Le happy merchant edition
>/ftl/ News:โข Sam kicked Freddy in the head, he doesn't remember it and everyone's telling him he fell down. Mints gaslighted Freddy about throwing a beer bottle and he believed it
โข The Fish have to make a "Fishtank Times" newspaper every morning now
โข Asmongold has yet to respond to Sam's challenge https://x.com/0x0celot/status/1934076349641007362
โข Rachel squirted hot sauce all over herself because she's "horny" for her husband and she wants him to be a freeloader
โข Freddy won the first article-writing challenge, and can't spell the word "mannequin"
โข Jin massaged Angelina's feet, and she knows he looked up her skirt
โข Jin jokingly said the ideal age for a woman is "12 to 16," and now tryhard faggots are pretending he's a pedophile
โข Aryeh won't shut the fuck up about "Homestuck" and other autistic reddit dogshit
โข Ellie said she posts on /tv/ and /x/, Aryeh uses /r9k/
โข Angelina rang the "beer bell" and it turned back into a beef bell. She challenged Daniel and LOST "tape escape"!
โข Jet made Jin bluntly rank the girls to their face, it was Direnc, Ellie, Angie then Rachel
โข They did a cig-rolling contest but Mints bought chewing tobacco
โข You can now pay to make the fish read long "love letters"
โข Ellie claims to be a celibate truecel! She needs emergency BWC!
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>>211508406
>CHEWING TOBACCO
CHEWING TOBACCO
wrap this up and kick her already
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
>>211509558Nah Ellie is the one leaving next.
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Gotta clear this up: Rachel was NOT kicked off the show! she walked... We want him back!
these fuckers have somehow cried more than the s3 fish
>>211509567last good thing you did was either/or
Replace Rachel with the adorable and lovely Jupi
This is now a joopatroopa thread
Joopatroopas sound off and post your joopies
There are three kinds of fishtank veiwers. The ones watching Rachel cry, the burt fans watching Arye sing reddit memes and the ones who stopped watching two days ago.
anyone have summer's bare soles?
>Ellie is a confirmed virgin
Is Gaychel gonna be the first fish to commit suicide live on air? God I hope so
jet will never have ellies cute tight little pinkish brown virgin pussy because his dick is way too fucking big lmao
I wanna nutt inside Angie's tight fucking innie pussy....
I DIDN'T EVEN LEARN HOW TO GIVE A HANDJOB UNTIL I WAS 25 I'M FUCKED IN THE HEAD
Me watching Rachel cry in B3 this same time tomorrow
>I didn't know how to give a handjob until 25
what
===ELLIE UPDATE===
she half hearted cleaned up the kitchen in a QUIRKY way and is now sitting in the living room doing nothing
>Alright guys, it's the beginning of week two
>So far, the challenges, have been pretty bad
>The show has been underwhelming. We're getting negative feedback from the audience and numbers have dropped off
>You're probably thinking that this is the end of fishtank
>We've decided, surprising you, and the viewers, that from now on, fishtank... Will be heading... to outer space
>We will now escort you to the U.S.S. Neptune (Season 3 House)
>Captain Goldstriker will be waiting for you on the deck
stop posting the gypsy bitch
>>211509590I really hope ellie makes it to final 3
All she has to do is make discord/twitter/4chan references for the next 40 days
I think she can do it
>>211509594Benleaks was right jar
I fucking love hog bullying
They just let everything thru huh?
>>211509601nah thats just Rachel, the s3 fan who started watching live during the rv trip
reminder that rachel is only acting like this because jet told her to leave him alone
>>211509619who confirmed it, a doctor?
>>211509594Burt ain't wrong. Funny how he broke Benleaks
my god all she does is cry
you can hear everyone having a good time in the background while she cries alone in a room
is Rachel going to hog out soon?
>>2115096114 types. I watch for she
WOAH THE OFFICIAL FISHTANK VTUBER IS LIVE NYAH NYAH NYAH
https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche
https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche
https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche
>>211509623we are going to fuck your sister and your intern jet
i dont get someone like rachel
are they tryin to be the most appealing helpless person to rope people in?
>>211509594FINALLY THEY MEET
>>211509594Benji stop posting your twitter caps. it's weird
How much money is Jet making from just the Rachel abuse lmao
>>211509619shes lying. she knows what her simp army wants to hear. zero chance a girl that looks like that hasnt fucked
props on playing the game though.
