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Anonymous No.211485172 >>211485233 >>211485280 >>211485331 >>211485531 >>211485556 >>211485569 >>211485802 >>211485863 >>211486067 >>211486141 >>211486618 >>211486665 >>211486694 >>211487002 >>211487023 >>211487132 >>211487170 >>211487277 >>211487672 >>211488939 >>211489429 >>211489434 >>211489454 >>211489521 >>211490704 >>211490809 >>211490815 >>211491277 >>211491954 >>211492029 >>211492680 >>211495077 >>211495082 >>211495483 >>211496253 >>211497896 >>211497979 >>211498632 >>211498773 >>211498934 >>211499279 >>211500138 >>211503615 >>211504141 >>211504325 >>211504543 >>211504563 >>211504604 >>211504667 >>211504695 >>211504827 >>211504917 >>211505103 >>211505121 >>211506439 >>211507445 >>211508592 >>211510335 >>211513428 >>211514236 >>211517165 >>211518305 >>211519579 >>211519603 >>211520994 >>211522944 >>211525871 >>211526614 >>211526762 >>211526816 >>211526884 >>211527232 >>211529190 >>211531039 >>211533152 >>211533158 >>211533260 >>211533680 >>211533710 >>211533859 >>211533997 >>211535131 >>211535474 >>211535511 >>211536824
>here's what's gonna happen
>You're gonna open up this thread, then you're gonna hit "Post a Reply"
>I don't care what you put it the comment box, do what feels right. Post a picture instead if you want to. I don't care.
>But here's the important part: you're gonna post that comment. And when you do, you're gonna get doubles. That'll let me know you're solid and you can stay in this thread
>But if you get singles: YOU. ARE. OUT.
>you can go to /v/, you can go to /mu/, just don't show yourself back on /tv/ again, got it?
Anonymous No.211485233 >>211485260 >>211485658 >>211486678 >>211487291 >>211487735 >>211490763 >>211495421 >>211499157 >>211505270 >>211506532 >>211515729 >>211519518 >>211526716 >>211533319
>>211485172 (OP)
Yes sir
Anonymous No.211485260
>>211485233
You're solid
Anonymous No.211485280
>>211485172 (OP)
Yeah, whatever old man.
Anonymous No.211485317
No half dubs
Anonymous No.211485331
>>211485172 (OP)
Checkem Mike
Anonymous No.211485422 >>211485658 >>211486678 >>211487291 >>211490763 >>211505270 >>211508315
Anonymous No.211485435
You're welcome.
Anonymous No.211485521
checkem
Anonymous No.211485531 >>211485551
>>211485172 (OP)
No, child. I won’t.
Anonymous No.211485551 >>211485804
>>211485531
Psst... cuckwi farms is for trannies and losers.
Anonymous No.211485556 >>211485606 >>211486680 >>211508080
>>211485172 (OP)
die on a river bank
Anonymous No.211485569 >>211534283
>>211485172 (OP)
YO WALTAH REMEMBER THE TIME I TOLD YOU ABOUT HALF MEASURES, HOW I SHOULD'VE KILLED THAT GUY BEFORE HE KILLED HIS WIFE

YEAH FORGOT I TOLD YOU THAT, NOW GET IN THE LAB SO I CAN KILL YOU FOR PROTECTING JESSE AND KILLING CHILD MURDERERS.
Anonymous No.211485597
Military grade post
Anonymous No.211485606 >>211485974 >>211486680
>>211485556
>just one (1) off from quads in a dubs tread
Holy fuck dude. It's so over for you
Anonymous No.211485658
>>211485233
>>211485422
our God is an awesome God
Anonymous No.211485738
My dubs are solid
Anonymous No.211485802
>>211485172 (OP)
I miss /bcs/
Anonymous No.211485804
>>211485551
No, child. It isn’t.
Anonymous No.211485863
>>211485172 (OP)
Anonymous No.211485974 >>211486680
>>211485606
no half measures
Anonymous No.211485989
Waltuh
Anonymous No.211486043
Put your dick away Waltuh
Anonymous No.211486067
>>211485172 (OP)
It's literally that easy.
