Sex with Green Women Edition

>>211492173 (OP)
>We need a Garth of Izar for SNW season 5.
>Sir, he's in the lobby now.

>>211492173 (OP)
So who got to wash off the paint after filming wrapped?

>>211492307
She died and they printed another clone

>>211492173 (OP)
Prefer blue ones.

>>211492173 (OP)
i'm gay

>>211492262
Um, excuse me, but you seem to have posted Nu-Trek in my /trek/ thread. I'm not sure if you're aware but that's against Thread Regulations -- paragraph 3, subsection C: No Nu-Trek Faggotry will be tolerated under any circumstances and no, Lower Decks is not good, and no SNW is also not good, and also you are a faggot.

Regulations, anon, I'm sorry.

>>211492467
what about purple?

>>211492561
>Nu-Trek Faggotry will be tolerated under any circumstances
>will be tolerated
Admiral Ross please step away from the romulan ale I believe you've had enough

>>211492657
Did you miss the "No" in front of Nu-Trek Faggotry, Mr. LaForge?

I think your visor is malfunctioning.

>>211492598
Can compromise.

>>211492561
I SWAGed a rough CONOPS

>>211492681
Apologies Admiral minor glitch I'll just take that ale and get right on fixing it.

>>211492467
for me its grey

>Tillyfag showed up
Alright, everybody, play it cool like you would if it was a crazy homeless guy outside a 7/11 (which is ironically accurate in this case). No eye-contact, just ignore him and he'll go away. Go in the store, buy yo breaf mints and yo pink lighter, and get out of there.

We can't interfere in Tillyfag's mental development or we'll risk contaminating the thread.
Picard out.

>>211492801
she looks more feminine as a cardie

>>211492807
Who's Tillyfag? Qrd on the lore

>>211492826
Just an unhinged nu-trek spammer, the deeper lore isn't worth your time

>>211492801
Spoonification instantly makes any woman hotter

>>211492857
Ok but I posted that and I'm not him, so I'm curious who he is.
Tilly is the fat one, why would someone like a landwhale ?

>>211492598
Sarek handsome

So its two ruined threads by the In the news spammer at once. Busy day.

>>211492975
Also not that guy but I know his lore

>>211492814
best looking cardy ever, also love the story that between takes she would walk around the lot in LA scaring children in full make up

>>211492801
>The holo chambers on B5
>sweatingEustace.jpg

Please add dissociative personality disorder to the In the news spammer.
In case you already had not.

>>211493008
The story is funny but doesn't make sense. Surely children on a Paramount lot would know there's movie makeup since it's a movie lot.

>>211492173 (OP)
Spots or gtfo.

>>211493160
you can still jump scare them, I assume they were having a school field trip

What would TNG have been like with one of them playing Picard?

It almost happened, you know.

>>211492954
>For two weeks after the airing of this episode, Mark Lenard received more fan mail than Leonard Nimoy.

>>211492719
my wifew

>>211493209
too old, too young, too black, however I would choose the black guy if I was forced to pick, that guy has serious gravitas and a kino voice

>>211493233
Garth is your wife?

>>211493209
>>211493252
I think the black guy would make for an interesting show, makes me wonder how things would be different.

>>211493374
is that an issue

>>211493209
Who the fuck are these guys

>>211494112
The three guys who were in the running for being cast as Picard other than Stewart

>>211494070
frankly, yes

Will I’m going on assignment. I’ll be back in three years. You’re ten so you can handle things here. Your mother is dead and it’s all your fault.

>>211494257
He was a good father.

>>211493209
I think the real question is: what would’ve happened to Patrick Stewart’s career had he not landed the role?

>>211494330
He probably would've stayed with the theater in London and not done much US tv/film

>>211494330
I, Claudius 2: Sejanus's Revenge

>>211494330
same as most british actors, theater, talk shows period dramas and a lot of faggotry

>>211493209
The guy on the left played Riker's dad.

>>211492173 (OP)
>>211492467
>>211492598
Hey. The real answer is the same as Skittles - taste the rainbow.

>>211494417
Later he'd get a role on Downton Abbey or some shit and would be well thought of but his career would be of much lower stature

>>211494330
Dune 2
Excalibur 2
Robert Duvall would be Professor X

>>211494414
Graves actually wrote a sequel to I, Claudius called Claudius the God. I haven’t read it

>>211494555
I did not like I, Claudius at all, really.

