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Anonymous No.211521955 >>211522249 >>211522312 >>211526890 >>211527206 >>211527379 >>211527380 >>211529219 >>211534574 >>211535913 >>211536782 >>211539130 >>211540319 >>211540537
>Ani...please...
Anonymous No.211522005 >>211522066 >>211545533
she is very beautiful. I kiss her whole body
Anonymous No.211522066
>>211522005
do the nedful madam
Anonymous No.211522085 >>211522153 >>211522167 >>211522246 >>211523220 >>211527049 >>211527147 >>211527177 >>211527614 >>211528034 >>211529023 >>211529198 >>211529392 >>211529592 >>211530687 >>211530714 >>211531042 >>211531122 >>211534334 >>211534470 >>211536908 >>211539397 >>211540250 >>211540530
it's amazing how awful these movies are and how so many retards here tricked themselves into thinking they're good
all prequelfags deserve to be in the same mass grave as sequelfags
Anonymous No.211522153
>>211522085
It's a Shakespearean tragedy
Anonymous No.211522167 >>211527711 >>211529112
>>211522085
RotS is better than ANH and RotJ
Anonymous No.211522246
>>211522085
Based. Any other opinion is cope.
Anonymous No.211522249
>>211521955 (OP)
Hope she burned to death alive in pissrael.
Anonymous No.211522312 >>211534026 >>211534471
>>211521955 (OP)
Anonymous No.211523220 >>211529440 >>211531042
>>211522085
the world building is top tier and Obi Wan and Sheev are great
Anonymous No.211526890 >>211530763
>>211521955 (OP)
Anonymous No.211527049
>>211522085
Another filtered hylic.
Anonymous No.211527147
>>211522085
didn't ask
Anonymous No.211527177
>>211522085
Anonymous No.211527206 >>211527328 >>211531001 >>211531022
>>211521955 (OP)
>Her clothing in this scene is meant to foreshadow Anakin choking her
>the fire in the background is meant to make it look like Mustafar
Lucas unironically is a high IQ genius
Anonymous No.211527328
>>211527206
SAY IT
Anonymous No.211527369
Damn, this bitch so hot I wanna make her die from sadness.
Anonymous No.211527379
>>211521955 (OP)
Check
Anonymous No.211527380
>>211521955 (OP)
This picture is sex. I want to clean her sweaty asscrack with my tongue for hours
Anonymous No.211527595
Imagine mace windu on top of that
Anonymous No.211527614
>>211522085
>all these copers replying to you
mao-style brainwashing at its finest
Anonymous No.211527673 >>211529051
>wake up for the day
>"hmm, let me put on my SENATOR CROWN"

Why are women like this?
Anonymous No.211527711
>>211522167
total zoomer death
Anonymous No.211528034
>>211522085
>implying that the prequels (male leads that mesh well together) are the same quality as the sequels (female lead and her black beta simp + shitting all over the OT characters)
hello there disney shill
Anonymous No.211529023 >>211536757
>>211522085
the stuff that gets memed the most is stuff that is bad but also super popular
they know its bad; thats where some of the humor comes from
Anonymous No.211529051 >>211529943
>>211527673
>noticies a thin band on her forehead
GAY
Anonymous No.211529069
>ani... please stop looking at my voluptuous tits constantly, we can't do this...
Anonymous No.211529097
I wish Natalie Portman would hit me and yell at me but not too loudly
Anonymous No.211529112 >>211529358
>>211522167
RotS needs a lot of context to be kino. ANH is good on its own
Anonymous No.211529198 >>211529665 >>211530450 >>211536130
>>211522085
It's crazy to think of how much unnecessary stupid shit is in the Prequels just so they can fit with the OT.

