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Anonymous No.211487405 >>211487420 >>211487430 >>211487446 >>211487456 >>211487486 >>211487504 >>211488275 >>211488306 >>211488330 >>211488347 >>211488717 >>211489281 >>211489693 >>211489788 >>211489829 >>211490468 >>211491577 >>211492749 >>211494174 >>211494584 >>211495125 >>211496422 >>211499583 >>211499639 >>211499923 >>211506390 >>211506601
Has Lucy Liu ever made one good film outside Kill Bill?
Anonymous No.211487420 >>211487544
>>211487405 (OP)
She didn't make Kill Bill
Anonymous No.211487430 >>211487436 >>211487451 >>211490470 >>211495381 >>211497060 >>211497845 >>211499425 >>211499695 >>211500101
>>211487405 (OP)
Lucky Number Slevin
Anonymous No.211487436 >>211487477 >>211487557
>>211487430
Is that a typo?
Anonymous No.211487438 >>211487451 >>211490470 >>211497845
Lucky Number Slevin
Anonymous No.211487446 >>211487465 >>211492253 >>211492626
>>211487405 (OP)
Yes?
Anonymous No.211487451 >>211487544
>>211487430
>>211487438
She didn't make Lucky Number Slevin
Anonymous No.211487456 >>211487467 >>211489684 >>211490970
>>211487405 (OP)
Her eyes always looked wonky and retarded. China is right, we do get the exotic, but ugly looking chinks.
Anonymous No.211487460 >>211487489
Payback is decent.
Anonymous No.211487465 >>211487544
>>211487446
She didn't make Charlie's Angels
Anonymous No.211487467
>>211487456
she just has a lazy eye
Anonymous No.211487475 >>211487544
She didnโ€™t make any of these movies. Stop talking about her.
Anonymous No.211487477
>>211487436
She didn't make a typo
Anonymous No.211487486
>>211487405 (OP)
Her legs get better the longer you look
Anonymous No.211487487 >>211487544 >>211509059
Stop. She donโ€™t do any of this. Just fucking stop.
Anonymous No.211487489 >>211487544
>>211487460
She didn't make Payback
Anonymous No.211487504
>>211487405 (OP)
Kill Bill is terrible
Anonymous No.211487508
She didn't make this thread or this post.
Anonymous No.211487525
Shes not even that hot
Anonymous No.211487534
She's a he.
Anonymous No.211487544 >>211487555 >>211487560
>>211487420
>>211487451
>>211487465
>>211487475
>>211487487
>>211487489
She starred in these movies. Stop acting like a retard.
Anonymous No.211487555 >>211487655 >>211492229 >>211497000 >>211499072
>>211487544
Shut the fuck up. No, she didnโ€™t. Just shut up before you embarrass yourself even more.
Anonymous No.211487557
>>211487436
Yes
Anonymous No.211487560 >>211487655
>>211487544
actors dont make the wardrobe, dialogue, write the plot, set up the lighting, set up the cinematography or edit the film
Anonymous No.211487655
>>211487555
>>211487560
Autists like you deserve the chair
Anonymous No.211488275
>>211487405 (OP)
if you knew how many times i raped my dick to this picture in FHM magazine as a 14 year old youd think I was a sex addict
Anonymous No.211488306
>>211487405 (OP)
That time travelling hs movie with jake gylenhall where she plays a teacher. That's the only one
Anonymous No.211488330
>>211487405 (OP)
She sucks cock AND licks pussy.
Anonymous No.211488347
>>211487405 (OP)
She was good in Futurama, and I don't require anything else to justify her life and career.
Anonymous No.211488717
>>211487405 (OP)
Buttaface dragon lady
Anonymous No.211489281 >>211489658 >>211493004
>>211487405 (OP)
Let's be honest, most guys Asian fever all started with her.
Anonymous No.211489299 >>211489658
How do you pronounce her last name? Loo? Lee-yew? Li-oo?
Anonymous No.211489658 >>211489734 >>211489897 >>211496346 >>211496972
>>211489299
In China it would be Lee-oo, but like many Americans they adopt a more blunt pronunciation of their names and she says it Loo.
>>211489281
I'm looking through her AZNude catalogue and it is just an endless collection of her having sex with different white guys.
https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/l/lucyliu.html

I thought maybe they forced it on her, but I see she only dates white guys irl as well
https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/lucy-liu
Didn't realize she dated Wladimir Klitschko for awhile, the extreme size difference between them would have made the sex so lewd, he's 6'6" and she's only 5', imagine him doing a mating press on her.
Anonymous No.211489684
>>211487456
she had plastic surgery but I mean all chinks have wonky eyes
Anonymous No.211489693 >>211490054 >>211491709 >>211493499 >>211496357 >>211497822
>>211487405 (OP)
I need asian pornstars that look like Lucy Liu: pronto!
Anonymous No.211489734 >>211489793
>>211489658
>imagine him doing a mating press on her
Hot, you just know she's a screamer too.
Anonymous No.211489788
>>211487405 (OP)
>>In early 2000s, always saw her as bottom of the barrel.
>>In 2018, dated a jap xoomer just like her for a year. Best fuck of my life.
>>Now always remember her when I saw threads about Lucy Liu.
Its hard, bros.
Anonymous No.211489793
>>211489734
Anonymous No.211489829 >>211489850 >>211506735
>>211487405 (OP)
Asian women always have hideous feet. They only have cute feet if they are mixed with Latina or some shit. Its fucking disgusting.
Anonymous No.211489837
stop wanting to have sex with asian women
Anonymous No.211489850
>>211489829
I'm not into footfag shit but I thought they all liked asian chicks due to petite feet or something?
Anonymous No.211489897 >>211492156
>>211489658
She dated George Clooney, as well as Johnny Lee Miller years before Elementary. She basically went down the list of every white girls wish list. She did it just to show she could, just dunk on them. And she hasn't mentioned who the father of her hapa kid is, but she named him Rockwell, so it isn't hard to figure out.
Anonymous No.211490054 >>211490164 >>211490178 >>211492153 >>211492524 >>211500445
>>211489693
Asian with freckles and a nice ass. Good luck, she's one in a million.
Anonymous No.211490164 >>211490706 >>211493069
>>211490054
the yellow king plowed lucy butt?
Anonymous No.211490178
>>211490054
>starts having sex in an empty pool surrounded by snakes and just let the snakes start biting them
What did I just watch? Was this a softcore porno?
Anonymous No.211490449 >>211490748 >>211497939 >>211499743 >>211501035 >>211501283 >>211503307 >>211506789
Sorry white bois, we got her

