seeing double edition
>/ftl/ News:โข Freddy rung the beef bell for beer.
โข Fucking New York City I don't give a fuck.
โข Aryeh stole Angie's giant bear.
โข Damiel showed up for dinner and does NOT like garlic.
โข Rachel lost another 200 Fishbucks for deadnaming Jason.
โข Freddy wrote a movie script about alien skaters who smoke Ayahuasca.
โข Angie cried while looking for the photos.
โข Daniel stole Angies photos of her and her bf. He promised not to rip them.
โข Challenge: Comedy Sketch
โข Conversation scenes were filmed.
โข Challenge: Dress To Impress (Winner: Rachel)
โข Jet has ruled that breaking things is NOT a Day 2 activity.
โข Fans sent "Smash it!" TTS to Aryeh and Angie to break the dresser, causing Ben to come up and yell "Cringe!" at them.
โข Ellie mogs
โข Freddy mogs.
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>>211486720
this is the ultimate orgy
Damn I was about to bake again, good thing I checked the catalogue
>>211489037 (OP)You may not like it, but Jin is /ftl/ incarnate. Far more than Cole ever could be
>>211489052of ultimate tankery
Arye and Rachel are deadweight at this point.
arye needs a character arc
>>211489072This, but with Sam and Jet
>>211489072rachel is hard carrying. look past the lard and the cringe brother.
>>211489061>perverted loser simp with no friendsYeah he does describe (you) better. Neither are like me
>>211489083laughing at the fatty at the tts was a good ass arc
>>211489057>>211489037 (OP)But in the next thread can you fix the links to the fishtank site and the archive, they're not clickable right now. Should be these:
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://www.fishtank.live/archive
>>211489083he's already jumped the shark , he's basically just a wholesome chungus clown atp
>>211489037 (OP)Why did Goran decide his aesthetic is going to be "Jet Schrute"?
>>211489067they are good women
>>211489096rachel will be gone in a day or 2 did you not see her yesterday crying over nothing
>>211489098Freddy is the first fish that's been anything like me.
Yโall wanna play some hangman?
>>211489096She ruined freddykino. But then caused the late night lionfish story by keeping him awake
>>211489098You and I know that's not true man
>>211489114he is alex b lite change your ways now
>>211489113I would like to see her+Fatty just because I think it would be painful.
>>211489061Yeah the gooner type not the shooter type like cole
>>211489128disgraced soviet civil servant core
>>211489113if thatโs the case, youโll immediately see the difference. it just sucks because most people i know that know about the show but havenโt watched yet are always expecting someone like her to be on but it seems like the general viewership wanted her dead immediately. i donโt know how you guys arenโt seeing the potential. same could be said for arye but heโs more of a side character currently.
>>211489133She should be kept in b3 the entire show and have to be fed and taken care of by the other fish. They have to take shifts to remove her slops from the room
>>211489067She seems really nice in all fairness. Likely a front but it's convincing.
>>211489119tit for tat as they say
>>211489131drinkin, working in kitchens, and hitting our heads isn't something guys like Freddy and I can just change.
>>211489159this audience just want to goon and self-insert
>>211489113she's not gonna leave as long as the wiggers keep coddling her she wants to join them so bad
First age of fishtank mogs
First Age
>S1, S2, Bloodgames
Second age
>The Cell, Bitchtank, S3
Third age
S4, Bloodgames 2, ???
>>211489159the wiggers are already sick of giving her special treatment after a couple of days she is disabled from obesity and mentally fucked up its either boring coddle tank until she leaved on her own or she gets treated equally and is gone sooner with maybe some funny content
>i wived a weewy pwivwiged wife
>>211489159The average FTL viewer is braindead and wants all content removed as soon as possible. It's why complete nontent always skates by, from Josie to TJ.
>>211489159most people that would want someone like Rachel aren't actually watching and having to listen to her.
>>211489214>Dexter's sister, but Asian
>>211489169that would be great. like she's a part of the house.
>>211489061im more of a daniel
>>211489128>I need this to ejaculate inside me for seven days in a row while I have a loving boyfriend at home in Kansas!-Claire
>>211489205the only way she stays is by being coddled which is gay and boring
i want her to not be coddled and to get kicked after her 3rd panic attack crying shouting session in a day when the wiggers cant take another second
>>211489179>working in kitchensyou're gonna od on something
>>211489180thatโs this sorry excuse portion of the audience. keep in mind that thereโs a good deal of viewers that arenโt commenting or posting because itโs naturally a shameful act. itโs like commenting on a youtube video, theyโre not super invested and just look for entertainment.
>>211489191Third age has potential. too soon to tell.
>>211489159>watched yet are always expecting someone like her to be on but it seems like the general viewership wanted her dead immediately.I thought this was about angie, which i want gone just because i know the wiggers will keep her around because they want to fuck her
>>211489221the serial killer or child prodigy?
>>211489233comes with the territory. now how do you want your eggs?
this is what will happen to ellie heads
>>211489200theyโre not sick of her, theyโre loving this
>>211489205not true, the โaverageโ viewer has smarter sensibilities of what makes a good show than anyone on here can fantasize about.
>>211489208wrong, they can see the potential for comedy.
>>211489264Nathan Fielder (special ed version)
>Switch to Season 2 house and have the Judge return after Week 2
>Switch to Season 3 house and have Jeremy return and bring in new Famous House people after Week 3 or 4
>Switch to new Season 4 house for remainder and have a new character and new rules
Kino?
when did you realize that S2 was peak Fishtank?
>>211489276Thanks mints. Your shift about to end?
>>211489251we have to stop with this stupid bit just because jet fucked claire and abi
>>211489284It has Summer so of course it is
>>211489303And josie and letty and most likely tay
>>211489296kill yourself. i wouldnโt have even attempted to stop freddy last night.
>>211489315>and most likely tayThat's fucking disgusting. Who would fuck that vile, ugly thing?
guys i'm FAT i'm like really really obese i'm such a fat bitch send me a cow costume
>>211489303Why stop? They kept binx around the whole time just because jet and maejok were in love. The wigger favoritism and shitty fishtoys will be the death of the show
was letty the only genuine footslut on fishtank?
she shows her feet often on her kick streams
i doubt we will ever see a footslut again since jet instructs the girls to keep their socks on at all times
>>211489284when a brick fell on my head and i got permanent brain damage
>>211489284bring back the themes
>>211489328Jet is not a picky eater
>>211489315itโs not even funny anymore because of how crazy people get over this bit
>>211489328>Who would fuck that vile, ugly thing?You speaking about jet or tay?
They should bring back the ad screens from bitchtank.
>>211489284I hate that I have a crush on Tayleigh
This season just goes to show how S3 ruined Fishtank. Notice how likable and cool the S2 cast was despite also being made up of fans now compare it to how unlikable these S3 fans are that they cast in S4.
Will God send me to hell if I beat off to a sleeping Ellie?
>No more Letty or Claire type stuff
Wdtmbt?
>>211489365Too much work to aprove what images could be posted
>>211489365umm that sounds like work
>>211489368>I hate that I have a crush on Tayleighshe gave frank hassle her fresh underwear and it turned her on
>>211489375s3 has little to do with that
>>211489037 (OP)Just got back from my night shift.
Before I went to sleep the last thing I saw was what I assume was most of the simp session.
Were any of the comedy sketches good?
What else did I miss yesterday/last night?
The news in the OP seems uninformative/boring did Nothing Happen?
>>211489336itโs pointless and gay. understand that i never cared for binx and even cringe typing that moniker, but the narrative around her was just as gay, convoluted, and confusing as the wigger fucking every girl bit.
>>211489375who does this apply to other than rachel
could see any of the others on s2
>>211489375>Notice how likable and cool the S2 cast was
>>211489351how is it a bit? production fucks the contestants, it's not a well kept secret, and it's not an isolated instance.
>>211489400freddy was given alcohol and he larped as jeff
>>211489400>Were any of the comedy sketches good?Freddy made real kino and was also kicked around by sam
>>211489400https://x.com/SeanDSarcasm_/status/1934065803034251657
S2 was so good that it has to be forced into discussion inorganically in every thread
>>211489078what a freak lmao he did this multiple times, but i still respect him for calling tayleigh an ugly bitch with a trash personality
>>211489425what was he trying to do here
ive lost all interest in the show, i suspected this might happen after s3 but i thought it would be me just losing interest not the quality of show declining rapidly
>>211489437this is basically S2 2.0 but in the 1.0 house
That half asian pedophile guy is out of his bed but I can't find him on the cams
>>211489424That's unironically a sketch Sam would write kek
>>211489442>calling tayleigh an ugly bitch with a trash personalityhahaha for real?
>>211489354we know who would fuck him doe
>>211489284i knew it was special right away, just not that it was the best pure fishtank weโd ever grt
>>211489453I'd like to subscribe to your blog!
>>211489221Holy shit I see it
>>211489415itโs a bit. iโm not playing this retarded game with you. just the fact that you people will hang on any crumb of โinformationโ that serves your narrative already shows how dishonest you are. like itโll bounce anywhere from consensual to drugged and raped. just silly.
