Thread 211501968 - /tv/ [Archived: 1116 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:13:38 PM No.211501968
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>literal ninja dr mengele^100
>personality dissect 6 gorrilions children
>get away with it because he's sorry
is naruto retarded?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:14:24 PM No.211501996
Projekt papaerclip
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:14:46 PM No.211502008
kinda felt like highly specific fanservice to villain lovers like me
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:15:40 PM No.211502048
>only lgbt character
>pedophile
why was kishimoto like this
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:16:14 PM No.211502069
What happened with Kabuto? He acquired some cool powers in Naruto
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:17:23 PM No.211502108
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No, it's just Japanese. Remember how they still refused to recognize the atrocities committed on WW2. They are very forgiving of their own villainy.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:20:20 PM No.211502214
orochimaru won. white snake gonna lurk forever bitches, waiting to groom/kill your kids when you get old and I'm still immortal sssssssssuck my dick
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:25:15 PM No.211502400
>>211501968 (OP)
He resurrected the 4 Hokage is what he did. He was a legendary Sannin. And in this hidden village, Orochimaru is a hero. End of story.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:27:23 PM No.211502465
>>211502069
well, certainly nothing that prevented Orochimaru from collecting his Snake Sage essence Kabuto synthesized out of his corpse back. He see he still gets to do mad ninja scientist stuff all day in his jutsu r&d lab
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:42:48 PM No.211502965
>>211501968 (OP)
>get away with it because he's sorry
he isn't
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:10:10 PM No.211503936
>>211501968 (OP)
Go back to /a/
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:15:27 PM No.211504121
>>211501968 (OP)
QRD? I stopped watching this show ages ago and never found out the fate of the characters. What happened with Naruto, Sasuke, that pink haired girl, and Orochimaru? Who ended up winning or turned evil/good?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:23:45 PM No.211504468
>>211504121
>Naruto turned out to be the literal messiah of the setting.
>Becomes hokage, marries Hinata.
>Becomes a literal overworked Japanese salaryman, spending his entire days in the office and neglecting his family.
>Gets killed.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:25:50 PM No.211504554
>>211501968 (OP)
This was funny
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:29:12 PM No.211504675
Naruto Hinata
Naruto Hinata
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>>211504121
Naruto becomes Hokage and marries best girl Hinata. They have 2 kids.
Sasuke becomes a wanderer.
Sakura has a kid with Sasuke, but he is usually not home.
Orochimaru isn't really a good guy, but they keep him alive because he proved himself "useful" during the final battles. He was pardoned for his crimes and is basically on lockdown. >>211501996
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:29:16 PM No.211504678
Naruto is gay.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:51:36 PM No.211505521
>>211504675
sasuke is useful and they told him to fuck off
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:57:23 PM No.211505774
>>211501968 (OP)
Wasnโ€™t he just doing the same kind of stuff as Tobirama? That guy was deified (except by Uchudha scum that he rightfully put his foot down on)
Also he clearly had a positive impact on ninja society because of all the crazy technology and biological advancements that you see in Boruto
Dude was probably single handedly responsible for moving Konoha from analog to digital technology
Also heโ€™s the same character as that creepy doctor from Bleach
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:01:38 PM No.211505967
>>211505774
>Also heโ€™s the same character as that creepy doctor from Bleach

They both ended up similar, but Orochimaru started out as a main antagonist obsessed with utterly destroying Konoha and taking over Sasuke's body. His mad science was a secondary motive.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:02:46 PM No.211506015
>>211502069
>What happened with Kabuto? He acquired some cool powers in Naruto

