Thread 211510167

Jeepin' and Creepin' edition

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We are here

>>211510042
>>211510042
>>211510042

>>211510242
KINO NAME PLEASSSE!!8

>>211510167 (OP)
Will it remain the best /hor/kino of the year? What possible contenders for film of the year do you think we have coming up?

>>211510262
No "we" aren't, fag.

>>211510304
Zomvideo

>>211510360
Yes we are, cuck.

>>211510313
Should I start an AMC+ free trial subscription and watch this tonight?

>>211510313
HHLLC Lineage is what I think will be the best of the year, unless HITHD 4 comes out, then it wins automatically.

>>211510419
Sure if you don't want to pirate it. It's kino imo.
It is literally a Cinderella adaptation though, it's not not just Cinderella "themed." It's the story of Cinderella but from one of her sister's perspective and with body horror.
I've seen some complaints that it was "predictable" from people who clearly didn't realize that this is an actual Cinderella movie.

>>211510419
Pirate it or just stream it by going to
>[spoiler[456[/spoiler]
>movie
>.net

>I RATHER FUCK A BLACK MAN THAN FUCK A WHITE MAN WITH A SMALL DICK

What did she mean by this?

>>211510419
Pirate it or just stream it by going to
>456
>movie
>.net

Jesus Christ, I need to double-check shit before posting.

Jesus this thread's already shit.

>>211510451
>found footage
When is Frogman 2 coming out?

>>211510711
Stop with the quirky shit

>>211510711
Just went into production last month, so probably next year.

>>211510599
She didn't say that

>>211510843
>Just went into production last month
Fuck yeah, thank you anon. Looking forward to this one.

>>211510363
link to watch?

>>211510905
Grow up.

Here's my tentative rankings for 2025 horror that I've seen so far:
>The Ugly Stepsister
>The Gorge
>Until Dawn
>The Monkey
>Clown In A Cornfield
>Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare
>Heart Eyes
GOOD/BAD DIVIDE
>Fear Street: Prom Queen
>Screamboat
>Death Of A Unicorn
>Bloat
>Popeye The Slayer Man
>Popeye’s Revenge
>Morgan: Killer Doll
>Mouse Of Horrors

>>211510544
It being Norwegian intrigues me. The only other Norwegian horror I've seen is Lake of the Dead

>>211511002
>The Ugly Stepsister
>Until Dawn
>The Monkey
>Heart Eyes
Seen and liked these (ranked in that order) and I also thought
>Screamboat
Was enjoyable schlock even though it was definitely rough.

>>211510599
Many are saying this

>>211511056
I didn't know it was going to be Norwegian until I started watching it lol.
I think the only other Norwegian movie I've seen is Dead Snow.

>>211510918
No clue since I pirated it from a private tracker.

Last year I watched all of the classic slashers and honestly I remember Halloween being my least favorite of the Big 3. Yet, it stuck with me by far the most. I've kept watching the Halloween movies. Michael Myers just has a magnetism to him. What's going on here?

>>211508224
Anon, she was a child model before she started acting. They don't (used to didn't) give modeling contracts to girls who are considered "mid."

>>211510544
>not not just
Realized I accidentally typed "not" twice. Bit distracted.

>>211511241
Don't expect a legible response back.

>>211511209
Halloween is my least favorite of the "big 4" (no matter if you count Friday the 13th Part 1 or 2, hot take but I like the F13 feel more) but I still absolutely love it, fantastic movie that I love more each time I watch it. I actually think I was a bit "underwhelmed" on my first watch too but it's really stuck on me, I always imagine seeing Michael stalking me when I'm walking around in the Fall.

>>211511056
>>211511156
I think The Innocents is Norwegian. The 2021 one about kids with weird powers not any of the one about The Turn of the Screw

why did you make this thread after the other one was made. u make /hor/ look bad.

>>211511454
Because the other one was made by a retard spammer attention whore. The less said the better.

>>211511454
This is the horror general. The other one is a containment thread for the mentally ill

Horror community representative here, next time don’t make a general after one has already been made. It gives the community a bad representation. Makes us look silly and incompetent on the catalogue.

>>211511664
Can you stop seething?

>>211511681
It's the spammer, ignore him.

>The Eerie Midnight Horror Show (Italian: L'Ossessa), also known as Enter the Devil, The Sexorcist and The Devil Obsession, is a 1974 Italian horror film Exorcist clone directed by Mario Gariazzo
>A hardcore version called Sexorcist Devil was also released

>>211511736
Easier said than done, friend.

>>211512005
Added.
>>211511736
That is not the spammer.