>>211489425>watch out theres like feet all over the place
>>211489442wtf I didn't know Jin was based
so did rachel finger freddy
>>211489465tayleigh was into sam not jet
>>211489409>he didnt like Jimmy rambling about 4chan memes from 2016 for hours on end
>>211489468i waste so much time and energy thinking about this fucking show
tomg
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SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND
>>21148937580% of s2 cast were rachels what the fuck are you on about
>>211489442take that back
>>211489463fr fr he did it at the end of the first day, he was talking with daniel about past fish
>>211489493Not as much as I waste reading your posts!
This season feels like Halo 4.
>>211489442https://x.com/you_effo/status/1934109941716943158
i thought the whole point of season 4 was getting contestants who know the show so that they can be pushed to the limits and not leave day 1
its day 3 and the most thats happened so far is freddy putting sam in a self defence situation and getting himself kicked in the head
one of the cows gave birth???????
>>211489486The rape was interrupted by lifeguard ben
how does this shit work? they have all just flat lined?
Wish josie had shown us her feet before she quit streaming and got a bf
>>211489442i would be all-ining jin stock rn if i was a retarded subhuman that gives the wigger money
>>211489375>Notice how likable and cool the S2 cast was
>>211489495Whatโs tommy up to
>>211489497she was looking pretty good by the end
>>211489509the point of using fans is grooming the groupie girls
>>211489509they can't be arsed to actually run the show
the fish need tardwrangling so bad
>>211489517The markets close until the wiggers wake up
>>211489474well youre wrong
>>211489526God only knows the way it's gonna be
>>211489509it's a 6 week show. we're supposed to be getting to know the fish right now.
>>211489509its not just that, where is the energy? sam looks like hes just going through the motions
>>211489375Cockbuddy... LORE
I CONSENT
>>211489509Dude we had closet piss and icky pukers on night 1. Relax
>>211489513that's too bad freddy woulda deserved it
>>211489508She was 100% into it
post best sam reaction faces
Reminder that Jimmy cried when he heard that Abi was joining Bloodgames
>>211489549thatโs bloodgames, totally different dynamic
What happens if something kicks off during the night while production is asleep?
all you asian women lurking, you could have just married me and then I wouldn't be stuck getting butterflies whenever ellie's leg moves despite her being too young for me
you wouldn't even have to be attractive - i'm not
They're so fucking technically incompetent. I wanted to do the prediction thing but they don't know how to use crypto so they just ask for permission to empty my entire wallet and hope I trust them not to.
Will /ourgirl/ make it as a right wing grifter?
>>211489575Yeah...haha....
cole was the ted of season 2
>>211489495What glasses does Tommy use? I want them
TJ was the Freddy of Season Vance
I just remembered Luke is there.
>>211489600i'll ask him he does certainly have an eclectic style!
>>211489592>t. former tayjeet
holy shit ellie just farted so fucking loudly god fucking dammit why wasn't I recording
>>211489588She can grift on my right wing if you catch my drift
I went to sleep last night after Fred rang the bell and got beer. Did I miss anything after that?
Please kill this thread and put it out of its misery
>>22805977
>>211489626care to extrapolate?
>>211489623Jokes on you, I was a Tayseether since the panty accusation
jimmy literally talks about beating on people all day and i still trust him more than cole. fuckin creep, dude. the shit with JC, the shit he said about some of the s1 contestants. he's the kind of guy who has more college rapes than credits
>>211489588What is it about hapa girls that is just so hypnotic? I could stare at them all day
There should be a BBC worship fishtoy where when itโs redeemed the Fish has to get on their hands and knees and worship it for 20 seconds
how are they going to top alex b's ogre wife's visit
>>211489640It's like Sam ages 5 years with every season of Fishtank.
>>211489652She said sheโs fully asian yesterday
>>211489638>To infer or estimate by extending or projecting known information
>>211489659Freddy prostitute ex visit
rachel is just one of the guys :)
Why do fags in the chat keep saying Will of D? Is it related to Daniel cosplaying as Zoro?
>>211489664>She said sheโs fully asian yesterdaywhat kind
S3 is the best season simply because of the Alex B and Sam moments. Sam breaking the character over Alex crying after San gave him that shitty necklace and Sam barely containing exploding with laughter might be the funniest thing Sam has ever been involved with.
>>211489651What's AB's take on Burt? Dead silence?
>>211489652Most of them look like weird mutts. They also know this is true intrinsically and lack any sense of racial belonging which is why they are crazy.
pisstank.live
8 asian women must compete in various bladder holding or powerpissing competitions with unique gimmicks held every day or two and in the meantime all of the rooms and the toilet have cams
>>211489679Yes
https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Will_of_D.
buy jin before he moons today
hold dan
fred may go up if more drinking happens
>>211489683her last name is moon which is korean
she is an exchange school in san diego
>>211489688loved it when he cried and begged for forgiveness after saying the no no word and then cheered right up when he was rewarded for it
>>211489709I know what it is but why is it being spammed as a meme?
>>211489721There was a TTS that said Daniel should follow the will of D so he kept repeating it and itโs now become his thing.
>>211489716an entire school mind you
why do people say AB is a girl? is that not his voice doing the narration. am i retarded
>>211489721the chat has always been retarded
>>211489738no that's his real, natural voice
>>211489345Continues to blow my mind that they didn't realize they caught Lightning in a Bottle a 2nd time with the Famous House concept, the reveal, and then the reset. All they need to do is just retheme it each season. It's fucking ridiculous. It would be so easy.
>rings the bell
>wiggers too lazy to get up and organize a beef challenge
>>211489738does it sound like a human being to you lol
>>211489738because they're a tranny who tells people they're a girl
>>211489738they use a voice changer
>โข Fans sent "Smash it!" TTS to Aryeh and Angie to break the dresser, causing Ben to come up and yell "Cringe!" at them.
had to stop watching here. It was so embarrassing. She's trying way too hard, but honestly it's the producers fault for bringing on only fans of the show.
cast is shit. not a single good character. shut it down. swatting this shit show. good job jet.
>>211489688It would be the best season even without any of the peaks. The first minutes with G are better than anything fishtank did before.
has the "socks off" spam always been like this in previous seasons?
its becoming a bit, which is ironic since there is more focus on feet than if the girls were naturally barefoot
jet intended for this btw
>the golem ate the danger chicken
whys this bitch making a big deal out of eating leftovers
i miss the lobster dinner bitch i can't believe they didn't make the others watch as she ate caviar
wow this extremely basic explanation of FUCKING BOTULISM is crazy content
why is this guy a retard
>>211489776He rang the beer bell
where are the rachel billboards
>>211489802I thought Jin was the pedo
I haven't watched before a bit yesterday though so maybe I missed something
>>211489763they really dropped the ball
>>211489461Sam is enamored by Freddy but wishes he could gutpunch the energy out of him
>>211489812>>211489776I'm guessing this is supposed to be a "content" way of resolving boring interpersonal dramas?
Anyone remember "Do you promise" posting?
Thanks for all the anons calling out AB for being a chick in the comments of the first recap yesterday
>>211489825Even if there is 1 person in each season that knows about fishtank and the concept, that snuck in, whatever, it's 1 out of 12.
tfw ellie is a rich korean girl who goes to a prestigious 50% asian highschool in california but still decides to go on fishtank
i feel sorry for all fathers who have daughters in the current year, its truly over
>>211489824Heโs a massive gooner and perv like the average jap male
How disappointed is Sam in how Fishtank has turned out? He definitely wanted it to be a high minded profound artist guy thing, and now it's just a silly dorky generic meaningless gameshow
>>211489861raising a daughter is the ultimate cuck move
>>211489855i still don't get what the fishbuck penalties are or how the contestants use fish bucks when viewers also spend fish bucks to give them stuff
which in the viewer case I'm sure are just dollar conversions of some kind
>>211489763Trvke. Sam plays a character with Gay Ben each season too. It's really that simple.
>>211489868>high mindedwhy is he trying to make everyone puke for him all the time
>>211489861her moms a crackwhore.
>>211489688The season crashed hard later on but the first half was great
Merry
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>>211489867sure but that doesn't mean he has taste
>>211489861Says the fishtank fan. Sheโs been fine so far compared to the other sluts
>>211489875what do you not understand
>>211489763too much work for something too little reward. they make no money while famous house is happening. also finding contestants that don't know will become an increasingly difficult task
>>211489868he gets to make tons of money off faggots and destroy people like rachel to get paid
why would he be disappointed?
>>211489886>her moms a crackwhore.no that was a bit to troll sam
you cannot get in that kind of school with broke crackhead parents
abbo whore accidentally freaked out the gentlejewgiant about food poisoning, i feel like hes actually quite worried about that chicken. poor fella
>>211489861Small white penis
>>211489861>prestigious highschool It's a public school and she's been held back a year
surely on day 3 this season will get better :)
>>211489868Not really, when he talked about the idea before S1 it was icky pukers hell house.
>>211489875they get cash for their fishbucks when they leave. each one is $100
>>211489900>what the fishbuck penalties are or how the contestants use fish bucks when viewers also spend fish bucks to give them stuff
>>211489857i agree, its also a huge liability having normies but the payoff is so much greater. im bored shitless watching this current season
>>211489910why couldnt you have a father thats a doctor and puts you in a good school and a mother thats a schizo junkie
it genuinely explains what shes doing on the show
>>211489910She has a step mom. I believe her. Her crack mom story was in her intro too
>>211489917someone needs to rip ass into the hogs cpap machine asap
>>211489875fishbuck penalties are a new thing that they deduct from rachel when she uses jasonโs real name. fishbucks are cash prizes that the fish win inside the tank nothing to do with fishtokens the audience buys on the site.