Why did Lucas think making Anakin grow up on Tatooine, the same fucking place his son would live with his uncle - still using the family name - was a good writing choice?
Anonymous No.211529219
>>211521955 (OP)
Anakin walks up to her. Padame grabs his lightsaber and sticks it between her cleavage. What did she mean by that?
Anonymous No.211529293
>Ani please force choke me
Anonymous No.211529330
8 years ago gap between Herschlag and Jake Lloyd isn't THAT bad... Right?
Anonymous No.211529358 >>211529551 >>211530890 >>211536805
>>211529112
ANH without Andor is worthless
Anonymous No.211529392
>>211522085
holy B A S E D
Anonymous No.211529440 >>211531042
>>211523220
the world building is the worst thing about these movies
>bro what if the ancient jedi order were actually just a bunch of guys sitting in a holiday inn express talking about nonsense all day
wow; cool, george; thanks
Anonymous No.211529551
>>211529358
Andor was good but it's not necessary to enjoy Star Wars 1977 as a standalone movie. It does make it a little better though for EU and "canon" fags though
Anonymous No.211529592
>>211522085
I don't personally like the prequels, but I pretend to just to fit in with the current zetigeist.
Anonymous No.211529665
>>211529198
because obi wan created a force field around the planet that made it completely invisible. it was explored in Obi Wan: Shadows of Gra-Barbarr, a great novel. its also explained there why the jedi order wears tatooine robes.
Anonymous No.211529705
They need another edit where old Hayden force ghost Anakin shows up at the end of RotJ so we can argue more about it. apparently Hayden didn't even know what he was shooting for when they filmed his SE shoot so it just looks awkward.
Anonymous No.211529943
>>211529051
fuck off it's shiny, i also noticed the fireplace too, doesn't mean i want to fuck it
Anonymous No.211530107 >>211530367
Why is every popular franchise ever going down the gutter
Anonymous No.211530367
>>211530107
Because no one can think of anything original so they just fuck up old IPs. It's been like decades of this
Anonymous No.211530450 >>211530798
>>211529198
And him building C3-P0 was pointless
Anonymous No.211530687 >>211530717 >>211537056
>>211522085
Anon I watched these movies when I was a kid and they hold deep meaning for me. I enjoyed them a lot and still do. Yes theyre cheesy and the second one is boring af but overall theyre very enjoyable for me. If you dont like them its okay, I get your point I guess. Still, if a piece of art or media resonnates with my soul I think its worthwhile. Being overly cynical about stuff like that is just poisoning your soul and doesnt lead you anywhere
Anonymous No.211530714
>>211522085
>grave
A grave is too dignified for such prequel currs. They should be hung in gibbets and left to rot next to crossroads, as a warning to future generations.
Anonymous No.211530717 >>211536168
>>211530687
this. i'm more than a third of the way through my life. not going to pretend Star Wars isn't important. SOME art has to hold meaning to me, Star Wars I-III make the cut.
i hope zoomers and gen alpha find their prequels some day.
Anonymous No.211530763
>>211526890
respect cultural differences
Anonymous No.211530798 >>211531825
>>211530450
The point is that R2 and C3PO are the ones telling the story. According to George's "Pottery" anyway.
Anonymous No.211530890 >>211531171
>>211529358
>ANH without Andor is worthless
Zoomer genocide when?
Anonymous No.211530945 >>211531003
Was Padme a Sith?
Anonymous No.211531001
>>211527206
>made the most famous and culturally important movies in the history of the mankind, demonstrating nuanced and in depth understanding of the politics, human psychic, literature.

Of course he is.
Anonymous No.211531003 >>211531086 >>211536840
>>211530945
Padme's role in the whole story was just to birth Luke and Leia and then just be forgotten
Anonymous No.211531022
>>211527206
George did say he made these movies for young boys. He wanted to awaken our breeding potential.
Anonymous No.211531042
>>211522085
>>211523220
>>211529440
jedi temples do seem to be underutilized based on my superficial knowledge of the lore
feel free to prove me wrong though
Anonymous No.211531086 >>211531191
>>211531003
based Lucas sticking to the theme of fatherhood by under-writing the mother character.
Anonymous No.211531122
>>211522085
>this unable to recognize soul
disney bot detected
Anonymous No.211531140
Anakin is mainstream again
Anonymous No.211531171
>>211530890
soon, tankers are literally in the air
Anonymous No.211531191 >>211531235
>>211531086
>I remember my mother
>literally never met or knew her mother
Bail's wife kind of deserved a bit more for taking care of Leia
Anonymous No.211531235 >>211531383
>>211531191
>describes her as beautiful
>not
>"i remember her being a really strong politician :)"