>Diggs revealed he wined-and-dined Liu while working with her on 'Ally McBeal' in the early 2000s
https://www.enstarz.com/articles/233940/20240529/taye-diggs-admits-set-up-co-star-lucy-liu-celebrity.htm
Anonymous No.211490468
>>211487405 (OP)
payback, slevin
Anonymous No.211490470
>>211487430
>>211487438
my niggas
Anonymous No.211490557 >>211490728
jerry maguire, play it to the bone, chicago, domino, man with the iron fists,
Anonymous No.211490706
>>211490164
kek
Anonymous No.211490728 >>211492903 >>211492942
>>211490557
>man with the iron fists
jej
Anonymous No.211490748
>>211490449
dropped
Anonymous No.211490970 >>211506745
>>211487456
says you
Anonymous No.211491472
Sister thread
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Anonymous No.211491577 >>211492044 >>211492689
>>211487405 (OP)
I will always prefer Uma but Lucy Liu starred in three great films:
>Kill Bill
>Lucky Number Slevin
>Charlie's Angels (2000)
Anonymous No.211491615 >>211495959
Never saw it but was always curious how they fucked it up.
Anonymous No.211491691
Lucy Liu owes me sex
Anonymous No.211491709 >>211492154
>>211489693
Asian pornatars are hotter than Lucy Liu though.
Anonymous No.211491716
The Man with the Iron Fists.
Anonymous No.211491763 >>211492882
Lucy Liu in Charlie's Angels gave 11 year old me chronic yellow fever from which I have never recovered.
Anonymous No.211491849 >>211492185
Her first movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBVrpvYyzqg

Cute!
Anonymous No.211492044 >>211492256 >>211492520 >>211493820
>>211491577
Uma is the ugliest pretty woman of all time.
Anonymous No.211492153
>>211490054
Kino
Anonymous No.211492154 >>211492488
>>211491709
Name six (6).
Anonymous No.211492156
>>211489897
Don't forget about Oppenheimer
Anonymous No.211492185
>>211491849
too perfect
Anonymous No.211492229
>>211487555
Why are you so reactionary and emotional lol
Anonymous No.211492253 >>211492533 >>211492799
>>211487446
looking at their faces now they all look kinda ugly. woof.
Anonymous No.211492256 >>211492367
>>211492044
you're gay. uma's hot.
Anonymous No.211492367
>>211492256
You clearly did not read what I wrote.
Anonymous No.211492412
On Deadly Ground.
Anonymous No.211492488 >>211493549
>>211492154
Do you like them flat or with tits and ass?
Anonymous No.211492520 >>211492839 >>211493820
>>211492044
She was a cutie.
Anonymous No.211492524
>>211490054
That ass is fine, not flat like some other anons said
Anonymous No.211492533
>>211492253
It's been like 20-30 years since the peak of their careers. Very few women make it to their 40s still looking good, none of them make it out.
Anonymous No.211492617
no
Anonymous No.211492626
>>211487446
Crispin glover was the only good part
Anonymous No.211492689
>>211491577
She would've looked so much better with a nose job. Shame.
Anonymous No.211492749
>>211487405 (OP)
>Her other stage name is Asa Askira
Why should you be surprised she's a ho she litteraly fucks people for money on camera and done so for many years dumb ass muthafucka
Anonymous No.211492799
>>211492253
Drew Barrymore is just a bit chubby. Lucy Liu still looks good. Cameron Diaz is way too bogged but it's not that bad
Anonymous No.211492839 >>211493820
>>211492520
Anonymous No.211492882 >>211493026 >>211493062 >>211498319
>>211491763
I hope you get better, anon
Anonymous No.211492903
>>211490728
it was good for what was; A RZA written and directed homage to kung fu flicks from the 70's. It was fun
Anonymous No.211492942
>>211490728
not saying it deserved an oscar or anything
Anonymous No.211492964
As a young kid, I thought she was truly beautiful, at first sight, so this was no propaganda or anything.
In retrospect.. I'm realizing that she also had a fantastic sexo body.
Anonymous No.211492981 >>211493367 >>211493388 >>211493608 >>211496717 >>211497215 >>211497874 >>211499273 >>211501103
Why does Hollywood only hire ugly asian actresses?

Pic is what an A-lister looks like in asia proper. Lucy Liu wouldn't even make their C list.
Anonymous No.211493004
>>211489281
genx had Tia Carrera
Anonymous No.211493023
I like her in Elementary but i'm a sucker for Sherlock Holmes adaptions
Anonymous No.211493026
>>211492882
I don't even care how many white guys have already been in her, I want to be next.
Anonymous No.211493062 >>211498122
>>211492882
PITS and tits, my favorite combination.
Anonymous No.211493069
>>211490164
Carcosa.......
Anonymous No.211493367
>>211492981
americans will unironically call you a pedophile for posting this
Anonymous No.211493388 >>211493890 >>211494577
>>211492981
Americans like starlets with SOVL. Your plastic big woman looks too fake and SOVLLESS. You have bad taste in women. May I ask, even though you probably prefer Asians, what's one famous White woman you are attracted to?
Anonymous No.211493499 >>211493551
>>211489693
This could easily be Lucy Liu, in fact when I rotate it I'm starting to wonder if it is, the guy even looks like the guy she was with around that age.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1749407295400020.webm
Anonymous No.211493549 >>211493815
>>211492488
As hairy as possible, armpits, legs, forearms, ass, anything.
Anonymous No.211493551
>>211493499
Worst angle ever aside from the under the balls shot
Anonymous No.211493608
>>211492981
That must be why not even subhuman like you would even pirate, once in their life, to watch one second of proper Chinese tier A movies lmao.
You're just a contrarian subhuman falling for retarded shit.
Anonymous No.211493704
Anonymous No.211493732 >>211493754 >>211494046
Anonymous No.211493754 >>211493825 >>211493840 >>211493988
>>211493732
didn't age that well, looks like a dude
Anonymous No.211493815
>>211493549
Can't help you there, my furry little friend.
Anonymous No.211493820 >>211493961
>>211492044
>jolie-laide
Nah, that's Sissy Spacek (who I'm also a big fan of).