Anonymous No.211486141 >>211486851 >>211487113 >>211487168 >>211505270
>>211485172 (OP)
I'll stay in /tv/ whether you like it or not.
Anonymous No.211486186
I'm not having sex with you right now Waltuh
Anonymous No.211486268
I need military grade digits
Anonymous No.211486455 >>211486678 >>211487291 >>211490763 >>211505270
no half measures
Anonymous No.211486539
Anonymous No.211486618
>>211485172 (OP)
Waltuh
Anonymous No.211486638 >>211486941 >>211487076
Anonymous No.211486665 >>211486680 >>211508080
>>211485172 (OP)
errr... i think i miss my wife actually time to chimp out and get myself killed so i can NEVER see her again instead of just waiting like 1 more week haha
Anonymous No.211486678
>>211486455
>>211485422
>>211485233
nice.
Anonymous No.211486680
>>211485556
>>211485606
>>211485974
>>211486665
bros...
Anonymous No.211486694
>>211485172 (OP)
okay mr german trout
Anonymous No.211486728
Welcome to the crew, Mike
Anonymous No.211486851
>>211486141
You are NOT the guy
Anonymous No.211486882
It's been known to happen
Anonymous No.211486941
>>211486638
I'm solid
Anonymous No.211486953 >>211528593
Anonymous No.211487002 >>211487854
>>211485172 (OP)
Anonymous No.211487023
>>211485172 (OP)
Not my call
Anonymous No.211487032
For how long?
Anonymous No.211487059
I'm a virgin.
Anonymous No.211487076
>>211486638
Gross, dude
Anonymous No.211487098
>you are not going to be solid, do not post!
Anonymous No.211487113
>>211486141
Not your call
Anonymous No.211487132
>>211485172 (OP)
Gay. Your son was a dirty cop and a piece of shit like you.
I wish Walt could have shot him twice.
Anonymous No.211487148
how about no?
Anonymous No.211487168
>>211486141
You are DONE!
Anonymous No.211487170
>>211485172 (OP)
I want to fuck her
Anonymous No.211487277 >>211487291 >>211487292 >>211487372 >>211505270
>>211485172 (OP)
Please let me stay
Anonymous No.211487291
>>211485233
>>211485422
>>211486455
>>211487277
very nice
Anonymous No.211487292
>>211487277
Solid.
Anonymous No.211487308
checkem B^)
Anonymous No.211487318
We're DONE
Anonymous No.211487357
What if I get trips?
Anonymous No.211487372
>>211487277
Impressive
Anonymous No.211487556 >>211508080
I go to /v/, far from /tv/s jurisdiction
Anonymous No.211487611
I buckbroke my boy
Anonymous No.211487672
>>211485172 (OP)
roger that
Anonymous No.211487735
>>211485233
Holy fuck
Anonymous No.211487796
Put your dick away Waltuh
Anonymous No.211487846
Dubs then.
Anonymous No.211487854 >>211488435 >>211523700
>>211487002
Kim Wexler more like RIM SEXLER
Anonymous No.211487860
Anonymous No.211488435
>>211487854
Lol
Anonymous No.211488939
>>211485172 (OP)
Don't tell me what to do
Anonymous No.211489043
page 3 checking in !
Anonymous No.211489161 >>211489567
SHOIGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
WHERE ARE THE SEX GIFS
Anonymous No.211489389
baskin
Anonymous No.211489429
>>211485172 (OP)
Sorry, not my call
Anonymous No.211489434 >>211489499
>>211485172 (OP)
I dont care if you think I'm solid. Look at this bowl of eggs.
Anonymous No.211489454
>>211485172 (OP)
I broke my boy.
Anonymous No.211489499
>>211489434
you don't have to get dubs but you do have to eat all the eggs
Anonymous No.211489521
>>211485172 (OP)
Kid named doubles
Anonymous No.211489550
how about some trips instead
Anonymous No.211489567
>>211489161
Anonymous No.211489597
first time watching this
absolute kino and didn't age at all
Anonymous No.211489757 >>211490428
I'm solid.
