Thread 211485316

>"just b urself"
>has a breakdown after pizza guy is visibly disgusted seeing him
lol

I havent left my house in 4 months and yesterday some solicitor came by when I was in my garage and started talking so I just closed the garage door in his face as he maintained eye contact and stopped talking. All in all, it worked out

>>211485316 (OP)
Yea, that's kind of the whole message. Being yourself isn't just doing whatever you want when you want.

>>211485316 (OP)
movie kinda falls flat with all the mukbangers like will and dawn and 600lb life tv shows

Wish I'd been able to see the original stage version.

I whaled out tonight for the first time in like a year, but I also ran ten miles and biked 17 miles. Little Caesars, Panda Express, and in n out.

>>211485567
problem is that this movie falls way too much into the video game protagonist mentality where you're only supposed to root for the main character because he's the main character. It's obvious what they were doing was "he's not sympathetic but we at least want to make it so his daughter can smile once because of him" when he literally dies right in front of her because of this goal, inadvertently fucking her up worse than if he just rotted away by himself

Why didn't he just eat clean, hit the gym, take a shower, get a hobby, join a club, update his wardrobe, upskill, go to therapy and download grindr?

Post your whale moments.

>on weekly zoom call with superiors
>eating a candy bar, ignoring whatever the fuck is happening
>forgot to mute the mic
>chewed loudly for a solid five minutes before a coworker warned me privately

>>211485718
>Little Caesars, Panda Express, and in n out
christ at least pick good shit to slop on

>>211486583
Lol

>>211486008
food is easier

>go out for a walk
>a complete stranger is so disgusted by my appearance she says "oh my god" as I walk past

>>211486686
Wow! You have to tell us more. Did you have holes and stains all over your shirt like Booger from Revenge of the Nerds? Were you covered in grime and slime? What could you possibly have had going on that someone would remark such a thing?

>>211486583
>>chewed loudly for a solid five minutes before a coworker warned me privately
Based

>>211486686
>he went outside
Thats where you fucked up

>show 3 year old ID when buying beer
>congrats on the weight loss
Feels fucking amazing man. I will never be whale again.

>>211486008
>not mewing
>not jelqing
>not doing neck stretches
NGMI

I haven't had a proper whale-out in 4 years.
I don't ever want to go back to being unhealthily obese. I was 390 before I righted the ship. I don't eat massive piles of garbage anymore and thankfully I have no desire to. It's a miracle.

>>211486812
If he actually did it was just voices in his head. People don't do that kind of thing.

Never seen this movie but it is literally impossible to gain this kind of weight without medication fucking up your body to the point it allows it to happen.

>>211486981
What medication? You ignorant cunt. That can happen to anyone. I don't know what medication you think adapts your body to it, but I was over 500 and no medications helped that happen. Now I'm 400 because of surgery and still losing. You don't know anything.

>>211486583
>5 minutes to eat a single candy bar
kind of the opposite of whaling out desu

this movie was really dumb

>>211485384
Power move, bro.

>>211486725
Is that what stress balding looks like?
>>211486831
Congrats Anon.

>>211485384
>I havent left my house in 4 months
How do you survive

>>211487601
Not him but others pay for utilities and I barely eat much so grocery list is low. Not really sure what else you REALLY need.

>>211486008
Haven't watched the movie but im guessing he's severely depressed? Like not the cute tiktok style depressed but the type his fucking brain is completely shot and can't create any happiness for him so the only thing he lives for food because it's a source of pleasure.

>>211487954
that's a fairly small amount of snickers for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>211485316 (OP)
I look like this

can't believe 80% of americans live like the whale

>>211486831
How much did you lose?

I really didn't get the pizza guy part
>orders from same pizza store
>regularly gets like 4 to 5 'zas
>delivery guy is somehow surprised someone like that is fat

>>211485316 (OP)
I've never seen anything from this movie other than that one image. Looked up the summary now and this guy not only has a daughter, but also cheated on his wife with one of his students? Why are so many people having sex with this fat fuck?

>>211487954
>manlytears trick and treating

>>211485316 (OP)
Where did he get all the money for the food? Do you have any idea how much money it costs to not only get that fat but maintain? Shit is no joke.

>>211485384
Why were they talking to you?

I had a pizza on Friday and it f'd me up. I think I must be gluten intolerant.

>>211488345
He wasn't fat at the time. He became fat after his gay twink bf killed himself.

>>211488096
Because it's unbelievable.

>>211485384
What did the solicitor want?

>>211486981
consider the american water supply and food composition

>>211488308
He only is ever shown ordering two at a time. They're two larges for a single man. Why did you feel the need to exaggerate that?