>>211492520
Very true. She's such a babe, isn't she?

>>211492839
Peak Uma right here imo
Anonymous No.211493825 >>211493893
>>211493754
Obsessed
Anonymous No.211493840
>>211493754
Still would.
Anonymous No.211493860 >>211493926 >>211494046
If this is a dude then crown me gaylord.
Anonymous No.211493890
>>211493388
not him but i'm a certified yellow fever victim and of the current crop, anya taylor joy.
a couple of years ago i watched ds9 and jadzia was also breathtaking in that. third one that recently made a big impression on me was michelle monaghan in true detective s1
Anonymous No.211493893
>>211493825
>t. American but as it happens with painted hair and a collection of dildos
lmao
Anonymous No.211493926 >>211493988
>>211493860
yea, she didn't age that well, looks kind of fucked up
Anonymous No.211493961 >>211494614 >>211495329
>>211493820
She looks a lot like my sister here. She started dating a 5 foot tall Latino in Middle School, he got her smoking weed every day and she became too dumb to pass a single class, dropped out, and now works in retail while he stays home playing his xbox all day.
Anonymous No.211493988 >>211494051 >>211494245
>>211493754
>>211493926
she is 56yo, you retarded virgins
Anonymous No.211494046 >>211494171 >>211494302 >>211494683 >>211494889 >>211499923
>>211493860
>>211493732
She is past her ageless Asian phase and now is in her horny Asian MILF phase. As soon as she turned 50 she started dating white twinks in their 20's and 30's
Anonymous No.211494051 >>211494089
>>211493988
>she is 56yo
mommy!
Her and Liz Hurley are my dream mommies
Anonymous No.211494083 >>211494197 >>211500439
Anonymous No.211494089
>>211494051
Still has the body of a 20 year old. I want to bend her over.
Anonymous No.211494171 >>211494284
>>211494046
wow
lucky guys
Anonymous No.211494174
>>211487405 (OP)
So she didn't make a good movie you're saying?
Anonymous No.211494197 >>211494294 >>211494790 >>211495182 >>211507023
>>211494083
i wish i remember where i read this, maybe it was an article, maybe it was a meme, but i read a text that attempted to prove asian women were the least tight and black women were the tightest, by comparing the cranial sizes of babies of different races
on the one hand it seems like something some chud would write, but on the other it doesn't because why would chuds paint black women in a more positive light than asians (or white women)
Anonymous No.211494245
>>211493988
she looks 90 to be fair
Anonymous No.211494284 >>211494326 >>211494326 >>211506149
>>211494171
Look at that seething white girl checking out Lucy's legs
Anonymous No.211494294
>>211494197
Asian people in the US constantly score higher in IQ tests, in brain volume scores higher and in all academic metrics come on the top. America could only beat Asians in international competitions when they've made a genetic asian team themselves.

In retrospect, beauty is meaningless given the IQ benefits.
Anonymous No.211494302 >>211494461
>>211494046
if i hypothetically were a white twink in my 20s, where do i apply
Anonymous No.211494326 >>211494384 >>211494716
>>211494284
>>211494284
>Lucy's legs
They're perfect.
Anonymous No.211494384
>>211494326
i love how thick and meaty they are, i'm rewatching elementary now and it's such a treat when she wears skirts or dresses.
Anonymous No.211494461
>>211494302
Just encounter her naturally irl and don't sperg when you talk to her, she pretty much only dates regular non-famous guys for over a decade now.
Anonymous No.211494535
Anonymous No.211494577 >>211494637 >>211494891 >>211499074 >>211499274 >>211499571 >>211501274
>>211493388
White women are too masculine for my taste but if I was forced to say, Grace Kelly is objectively very beautiful. As is young Brooke Shields and JConn, before they hit the wall (22 years old for white women).

Asia on the other hand produces otherworldy beauties on the regular. Women there actually care about their weight and appearance so to stand out, they have to look like angels sent by God. You will never see a mutt like zendaya make it on the big screen.
Anonymous No.211494584
>>211487405 (OP)
no. when I first started to develop asian fever Lucy was still pretty much the only asian woman in Hollywood and even to my puberty riddled teenage mind she was exceedingly mediocre looking and I started to seek out classic jav av models like Sora Aoi instead
Anonymous No.211494614
>>211493961
Based short king
Anonymous No.211494637
>>211494577
pedo
Anonymous No.211494683 >>211494719
>>211494046
Lucy's only requirement is that you be a tall white guy.
Anonymous No.211494716 >>211494972
>>211494326
Me on the left
Anonymous No.211494719 >>211494995 >>211496292
>>211494683
You don't have to be tall, just white.
Anonymous No.211494790
>>211494197
Chuds like black women for some odd reason. It might just be "revenge" against the black guys that fuck white women.
Anonymous No.211494837
Anonymous No.211494889 >>211495150 >>211495286
>>211494046
>started dating white twinks in their 20's and 30's

I want to be a white twink Lucy uses for sex.
Anonymous No.211494891
>>211494577
I have massive yellow fever but when I see you dorks sperging over these same-y looking average "pretty" girls I just shake my head.
Anonymous No.211494902 >>211494955
i fucking love asian girls
Anonymous No.211494955
>>211494902
They owe us sex, saar.
Anonymous No.211494972
>>211494716
Why are you looking at random guys when there is Lucy Liu right there?
Anonymous No.211494995
>>211494719
>white
I suspect something else going on with that nose...
Anonymous No.211495118 >>211495358 >>211506938
The cracks are starting to showโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.211495125
>>211487405 (OP)
I liked her in Watching the Detectives
Anonymous No.211495150 >>211495286 >>211495291
>>211494889
She's like a reverse sex tourist. Floats around Hollywood and dates every white guy she meets. Is she a succubus collecting souls with her Asian puss?
Anonymous No.211495155
Anonymous No.211495182 >>211507072
>>211494197
Western women when talking about men
>all races are the same and we need state mandated equality and compassion and love and equity because everyone is capable of exactly the same things and is exactly the same in every way, peace and love <3