>>211489868they were literally going to call it Hell House originally.
>>211489917Every season starts slow
>>211489925fishbucks are contestant currency worth $100 each that get paid out when they leave the house
fishtokens are what viewers use to send tts, buy stox and send fishtoys to contestants
>>211489907yet they easily found loads of wannabe influencers for fh2 (and then just kicked them out when le hell house started calming down because everyone was too afraid of getting kicked out because they made it a popularity contest and also couldnt be arsed to make any fun challenges)
>>211489929she went into detail about her mom being a schizophrenic and her childhood being good until she was 12 then being fucked up to rachel yesterday
if its all a ruse its convincing and i dont really see what the payout for it would be
>>211489942yeah this one's starting faster than normal, and i don't even remember all their names yet
>>211489923so the fat bitch lost $20,000 for "deadnaming" the tranny narrator?
Also when someone buys someone something do the fishbucks they spend get transferred to them?
Just how big are these paypigs?
>>211489934thanks
>>211489936we don't post selfies here esl
>>211489907If they don't send FISHTANK LLC emails to the contestants like they accidentally did with S3, it will probably be fine. As for the money, they can introduce something where viewers can pay to lock or unlock rooms or sections of the house. They could go back to that S1 idea of raising or lowering the temps. Make contestants do something fear factor-y. This is before they introduce the "AI" each season. I mean they have months and months to figure this out.
>>211489861She has a better life than 95% of the audience who are average 40 and unemployed.
I hope rachel is the first to go, massive energy vampire
The fredster likes the strokes.
Me 2
what the hell is Jin doing
>>211489926This. It's way more interesting to watch them either become fans or haters of Sam and the crew
is there a good x account providing transcripts of their late night conversations?
>>211489926Having these S4 guys already calling each other "you're just Letty plus Josie" or "you're trying to be Jimmy!" It's so cringe.
>>211489951Itโs not jimmytards always think attractive women are lying 24/7
Dirench reminds me of the Exorcist girl
>>211489955>POST ELLIE NUDESits on the discord channels she goes on, she sold nudes to some groomers
they are all most likely underage so you will be probably put on a watchlist
and no im not leaking them lmao
>>211489978This time they can't accuse her of being a mormon since she's not blonde though.
when does turbo show up?
when does turbo show up?
when does turbo show up?
>>211489953>Also when someone buys someone something do the fishbucks they spend get transferred to them?are you serious? fuck no dude, jet pockets every $500 spend on a cheap plushie.
>>211489953fans don't spend fishbucks. they spend tokens which are entirely separate from fishbucks. fans can only give fish snacks, plushies, roses, etc
How do we activate the golem?
Who is Ferenc having sex with first?
>>211489953>when someone buys someone something do the fishbucks they spend get transferred to them?one of the most retarded posts i've seen on /ftl/ for several reasons
>>211489986I checked every discord in history and none of them have posts.
>ppv has a big ascii picture of sam and marky in the html source
>>211489986Stop pushing this obvious bs
>>211489968on top of that, having a better quality people around upped the quality of the show. for all of burt and alex's degeneracy, you had luke to bounce off it. it made it far less depressing. having a ground of broken people be broken together brings the energy down
>first woman to show bare feet is rachel
shut it down
>>211489954raising and lowering the temp is a stupid idea. they'd have to leave the heat on for hours to to make any difference. fishtank is fine. just let it be fishtank.
>>211489961Here is the order I want them to leave:
Rachel
Room 3 guy whose name I don't think anyone has ever remembered and who I barely remember saying or doing anything other than wearing a bra despite not being labelled a quiet/nontent one
Jin
Aryen
Drench
Autism guy room 4
Autism girl room 4
I want ellie to stay in the crystal forever
>>211489593are you fully insane?
>>211490009>>211490011you have to dm the people in the channels its not posted publicly dumbfucks
i will tell you this much, she used to have blonde hair
Oh my lucky stars I canโt wait to watch cucumberfeetโs recap followed by ABโs on the official channel
daniel finally overtook aryeh
>>211490035>I want le nontent to stay until the endThis is why simps need to be executed
>>211489975Big Brother contestants talk about past contestants all the time. Evolutions like that or going in with specific strats are inevitable.
>>211490015>>211489999Aryeh is a virgin who is physically incapable of tying his shoes, his dick probably doesn't even work
Direnc definitely wants Sam but will end up with a lower level wigger, probably more than one
who is arye's fav steven universe character
>>211490034Put a heater inside a room and keep them in there. Famous House concept is by far the best idea they've had. The wigger crew can think for a month on how to monetize the first third of Famous House.
>>211490010For how much they hate on Sam and jet do they realize that theyโre making them money in the long run?
>>211490035save the picture its not that hard
>>211490049Wow thanks for that super helpful hint. So I just need to dm 1 million users and I'll eventually get her nudes.
What is the origin of "are you fully insane"
>>211490053daniel is astroturfed. it's all gonna come crashing down
>>211490060I'm afraid it is actually fags who need to be executed
None of you even know what the "content" is you just neuron react mindlessly about day 2 not being a big breakdown
>>211490046What day was this again? Must have been first few days right
i want rachel to suffer she can't leave first
>>211489267kiri kiri kiri
>>211489986>groomers>underageso shes being "groomed" by people younger than her? are you retarded anon?
>>211490061Having non fans fixes this
>>211490084dan is the puppet master
>>211490064>Put a heater inside a room and keep them in there>but also somehow be Famous House
>>211489509Have zoom zooms never heard of the terminology of slowly boiling a frog?
You don't want people going full speed on day 2 you dopamine stunted git
sam hyde is a *wobble wobble*
>>211490072it didn't exist last thread I was in, you guys didn't have all the headshots even
i know it may shock you that not everyone who posts actually watches around the clock kek
>>211490053As soon as this little nerd gets pressed he will crash out like cole
>>211489424The punchline is Hydesque. Fred should be his prodigy.
>>211490096they are saying the nudes are likely from when she was under 18
>>211490084he has the gay sex offender phenotype
>>211489875A fishbuck is a 10x leveraged derivative contract, in case of a liquidation event they have the right to garnish your wages or put a lien on your assets like your house.
>>211490097having fans is fine
>>211490105He owned Sam on day 2.
Iโm a Fredfucker from day 1.
Simple as.
>>211490111i was the retarded one all along
>>211489509This is the quickest escalation we ever had. Probably only topped by Bur jerking off on cam nonstop.
>>211490114for me it's VOO
>>211490102"The airlock is broken after you coming back in from a space lock. It will be fixed in 1 hour. Until then, the heater in the airlock will be on." Figure it out. They have months to decide on what to do or how to monetize.
I was only half paying attention. Did aryel not know how to make scrambled eggs until just now?
>>211490105the fuckin romans
and we we're like "yeah"
aryeh and drench egg cooking comfy
>>211490085Content is doing something, not being quiet and doing absolutely nothing. It's okay to admit you're a brainless simp, embrace it.
Arye and drench are actually like normal people, what is this shit
>>211489652Playing Like a Dragon while watching Fishtank is the Patricians choice
>>211490135future theme works, i'll give ya that
>>211489954They should let viewers pay per hour to keep the bathroom doors locked
It could be expensive
Someone would pay it
Especially if the bathrooms were down a long hallway so the waifus would have to make a dash for it to beat some sicko to the punch of donating for it and waiting the latency to see if she made it before it locked through
there could even be added latency of a few seconds to add drama
not sure how anyone is entertained by the last few days, theres literally no excitement, everything drags
ellie having blonde hair in 2023 was leaked on day 1. so yea if you do find nudes make sure she is blonde otherwise you got scammed
>yfw turkroach waifu will never teach you how to make eggs
Who is the new cameraman?
>>211489868This is probably his most profitable bit.
>>211489738Yes AB is John Benjamin for real
>>211490160sitting still and looking pretty is infinitely better content than Rachel at her "best"
>>211490173shut up and get to know the fish
>>211490185what is up with his head?
>>211490185id rather make a bowl of eggs for ellie
>>211489738Yes you are retarded. It's a bad ai clone of Jon Benjamin
>>211490173I didn't see past seasons and this is exactly what I imagined this shit would be like (which is why I didn't bother watching)
Is it just nostalgia or were the past seasons actually somehow better?
>>211490198he died in a kickboxing match in thailand
>>211490166Another can be, if they do a swamp theme, have a steam room with something stinky inside.
>>211490172I'm sure there is a legality thing about toilets, but anything similar to this yes. These wiggers make tons of money from doing practically no new ideas. They can figure out something.
>>211490185it's like she's his carer kek
>>211489776Yeah rewarding him with beer and not forcing him to do a challenge was extremely gay.
>>211490185so come week 3, are these two gonna do it in room 1 or 2?