Anonymous No.211490428
>>211489757
Lmao
Anonymous No.211490670
I couldn't stand being spoken down to by another person and I couldn't imagine speaking down to another person.
Anonymous No.211490704
>>211485172 (OP)
I don't understand, what are "doubles" and how do I get them?
Anonymous No.211490763 >>211529568
>>211485233
>>211485422
>>211486455
I'm telling you, Mike. We can't trust these guys.
Anonymous No.211490809
>>211485172 (OP)
>mfw I make the mistake of reading the OP
>mfw all these posters are getting dubs
>mfw I'm about to get exiled from /tv/
Anonymous No.211490815
>>211485172 (OP)
mm-mm that so?
Anonymous No.211490907
Anonymous No.211491277 >>211493359
>>211485172 (OP)
I don't care if I'm solid or not
Anonymous No.211491954
>>211485172 (OP)
Is that right?
Anonymous No.211492029
>>211485172 (OP)
yes sir
Anonymous No.211492435
alright
Anonymous No.211492680
>>211485172 (OP)
I'm solid
Anonymous No.211493359
>>211491277
And that's why you're solid.
Anonymous No.211494754
>what are you the dubs police?
Anonymous No.211494926
Listen to me you prehistoric goose-stepping jerkoff, your rules don't mean DICK to me, BITCH.
Anonymous No.211495077 >>211495161
>>211485172 (OP)
put me in coach, I'm rock solid
Anonymous No.211495082
>>211485172 (OP)
Oh I'm solid Mike
Anonymous No.211495161
>>211495077
haha hell yeah
Anonymous No.211495183 >>211495222 >>211495368
Freedom from this shithole?
Anonymous No.211495222 >>211495309 >>211495368
>>211495183
Damn... maybe next time...
...Unless....?
Anonymous No.211495309
>>211495222
the fuck
Anonymous No.211495368
>>211495222
>>211495183
No more half measures Waltuh
Anonymous No.211495421
>>211485233
No single measures
Anonymous No.211495483 >>211534398
>>211485172 (OP)
I'm old enough to remember when this guy wasn't playing "Grizzled Old Pugnosed Hardcase" characters, but was squarely typecast in "Weasely, Nasally Creepy Little Shit" characters.
Anonymous No.211495626
It's toasted.
Anonymous No.211495774
Gimme those dubs
Anonymous No.211495805
Epic fail, hah! But watch this!
Anonymous No.211496127
what's a dubs?
Anonymous No.211496253
>>211485172 (OP)
STAY AWAY FROM OUR GRANDDAUGHTER
Anonymous No.211497896
>>211485172 (OP)
i'm solid nigga
Anonymous No.211497979
>>211485172 (OP)
What about trips?
Anonymous No.211498632 >>211534411
>>211485172 (OP)
>former corrupt cop turned cartel hitman who kills tons of people
>universally loved and considered one of the more sympathetic characters in the series
How'd he do it?
Anonymous No.211498718
I WAS IN COMMUNITY YOU FUCK
Anonymous No.211498771 >>211534427 >>211534462
I've been given warnings/bans for posting more on-topic threads than this
Anonymous No.211498773
>>211485172 (OP)
I will honour this
Anonymous No.211498934
>>211485172 (OP)
Oh yeah?
Anonymous No.211499157
>>211485233
you're solid
Anonymous No.211499279
>>211485172 (OP)
reporting in
Anonymous No.211499729
give me dubs walt
Anonymous No.211499788 >>211501688 >>211501991
WALTUH
Anonymous No.211500138 >>211500949
>>211485172 (OP)
Am I solid?
Anonymous No.211500949
>>211500138
NO
Anonymous No.211501688 >>211501991
>>211499788
Anonymous No.211501991
>>211499788
>>211501688
Anonymous No.211502956
Military Grade Sneed
Anonymous No.211503050
Uno farto
Anonymous No.211503458
niggers
Anonymous No.211503615
>>211485172 (OP)
Anonymous No.211504141
>>211485172 (OP)
Anonymous No.211504315
Give me the names
Anonymous No.211504325
>>211485172 (OP)
Pimento cheese
Anonymous No.211504543
>>211485172 (OP)
Anonymous No.211504563
>>211485172 (OP)
doubles get!