Western women when talking about women
>If you'll pay attention to the distribution curve of gene marker 7 gamma you can see a clear indication of the genetic inferiority of asian women and we must therefore label the entire race as subhuman and unfit for entry into our civilised evolved societies, heil hitler.
Anonymous No.211495286
>>211494889
>>211495150
She must be a professional beard.
Anonymous No.211495291 >>211495367
>>211495150
God I want to be one of her conquests
Anonymous No.211495329 >>211495604 >>211506808
>>211493961
My sister is also dating a short retard. Go figure, anon.
Anonymous No.211495358
>>211495118
shes 56 years old and still looks this good.
Anonymous No.211495367 >>211495419 >>211496346
>>211495291
Imagine getting used by her and thrown away. For you it was the greatest romantic experience of your life. For her it was Tuesday.
Anonymous No.211495381
>>211487430
top tier mid kino.
Anonymous No.211495419
>>211495367
How many white guy's beds has she gotten out of and walked away while they stare longingly at her ass not realizing it was the last time they'd ever get to see it.
Anonymous No.211495487
I love 50+ asian mommies.
Anonymous No.211495604
>>211495329
oh man, the middle-aged zoomer metldowns are going to be a sight to behold
Anonymous No.211495642
Anonymous No.211495708
Find yourself a girl as loyal to you as Lucy Liu was to Mel Gibson after his "pack of niggers" call leaked.
Anonymous No.211495767 >>211495797 >>211495978
Literally born to break white boys
Anonymous No.211495797
>>211495767
mommy
Anonymous No.211495959 >>211497915
>>211491615
I did see it. It was the completely unremarkable sort of bad where you can't really take it seriously but it's not campy or bad enough to laugh at either. Nothing about it is completely incompetent but nothing is good, either. I can't remember a single thing about it other than the fact that it exists
Anonymous No.211495978
>>211495767
PITS
Anonymous No.211496094 >>211507111
Anonymous No.211496292
>>211494719
that's a yid
Anonymous No.211496346 >>211496383 >>211499724
>>211495367
>>211489658
why do movies portray women covering their tits with the blanket when they're done with sex? i can promise it doesn't go down like that. after a good dicking, she just sits there with her tits and pussy hanging all out on the bed.
Anonymous No.211496357
>>211489693
Asa Akira and Eva Lovia which is cuter anyway
Anonymous No.211496383 >>211496537
>>211496346
Why do you think retard?
Anonymous No.211496422
>>211487405 (OP)
Romcom with NolanPet
Anonymous No.211496427
Anonymous No.211496465 >>211496606
>dates another random white guy in your path
Anonymous No.211496533 >>211496652
Mama Liu
Anonymous No.211496537
>>211496383
cause they didn't actually just have sex. if they HAD, the woman would be hanging out on the bed with her tits and pussy all out
Anonymous No.211496606 >>211496664 >>211496884
>>211496465
At this point it's no longer dating. It's fucking.
Anonymous No.211496652 >>211497030
>>211496533
oh wow
Anonymous No.211496664 >>211496809
>>211496606
i'm 99% sure she was a hollywood escort. her movies were basically advertisement for her body of services. the (((producers))) got a cut, and she got to live the life of glamour for 30 years.
Anonymous No.211496717
>>211492981
unfeminine and soulless
not a good showing
Anonymous No.211496809
>>211496664
Can't blame them. She's a perfect piece of meat.
Anonymous No.211496884
>>211496606
Yeah she's just punching notches at this point. Going scorched earth and burning through white guys because she can.
Anonymous No.211496967
Lucy Liu should be receiving vigorous insemination by me at this moment.
Anonymous No.211496972
>>211489658
>I thought maybe they forced it on her, but I see she only dates white guys irl as well
She's straight up American. I've never gotten the impression that she was yellow fist in the air Asian representation. Makes sense that she would just date other wealthy Americans, who are mostly white, and not struggle to find an east Asian guy whose family isn't going to spend years insidiously terrorizing her for not being a traditional wife. Easier to date liberal white or black guys from the same culture as you. Culture is by far the most important thing when long term dating.
Anonymous No.211497000 >>211497068
>>211487555
Just kys. You clearly can't get by in the world and don't want to be here anymore, so do everyone a favor and end it all. Some of the people who know you will pretend to be upset for a couple weeks and then will join those who didn't lie, and say that you made everything exponentially worse and that it's a relief that they're free from the burden of knowing you... and in that shining moment, there will be a sincere gratitude to you for doing what all of them wanted to do to you. You will finally be appreciated. You should really kys.
Anonymous No.211497030 >>211497087 >>211497096 >>211497183
>>211496652
Her son Rockwell, cute kid. Makes me feel guilty for gooning out over his mom. Sorry kid, your mom is a 10.
Anonymous No.211497060
>>211487430
Trash.
Anonymous No.211497068
>>211497000
bodied that freak
Anonymous No.211497087 >>211497156
>>211497030
Her son looks like her dad Tom Liu, he was an engineer from Shanghai
Anonymous No.211497096 >>211497229
>>211497030
He's gonna be doing the same thing in like 3-4 years.
Anonymous No.211497156
