Thread 211526376

What happened with spring break films?

zoomers don't go outside

are girls as soft as they look

Flat like a pancake.

>>211526376 (OP)
Ngl wish i were one of them

>>211526376 (OP)
bags of sand

>>211526586
Yes, they smell pretty nice too

>>211526586
softer

>>211526376 (OP)
The high waisted bikini has been a disaster folks sounds good, doesn't work

>>211526586
Softer and they smell better than you'd think too

>>211526376 (OP)
3 mogs and it's not even close

>>211526586
Fat girls are even softer
Was sucking on some big fat tits earlier for the first time in years shit was cash

>>211526586
Their skin is different. Its nice

>>211526376 (OP)
Harvey Weinstein kept the hags out.

>>211526657
>>211526684
I hate being straight

>>211526376 (OP)
Are these Boutinella sluts?

>>211526586
us trannies are even softer

>>211526376 (OP)
Women owe me sex.

>>211526586
no is disappointingly just like your own body. Their ass even feels the same just bigger (usually). If you feel yourself up and imagine its a woman its basically the same minus vagine and boba

>>211526667
Whomst?

>>211526376 (OP)
cringe culture killed that sort of thing
also I think watching rich, beautiful people have fun could no longer be done in a way that didn't seem like they were rubbing it in

>>211526809
See a doctor about low test and start lifting if your body feels like a girl's

>>211526987
its just skin

Metoo ended the sexual revolution, now we're in a weird super-left world but with evangelical sex-negativity on top.

no spring break films are one of the consequences

>>211526586

girls are very soft. not just their skin texture but just their bodies in general.

We need spring break movies for the trad audience. Women showing off ankles and not speaking unless spoken to.

>>211527085
That sex negativity attitude is only for straight male sexuality. We're expected to be neutered housecats while everyone else gets to be as horny and perverted as they want. That Puritan attitude disappears for straight women and the rainbow mafia. Notice how there is zero pearl clutching about age gaps in gay dating, or plain Jane female leads being paired with model tier male romance interests.

>>211526809
To a certain extent. The softness and warmness of a girl's butt skin is not magically different from your own. But the alienness of it, the fact that you're touching something that is not your body, makes it all the more exciting.

>>211526376 (OP)
>with

I'm so touch-starved bros

>>211526760
Just touch a hooker

>>211527261
I despise women

>>211527422
sit on your hand until it goes asleep
then jerk off, feels like someone lese is doing
tho im not sure if youre raping your hand

>>211526376 (OP)
why are foids like this?

>>211527657
like what?

>>211526376 (OP)
I want to kiss their feets.

>>211526376 (OP)
Which scene is this from on Blacked?

>>211527675
y'know
sexy
having fun
living life

>>211527490
love it when my gf does this
like she just cuts to the chase and puts my hands on her
wait isnt this a film board?

>>211527710
they dont know just how much porn actually is there in the internet
i bet they dont even know about 4chan

>>211526376 (OP)
I'm so blonde bimbo threesome starved bros

>>211526376 (OP)
Beaches are just covered in disgusting brown hominids

>>211526376 (OP)
why would stacy suck producer cock to be in a shitty film when onlyfans pays better?
also fat girls

>>211526586
Rubbery

>>211526809
I disagree. I fucked passable tranny once and they felt "masculine"

Idk the science behind it but mens bodies are subtly different

>>211526809
Yeah as far as ass is concerned that's true, but hands/arms and so on are definitely softer.

>>211527675
>haha lets go outside wearing practically nothing like the fucking sluts we are and record it and post it online and pretend that we're doing something when we're actually just trying to brag and rub it in LMFAO!

>>211527832
it was probably the cock down your throat

>>211527869
all women are whores

>>211526376 (OP)
why did you post this webm? am i supposed to find this interesting or something?

>>211527897
and that's a good thing

>>211527869
>aaaahhhhh no attractive women are showing their bodies make it stop!
Fag.

>>211527869
>THESE NAKED GIRLS ARE SUCH WHORES I HATE THEM
>LOOK AT THEIR DISGUSTING NAKED BODIES, GROSS
>IM GONNA KEEP ON LOOKING DISSAPPROVINGLY AT THESE NAKED GIRLS, GOD THEY MAKE ME SO MAD
>HAVE THEY GOT NO DECENCY?

>>211526809
>he doesn’t know

>>211526873
>>211527085
>>211527261
You guys clearly don't watch live streaming, vtuber or otherwise. You can't kill biology.

