>>211526376 (OP)1. Zoomers can't afford to go on Spring Break
2. Zoomers don't even have a frame of reference for Spring Break given our everything is fucked
3. For Zoomers, Spring Break is primetime for getting extra money/hours at work because we're all poorfags (except for the rich ones and even then they prefer to go to Japan or Europe or wherever, not usually doing traditional Spring Break stuff in Florida, Texas, Cali, or Mexico)