>>211497087
This guy looks like the Asian Mr Rodgers.
Anonymous No.211497183 >>211497310
>>211497030
Imagine being this lil guy
He doesn't yet understand that her mom is probably in the top 10 whores of Hollywood
Then one day he'll go to a party and find out every other kid's dad fucked his mom
Anonymous No.211497215
>>211492981
These girls are pretty but too boring, there's no sex spark to them. Nerds obsess over them because they fall for the innocent act and are intimidated by confident women
Anonymous No.211497229 >>211499415 >>211500445
>>211497096
I'm so glad I didn't have a hot mom, that's one mental problem I never want to have to deal with.
Anonymous No.211497253 >>211497622
>You should write a book, Fry.
>People need to know about the CAN EAT MORE
Anonymous No.211497310 >>211497705 >>211498360
>>211497183
That's every kid in California, the average body count for women there is around 30.
Anonymous No.211497404 >>211498243
Anonymous No.211497622 >>211497672 >>211497705 >>211498644
>>211497253
Lucy should write a book. With all the famous guys she has dated, if she released a tell all memoir it would be lit. Imagine Lucy telling us all about Josh Hartnett's 10 incher and what a challenge it was "making it work" the first few times they had sex. If she narrated the audiobook version it's going to 5x day for me.
Anonymous No.211497672
>>211497622
what a woman
Anonymous No.211497705
>>211497310
goddayum welp time to riot I guess
>>211497622
organize riots demanding she writes one
Anonymous No.211497822 >>211497881 >>211498196 >>211500445
>>211489693
They start good but end up all bogged and plastic soon after
Anonymous No.211497843
want to goo in liu
Anonymous No.211497845
>>211487430
>>211487438
came here for this
kansas city shuffle niggas
Anonymous No.211497874
>>211492981
Because Hollywood doesn't require jaw shaves as a condition of employment. They're too horny to wait for them to heal up from the surgery.
Anonymous No.211497881
>>211497822
there are plenty of natural ones
Anonymous No.211497915
>>211495959
>Nothing about it is completely incompetent
watch it again
the exploding containers scene
tell me what is happening
Anonymous No.211497939 >>211498242
>>211490449
>fucks 50 white men
>fucks one black guy
>sorry white bois we won
Why are black boys like this lmao, they do the same with white women
Anonymous No.211497977
Anonymous No.211498122
>>211493062
What tits?
Anonymous No.211498196 >>211498388
>>211497822
Wonky ass eyes
Anonymous No.211498242 >>211498569 >>211501283
>>211497939
She didn't fuck him. He tried to date her but when he had his one shot he sperged out and drove down the wrong side of the road by accident almost killing both of them. She never went anywhere with him again, or with any other black person. He tells the story on the Drew Barrymore show, I dug it up and watched it so you don't have to.
https://www.thedrewbarrymoreshow.com/videos/taye-diggs-confesses-he-had-a-huge-crush-on-lucy-liu
Anonymous No.211498243 >>211498427
>>211497404
Black nail polish โ€” blegh gross
Anonymous No.211498319
>>211492882
nice
Anonymous No.211498360 >>211498772 >>211499022
>>211497310
That's not true, in the U.S. and the entire world the average number of sexual partners is 7 for both men and women. And both men and women are grossed out by people who are promiscuous, 15 sexual partners is where most people start to get "the ick". The state with the highest average umber of sexual partners seem to be Louisiana, which makes sense because of the nature of Mardi Gras, cheap alcohol and titties for everyone. But California follows the average with 7.
Anonymous No.211498388
>>211498196
I find it very sexy for some reason, like she's always just about to sneeze.
Anonymous No.211498427
>>211498243
Anonymous No.211498531
Anonymous No.211498569 >>211499034
>>211498242
She still gave him a chance though
Anonymous No.211498644
>>211497622
sex
Anonymous No.211498772
>>211498360
Also Zoomers are largely sexless and single, and it looks like Alphas are following after them, so the average will surely drop.
Anonymous No.211498894
Anonymous No.211499022 >>211499309
>>211498360
Gross is an overexaggeration . My wife had 19 previous partners before me while she's only my second. Do I wish she only had one partner before me? Yes, but life doesn't bend to my wills so you just deal with it if the other person makes you happy, and she makes me happy.
Anonymous No.211499034 >>211499076 >>211507180
>>211498569
True, but least she learned from her mistake and never did it again. Which is actually quite remarkable given the hellscape of a culture LA is, to survive 3 decades there unblacked with a kid who isn't a tranny, she has proven herself wife material.
Anonymous No.211499072
>>211487555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhCj2MfZORM
Anonymous No.211499074 >>211499274
>>211494577
I guess we look for different things. I feel like I, and a lot of white guys, looks for variety and exoticism in women. Even white women, I'd say my go to for MODERN stars are Elizabeth Debicki, Cailee Spaeny, Rebecca Ferguson. All three are different ages, different looks, hair colors, slightly different phenotypes, etc. Your choices for white women seem entirely focused on youth, and feel like the most safe /tv/ approved choices. Not saying that's a bad thing, but still.