>>211511736
Calling everything and everyone a spammer is retarded. Grow a pair, man.

>>211511736
Clearly it was lol.

>>211512065
Ignore posts with phone labeled images (IMG_123, etc.) and typically off-topic posts liking talking about women's age, or meta conversations about /hor/. He's not all too clever and is obvious enough about it.
>>211512168
This is an example of the spammer's post, trying to gaslight you. Just ignore posts like these.
>>211512109
I don't care if you think so or not.

>>211512212
> meta conversations about /hor/
Holy shit, take your meds.

>>211512212
> He's not all too clever and is obvious enough about it.
>He
Implying it is one person

>>211512212
He responded to you twice immediately. It's funny when he gets upset.

>>211512410
Kek

>>211512419
Ugly Stepsister?

>>211512479
Correctamundo.

>>211512212
I'm about to rename any camera roll images I post here so people don't think I'm this freak. It's that fucking bad.

>>211510262
>Where are we?

>>211513297
kek

>>211513297
Kek, mods need to give the other spammer the same treatment for once.

>>211512212
You the janny?

>>211513453
You the redditor, cuck? Go back.

>>211513870
qrd?

>>211513870
Coppola saved his ass. Guy's a fucking retard, why would he get himself taped doing that.

>>211512410
Kek that joke gave me a massive laugh, parodying herself in real life in a meta joke about sleeping with Lucas.

>>211513892
During the filming of Clownhouse, director Victor Salva was filmed in his trailer fucking the 11 year old boy from the movie, and it's not like it was secretly filmed, it was a cameraperson (i think it was a woman even) in the trailer holding a bulky 80s camcorder filming the action.

Don't watch Wounds. Or Madame Web (even though it's like a Final Destination+Friday the 13th+slasher flick)

>>211514066
>Or Madame Web (even though it's like a Final Destination+Friday the 13th+slasher flick)
I remember before release hearing it was kinda like Final Destination/vaguely slasher-ish and being interested, but even the "fans" of the movie that I've seen say they like it because it's so bad. I don't know if I've ever seen a genuine Madame Web fan.

>>211514066
Don't watch the Suspiria remake either.

>>211514618
I'm torn because Dakota is a based goonette and I like Mia "Psycho Bitch" Goth but the Suspiria remake sounds boring as hell even though Suspiria is one of my favorite movies.
I guess I should watch it but I end up putting it off every time I consider it.

>>211514739
I too haven't brought myself to watch it yet, maybe this october.

Of the Dario Argento movies I've watched, I liked Phenomena the most even though Suspiria and Deep Red are supposed to be the best ones. Is this a bug fetish bias, or do I need to practice more to know what the correct way to watch movies?

>>211514949
Maybe I will as well. I posted last thread about how I wanted to do a different "theme" each day in October and maybe I could do
>2010s """elevated horror"""
as the theme for a day and watch the Suspiria remake. I've got a few spots I'm still deciding on.

>>211515066
I think you wanted to catch this BIIIIG BUG right in your spider web!

>>211515066
>bug fetish bias
Maybe, but only if you're against maggots because they're immature, because Suspiria has shit tonnes of maggots

>>211515066
None of those are even his best movies and protip.
It depends on what level of comfy you want with Argento.
You want NOIR you watch Deep Red.
You want folktale you watch Suspiria.
Phenomena is just good fun though. The entire movie is the best cheese.

>>211515238
>None of those are even his best movies
Suspiria is his best movie desu, then Tenebrae.
Suspiria is like a fairy tale nightmare, I'm a big giallo fan but Suspiria is something truly special and unique. Not even Inferno is like Suspiria imo.

>>211515066
You just need to have some standards no matter how long.

Xtro 2 is on Tubi now.
I remember seeing it in Hastings as a kid.

>>211515066
> Is this a bug fetish bias
You just have no standards

>>211515341
>>211515383
You ok buddy?

>>211515066
You're just incredibly based, anon, don't second guess yourself, Phenomena is a magical film.

>>211515066
>Phenomena

Meant to post this last thread but shit went sideways:

>>211505692
Plenty. That picture was taken from Phantom of the Paradise which is a must-see if you enjoyed Suspiria and Shock Treatment. Those three are my favorite but there's also Inserts, Love and Death (wheat), Stardust Memories, etc. She was in Nightbitch of course if you're looking for something recent. Plus she shows up for a few scenes in Safe (1996) and Minority Report.

>>211505898
Kek, before I opened the link I said out loud "Is it gonna be The Garden Party? Yup, it's The Garden Party."