Anonymous No.211504604
>>211485172 (OP)
OP is an even bigger faggot than SuperMike
Anonymous No.211504667 >>211508080
>>211485172 (OP)
Not my call
Anonymous No.211504695
>>211485172 (OP)
Checkem
Anonymous No.211504827
>>211485172 (OP)
Anonymous No.211504867
Yes, yes well done /tv/... HOWEVER
Anonymous No.211504917
>>211485172 (OP)
Anonymous No.211505049
Mike...

Please don't do this.
Anonymous No.211505103
>>211485172 (OP)
I'm in
Anonymous No.211505109
Waltuh..... I'm having sex in your asshole right now waltuh.... ugh.... waltuh.... I'm busting your crust waltuh.....
Anonymous No.211505121
>>211485172 (OP)
Anonymous No.211505168 >>211505251
Anonymous No.211505251
>>211505168
>Jesse we need to cook a bomb for Israel
Anonymous No.211505261
Anonymous No.211505270
>>211485233
>>211485422
>>211486141
>>211486455
>>211487277
Lets go!
Anonymous No.211505302 >>211506271
Anonymous No.211506271
>>211505302
He's relentlessly handsome.
Anonymous No.211506439
>>211485172 (OP)
Anonymous No.211506532
>>211485233
You are the guy. I had a guy, and you’re him.
Anonymous No.211507445 >>211508080
>>211485172 (OP)
You can't do this to me
Anonymous No.211508080 >>211508124
>>211485556
>>211486665
>>211487556
>>211504667
>>211507445
Anonymous No.211508124 >>211510264
>>211508080
Double 80s, nice
Anonymous No.211508315
>>211485422
GODDAMMIT
Anonymous No.211508347
Anonymous No.211508592
>>211485172 (OP)
Aye, milord.
Anonymous No.211510264
>>211508124
Is this allowed?
Anonymous No.211510335 >>211510496
>>211485172 (OP)
Mike I swear I'm solid.
Anonymous No.211510496
>>211510335
you are out
Anonymous No.211511120 >>211513455
WALTUH
Anonymous No.211512010 >>211513455
Anonymous No.211513428 >>211513455 >>211513465
>>211485172 (OP)
waltuh my penis waltuh i need you to have sex with me right now
Anonymous No.211513455
>>211513428
YOU
ARE
OUT
>>211511120
>>211512010
Anonymous No.211513465
>>211513428
Anonymous No.211514137 >>211514220
Anonymous No.211514220
>>211514137
The fuck is that? Yes I am a newfag.
Anonymous No.211514236
>>211485172 (OP)
Anonymous No.211514506 >>211514525
I'm safe.
Anonymous No.211514525
>>211514506
you are out
Anonymous No.211515729
>>211485233
Kino
Anonymous No.211516812 >>211517072
Anonymous No.211517072
>>211516812
out
Anonymous No.211517160 >>211518476
I've never had sex or gotten dubs.
Anonymous No.211517165 >>211518476
>>211485172 (OP)
It's illegal to post digit threads, mike
Anonymous No.211517305 >>211518476
Check 'em!
Anonymous No.211517373 >>211518476
Anonymous No.211518305 >>211518476
>>211485172 (OP)
What about these trips?
Anonymous No.211518476
>>211517160
>>211517165
>>211517305
>>211517373
>>211518305
YOU
ARE
OUT
Anonymous No.211519241
Waltuh put your dubs away Waltuh. I'm not checkin your digits right now
Anonymous No.211519370
>you know waltuh... sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone dubposting your thread
Anonymous No.211519518
>>211485233
Anonymous No.211519540
Anonymous No.211519566 >>211519967
I said, you're welcome!
Anonymous No.211519579
>>211485172 (OP)
poasting
Anonymous No.211519603
>>211485172 (OP)
Mike I’m solid I swear
Anonymous No.211519967
>>211519566
Is he solid, Mike?
Anonymous No.211520994
>>211485172 (OP)
Heres my dinner from today.
Baked chicken thighs on rice
Nothing fancy or anything.