It puts way too much emphasis on Livia, elevating her at the cost of making characters like Augustus and Agrippa one-dimensional and downright imbecilic at times.
Just pure revisionist history to the point of being insulting.

>>211494674
Spare us your lack of taste, peon.

>one ship, things are looking up
Siggid knew he was playing a changeling at this point also knew the last ep, its subtle but his performance does change, a little more controlled a little bit smug, this is why you plan for twists and tell actors whats coming, that way if they are decent actors they can alter their characterization ever so slightly that on re-watch you notice that hints were their the while time. Apparently he was pissed off about the genetic enhancement reveal, not the reveal it self but that it wasn't planned so he couldn't work in some bits and pieces hinting at it, watching these eps I see his point, for all bashirs over the top enthusiasm and nativity, siggid can really be quite nuanced when the writing calls for it. Also why Ed Harris was pissed off he wasn't told about the twist in WW s1, even if that one was planned.

>>211494674
I enjoyed it but I never took it too seriously. Graves was a bit of a wanker

>>211494518
of course also have the obligatory dr who cameo, you know the usual

>>211494740
History has to come first. There's some good writing and some great performances in there but c'mon, man.
>all the great men of history of the Pax Romana?
>they were actually idiots!

>>211494555
you should its well named, Claudius is 5d chessing everybody and its glorious

>>211494832
>History has to come first.
no it doesn't not at all, you realize Antonys famous speech probably never happened right? a good story is a good story regardless

>>211494834
It’s on my list

>>211494832
>buying into the great men of pax romana propaganda
You’re just doing the opposite, retard. Real life is far more nuanced. Either way I, Claudius isn’t a history lesson it’s a drama you autistic moron. You should stop watching Star Trek because the Bell Riots didn’t happen last year.

>>211494897
>>211494980
I disagree. The rules for historical fiction are different than normal fiction. There has to be an element of the possible in historical fiction or else anyone who is familiar with the period will not be able to suspend their disbelief.

There's also the fact that this is your core audience because people interested in the period are most likely to check out fiction on said period in the first place.
I'm sorry that you can't appreciate the logic.

>>211495089
Nobody on Earth, not even your mom, cares what you think.

>>211495130
>taking criticism of things you like personally
A sure sign of autism

>>211495089
Counterpoint: I, Claudius is highly acclaimed both as a book and as a television drama so basically you’re absolutely fucking wrong on an objective level.

>>211495181
So is S3 of Picard.

>>211495089
your agreement is not required or relevant, in short you are a faggot, contemplate this on the tree of woe

>>211495169
That autism remark really cut you huh. The fact is that no one takes your perceptions seriously because you’re aggressively unintelligent despite your high opinion of yourself. That’s why all you get is a flippant ‘fuck off retard’. You’re the most worked up about this.

>>211495279
>someone mentions I, Claudius
>I'm not a huge fan because it's not very historically accurate
>SHUT UP FAGGOT, FUCKING IDIOT, FUCKING MORON
>Wow, man, calm down!
>Actually, it's YOU that's worked up about this!
I don't understand you guys sometimes. It's really not that serious. London has not fallen. Please, relax.

>complain historical inaccuracy in a drama
>blatantly lie about a chain of comments because your feelings are deeply hurt

Oh wait, I forgot the time. It's "EU hours unreasonably contentious argument for no reason anon," totally slipped my mind.

Carry on, maybe post a filename with an underscore or two.

>>211495529
I’m actually the (Canadian) guy that starts the contentious arguments while sitting on the shitter. You glorious retards just roll the ball. I, Claudius is great, just like Shakespeare’s plays, but they’re not accurate nor do I expect them to be

The twist is that he doesn’t actually know anything about Roman history

>>211495659
Graves? He was a recognized historian.

In Trek News, Trek is Bek! The first two episodes of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S03 screened at Tribeca last night, and the first five episodes have been released to reviewers.

The articles are rolling in and it looks like another great season. The common Trekkies get to see the new season starting mid July on The Plus.

Let's Fly!

>>211495615
Admitting to enjoyment of stirring the shitposting pot makes me think you're also this fucking faggot >>211495877

This true?

j'dan was right. allying with the federation was a mistake. fuck spock

>>211494330
>what would’ve happened to Patrick Stewart’s career had he not landed the role?
I'm sure that's what he thought as he steeled himself before every convention and meet and greet.

