The Dutchman - Kate Mara has sex with a black man. Bucking Fastard - Kate and Rooney Mara have a threesome with their neighbor. My Days of Mercy - Kate Mara has sex with Elliot Page. A Teacher - Kate Mara has sex with a minor. House of Cards - Kate Mara has sex with Kevin Spacey. Brokeback Mountain - Kate Mara has sex with a gay man. Nip Tuck- Kate Mara has sex with Sophia Bush. Happythankyoumoreplease- Kate Mara has sex with Ted Mosby. American Horror Story- Kate Mara plays a horny ghost.
>>211497278 Nothing. It's two hours of fun adventure movie with a great cast and music. It's obviously set in Africa if that triggers you. Also, there's a crazy hippo attack
>>211501419 it would be so fun to glide around trees like that. it would also be fun to fly, or to run as fast as a cheetah. we humans are so boring, jack of all trades master of none
>>211495864 My 85yo grandma with dementia was absolutely more wasted than this ape
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6/15/2025, 11:13:13 PM No.211506436
>>211501461 This one monkey legit looks like cryptid. I'd shit myself if this charcoal black thing with long arms came out of the bushes in the middle of the night.
>>211502645 >>211502678 We're fucking around trying to teach gorillas sign language when these niggas are smoking blunts and dipping biscuits in tea.
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6/15/2025, 11:22:52 PM No.211506827
>>211500074 monkeys and apes drink alcohol in the wild. they ferment fruits and certain trees and consume alcohol. its why we can metabolize alcohol in the first place. drinking alcohol is older than humanity
>>211502530 >twerking is not hot. It's fucking disgusting exactly because it demeans women and makes them look like animals. I prefer my women with some semblance of dignity and grace.
>>211516171 This is so sad on the surface they get seemingly complex problems. But we get the aftermath of their true nature when we try and integrate them with us. We've seen it and we don't do anything about it
>>211495409 ever notice how monkeys in chinese zoos act like chinese people, but monkey's in american zoos act like niggers (twerking and violent behavior)
>>211504899 I get your point but we are actually impressive physically. There really isnt many animals that can beat us in endurance runs. You can literally jog a Gazelle to death, given you can track it and you arent fat.
I really enjoyed those movies where they make the chimp skateboard and watch hockey or whatever else. Irredeemable dogshit BUT they did teach chimps to ice skate
>>211518541 Vids like this are sobering. Ape might be friendly, but you never knows when it decides to fuck you up. And if it does - you are fucked. Look at that fucking reaction speed, speed of its movements and grip strength. Retard would have been dead in a 10 seconds if there was no cage.
>>211536132 >retard picks random, innocuous trait like using your phone to scold people for, pretending it makes them inferior to him because it makes him feel better about himself Extremely female behaviour but many such cases unfortunately