Will Sling Blade seek redemption or fall to jap dick temptation
Rachel Points challenge when?
Is Rachel going to rage quit lmao
>Jet will be Ellie's first. Just like Abi's
>turning cheering the fat slob up into a challenge while hitting her with fucked up TTS
demonic
>>211509651She's going to get voted out
production should do a bit where they tell rachel to stop crying because it's getting old and bland and she needs to spice things up
for the guy asking in the other threads
i wish cryo hadn't burned his bridge with the wiggers. would be so much more entertaining to watch him locked in a room by himself occasionally spat on and shot with bb's while tts made him cry.
>>211509640me too. some faggots on here were bitching ttl is always gay but ttl is wrecking her lard ass so hard I'm loling
lmao everyone dogpiling her in the room at the same time while the tts continues to say the meanest shit is incredible
>>211509517 (OP)Whats Gorans plan??
Him and Ben have been doing next to nothing this season
Mints has real deal TITS bouncing around jumping with that plushie. Is he/her FtM or MtF?
>>211509611you forgot tjdaniel self inserters who spam hold dan.
>>211509655anyone know her tiktok
>>211509626right after crying lol wtf is she talking about
whats it called when you have someone in the group who constantly kills the mood by saying some miserable shit like rachel? i have a "friend" like this. it's not exactly trauma dumping
>>211509594Lmao benleaks is jealous of Burt
He wanted to be the first brown gay fish
KAW
maybe its because I smoked when I got home but I'm really liking season 4 at this moment in time
>>211509594first time im with benji
>>211509594s4 is airing and benji is still obsessing over burt
ellie is an obvious sociopath for simpfarming incels on discord that she knows she would never fuck but braindead incels still simp for her anyway
the japcel is so fucking funny he does not care
She does look like Cryo in certain angles
>stripper trying to pull tricks to cheer up the fat hog
>>211509705just formerly obese
>>211509655I love Chinks <3
>>211509619Sounds like something actionman inc required her to say under contract
>>211509688she should be chained to my radiator, it's not fair
>>211509690ben look at this
>You should be shot
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750026690072140.webm
>>211509690nvrm ben's already on it
>>211509705Mints is a pooner
i would kill every vtuber ever if it were possible
>>211509706Cope and Seethe, TJ won.
>>211509705Sam would never let a tranny near him
>>211509643angie has cried like 3 times
>>211509659something like that i think
they cant exist if they dont have enablers
its why hating fat people is morally right
>>211509713But she said she's only had sex once just this year
>>211509711energy vampire
wet blanket or stick in the mud are some older terms
>>211509637She has to SHOW FEET and she will easily be top 3
>do absolutely nothing
>people are annoyed by it
>"gotta pull the cry card"
>come comfort me from doing nothing all show
>>211509721>sociopathic asian teenagerhot where do i sign?
imagine being rachel and knowing you can't even hang yourself because no ceiling fixture would support your weight
>>211509700he just did a little marky posting, no big deal. he would seriously make jet a shit ton of money if they put him on as a freeloader with a donation goal like frank
Mints sounds so feminine.
>>211509721this is like the most predictable fish archetype we can get
>>211509723he's the only one who's really in this shit
daniel is too but he's a retard
technically ellie is too because she's the smartest female there and aiming to grift
all fat people are like cryokeen arent they
==HOG UPDATE==
HOG BREAKING DOWN AND CRYING WITH 4 OTHER FISH IN THE ROOM
>>211509659yes, its the only attention they know, negative spiral.
>>211509657I don't get it isn't the only appeal of vtubers the big tit anime model. who watches ts
Shamus fishing for attention again
Gosh, I really miss those famous house kids
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE HERE
THEY'LL MAKE YOU COUNT RICE
>>211509721You fags are overestimating her.
I kinda feel bad for Rachel
>>211509750meh, it sounded fake to me
>Boohoo muh Moms gonna die and I am fat
Kek, what did she think would happen when she signed up for this? What a retard
THIS JUST IN: Rachel is the only person ever to experience hardship. You don't know what it's like.
