211484378Brandon is funny, but I kind of remember him clashing a little with Frank that night. Frank was roaming around fucking with people and Brandon was subtly trying to defend the fish. You could tell he was semi-uncomfortable about it and wanted to be there to do more goof around type shit with the cast.
>>211484054that's a picture of brian and ck
>>211484447pervert dad of personal responsibility (he keeps looking up his step-daughter Angie's skirt ;_;)
>>211484423>two obvious jokes>trying to ruin his reputation
>>211483962Damn TJ, two time Fishtank winner, can take a punch.
>>211484215what the fuck is he seething about? i don't understand why he's so cut he knew what he show was.
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>>211484448he will hang himself quietly in his studio apartment rather than inconvenience others through a public suicide, as this would be a major faux pas and a source of great dishonor
>>211484324Cole won. Wiggers lost.
>>211484462kill yourself peter
>>211484448why wear your designer eyeglasses on fishtank when you know about the show
>>211484440is that the ppv site? i dont see it on the official site
Duwrench is desperate for male attention.
>camwhore
>probably a prostitute
>tried crack several times because her ex asked her to
>got into the house and instantly tried flirting with the bald autist
>is now trying to fuck the failed rockstar
>>211484377how was season 2 "intense"?
freddy is a loose canon. he has less than 48 hours
S2 was really the best
>Cool website
>Colorful comfy house
>Kino lighting
>A real fishtank in B3, great ASMR at night
>Lots of great camera placements
>Fucking bathroom cams
>Really fun non-simp fishtoys like pep talks, loot crates, cigarette delivery, forced dates
>Complete house transformation and destruction by the end of the season
direnc's name is NOT stupid, i'm tired of racism
>>211484186>if you combined season 2s male cast aJust because of Brian? I don't think any of the other s2 fish could be considered "above average attractive"
(pre-shave) Luke was objectively the hottest male fish on the show so far.
>>2114844234chan + reality shows is completely mumkey jones's niche, his friendship with eggman is probably why he hasn't capitalized on this
>>211484366>she's a sam hyde fan not fish tankshe's like 16 dude. what are you saying, when sam hyde was big when she was 6 she was all into his shit? lmao
>>211484377>Areyeh>Direnc>Alex B>Mizzy>Tayleigh>Jimmy>Letty>Vance
>>211484489trvthnvke, it had the best finale by far too
/ftl/ is a bunch of hypocrites, yall would use your influence to try and fuck impressionable barely legal girls too if you were Jet
Remember when Octavius did a somersault then said, "Shut the fuck up Peter!"? That was pretty funny.
>>211484477he has a type...
>>211484477>lying to avoid jetsmart girl
cole is gonna get embarrassed about his video after JC watches it and delete it
>>211484496she's super into wkyk
how old do you think that is
she was saying meeting sam was an "otherworldly" experience and she might be in love with him
are you even watching
>>211484377>letty>jon>cole>trish>alexb>mizzy>aryeh>fredBonus three fish from all freeloaders ever
>ollie>kwab (counts as freeloader)>luke100k prize. harder than s2 intensity. I'm talking week-long swamp Olympics type finale type intensity. Rapid swapping back and forth between Neptunian and Goranian tone
Yeah, itll be kino
>>211484491TJ is objectively the cutest male to appear on fishtank in any capacity.
>>211484201I've got a feeling that the "twist" after 2 weeks is switching to a different house.
They wouldn't have re-used the s1 house unless there was a specific meaning to it. It was rented in s1. Buying it outright or trying to rent it again seems like a waste when they own s2 house (max comfy) or s3 house (max size).
https://www.tiktok.com/@bolognavision
nifty irl
>>211484397>past seasonWhat would we talk about? How well they're sleeping?
>>211484517and then Norman showed up and fucked both of them in their boyholes
>>211484203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0
>>211484496she looks early to mid 20s, 18 year old asian girls looks 12.