>>211527946
Yes

>>211526376 (OP)
If the WNBA was like this I'd finna watch every game.

>>211527957
yeah I don't watch that crap, I'm not an incel.

>>211527261
>We're expected to be neutered housecats
Only ugly men

>>211527869
You are brown.

>>211528044
I hate women so much it's unreal

life is about sex

>>211528030
You
Are
A
Faggot

>>211528044
It's normal to want to fuck people you're attracted to.

>>211527261
Stop giving a shit what "they" want you to be.

>>211526873
>also I think watching rich, beautiful people have fun could no longer be done in a way that didn't seem like they were rubbing it in.
Ding ding ding.
The illusion that we are all going to grow up to be well off is broken. The class decide is the biggest it’s been since the 1930s.
Even something like the life up the kids had in American pie seems off now.
Nobody wants to watch travel blog movies either.
Also why James Bond films are dead.

>>211528087
you're a retarded troon if you unironically spend your spare time watching vtubers
actually a complete waste of oxygen

>>211527832
It was the pheromones, no amount of titty Skittles or plastic surgery or perfume will get rid of male sweat and male musk

>>211528069
do you hate women because they wont fuck you or women wont fuck you because you hate them?

>>211528170
I just despise them because of their self-interested nature.

>>211528216
digital profiles are not people anon

>>211528120
>>211528120
>boo hoo where are the hot girls, I sure am STRAIGHT and love HOT GIRLS, too bad hot girls playing around doesn't exist anymore (I'm STRAIGHT by the way)
>H-Hey stop it with the hot girls you... I-incel!

>>211528265
They're all that way in real life too, you dumbass

>>211527795

I would use my nose like one of those truffle hunting dogs

>>211528327
sure, did the internet tell you that?

>>211528416
Being the only man in an all female workplace did. Now fuck off you retard

>>211526987
you're a bitch

>>211526376 (OP)
1. Zoomers can't afford to go on Spring Break
2. Zoomers don't even have a frame of reference for Spring Break given our everything is fucked
3. For Zoomers, Spring Break is primetime for getting extra money/hours at work because we're all poorfags (except for the rich ones and even then they prefer to go to Japan or Europe or wherever, not usually doing traditional Spring Break stuff in Florida, Texas, Cali, or Mexico)

>>211528451
You're just unlucky. My female family members are great women.

>>211528488
Both my sisters abused me and my mother told me she'd kill herself if she ever saw the world I did

>>211528531
Yeah definitely bad luck to be born in such a harsh enviroment. I understand you, but you have to know that there are good women out there.

>>211528531
that's erotic

>>211527261
I used to fap to the lingerie section in the JC Penny catalog. Glad they showed busty milfs instead of these fat mutts

>>211528581
Well where are they? Where? I don't see 'em.

>>211528616
Outside but you're not allowed there.

>>211528475
>Zoomers don't even have a frame of reference for Spring Break given our everything is fucked
Very good point, the coof buttfucked their generation's prime Spring Break years

>>211528531
>if she ever saw the world I did
What?

>>211528664
Reality.
>>211528652
dumbass

>>211528727
Your workplace isn't outside lilbro.

>>211527957
>biology is getting your dick hard to cel-shaded abstractions of 12 year old girls with the eyeball-to-head proportions of a dragonfly

>>211528103
And?

>>211529751
>12 years old
Those anime girls have huge tits and fat asses lol, 2/10 bait

>>211529890
They're drawn with a huge head compared to their body, same proportions as a kid has.

>>211529959
Plenty of women have that build, hell just go to the Sabrina Carpenter thread if you want to see it IRL

>>211526376 (OP)
Zoomers are asexual.

>>211529986
>Plenty of women have that build
Only women who are 5 feet tall like her. At least say the cope that all other animefags say and tell us that pedophilia is ok in japan.

>>211530293
You'd understand our incel tendencies better if you ever interacted with our "women".

>>211526376 (OP)
>What happened with spring break films?

Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2005 (BAPCPA). They were purely advertisements for the student loan debt traps. Or just Boomers as you like.

>>211530345
Spring Breakers was kino thoughever and came out in 2012 thougheverbeit

>>211530325
>Only women who are 5 feet tall like her
Dude look at the demographics of this country lmao, this shithole is filled with goblinas
>pedophilia
>liking fat anime tiddies is pedophilia
Go back to Faceberg Boomer

>>211528314
These boomers drive me nuts and I don't even like you /vt/ guys