>>211509640you don't know what it's like to not have dinner at the dinner table
>>211509757she has to have spent like 10-20k on outfits
I've been watching that vtuber unironically i haven't followed but shes on my other monitor
oh she's even more like Fatty than I thought
>>TS denied insinuating rachel has a phone
>rachel is plant
>plot point is working up to rachel suicide/OD/etc, audience will be told it's fake, but fish will not
>YOU DONT KNOW HOW IT'S LIKE TO BE 4 YEARS OLD...
everytime I start feeling sorry for the hog, she just one starts screaming stuff like this and I just go back to hate her
People like her are so fucking annoying, she's not gonna move from there
>>211509619>confirmed virginImagine believing women on their word. What are you 12???
>>211509684wait is that why they all came up there lol
>>211509757dont like her but thats a very cute tummy...
>>211509632>Captain Goldstriker will beBarely trying to hold his contempt before dropping the bit and just working out in front of the cast?
>>211509717Tay is cute I don't know what you fags are smoking
Jin laughing is sending me man
what would you do in this situation?
>>211509768that's what i'm starting to realize, slowly becoming a jincel
Why the fuck would that fat retard even sign up for the show if she's that unstable? kek
>>211509649How the fuck is benleaks not right?
Fishtank didn't make Burt into someday.
Burt is filing for bankruptcy because his business went tits up coz of fishtank.
He's in a way worse position now.
MILK THE COW
>MILK THE COW
MILK THE COW
>MILK THE COW
YUCK
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Absolutely legendary vibe killer. This bitch could ruin entering Heaven.
>you don't know what it's like to be alone for 4 years
I do actually.
>>211509777>"volcanoes near me"
>>211509820drop the m word
>>211509594i don't understand this argument. if burt doesn't exist fishtank season 3 would have been the last season.
lets see how long she stalls in this pig pen so she can cry instead of literally doing anything at all.
im gonna guess she stalls for another 45 mins
I was watching a clip the other day and Sam was saying to Nick how much he hates adults who talk about their dead parents and I hate it as well and Rachel is literally doing it.
>I'm going to kill you with a knife
LMAO
everything about rachel is gross
==HOG UPDATE==
HOG GIVING MORE EMPTY THREATS
Can't tell if Rachel is content or nontent
Thought the Aussie was gonna smother her with toilet paper and put her out of her misery
>>211509786damn was wrong with you anon? wanna talk
>WOE IS ME WOE IS ME
GET RAPED AND MURDERED FAT BITCH
Her crying is the most I laughed all season so in a way, I like Rachel now
>>211509835>if burt didn't exist the worst season wouldn't existdamn...
>>211509792she's not like Cryo at all. she's like Meg + Fatty
>>211509811They're doing it for fishtbucks lmao
>I have PTSD
Professional victim, fuck this hog
>jet and ben fuck off
>Content starts
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>>211509829he's /ourguy/ so yes.
>>211509594why is this dude so obsessed with a fag from s3 lmao. literally mind broken
>BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
she has to the victim in every scenario good god I hate this bitch
>ptsd
Holy fuck she sucks. Bully her to death
>I have PTSD
>I'm not Rachel right now
this person is permabroken lol jesus fuck
>>211509748Sam had a tranny editor before you dont know nothing
did you know that rachel used to be homeless and also she is fat
niggas really don't believe a high schooler mde fan is a virgin. obviously she gets internet attention but she probably can't even drive and clearly has nothing going on in her life if she can drop everything to do this for 6 weeks with 2 days notice
even when he's trying to be nice you can tell he's wanting to hit the finishing move on her so bad
>>211509757Who is this mtf with no connection to the show and why do the coomers keep posting her
>>211509824She is so damn beautiful... why is someone like her on this show... I can save her bros...
>>211509829For males its freddy>jin>>>arya>daniel.
Jin can easily take the lead
>>211509829starting today i'm a jincel
Notices how they're wiping her eyes with toilet paper and not paper towels? That's a case of masterful story telling, it's a subtle way of saying Racheal is SHIT.
She's literally what people thought Sylvia would be
>>211509583All of this angelina hate is absurd
>>211509829hes literally our guy
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO NOT HAVE DINNER AT THE DINNER TABLE
she will literally just stay in that room and cry until they boot her. she has nowhere else to go.
>>211509842"I have PTSD" usual suspects
>>211509829Jet doesnโt so Iโm in
>>211509845>they photoshopped her bunionsLol
I genuinely like every single contestant on Fishtank Season Fourโeach one brings something wild, chaotic, or hilarious to the tank. That said, Iโm completely torn between Ellie and Angelina right now. Iโm sending them both Fishtoys to help me decide who wins my heart, and honestly, you should too. Support your favorites and stir the tank!