I like my Asian women to look more exotic, and I feel like a lot of the K-pop stars you post just look too identical and bland in comparison to the likes of Lucy Liu, Maria Zhang, or Natasha Liu Bordizzo.

Exotic Asians and Hapas are my kryptonite.
Anonymous No.211499076
>>211499034
oh wow
Anonymous No.211499273 >>211499610
>>211492981
Because hollywood isn't gonna hire some gook who can't speak english let alone act
Anonymous No.211499274
>>211499074
I guess it depends on where you grew up. >>211494577 probably grew up in Asian country, judging by his tastes in White Women. I grew up in the West Coast of America where more cute Asian girls looked like pic rel, so I prefer them:
Anonymous No.211499309 >>211499903
>>211499022
>Gross is an overexaggeration
lol it's really not
Anonymous No.211499350 >>211499460 >>211499537 >>211499923
Once I was talking to a Chinese girl, and she started drilling me, asking me to name actresses I thought were attractive. So I gave her a bunch, and she seemed approving of all of them, but I realized that (1) she was probably trying to judge my taste in women, and (2) every single one I had listed was white. So I threw out "Lucy Liu", whom I've always considered very pretty, and thought she might respond positively to, given that she's also Chinese.

Instead she flipped out, and went on a long diatribe about how Lucy Liu looks like the most generic and stereotypical Chinese woman ever, she isn't attractive at all, she doesn't get why people always say she's pretty, on and on.
Anonymous No.211499415
>>211497229
If she had him when she was younger he would be totally screwed, you can't have a mother that hot and not develop a fetish. Luckily she had him later in life via a surrogate so by the time he hits puberty she'll be an auntie.
Anonymous No.211499425
>>211487430
>itโ€™s literally just if /pol/ was turned into a movie character
>slaughters piles of kikes and niggers
>beds chink neighbor of the man whose life he stole
Itโ€™s actually pretty kino.
Anonymous No.211499460 >>211499944 >>211500061 >>211507267
>>211499350
Asian women are funny because if you donโ€™t say theyโ€™re your type they will be disappointed, but if you give them the impression that they are your main type they assume you fetishise them
Anonymous No.211499537 >>211499944
>>211499350
Yeah that's pretty obvious when you look at Asian celebrities, they value softer faces, even for their men. Lucy Liu is pretty by western standards because she's got a nice jaw. Less pretty by Asian standards because she's not white so she just looks common.
Anonymous No.211499571
>>211494577
>You will never see a mutt like zendaya make it on the big screen.
but she did make it big...
Anonymous No.211499583
>>211487405 (OP)
Payback
Anonymous No.211499610
>>211499273
Lucy Liu doesn't even feel Asian to me. Her look is so unusual with the freckles and the lazy eye. I think of her more as a white ginger.
Anonymous No.211499639
>>211487405 (OP)
Rise: Blood Hunter was pretty kino.
Anonymous No.211499695 >>211499840
>>211487430
>Lucky Number Slevin
this and Rise: Blood Hunter (she shows her booba off)
Anonymous No.211499724
>>211496346
it was bad sex, she is so not wanting to be there naked with the dude
Anonymous No.211499743 >>211501283
>>211490449
that zesty fuck? hahahaha
Anonymous No.211499840
>>211499695
Shows off her bubble butt as well. I love it when they get to this age where they are older but want the world to know they still have an incredible body. They do some banger nude scenes around this age, like Thandie Newton in West World.
Anonymous No.211499903
>>211499309
Yes it is.
Anonymous No.211499923 >>211500076 >>211500112 >>211500411
>>211487405 (OP)

> that pic
I would lick every part of those legs. You don't understand, I mean that I would tell her to sit on the couch, stretch out her legs, and ensure with direct observation that my tongue felt the stubble on every single pore on her legs. From my personal experience, it's the skinnier segment of the leg between the calf and the ankle that has the most stubble because it's the most awkward and/or neglected part to shave for them, and is therefore most enjoyable to lick. I'm not a footfag, but I would kiss her feet and suck her toes (if she she had knee or thigh length boots I would tell her to wear those so I could kiss and lick them like a good boy), and then I would check her panties for wet spots and bury my face in them without taking them off.

>>211494046

Please don't say that kind of stuff on the thread. I just got done with a multi-week streak of gooning sessions of amateur castings of Japanese mature women, I don't think I need to relapse again. Older Chinese women can be so sweet to their boytoys, I felt so alive around the one I knew. They repress emotions a good bit, but oh boy when you draw the animal inside out from them, they're like spergs that don't know social convention and just feast on you

>>211499350

I had that same experience, a girl asked I was talking to from mainland China for a while asked which actresses I knew, she also said Chinese women don't get why Westerners think she's hot. They like the porcelain-faced doll looking girls, they easily get jealous of Korean girls because of their plastic surgery.
Anonymous No.211499944 >>211500061
>>211499460
Yeah, women's brains are unfortunately 90% doublethink. I wasn't gunning for the girl in the blogpost, or else I wouldn't have mentioned Liu. Like you say, it sets them up to feel disappointed and worthless. Later you can imply attraction to them and they'll suddenly feel special for standing out both from their usual competition and from your usual type, which is how they all want to perceived.
>>211499537
>they value softer faces
Very true
Anonymous No.211500061 >>211500377 >>211500383
>>211499460
>>211499944

There are a few times when I've admitted to Asian girls that I fetishized them, it can make things a bit icy lol. To be fair, if a girl I liked told me they fetishized my race, I wouldn't know what I would think honestly
Anonymous No.211500076 >>211500791
>>211499923
>amateur castings of Japanese mature women
where?
Anonymous No.211500101
>>211487430
spbp
Anonymous No.211500112 >>211500791
>>211499923
>Japanese mature women
This is my fetish as well, glad I'm not alone. Here is one of my favorites.
https://thisav2.com/dm16/en/ure-103-uncensored-leak
Anonymous No.211500377 >>211501325
>>211500061
>I wouldn't know what I would think honestly
it's not hard to imagine why that would be weird to hear and not serve as a turn on. You'd instantly wonder if they like you for being you or if they just wanted to fuck a guy of your racial group. You stop being a person and instantly become an object, some racial dildo.
Anonymous No.211500383 >>211500997 >>211501325
>>211500061
They don't like it outside of sex, but during sex most will really get off on race play. Say "big white dick" and "tight Asian pussy" a few times and they will almost always start to orgasm. We're all people after all, the same stuff that gets you off will get them off too when they're aroused, women are not immune.
Anonymous No.211500411 >>211501325
>>211499923
Anonymous No.211500439
>>211494083
why does she look like beta ray bill?
Anonymous No.211500445
>>211490054
>>211497822
>Asian with freckles and a nice ass.
I get it now. Lucy really is built for big white cock.

>>211497229
Consider yourself lucky.
Anonymous No.211500684
Cypher and Charlie's Angels
Anonymous No.211500791 >>211500905
>>211500076

Here's my suggestion anyway: Start with a video like this one:

> [H0930-ori1318] ๅฎ‰ๆฑŸๅ…ฌๅญ Kimiko Yasue - JAV
https://xfantazy.com/video/62c536d313dbbc05e430131c

You'll notice that they have an alphanumeric code like H0930-ori1318 (pic related). The first part of the code before the hyphen is the studio which made the video, and the second part is the catalogue number (like all JAV). There are certain Japanese studios which feature uncensored amateur mature casting films, I've noticed that H0930, C0930, 1Pondo, Pacopacomama, and Caribbeancom do these among others. The woman will often have 1-3 full-length videos. Look up the code on google and you can generally find them. If you need more help with it, talk to the sirs at /jav/ in /jp/:

>>>/jp/49570511

They call older models "hags" and their connoisseurs "hagchads". Usually they seem to watch the more professional models who are often censored though