>>211484489the website during season 2 looked like dogshit, that pale green color was so boring
the colorful house was good, lighting and camera placement were the same as they always are, fishtank sound was annoying and "ASMR" is for literal faggots kys
bathroom cams were worthless, i liked the forced dates, pep talks ran out of stream fast
>>211484491shinji was handsome but his esl status rendered him effectively retarded in english. talking about his vr porn addiction on day 1 probably didn't help either
>>211484513i looked at b3 and all i heard was freddy shit his pants
>>211484530okay this tj nigger is actually gay right?
>>211484533how do they sleep so good
>>211484235Jet was much better looking before he got fat.
Which male fish this season is secretly a bottom
>>211484485retarded faggot
>>211484514For me the wonka finale was peak. Sam was crying and telling letty how proud he was of her. Watching live it felt like a really special moment then it ended as they all walked outside laughter and chatter echoing as Jet stared at his shark mask alone in b4. Pure kino. S2 ending they just cut the stream unceremoniously because Shinji was dying.
>>211484371Is this what he actually looks like lmao?
Manifesting ellie sleep gooning again.
>>211484489omg the think about the fishtank brought back memories i forgot about keeping that cam open while being in the threads
>>211484523>wyky>look it up>Created by Sam Brown>Zach Cregger>Trevor Moore>Darren Trumeter>Timmy Williams>no sam hydewtf is the relevance of your post?
>>211484529good cast but why trish lmao
Jet's fit this season is fire.
>>211484540She’s in highscool still dumb nigger
>>211483960nah bpd bitch is a bpd bitch, she’ll call you a rapist or some shit
>>211484516I probably would but my DMs wouldn’t look so pathetic because I was never a loser at any point in my life so I don’t have that weird chip on my shoulder complex thing
>>211484574here's your (You)
>>211484545>bathroom cams were worthlessThe bit where Tayleigh kept finding new ways to accidentally expose herself everytime the wiggers tried to prevent it was one of the funniest running gags of season 2.
>>211484560what kind of response is that :(
>>211484489The sad truth is that the wiggers got way lazy after S2.
>send le rose and plushie and snack to jailbait :3
In retrospect it was pretty rude of Cole to kick a hole in the wall
>>211484427I don't have to do anything to ruin his reputation Jet does all the work for me lol
>>211484576jet, go to bed
>>211484565yeah lol season 1 ending was peak of the show. sam will never care about any cast members like he did vance, josie and letty.
>>211484574>wtf is the relevance of your post?NTA but it's the same vein of humour, good sketch comedy like that is pretty rare
does anyone have the ai webm of me and cole kissing
>>211484219Freddy seems like he's jeff 2.0.
Absolutely hilarious at just the right amount of intoxication. And then reminds you that hes a pathetically sad piece of shit when he inevitably overdoes it.
>>211484523>she's super into wkykI thought that was cool when I saw the graphic.
>>211484584no it wasn't, also tayleigh is disgusting and ugly and boring and a bad person
>>211484123If we're being serious here, I also wouldn't on an online show, especially something like Fishtank. Being on it is pretty career ending for the entertainment industry.
I'd be amazed if a few ex-contestants didn't lose their jobs over how they acted in the show or have serious reputation damage. Simbol went full Indian with getting handsy with women and being a thin skin bitch about everything.
Wait did they hide Airsoft Foidy's cpap shit?
>>211484486Da wrench is probably the most chill crackhead ever leave her be
>>211484593He's crashing out rn lmao
>>211484468
>>211484489S2 was the biggest effort of the crew for sure, and it paid off. We're never getting that level of production quality ever again. Be happy it happened.
>>211484575Because I genuinely cant think of anyone else other than TJ who would be good from that season but I felt like it was too guy heavy overall.
>>211484522He should keep making music regardless if it's fishtank related. It seems to be the one thing in his life that could help him
So literally nothing happened today besides milking the pay pigs. Great season everyone wrap it up
>>211484608simbol wanted to be a hollywood director so groping women is part of the job
>>211484482Something about Japanese guys. Glasses.. personarl..
too far..