[Production notes: post daily on /ftl/ and make sure to farm engagement from other posters relating to the cast members. Payment distribution per post is every 7th day of the airing]
>anons complain they can't get girls
>girls finally adopt chan culture
>nooooo
>>211509870HE'S DANCING, DANCING! HE SAYS HE WILL NEVER DIE
>>211509768do stox determine winner?
Theyโve gotta get Rachel out there. Itโs not funny itโs just depressing. Sheโs not suited for this.
>>211509786I don't. She's a fan of the show
If ellie outlasts rachel/jin/freddy im not watching
rach
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Girl help: "OMG, we love you, we want you to be happy".
Guy help: "Quit crying, get up out of this room and be a part of the group".
>>211509781YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
THEY'LL BRING YOUR GF IN TO GIVE YOU HEAD AND RIG A POLL TO SAVE YOU
WE HAD TO EAT GRITS.
Notice how women always say "I'm celibate" but never say "I'm a virgin." It's because all women are whores.
RING THE BELL ON THE HOG FRED
IT'S TIME
>Reads letter
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Love that pervert chink
>aryeh's way to try and cheer up rachel is coming up yelling and rubbing his latex hands all over her face
fucking kek what a retard
Goran should make a love story were Aryeh kisses Rachel
>>211509894She doesn't know who she is.
>Daniel bringing in Angie like a dog to see Rachel
I love this sperg
She will tard rage and fall down the stairs. I have foreseen it. First fishtank death.
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Remember 00s-early 10s libs were hopped up on dopamine making fun of the Tea Party, Fox News, Glenn Beck, Young Earth creationists, etc. after Bush's failure. They still think they're talking to an Iraq War supporter when dunking on MAGA.
>>211509517 (OP)RACHEL CRASH OUT
>RACHEL CRASH OUTRACHEL CRASH OUT
>RACHEL CRASH OUTRACHEL CRASH OUT
>RACHEL CRASH OUTRACHEL CRASH OUT
>RACHEL CRASH OUTRACHEL CRASH OUT
>RACHEL CRASH OUTRACHEL CRASH OUT
>RACHEL CRASH OUT
slowly becoming an incredible season, they're all a huge flight risk
it's fucking day 3
shes getting fucking destroyed. how long before she 'PTSD' assaults the gimp?
Dead show
Dead careers
Bot shill thread
this is what happens when you only watch the rv part of season 3 and become a โsuperfanโ
>>211509845lick them bunions
make rachel cry and kick her to the curb
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>>211509926DO THIS
RING THE BELL
BEEF BELL FORCED CHALLENGE TIME
>>211509914this was my safe space REEEEEEEEEEE
>Wait who shot her in the back of the head
LMAO
>who shot her in the back of the head?
>laughs
based arye
>>211509772shes funny not everything is about your dick
>>211509914it doesn't matter because they still want chad cock
>>211509748Sam let a tranny inside of him newfag
>Shot in the back of the head
George killed Lenny that way xd
I dont believe a word she says about anything
strongest ball brothers fan
>>211509879niggas don't even know about the 1team cancel doc
Who shot Rachel's friend in the back of the head?
GIMP MAN ALEEERRTTT!!! GIMP MAN IN THE HOUSE!!!!!
>GET OUTTA THIS ROOM IF YOU'RE LAUGHING NOTHING IN THIS ROOM SHOULD BE FUNNY TO YOU
she says, to the gimp man
>you have to eat them
Jin is too good, he's fucking everyone over by pissing her off more.
>>211509871I miss Fatty, he should date Rachel
Took 3 days but finally we get some content
>wait who shot her in the back of the head
Kekd
>>211509941It's planned
Rachel is a plant
They're going to have rachel do something crazy.
>"Who shot in her the back of the head? :)"
BASED ARYEN
This show is only good in screenshots
>>211509801tell blud to switch to a titty model so it becomes watchable
theres a whole lot of funny things in there pig. a WHOLE lot
>everyone seeing rachel out
>ellie off alone showing off her toys and snacks
Based, she understands the market
FUCKING STOP IT SHE HAS PTSD!!!
>>211509594Based benleaks.