>>211495877
>early release to approved reviewers
surely they can be trusted to give an honest opinion. not as if their livelihood is at stake

>>211495877
In Trek news SNW is cancelled after 5 seasons! Let’s die!

https://youtu.be/NPqDIwWMtxg?feature=shared

July 17th. Just one month.

>>211496093
Not to defend Strange New Slop but 5 seasons is a better run than most streaming only shows. You have no idea how many shows get cancelled after one or two seasons because they fail to make an impact.

>>211495615
>>211495918
>>211496193
>he didn't answer
Yep, it's the same guy.

>>211495918
Of course not. I have to draw the line somewhere and my rank shitposting is intended to spur discussion, not murder it. Fuck nutrek to death

>>211496193
Every flagship nutrek show gets five “seasons” despite performance

>>211495615
>the (Canadian) guy
Sh-Sh-Shatner?
Related: why don't more of you poutinejabis support Canadian sci-fi like Lexx? It was a joint leaf-kraut production.

>>211492467
Rare case of a likeable Andorian woman. She probably would have banged Malcolm.

I’m Malcolm irl (help)

>>211496193
>canceled after FORTY FIVE episodes
NuTrek can't stop losing.

>>211496513
Better 45 than zero

What this thread really needs right now is for someone to post gratuitious shots of female characters from Star Trek enterprise.

i think it's fun in Star Trek when some actor who had a bit part comes back in another episode as a different character and i recognize them. it happens alot and i'm sure i don't even catch half of them.

>>211496513
>>211496306
Even Prodigy (the biggest NuTrek failure) somehow got 50 episodes.

>>211496552
>better
no zero would've been quite satisfactory

>>211496576
Brian Thompson is a kino machine

Don't think Ethan owns a suit. He never dresses up for anything.

Nutrek is officially over. SNW is canceled and there are no new projects in development.

>>211492992
>>211492719

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! Let's celebrate with a nu remix!

Lower Decks is here for you
It's your favorite Star Trek crew
They're so quirky, cool and fun
It's the best cartoon in town
Trek's no longer just for nerds
Join Paramount+ with your friends
We have Mariner, Boimler too
Tendi is trans and so will be you

We will breach final frontier
By accepting folks who's queer
Strong black female is our lead
Dabbing on white boys indeed
Kurtzman's vision guides us now
Be inclusive and have fun
We're best Star Trek, through and through
Tendi is trans and so will be you

NuTrek shows are here to stay
Support all who's black or gay
Eat your bugs and drink your söy
Be a good, obedient goy
Buy subscription and consume
Don't use words "tranny" or "troon"
CBS tells you what to do
Tendi is trans...

Tendi is trans...

Tendi is trans...

Tendi is trans and so will be you!

>https://vocaroo.com/1e6WlcUdky7o

>>211496331
I liked Lexx back in the day but it was just coomer bait. It’s a shame, it had some cool ideas

>>211496556
You’re a fucking homo. Your brain operates on smoke detector batteries so you think 4chan is a place that’s “different”. You’re what’s different. We call this a polycule geezer. You’re in a mostly homosexual relationship with 15 other men a fat chick and two hairy retard girls one of whom is a junkie

>>211496744
Feels good, doesn't it? I hope Skydance will do a better job. Redditors even put a bunch of rules for them.

>>211496744
starfleet academy is in production but theres nothing firm after that.
i have a feeling academy gets S31 treatment and cut down to 2-3 hours

the nu-trek fag is going full schizo, lmao

>>211496805
>but it was just coomer bait
So basically Canuck ENT

>>211496629
>we need a chiseled aryan looking guy who looks like he kicks ass
>Dolf Lundgren wants too much money
>I have just the guy
He is consistently great thobeit

>>211496902
That’s a fair assessment. If it’d had the ST brand behind it I’m sure it would’ve done much better than it did

What's this stance called? Chiana did it a lot in Farscape, too.

>>211496585
prodigy episode count is a joke. eps are 25 minutes and 5 of that is credits. A plot is one long story that could have been told in 50 minutes. half the B plots are trash. theres some decent trek in there but not enough to seperate it from the rest of nushit

>>211496855
Feeling superstitious about statistics as a general concept? They make medication for that. Or did you just not know you’re gay?