>>211484611>Airsoft Foidy
>lmao burt jerked off and pretended he didn't know what was happening
>>211484598why should i care what a 40 year old comedian/podcaster thinks about the show i'm watching. i'm not watching so that i can have all the right sammy-approved opinions i'm watching cause it's an interesting show (sometimes)
>>211484595https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XLOOeRSSD0
>>211484630that's the whole point of the show
>>211484550the giggling is creeping me out
Freddie talking about having a crush on all the girls (except Rachel)
>>211484608yeah i hadnt thought of that part. i would never want to be in any sort of entertainment industry position. i feel like theres a required level of narcissism required to want to be on camera in front of a ton of people that i do not have, in fact i think its really gay to want that
>>211484605She is that’s why it was so funny, especially after calling Letty a whore.
I couldn't really place direnc's race until I looked at her wiki Greek/ Turkic, what I imagine are lip injections don't help it
>>211484565S2's ending was the Goranian to s1's Neptunian
This concept has been covered many times before
You are right, but there are deeper themes at play
>>211484603I was laughing the entire time he was telling his drunk sob story of his dead friend (who doesn't exist irl)
addicts are pathological liars, anything for a bit of sympathy. you can see through it instantly if you've ever been around them
>>211484602add this to the collage
>>211484574probably that WKUK stopped airing when she was 3 years old
>yo why can we only get e-whores and MDE fans on the show???
>jet tries to hire people for the show by pretending to be a fucking non-chalant dreadhead e-boy with rizz when he's a fat little goblin with a lazy eye who hangs out with 50 year old men
>>211484355Luke coming back and the whole house of new people kicking off Simbal because he's Indian
hey guys, I think Jet did a great job this season, we should show more appreciation for him.
I know Jet was on 4chan in high school but what did he do exactly? From my understanding he just tried to get nudes most of the time, or was there something worse or retarded he was doing?
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>>211484555for real though
>>211484641because when the creators of the show care about the show, the consumers of the show get better product.
>>211484459Just don't have them both on the same night.
At this rate, Sam wont let Jet be at the finale again
>>211484654>Australian>says she's greek/turkwat. australians are british
>>211484602damn you're down bad
>>211484656I watched both seasons religiously and I have no idea what you’re trying to say
>>211484616I’m retrospect it was good but at the time I was so pissed when the attic was finally revealed to be literally nothing after speculating about it in these threads for weeks. The psychoanalysis/elan school and “initiative” cult premises were really interesting and meshed well with the 70’s theme. it’s a shame production just abandoned it all half way thru the season.
because it's funny fuck off kys send the video
>>211484613you didnt even answer the question anon, you could atleast have done that. rude!
do you guys think Sam likes drench despite the cam stuff?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749973501650432.mp4
freddie knows more than he lets on. he went to the WP2 premiere screening and met betty.
Who's in B1 with Aryeh? I'm retarded and can't tell if it's Jin or Daniel
>>211484485>is that the ppv site?yes
>>211484516A certain percentage of women will feel ashamed and be vindictive and tell the world in order to get attention. Being monogamous is safer route, but this is a slut culture with a dying civilization being outbred by browns so by all means have a good time atop the ash heap of what your ancestors built.
>>211484679The WAP ended 50 years ago anon
>>211484667He was getting doxed and cucked by his dad who was also a 4chan poster
Are Sam and Jet sex symbols for the femcels?
>>211484679how bored are you
>>211484489S2 was trash and newfags from off site praise it because they've only watched the episodes
>>211484667No, Jet's always been just.. a good guy. Not bad. Doesn't do terrible stuff. Helps people. He's a grower. He grows people. And people want to fuck him for it.
>>211484667he tripfagged on /r9k/ and was a massive sperg
>>211484671he's functionally a guest star and a lot of the funniest moments are when he's having as bad a time as the fish
Since you guys were shitting on s2 last season,
In a year you'll probably be praising famous house.
>>211484705does this nigger still think about fumbling jc?
>>211484667you know that nigga was posting his kik in the /soc/ cockrate threads
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i'm not claire i'm haley
Season 3 probably would have been better if they did the reveal in a less retarded way that didn't make all the non-internet attuned normies think they were going to get raped and murdered and leave instantly.