>>211485316 (OP)
thats the point dummy, charlie wasn't being honest to himself about anything in the movie
he was kind of a shithead, really
>>211488365
he had money saved up

>>211486583
Good Italian bread at the nice bakery & vast amounts of pesto, all the whole chugging whole milk. I can't stop

>>211488495
That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>211488365
It's explained in the movie. And no, it doesn't cost that much to get that fat in America. The worst foods are very cheap. Not as cheap as bulk grains and raw vegetables, but those wouldn't present an obesity problem.
Look at how cheap things like Little Debbie products are. Like 12 sugar and fat filled airy carb logs for $1.99.
2 liter bottles of store brand soda are $1
1 gallon tubs of shitty 'frozen dairy dessert' (not real ice cream) cost $3.50
Big bags of chips are $2. Cheap bread is $1 a loaf, shitty lunch meat is $2/lb.
Even when they whale out on pizza it's like $25. Not a huge splurge for what probably ends up being two humongous meals. They may be getting even cheaper stuff.

>>211488477
Looks like he's maintaining no comment. Probably a divorce seeing as he's not leaving the house. That, or something far worse.

>>211488447
The last time I got pizza it was a medium combination thin crust. I ate 6 of the 8 slices in one night. This is after 2 years off carbs.
I was all bloated and fucked up. I had all this weird energy in my arms like I was jacked up on some stimulant. I couldn't sleep. I guess it was my body trying to figure out what to do with all the gluten I introduced at once. I'm used to greasy meats and cheeses, which I eat with vegetables. The crust fucked me up for two days, because of course I ate the other two slices the next morning.
I fucking love pizza and that mozzarella-based almond flour "dough" never comes out right. But I'm not going to be getting a pizza again for a while. I'm glad I got that reaction too. The last thing I'd want is to go back to being The Whale and eating a bunch of sandwiches and chips and ramen and mac and cheese and pizza every day. And ice cream and cereal. And candy.
Fuck. I lived like that for decades. Most people can eat those things but they control it. It's like being a junkie for junk food. And getting a pizza is like a relapse.

>>211485703
Is that a fat suit or is this dude completely real? Id think someone that size would possibly die on stage

>>211486781
Kek

>>211487432
This movie saves and helps people so it's gets a pass like mysterious skin

>>211488885
His face doesn't look fat enough I think it has to be a suit.

>>211486831
I was 305lbs when I got my license at 17. When I got it renewed at 21 I was 190, the lady working at the DMV was absolutely astounded and that was one of the moments that helped me completely rebuild my self esteem and confidence.

>>211485316 (OP)
>gay man has an emotional breakdown after his bf an heros
>copes by bing eating and becomes morbidly obesse to the point of being on deaths door
>reconnects with his daughter from a sham marriage
>shes a miserable, spiteful, mean spirited cunt whos wasting her youth and is on the track of a life of being a loser piece of shit
>she has open contempt for her dad
>"wow youre so perfect and beautiful I love you :)"
>dies
Seriously, what was the point of this story?

Why didn't he download Strava?

>>211489232
Christians bad?

>>211489081
This same thing happened to me. But 25 years ago. Everyone needs to lose the weight. It can be done. I still have that old ID and my face looks like a bullfrog, just my enormous fat fucking jowls and triple chin and my face all small within it. I didn't even look like a normal person. Keeping it as a reminder helped me stay healthy.

>>211488885
it's a fat suit, real lardasses are built totally differently
>t. my 600 pound life fan

>>211489410
It absolutely can be done by anyone, it's easier the younger you are but it's never impossible. I'm one of those "no one hates fat people more than a fat person" types nowadays. It's hard to stuff and it's hard to break through your first plateau but after that it's literally a feedback loop where it gets easier and easier. If you're severely obese you don't even have to start exercising right away, just eating like a normal human will make the weight start to fall off.
I went the opposite path as you though, I threw out that ID and got rid of almost all the pictures I had of me when I was fat.

>>211487601
Saved up money and get groceries delivered

>>211486833
What the fuck is jelqing

>>211488703
It was just some dude trying to spray for bugs. In the US we use the word for someone trying to get business from you as well

>>211489565
You put an icepack under your testicle to promote testosterone production.

>>211489565
It's when you tug on your todger in a vain effort to make it permanently bigger

>>211486583
I liked when he let out the massive cumshot right on his daughter’s face. Pic rel. I bet it was the best orgasm ever and def produced enough jizz for her to scoop up and get herself pregnant with his babies

>>211486836
Serious question. I was an alcoholic for a number of years after some really bad sit happened to me. Finally decided to cut the booze and quit drinking completely last December. Since then I’ve lost over 40lbs and went from a solid dad bod beer belly to back having my 6/8 pack. My diet hasn’t really changed. How is it possible for someone to even get over 300lbs? I just don’t see how you can ohysically do it unless you just sit and eat 24/7 all day every day….

>>211488263
From 242 to 175. I wasn't that big, but enough to ward off most ladies. Incredible changes to life in general when you're not fat.

