Thread 211521955

she is very beautiful. I kiss her whole body

>>211522005
do the nedful madam

it's amazing how awful these movies are and how so many retards here tricked themselves into thinking they're good
all prequelfags deserve to be in the same mass grave as sequelfags

>>211522085
It's a Shakespearean tragedy

>>211522085
RotS is better than ANH and RotJ

>>211522085
Based. Any other opinion is cope.

>>211521955 (OP)
Hope she burned to death alive in pissrael.

>>211522085
the world building is top tier and Obi Wan and Sheev are great

>>211522085
Another filtered hylic.

>>211522085
didn't ask

>>211521955 (OP)
>Her clothing in this scene is meant to foreshadow Anakin choking her
>the fire in the background is meant to make it look like Mustafar
Lucas unironically is a high IQ genius

>>211527206
SAY IT

Damn, this bitch so hot I wanna make her die from sadness.

>>211521955 (OP)
Check

>>211521955 (OP)
This picture is sex. I want to clean her sweaty asscrack with my tongue for hours

Imagine mace windu on top of that

>>211522085
>all these copers replying to you
mao-style brainwashing at its finest

>wake up for the day
>"hmm, let me put on my SENATOR CROWN"

Why are women like this?

>>211522167
total zoomer death

>>211522085
>implying that the prequels (male leads that mesh well together) are the same quality as the sequels (female lead and her black beta simp + shitting all over the OT characters)
hello there disney shill

>>211522085
the stuff that gets memed the most is stuff that is bad but also super popular
they know its bad; thats where some of the humor comes from

>>211527673
>noticies a thin band on her forehead
GAY

I wish Natalie Portman would hit me and yell at me but not too loudly

>>211522167
RotS needs a lot of context to be kino. ANH is good on its own

>>211522085
It's crazy to think of how much unnecessary stupid shit is in the Prequels just so they can fit with the OT.

Why did Lucas think making Anakin grow up on Tatooine, the same fucking place his son would live with his uncle - still using the family name - was a good writing choice?

>>211521955 (OP)
Anakin walks up to her. Padame grabs his lightsaber and sticks it between her cleavage. What did she mean by that?

8 years ago gap between Herschlag and Jake Lloyd isn't THAT bad... Right?

>>211529112
ANH without Andor is worthless

>>211522085
holy B A S E D

>>211523220
the world building is the worst thing about these movies
>bro what if the ancient jedi order were actually just a bunch of guys sitting in a holiday inn express talking about nonsense all day
wow; cool, george; thanks

>>211529358
Andor was good but it's not necessary to enjoy Star Wars 1977 as a standalone movie. It does make it a little better though for EU and "canon" fags though

>>211522085
I don't personally like the prequels, but I pretend to just to fit in with the current zetigeist.

>>211529198
because obi wan created a force field around the planet that made it completely invisible. it was explored in Obi Wan: Shadows of Gra-Barbarr, a great novel. its also explained there why the jedi order wears tatooine robes.

They need another edit where old Hayden force ghost Anakin shows up at the end of RotJ so we can argue more about it. apparently Hayden didn't even know what he was shooting for when they filmed his SE shoot so it just looks awkward.

>>211529051
fuck off it's shiny, i also noticed the fireplace too, doesn't mean i want to fuck it

Why is every popular franchise ever going down the gutter

>>211530107
Because no one can think of anything original so they just fuck up old IPs. It's been like decades of this

>>211529198
And him building C3-P0 was pointless

>>211522085
Anon I watched these movies when I was a kid and they hold deep meaning for me. I enjoyed them a lot and still do. Yes theyre cheesy and the second one is boring af but overall theyre very enjoyable for me. If you dont like them its okay, I get your point I guess. Still, if a piece of art or media resonnates with my soul I think its worthwhile. Being overly cynical about stuff like that is just poisoning your soul and doesnt lead you anywhere

>>211522085
>grave
A grave is too dignified for such prequel currs. They should be hung in gibbets and left to rot next to crossroads, as a warning to future generations.

>>211530687
this. i'm more than a third of the way through my life. not going to pretend Star Wars isn't important. SOME art has to hold meaning to me, Star Wars I-III make the cut.
i hope zoomers and gen alpha find their prequels some day.