>>211497045
contrapposto
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contrapposto

>>211497115
lmao your tears are hilarious, keep crying I have no idea what "statistics" you are talking about and I don't care

>>211496838
The streaming model is so antithetical to what made Trek great, it’s no wonder they can’t coexist. Streaming needs instant returns. Trek is best enjoyed as a slow burn where you watch one episode a day and savor the details. Streaming is about cliffhanger porn. Trek is about the journey more than the destination. Streaming is content. Trek is more than the sum of its parts.

>>211497178

Let me borrow some tissues when you’re done jerking off bud. I meant the demographics of the thread you’re gooning in. Mostly male. You feel more comfortable being intimate with men it’s okay.

>>211497335
I was just having some bantz I didn't realize you are actually insane nvm, last (you)

>>211497178
>I have no idea what "statistics" you are talking about
Clearly picrel

>>211497422
I accept your concession of defeat and recognize your meager attempt at salvaging the remainder of your shattered homosexual ego as an admission of my continued superior intellect. Furthermore it is entirely possible I fucked your bitch

>>211497422
It's not schizo Monday but remember last year's Father's Day meltdown...it is Father's Day today.

so the nu-trek fag is genuinely schizophrenic eh?

Post YFW ______ is """renewed""" for its fifth and FINAL season!

>>211497559
There's more than one. This is the pizza bitch

Upcoming New Trek - in Production

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S03
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S04
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S05

Star Trek: Starfleet Academy S01
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy S02

Star Trek: Khan (Audio Series)

Star Trek: Starfleet Scouts (Animated)

Star Trek: Enter the Tawnyverse (Pilot at Script)

The Lezzie Dykes cancellation was already a lot but SNW getting cancelled broke them beyond all repair.

>>211497590
are we sure they aren't all the same one? its a pattern of insanity and gibberish each and every time

>>211497130
Cool stuff

>>211497559
Meanwhile old-trek retards like you still haven't gotten over the fact that you got BTFO by the BBT.

>>211497559
Esls thinking anyone with the ability to form a complete sentence in less than fifteen minutes that doesn’t read like mister Rodger’s must be an esl or “unhinged” will never get old

>>211497635
>half of the list is not even television
Give up Trek News, it's over.

>>211497699
This show has done more to ruin Star Trek’s reputation with younger audiences than anything NuTrek has produced.

>>211497699
>>211497709
genuine and irreparable mental damage, you should seek help to at least mitigate your condition

>>211497853
beautiful ship

>>211497820
Esls, thinking anyone with the ability to form a complete sentence, in less than fifteen minutes, that doesn’t read like mister Rodger’s, must be an esl, or “unhinged”, will never get old.

Earth to planet retard that’s what human speech looks like. Sorry I don’t have time to edit my 4chan posts for people who don’t speak English as their first language

>>211497758
He's intentionally padding out his list because he knows things are looking pretty grim for his Woke Trek. It's Wilderness Years after SFA S2, if not sooner if Skydance decides to get a tax write off.

>>211497853
the og enterprise was a work of art, I like Ent-A fine but this was just perfect

>>211498254
Another day, another "ENTposter can only post coom" comment from me.

But well, this thread is a great example of why I have said I will take an ENTcoomer over a Nu-Trek faggot any day of the week.

>>211497635

:)

https://vocaroo.com/16r7O2rm5Opg

>>211498164
the original model, if someone had some foresite to store it properly it would've been worth a fortune, one still exists though in the smithsonian

Soon.

>>211497853

>>211498458
its a big ship

Kurtzman out from Star Trek. Israel has fallen. Oy vey.

>>211498571
thats awesome, more bts models pls

>>211498458
Imagine if some drunk dude plowed his car into that model. They probably would not have had the money to build another one and Star Trek would have never of happened.

>>211498673
not exactly ships but I always liked this one, Montalban was from fantasy island its just the crew playing a prank on him

>>211498733
they carted it out to take the photo to show the size comparison compared to a car, its not like it was just sitting in the parking lot, lol

>>211498628
For you.

>>211497669
yes i have studied every one of these schizos for my dossier

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL /trek/ STAR TREK TIER LIST
Also, I fucked Major Kira's mother YET AGAIN.
That is all.

>They fear it could open the company to bribery charges...that their directors and officers insurance doesn’t cover if some prosecutor brought a case.
I have spent my career being able to tell when the other guy's mouth is dry. There is something going on here.

https://nypost.com/2025/06/13/media/how-to-read-the-tea-leaves-on-stalled-8b-paramount-skydance-deal/

>>211499016
I hear Prodigy is alright for a kid's show.
I've never watched it though, so I can't speak authoritatively.

