>NICHOLAS GALITZINE: Well, that’s a wrap on Masters of the Universe. It has been an honour shouldering the responsibility of playing Adam and He Man. It’s been the role of a lifetime and I put everything into it. There’s not much I can show you, but I am so proud of the movie we’ve made. Thanks to our amazing cast and crew for all your hard work.

Filming has wrapped for the “Masters of the Universe” Movie with the the big budget film scheduled to be released in cinemas worldwide on June 5th, 2026.

>>211524062 (OP)
>dyel twink
No

>>211524918
Cope

>>211524062 (OP)
>trying to do an actual He-Man show after that disastrous Netflix show that pissed off the entire audience
Flop incoming

Jesus fuck is THAT he-man? My god modern actors are pencil neck fucks.

This guy is charismatic and fit for purpose but unfortunately covered with stupid tattoos all over his body, did they do a good job masking them?

Cast selection currently:

Nicholas Galitzine as He-Man
Camila Mendes as Teela
Alison Brie as Evil-Lyn
Jared Leto as Skeletor
Idris Elba as Man-at-Arms
Morena Baccarin as the Sorceress
Sam C. Wilson as Trap Jaw
Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson as Fisto
Kojo Attah as Triclops
Jon Xue Zhang as Ram Man
Hafthor Bjornsson as Goat Man
Charlotte Riley as Queen Marlena
James Purefoy as King Randor
Sasheer Zamata as Suzie
Christian Vunipola as Hussein

>>211528196
>Idris Elba as Man-at-Arms
They just couldn't help themselves eh? Rest of the cast seems ok.

>>211527848
if youre gay for big burly men just say so

>>211528196
>Jared Leto as Skeletor
But he's a rapist now???

>>211527412
It's a movie

>>211528196
Yeah...

https://variety.com/2025/film/news/jared-leto-sexual-misconduct-allegations-tron-ares-1236428475/

>>211528341
They didn't know, Frankly, it's ridiculous he gets all those allegations now when he is planned for 2 big budget movies in the next 12 months. And those are from literally who women from 2000s. So I couldn't care less

>>211528196
>Jared Leto as Skeletor
dropped

it all hinges on who they got to play chop chop and gobber

also if they woke cast a black guy as tumbo i'm going to freak

Who is this movie even for? 40 year olds? It's not as if this is a popular IP with the kiddos. I don't understand why this is even being made.

>>211528699
It's because of Barbie's success, they greenlit this after it made $1 billion, that's what the Mattel CEO said, they think their IPs can all make 1 billy.

This movie has a bigger budget than Barbie, over $200 million.

>>211528770
they think their IPs can all make 1 billy.

This probably could have come close if they cast a more accurate looking heman, a different actor to play Skeletor and Man at arms and a sexy as fuck Teela while also giving a decent script. Oh well though right.

>>211524062 (OP)
That show is for 7 year olds

>>211528913
There is no world where a He-Man movie makes a billion dollars in 2025, regardless of how good it is.

No one wanted this

>>211529133
I do

>>211528947
a show for 7 year olds that are now all 70 years old, who the fuck would watch this shit

>>211528196
>James Purefoy as King Randor
Kino

>>211529305
They are 45-50 at max, anon

>>211528770
>This movie has a bigger budget than Barbie, over $200 million.
I don't believe. They have to be insane to believe this movie is going to be profitable on such a budget.
This isnt Barbie. Barbie is a Barbie, with Margot Robbie and Gosling as the stars. All stars have aligned to give em a billion.
He-Man is a He-Man and has a bunch of B and C listers.

>>211529527
>Multiple insiders say the budget is hovering below $200 million (roughly $170 million, according to one source).

https://variety.com/2023/film/news/masters-of-the-universe-movie-amazon-mgm-1235789957/

Not gay enough

>>211528328
I'm gay for big burly men being matched with women half their size

>>211529720
They have bigger tits than she does.

>>211529656
Why

>>211528196
STILL NO FUCKING ORKO!

This enrages me no end. How hard can it be to just make a fucking puppet and have Awkwafina voice it? It even has a scarf over its mouth so you wouldn't even have to lipsinc it.

once again The Dolph mogs

>>211534687

>>211534708

>>211534733

>>211533356
He will be CG and voiced by Seth Rogen.

>>211529720
>I'm gay for big burly men
You should have stopped right there, mate.

>>211529720
kino

>>211524062 (OP)
>zero rear delts, zero traps, zero triceps

>>211524062 (OP)
ngl it got me twitching

>>211524062 (OP)
Why not kit Teela out more fittingly too if you're doing this. Classic Hollywood

>2025
>He-Man movie
Do boomers really?