>>211510313
It's either gonna be this or Conjuring 4. I'm really glad Ugly Stepsister is getting so much praise here. I wasn't sure whether or not part of /hor/ would get filtered by it.

>>211515109
I'm doing 70s supernatural, and whatever i have leftover from last october.

>>211505692
The Evictors

Oh boy, the Jcon simps showed up.

>>211515433
nta but I thought Phenomena was excellent, really enjoyed it. And then I went online afterwards and the "critical response" Wikipedia section made me think I was taking crazy pills.

>>211515502
Oh yeah, that too. I knew I was forgetting one lol if you ever decide to watch it, don't go in with high expectations.

>>211515066
>this made millennials shit, piss and cum their pants

>>211515476
>I'm doing 70s supernatural
If you're the anon that asked for recs then I suggested Cathy's Curse to you. Bonkers movie, unforgettable.

>>211515320
>suspiria is his best movie
it's not even the best movie in that trilogy.
Inferno completely topples Suspiria in total atmosphere.
The endless questions left unanswered only compound the tension.

>IMG_1805.jpg
>IMG_1803.jpg

>>211515595
>I can fix her

>>211515625
>it's not even the best movie in that trilogy.
Those are fightin' words right there.

>>211515636
iphone filenames

>>211514739
Suspiria remake is vastly inferior to the original but that doesn't mean much because it was a masterpiece. I definitely think it's one of Guadagnino's best and it's a decent movie. You will mostly stay for Swinton and Goth's perfomance, Johnson is a bit more shallow.

>>211515578
>don't go in with high expectations.
I personally really liked it but I also really like Pierce's other films. Underrated director imo, pure atmospheric kinos.
>>211515625
I like Suspiria a lot more than Inferno, Inferno is good but it's nowhere near my top Argento. I personally don't find the atmosphere or cinematography as interesting as in Suspiria.
Like I said, Tenebrae is the other true 10/10 Argento masterpiece imo. That's how you do a great giallo/slasher while also weaving some non-gay commentary into it.
I respect any Argentochad's opinion though.

>>211515475
>I'm really glad Ugly Stepsister is getting so much praise here
Easily a top /hor/kino of the 2020s.

>>211515659
She just needs to lose 10-30 pounds

>>211515636
He never stops. 4chan is the only thing he has.

>>211515772
the suspiria remake is super awkward and the jewish subplot thing was embarrassing and taken out of context

>haha i am le evil may may witch who controls the world
>except for jews, i have a lot of respect for jews
dude it was super on the nose and anyone with more than a room temperature IQ thought it was bad optics.

>>211515910
Isn't that too much?

>>211515971
Idk what's worse, that guy, or the guy who shoehorns in Dario Argento films into every thread.

>>211515574
"Critical response" is always mostly retarded, anon, especially when it's american and british critics, always ignore it.

>>211515614
Indeed that was me, thanks again, it's on the list.

>>211515971
Who? The Jcon simp?

>>211516017
His movies are free streaming mainstays, so you probably are going to get a bunch of people watching it now.

>>211515772
>>211515993
>the jewish subplot
Kek I forgot that was one of the reasons I haven't watched it lmao.
Why did this nigga get the rights to SUSPIRIA and decide to add a bunch of jewish holohoa-... holocaust shit to it? What happened to witches doing spooky shit? I don't want the fucking le shoah.
Original is literally written by a jew and doesn't have that shit in it, so Fagaingno or whatever his name is has no excuse.

>>211515702
im willing to die on that hill.

>the secret levels of the previously burnt coven
>the may may NIGHTMAN killer
>"THE BOOK" wax killer
>magic was plentiful and used often in the movie

Suspiria jobbs a few times in it.
Like not expressing that the roommate Olga was a witch when the script had it be more obvious.

>>211515804
I can't watch Tenebrae anymore, i've lost the adventure and mystery in that movie.
Just doesn't click anymore.

>>211516001
She is pretty overweight.

>>211516218
Do you have proof of that?

>>211516017
> the guy who shoehorns in Dario Argento films into every thread.
The Suspiria actress poster is pretty bad, yeah.

>>211516017
It's not one guy. There's more than one Argento fan in /hor/ anon lol

>>211516180
I have no clue what the optics were trying to be. It was just very awkward.
While I didn't hate a large portion of the movie.

They sacrificed nuance and adventure for
>girlboss
>jew subplots
>purposeful witchery good™
Suzy was a good character in the original because she was brave when she very realistically could and should have died.
The new movie I felt no suspense.

>>211516341
I say this constantly now. I read "spider web" the way she says it.