based Star Wars already subverting fairytale cliches and gender roles, then knowing precisely when to call it quits.
Anonymous No.211531383
>>211531235
Totally would the OG Mrs Organa
Anonymous No.211531825
>>211530798
That still doesn't call for him building C3-P0
He didn't build R2-D2 and apparently the "pottery" is unaffected
Anonymous No.211534026
>>211522312
heh
Anonymous No.211534334
>>211522085
>You are NOT actually enjoying this! You've been tricked!!!
>Watch this 4 hour movie about a 2001 space oddissey instead!
Anonymous No.211534424 >>211534574
>>Ani...ple-ACK
Anonymous No.211534470 >>211536205
>>211522085
it's just kids who grew up with that and so their nostalgia blinds them
I suspect many of them are also ESLs so the terrible dialogue seems normal to them
Anonymous No.211534471
>>211522312
Anonymous No.211534574
>>211521955 (OP)
>>211534424
>...harder ani...
Anonymous No.211535913
>>211521955 (OP)
Space Balls 2 should redo this scene but every time the camera cuts to her she's wearing a progressively skimpier outfit.
Anonymous No.211536130
>>211529198
Luke's foster parents know his dad, ergo he's from there. Ties Luke to the soil of that planet.

Genuinely just stop whining about this shit. Always the same effete complaints, it's growing stale
Anonymous No.211536160 >>211536365
Was she a virgin too?
Anonymous No.211536168
>>211530717
the prequels are zoomer core
Anonymous No.211536205
>>211534470
You are gonna be pretty screwed when you die and its Yoda at the pearly gates deciding if you get in or not!
Anonymous No.211536365 >>211536489
>>211536160
No. There's a scene where Padme talks about losing her virginity to a dark haired artist named George.
Anonymous No.211536489 >>211540703
>>211536365
Actually I remember her making Ani jealous but were they really named George?
Anonymous No.211536757
>>211529023
and yet much more recent popular bad movies like almost all of the mcu get little to no memes. the prequels get memed because they are striking and idiosyncratic, which is what drives long-term cultural significance, not fake and gay judgements of "quality."
Anonymous No.211536782 >>211536999 >>211540637 >>211543212
>>211521955 (OP)
He should have gone for this one
Anonymous No.211536805
>>211529358
i have never watched andor and i never will, and yet star wars 1977 is kino. what now?
Anonymous No.211536840
>>211531003
??? like half of the reason anakin is a fuckup is padme.
Anonymous No.211536908 >>211546197
>>211522085
lmao at the million replies.
Star Wars really is something
Anonymous No.211536999
>>211536782
Bai Ling never misses. China chow is number 1.
Anonymous No.211537056 >>211539448
>>211530687
>the second one is boring af
Second one has tons of kino.
It's the first one that's the biggest chore to watch due to the long winded Tatooine segment that lacked the same kind of charm from A New Hope.
Anonymous No.211539130
>>211521955 (OP)
saw this and don't remember literally anything about it. how impactful of a story
Anonymous No.211539397
>>211522085
truth nuke
Anonymous No.211539448 >>211541316
>>211537056
They're both pretty terrible.
Anonymous No.211540250 >>211540598
>>211522085
Get educated pleb.
Anonymous No.211540319
>>211521955 (OP)
Peak human.
Anonymous No.211540530
>>211522085
They're all kids movies. None of them are good
Anonymous No.211540537
>>211521955 (OP)
milk.
Anonymous No.211540598
>>211540250
zoom zoom
Anonymous No.211540637
>>211536782
>Lance Armstrong interview
Not an issue that aged well then.
Anonymous No.211540676
>zoom zoom
Anonymous No.211540703
>>211536489
>virgin
no, he wasn't named George. He just happened to have the exact same hair and job.
Anonymous No.211541316
>>211539448
Nuh uh. I enjoy both. Much better than 95% of goyslop movies.
Anonymous No.211541433
>Women love Slave Leia outfit
>Leia loved Han despite him being older and not caring much about her at first
Why is George so based about women?
Anonymous No.211543212
>>211536782
Giant pencil eraser nipples. made for sucky sucky!
Anonymous No.211545533
>>211522005
you too??
Anonymous No.211546197
>>211536908
lol poojeets might be God's comedy