>>211500112

Thanks, I'll take a look
Anonymous No.211500905 >>211501162 >>211501477
>>211500791
Well it's not my fault if the professional hag movies are usually the most /tv/.
Anonymous No.211500997
>>211500383
>We're all people after all, women are not immune
Guys often forget this. She's fully aware of the racial sexual dynamic same as you. A lot of Asian women fetishize sex with white guys almost exactly the same way many white guys fetishize sex with Asian women. They want an enormous white guy with an enormous dick who's sex crazed and constantly "taking them", to fulfill their head canon. Even if your dick was only average same as her Asian ex boyfriends, when she tells her friends about what it was like being with you she's going to say how big you were, how it barely fit, how she's hooked on that size now.
Anonymous No.211501035 >>211501134 >>211501283
>>211490449
ruined
Anonymous No.211501103
>>211492981
Never post my wife in this place again you fuck
Anonymous No.211501134
>>211501035
look at some of the white men she's been spotted dating young Taye Diggs was one of her better picks.
Anonymous No.211501162 >>211501378 >>211501477
>>211500905
God damn I want to marry a "used up" older JAV star. Honestly can't think of anything hotter than my wife being an "old whore".
Anonymous No.211501167 >>211501369 >>211501418
I have to jack off after reading this thread
Anonymous No.211501220
Someone mentioned Payback. I watched the directors cut recently and man I like that movie.

But she didnโ€™t make Payback or Kill Bill. Has she actually directed any movie?
Anonymous No.211501274 >>211501380 >>211501592 >>211501653 >>211503768 >>211503906
>>211494577
Zendaya is extremely hot even by chink standards desu
Anonymous No.211501283
>>211490449
>>211499743
>>211501035
He's black so as usual for his people he tries to make people think he fucked her even though she cock blocked him. Neither of them were single at the time and probably both their spouses were in the car with them, which of course he leaves out.
>>211498242
Anonymous No.211501325 >>211501447
>>211500377

That's true

>>211500383

> They don't like it outside of sex, but during sex most will really get off on race play

The Chinese (Taiwanese really) girl I slept with was a grad student who was my classmate. She was 31 and I was 28 at the time, she was a shyer very petite introverted girl, not the prettiest but had her own look. She said she didn't want to be in a relationship and even suggested that I find a younger girl to spend time with at the beginning and not waste my time if I wanted something serious. She would often ask if I liked other girls in our program, and when I finally admitted to her once that I had a crush on an Asian girl in our class and that I had a fetish for older Asian women, she would tease me in a nice way about my feelings for her, say her name at random times to fuck with me. When we got into it, for some reason I called her mamasan (a common nickname for the older Asian madam of a brothel), she started getting into it in an unexpected way, asking me while fucking if things about her own body reminded me of my crush. I was confused and decided to roll with it, then I told her how I would be her best customer as a mamasan, how I would ravish all the girls in her brothel, told how it would be to fuck my crush, and how my lust would not end with the crush and I would drag the mamasan into a room and have my way with her, then spend the night with her instead of the one I liked because I was thinking of her while I was fucking my crush. She even called herself my mamasan when we would cuddle. She had a lot of sadness inside, but that's another story, it probably played into it

>>211500411

C-c'mon now... o///////o
Anonymous No.211501363
Ally McBeal.
Oh "good", nope.
Not a film either, I just wanted to shit on that awful show.
Anonymous No.211501369 >>211501463 >>211504473
>>211501167
It's the legs for me. A god damn perfect pair.
Anonymous No.211501378 >>211501694
>>211501162
It probably wouldnโ€™t be hot once the jealousy sets in and youโ€™re wife no longer is interested in sex and you lay beside her awake and horny while she is asleep and all you can think about is how she did crazy shit on camera for years but wonโ€™t even give you a courtesy fuck or bj and youโ€™re lucky if you get action once every week or two.

It would be cool if in this scenario you had the balls to eventually start watching her in a bukkake or gangbang or something humiliating while she is right beside you. Just nonchalantly watch her getting coated in jizz and start jerking off and hissing under your breath โ€œwhat a fucking dumb whoreโ€ and pretending she isnโ€™t seeing and hearing you.
Anonymous No.211501380
>>211501274
Anonymous No.211501418 >>211501525 >>211502003 >>211502878
>>211501167
It dangerous out there, take this
https://thisav2.com/en/juq-107-english-subtitle

>Japanese company man gets tricked into letting his wife pose nude for a bunch of horny sex pests.
Anonymous No.211501447
>>211501325
Anonymous No.211501463
>>211501369
Her face especially her eyes (left eye particularly) looks jacked. Plus old broad hands and those legs arenโ€™t great
Anonymous No.211501477 >>211501696
>>211500905
>>211501162

I feel you sir, I feel you... there's something about an older Asian woman, a hidden libido, a gentleness, a certain kind of femininity that is addictive to me. I've never felt that with girls my age or younger, it's probably not healthy to yearn for. I know it's probably some Jungian archetype bullshit
Anonymous No.211501525 >>211501900
>>211501418
Hey I like that series.
Anonymous No.211501592
>>211501274
>Zendaya is extremely hot even by chink standards desu
hahahaha ohh hahahahahhaah
Anonymous No.211501604
Anonymous No.211501653
>>211501274
>Zendaya is extremely ho
lmao no
Anonymous No.211501694 >>211505222
>>211501378
Yeah porn stars are usually burned out on sex, when they get married they just want to read in bed every night. They rarely still get horny.
Anonymous No.211501696 >>211501759 >>211502532 >>211502783 >>211502810 >>211504551
>>211501477
There's definitely something Freudian about mature japanese women. I yearn for the comfort of a wise older female figure handling the family's day-to-day affairs because his young husband is too immature to know what's good for him. See you on TIV sir.
Anonymous No.211501759
>>211501696