>>211516351
> the guy who shoehorns in Dario Argento films into every thread.
Leave me out of this, please.

>>211511209
They're the comfiest horror movies around. Especially 2 and 4. 5-6 are too but they perfectly capture that small town autumnal feel. You combine that with Mike getting Goku level power with each sequel, Loomis descending more and more into madness and throw in the occasional babe then you got top tier cinema.

>>211516445
Terrible samefagging. You are a sad individual.

There is a reason the comic about the worst fanboys ever had an Italian-American whose list of favorite things included Argento and Giallo films in general as his favorite shit for the horror specialist.

>>211516357
Didn't say there wasn't, I said the one guy who avatarfags and shoehorns it into every thread. Try to keep up.

>>211516476
How am I samefagging? Youre such a retard.

>>211516522
>had an Italian-American whose list of favorite things included Argento and Giallo films in general as his favorite shit for the horror specialist.
He sounds based.
Is that the comic about the nerds at the comic book store or whatever? Or something else? I'm curious, media that depicts "Italian horror fans" can't be super duper common. The male lead in May (2002) is an Argento superfan though which is amusing.

>>211516351
>>211516445
>>211516587
I live rent-free in your head while I wish I could forget your existence. How do you manage to live with yourself? Think about that for a second.

>>211516530
Yeah I know, you're talking about me stupid LOL

>>211516676
He has spent more than year spending almost every day obsessing over you, that curry nigga is so fucking gay.

>>211516530
You said this
>or the guy who shoehorns in Dario Argento films into every thread.
Not this
>the one guy who avatarfags and shoehorns it into every thread.
Two different things. Try to keep up.

>>211516676
>>211516445
Is there a discord raid on us? Tons of Suspria/Argento spammers

>>211516787
His brain is not large enough to remember things he said recently. He's like a housefly landing in the same spot after almost getting hit by the swatter.

>>211516676
Why are you shitting up one of the few consistently good threads on this board?

>>211516857
Do you ever stop? You are wasting your entire life spamming shit that nobody gives a fuck about in a general about movies.

>>211515971
I don't get what he gets from it. Like the lowlifu wants to spam fix. Ok, retarded but there's a vague outline of humanity to it. What's the motive to spend all day every day on a movie board trying to derail discussion of any movies. Was he molested by a director Jeepers Creepers style, I don't get it.

>>211516421
Besides
>You look like a big juicy bug
The
>They're talking about us, Virginia
>I know
lines also get stuck in my head for some weird reason
https://youtu.be/RxnXaaAUx3A?t=1720

>>211516445
WITCH

>>211516787
He shoehorns it into the threads and people reply to him, I didn't imply everyone talking about that crap is the same person every time. Stop being retarded on purpose.

>>211516925
It funny that you come here just to seethe. You don't even enjoy spamming /hor/, you're constantly pissy.

>>211516676
Bro, you dont need to spam this general endlessly. Get a grip.

>>211516876
Lmao, I'm pretty sure it's the same retard we were arguing with at the end of last thread.

>>211516946
Literally me. I think about
>I knowww
constantly.
Endlessly quotable movie.

>>211516956
watch the goblin music video so you can see the singer dead ass look at the camera and say
>WITCH
while high as fuck on mushrooms.

>>211516676
You pissed him off bad holy shit.

>>211516976
Not true at all. These threads have pretty great discussions and people are usually civil. There's been less of that because of you.

>>211516845
So this means she is ugly?

>>211517089
>you
You don't even know who I am, brown retard.

>>211516957
What you described is on-topic horror posting. I don't the problem if posters are engaging with him and it creates discussion. Again, try to keep up.

>>211517098
Disingenuous pic since one is wearing makeup with professional lighting, and the other is more candid.

>>211517137
>I don't the problem
You don't the English, either, Rajinder. kek

>>211517123
You're a thread derailing asshole.

>>211517207
You think that every anon who replies to you is the same person because your brain is small and your parents are related.

>>211517123
> brown retard.
Yup, calling people that in every general multiple times definitely raises the quality of your posts.

>>211517258
Don't believe anyone asked about your life story

>>211517314
If other people are calling you that then you're telling on yourself.

>>211517098
They are both ugly

>>211517377
Im not that anon, I am saying there is a spammer on /hor/ who calls everyone “brown” in every general.

We should hopefully be getting news about Smile 3 soon. I don't like the comparisons to Final Destination, because the Smile movies are much better. Invisible monsters are weak imo, I like the creativity that goes into creature design, as well as proper make up and practical effects work. Reminds me of the good ol' days of horror.