>silly way to kill someone
If you're laughing at Rachel you obviously haven't experienced one ounce of real life. Get out!
>SHE DIDN'T KILL HERSELF SHE WAS SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD
>wait who shot her in the back of the head?
>just saying that's a weird way to kill someone
FUCKING ARYEH IS KILLING ME
She's fucking losing it. HAHAHAHAH
>IM SUFFERING FROM WORDS ON THE INTERNET NOOOOOO!!!!! IM SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!
I think its time for The Cell and rachel isnt allowed to leave.
>>211509977this would be a 10/10 tts
>>211509914liking 4chan out in the open is the equivalent of faggots dressing in their gimp suits with their balls hanging out at the faggot pride parades
>why in the back of the head?
shut the fuck up rachel god damn
god bless arye
GUYS STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SERIOUS
>>211509940damn that's crazy bro
>>211509942Drench is so ugly yet so cute at the same time, I don't know how that is possible.
Rachel is the best contestant they've ever had fuck it
>I JUST THINK ITS A SILLY WAY TO KILL SOMEONE, LIKE WHY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD
KEK Aryeh
>>211509947gyyyaaatt mints got that cake fr
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ROOM
the fat bitch screams to the jew in a gimp suit, while she discusses her mother's death
>>211509894Slyvia, in the end, won everyone over because she was actually quite tough
The hogroast basically humbled her and she got stronger for it
>I'm not laughing it's just a silly way to kill someone
I love this jew so much
>>211509996anon, she's just fat
they're like this
>>211509661they've met before
>>211509921Ellie is the goat bitch ass nigga. She is outlasting all these niggas.
This bitch is awful at faking this.
The spergs being literally incapable of stopping themselves from laughing at the fatass has been a very underappreciated part of this season.
>>211509594Benleaks is obsessed with cutting and likes multiple self-harm tweets daily. Burt is unironically less of a degenerate.
>its a silly way to kill someone shootin them in the back of the head
>The gimp giggling in the corner
how the fuck is she in her 20's
>>211510024JUST SEEMS LIKE A SILLY WAY TO KILL SOMEONE
>>211510031she's a good woman
>>211509924like when i say i'm finished with stroking my shit
How the fuck did Rachel call herself a superfan??
>>211509991i'm laughing hehe
>>211510008cant wait for her to do a little goon sesh tonight and lick her drool off her fingers for the cameras
SELL DAN AND BUY AND HOLD JEW
>>211509748>he doesn't knowEDIEROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
This is the first time i've cry laughed in months holy fuck
>who shot her in the back of the head
>GIMP MAN ALERT
that post itt about her being too fat anhero because no ceiling fixture can hold her is hilarious btw
>>211510029don't you have a /pol/ thread to shill
woah don't talk to Aryan like that bitch
>>211509943That would require her to stand up
>>211510011if you are around enough people in the real world, you would realize people like rachel arent very rare
the loud production deliveries got old real fast shut the fuck up
Mints got the most fertile body in the fishtank gotdamn
they're finally bullying the hog? did the wiggers say anything mean about her or is she crying over tts messages?
>Mints, bring me a gun next
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>jet neptune after finding Rachel
Ellie not giving a fuck about the fat pig whore freaking out seeking attention.
WINNER
WINNER
WINNER
mints body is made for plapping
>Who shot ya
https://youtu.be/TZlYXVx51XY?feature=shared
"Nothing in this room should be funny" she says, playing the victim so hard that she cannot even fathom that she's screaming at a gimp. She must recognise the situation as so absurd that it becomes funny even in the face of supposed trauma. That's why pagliachi works but the anecdote itself isn't the joke
i think we should triple ayes salary
Aryeh is back downstairs singing while laying on the floor
>you've never experienced an ounce of real life
says the 500lb hog
>>211510039her mom is alive lol
her life story is the embodiment of the trashy girl from your hometown's facebook posts ~10 years down the line.
>>211510074HOLD DAN BUY JEW BUY JIN SELL RANCH
>I spend everyday alone
Isn't she engaged?
Mints is so fucking happy bros
>>211510029Burt is on track to be institutionalized in the next couple months his last two streams were really scary
>>211510070does she really do that stuff
do I need to buy a season pass
ARYEH YOU STUPID RETARD I LOVE YOU
>>211510001it's almost like you can check in at any time to see what's going on at that point. like a... fish tank.