>>211526890
respect cultural differences

>>211530450
The point is that R2 and C3PO are the ones telling the story. According to George's "Pottery" anyway.

>>211529358
>ANH without Andor is worthless
Zoomer genocide when?

Was Padme a Sith?

>>211527206
>made the most famous and culturally important movies in the history of the mankind, demonstrating nuanced and in depth understanding of the politics, human psychic, literature.

Of course he is.

>>211530945
Padme's role in the whole story was just to birth Luke and Leia and then just be forgotten

>>211527206
George did say he made these movies for young boys. He wanted to awaken our breeding potential.

>>211522085
>>211523220
>>211529440
jedi temples do seem to be underutilized based on my superficial knowledge of the lore
feel free to prove me wrong though

>>211531003
based Lucas sticking to the theme of fatherhood by under-writing the mother character.

>>211522085
>this unable to recognize soul
disney bot detected

Anakin is mainstream again

>>211530890
soon, tankers are literally in the air

>>211531086
>I remember my mother
>literally never met or knew her mother
Bail's wife kind of deserved a bit more for taking care of Leia

>>211531191
>describes her as beautiful
>not
>"i remember her being a really strong politician :)"

based Star Wars already subverting fairytale cliches and gender roles, then knowing precisely when to call it quits.

>>211531235
Totally would the OG Mrs Organa

>>211530798
That still doesn't call for him building C3-P0
He didn't build R2-D2 and apparently the "pottery" is unaffected

>>211522312
heh

>>211522085
>You are NOT actually enjoying this! You've been tricked!!!
>Watch this 4 hour movie about a 2001 space oddissey instead!

>>211522085
it's just kids who grew up with that and so their nostalgia blinds them
I suspect many of them are also ESLs so the terrible dialogue seems normal to them

>>211521955 (OP)
>>211534424
>...harder ani...

>>211521955 (OP)
Space Balls 2 should redo this scene but every time the camera cuts to her she's wearing a progressively skimpier outfit.

>>211529198
Luke's foster parents know his dad, ergo he's from there. Ties Luke to the soil of that planet.

Genuinely just stop whining about this shit. Always the same effete complaints, it's growing stale

Was she a virgin too?

>>211530717
the prequels are zoomer core

>>211534470
You are gonna be pretty screwed when you die and its Yoda at the pearly gates deciding if you get in or not!

>>211536160
No. There's a scene where Padme talks about losing her virginity to a dark haired artist named George.

>>211536365
Actually I remember her making Ani jealous but were they really named George?

>>211529023
and yet much more recent popular bad movies like almost all of the mcu get little to no memes. the prequels get memed because they are striking and idiosyncratic, which is what drives long-term cultural significance, not fake and gay judgements of "quality."

>>211521955 (OP)
He should have gone for this one

>>211529358
i have never watched andor and i never will, and yet star wars 1977 is kino. what now?

>>211531003
??? like half of the reason anakin is a fuckup is padme.

>>211522085
lmao at the million replies.
Star Wars really is something

>>211536782
Bai Ling never misses. China chow is number 1.

>>211530687
>the second one is boring af
Second one has tons of kino.
It's the first one that's the biggest chore to watch due to the long winded Tatooine segment that lacked the same kind of charm from A New Hope.

>>211521955 (OP)
saw this and don't remember literally anything about it. how impactful of a story

>>211522085
truth nuke

>>211537056
They're both pretty terrible.

>>211522085
Get educated pleb.

>>211521955 (OP)
Peak human.

>>211522085
They're all kids movies. None of them are good

>>211521955 (OP)
milk.

>>211540250
zoom zoom

>>211536782
>Lance Armstrong interview
Not an issue that aged well then.

>>211536489
>virgin
no, he wasn't named George. He just happened to have the exact same hair and job.

>>211539448
Nuh uh. I enjoy both. Much better than 95% of goyslop movies.

>Women love Slave Leia outfit
>Leia loved Han despite him being older and not caring much about her at first
Why is George so based about women?

>>211536782
Giant pencil eraser nipples. made for sucky sucky!

>>211522005
you too??

>>211536908
lol poojeets might be God's comedy