>>211517439
>everyone
Curiously I've never had that issue, you must post like a retard.

>>211517396
So what is a beautiful woman? Simone Simon?

>>211517465
Do you not read?

>>211517445
Haven't even watched 2 yet.

>>211517491
Sorry that people keep calling you brown but I encourage you to get better at posting.

>>211517500
First one was mostly trash too

>>211517500
You should! It's technically much better than the first one in just about every aspect.
>>211517562
I personally enjoy the first one more and it's more dear to me.

>several months of fun threads
>even gadonfag tones it down
>pissman returns
>general instantly devolves

>>211517445
>Smile

>>211517445
I like Final Destination more (mainly the first 2, but the others I've seen are enjoyable) but the I like the Smile movies.
>>211517500
>>211517562
1 is good and 2 is great imo. 1 is more of a "serious" 2010s-esque trauma movie crossed with Ring/It Follows and jumpscares, 2 took that and turned it into more of an over the top gore movie in the post-Terrier 2 horror era. Entertaining series that has adapted to the times.

>>211517670
Definitely mid.

>>211517028
It's a exploitation action film, not horror, but Switchblade Sisters is another Jack Hill movie I really like. The main actress was the voice of Ranbow Brite. I also assume the Elle Driver character in Kill Bill was somewhat based on Patch from this film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGc18SW1QKk

>>211517636
We just have to talk about horror in between his sped screaming. Let him waste his time, maybe throw an insult towards him every now and then to make him seethe.

>>211517600
>>211517714
I'll watch it with my sister, we saw the first one together, and i liked the first one.

>>211517746
I've been wanting to watch more of his movies.

>>211517736
>>211517714
>I like Final Destination more
I like the idea of impending doom in the movie, but Smile does that and also has a cool monster. It's like the better Final Destination. Also I like the focus on one singular protag rather than the group of characters like in slashers.

>>211517445
The smile monster technically is invisible though. He's like some kind of thought parasite.

>>211515378
I saw some 70s-80s alien/monster movie no cable as a kid that had a rape scene that isn't Xtro, Xtro 2, or Galaxy of Terror... The monster/alien was maybe a cyclopse, but i'm pretty sure there was a shot of the monster dick.

Any patricians know the name?

>>211517856
It does have a singular design that appears to all the victims, though. But I suppose until the final reveal it is invisible.

>>211517811
If you like the first one you'll most likely enjoy the second one. The general consensus is that 2 is better, but 1 has its supporters.
>>211517817
>Also I like the focus on one singular protag rather than the group of characters like in slashers.
See I like that Final Destination is more slasher-y. Final Destination 1 is a Scream-esque movie from that era and I love that shit.

>>211517933
>Final Destination 1 is a Scream-esque movie
Definitely, but at that point I'd rather watch Scream or a slasher. I like Thanksgiving (2023) even though it looks literally like a Scream movie from a few years ago. Smile plays more on psych horror akin to The Thing, which is my bread and butter.

>>211517817
Smile 2 was cool. Good looking movie. Nice color palette and tone. Great atmosphere.

>>211518010
>and tone
Yeah I love the choice to make it wackier than the first one, horror was getting too gloomy.

>>211517600
I had a weird time with it. I liked bits and pieces of it but I felt like it sorta dragged. To each their own though.

>>211517775
No one is seething, only you.

>>211518060
>>211518088
That's kinda why I like the first one more. The gloominess is so omnipresent that when it gets to the more silly implausible parts like the monster reveal, it's actually somehow more shocking and creepy 'cause it's unexpected. It's by no means perfect or even a quality film, I'll be the first to admit. But it does try, and there's little things like hidden smiles throughout the film. For example Victoria Muñoz's necklace resembles the monster. This was clearly a deliberate choice on the part of Parker Finn.

>>211518231
>smile 4

>>211518009
Man I hope Thanksgiving 2 abandons the whodunnit aspect. We've already got Scream, give us something unique.
I hope it focuses more on the Black Friday madness consumerism aspect.

>>211518290
I know it's suppose to be a riff on those kinds of movies obviously, but when your meta flick just comes across as another boring slasher maybe even more boring, that kinda defeats the point.

>>211510313
Why is she wearing a jewish jockstrap?

what is that movie the anon keeps posting webms of with the guy in the white jumpsuit and goggles cutting off an asian guys head with a blade really fast? i keep seeing that webm but i dont know what the movie is called but i want to see if he cuts off any other body parts

>>211518009
This reminds me of Slave Leia or Slave Jasmine, but for millennials. Ironically Naomi Scott was in the live action Aladdin.