>>211527412
Erm it's going to be based off that netflix one too

>>211527284
>Cope
Did you cast him lol

>>211528196
>Alison Brie as Evil-Lyn
>Jared Leto as Skeletor
>Idris Elba as Man-at-Arms
>Morena Baccarin as the Sorceress

Was this movie cast 15 years ago? None of these people are still relevant, except Leto who is about to be canceled.

Latin America will love this movie and raise it to one billy

>>211528196
awful

>>211528196
>Jared Leto as Skeletor
It's so fucking over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ek2ArdQM4c

>AND I SAID HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

>>211537546
Unironically the most important piece of He-Man related media.

>5'2"
>fridge
>mexican
>pants
Fucking grim...

>>211537706
This movie wasn't made for you, chud!

Or anyone, really.

The demographic that is being targeted by this movie hates Hollywood so god damn much they don’t even watch movies anymore. What retarded Jew thought this would work.

The only reason I come to this faggot board is to shit on everything

>>211537706
Who knew that for modern entertainment industry, with all its money and technology, making a decent movie about a 40 yo low tech, low budget cartoon for children would be proven impossible.

>>211537853
This. Same

>>211529720
>>211527848
>these outcasts of civilisation that live in a brutal wild world?
>why they have clean shaved body and facial hair ofcourse!

The earliest boner I can recall came from my Teela figure. I had to be 4, because after that I had moved on from He-Man to Voltron. I just remember rubbing my thumb along the curves of the body and not quite understanding why I liked it. This is why faggoty has become an epidemic, young boys no longer have scantily clad women to awaken their sexuality.

>>211537889
Another post filled with truth

>>211528770
>200 million USD budget
That's so completely retarded. Transformers is at least three times a bigger IP but their movies have been flopping left and right for a while

CGI Orko & Battle Cat or no deal

>>211528196
>Idris Elba as Man-at-Arms
LOL
>>211528196
>Morena Baccarin as the Sorceress
LOL
>>211528196
>Jon Xue Zhang as Ram Man
LOL
>>211528196
>Sasheer Zamata as Suzie
LOL
>>211528196
>Christian Vunipola as Hussein
LOL

>>211537886
Actually in this movie they are traveling circus kids captured and slaved that later scape.

>>211529431
This, and I watched He-Man in the 80s/90s, but I sure as shit don't care about a He Man film. idk, if the writing and acting are legitimately good, it could work, but the writing being good on a 2020s film is such a long shot.

The costume was shit, but Chelsea Field had a nice body for Teela.

>>211524062 (OP)
This should be a cheapo 3D slop kids cartoon and not a $200 million production with real actors.

>>211528196
>Jared Leto as Skeletor

>>211537706
Looks like hawkgirl costume from the new superman.

Is it illegal to show skin in film anymore?

>>211538580
>Is it illegal to show skin in film anymore?
Only if you have XX chromosome.

>>211528196
>Jared Leto as Skeletor
I'll forgive them for everything else but this is just the worst casting idea ever. Jared Leto has never been a good actor and 30 Seconds to Mars has always been a mid band at best

>>211533356
Good, fuck Orko, Orko sucks
Same with that faggot Snarf from Thundercats
The only comedy sidekick in a kids show that wasn't complete shit is Alpha 5

>>211537706
It will be one of those funny movies made when the woke was in full swing and now they don't know what you do with it.
Looking hot is acceptable now and no one has to hide their distaste for emasculation and female empowerment.
Marketing campaign will be funny as fuck, trying to sell it as something badass and hot while having no skin show bossgirl Teela and faggy He-Man.

>>211538444
I will not masturbate to 80s porn today. NOT TODAY SATAN

>>211538777
Based digits of holy truth

>>211538882
What about 90s porn?

Fabulous secret powers

>>211528196
If Gwildor isn’t in this, fans will riot. Cities will burn.

>>211528548
His Joker laugh sounds more like a Skeletor laugh.

>>211538882
Posters like this must be under 25 right?

>>211538690
He'll have a mask on right? It *could* work with a mask, but probably not.

>>211538823
This. I will laugh at the marketing and will never watch the movie.
Get woke go broke

>>211538823
>Looking hot is acceptable now

How brainrotted do you have to be to think being attractive was ever a disadvantage?

>>211539875
Get out of the cave you've been at for the past 10 years.

>>211540029
>thinks 4chan memes are real
>accuses others of living in a cave

Too funny.

>>211528196
>Jared Leto
Who the fuck keeps casting this guy? Rest of the cast looks shit too except Alison brie aslong as they make her outfit very revealing

>>211539875
It was true during the woke regime.
Removing straight ideal beauty standard was one of the main pillar of woke religion

>>211537190
>2025
>skibbity toilet movie
>more sonic movies
do zoomers really

>>211540302
>the woke regime

Thank God the government intervened to put a stop to that.