>>211484708Hi Jet can we skin Rachel tomorrow
>>211484689Damiel is going all out on trying to be black, huh? landwhale whit bitch and all?
>>211484656I would give anything for one more taste of that rare neptunian kino…but alas, it seems those days are long gone…
>>211484489trvke, season 2 Chad's win always
Jet has done nothing but elevate the voices of disenfranchised people and try to entertain us, he doesn’t deserve the shit being thrown at him. Fuck everyone listening to that treacherous worm Jon. Jet deserves the world for what’s he’s done for us, all of us. This shit isn’t what MDE is about, we’re about brotherhood and lifting up common sense in this crazy fucked up pozzed world and instead we’re turning to ripping our own brothers apart and throwing it all away for clout. Sam would be so disappointed in each and everyone of you. Frankly he deserves an apology, both individual and personal from each and every one of you ungrateful stains. I’m sure you won’t though, as always you’ll turn away a chance of growth for some quick yucks on your edgy little forum. You should feel embarrassed, you should feel ashamed, if your still capable of feeling anything at all.
Season poo was good because I like eating shit
>guy gets even the tiniest amount of clout
>suddenly claire wants to fuck him
what is actually wrong with you?
>>211484650truthnuke. It is a female trait to want to be on camera, men who do it voluntarily via reality shows or selfies jack off to gay porn unironically
>>211484724nothing to fumble. he never had a shot.
>>211484736>coddle them more by removing the tensionIf they shortened it to 5 days of increasing tension after that, it would've been kino
>>211484736>these white pepo tryna kill meee
>>211484625We're moving into barely decipherable posts from Bangladesh hours pretty soon here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Z8uMaLboU
season poo rhymes with season two
What the fuck is Fred talking about? He wants to say one thing but repeats it 20 times.
>>211484724You know what Cole says. He's a deep thinker. He thinks a lot. He's always thinking.
>>211484708I read this post as someone who is pretending to be Jet doing a bad job at hiding his anonymity
Daniel will be the first contestant to lose his virginity on the show
>>211484355There are a ton of great ones I can't really choose
>s1 DPoS challenge post camping>s2 night of bald knives>s3 fishtank reveal>s3 alex's hogwife and frank ENTER>BG the night it rained
>>211484748JC explicitly said she was interested until she got spooked by his /bant/ posts.
>>211484664>they had to pretend they've never seen luke before for the famous house 2.0 bit>simbal noticably seething the entire timefucking
perfect.
>Drunk humblebraging to blob about shagging some hag for money/benefits
drunk people are fucking insufferable
>>211484743shalom professor
>>211484764Can I be Jet too
>>211484516I wouldn't offer to pay for sex after getting rejected, I have self respect
>>211484708I think jets only serious redeeming quality I’ve seen is when he spoke up about foster care abuse. Like for once he was actually serious and not being sarcastic. Other than that he’s all over the place
>>211484736How is it bad that they were freaked out? Literally made it more entertaining.
>>211484723famous house had most of the funniest ft moments ever. burt and alex alone were extremely funny right out the gate
Jet and Ben are doing a fantastic job this season. Sam's hosting is impeccable and meshing well with the cast. The Asmongold bit was framed perfectly and a good call back to Season 3! The cast is vibrant and full of unique characters and I'm excited to see what happens next. Big twists ahead, I'm sure!! Glad I bought a season pass.
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>>211484682This is the qrd
>>211484770jc and cole definitively had chemistry you have to be autistic to think they didn't
>>211484489it’s the only good season, and i’ve nolifed all of them
They need to get more theatrical types like Xander and Chet to do absurd psychopathic characters like shaving Chet bald and having him crawl around the house naked covered in gross shit saying nothing.
>>211484772pretty weird how they were all big reality tv fans and didn't recognize luke valentine, someone I recognized without ever watching a single episode of big brother
>>211484633He did the quiet part out loud and on camera though, so I don't see that working out for him.
>>211484650Based.
>>211484785I never really cared for burt, but he did deserve the win.