>>211518510
Love Will Tear Us Apart
There's even more body parts than you would expect

>>211518364
Kek.

>>211518567
On second thought, I guess it's more akin to the chicks sexy outfit in From Beyond and crossed with something Lady Gaga would wear. Still, gives off that vibe imo.

>>211518591
i googled that and the title you gave me looks like a romance movie not a horror movie

>>211518510
Kek at this description

I wanna FUCK that jeeta.

>>211517445
Make another Power Rangers movie, you'll cowards

>>211518859
>Anon can't tell Chinese and Japanese apart
Add 2023 to the title

>>211519054
thanks there's apparently THREE movies named that because there's also a 2013 one. sorry for being a stupid ugly retard, thank you for the help.

>>211515378
>getting them in in reverse order
Maddening

>>211517864
Only other two I can think of are Inseminoid and The Beast Within. Those don't really sound like what you're looking for though.

>>211518779
Definitely had the Lady Gaga vibe. She was very believable in it. More than Saleka Night in Trap, who is apparently actually a singer.

>>211519142
Don't worry, it's a perfect movie for stupid ugly retards who love chainsaws

>>211517864
These bootlegs never fail to crack me up, swear to god

is longlegs a good horror? trying to find something for me and my 13 year old son.

>>211520901
It's a decent movie. It went ham at the end and they have overhyped Cage's scariness in the movie but it was an enjoyable watch to me.

>>211520901
Eh not sure I'd pick that as good father son watching.
Watch Deadstream for a good horror comedy.

>>211520901
No, don't watch Longlegs with your son. It's not a very good film to begin with. Watch Deadstream instead like >>211521057 said because it's funny and never takes itself too seriously. Also Longlegs is a slog to get through while Deadstream is a breeze.

>>211520959
> It's a decent movie. It went ham at the end and they have overhyped Cage's scariness in the movie but it was an enjoyable watch to me.
Poor taste.

>>211521057
>>211521315
thanks anons for the recommend. just watched the trailer, looks hilarious. like dale and tucker vs evil but with mr beast or something. he just told me he really wants to watch the new final destination. whats the consensus on that one?

>>211520959
Posts from anons like you bring down the based levels of this general.

>>211521370
>>211521483
Please fuck off. We're actually trying to discuss horror here.

>>211520901
incredibly boring
and I predicted the ending 5 minutes in

>>211521370
>>211521483
Stupid pissfag. Die.

>>211521421
Its a good Final Destination film yeah. Gore is a bit gross because of how realistic it is but otherwise worth a watch.

>>211521883
It's a trans world and we're just living in it

Any recommendations for grafting faces from young woman to a daughter?

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>>211510313
>>211510544
Alright, starting it up now

>>211522302
Still haven't seen Grafted 2024, but maybe that

>>211522778
I saw that. It was pretty good.

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>>211521696
I rarely post here lol you guys are thinking I am someone else.

>>211518290
>Black Friday madness
Does that exist anymore?

is longlegs a good horror? trying to find something for me and my 13 year old son.

>>211511002
>Until Dawn
Is this based on the video game?

>>211513105
just get a trip.

>>211523465
try the Addams Family

>>211523550
Yes but just aesthetically, doesn't feature the characters and is only loosely related plotwise

>>211523465
What the fuck lol

>>211523465
>trying to find something for me and my 13 year old son.
Have you tried amor estranho amor?

>>211523739
This.

>>211523948
That's disappointing. otoh, the game itself flows much like a movie, so don't see the point of adapting it for film keeping the plot the same.

I just started the Mr. Mercedes tv show from Stephen King. Will keep you guys updated.

Bros, how does she still make muh dick DIAMONDS

>>211524599
Youre getting older and your standards are dropping.

Gonna watch a movie

>>211524256
Yeah. I mean to be fair though, the interesting part about the game is the choosing. Sometimes it's hard to tell how engaging it would be without it.
But imo studios just care about the latest meta twist shit instead of making solid fun horrors.

>>211524751
I am 50 and I look incredible

>>211525432
I want my morticia

>>211525432
those 2 were fun

>>211525657
Is that Jenifer Connelly? What movie?

>>211525657
She just saw some big tits

I thought the wicker man would be frightening but the soundtrack makes it kind of pleasant. reminds me of one of my favorite folk albums, first utterance.

>>211515772
Agreed completely.

>>211525869
It's a very odd movie, more like a comedy musical with a creepy undertone that becomes full blown horror at the end. Nothing else quite like it.