>>211524062 (OP)
>he-man is trapped in modern day New York
Yeah pass

>>211541014
Isn't this basically what happened in the 1987 movie? Except it was LA instead of NY.

>>211528305
>Idris Elba as Man-at-Arms
Is his entire career post-Wire just playing nigged White Characters?
Does he have the record?

>>211541323
yeah, and everyone hated it

>>211541414
all black "actors" are like that now.
they will never have a career when the token phase will pass

>>211528196
where ma nigga orko at?

>>211524062 (OP)
>>211528196
>no bogged zac efron as He-Man
>no cute zendaya as Teela
i shant be watching it

>>211537706
$200 million budget btw

>>211524062 (OP)
that's what I call gaycore!

>>211537706
Jesus Christ, those idiots had one job!

>>211542393
>oh fucks given

>>211524062 (OP)
>A gay man playing he-man

Why?

>>211545425
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y

>>211537706
>gun
???

>>211537706
It's astounding how many people have seemingly accepted this awful outfit and the black Man at Arms casting. Just imagine if He-Man was an asian guy wearing a tank top, there'd be outrage.

>>211548676
How about you go on listing all the hypothetical scenarios that would outrage you?

>>211549372
How about you kys

>>211528341
The only thing Jared Leto rapes is the box office performance of the movies he's in.

>>211524062 (OP)
I need to see Skeletor

>>211549740
China won't allow a full skull face, he's gonna look like shit

>>211549851
>China won't allow a full skull face, he's gonna look like shit
This might not bother me. If they did something like General Kael from Willow, where the "skull" is a mask, with a burned-off face underneath, it might look cool.

>>211549851
The era in which Hollywood pandered to China is over, they barely make money there anymore.

>>211550732
>The era in which Hollywood pandered to China is over,
They're still not going to include Jitsu, with Ching-Chong Karate-Chop Action

>>211534687
>>211534708
>>211534733
>>211534746

Why was they unable to make this work when Conan did so well?

>>211550856
>Why was they unable to make this work when Conan did so well?
1.) It came out too late. MotU was pretty much dead by 1987. Everyone was into TMNT and Nintendo by then. If this had been in 1985, it would have done better. and...
2.) It cut too many corners and left out too much. There was no Battle Cat, no Orko, no Prince Adam, practically no Eternia, and only 7 of the dozens of characters in the MotU mythos, They could easily have replaced Skeletor's new henchmen with recognizable characters. (Blade = Tri-Klops, Karg = Trap-Jaw, Saurod = Mer-Man.) And finally...
3.) Earth. Fucking Earth. It's a sci-fi fantasy that takes place on a faraway planet. Make it take place on a fucking faraway planet. Although it did give us the "little white sticks" line, that I quote whenever it's appropriate.

>>211528196
>Camila Mendes, Idris Elba
of course they went for the gingers

>>211551290
The reason it didn't work is because it's a franchise that was created to sell toys to boys under the age of 8. Being more accurate to a cartoon isn't going to make anyone without crippling autism want to go see it any more.

>>211551290
>>211552437
It is weird though that movies like Motu, Transformers, and MLP were bombing in the 80s but nowadays a shitty movie that kids beg their parents to go to is seemingly a surefire hit.

>>211552541
Transformers was a hit because Michael Bay makes hit movies, not because anyone cares about Transformers.

>>211534687
>>211534708
>>211534733
>had a master in chemical engineering while looking like this
Man how tf was this guy a real person? He was like a 20/10 megachad. Schwarzenegger has nothing on him.

>>211552615
I was referring to the original 86 movie

>>211538823
So if it went into production now the women would be allowed to have bare thighs etc? I don't know that seems very optimistic to me

>>211553297
Maybe? DC had no problem showing women's thighs, though that was before that retard Gunn took over.

>>211537706
> redhead

It's already a miracle they didn't turn her into a nigress, like Hollywood usually does. Master-at-Arms wasn't as lucky, though.

But looking at the casting, what the fuck were they thinking? These choices make zero sense. E.g. Evil-Lyn isn't some 42-old hag past her prime.

>>211554130
>Evil-Lyn isn't some 42-old hag past her prime
Are you sure about that?

>>211537706
Of course the hollywood homos make sure the woman is fully clothed.

Sorry, but without Orko it's not going to be Masters of the Universe, more like Masters of the POO-niberse.

>>211554726

they could not find ONE single actress who could play this role and also be red haired, blue eyed, white skinned? seriously?
nah bro.
and Nigris fucking Elbow once again playing a stolen white character?
absolutely fucking not.
not gonna watch this shit.