FRANK STOP CUT IT OUT DUDE
Jet and Ben are doing a fantastic job this season. Sam's hosting is impeccable and meshing well with the cast. The Asmongold bit was framed perfectly and a good call back to Season 3! The cast is vibrant and full of unique characters and I'm excited to see what happens next. Big twists ahead, I'm sure!! Glad I bought a season pass.
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>>211484791That’s kind of you for posting this anon thanks I was hoping you wouldn’t leave me hanging
>>211484689wait, damiel is actually back. fuck this
>>21148480510 out of 10 all the time
queen of the queens
she will fuck a dude that is disgusting, no good piece of shit
fucking complete fucking douchebag complete fucking garbage
3 inch dick
>>211484766I wish but he simply will not be able to take a hint unless a girl forcibly removes his pants for him
>>211484783Made the cast leave and killed the season retard
Yawn!!! Where's Fatty Xavier and Frank? I'm BORED!
>>211484811You're lucky i found it quickly in my folder
I'm not organized at all lol
>>211484377>summer>jon>letty>alex B >Brian>sylvia>Trish >Damiel>Cole>Binx>Jimmy>vanceThis is the perfect cast for a All-stars season
Prove me wrong (didn't include season 4 because i dont know them yet)
>>211484743Mints get off here dude you’re sperging out again. You never fucking learn do you. Jet and Benny take you on a little nyc trip and feed you abunch of lies and suddenly he’s the best human on earth. Lmao…
Can someone post tayleighs boobs from s2?
>>211484667Typical 4chan sperg and wasn't that special. Luke hasn't been confirmed to post but I'd bet he posts on /fit/.
Do they still own the S2 house?
>>211484788Ben you fucking asshole, you left the production notes in the copy you idiot. See me in Sam’s office immediately.
>>211484355S1 Brandon Buckingham night (black hooker, vance shave)
S2 GregCam
S3 AlexB's wife
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>Can someone post tayleighs boobs from s2?
>>211484836Yes and they are moving the show there on week 2
claire had one of the greatest post tank downfalls so far and she wasn't even on the actual show
what a sad miserable person
s2 haters are mad because they watch fishtank solely for the rush of being in on a joke the contestants aren't, something that is a novelty for them because nobody in their real lives would include them in a joke
uhhh guys im not that bad of a dude stop demonizing me, thanks
Can someone post Alexis's brown milf nips from Season 3?
>>211484794This is true
S1, S3 sucked fucking dick
Bloodgames was interesting as an offseason
S4 has no good contestants
>>211484783Man deez white people gon KEEEL ME
>>211484355S1 Bible in washing machine to Passport Rip
S2 Xbox/Halo day
S3 Alex wife
>>211484836Of course they can't flip shit the wiggers are useless
>>211484859Ur fits go nuts
BIG PURPLE
BIG PURPLE
MARKY
MARKY
MARKY
MARKY
SAM HYDE HAD SEX WITH A 16 YEAR OLD
>>211484824I never said it'd be consensual
>>211484829This is a horrendous list
>does anyone have the ai webm of me and cole kissing
Fred is dropping truthnukes. Learn to fuck well and she'll be attracted to absolute losers such as him
The spaceship shit is real they're just saving it for the last two weeks after Season 2 house.
>>211484829You missed the mc of fishtank
>>211484854I didn’t like her on Bitchtank but her post-tank adventures have endeared me to her. I’m rooting for her even tho she will think and/or call me gay for this post.
>>211484679Australia has a lot of Euros and a shitload of Italians and Greeks, there are some entire areas that are entirely just them. A lot of houses also have strange designs that combine modern building designs with Greek/Italian architecture (like balconies, concrete columns etc) so it can be pretty interesting. There are a lot more Italians than Greeks though, and they're pretty much as loud and obnoxious as the American variants, so maybe it's just an Italian thing that's in their blood.
>>211484865nick procures all the properties for them because he's a consummate professional and a respectable married man
>>211484858That's a lot of projection
>>211484835I think as time goes on I’ve cooled down on luke. I think a lot of it had to do with him joining MDE. It always seemed Sam had his sights on him since the beginning.