It was good though
Anonymous No.211521238 >>211521300
I watched Bane die
Anonymous No.211521300 >>211529237
>>211521238
Bane?
Anonymous No.211522091
WWIII starts next month (July 2025)
Anonymous No.211522181 >>211522254
we are stretched thin
Anonymous No.211522254 >>211522319
>>211522181
your rectum's stretched thin
Anonymous No.211522319
>>211522254
kek
Anonymous No.211522347
JESSE PINKMAN IS IN THE HOUSE
Anonymous No.211522436
NAH, I'M OUT.
Anonymous No.211522944 >>211522979
>>211485172 (OP)
Come on man, I just wanted to make some money... Come on Mike it's fucking impossible finding a job out here.. you know that... please man...
Anonymous No.211522979
>>211522944
Anonymous No.211523036
Later losers
Anonymous No.211523085
The last Dubs of all Dubs

So goated its gonna be 77
I HAVE TO WAIT 100 SECONDS TO POST WTF
Anonymous No.211523249
I am in?
Anonymous No.211523700
>>211487854
that was pretty good, kid
Anonymous No.211524021
dubs for Black Panther
Anonymous No.211524091
>me when no dubs
Anonymous No.211524504
Reporting in, sir!
Anonymous No.211525144 >>211525369
Anonymous No.211525369
>>211525144
You're solid.
Anonymous No.211525510 >>211525816
>breaking bad
Anonymous No.211525816 >>211526378 >>211526820
>>211525510
Breaking Bread
Anonymous No.211525871
>>211485172 (OP)
No u
Anonymous No.211526378 >>211526820
>>211525816
Baking sled
Anonymous No.211526614
>>211485172 (OP)
>We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had the monkey, we had a watering-hole, we had everything we needed and it all ran like cheetahs! You coulda shut your mouth, hunted, and caught as many gazelles as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to dry it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the alpha! If you’d known your place, we’d all be fine right now.
Anonymous No.211526716
>>211485233
Motherfucker
Anonymous No.211526762
>>211485172 (OP)
Rolling
Anonymous No.211526816
>>211485172 (OP)
>tfw the solid guys industry isn't hiring right now
Anonymous No.211526820
>>211525816
>>211526378
Baking Brad
Anonymous No.211526884
>>211485172 (OP)
this is it. no moar posting based on these digits
Anonymous No.211526950
Brapping Bad.
Anonymous No.211527229
I'm going to take over Hollywood.
Anonymous No.211527232 >>211527844
>>211485172 (OP)
If it wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all.
Anonymous No.211527844
>>211527232
Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Anonymous No.211528593 >>211528788
>>211486953
>frive
You need to leave and never come back.
Anonymous No.211528788
>>211528593
>he's never high frived anyone
everyone point at this loser and laugh
Anonymous No.211528883 >>211529889 >>211530993
211528788
go the fuck back
Anonymous No.211528965
>he doesn't know it's oldfag lingo
Go back newfag.
Anonymous No.211529190
>>211485172 (OP)
Only after I clap your zesty old cheeks
Anonymous No.211529237
>>211521300
Was solidity part of your plan?
Anonymous No.211529568
>>211490763
My guys are solid
Anonymous No.211529775
ez
Anonymous No.211529889
>>211528883
he's miss daisy with binoculars
Anonymous No.211530993
>>211528883
I'm gonna rape your little faggot ass bro
Anonymous No.211531035
Dubs and im out
Anonymous No.211531039
>>211485172 (OP)
>doubles
Is that really all you want?
Anonymous No.211533152
>>211485172 (OP)
Let's go
Anonymous No.211533158
>>211485172 (OP)
>HenDagun Izyourz
Anonymous No.211533260
>>211485172 (OP)
i'm that guy
Anonymous No.211533319
>>211485233
Anonymous No.211533387 >>211533446
I KNOW HE SWITCHED THE NUMBERS, I JUST KNOW IT. Jimmy did-! I don't know how, but he stole my dubs! He'll never change- he'll NEVER change!