>>211498628

BTS thread

>>211499168
season 1 is okay. season 2 is a shitshow

>>211499168
you heard WRONG, faggot!

>>211499169
>CHINESE NUCLEAR WARHEAD
wtf is going on here

>>211499197

>>211498571
Pic of the Star Trek Phase 2 tv series drydock. Its crazy how far Phase 2 got to being on tv before they decided to do TMP because of Star Wars.

>>211499206
Animal House? In my TNG? its more likely than you think

>>211499354
If this had happened in 2010, that woman would be writing a long tweet about in 2025 about how she felt abused and attacked by Shatner who was using his star power to touch her without her permission.

>>211499484
Nobody cares about cancelled show. Give it a rest, will ye

>>211499422
i like tmp but we were robbed

>>211499569
but what about deforest kelley? clearly that woman is invading his personal space

>211497635
>hijab officer
>covering rank and combadge
NuTrek is so fucking gay lmao

> TNG was cancelled 31 years ago.

>>211499693
>still believing in any religion while you're getting fucked in the ass by an alien

>>211497501
>I like science :|

Remember when Nu-Trek made Sulu gay just because George Takei is gay even though the character Sulu never was?

>>211499770
>the character Sulu never was?
he was certainly fruity and annoying however

>>211499770
remember that even takei the massive gay said he thought it was stupid and that sulu isn't gay, nu trek is so fucking dumb

>>211499757
Do you think Space Mooslims stop whatever they're doing and face towards Earth to start praying?

>211499728
>TNG was cancelled
After how many episodes again?

>>211499830
muslims would never end up in space

>>211499168
Just show your kids TOS. It’s a great way to build their imagination.

>>211499894
A bit more than one and a half season

chekov ain't looking right

>>211499920
>muslims would never end up in space
Tell that to NuTrek.

>>211499972
i regard nutrek the same way as anything i might read on ao3. it's not Star Trek

>>211499926
I don't have kids. But nieces and nephews will not watch it.
I've tried.

Well, I've tried TNG, VOY, and DS9.

>>211500015
bad choice for kids TOS is the only one that will work

>>211499947
his hair looks pretty thin there or maybe he's wearing a fishnet on his head?

>>211500000

>>211498910
Those are some juicy tits

>>211500084
I was referring to his expression but yes he does look like hes wearing a hair net

>>211500015
Bummer. Gen Alpha doesn’t watch scripted content in general. Only unboxing videos and Minecraft. Most legacy franchises aren’t even trying to reach them.

>>211500084
chekov looks like he's about to murder everyone in an orgy of blood that hasn't been seen since the bolshevik purge

>>211499926
I remember in grade school, one day they took our class into one of the rooms in the library and showed us "The Trouble with Tribbles". I loved it so much, not having to do any schoolwork that day for that class, and a great TOS episode for kids. That was the day I really liked Trek.

>>211499778
that movie would have been better if the Son'a were the race that the Bak'u originally left behind, not the literal children of the Bak'u people we see in the movie.

>>211500046
It's the one that definitely won't work.
>>211500222
>Only unboxing videos and Minecraft.
100%. They love that shit.
I've tried Malcolm in the Middle, too. That they said they liked, but then they played on roblox while it was playing in the background.

>>211500530
you are doing it all wrong, I have kids and they love old trek, and dr who, its just a matter of picking the right episode, you probably just go
>well they have to start at the beginning
no just pick a good one like say what this anon was saying >>211500344

>>211500605
>its just a matter of picking the right episode,
I thought I did.

>>211496838
I bet they won't even fire Secret Hideout. Without that, nothing will change.

>>211500646
did you pick trouble with tribbles? if no then you didn't

>>211500344
i'm 36 years old and i watched that episode for the first time last night. i have no idea if a kid would find this funny but i could not stop giggling at this one shot. i rewound it like 10 times.

https://litter.catbox.moe/j5aqfj.mp4

Kirk is so fed up in this episode. it's so fun

>STORAGE COMPARTMENTS STORAGE COMPARTMENTS

>>211499830
Yes. I've had to research this for Reasons.

>>211500736
Like I said, I didn't try TOS (outside of Wrath of Khan).
No, I tried showing them the early episodes I liked.