>>211484876Cole is tall funny and a scion of a niche construction business. Hes out of your league Claire.
>>211484866i bet u taste bomb
>>211484869Thats why its perfect
>>211484854people finally realized she’s the biggest slut in the ftlverse
>>211484898do you need further instruction
>>211484880the spaceship gimmick sounds absolutely retarded btw
>>211484826Frank’s arrival killed the season
>>211484879Think the joopy posting has mindbroke her
>>211484877he's dropping truthnukes that 15 year olds would say
>>211484882No, he didn't.
>>211484889Luke lost all respect when he threw Jeff under the bus
>>211484867You know what's funny about that?
In America, this kind of behaviour is unacceptable.
In my country, it's not only acceptable but expected.
I there anyone who'll stand up to frank this season?
>Angelina: does nothing and smiles
>Ellie/ Jin/ : uncomfortably suffers it through
>Daniel: Spergs out
>Fat girl: Probably won't make it until then
Maybe the millenial will try fight back? or just take it like a dope since the rules regarding retaliation are still vague.
Arey (the jewish autist) holds some promise I think, but the rest are a wash.
You think Sylvia messed up her baby yet
>>211483163Taylor or Trish.
>>211484886He's a fat incompetent slob
Jets gonna blame us for his shitty season
realtalk: no all-star season without betty is not an all-star season
>>211484907Still their most viewed video on tiktok. cole is a draw!
>>211484918He'll treat them like how he treated Binx last season
>>211484918Direnc might go hard
Daniel is the most likely to get lucky so far, unless Jin gets to rapin'
>>211484918>Arey (the jewish autist) holds some promise I thinkthe elmer fudd shit seems weird
>>211484918Airsoft Foidy will just try to ingratiate herself with Frank like she did on Twitter
Frank's gonna suck because he's not going to touch the 18 year old and is just gonna follow the fat chick around and touch the bald guys head.
>>211484836Also, did they ever resolve the legal issues with the S3 house? I remember seeing somewhere that the whole reason for RV tank was that they were about to get kicked out by the city
>>211484854Claire was never entertaining I don’t know why people became so obsessed with her. I would rather hang out with Shadi or Haley. Claire was just empty in that brain of hers
freddy is rizzing up the hog in b3
>>211484907Cole mogged Sam here
>>211484885You missed: Mostly relegated to the major cities like Sydney and Melbourne, same as Lebanese
>>211484929Betty is frank proof, makes her dangerous
>>211484918imagine how shit this season will be by the time that fatass arrives
S2 finale was a fucking fever dream bros
I didnt watch the episodes, do they capture the spirit of it?
>>211484948nightmare porn, tadada
>>211484938Invite Binx to a bloodgames off season show
>It's just her and bongzarippa in a tank
>>211484946Pretty sure that was related to a mold issue.
>>211484907I can see something like this happening with Jin later on when he starts name dropping shit like Marky or Nina
>>211484946Nah it's because the guy they tried to call a person shut them down lol he BTFO them so hard
is looking up women's skirts a normal thing in japan?
>>211484944trying to curry favour with management with gifts was a pretty funny move ngl
Fred is BEYOND blackpilled
>>211484972so normal they had to put shutter sounds on phones
>you now remember the chickens
>>211484914That pissed me off so much you have no idea. To this day Jeff maintains his innocence that he never fucked with Luke’s phone or wallet. Yes Jeff had drugs that he bought IN VEGAS NOT TRAVELING STATE LINES FROM RHODE ISLAND. Luke just needed a scapegoat for being a retard who lost his phone and wallet
>>211484976you're going to summon the clairepedos
>>211484941frank kissed his bitch before they went to sleep
>>211484960i tapped out when they stopped uploading episodes for 6 months. completely destroyed the pacing
>>211484947publicly fumbling TJ + crashing out over being jealous of Letty hanging out with him + handcuffed Jet Neptune sex rape + cheating on her boyfriend + shadi leaking texts of her saying her bf’s penis was tiny compared to Jet + feuding with Abi over fucking + nothing else to talk about it was a very dry period
kek the whale said shes been drugged and raped she wishes
>>211484983>they all gather up by the window trying to escape the smoke
>>211484954True enough, things get considerably more British and German once you get out into the more regional towns/cities (depending on state).
have they tried a "put your hand in a mysterious box of gross things" challenge that gameshows are partial to?