>>211489529
skin is so based. "oh another 3 family size pizzas? let me just stretch some more room in the thigh area, sir"

>>211489727
Alcohol was a big part of it for me. I worked and moved around, but I drank like 12 beers a night and ate whole pizzas and just generally terrible food all the time. But I was also a fat child and always had weight issues even when I wasn't whaling out. Even when I played team sports I was large. Seems like more and more kids are that way now, but in my day it was just a handful of us out of the whole grade. Born to be fat. I'm just actively fighting it like a drunk stays dry. It's a choice. But for me it's incredibly easy to get over 300 lbs. I could be there in a year if I let myself go again. Even thin movie stars can gain weight fast when they eat a lot of doughnuts and ice cream and beer and don't exercise. If you were 40 lbs overweight from booze you weren't really fat. But maybe you can understand the relationship with food fat people can have, which is like alcohol addiction; they can't moderate. Of course you were able to quit that so perhaps that's not a struggle you can truly understand either.

Of course there's always someone who's got it worse. Having tipped the scales at nearly 400 I can kind of understand how the 600 lb people got there, but at the same time I just couldn't have done that myself. I couldn't become immobile or unable to carry my weight. I could still run short distances and walk a mile if I had to. I had a lot of muscle weight from carrying all the fat. There's a line you must cross around 450 or 500 where everyday life becomes too difficult and you just keep getting fatter until you die. At some point I'd just had enough and the switch flipped and I was done being a whale. Some will never find that.

>>211487954
Unpopular opinion. I am more of Mars guy

>>211490448
But once you get past 400 or 500 that skin won't retract with weight loss and they have to have it removed. But if they don't they could do cool manta ray stuff with their skin. Use it as a blanket for a pet or a loved one. lol

>>211485316 (OP)
Gorge Gorge
Gorge of the Jungle
Fat as he can be.

I'm like the whale when I hit the bong too many times and have to make a 4 brick cauldron of ramen with an extra mayo turkey and ham grilled cheese on the side. fat as fuck

I just laughed so hard I farted painfully. Felt like a zipper ripped closed over my anoos.

>>211490524
Those have been gone for years. Good for you for staying off candy.

Moby Dick is a great book though.

>>211490485
> But maybe you can understand the relationship with food fat people can have, which is like alcohol addiction; they can't moderate.
That’s the part I don’t understand. I don’t see how it’s physically possible to eat enough to get that big. The stomach can only take in so much.. They must be constantly drinking soda and sugary drinks. My guess is that most of the calories must be getting drunk.
>congrats on the weight loss bro. We’re all going to make it

I shouldn't have eaten 40 mg. of thc gummies at 4:00 a.m. Now it's 7 and I'm wired with the munchies and I'd really like to get to sleep.

One of my friends is a bit of whale, and now he moved in with his gf, who's an even bigger whale. I bet they get McDonalds at least 4 times a week

>>211485316 (OP)
I still have not seen any part of this movie and still have zero ides what its about

It's about Sadie Sink being the hottest piece of ass in the universe

>>211486725
>doesn’t put the lid back on the Ranch bottle
I can look past his amorphous blob physique but that’s just absolutely disgusting wtf

>>211485316 (OP)
i thought it was hilarious that the pizza guy was shocked to see that the dude who orders two large pizzas on a nightly basis is a big fat guy

also he clearly lives in bumfuck nowhere idaho or whatever, you're telling me he's never seen a fat guy before?

>>211489232
Jews don’t really care if their content has meaning or a wholesome purpose. The whole movie was just to show goyim at their absolute low and then die.

>>211493219
idk about in the universe but she was sexy in this movie

definitely an upgrade from stranger things

>>211486725
this is what they do in between moderating 4chin boards

Kackapoopoo!!

>>211493646
Lmao. That’s probably actually true

>>211485316 (OP)
OP this film was on my 'to watch' list for a while and i just got done watching it, prompted by your dipshit post..
"just b urself" is not a theme in the film whatsoever, what the cunt did you bring that up for? He was on deaths door for the entire film, the delivery driver was not a pivotable point in the slightest. His daughter saying he was disgusting affected him way more then the glance from the pajeet who brought his pizza...

I did enjoy the movie though, it was a bit of a depression session but i never usually get emotionally invested in films so they did a good job there. I thought Charlie was lying to himself throughout by; not eating the candy bar while researching heart failure only to eat several candy bars - by telling his nurse friend he wasn't dying despite googling his BP reading - by telling his ex wife that their daughter isn't an evil nasty little bitch... etc etc. I thought by the end scene his cunt daughter might have somewhat of a redemption arc but i don't think she did. Also, call me homophobic, but i legit assumed his boyf died of aids and that Charlie also had aids

>>211486583
>order pizza
>do the whale move of folding two slices together and eating it with ranch in the middle
>jack off to gay porn after eating the whole pizza
>feel like a fat piece of shit and cry

>>211499285
Leave the hall you gross motherfucker

>>211499285
literally me 5 years ago but skinny because alcohol. man. that time was rough. and so much gay porn. the alcohol made me start looking at some really weird...stuff. mostly better now. just a cheeky fan here and there to some of those more weirder videos

>>211486583
>Taking final exam in college
>Eating pretzel M&Ms while I do
>Drop one, it rolls down the stairs bouncing incredibly loudly
>Professor is shooting a death glare at me
>Look at him and pop another M&M in my mouth