He became a male nun and runs an orphanage.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:07:23 PM No.211506210
>>211505521
he exiled himself.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:08:50 PM No.211506266
>>211506015
>He became a male nun and runs an orphanage.
I won't even consider the implications that instantly came to mind when I read that.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:09:17 PM No.211506292
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>>211501968 (OP)
>literal Japanese dr mengele^100
>personality dissect 6 gorrilions children
>get away with it because he's sorry
is America retarded?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:12:17 PM No.211506397
>>211501968 (OP)
How was Konohamaru chill interviewing his Grandfather's murderer?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:13:06 PM No.211506427
>>211501968 (OP)
He was right THOUGH
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:18:07 PM No.211506618
>>211506292
>forgive some of the most disgusting acts of human cruelty ever performed (including on american POWs) so you can gain the scientific knowledge it yielded
>said "scientific knowledge" turns out to be utterly worthless
lol, lmao. They really thought the japs were the same as the nazis.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:19:39 PM No.211506680
>>211501968 (OP)
It's a japanese show
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:22:40 PM No.211506814
>>211506292
He wasnโ€™t even sorry. They got away with Unit 731 because they handed over the research notes. Thanks to them, we now understand that people die when you burn and freeze them to death.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:23:28 PM No.211506856
>>211506618
>said "scientific knowledge" turns out to be utterly worthless

>implying knowing exactly how many seconds it takes to strangle a woman to death of every age, length and weight is useless knowledge
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:24:57 PM No.211506924
>>211502069
Orochimaru was invincible so it makes sense to recruit him but kabuto needed to be executed
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:33:09 PM No.211507256
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>literally Generalissimo Stavro Blofeld
>personally starve 6 gorillion arabastian children (the kingdom that belongs to your nakama)
>get away with it because he helps you break from prison in your failed attempt to rescue your brother
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:46:10 PM No.211507844
>>211506924
It doesn't get as washed as Orochimaru. Dude not only killed, but experimented and possessed bodies. Orochimaru is only invincible as he's not locked inside some contraption/context like Hidan.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:49:23 PM No.211507953
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Naruto past the Chuunin Exams is some real dumb nigga shit. I fucking hate shounen animes its always like "how can we take a cool idea and completely fuck it up"
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:07:53 AM No.211508702
>>211507953
Most of part 1 was from HxH. Whether it did it better than that is entirely on you.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:10:15 AM No.211508808
>>211506814
lmao
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:42:04 AM No.211510287
>>211506814
didn't he end up writing a book or bragging about it or something too?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:49:52 AM No.211510673
>>211507953
Even then it felt like the chuunin exams were rushed. I remember hearing Kishimoto wanted to flesh Team 7 out a bit more by having them go on more missions and gradually introduce the other teams but the editors made him skip straight to the tournament arc, because all shonens need a tournament arc.
Kishi is also a fucking faggot hack writer in his own way, though. Really feels like Naruto was a top tier idea that needed to be handled by somebody more competent.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:53:31 AM No.211510860
>>211501968 (OP)
Kabuto got away with everything and he's singlehandedly responsible for 4th GNW
This guy at least helps out the war effort massively with 4 Hokages.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:56:47 AM No.211511025
>>211501968 (OP)
He did nothing wrong
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:00:26 AM No.211511221
Power scaling is fuck
Akatsuki was basically the strongest organization, they could've btfod any nation, atleast until we knew about the moon eye plan
The Akatsuki could roll out as a single group and basically btfo almost everyone
Also Naruto rasengan spam got old, wish he learnt stuff like raijin or his mom's sealing jutsu
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:03:40 AM No.211511373
>>211507256
One thing I like about Luffy is he doesn't pretend to be some hero. He happens to do heroic things, but a pirate is not a hero.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:11:59 AM No.211511743
>>211504675
>>211504468
>Sasuke and Sakura having a kid together
Thanks for the update but thatโ€™s freaking lame. I thought he was going to be the next big bad.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:13:05 AM No.211511794
Thinking of starting naruto honestly. I feel I've been avoiding it too long while I read/watch good things instead, now I reached the point where I read all the kino and just need a new long series so I can visit all the slop I avoided. I was pleasantly surprised by one piece which was another series I avoided forever, I just need a new long series.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:33:42 AM No.211512762
>>211510860
Wait, how was Kabuto responsible for the Great War?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:39:33 AM No.211513037
>>211512762
Never mind, just read the wiki. I completely forgot he was so instrumental to the war efforts. Dude basically made the army.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:45:22 AM No.211513316
>>211511794
don't, it's dogshit
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:53:21 AM No.211513638
2Q==(571)
2Q==(571)
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>>211501968 (OP)
You think he'll be kidnapped by the Mossad at some point?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:56:20 AM No.211513767
>>211511794
If you get to the timeskip just stop there.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:59:37 AM No.211513889
>>211504121
>QRD? I stopped watching this show ages ago and never found out the fate of the characters. What happened with
>Naruto
Became Hokage. Had two kids with Hinata whom he begudgingly ignores because he's bombarded with paperwork 24/7.
>Sasuke
Basically became like what Jiraiya was and is constantly away from the village and isn't doing his part to sire more of his bloodline.
>that pink haired girl
Got with Sasuke and had a daughter by him. I don't remember if she's the village's chief medical officer or not.
>Orochimaru
Is under constant surveillance by the Leaf. Only reason why he's not incarcerated is because his amoral methods have proven useful and is allowed to keep doing shit so that when shit hits the fan and they need someone to blame quick while they solve the actual problem, Orochimaru is there as a scapegoat.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:59:52 AM No.211513898
>>211511794
I would advise the same thing as this anon >>211513767. There's plenty of interesting stuff that happens afterwards, but they are a dime a dozen and full of intervals of literally shit.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:09:48 AM No.211514239
>>211513316
>>211513767
>>211513889
>>211513898
I feel like Naruto is basically similar to Game of Thrones minus it being instantly forgotten. People kept on lamenting about how dreadful it got yet stuck with it out of obligation.