>>211510074Jews always win, the stocks will be rigged by Israel if needed
>>211510091I WILL fuck you sister
>>211509931Man I wish the aesthetic of the house were better
This has really goranian composition but the tone is too bland
>>211509567Imagine if they brought back a fishtank legend and it was tayleigh
>>211509968You have Teejtrauma
>On the beach
>Shot
>Execution style
>Steals all her shit
>(almost left with him?)
What the fuck is this story? completely made up right?
vapid stacy nontent. riveting
Reminder that Rachel is a mentally ill IP2 viewer
The fat guy having a breakdown used to be entertaining but it got tired quick
>>211510100>nontent refuses to take part in the contentsounds about right
>>211510061increasing bodyweight past the healthy baseline also adds a multiplier to the rate of aging
you can see the order of autism severity in how slight sperg jin tells aryeh to cut it out and daniel catches on a second later and makes the same gesture
BURT JUST DROPPED A HUGE TRVKE.... AWAITING PRODUCTIONS RESPONSE....
I can't believe her friend fell victim to a mafia style hit.
I know Rachel's irl and it's cathartic seeing her break
>>211509990no one it never happened
i need a aryeh and frank team up against rachel
Will Rachel be the first fishtank suicide?
We need the bit again where Simbal was edited out of the trailer again but with Racheal, idk how you would naturally do that this season, but, I need her to think she wasn't entertaining enough to make a cut in a viral clip or whatever.
>>211510137Gorania... My sweet...
"I just wanna know why you'd shoot someone in the back of the head"
My sides
>>211510056>both brown>both gay they're basically the same person but one has more notoriety in fishtank circles
She's gonna spend every day in that room
>>211510118wait yeah crash airsoft baddys stox
look at the speed
look at the grace
>>211509986no more mints type stuff
>>211509945I used to live in that neighborhood
>>211510164I am praying for this crossover
>>211509829The only guy I like on here.
>>211510142we have asian highschooler Tayleigh now.
>>211510119on her facebook right now lol
>>211510151I would eat her out like crazy.
I wonder what the neighbors are thinking
What is happening? Why is Rachel freaking out and why is Aryeh dressed like a gimp?
Day 3 and we have an Alex wife ogre tier meltdown
aryeh gets real annoying sometimes but man when he hits he really does hit
My jaw and chest hurts from laughing
>>211510151Pretty princess!
>>211509594They hated him because he spoke the truth.
>>211510164he deserves nothing
>>211510151react simply always seething over the girls, happens every season
>>211510100Jin has it won already. Ellie is nontent simp bait trash
Are we all agreed that Aryeh has 100% steamrolled to victory on day 3?
>actually a very solid all around cast
now add 4 or 8 more people of the same caliber
>>211510160>nontentyou clearly didn't see her jumping earlier
>>211510164Donโt care he got mogged by benji
>>211510149I reckon it'll be roughly true but it wasn't her best friend, it was somebody she knew and then tried to make it about herself by exaggerating their closeness
>>211510151based payton content
Honestly ellie is a pretty likeable jin-level fish
But it would be a big mistake this season to take her any farther than week 1.5
NIGHTMARE
NIGHTMARE
NIGHTMARE
>>211510148impossible
teej is too nontent
Can anyone confirm if this person even existed?
Did her friend even exist?
This man killed her mother. 1 tap to the back of the head with a standard issue marine m16. Silly way to die.
>>211510209interesting how she made her AI boyfriend looksmatch her
>autistic man wearing a gimp suit sniffs out the lie straight away
I can't stop laughing bros. god bless that autist
>>211510224he's not winning lol
>>211510164he deserves nothing lol. mischling hyde cooked the contracts.
season 5 day 3 people will remember season 4 day 3 as a glorious day
There's only like 4 real people here and maybe 100 watching fishtank live
>>211509977No way I got dubs and someone TTS'd it lmao
rachel is putting on a bit thinking it's entertaining content, which might make it more cringe
>>211510162Me on the floor with my wholesome petite asian wife watching!
>>211510225Bitty and Cole would launch this season to #1
>>211510219they contractually owe him 50k and i hope he sues
>>211510079Holy shit same man I've never laughed so hard in my life
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cry harder piggy!