Same, happy hunting, what's the code on this one by the way, are there English subs?
Anonymous No.211501900 >>211502878 >>211502903
>>211501525
Same. Love watching the husband squirm as the wife slowly shows more and more of her body. My only complaint is it sometimes cuts to the sex too quickly. They have corrected it in recent releases though.
https://thisav2.com/dm2/en/jul-846-english-subtitle
Anonymous No.211502003
>>211501418
Bless you.
Anonymous No.211502532
>>211501696
Oh my goodness
Anonymous No.211502783
>>211501696
lmfao look at that ghoul
Anonymous No.211502810
>>211501696
Whats TIV o_o? Also.. Asian women are my weakness that and Tomboys.
Anonymous No.211502878
>>211501418
>>211501900
These are great, cinema
Anonymous No.211502903
>>211501900
>Love watching the husband
Anonymous No.211502945 >>211502969
I never got the appeal. I have chronic yellow fever BTW, married a Chinese girl
Anonymous No.211502969
>>211502945
Tfw. Owo grats
Anonymous No.211503169 >>211503437
You know what's worse than having Yellow Fever?
Having Yellow Fever while being brown...
Anonymous No.211503307 >>211504972
>>211490449
>some girl had a date with a black dude 23 years ago
>Black boys won!
Are you really this desperate for a win? Were you even born in 2002?
Anonymous No.211503437 >>211503512 >>211503610
>>211503169
I'm brown (Hispanic) and have an attractive non SEA monkey Asian wife.
Anonymous No.211503512 >>211503582
>>211503437
>non SEA monkey Asian
how's that?
Anonymous No.211503582 >>211504144
>>211503512
Han
Anonymous No.211503610
>>211503437
Unfortunately with the introduction of your genes your kids will ostensible be Filipino monkeys. Don't fuck up East Asian genetics unless you are capable of breeding pale hapa ice queens.
Anonymous No.211503768 >>211503906
>>211501274
Lmao nah, chinks would throw rocks at her for having nigger blood
Anonymous No.211503906
>>211501274
>>211503768
I'm married to an Asian and told her she looks like Zendaya, she was NOT happy. She took it as an insult.
Anonymous No.211504144 >>211504792
>>211503582
But then she isn't a monkey Asian. The monkeys are SEA jungle beings by definition.
Anonymous No.211504473 >>211504533
>>211501369
This will never not be true.
Anonymous No.211504533 >>211504743
>>211504473
man... 294 replies, and finally a good one
Anonymous No.211504551
>>211501696
Need a name/jav number
Anonymous No.211504740
i deserve to be lucy liu.
Anonymous No.211504743
>>211504533
56 years old and Lucy Liu can still break 300 replies. She really does have white guys wrapped around her finger.
Anonymous No.211504792
>>211504144
Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world
Anonymous No.211504972 >>211505136
>>211503307
anon there are no blacks that post here
these are larping discord troons trying to sow... discord
Anonymous No.211505136 >>211506047
>>211504972
bullshit. /int/ has some proven african americans, a brazilian blackcell, candadian mullatina and some somali.
Anonymous No.211505222 >>211506667
>>211501694
All wives lose at least some interest in sex but it would be terrible if your wife also had a history of doing acts of debauchery with thousands of men and youโ€™re laying beside her with blue balls wondering what the fuck happened.

I remember reading at least a few pornstars saying that when they had sex outside of work they sometimes wondered why they were doing it for free. It became such a transactional experience that subconsciously it became irrelevant outside of a monetary value system. Thatโ€™s pretty sad to think about but Iโ€™m sure OF broads think โ€œwhy masturbate or have sex without a camera recording it?โ€ after a while. It is like working for free all of a sudden.

Still it would be nice to have a wife who is at least capability of doing crazy porn stuff. My wife has tried some interesting things on my behalf but at the end of the day sheโ€™s pretty vanilla.
Anonymous No.211506047
>>211505136
>candadian mullatina
Anonymous No.211506149
>>211494284
>seething
Wrong girl, jackass. That girl is horny for her. The girl to her right with the black hair is jealous.
Anonymous No.211506390
>>211487405 (OP) Fuck Kill Bill. She is kino in that Slevin movie.
Anonymous No.211506601
>>211487405 (OP)
that bond film
Anonymous No.211506667 >>211508413
>>211505222
>sheโ€™s pretty vanilla
Almost all women are, all the kinky shit you see women doing is either because their husband/boyfriend persuaded them to, or because some Jew is paying them to. Except for shopping women pretty much don't do anything from their own desire, they are basically already AI sex dolls.
Anonymous No.211506735
>>211489829
Nah their feet are pretty cute. Depends tho, I remember the mother I fucked from Madagascar had the smallest and cutest feet, I would suck her toes all the time and she would cum over my cock
Anonymous No.211506745
>>211490970
What kind of comeback is that? "No u" in 2025 with some ai slop photo. Sorry that I challenged you, yellow fever faggot.
Anonymous No.211506789
>>211490449
That dude is a literal homo you fucking retard
Anonymous No.211506808
>>211495329
this picture is me but reverse the ages, I got my shit together into my 30s
Anonymous No.211506938
>>211495118
Nigger don't look up white women in their 50s. Literal zombies, hell even Emma Watson and Co look like ghouls before hitting 35
Anonymous No.211507023
>>211494197
Some black women have tight pussies that is true, cause black penis is not big (contrary to the countless SELF REPORTED DICK SIZE REPORTS FROM AFRICA). Asian penis is not big either but body wise Asian women are thinner and have less of a thigh gap.
Anonymous No.211507072
>>211495182
RETARD. Western women hate western men.
Anonymous No.211507079
dont mind me just downloading memes
Anonymous No.211507111
>>211496094
Yum
Anonymous No.211507166
56 year old Liu, or 33 year old Sawai. No, you can't have both.
Anonymous No.211507180
>>211499034
Asians hate niggers you didn't know? Be it American or Chinese, it's innate. It's literally the opposite of Asian beauty standards (pale as porcelain and pointy and slim face traits)
Anonymous No.211507267
>>211499460
If you're a Chad they don't care, they even get off being fethishised. Go on gif and check wmaf threads, every single Asian woman cream their pants
Anonymous No.211507285
SHE FUCKS GHOSTS!!
Anonymous No.211507484
T
Anonymous No.211508413 >>211508932
>>211506667
Youโ€™re right. I think I confuse reality with fantasy and oils like to imagine a gf or wife who likes kinky porn stuff but thatโ€™s very rare and those that do are probably basket cases with personality issues.
Anonymous No.211508932
>>211508413
>thatโ€™s very rare and those that do are probably basket cases with personality issues.
Exactly. There are a few women who are genuinely sex crazed, but in most cases it's because they were molested or something as a kid and have a mental disorder. A woman who's as dick crazed as a gay man and it isn't because of some childhood trauma, is incredibly rare.
Anonymous No.211509059
>>211487487
Who do you think Lucy Liu is?