Watching Wrymwood. It's a gem

>>211510167 (OP)
We need a new Creeper. Not literally, but like a cool new monster villain.

Just finished The Ugly Stepsister. It was pretty enjoyable. Definitely an interesting take on the Cinderella story.

It reminded me a lot of The Substance and even Poor Things, with that angsty feminist "the things women must go through for the pleasure of men" theme. Not off-putting, though.
For a digitally shot movie, it also looks pretty nice at times.

>>211528587
Sounds roastie coded.

>>211528775
It is, but I can accept that. Part of why I like watching movies is to see other peoples' perspectives, and this was done a lot more tastefully than something like Poor Things, which was written by a bunch of ugly old men trying to convince pretty young women that they should be fucking ugly old men

>>211517445
Final Destination is definitively superior to Smile though... especially if you take The Final Destination out of the equation. Smile 1 really only compares to Final Destination 3 and 5..... Smile 2 is comparable to the other 3 definitely, but that's one movie vs three. The Smile movies do have Kyle Gallner and that trumps a lot of anything Final Destination has to offer. There is also the creature design aspect as you mentioned. But the Final Destination movies have some of the most creative kills in horror. Just look at the MRI one from Bloodlines, it's wild that that was executed on a studio level budget.

>tl;dr
FD > Smile

>>211527031
how rama rama is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

>>211528587
the soundtrack is really good. it would honestly be half the film without it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh81GKdEBlA&list=PL-ZxOT1moN1xx0uysAWbltLm20VkmJ-UK&index=2

>>211528917
Ill check the movie out.

>>211528973
>Final Destination movies have some of the most creative kills in horror.
Yeah, I love PS2 tier CG kills and someone getting their head impaled / crushed by a launched object for the 100th time, so creative all they do is repeat the exact same death scene over and over 90% of the time.

>the black guy dies first in clown in a cornfield
kek

>>211529377
The music was nice, with a good mix of classical and euro-techno. 95% of what I watch is old films with mono audio, but I have a decent surround sound speaker kit that really shows its worth with these newer movies, so I can appreciate that aspect.

>>211529414
See that you do, Anon. See that you do...

My only pleasure in life at this point is getting drunk and posting on /hor/. I like that more than actually watching horror movies.

>>211530521
Same. I dont even watch movies.

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>>211530628
Me too. I pretty much just play on repeat a list of 80’s horror on Tubi.

>>211530628
>I dont even watch movies.
I won't go that far, but more than anything, it's just wasting time until October. Even then it's just wasted time, but the /hor/ posting brings a few smiles.

>>211530521
based, unless you're pissman, in which case you need to stop for my health not yours.
what is your drink of choice

>>211530706
I think most of us are like this here.

>>211530628
I love watching movies. There's so many. I'm confident never run out of kino.

>>211530753
>pissman
You really don’t need to mention pissman out of nowhere every time you post.

best meltcore?

ok putting on 28 days later. need to marathon these before the new one.

>>211530956
Street Trash and Toxie for me.

>>211530753
>what is your drink of choice
When I had some money, I bought a lot of decent scotch and bourbon like Laphroaig, Ardbeg, Four Roses single barrel, Woodford Reserve Double Oaked, or red wine in the $15-20 range. Fresh local IPAs, triples or imperials, the kind of shit that's $5 a can. During October, it'd be lots of pumpkin beers, red wine, and absinthe. Occasionally standard cocktails like manhattans or martinis, but usually just straight booze.
Now I'm down to Yuengling beer, Wild Turkey 101, and boxed wines (drinking Bota Box Dark Malbec right now, which coincidentally has a very Halloweeny design), and occasionally Beefeater gin and Johnnie Walker black label. I'm a shadow of what I was
>>211530956
The Incredible Melting Man is my favorite by far. Literally me

>>211531069
Yeah shit is expensive, even more so now. Going to a pub is extortionate.
I have never had a pumpkin beer, guess I should look harder in the supermarket this year they might have them.
>>211530956
It's not 100% melt, but watch Fried Barry for the one good modern black comedy/splatter type film I've seen.

>>211530706
>>211530758
I have a handful of movies I watch on repeat. Mostly classics like Universal Monsters, TCM, Hellraiser, Evil Dead, Corman/Poe cycle, some Hammer stuff, zombie movies 60s/70s gothic shit, etc. I've probably watched Day of the Dead hundreds of times at this point.

>>211531242
>DAY OF THE DEAD DEHD

>>211531242
I'm not a big watcher but last time I watched Evil Dead it clicked to me that yeah I could totally watch this on repeat.