The first episode of Star Trek I ever watched was VOY - Blink of an Eye.
I thought it might be too boring for them so I just picked the "fun" episodes.

>>211500809

>>211497045
>Farscape
Do you recommend it? I remember seeing a few episodes on TV decades ago but I've never watched it properly

>>211499197

>>211500894
Do you know any kids with ADHD?
It ain't easy.

>>211501143

>>211501143
what is this

>>211501148
yes, try trouble with tribbles

>>211501198

>>211501211
by the look of it its v'ger

>>211501257
I'll try it.
But I honestly doubt they'll give it a chance.

I've tried all the things I loved as a kid, they hated all of it.
Fucking Short Circuit. I loved that movie!
They said it was boring.
Little shits.

>>211501311
Yes, this and
>>211501268
>>211501198
>>211501143
are the Vger model

>>211501408
good luck m8 kids are a lot of work, just go easy and explain that sometimes stories need time to be set up before the fun stuff happens, and make sure what they are watching delivers on that promise, over time they should trust you that while they might initially find it "boring" they know you've picked something to watch that will pay off.

>>211500911
Big yes.

>>211501751
Humans are Superior

>>211501494
adding more panels to the interior of V'ger and testing lights

>>211500682
>I bet they won't even fire Secret Hideout
They've canceled SNW.

>>211501879
fully lit up and ready for filming

>>211493192
>I assure you Ms. Farrell, the pubic spots are vital for your character.

Ywnbtfpsp
(You will never be terry farrell pubic spot painter)

Why even live?

>>211502010
Life indeed is unfair...

>>211501951
amazing

>>211501211
space vagina

>>211501941
SH will still do Academy and the Risa show. Put me in the screenshot. Kurtzman has dirt on someone.

>>211502010
>Why even live?
You tell me, coomer. What you're doing, a constant stream of idiot coomposting, isn't living.

Dont throw rocks in glass houses.

Original Trek did everything better.

>>211492173 (OP)

The funny part of this episode is that they imply mental illness has been cured except for a handful of those resistant to treatment. There is another episode from season 1 "Dagger of the Mind" That uses the same idea.

>>211502534
It's dead. Skydance has veto rights and they executed it two days ago when they cancelled SNW.

death to coomposters

>>211495615
I’m also canadian and sitting on the shitter

>>211503128
it is funny that they've never managed to make a decent looking orion after the 60s

>>211503159
Inshallah. As much as I like Bob Picardo and Paul Giamatti, Academy will suck.

>>211503208
Orions showing up at all was pretty rare.

>>211503167
That's no way to talk about Winnipeg

>>211503208
Ent had great Orion girls.

>>211503208

>>211503208

Lou Ferrigno was fine he was used to being painted green from the Hulk.

>>211503343
they looked like shit
>>211503354
cartoons don't count

>>211503423
you literally can't help but think of the wicked witch from the wizard of oz. they should have used a different shade of green or something

>>211496838
>Star Trek protagonists must be morally good

>>211503423
He aged better than Arnold.

>>211503513
Was it murder?

>>211495936
>Wants to ally with the people that actually massacred and raped his people whowould never tolerate an alliance with the Klingons they weren't in control of simply because he thinks the federation isn't based enough

>>211496839
that's 4 hours longer than it deserves

>>211503354
>dyke haircut
Into the trash it goes.

>>211503513
Janeway's killing of Tuvix was not only morally good, it was the highest degree of moral excellence. She completely an unequivocally vanquished the evil, disgusting lifeform because it violated the Federation moral code of willingly allowing yourself to die when necessary for the greater good. Everyone on the ship was DISGUSTED by this thing sitting there and asking them to keep it alive. No creature such as this has any right to exist within the moral utopia of the Federation, where to be good is to be good and being good is being good and everyone kills themselves in teleporters constantly for the greater good and harry kim is replaced by a dimensional alternate good and the good is good so no good creature would EVER choose to live over the greater good commanded by the good captain Captain Janeway!!

>>211503354

Jessie Gender's in the thread!

>>211503621
The Federation is unironically not based enough. Better to be enslaved by a brutal militarist enemy than to be enslaved by a coddling and insidious moral weakling.

>>211496839
They’ll probably release one season and say it was always intended as a miniseries. The Risa sitcom is definitely cancelled, but they’ll launder the premise into a different IP.