>>211484991they stopped existing a couple weeks back
I bought a pass and missed the last two days lmao.
Depression.
>>211484977Empty husk of a man. Failed musician. Jobless. Suffering from massive CTE. Dad (or friend) told him how worthless he was before dying in an accident. Why is he still here? just to suffer?
>>211484989>jeff says he's innocent>a literal homeless drunk and drug addict who had drugs on him says he didn't steal anythingOkay
It's funny till it ain't fuckin funny anymore btw
>>211484946there's a law in that town that if the cops get called to your house 12 times in a month, the owner can be charged with "Keeper of a Disorderly House" so I guess it depende on how many times the cops get called
Probably half of the calls in s3 were from contestants' family members so maybe they can prevent that in the future
>>211484955why do people simp this skeleton?
>>211484998I still dont know if fucking Jet is a bit or not. If so my estimate of Claire as a human has fallen
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S4 sucks ass, let’s share some classic memories from past seasons
>>211483088why was TJ fucking grappling him instead of punching
>>211485002I know Adelaide is significantly German, but I can't think of another city where this is the case, mostly just English/ Irish variants
>>211485011He didnt do it dammit
>>211484916i was just in your country and it seemed rather gay and retarded, and i liked denmark much more
>>211485013All of them were alex's hogwife dude
Great more fucking trauma bonding with a drunk New York self-hating white
>>211485011What’s up Luke
>>211484983coddled nontent
i missed the entire day yesterday
did anything happen?
>>211485019judge has aids
>>211485028Burt's sister was trying to get him in a psych ward
>>211485030Luke admitted he was in the wrong on his stream
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749974270045199.mp4
>>211485013They need a family wrangler on standby if they hire contestants with normal families. Unironically have a woman on the other end of the phone would've stopped all those police calls except Alex's hamplanet.
>>211485010>Dad (or friend) told him how worthless he was before dying in an accident.huh?
>>211485011Keep coping VaLIEntine
>>211484907>I'll let myself out if thats okay with you
what the fuck is fred yapping about
>>211485036not much, there was more activity on day 2
>>211485035I almost cried watching josie read her essay live. This show used to have heart and soul.
If you had 3 seconds to knockout Frank before he noticed you, how would you do it?
>>211485048I dunno, I cant keep his drunk rambling straight
>>211485042factual and documented
>>211485045gwumpy pwetty pwincess ben
>>211485051He's blackpilled since an ex of his cheated with some ugly finanicalbro with a 3 inch dick
>>211484918DaRanch will probably team up with Frank, since she's already said she wants to go balls to the wall on the show. I'm hoping Rachael stays on since Frank would break her down (and I badly want to see this self important retard get knocked down into reality).
>>211485042Everyone is saying this
>>211485051he's rizzing up rachel
>>211485051He got MeToo'd as an abuser but can't stop yapping about #WhitePrivilege
>>211485028One of them was made by production because CK came to the house
>>211485042Abi also rimmed Jet
>>211485048>>211485064some woman I think because he called her a dyke
Bedroom 3 sounds like a hospital room with the cpap machine lmfao
>>211485042Still unreal to me that this happened
Abi, too
They were both tonguewrestling on his sphincter
Jet, of all people lmao
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Favorite garage moments from s1?
fred is jewish right?
the swarthy mediterranean type
>>211485088I can’t believe they didn’t record this, or if they did it better fucking be in the edit.
>>211485025Victoria also has some German parts and towns, which is unsurprising considering it was a major hotspot for gold mining and isn't too far from Adelaide either. I've been to a few of those areas in Victoria (since a lot are in Gippsland/East Victoria) and they're really nice. I don't think there's any of the German areas in NSW or QLD though, I never saw or heard of any when I was in either of those states, so it seems to be mostly Adelaide and Melbourne.