>>211490198they don't deserve him
let that shit season crash and burn
Get this thing off the road bruh
>>>/bant/22805977
i thought freddy was gonna escape the house in a day or two when the autistic fishtank shenanigans began but he's fitting right in and he has the narcissist hog to socialize with so he doesn't have to hang out with the autists
>>211490105How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>211490224if hog leaves before him he might struggle
>>211490203its a (mostly) unscripted 24/7 live stream of a bunch of spergs. theres going to be luls and down time, but when funny happens its pretty kino. IMO the clips and such are meaningless because they lack all context, the only way to watch this is nolife it from day 1 or not at all. you could argue the juice isnt worth the squeeze, and id probably agree but keep watching.
is freddy the only person this season with no prior knowledge of fishtank?
>>211490205get adult entertainers (they can't have less personality than the average s4 fish so far) and have them sign an adult entertainment contract to bypass it o algo
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ARYEH BANEPOSTING
the jew is explaining bane posting to the chink
>>211490076>Wow thanks for that super helpful hint. So I just need to dm 1 million users and I'll eventually get her nudes.its like finding a needle in a haystack for tourists. you have to have something to trade them and maybe some crypto
>>211490203they were better, but also you grow attached to the contestants as time go on, they ease a little and get more focused on the game. i usually doompost and don't watch much during the first few days until i find something to get attached to
but frankly s3 was a hit, i got hooked immediately because of burt and the famous house premise
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is this not AB?
>>211490203The appearance of G and Gay Ben in S3 blew any other first day out of the water.
Is it bad that i'd wife the crackwhore? It'd be really easy to keep her in line by bribing her with crack too.
>its a solid solid product
- Goran "The Monster" Rapistovic, Sarajevo's most wanted human trafficker.
>>211490220how is it legal for them to not pay him his prize money?
Ari said he couldn't get into Metal Gear games because he's so autistic he thinks he'd need to beat the NES one first because it's the first game.
>>211490250Yes and no she's just going to leave you for someone that's obviously better if all you have is crack.
>>211490232I mean surely they must be saving all of the raw streams on a hard drive somewhere to release as an overpriced streaming service later on, right?
>>211489492Aryeh has decades of chan memes and obscure political references memorized >
>>211490250its all good until you run out of crack for one day and then she blows a dude to get some crack
>>211490105FUCK BOSTON
NYC IS THE BEST
>>211490259understandable, I jumped in on the 4th one and had no idea what the fuck was going on other than Kojimbles is a fucking loon
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>>211490255They signed the contract out of their own volition, which states they can choose not to pay you anything. It's why Binx was starting to freak out when she remembered it kek
>>211490232>the only way to watch this is nolife it from day 1 or not at allif you only watch between 6 and midnight it seems like you don't miss much
>>211490060Facts, here we go again with the self inserters who insist the full asian korean exchange student and the latinx pickme is HAPA and needs bwc.
Today we will find out the S1/4 house is a holadeck on a Star fleet vessel. Thatโs the twist
>>211490237Endless ideas are possible with the Famous House concept. The main point of the whole FH is to put a mirror up to normies and show that they are all freaks and retards just under the surface.
>>211490282Golem git ye gon
>>211490173Your dopamine centers are burnt out or you are not drinking enough
>>211490292the twist is that there's no twist
>>211490280nobody plays the NES one to know what's going on in Metal Gear Solid.
>>211490084deport ts blud
>>211490243the servers she was in were populated by millions of people and she almost completely used the VC solely. Where would you even begin looking?
>>211490203they werent as predictable, there was energy. peaks and valleys but enough authentic energy that it made it all worth it, then s3 did some truely crazy things, it was nothing like the seasons before and went in a whole new direction
>>211490250She says sheโll have her house paid off in a couple years and then wants to meet a guy. Sheโs delusional
>>211489037 (OP)so far jin's personality is just being a potential rapist
>>211490276yeah they have "episodes" they release when its done, i havent tried watching those but theres just no way to capture everything. so much stuff is also very difficult to edit around. multiple things happening at the same time, you have to pick which cam to watch and have anons in the threads update you on the other stuff. theres going to be a compromise not matter what
>>211490085content is punishing people we dislike not wanting nontent to be coddled to the end like tj or payton
>>211490317>it was nothing like the seasons before and went in a whole new directionit was desperation and a complete lack of planning that led to the decline that was the last 20 days
>>211490281All of the people in this picture found that hilarious
>it's another we pretend s3 was actually good ep
>>211490291simps and paypigs are truly ruining the show but jet cannot help pander to them because they bring in so much money
alex b and burt were the opposite of self insert characters and they just so happened to be the most entertaining
>>211490259The first one is just watching Escape From New York
>>211490250she's only done crack a handful of times. it's just cocaine that you smoke. she's certainly not the biggest cokehead in that house.
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>>211490232>juice isnt worth the squeezeThe juice is most definitely worth the squeeze. Agreed no lifeing it is pretty essential tho + an active Chat for extra funny comments or the chatters telling you what room to goto when director cam is offline or lazy
>>211490328I want to end up with Payton
>>211490307>nes onemy brotha, you need to play the msx ones instead
mg1 is for all intents and purposes the exact same on nes and msx but 2: solid snake on msx is a fucking great game
>>211490324That's literally a good thing too.
>>211490294That's hard to do when the producers are even more retarded
>>211490342What happened to his foot?
>>211490105The momentum he was on before the wiggers inorganically foced him in confession with (((rachel))) had potential
>>211489688>You can't just threaten to fuck somebody's monkeys!>Visibly struggling not to laugh
>>211490327I mean surely they will release the full streams to watch eventually right
Like for memberberries (if you pay for them)
>>211490327need multiple people making storyboards 24/7 and seeing where they go to make a good coherent story, it's too much work for the wiggers. they do okay for the minimum work they put in
dont tell me Ellie removed her shorts while she was sleeping
>>211490105bro straight up called him a wobble without blinking
that's real shit you don't see every day
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>>211490354Exactly, so doing endless fantank is the easiest and least work for the most money. But FH had such potential that it really pisses me off.
>>211490195He had to get a skin graft from his scrotum as a teenager.
>>211490367she removed her socks because the stink woke her up
>>211489284I sent Jet a dm with the idea for a nativity play before this happened. Iโve always wondered if he saw it
>>211490226kick him in the head while screaming YOOOOOOOO
>>211490364i havent watched since season 1, there was an archive that was motion activated with all the footage but it was broken up into 200 billion individual videos that had to be downloaded. it was like trying to manage 12 trail cameras footage over the course of multiple weeks, i gave up before i even tried with that
>>211490294no matter how many times you guys say famous house theme/concept i won't know what that means because i just started watching this season
and i won't know why my ideas are necessarily a component of it rather than just a gimmick for any other season
How late did they stay up last night?
>>211490367where is the fish toy to yank the blankets off?
>>211490376Did she go to sleep with her socks on?
>>211489551I NEED 1488 POOP THROW NOWWWWWWWWW
>>211490384remember how jimmy talked about how he sent a video of himself just screaming to zach from oneyplays and how he believed this shaped zachs style of comedy because he started screaming alot in smiling friends and oneyplays afterwards. thats you right now
>>211490398yes, she showers with socks on also
unless this is a big twist that creates some energy, and i dont mean just throwing in a freeloader, this season is a bust
>>211490355probably stepped on broken glass in bedroom 4, remember Angelica smashed a lamp plus 1000 hangers so there could be all kinds of sharp shrapnel lying around
>>211490342that what's life supposed to look like
>>211489037 (OP)Jets morphing into a dude who looks like an old lesbian
>>211490404>unfunny retard thinks that he inspired another unfunny retardzach was screaming on sleepycast when jimmy was still in high school, and it was gay back them, too
>>211490404jimmy is 30 years old
why does he care so much about cartoons?
>>211490393famous house = big gaslight, no one is a fan of the show, they are normies, everyone thinks they are on a big brother like show
>>211490291True they need BLC
>>211490232>the only way to watch this is nolife it from day 1I disagree. I started watching S1 halfway through most of my time 'watching' is just having the stream and these threads open in a tab and checking them throughout the day. For me, tuning in to a crazy situation and trying to figure out what is going on is the appeal.
>>211490391interesting
probably gone now but interesting
>>211490441Shapely but not impressive
Based Jim takes what he can get
I hope I find a qt3.14 gf like Ellie one day
am i missing much by not buying season pass? I'm basically locked out of 8 hours of content
>>211490384i suggested replacing all the food with oatmeal or grits in one of Sam's posts and they did it shortly after.
>>211490280the 4th one is just fanservice you can start playing 3 without any context though (you need to play 1 or 2 doesn't make any sense and i know many people played 5 as their first mgs but i think you need context for that one too)
>>211489375This is the season for the season 2 fans. They were calling for fan casting all last season because they thought season 3โs cast sucked lol
>>211490438oh so it's just using a pseudonym for the show
>>211490460check the OP, ppv
>>211490460literally use the ppv link, don't give that scammer money unless you desperately seek a father figure to abandon you again
>>211490445>Big Lesbian Cockis that you drool?
>>211490460not at all
i got gifted one shortly before angie arrived on day 1, and unless you want to see specific confessionals or whatever after-hours then you don't need it
it seems like they're trying to wrap everything up every day by 10 anyways
jin hasnt been awake for an hour and is already debating the morality of age of consent laws and calling ellie a "barely legal petite asian". this guy rules
>>211490460I bought the pass because it's only $10 but I'd just watch on ppv if I were you
>>211490411Shut the fuck up Paytroon fag
You have no call to call anything a โbustโ nontent dyke simp faggot
>>211490341yeah she's only done it a handful of times but she sure thinks about it a lot and even did it on christmas eve (normal behaviour for non crack smokers)
>>211490339maybe you should quit bitching and buy your ugly mentally ill retards more stuffed animals then
>>211490250No, she has sweet personality. Seems fun to be with.