>>211503763
but the troon has long girl-coded hair not short bulldyke hair

>>211503783
>Are you seeing yourself on the show?
>Yeah. I’m developing it for myself.
>Every script I had written was for me because this business is so hard, so you have to create opportunities for yourself. So I write to create roles for me so that is the goal for this show, should we get to–that is the other thing I have to say.
You've no idea how much Schadenfreude I'm feeling, I've been on a high since Lezzie Dykes got canceled. Picard summed it up best. The Kurtzman Era of Star Trek has been nothing but "sheer fucking hubris."

>>211503783
>The Risa sitcom
lol i never heard of this. who thought this was a good idea

I've hear from a friend that the atmosphere at the SNW premiere was "like a funeral".

>>211503902
>who thought this was a good idea
The Lower Decks trannies who wanted more adventure of wacky space lesbians.

>>211503971
it was live action?

>>211503938
The show is a walking corpse. Every time a network announces a preemptive cancellation the ratings nosedive. It happened with The Witcher. Netflix is only releasing the final season out of obligation to shareholders.

>>211503938
>I've hear from a friend that the atmosphere at the SNW premiere was "like a funeral".
Frakes was blowing a trombone?

>>211503128
I SEE SOME CAUCASIAN SKIN ON THE FINGERS

>>211504170
>Picard thinks Geordi is dead
>Has the crew put on a a heartfelt memorial service
>Picard thinks Data is dead
>”Oi Worf, you wanna be the new Data, or what?”

>>211504183
Orions are naturally blotchy.

>>211504183
She is quite literally the standard model for all Orions. She is how all Orions are intended to be.

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>>211504183
why did trekkies have a bad rep? my mom is the biggest normie popular pretty girl stereotype in her day and i'll be watching TOS and she'll be like "ohhh we used to watch that all the time! it was the only sci-fi show back then!"

so what changed?

>>211504668
they became weirdos

>>211492173 (OP)
>Green Women
What are they like in bed?

>>211504812
green

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>>211504812
Not ripe yet, but they try.

>>211504812
They love their holes chloro-filled

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>>211504668
Tabletop players are the nerds that TV writers think Trekkies are. Every Trekkie I've met is a normal person with a job and family. But I've been to MTG tournaments that are every stereotype of the basement dweller whose never been in a serious relationship.

>>211504668
Shatner opened the floodgates when he went on SNL in the 80s and did a sketch at a Trek convention and told them "Get a life, will you people"

The best part of Nemesis. I want to get crazy with her and a bottle of Romulan ale.

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>>211505471
>Computer, deactivate safety protocols.

>>211505739
Bless her and her greek titties.

The way you people described ENT made it sound like it would entire seasons of the Starship going back in time and fighting aliens during WW2, but that's just a very short part of the plot toward the end. Maybe stop lying to people who want to watch kino?

The only way ENT is ever described here is "hurr hurr T'Pol booba must coom to andorian chick feet"

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>>211506311
where are the non-coomer ENT fans then?

That isn't true. Enterprise also has base military attack science fiction kino where humans attack aliens and kill them because they fucked with Earth they fuck with ALL OF US!

>>211506725
Say that again without crying.

>>211506347
Halfway homes and under bridges, mostly.

>>211506968
Shut the fuck up.

>>211506968

> ENT Fan

"Ahhh -- almost got me. Trick question. There are no ENT fans."

>>211508138
What did ENT have going for it except for T'Pol in a catsuit?

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>>211508316
>There are no ENT fans
Twenty years later, ENT is still more popular than your canceled lesbian cartoon. How do you feel about that?

I'm going to do THIS to every ENT denier.

>>211508333
Ah yes. As we know, fans of a television program show their affiliation and devotion to a show by searching it on Google over a thirty day period.

>>211508590
I said popular as in people showing interest in it. You want me to post fanfiction statistics as proof of fandom engagement? Tumblr posts? These are not flattering for Lezzie Dykes either.

>>211508455
>another coom pic
Let me guess the safe word is "rape gangs"

The only person I know who likes ENT is my poly Jewish friend.

>>211508668
>You want me to post fanfiction statistics as proof of fandom engagement? Tumblr posts?
Actually, yes. I am genuinely curious about that, now that you've brought it up. Off to AO3, chop chop.

The trouble with Enterprise is that there are no boring episodes to use as dead noise while falling asleep. Voyager and TNG had plenty of them, DS9 had a few in the first two and last two seasons, but almost every Enterprise episode is worth watching.