>>211485104post a picture of him and i'll tell you
>>211485104claims to be italian
>>211485104He seemed to imply he was Italian but he seems to fabulate a lot
this season is so boring i might become a betty bug
>>211484702Uhhh for the clout shark ones like claire and abi yea sure
>>211485100factual but not documented
>>211483163Trish, Smaack, Mizzy or Direnc. The only four kind hearted women we've seen on the show
Does Summer have an OF yet?
>>211483163My eyes are for Turbo only (she changed from her past self!)
>>211485113>>211485117>italianso a swarthy jew got it
>>211485088I watched the whole original CK breakdown via Twitter. I don’t have the screenshot but she texted Sam that she was going to be in the Massachusetts area to “see friends” and wanted to know if he wanted to hang out lmaooo. He said nope we gotta go our separately ways good luck be safe. Then I guess she actually pulled up to the s3 house LOL
>>211484708We're going to make you stress eat to the point of obesity and then We're gonna to make u an uncle KAW
>>211485104jews are barely med, that's a true blue nyc suburbs dago there
they should do an opposite day challenge where get they get penalised if they don't do or say the opposite of what they mean or intend
>>211485129Still don't understand what she's thinking with that face makeup
>>211485146I'm NOT going to rape jet haha!
>>211484829vance was raped, luca quit, we want him back!
>>211485113>>211485117>italian>calls himself Whiteanyone gonna break the news to him?
>>211485129>Pickled womb>Blacked>Manipulative>looks like a cartoon witch at 32>will look like an actual witch at 36
I'm a nught owl myself, but fuck it's 4qm. Go to bed.
>>211485146they should do a samurai challenge where they have to larp as japanese ronin
(advantage: daniel, the autists, the asians)
>>211485014she's jail bait coded
they're pedos that themselves
>>211485165all of these are factually untrue
>>211485146i was about to make fun of you for coming up with the sort of idea a 7 year old would think of but then i realized a 7 year old would make better executive decisions than jet so now i'm on board
>>211485129one fucking wave and her face melts
I’m rich, and a moralfag to balance out Ellie’s moral ambiguity
I’d like to think I have a chance (yes I know I actually don’t)
tfw
>>211484925i've seen his tweets, he is not all there. total boomer-core guy, nothing he does or says is funny
>>211485108I think they just wanted her gone without issue while the show went on. Probably some sense of pity too. I cant find the image she posted, but she texted Sam looking to hang out with him and jet and he told her that they needed to go their separate ways.
dont like this retard he sounds like your average druggie loser kek bet every one of these stories where he was wronged by some femoid is the complete opposite to how hes telling it
CK being brought up man i forgot how ill she actually was. I thought those lives she did on twitter were fake acting but she was really sick and fucked up
>>211485165That's the only Pic where she looks good
>>211485169you're posting with australians anon
>>211485165the whole universe is saying this
Unironically how do you sleep with that machine fucking beeping and whirring all throughout the night?
>>211485176No they aren't. Not even slightly, only one is speculative but grounded in reality.
>>211485176she does look like a cartoon witch
>>211485182I was talking about fatty
Fred going on some insane schizo time is a flat circle rant
Nevermind, this loser fell in love with a literal whore lol
>>211485208same way you sleep with your PC on listening to oneyplays you lonely faggot
>>211485129The fuck is with the level of makeup? That is ridiculous.
They really want more nonverbal autistics like Josie/TJ
Instead of Jimmy/Cole types
Hence why all the streamstars and IRL casting call got ignored
They're really fucking terrified of Jimmy types for some reason
I can’t sleep there’s a spider posted up on the ceiling right above my bed.
>claims to know how women work
>acting like its his first time dealing with a modern woman
lol
>>211485319Jimmy could've very easily become a liability. What they need is a bunch of left wing TikTokers and to just be left with each other without prompting any fighting, they'd just naturally start battling over disagreeing over something.
>>211484907Remember the first time Judge stepped through the door wearing that. It was magic
>>211485180ive been there with Taylor
dont do it brother