>>211490476no they had them film scenes etc with Ben playing a gay director. They thought they were making a different show entirely
>>211490489some men just live for the coom
>>211490489is jin going to markypost, and if so what will the wiggers do to him?
>>211490438Didnโt Binx, Burt, Luke, Teddy know what the show was?
Jin needs his ass kicked.
>>211490497pretend she was talking about snorting coke and see if you feel the same way about it
>>211490393In S1, they attempted to get people who didn't know Sam Hyde, at least, but generally failed. They weren't so obvious about being fans though, and it felt largely authentic. In S2, it was completely fans. The twist was supposed to be that they pretended they didn't know MDE, Sam Hyde, Fishtank, etc. However, due to them getting a BPD girl, it was spoiled in the first 5 days. After that, they just endlessly did MDE memes, shouted nigger, and then got tortured and pretended they liked it. It was painful to watch due to how cringe they were. S3 was Famous House, where they got 12 people and 9 of them didn't know about Fishtank or Sam Hyde at all. The production team pretended it was a real show called Famous House that was airing on Hulu the day after a day is filmed. They actually did a large amount of effort right at the beginning, by making a commercial for the fake show and showing it to the contestants. About 1/3 of the way through, they then reveal that it's actually Fishtank, the contestants freaked, and was very funny. The next 1/3 was them realizing how ridiculous the show is. The last 1/3 they reset the house and did "Famous House 2.0" again where it's some of the original contestants, and some entirely new ones. But now, the original contestants are in on the jokes. It was a fantastic concept.
>>211490476they all thought they were on a real tv show on Hulu, and all the staff roleplayed as normies, and they thought TTS was an ai model who talked to them. it was fishtank + hidden camera pranks
which s4 girl will sam fuck first?
>>211490203S1 & 3 were slow at first for different reasons. S2 started off quickly mainly because Sam was more into character, the "everyone is secretly a fan" setup, and one of the girls was a complete headcase: constant barfing, panic attacks, and moving her mattress to sleep in the hall by day 3
>>211490514I highly highly doubt Burt did. Binx and Teddy did, Mizzy at least realized the show was live, and Luke was a plant.
>>211490520snorting coke on christmas would still be trashy addict behaviour
Do when will the Aussie get exposed as Hazzlenutt? They let through TTS'S of people making fun of Freddy's dead best friend and a lot of FAT FAT FAT TTs to Rachel
>>211490483Sheโs cute as fuck. Why does she want a methwife?
holy shit the convo is a boring rerun
this is like the bog standard version of this same unavoidable conversation every friend group has to have once
>>211490441Jinchads always gets the best seat in cinema
>>211490404thereโs such a massive difference between that and using viewer ideas for a skit that i am inclined to think this actually is jimmy typing this
>>211490526Famous House 2.0 was an awful concept.
>>211490514Binx knew because the production crew sent FISHTANK LLC emails to her and Alex, accidentally. She looked it up and learned about it. Alex didn't bother to look it up. Teddy was an MDE fan. Luke was the "plant" because they specifically asked him if he wanted to do it. Burt didn't know. Mizzy eventually realized it was live and tricked Sam into revealing more.
>>211490154fuck off
she's hot though
remember when ellie found the production's coke straw with some powder still inside of it
>>211490541It already happened. yesterday when they were working on the bench press
>>211490531He's oddly taken a liking to Diranc fsr
>>211490526I thought these other guys were running the show, is Hyde just their boogeyman or does he bankroll it or something?
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the jap is really excited to talk about prostitution
>ohh yea she needs the BWC
>asian and latina girls are made for BWC
>my BWC will fix her
>she mad cause she needs BWC
>she is having BWC withdrawals
>she loves BWC
>shes made for BWC
>oh yeah she gettin BWC tonight
this is your modern day, self inserter, mde fan btw
>>211490553>mfw strangers engage in bog standard socializing
Jin is really fixated on mentioning the age of consent and virtue signaling about it. it's very suspicious, normal people don't do this.
>>211490565It was good to fill the house again. It was just cut too soon
>>211490049Give me a hint. Does the guy who have her nudes called "bagel"?
Loathe as I am to admit it, but Frank might actually work for this cast.
>>211490586Greg drinks alcohol?
>>211490489kinghist
on his grind
>>211490539not if you're getting drunk with friends
>>211490565Only because, as usual, production planned nothing beyond getting bodies into the house. It introduced a couple extra freaks though like Turbo and Alyssa who was probably crazy. Challenges where the original contestants have a clear and obvious advantage would have been good.
>>211490531 Our turkroach crackfu
>Jin has mentioned soaplands
I love how Hazzlenutt is just shutting the fuck up because she is an escort/cam whore lol
>>211490593dont worry bro your asian masculinity reddit page will agree with you
>>211490574Because she is the real McCoy
I'm waiting for a new bread to post Ellie cunny lips
>>211490595how is this MUH CONTENT???
>>211490586The biggest sex perverts are the ones who moralfag nonstop about it. Kill Greg
>>211490566Mizzy didnt trick Sam, she just figured it out and Sam didnt want to risk her spilling the beans to others.
>>211490566Im pretty sure Mizzy knew who Sam Hyde was. Sheโs Jewish so she is an adept liar.
>>211490586Greg uses to draw loli porn for commission he's such a hipacrit piece of shit
>>211490593Shitclitty melty
>>211490616lmao she's absolutely evil with those hands
>>211490634Mizzys brother was a fan of fishtank. She didnt know sam beforehand
>>211490579Fishtank is of the "MDE" brand. Many people watch it for when Sam comes in each day. Jet and Ben are the lead "producers." When Jet was taking the backseat in the beginning of S3, it was the best it's ever been. He's not very competent and has a droning and annoying voice, in addition to not being pleasant to look at. Ben is good, especially Gay Ben.
>>211490586daily reminder this is the type of person who doesnt like greg
>>211490593The only one that's not objectively true is the last one and it's a big problem for this show
Will Daniel have a fall from grace? Is he getting too big for his britches?
>>211490593dude porn lmao
>>211490542She needs to keep posting feet
>>211490593Everyone on 4chan is like this
>>211490566Binx knew because she's a streamer and her chat had tried to get her to watch it before.
>dirench is is open and good in conversation because she's actually an escort
it's all beginning to make sense...
>nuMDE/fishtank fans sharting their cargo pants over the most stereotypical Japanese man
cringe
>>211489254when was this?
it looks like she really has to pee but has to be there for some event or announcement
>>211490662why do you people save this shit or even read it
for me it's the rule of two
hate prostitutes but the crack whore is personable and a good conversationist
>>211490665100%, he's the type of guy to ditch it out while not being able to take it himself
>>211490673Off topic but remember when Town of Salem straight up had a role called Escort?
>>211490676shes been pissmaxxing
>>211490634>>211490635I'm pretty sure she only ever figured out it was probably live. She then was sort of using that as "she knows things," and Sam didn't like that and pressured her too hard, which caused her to think even more was up. Then he took her to the basement and showed her.
>>211490496im just posting random images i had saved
>nip brings up prostitution again
>>211490593Who here /noporn/
>>211490593all of those are true and correct statements (besides it being big, its slightly below average but i digress)
>>211490679why do you care? are you a kiwitranny mad you're being exposed as a faggot?
two virgins talking about sex. this is cringe
>>211490633You donโt get it. When youโre a husband and do your husbandly duties of keeping a full pantry and fridge, and impregnating your wife over and over again, when she gains all that weight you see her fat ass and jiggly belly and think to yourself โI did that. Thatโs my creation. Iโm doing my job of keeping her happy.โ Greggars neggars W.
>>211490691Well dont post paytroon shit again
I'll make you regret it
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>you like anal?
>>211490671Yes, because the email said "Fishtank." Can't really blame her for saying, "oh I've heard of this, let me look it up."
>>211490541>>211490573It happened night one actually.
>>211490662>Creative content like Vance Guy is acting like he invented prank calls or something.
ellie pretending to sleep for 13 hours to not have to deal with retards or be seen by simps kek
>>211490699imagine lurking kiwifarms or giving a single fuck about whatever gay shit is in that screenshot looool
Calling it โS1โ is like saying โBible Volume 1.โ
It cheapens it by implying a franchise model.
It wasnโt โSeason One.โ
It was FISHTANK.