>>211510240God Payton was such a tight slut... holy fuck
>>211510270S4 in a nutshell
kek yeah this is all just because jet told her to leave her alone
Becoming a Jincel
He's the only one I've seen on Fishtank who seems to truly understand what he's getting into
I prefered when ellie was quiet and boring over her talking about her gay discord stuff
whenever ellie describes what a word mean she sounds like a 12 year old describing 2 girls 1 cup
YOU DIDN'T PUT THE ON THE COSTUME
THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T GET THE FISHBUCKS
Where the fuck is Goldstriker??
>offerd 200 to do thing
>doesn't do thing
>doesn't get the money
Wtf jet she earned it
>>211509594Benji W if only Burt knew how notorious he is in many fishtank circles
>>211510164No way dude was ever going to become a firefighter. His business was a scam. His medical history is obvious as hell to anyone who spends 5 minutes with him unless they are an 80 year old senile gay Jew
freddy and direnc are my wholesome power couple
I think that Angelina needs a ball gag
>>211510164burt is dumb. all he had to do was tweet to asmon. the official fishtank vtuber is an asmon orbiter. another one of his orbiters just glazed sam.
ARYEH NO DIDN'T THE CARTOONS TELL YOU TO BE KIND TO EVERYONE
she's absolutely loving all of this attention btw
>>211510164>like a world of t shirts lolcowexcept josh is actually funny and not just a faggot who masturbates and fantasizes about rape. this guy was great to laugh at but the amount of parasocial people that are defending him as if he deserves an extra 30k or whatever the fuck is hilarious.
>>211510296true
shes gonna do this for the next 5 weeks too
>>211510151imagine ellie linking up with paypay and converting her into a chud
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NOT DA BACK OF DA HEAD!
>>211510296>NO DUDE I'M VOLCEL
Rachel is literally just farming attention from everyone
The only thing that can make this scene more cool is if rachel just projectile vomited out of nowhere lmao
>>211510319>freddy>wholesomerape and molestation are not wholesome
>>211510282hes a loser porn addict, hes too busy jerking off to go to court
rachel will 100% fake a medical emergency at some point
sam is unironically disgusted by fat people and wouldn't even ironically try to be nice
Only thing that could make this funnier is the mandatory wide load fit
>>211510296Hapas are beyond fucked in the head
>>211510296Imagine being a groupie for wiggers that are somehow less famous and talented than Jet
Good thing she is a satanist. So she knows her friend is burning in hell forever
this show needs more funny costumes. that's literally all that was missing
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>>211510149>shot on the beach execution style
>>211510296I just prefer Ellie in general, she's pretty
>>211510164>too bad nigger
>>211510316he couldn't become one simple because he's way too old. he made a choice to go on fishtank instead of using his final chance ever to become a full firefighter.
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>>211510031Yeah itโs crazy
>>211510328they are talking about sick fetishes
QRD on the retard whale meltdown? just got back after 3 hours
watching retards try to comfort a gigantic cry bully is horrific. all these people need to be gassed.
jet's plan for this season is simp bait love letters,
what the fuck
>>211510289>God Payton was such a tight slut... holy fuckHer male bussy was tight
time to admit that it's a good cast
fred is subconsciously getting revenge when she did the same thing to him last night
>>211510342i love it when ellie tells us what she learned in her discord server like its some obscure hidden knowledge
>Shot in the back of the head
Execution style
>Shot in the back of the head
Execution style
>Shot in the back of the head
Execution style
>Shot in the back of the head
Execution style
>Shot in the back of the head
Execution style
>Shot in the back of the head
Execution style
>>211509594never liked benji but W
>>211510310Hanging out with his real hapa kids
>the whaleโs story is real
damn
https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/CT-man-gets-80-years-for-2018-killing-of-Emily-17264536.php
Never though I would see a more retarded fish than Alex but here we are.
>>211510362she is full asian, angie is the hapa
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>>211510378They are doing it for money
>>211510362Sheโs fully korean
Has Jet just budgeted season 5 from the last 30 minutes alone?
>>211510240payton mogs ellie if we're being honest
>>211510362perfect match for the jincel
>>211510362Ellie said yesterday she's fully asian, not hapa.
>POV: you get shot in the back of the head
>>211510375someone asked about her tattoo and SHE decided to trauma dump about it. literally worked her self up to cry for attention again.
>>211510401refering to Rachel or who?