What's the best horror movie to watch with someone you hate?

>>211531316
Dashcam. Annie Hardy apparently filters basically anyone who isn't a 4channer.

>>211531408
me 2 weeks with no zaza

>>211531216
>I have never had a pumpkin beer, guess I should look harder in the supermarket this year they might have them.
I'm guessing you're not American. Here, they're pretty common during the season. I won't say that they're the best tasting beer you'll ever have, but being such a distinct flavor, nothing else puts me so quickly into the spirit of the season. The labels alone really perk me up and get me in the mood.

I wish I could find this beer again (pic), but it's been unavailable for the last few years for me in my area. I have great memories sipping back on this throughout early /hor/ and watching my way through lots of kino, especially the Evil Dead TV series. Carving pumpkins, eating lots of chocolate, being a bit creative and decorative. Very little makes me happy these days, but a good, partly drunken Halloween season is such a relief from everything else.

>>211531408
Perfect webm would end/loop at 6 seconds from start

>>211531489
Nah I'm not, I'm sure I'll be able to order some though so just need to remember. And yeah I tend to ramp up my movie watching in October as well so that makes it fun. Basically give myself an excuse to watch a movie every night.
>Evil Dead TV series
How is that?

>>211531308
It's infinitely rewatchable. Great to fall asleep to.

>>211531723
>>Evil Dead TV series
>How is that?
Give it a few episodes to draw you in, and afterwards you'll probably find it very enjoyable, as I did. Good characters, good humor, and if you're an Evil Dead fan, especially in season 2, you'll find it very comfy.

>*random electronic notes*
>REEEEEEEuuuuggghhhh

>>211531969
what's that from?

>>211531339
She's extremely annoying

>>211531909
It's perhaps the only non-anthology show I thought I might watch some time. Maybe the Chucky show is decent as well but once I see they stretch out for seasons it feels like the showrunners are just trying to bleed the stone.
That's why I like films. Forces them to make a satisfying arc and ending. Even if they just bring them back next film.

>>211532492
Chucky is very well made and has a consistent escalating storyline. If you like the movies from Seed onward it follows that tone.

>>211532582
Hmmm interesting, I actually really liked Cult/Curse. Good to know.

>>211532615
If you liked Cult you'll almost certainly like the show. It takes a little while to get there but it actually picks back up on that and is a direct sequel.

>>211532463
Attack of the Beast Creatures

I only know of Christ Stuckman as a tv meme but his film is coming out in October.

>>211532787
its a decent premise. i liked the paranormal paranoids videos that came out like 5 years ago.

it reminded me of that one found footage movie i can't remember the name of where people kept going missing in a very specific area in an open field which was later found out to be a ripple in time where they got sent back to an old farmhouse basement and starved to death

>>211527270
Monster design is dead

>>211532871
oh the movie is called Howard's Mill btw, it was pretty good.

>>211532904
>and the monster?
>ehh idk just pick the first result on deviantart

>>211532904
The dog bug things in Arcadian were cool

>>211533006
that's just 5 monsters put into one. felt disjointed because it was.

>>211532904
This type of monster design has been used for almost 20 years at this point.

>>211532683
they look slightly more fearsome on the poster

>>211533296
You city slickers and your fancy posters. You think you've got the movie all figured out, don't ya?

>>211511209
I agree. He's just that good. The others are goofy, but Michael is just scary as fuck. Like his tendency to stare at his victims. It shows intelligence, something whirring away in there, but nothing recogizable. He's unique, it's just evil.

>>211532582
I'm glad the show ended with season 3, and I was satisfied with season 3's ending. Hopefully, we can finally return to the original, full-feature films.

>>211534142
is the series where that shot of fionas ass comes from or is that one of the films?

>>211534250
Yes. In season 1.

>>211535887
>Absolutely the most incredible ending of any motion picture ever!
that's quite a claim

>>211530775
I've been watching a movie a day since I was a kid (I'm 31 now), and I feel like I haven't even scratched the surface of what's out there. My watchlist just keeps getting longer.
Not a bad feeling, honestly.

>>211536063
damn. I only started seriously watching at like... 30 or something but I'm a late comer. but I only watch horror.

new thread
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>>211536063
You know when you think about it in days... I've spent a lot of nights watching films.

>>211511209
I think it's the song. Honestly. And Dr Loomis.
The song gets stuck on your head. It's like subliminal

>>211531408
ringu 2 is such a boring movie
not a single scary scene

>>211516941
Definite molestation vibes.

>>211528587
Best /hor/kino of the year.