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Anonymous No.211525659 >>211525704 >>211525734 >>211526131 >>211526602 >>211527026 >>211529589 >>211530533 >>211530703 >>211531527 >>211535163 >>211535774 >>211537245
How To Train Your Dragon makes $200 million
But /tv/ told me this would flop...

I'm sure you guys will be surprised by Superman and Fantastic Four too in July.
Anonymous No.211525704
>>211525659 (OP)
Kys shill. It will lose money in the end.
Anonymous No.211525734 >>211525831 >>211528592
>>211525659 (OP)
so do they just not make new movies anymore
Anonymous No.211525779 >>211529422
The age of animation domination is upon us
Anonymous No.211525831 >>211526097 >>211526972 >>211526999
>>211525734
The DEI/Woke experiment bankrupted a lot of people who bought into that bullshit. So now Hollywood is extremely risk averse. They're only betting on sure things now. So they're just remaking anything that was a winner in the past. Prepare for nothing but remakes for the next couple years, at least until they grow their balls back and start giving people what they want again. Its not just movies that are dealing with the fallout from that shit
Anonymous No.211526097 >>211526340
>>211525831
Sure, that's why the upcoming Masters of the Universe movie has a $200 million budget
Anonymous No.211526131 >>211526278
>>211525659 (OP)
Only race traitors and children are seeing this. Their degenerating Astrid from a Nordic goddess to a dirtmutt doesn't deserve reward.
Anonymous No.211526278 >>211526346 >>211526382 >>211527982 >>211528651
>>211526131
My gf is black, kys fag

I was like you before I tasted black pussy, maybe one day you will too
Anonymous No.211526340
>>211526097
You don't understand. The people in charge of a large part of the industry don't even watch movies. They look at social media and other trends and think its reality. I guarantee you some consultancy agency has been feeding producers bullshit about millennial nostalgia being a goldmine
Anonymous No.211526346
>>211526278
Stop larpring you insufferable kike
Anonymous No.211526382 >>211526776
>>211526278
fun fact, 2/3 of black women have genital herpes and most don't know it
Anonymous No.211526392 >>211526454
What retard thought this wouldn't make money, out of anything this year?
Anonymous No.211526454
>>211526392
/tv/, did you read the threads?
Anonymous No.211526602 >>211526653 >>211527045 >>211530590
>>211525659 (OP)
>But /tv/ told me this would flop
Literally nobody fucking said that. It is a repulsive movie, but nobody believed drooling troglodytes wouldn't take it over a billion.
Anonymous No.211526653 >>211526835
>>211526602
Are you sure? Look at r/boxoffice, they said it will flop

So did /tv/
Anonymous No.211526776 >>211536193
>>211526382
Another fun fact, 89% of white males have HPV and syphilis but aren’t even aware of it
Anonymous No.211526835 >>211526909
>>211526653
I despise these fucking movies, but with some of them it is so silly to deny they will be a hit. It's like saying that Jurassic Park will bomb.
Anonymous No.211526909
>>211526835
Well, next jurassic will underperform that's for sure, but it won't flop, just won't hit 1 billion
Anonymous No.211526972
>>211525831
>They're only betting on sure things now.
Have you looked at the release schedule for this year? Absolute trash. Not many things there look sure to me but I guess a lot of people are retarded and those people are the market they're targeting.
Anonymous No.211526999 >>211527062 >>211530348
>>211525831
Anon
Anonymous No.211527026
>>211525659 (OP)
Get woke go rich.
Anonymous No.211527045 >>211527152 >>211528520 >>211533171
>>211526602
Every damn time.
>a bunch of users on /tv/ make absurdly retarded claims, post after post, thread after thread
>reality hits and they get proven wrong
>mouth breathing retards come out of the woodworks and screech that the posts and threads we all read didn’t happen
We already know you don’t lurk here, so why make posts like these that make it more obvious.
Anonymous No.211527062 >>211527306
>>211526999
2026
Anonymous No.211527078
cant wait to see tons of nigger nepo baby action figures going to the dump
Anonymous No.211527152 >>211527174
>>211527045
May I see them? You’re aware there’s an archive, I assume.
Anonymous No.211527174 >>211527207 >>211528520
>>211527152
Yeah, try using it
Anonymous No.211527207 >>211527267
>>211527174
No, you made those claims, post pics
Anonymous No.211527267 >>211528520
>>211527207
No, either search the archives yourself or lurk more before posting. I’ve been through this song and dance too many times to keep feeding you retards.
Anonymous No.211527306 >>211537250
>>211527062
>Jumanji