Ironically the year it ended was the year HxH 2011 ended.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:19:51 AM No.211514647
last fight
last fight
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>>211511743
>I thought he was going to be the next big bad.
For what it's worth, there is one last fight against Sasuke that was pretty well done.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:21:02 AM No.211514695
>>211513889
>isn't doing his part to sire more of his bloodline.
he's fucking whores he met along the way
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:22:38 AM No.211514771
>>211501968 (OP)
It happens sometimes, you ever hear about operation Paperclip?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:39:49 AM No.211515484
>>211513316
I'm aware but I'm also a veteran NEET who reads constantly so I'm pretty much down to the dogshit tier. It's like the bell curve meme. Left side likes dogshit normie slop, middle only likes kino, right side watched all the kino and now doesn't mind dogshit normie slop. I've read enough absolute peak series that nothing will ever compare to, now my standards are actually pretty low because I don't expect anything to top them. Just looking for long series that will occupy me for a while that I skipped until now.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:41:26 AM No.211515560
>>211511794
Just read the manga, it's so much better.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:50:21 AM No.211515967
>>211511794
first few arcs are amazing just skip filler

>>211515560
wrong naruto has some of the best action animation
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:51:32 AM No.211516019
>>211515484
one piece is great first 600 eps or so
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:20:04 AM No.211517287
>>211506618
the frostbite experiments weren't worthless at all
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:25:15 AM No.211517502
>>211515484
Just watch HxH.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:31:27 AM No.211517730
>>211517502
YYH is better , well at least the first 3 arcs are
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:46:17 AM No.211518304
>>211515484
List like 6 of your peak stuff that you've read.
I wanna piggyback off of your work.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:02:07 AM No.211518953
>>211505774
Orochimaru's backstory is that he's an orphan raised by the Third to be his successor. He hates Naruto because his dad got chosen to be the Fourth Hokage who got trained by Jiraya. It gets worse because Akatsuki was made by Jiraya's students.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:02:51 AM No.211518990
>>211501968 (OP)
It's a series about child soldiers murdering each other since the beginning. If anything they toned down how fucked up the ninjas are since the first few arcs.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:33:17 AM No.211520239
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>>211518304
Favorite manga of all time is Dorohedoro. Second and third is Kingdom and Vagabond, not necessarily in that order. 3 other randoms I like but not necessarily the best: Gunsmith Cats, Kinnikuman, and Trigun