Thread 211491645

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Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:29:23 PM No.211491645 [Report] >>211491686 >>211492006 >>211495402 >>211495416 >>211495433 >>211495509 >>211495541 >>211497472 >>211497679 >>211500964 >>211500999 >>211501612

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>YOU HAVE LOST ROME WITHOUT UNSHEATHING YOUR SWORD

>YOU HAVE LOST ROME

How do you respond without sounding mad?

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:30:30 PM No.211491686 [Report]

>>211491645 (OP)
I name my pet rooster Rome and care more about it than the actual city.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:31:53 PM No.211491719 [Report]

Pompey's aura loss in this moment was insane.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:34:25 PM No.211491790 [Report] >>211491915

I remind him that the fall of the republic was literally entirely his fault.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:37:27 PM No.211491878 [Report]

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>You at the fucking state of (You).

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:38:37 PM No.211491915 [Report] >>211491972 >>211497563 >>211501061

>>211491790
It's not depicted in the show but they actually did reach an agreement between the Caesarian faction and the Pompeians where Caesar would disarm to a single legion and remain governor for another term to ensure his continued immunity and EVERYONE was on board until Cato blew it all up by insisting he wouldn't accept any deal where Caesar retained even a single legion. One of history's biggest fuck ups of all time.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:40:29 PM No.211491972 [Report] >>211501061

>>211491915
This is true, I blame Cato for everything because of this

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:40:57 PM No.211491988 [Report]

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What? No way! o_Ô

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:41:38 PM No.211492006 [Report]

>>211491645 (OP)
it was unsheathed when i fucked your mum you cock eyed fag

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:08:51 PM No.211494764 [Report]

why was Cato so fucking autistic?

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:12:55 PM No.211494919 [Report] >>211495334

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>JANICUS
>VETOE THE THREAD

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:14:19 PM No.211494976 [Report]

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Hey guys have I introduced you to my friend? His name is *snickers* Cato.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:24:27 PM No.211495334 [Report] >>211495362

>>211494919
Cicero was so fucking based.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:25:12 PM No.211495362 [Report]

>>211495334
had woman hands

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:26:21 PM No.211495402 [Report]

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>>211491645 (OP)
>*unsheathes dick and starts waving it at him*

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:27:05 PM No.211495416 [Report]

>>211491645 (OP)
I AM A CONSUL OF ROME!

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:27:25 PM No.211495433 [Report]

>>211491645 (OP)
Cato never even won any military campaigns
He's is a meme

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:28:11 PM No.211495468 [Report]

>Cato was younger than Caesar
>Cicero was a fatfuck
wtf

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:29:33 PM No.211495509 [Report] >>211496524

>>211491645 (OP)
How come no one told Cato to put a shirt on?

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:30:19 PM No.211495541 [Report]

>>211491645 (OP)
I'll silently kill him

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:43:31 PM No.211495915 [Report] >>211497551 >>211498905 >>211500026 >>211501724

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Was there any other period in history as kino as the end of the Roman republic?

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 6:58:05 PM No.211496524 [Report]

>>211495509
He had to go about uncensored at all times to distinguish himself from Cato the elder.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:20:25 PM No.211497472 [Report]

>>211491645 (OP)
why did they make Cato this weak old man when he was younger than Caesar?

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:22:24 PM No.211497551 [Report]

>>211495915
Greece in the time of Phillip II, Alexander, and the Diadochi Wars

For me, it's Demetrius the beseiger

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:22:39 PM No.211497563 [Report] >>211500964

>>211491915
It does make me wonder, if not for Caesar someone else would have ended the Republic. The Senate made it impossible for the men that were actually essential to Rome to thrive, a revolution or military coup was inevitable.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:24:58 PM No.211497679 [Report]

>>211491645 (OP)
It's a TACTICAL retreat, a TACTICAL retreat.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 7:54:23 PM No.211498905 [Report]

>>211495915
The mercenary war.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 8:23:11 PM No.211500026 [Report]

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>>211495915

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 8:47:58 PM No.211500964 [Report]

>>211491645 (OP)
Cato was immensely based. The show turning him into some feeble old man was the worst character assassination they ever wrote, and that's saying a lot.

>>211497563
The Marian reforms were necessary but ultimately condemned the republic to die.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 8:48:59 PM No.211500999 [Report]

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>>211491645 (OP)
start sobbing then crying realizing he's right

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 8:50:26 PM No.211501061 [Report]

>>211491915
>>211491972
The republic was toast from the moment the Gracchus Brothers shit went down.

There was no recovering from that.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 9:05:28 PM No.211501612 [Report]

>>211491645 (OP)
I'm halfway through season 1 of HBO Rome and it is painfully degenerate. In the last episode I watched they showed a close up of a sandnigger cock. Is it getting any better, worse or will it be equally degenerate. Also Rome is filled with shitskins.

Anonymous 6/15/2025, 9:07:43 PM No.211501724 [Report]

>>211495915
>Was there any other period in history as kino as the end of the Roman republic?
The beginning of the Roman Empire, but tbf most of history is kino.