Didn't this already get a reboot?
Anonymous No.211527982
>>211526278
Based. Black pussy is the best pussy.
Anonymous No.211528520
>>211527267
>>211527174
>>211527045
The anon got caught out in a lie!
Anonymous No.211528592
>>211525734
What difference would it make?
Anonymous No.211528651
>>211526278
Fake.
DO NOT EAT THE PURPLE CLAY.
Anonymous No.211528773 >>211528808
Superman ahd Fantastic Four will both flop
Anonymous No.211528808
>>211528773
Cope
Anonymous No.211529422
>>211525779
>The age of animation domination is upon us
Animation is being smothered in its sleep in favor of "Live Action Remakes" that look like shit in comparison.
Anonymous No.211529589 >>211531749
>>211525659 (OP)
It's gross that Toothless looks the same as he does in the animation
Anonymous No.211530348 >>211532554 >>211533099
>>211526999
F1 is going to be the biggest flop on there. No way to make a movie about F1 racing interesting.
Anonymous No.211530378
Cal Art flopped so hard it destroyed animation altogether and the only solution they found was to do live action remake
sage No.211530533 >>211530567
>>211525659 (OP)
>But /tv/ told me this would flop...
I remember people not liking casting. I don’t remember a series of threads titled “This movie will bomb”. I feel like it largely has been ignored here if anything. Are you making these threads based on a post you saw, or is it like a bot kind of thing. Either way, gotta be a sage for me son.
Anonymous No.211530567
>>211530533
Cope
Anonymous No.211530590
>>211526602
I had the same thought anon. OP wants to fight, or is just a faggot. Well, either way I guess he’s a faggot.
Anonymous No.211530703
>>211525659 (OP)
I thought this blackwashed slop came out more than a year ago and nobody cared
Anonymous No.211531143
Just saw it and it was jarring how Hiccup and Astrid are literally just "We haveTom Holland and Zendaya at Home". The cast for the most part was fine but there were some miscasts, they should have brought back Craig Fergeson. The female twin was horrible and I didn't realize who she was until half way through the film. At times Toothless had this uncanny valley aspect to him which really made him creepy to look at.

Overall a perfectly good film. But its nothing above good. The original is better and I feel like they should have done a bit of deviating in order to strengthen the film like change hiccups actions a bit since he's older in the LA than the original. Flying scenes were good.
Anonymous No.211531527 >>211533058
>>211525659 (OP)
The director openly lies about Astrid's casting and says,
>"She was cast because she was the best that came in, and within the context of this movie, and sort of the expanded mythology of the tribe, the whole idea that Astrid has to be white and blue-eyed and blonde goes away."
Nico Parker is a nepo baby, actress mother and director father. If she was the "best" they had, the other nepo babies they had applying for the role couldn't act themselves out of a paper bag. They did not consider searching for a proper blonde haired, blue eyed young actress. End of story.
They hired a quarter-black mutt with nappy dreadlocks. Her hair is an eyesore in every shot.
The movie is fantastic because the cgi dragons are badass and they copied the original story nearly 1:1, not because of Nico's performance or appearance. Americans will say she is "white-passing enough" lol. My condolences to anyone that was hurt because they didn't cast Astrid accurately, and add insult to injury by lying about it.
Anonymous No.211531749
>>211529589
If they made Toothless look any different, the furfags would have a mass meltdown like they had with the original cgi Sonic and demand the animators to make Toothless look like how he looks now.
Anonymous No.211532554
>>211530348
Rush was really good, what are you talking about? Just don't put amerilard actors in any prominent roles.
Anonymous No.211533058
>>211531527
Lol
Anonymous No.211533099
>>211530348
Boomer and millennial women will watch it because of Brad alone
Anonymous No.211533171
>>211527045
Every damn time
>newfag on 4chan cant tell actual 4chan posts from bots, retards and reddit users
>''/tv/ thinks this!'' about statements made exclusively by NONE 4chan users
the newfag cutoff was literally 15 years ago btw so do keep in mind than 90% of the posts you read are from newfags and not actual people
Anonymous No.211535163
>>211525659 (OP)
>“How to Train Your Dragon” cost $150 million to produce and roughly $100 million to market.
Anonymous No.211535774
>>211525659 (OP)
Having seen it, its genuinly impressive how its a very faithful shot for shot remake but every shot, every delivery, every line, every bit of everything is just worse. Its also longer but the added scenes arent added, just extended and less funny versions of the originals so the pacing is worse. Somehow even the audio mixing is worse so that the excellent soundtrack is worse. Im trying to find a single metric that is at least equal here but jesus christ.
All the sets look worse, all the actors look apathetic at best, its obviously full of nigs and spics in the casting, the ONLY thing I can say is that the actual voice of Hiccup is less grating this time around since the original sounded like Bobby Hill farting into a trombone.
Anonymous No.211536193
>>211526776
False shit you felt the need to to lash out pussy lol
Anonymous No.211536650
MUTT
Anonymous No.211537090
Mason Thames can train my dragon
Anonymous No.211537245
>>211525659 (OP)
Blackwashed
will never watch
hope it helps
Anonymous No.211537250
>>211527306
If you count the space version i believe this is the third reboot