>>211510289She was a virgin warrior princess. Might have got gooned by a model industry dyke since turning 20 though
>>211510293Jin is a way more confident Cole. He is the sleeper to win rn. Daniel and Ellie are too obvious
>>211510375jet told her to leave him alone, then she pouted and refused to participate in a challenge, now she's having a GIVE ME ATTENTION style metldown because tts called her fat
>>211510375they're trying to comfort her for fish bucks and she's milking their sudden empathy for all it's worth
>>211510390dude shes a based high iq sociopath and shes gonna lock the fuck in after a few weeks trust me
Need a qt Chink like Ellie. Inshallah I will receive one tomorrow.
>>211510383wnba ahh build
>>211510375jet told her to leave him alone earlier and giving her "special challenge" away to the jew it spiraled into her sitting in b3 and people making fun of her friend getting shot in the head now everyone is there comforting her besides the jew who said getting shot in the back of the head is "a weird way to die"
>>211510425What is this gif from?
>>211510383TDS disinfo campaign debunked
>>211510309fishfags don't even know how he got the name ben w bush
>>211510425wtf is this real footage?
>>211510420yeah, i was wondering about that, because she looks 100% asian
>>211509772She's keeping it fresh
>>211510293the rating contest sold it for me, he absolutely understands the assignment
>>211510240payton is the kind of girl ellie would actually be jealous of and be put in her place
>direnc giving her fishbucks
good woman
watching everyone try to conceal their laughter at the tts is just too funny, literally everyone
>>211510400"Her friend" like Jet is "her friend". She latches on to people and now is using some tragedy that has nothing to do with her for attention.
>>211510433umm rachel doesn't give a damn if you call her fat she just laughs it off!
>>211510429Post Payton feet
>>211510282as in any contract it will say something along the lines of 'we will pay you xxx for winner under our discretion' or something. he can take them to court but he'll lose. really shitty of them not to pay him the full amount though. bad pretence for future series.
reminder: rachel freaked out yesterday about a tts of her mom dying on lava yesterday
>>211510445how much do they pay you piggy
>>211510448I think it's from The Departed
>>211509786You are a still a human anon
>>211510310with his half japanese e-whore baby mama and their doomed child
>>211510429childless dyke aunt vicariously grooming her niece award
>>211510475Her friends name? Kurt Cobain.
>>211510473sheโs the mommy of the tank with a heart of gold
Jin is the anti-simp fish
a crazed honest pervert who points out the gross sluts on this show for what they are
>>211510404Is this a bot that just detects any thread on 4chan with high posts per minute
>>211509619I bet you believe your favorite streamer (female) are also virgins
If I post enough she'll let me apply to be a mod assistant
How wet do u guys think angie is being dragged around in a collar like a dog?
>>211510441Stop using brown words
Lmaooooooooo odds on Rachel finishing the day?
>>211510349So icky pukers? Is that it?
>>211510400Her dream is to be murdered be raped and murderes by a nigger. Is it confirmed her fiancรฉ is a nasty nigger?
>>211510445When is she streaming again?
>>211510457itโs not hard to intuit that ben was a shitty soundcloud rapper at one point
I just want to know why you'd shoot someone in the back of the head
>AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A NIGHER LUL
"that's true"-jin
>>211510523shes probably fantasizing about being raped by daniel with that on
>>211510368holy midwit french fag shit
>>211510429She has a tattoo now. Dropped
>>211509829This is a Jincel thread
>>211510400well I didnt expect that
>>211510357sam is unironically fat people
>not a single tear has been seen pour from this hogs eyes
>>211510388I look forward to the artwork incoming
The truth is she loves the attention. It's why she won't leave the room now. It's why she won't follow instructions or participate in the challenges. She wants sympathy and attention.
>>211510505Many such cases. She just had an awkward 7th grade boyfriend breakup and her dyke aunt swooped in to plant in her head thatโs because sheโs a dyke
>They're calling me a woman-beater and that's like the opposite... I get beat by women
Why would you lie and also admit that
Jin is making this so fucking funny
>>211510611She already had that during s3. Sam recommended she remove it to help her modeling career
>>211510692What a lovely tradwife
>>211510807kek, I kinda like him more now
>>211510061Dancing Six Flags Man really let himself go
I can smell how disappointing that pussy is through the screen.
S4 > S1 > S2 > S3
Holy kino.