>>211490679\
he;s the guy who wrote it
Good morning, Tay-a-maniacs
I'm going to my Grandpas today so if Ellie shows those cute soft legal age high school teen feet make sure to get lots of screenshots for me
>>211490656> When Jet was taking the backseat in the beginning of S3, it was the best it's ever been. He's not very competent and has a droning and annoying voice, in addition to not being pleasant to look at.Well said my dude
Anal sex should be reserved for the gays
I've eaten pussy so I can say faggot
Don't call me stupid
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>>211490593>>ohh yea she needs the BWCYes
>>asian and latina girls are made for BWCThey are
>>my BWC will fix herIt would
>>she mad cause she needs BWCTruth
>>she is having BWC withdrawalsLiterally true in the case of angie
>>she loves BWCYes
>>shes made for BWCThey both are
>>oh yeah she gettin BWC tonightUnfortunately no
>this is your modern day, self inserter, mde fan btwBWC posters mog these generals
Who els is gooning to the brace face petite girl hugging her little teddie bear
Jin is such a creep !
i like kiwi farms the highlight feature is great for catching up on content :)
>bogan crackwhore wife just doing wifely duties
The hog is up, i reapet, the hog is up
>>211490688when
where
tell me ALL about it PLEASE i haven't been able to watch much
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>All you need is a finger up the butt and a girl sucking you off
They hate him because he is easy to please
>>211490656>best it's ever beenPpl only enjoyed the early days of S3 due to the anticipation of drowning those reality show wannabe faggots in peepeepoopoo
>>211490699KF is for fags. I just understand why people post screencaps of walls of text
I'm falling for Drench, bros... she's so nice
>captcha: WHAX
>>211490712>this guy slaps your gf's ass and asks if she likes analwhat would you do?
>>211490683>Anon discovers people are distinct from their stereotypes
>>211490723tell me more about how not mad you are and how much you dont care, the more you talk about it the truer it is
>>211490702Yeah, this is definitely a Greg type post
>>211490203No frontrunner yet. I don't know why people gave up on Aryeh.
>>211490732bald tay's so hot
>>211490714I've been told they been holding back TTS of people calling her a prostitute and whore in general and no stuff mentioning camnwhoreing or that we've all seen her tits have gone through since then tho
>>211490733>>211490593>>211490663crude and incorrect
she is breathlessly awaiting my SWC
>crack whore likes Brave New World
Based
We need less hot females on this.
You can't be expected to comfortably watch this with so many babes around. Ugly orc shaped females should also not be allowed, they are disgusting. Just guys tank would be good actually.
>>211490690more like she figured out it was not as gay as sam was acting at the beginning since she knows those LA movie industry productions and it was not meeting her imagination
other people wanted to believe they are in a cheaper big brother
and burt knew the script and formula, wiggers told him what kind of person "actor" they need and what will sell the best
>>211490758she was so real for this
>>211490758she wouldnt say that!
>>211490770biological female post
>>211490683It's genuinely making me rethink opinions I have on people. Despite everything she seems like a genuinely enjoyable person.
>>211490725do you insist on calling WW1 the great war
>>211490721I find it hard to believe that anyone can sleep with their knees up like that. she's probably staring blankly at the sheets for hours.
I genuinely think AB is fatter than Rachel and should be thrown into the tank to have her cpap machine fucked with too
>>211490758Out with Paytroon posters. Nontent molested dyke
>>211490733this is literally the same as trannies spamming about bbc on pol
is mde a tranny breeding ground?
>>211490725true. it really was a one and off thing, the true fishtank experience.
just by the basic fact of it existence it would never be possible to replicate it again.
every single season coming after it is by default forced to be either fanktank or famous house.
its only faketank from here on out.
>>211490593They're probabky doing it because it makes ethnics seethe, as demonstrated by you.
>>211490754different anon retard, kiwi farms is hilarious. the lolcows are less retarded than the users. you can continue to cope all you want
>>211490615he did nothing wrong
>>211490587>attracted to Ella>attracted to Summer>attracted to JCOur boy is just asking for pain
>>211490734ive busted to her like 5 times
the braphog only slept for what 2.5 hours? how is this abomination still alive
>>211490806aint shit in them
>>211490767Reading it is fine
"my favorite book" is just vacuumheaded
Or maybe crackheaded
Like it makes good points but you needn't lovingly revisit them all the time when you're already living in the book
Why is the audio worse this season
>>211490797>is mde a tranny breeding ground?the fanbase is extremely autistic and chronically online. of course it's a tranny breeding ground
>>211490811He liked Ella? I thought I remember her pretty low on his tier ranking.
>>211490795agreed. she should honestly be shot for how she โwroteโ the s2 episodes
>>211490774Furthermore, every single thing about him is a set up for his fetishes. A coach, a firefighter, trainer. All of these are role where he appears as the good guy and is secretly a depraved "fucked up" guy who preys on the women he's training. He's not a real trainer, his muscles are literally fake because he just wants to pretend he's healthy cause it gets him off
Every single thing in his life revolves around gay sex
But production and the viewers and the fish treat him as some kind of heckin wholesome niggerino prostitute
The unironic best thing for burt is chemical castration and an insane asylum
>D-Wrench passionately explaining books she loves
>autist are too retarded to have an actual conversation
>>211490804>the lolcows are less retarded than the usersi don't disagree
I want to watch the Lord Of The Flies movie
>>211490744Orbiters who loved the fake torture stuff of S2 wanted the pee pee poo poo. They do not understand what is good. Cryokeen was the type who wants that and look how he fared in Bloodgames.
>>211490810Neither did sam its all legal
>>211490813>>211490734 A bathtub worth of semen has probably been released by the combined cum of the fans for her already
>>211490796the bogan bookworm
>>211490814The machine pumps oxygens into her organism, we've determined this already.
>>211490593>asian girl mde fans>but don't you dare talk about white man interracial sexanon... we all know why they auditioned for the show
>>211490821do you remember this is the s1 house?
wrench and trisha are the best girl archetype
>>211490814she must be taking all sorts of meds that affect sleep burt was the same way
>>211490793She had them down until a little after 8 where she thrashed around for a while
>>211490825i don't remember, but it was a cuteness tier list. not an attractiveness tier list.
you can tell drench is a very successful prostitute. easily the best listener/conversationalist in the house
>>211490811Two BPDs and one psychopath
>>211490828Women aren't capable of deep thoughts like the dialectics of 4chan memes
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>I can hear the conversation in the living room more clearly from the kitchen cam
>>211490804the only thing worthwhile about kiwitrannies is that they sometimes dox vtubers with hilarious results but spending more than 30 minutes on there gives you nigger aids
I genuinely don't know who should go first. I feel like Jin's presence actively hassles the girls just because he's so much of a pervert.
>>211490831kiwifarms is more based than tv?
when did that happen?
>>211490854Aussies are just good at shooting the shit.
>>211490840the fans swear they want pedos hung but then fall for pedo bait
make it make sense
>>211490811>attracted to Summerwho wouldnt be desu
>>211490831wow that was a painful read
>>211490864get out my ear dude
>>211490837I am cryokeen and no I don't just want a torture show it's why I freaked out I thought I'd get some sleep or eased into the show not instantly forced into a cell challenge. It's better to be nice to people up front so you can slowly push them into doing more stressful and fucked up shit.
autists really love childrens cartoons
>>211490526The last 1/3 should have been the famous house 1 fish using what they learnt from Frank to slowly Hassle the fish. Whoever gets the most to leave of their own free will wins. They could leave in the if they find out what you're doing you're off bit if needed so just glorifed amongus.
its so crazy seeing the whores on this show immediately always gravitate towards the autistic men and try to sink their claws into them.
>>211490831I snorted at Jet Netpube, but man
>>211490875She's a grown woman
Imagine a conversation between her nifty and ted
>>211490593Vastly prefer BWC meme to spamming about le past fish and jet's sister
>>211490846trish is fun when she's sober i hate weed smokers they go all slow and retarded
Aryans toddlerlike worldview shaped by autistically attaching to cartoons makes me want to cave his skull in
Jin is the MC
Peekaboo is my favorite Breaking Bad episode
>>211490901i dont like to imagine her like that ;)
>>211490727I'll keep you posted
>>211490866why can't all girls just be chill and pleasant instead of "bad bitches" "le hecking empowered women that need to show everyone how strong and smart they are" or histrionic drama obsessed shit stirrers?
>>211490888So insightful anon
>>211490868>they sometimes dox vtubers with hilarious resultslike they all end up being fat or something?
>>211490846Drench is much smarter than trish thoughbeit
Looks like week one is recycling old challenges and ideas and the show doesnโt start until the twist in week 2
>>211490846Dirichlet has rendered Trish as useless
>>211490831what a fag. just tab back over to the show and donโt type another post until you have something nice to say!
>>211490892Prostitutes are more used to autistic men because that's their main clientele. They naturally gravitate towards eachother.
>>211490915>toddlerlike worldview shaped by autistically attaching to cartoonsAll autists are like this. It's no wonder so many of them troon out.
>>211489375Season two fans are utterly unbelievable
TruthNuke: Season two fans didn't watch S1, notice how you can never discuss S1 with them because they won't know what you're talking about. They think fishtank is supposed to be frank hassle throwing ketchup on people while they puke and shout WHERES THE ICE CREAM IN THIS JOINT.
They cannot understand that the original premise is "big brother with autistic internet archetypes"
>>211490925>you wake up>roll over>see thisWhat do you do?
>GO TO SLEEP
>EAT THIS
>LAY LIKE THIS
>DRINK THIS
>DO THIS
>DO THAT
>GO THERE
>SIT HERE
i would have already sperged out on this bitch
>>211490915i was enjoying him until the fucking steven universe singalong shit
now after the chicken retardation he is worst after rachel
>>211490903Wouldnโt be as bad as youโd think. Nifty is nice, she would roll with the punches. Ted wouldnโt be afraid to tell off Rachel either but I donโt think heโd straight up be rude.