Anonymous No.211533446
>>211533387
IT WAS EIGHTY EIGHT, A DUB, FOR CHRISTS SAKE! NOT EIGHTY-SEVEN. HE SWAPPED THEM! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME! AND HE GETS TO HAVE HIS NUMBERS CHECKED? WHAT A SICK JOKE.
Anonymous No.211533680 >>211534680
>>211485172 (OP)
Alright Mike, but before I can begin posting, I must support the existing thread structure to avoid collapse.
Normally this involves lurking, maybe a quick reply from above. But noβ€”there can be no activity visible from the catalog.
So I must construct hidden repliesβ€”completely underground. Samefagging. IP hopping.
This is foreign. Difficult.
Next, I must somehow embed memes across the thread to support the narrative. And the shitposting.
Only then can I truly reply.
I'll need to type maybe 1700 characters. 200 posts, tracked out manually.
We will hit bait. We will hit schizos. This means filtering.
We’ll need archives. Old threads. Webms. OC.
Once the thread is cleared of tourists, I can waterproof with kino screencaps, and pour concrete in the form of checked trips.
Roughly 150 high-effort posts.
This is just the beginning.
And all of thisβ€”in complete anonymity.
Judging from the filenames, we are close to Reddit. That is… not optimal.
A thread like this…
Many, many things can go wrong.
So.
It’s impossible.
Dangerous.
Difficult.
And very, very schizo.

But not quite impossible.

If I get doubles… I stay.
If I get singles…
I’ll pack my bags. I’ll go to /mu/.
Anonymous No.211533710
>>211485172 (OP)
Anonymous No.211533791
The real ending, bravo Vince
Anonymous No.211533859
>>211485172 (OP)
It would be quicker to mention the boards in which I don't get dubs.
Anonymous No.211533997
>>211485172 (OP)
I have been so incredibly bored recently. I can't find anything to watch and just keep listening to Wisenheimers, which is a really old podcast with less than 50 episodes or Chibi Maruko Chan, that only has like 80 dubbed episodes and I don't even like anime all that much. I also have been watching Tamer's stuff, but I ran out of the MLP parodies and trying to get into his Sonic stuff, but it's nowhere near as good.
Anonymous No.211534283
>>211485569
That wifebeater was before he lost Matty. He lost his boy.
Anonymous No.211534398
>>211495483
Nah he was a chad in Rush Hour
Anonymous No.211534411 >>211534439
>>211498632
He was solid. He was the guy.
Anonymous No.211534427
>>211498771
Trump Effect
Anonymous No.211534439
>>211534411
You're a solid guy too.
Anonymous No.211534456 >>211536586
Anonymous No.211534462
>>211498771
If you do it right "GET" threads stay, but not more than one at a time.
Anonymous No.211534680
>>211533680
>It’s impossible.
>But not quite impossible.
You are not the guy.
Anonymous No.211534744
>"I heard you have been frakking cylon chicks, Anon. You're not a toaster lover are you, Anon?"
Anonymous No.211534821
i am the one who gets
Anonymous No.211535131
>>211485172 (OP)
check'em
Anonymous No.211535474
>>211485172 (OP)
You got it, boss
Anonymous No.211535511 >>211536131
>>211485172 (OP)
I'm a tourist anyways, I come here few times a year.
Anonymous No.211536131
>>211535511
You're solid.
Anonymous No.211536260
Mike
Anonymous No.211536296 >>211536751
I'm going to get dubs. And let me just say, fuck niggers and muslims.
Anonymous No.211536381
My stomach hurts, Mike.
Anonymous No.211536586
>>211534456
being a hairlet really does subtract like 7 points from your looks
Anonymous No.211536716
THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED, BITCH!
Anonymous No.211536737
I have no chances of being a real one
Anonymous No.211536751
>>211536296
Sorry bud, you didn't get dubs. You're only allowed to hate Muslims.
Anonymous No.211536824
>>211485172 (OP)
Bye
Anonymous No.211536894 >>211537024 >>211538747
I am the guy
Anonymous No.211537024
>>211536894
You are not the father
Anonymous No.211538727
Bluh
Anonymous No.211538747
>>211536894
You ain't him