>>211508732
>1 - 20 of 6,705 Works in Star Trek: Enterprise
>1 - 20 of 1,212 Works in Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)

>>211508915
How many of the ENT fics were written before Trek and Morty came out? Is the window of writing the same?

>>211508875
>there are no boring episodes to use as dead noise while falling asleep.
carbon creek
a night in sickbay

>>211508333

> Trek conventions are a verifiable SEA on ENT boiler cleaner uniforms! They are!

Trek convention cos is TNG, because Geezers bought the uniforms decades ago, and LOW -- because LOW won the hearts of the Trekkies. Any ENT uniform sightings are actually someone there to fix the air conditioning.

>>211508915

> ENTards are creepy sex freaks

We've noticed.

>>211509001
>LOW won the hearts of the Trekkies. Any ENT uniform sightings
ENT uniforms are ON LD you knob.

>>211509001
So let me get this straight. You're debunking my empirical Google Search data with... anecdotes from your Star Trek convention experience?
Yeah, I'm aware that Star Trek cons are full of tranny freaks wearing STD and LD uniforms. That's why most trekkies don't go them.

I would buy a TOS uniform. I think I like them best especially the pointy, heeled boots and how the pants have that flare thing.

>>211509120

Trek convention cos.

> I saw it in a cartoon!

So, cartoons are Canon/Reality now?

> Yes! I mean No! Yes!

>>211508915
It helps that Enterprise had a likeable hetero relationship weirdos want to write for. What does Lower Decks have to offer? Nothing.
Though it would make sense that all fanfic writers would gravitate towards the gay shit in NuTrek like flies to shit. The fact that there's so little of it speaks to the total failure of NuTrek. They failed to even capture the queer modern audience they oh so desired.

>>211509248
>Trek convention cos
ENT costumes won't pop like Trek tricolors, but I can't see that as a reflection of the series writ large

>>211509311
>What does Lower Decks have to offer?

>>211492173 (OP)
how big is the federation really?
say how long does it take for a military ship with warp 9.xx to travel from the western border to the east?
how about civilian shio with warp 5?

>>211509196
>the pointy, heeled boots

they got those from the Beatles though.

>>211509311
>make a show to pander to queers
>the queers still write about the straights
Pathetic.
NuTrek needs to go away forever

>>211509173

> MY empirical Google Search data!

You randomly punching in search terms and only accepting the results that seem to confirm your insane dream reality isn't "empirical". It's "tragic". In a " there but for the Grace of God" way.

Now, post your spreadsheet.

>>211509381
the trek boots are tall though

>>211509411
The disaster that was Lower Decks needs to be thoroughly studied. How they still found a way to still shit all over their small audience is impressive. Kurtzman will always find a way.

>>211509436
>You randomly punching in search terms
Star Trek: Enterprise, 706th most popular show on IMDb
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0244365/
Star Trek: Lower Decks, 1065th
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9184820/

You're getting railed by a twenty year old Star Trek show that wasn't even that well liked. It's embarrassing.

>mfw I got that stupid nigger to search Lower Drecks fanfic on AO3

>>211509669

hate how when Spock's in command people start acting like it's a fucking democracy and their stupid feelings suddenly matter and they don't have to take orders. Spock finally said "Then mutiny or shit the fuck up." and they got all butthurt. what's with these faggots

>>211509743
Anon, his innocence sullied

>>211509669
Fanfiction is important to Star Trek fan culture

Any fanfics with Neelix?

>>211509902
only on the darkweb

>>211509902
Those ones are banned from all the fanfic sites, because one fetish is okay, but that one isn't.

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>>211509902
The mere concept is a terrifying thought.

>>211509566

Guess your review bombing on IMDB isn't sad and pathetic at all.

>no erotic fanfic named Borgback mountain
>no "I wish I could quit Hugh"
this is a ... Collective failure among all Trekkies

>>211510230
What review bombing? Review bombing is making Lower Decks less popular than Enterprise? It's literally one metric that is not affected by anything except raw interest.
Your show was bad, it got canceled and now it's forgotten. Fucking get over it. You're crashing out over something nobody even cares about anymore.

>>211510411

> Forgets he has bragged about review bombing New Trek

Seen, this why crazy and inconsistent go together.

>>211510697
How does review bombing affect the fact that Enterprise is more popular than your favorite cartoon?

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