>>211490903i want her and Fatty tag-team giving someone life advice.
TJ wasnโt a fish.
He was a sponge.
>>211490915He would kill you
>>211490943this nigga loves typing so much its unreal
>>211490891Yeah that's a great idea as well. See how easy it is? We had a couple hours and aren't even being paid.
>>211490875Well from what I understand for millions of years human beings have not lived all that long due to disease war lack of food etc
Living to like thirty or forty was considered old age more or less. So People had sex had children Worked in the fields and went to war very often under the age of 21.
People still on unconsciously or consciously find any sort of puberty/teen ages to be either peak attractiveness or the start of being attractive. Indeed if you look at older cultures like japan or europe they still have laws that let u fuck 15 year Olds and shit
All this is to say, we're trying to pretend that we're a more evolved culture and I think that's a good thing.However , it's going to take a long time to get over these ancient sex drives
>>211490931Trish isnโt chill and pleasant
>muh hydration packets
bitch shut up
>>211490912>Vastly prefer BWC meme to spamming about le past fish and jet's sisterwhat a sad state of affairs if this is all mde fans can come up with
maybe talk about whats happening on the show?
>>211490918i stopped watching breaking bad super early i can't handle the cringe when the chemist man is hanging out with his family (or when the drug addict was at his parent's place)
>>211490962during season 3 i remember this guy saying he's a fishtank investor lmao KWAB
>>211490797It's literally not the same and only a seething shitclitty would try to claim it is
I like direncโs accent. Scottish right?
>>211490846Agree. They have the type of personality you want in a woman (without the crack whore stuff obviously)
>>211490713She was emailed for season 2 right? It's production fault for reaching out to someone that had months to look it up.
>>211489375These people are infinitely better than the "production told me to do it" S2 cast who all shared the same personality. I remember tuning in and just hearing Jimmy talking about something from reddit or mormons, and then opening /ftl/ and seeing non-stop doomposting about how dire the season was, and now there's somehow people posting here who enjoyed it.
>first asleep
>last awake
Shes the perfect nontent queen i lover her
>Let me begin about one of my favourite episodes of Adventure Time...
>>211490993Sheโs from Melbourne
This is so retarded i'm watching a fat, 45 year old man look for cheese while blindfolded. What the fuck am I doing with my life, man. I'm 27 and unemployed. How did my life become this? I was a happy child at one point and now i'm doing this. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>211490925>gives you advice>deep dives into your life and gives you bullshit insight>makes a bad joke>yells as loud as possible>"i love you">"hunny">tells you to sit and sleep like a dogshe's engaged and the guy cheated on her, couldn't imagine why
>>211490962all those KFtroons essay post like their lives depend on the character count
Great ratios on this slut
Zuko Alone is the best Avatar episode
>>211490951why does everyone constantly do as she says they carry her bags they pick up stuff she drops freddy immediately gave her his bed etc
>>211490974Trish is mosdef chill wtf
>>211491002She's so nontent she's in the danger zone now though. Since yesterday Freddy revealed himself to be top content when he's drunk and Jin is starting to reveal himself to be an S tier sex pest.
>>211490993I think its Austrian
>>211490837>what is good>*daily cry sessions over candy, or a diary, or my bastard child I left at home to go on a tv show*
Aryeh looks like a Smiling Friends character
>>211490998I think she was emailed for Bloodgames, iirc. Either way, you are correct, it was a production fuckup and they had the opportunity to not get her for S3 after the initial fuckup.
>>211490733>calling the full asian a hapa>calling the latinx pickme a hapa>calling the deformed latinx autist whitemodern mde fans can't even decipher race. what happened?
>>211491015The girl who threw actual shit at brian ร day after fucking him in the bathroom and constantly seethed at Cole and Jimmy because sheโs a dumb slut is โchillโ, youโre just a desperate simp
>>211491002She needs her princess rest!
my roach bogan crack smoking stripper wife
ary is combing poop spongebob and get a skill.
>>211491006Pretty sure sheโs from Scotland
Make sure to stay on bedroom 2, Eleanor could wake up any moment now and expose her cutie feetsies and bare legs
>>211490892It's not deliberate, it's a natural process.
Autists like Aryeh overtalk about whatever niche subject for hours.
Whores see everything through a social lens and talking is the currency of socialisation.
So Autists find someone who'll finally listen to them in Whores.
And Whores find someone who is willing to buy and sell conversation-currency in Autists (they don't realise at first that Autistic babble has no social monetary value)
>>211490656His visual apperance is appalling and he has no charisma.
>>211491006melbourne, scotland
>>211491008yeah she is the most insufferable type of person, i fucking hate this hog
>>211490593>>211490797>>211490980there's two petite asian groupies obsessed with a neonazi comedy troupe what exactly are you expecting the conversation about them to be like?
>>211490770This season has the least attractive females so far
>>211491044Letty's feet in my face NOW
>>211491046Imagine her hiking her leg and ripping a massive fart as she moans.
>>211491007Itโs not you, the present and future are cooked, very little hope unless political revolution throws off this vampiric system
>>211490951>BRING ME COFFEE>MAKE SURE THERES MILK IN IT
>>211491016day 1 she wanted everyone to carry her shit up and the two autists (daniel, igor) looked at each other and didn't even budge to help. funny as fuck
>>211490966Hags will never be attractive, tranny. Beauty is not correlated to civilization. Unless we become some kind of space-faring civilization that solves biological aging and can make a 30 year old hag permanently look like she's 16 you will forever cope and seethe
>>211491034>I think she was emailed for Bloodgames, iirc.You do not recall correctly
>>211491042>The girl who threw actual shit at brian ร day after fucking him in the bathroomso this is the IQ of trisha seethers
>>211491027Yes! These people claiming to be normal and semi-successful people, and then you see how fucked they are, like leaving their two kids behind for 6 weeks to be on a show that's not even aired before. It's insane!
>>211491008She is so incredibly passive aggressive
She had to go sober from alcohol probably because she got into raging fits , which is relatable
However, you could tell the way she acted last night.She was so jealous.Other people were drinking
>>211491042Oh youโre a cole and jimmyfag and canโt think outside of the season, never mind
>>211490962funny. first post reads like he has a passing interest, second post reveals he knows literally everything and is likely watching right now
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>freddie has a blackeye
lol sam
Kiwifarms used to be good, a long time ago, right after Null acquired it and it was filled with people who just wanted to laugh at retards. Since Null has shaped it to his image everyone is obsessed with trannys and write novelas about how akshually darksydephil is not that bad of a guy and doesn't deserve to have people troll him. Now its filled with massive faggots and is completely unusable.
>>211490593Nobody here has a BWC
>>211490821More money than season 1 but still same technical knowledge
>>211490990you're using a female term to refer to male genitalia. sounds trans to me. false flag much?
>>211491083Sheโs a chad only slut, she has the most generic shitty personality possible
can fred really not remember shit or is he lying
ive never not been able to remember shit to that degree
>>211491025Im fine with her going first. I can just check out all day and tune in when freddy is drunk
>>211491041>modern mde fans can't even decipher race. what happened?they can but they like to imagine that the mother of the asian/latin girl is also a BWC enjoyer
yes they are that deranged
>>211491041angelina is a hapa
freddy puts his socks on before his pants
>>211491049its not a bad synthesis 2bh
very japanese in spirit actually
>>211491025>danger zoneshe made them like half of their plushie money anon
if she wants to pretend to sleep 16 hours a day today (and yesterday) it's worth
i love hazlenut spread and I'm not talking about nutella
Is Freddy more Alex B. coded or Jeff coded?
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>>211491041Young Americans arnt white anymore they dont see race the same as u ppl, most of em are muts themselves
>>211491008hate it when she starts yelling random nonsense to be funny
>>211491075I'm not sure why you are attacking me.I'm just explaining a historical context
Ellie needs BBC facial abuse
>>211491046>tfw you'll never read and discuss classic literature next to your crackwhore bogan wife
>>211490951if somebody told me what to do as much as this bitch i would beat the shit out of them
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>>211491089i think he has inklings it was sam who fucked him up
>>211490831This is the people who insist on saying wigger itt
>>211491095>CLITTYCOPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>211491096And youโre twp? Lmfao
>>211491051she went to bed with her socks on
>>211491097It's quite likely that he does have some blackout memory damage.He took a lot of alcohol and he got kicked in the head
>>211491089rough night of hang man
>>211491134he has no clue, he thinks he just fell
>>211491142You support brown fat whores covered in tattoos
>>211490744The early days of S3 were incredible, go watch Alex in confessional with G because he said the N-word, and then G tells him the story of his sensei before bestowing Alex with the special necklace and he breaks down crying. The peepeepoopoo shit is completely unfunny garbage because it's low effort and forced as hell.
>>211491090It was never good and pedonull is an insane evil incestmurder fantasy faggot who cannot code for shit and is the biggest lolcow to produce no actual lols
every woman who simps for him should hang herself
>>211491121her jokes have the same delivery as nifty i swear if you're a spiritual pseudo therapist you just become that character
>>211491127>Ellie needs BBC facial abusethe area she grew up in, shes likely never even seen a black person in her life, her school is 50% asian
>"you said the n word!
>"Oh is that all?"
>>211491161I love my arbys goddess
>>211491160"you fell alot, you fell onto jason"
kek
>>211491114alex b
>failed reality tv star>addict>loves hogs>constantly telling really obvious lies
>doesn't care about saying the n word
Imagine the level of normalfaggotry they cast in S3 where they were crying over that word being used
>>211491175the pause inbetween was so funny
>>211491162Pee pee poo poo can be kino, but only in the right circumstances
Ellie stopped faking sleep and took a dildo out of her drawer
>>211491010I would love to smoke a golfball sized rock with her and wrestle her in a motel 6 all night long
>>211491163It's absolutely hilarious to me that his fatass actually has groupies. People are insane.
Crazy how the smallest bit of clout can give you pussy
>>211491029He looks like Nick
>>211491182Nthn can touch the monkey king bro was a legendary cast pull
comparing the two is just not smth someone can do
she has a tramp stamp? kek
>>211491191basically this times 20
>>211491170
>>211491161I will never understand how someone can still seethe about a nontent person like trish
She's the type of person where you tell a story and she immediately changes the subject to herself and how she has had a similar experience that's much more important
ELLIE IS AWAKE AND PEEING
>>211491194this anon knows how to have a good time
>>211491007I'm 27 too. Probably more of a poorfag. No friends. No job. No degree. I'm literally watching this because I'm waiting for responses to minimum wage job applications.
The skill shit sounds trite, but that's what you need to aim for in order to sustain yourself. I'm going back to college even if I'm too old.
Also, this
>>211491071, some things are out of your control, but control what you can. Just be grateful you're alive and in a rich country.
>>211491046i would love to smoke some crack with her
>>211491100>they can but they like to imagine that the mother of the asian/latin girl is also a BWC enjoyerwelcome to reality pablo
>>211491216Because thereโs a bunch of faggots on 4chan that simp for her
Why do they all wear shoes inside? Is it an American thing?
>>211491200I dont fuck but I could if I wanted to
If you listen closely you can hear Ellie pooping
>>211491170lmao wtf is wrong with sam
>>211491196jim should have fed him to the hogs for the shitty infinity prototype
>>211491222Why'd you waste the last 10 years of your life?
>>211491170it was self defense
Really went around on Drench. Butterface but she's kind. Certainly better than the other girls
>>211491214Weโve seen her bare ass and tits mfker
>>211491211DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPch
How is?
It possible for rachel to wake up and be this annoying
>>211491134the hog told him he fell on the glass table and no one cared but her to manipulate him but he was pretty drunk when that happened so he might not remember
>>211491027Yes, Alexis was one of the most boring fish in S3 but the fact she abandoned her child to be on the show was 100x more compelling to watch then
>HOLY SHIT SOMEONE PEED ON MY STUFF>DUDE FRANK HASSLE IS POURING MUSTARD ON ME AIIIIIEEEEFrank Hassle has always been forced content since he first appeared in S1, the gross out stuff started in S1, but it worked there because it unfolded naturally; nobody expected it to happen and production DIDN'T tell them to do it; they just started acting like animals after being stuck inside for weeks.
Compared to season two where someone says "grr, I should pour piss on their belongings because we're on fishtank and I'm supposed to be acting like letty!"
>>211491252>tfw no bwc for 36 hours
ELLIE PISSING RIGHT FUCKING NOW
THE LACK OF A TOILET CAM IS A FUCKING CRIME
>>211491234Fishtank is dirty as fuck bro. Im not American and id do the same
>>211491252peak moment for me so far. Damiel was here for a short but meaningful fuck this bitch but i dont hate her anywhere near as much as i hated mizzy
>>211491260This fat bitch is a Female version of fatty. Wont shut the fuck up
>>211491234It is and also it's a smart idea in the fish tank house to be honest
>>211491071All the people I grew up with already have a career or have families Im the only fuck up from my high school class
The chink really went to bed with her socks on. What a psycho
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Has there been any real beef this szn or has it all been just fake stuff like engie smashing hangers
What do the geniuses downstairs have in store for today?
>>211491298awake and URINATING AS WE TYPE
>>211489339She was also the first one to open her legs to production.
>>211491294Fatty was at least funny and fucking with him was hilarious she literally hates being alive and would try to rope herself and then the rope snaps
>>211491284they really made this season easymode for the fishes.
>no toilet cams>windows aren't blocked off
===ELLIE UPDATE===
she is awake and currently pooping or peeing
>>211491315He has 4chan premium
>>211491234You'd be insane to not wear shoes in fishtank. Not even famous house probably.
>>211491192Agreed, it's entertaining someone starts acting like an animal of their own accord.
It's the cringiest shit ever when they're doing it because they were told to, or trying to act crazy because "I'm on fishtank!!!!!!!!"
>>211490827you dont masturbate/pretend to, after 3 hours in the show if you are not aware what the show can be
and the most important
https://youtu.be/StZ_xkUhPHI?feature=shared&t=333
his persona was scripted with him and jet and sam before he signed the contract, he is a freak and his character was to turn it up by 200%
>The unironic best thing for burt is chemical castration and an insane asylumi agree
>>211489037 (OP)Just watched digest from what I missed
So they just got drunk and loud and stupid?
Wow im so sad I missed that..how can i ever recover
>>211491331which seasons had toilet cams?
not that I'm sure they'd put it in the episodes so I missed out forever anyways
>>211491334she's taking her time
i do think the scat stocks are also going up
>>211491359i forgot how peak the vibe of szn 3 was.
like even the confes wall looks wayyy better
>>211491386I mean it was a good anti alcohol psa and hearing Freddy say FUCK BOSTON I LOVE NYC for over an hour was pretty funny
Also Rachel makes.me hate AA even more
jins a fucking perma gooner
>>211491008The worst thing is she can't tolerate silence. People who speak their thoughts out loud or feel the need to comment on something as if that's how conversation goes. Always needs to add her input. The worst thing is 4/5 times only the audience hears it and the other fish don't respond. It's just dead air when she talks.
>>211491334She just went back in with such as makeup or a skin care routine.
>>211491232tfw no asian girl to pee on you :(
>>21149122228 here. reminder that rachel is 27, former alcoholic, poor as fuck because she had to go to rehab, fat beyond livable condition, only skill is her really shitty "charisma" and "insight", engaged and got cheated on, went to art school never got a job, takes like 5 meds daily, not genuinely liked by anyone.
remember bros - could be much, much, much worse. if you haven't fucked your life up as bad as that, you're chilling and a fresh slate to be teachable. mind you, if you were in her spot right here right now there would probably be at least 20 people that like you... granted you have to just apply yourself and put your camouflaged on and pretend you're enthusiastic even if you're not
>>211491386only Freddy got drunk
>>211491392S2 had bathroom cams with shower and toilet blurred out but we saw some nipples
I wanna strangle rachel
This is the 3RD time in 24 hours that Ellie is going to take a bath or shower
Jesus. That's all she does. Sleep, take shower, and sleep more.
The hotness can only go so far when she DOESN'T EVEN SHOW FEET.
>>211491440if nifty and fatty had a child it would be that
I hope they do camping again.
>>211491445That is a ROUGH fucking 27.
>>211491252Her fake cry pisses me off so bad. She's not even good at being a pick me shes just desperate
Airsoftfatty is around the same age right? 25/27?
>>211491359>favourite acting role?>probably like a guy who seems nice but he's actually a serial killer rapist >why is that?>because it's the opposite of who I am in real life, I'm a really nice guy>what animal would you be?>a chameleon, something that can blend inS3 was unbelievable, they will never top Burt
>>211491244Got in a bad relationship with a rocky breakup. Smoked too much weed after that. I dropped out of a useless degree I had delusions of getting a PhD in because I couldn't afford to live near the university or get a loan and eventually lost interest.
I'm feeling good about the future though. I don't drink or smoke anymore and got fit. I have a goal for the future. Loneliness is a bitch, though.
>>211491192this moment was fine because it was like baki and there was an organic buildup that escalated to it as well as everyone being piss drunk. there was intent to it and direction.
Let's fill the image limit people
>>211491227your premise might be true but calling people who are non white as white or mixed with white is anti white.
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>>211491007somebody say cheese?
I love when fay cunt rachel or angelina sit right next to the camera and are then loud as shit
>>211491491it genuinely could not be worse than her at 27. she cant stand for a shift for 8 hours, she cant just be normal enough to function at a job i guarantee it, she would not listen to any advice, she would do things her way after being told 100 times
god created these abominations to give you hope in life. these motherfuckers would not survive left to their own devices and lived in a time without internet
>>211491533I support you, young blood
>>211491334holy she's extra cute with her hair like that
>>211491533girlfriends kill ambitions anon. embrace your own path and ascend, you don't have some girl in your ear saying "what about me" or "you're doing that without me" any time you do shit. a man needs his space, pussy is just pussy
Rachel constantly talking to anyone who comes up from the basement like they're her best friend drives me insane. Almost as bad as her eating the air time any time anyone is talking
hater bros , who do you hate more angelina or mizzy? for me mizzy still takes the cake because she thought she was gods gift to earth while also just being an annoying cunt and i couldnt stand her. angelina is trying to be every past female contestant while successfully being none of them and is also extremely annoying. who is your most hated contestant??